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Microcups Made of Nanopaper

Roland Piquepaille writes "Researchers at the University of Arkansas have created long nanowires with titanium dioxide and assembled them into pieces of 'nanopaper.' This flexible paper can fold into 3D nanostructures such as tubes, bowls or cups. This kind of nanopaper could soon be used for applications such as bacteria filters, decomposition of pollutants and chemical warfare agents. But first the University needs to find industrial partners. Read more for additional details and some pictures of these microcups."

144 comments

  1. Bad by neuroPuff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Titanium dioxide, nanowires, nanopapers... just the stolen ingredients from my racoon sex doll.

    1. Re:Bad by soupforare · · Score: 0

      Mom?

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    2. Re:Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worse, those "new york" rolled joints will be even thinner! Question is, can we make nano-weed?

  2. microcups? by Mahou · · Score: 3, Interesting

    since when is something that's bigger than a penny considered micro? i understand calling the paper nanopaper, because it's made out of nanofibers, but what's with the term 'microcup'?

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    1. Re:microcups? by embeddedbennie · · Score: 2

      I agree. It should be called a "decicup", as it's no more than 10 times smaller than a normal cup...

    2. Re:microcups? by Tenser234 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yet, you are using a olde termed "Micro-Computer" to write that very message. Say what?

    3. Re:microcups? by jasonwea · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just when I thought they weren't going to make those tiny paper cups you get at water dispensers any smaller.. *sigh*

    4. Re:microcups? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe.
      I think I now know what "microsoft" means. Finally.

    5. Re:microcups? by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      What about microscopes?

    6. Re:microcups? by mjmalone · · Score: 1

      I agree, micro means "too small to be seen with the naked eye." These should be called "really little macrocups," or something similar. I was very disappointed when I saw the pictures. Unless, of course, that is a micropenny that the cups are next to in the photos.

    7. Re:microcups? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Yeah, looks like they're made out of papier mache. And I only made like infinity of those in scout camp last summer.

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    8. Re:microcups? by supachupa · · Score: 1

      That's because they named it after the apperatus that protects YOUR groin. Hey, don't feel bad. They named the femtocup after me. :(

    9. Re:microcups? by treeves · · Score: 1

      . . .and still when I order iced tea I either get not enough ice ("hey it's iced tea!") or too much: three sips and I need a refill.

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    10. Re:microcups? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when did i call what i'm using a micro-computer? when did anyone call it a micro-computer? is that term ever used today? tangents are so ridiculous. such as, when did the rabbit eat lunch?

    11. Re:microcups? by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Because that is her cup size?

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    12. Re:microcups? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      How about calling them "small cups"?

      Oh, where's my Strunk and White? I want to use it as a projectile.

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  3. Finaly! by pesho · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finaly there will be a drink at Starbucks that I can afford. One grande ..uh,uh, Nano Latte please.

    1. Re:Finaly! by moro_666 · · Score: 1

      If you'd visit airports more often, you'd recognize
      the thing on the pictures in tfa is the standard for
      airports, and you can get it at only 5$ (unlyess you're
      in tokyo where it's slightly more expensive).

      Isn't life just great^H^H^H^H^H nano ?

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    2. Re:Finaly! by RsG · · Score: 1

      Hey, if they could concentrate it enough, I'd get my caffine fix from a shot glass :-P

      Why do you need all that boiling water and bitter bean based colouring anyway? The important stuff is the caffine, or as I like to think of it, the "wake up kick to the head".

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    3. Re:Finaly! by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you're going to go to those extremes, why not just snort a couple of lines of caffeine?

    4. Re:Finaly! by RsG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because the last time I did that, I got some very strage looks from the other people in the washroom.

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    5. Re:Finaly! by Menkhaf · · Score: 1

      If you don't like the bitter base, you should definately stay away from pure caffeine.. I, uhh, got my hands on some not long ago, and let me tell you mister, that stuff sure is bitter... It'll keep you awake though, so coping with the bitter taste is not hard..

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    6. Re:Finaly! by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't injecting pure caffeine directly in the bloodstream work better?

    7. Re:Finaly! by RsG · · Score: 1

      Drat! There's blood in my caffine system!

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    8. Re:Finaly! by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Hey, I wouldn't want to look like a junkie! :S

    9. Re:Finaly! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      You can... just order a "short black macchiato" here in Melbourne, where Starbucks franchisees go away ashamed and muttering at their shoes. One shot glass worth of very strong, aromatic coffee. Palate to brain in 3 seconds. We mean espresso.

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  4. Still waiting by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm still holding out for paper that can compute (probably by using rod logic) and then display the results on its surface. A little external memory interface and I can reduce my bookshelf to a harddrive and an 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of paper.

    1. Re:Still waiting by dotoole · · Score: 1

      Cool. Where do you plug in the handcrank for when the power goes out?

    2. Re:Still waiting by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1

      I suppose you have never heard of batteries before?

  5. Great by Donut2099 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now all they need is a nano-dispenser because those teeny-tiny dixie cups at the watercooler just arent small enough.

  6. Cup sizes? by I+kan+Spl · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought a microcup is what your girlfriend has...

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    1. Re:Cup sizes? by dotgain · · Score: 1

      I thought it was just small-talk around the milli-water cooler

    2. Re:Cup sizes? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I thought a microcup is what your girlfriend has..."

      Everybody who's gettin some tonight, raise your hand! O/

      How many of you learned a lesson about making fun of girlfriends around here?

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    3. Re:Cup sizes? by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Girlfriend? Sir, you presume too much.

    4. Re:Cup sizes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's about as funny as that awful Simpsons joke you made years ago.

  7. "and chemical warfare agents" by mrjb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'll probably get modded -1, hippy for this but I've noticed that every time a great invention is made in the US, it is considered important that it can *also* be used for war. Whereas if something is invented in Europe, it's more in the lines of "it will help the environment and/or developing countries". What's up with the war fixation people?

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    1. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by neuroPuff · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, the moderators tend to be bacon grease chugging war mongers who also enjoy pretending they don't know where they are when phoned by their friends with the question, "Oh, Andrew, is that your mom upstairs?".

    2. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      What's up with the war fixation people? [in America]

      One word: overcompensation.

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    3. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly they meant breaking down pollutants and breaking down chemical warfare agents, but lost an "and" in there.

    4. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Mahou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that's the craziest spelling of 'budget' i've ever seen

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    5. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Frogbert · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah its kinda freaky. Like Americans students reciting the pledge of allegance every morning. Seriously what's up with that? and people don't even realise why people from other countries find that a little strange/scary.

    6. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with the fixation on not having the capacity for war?

    7. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by EyeMyke · · Score: 1

      The first job of the US government (and any government) is to protect the people. As such, any device that could be used for such should point it out. I do agree we need more of an emphasis on the environment, but for things like this, an application to warfare survival or that of airborne disease is perfectly acceptable, imo.

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    8. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Marshall+B. · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, the US government is about as powerful as a Ford Pinto, as all we have in this country is financial power. Military is all the government has exclusive to it, so it's important to them that everything be doing something for their military.

    9. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone would ever rate something so nationalistic -1, hippy to be honest.

    10. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by kahei · · Score: 1


      In order to finance such research as this, one must have something known as a 'large sum of money'.

      Although there are many sources of these, the easiest one to use is known as the 'taxpayer'.

      Most LSofM extracted from taxpayers goes to pensions, health, farm subsidies, bailing out airlines, making 'Mission Accomplished' banners, social welfare, corporate welfare, and defence.

      Only one of the above needs high technology.

      Luckily, any technology, no matter how useless, will usually find some interest somewhere in the defence industry if the economics are right. For example, the US Navy needs technology to enable it to perform a shore bombardment role; buying a lot of actual guns would be very expensive and wouldn't really benefit the Navy itself; so they need an 'abstract' technology that costs enough that they can say they are trying, but not nearly as much as actual weapons would. That particular niche is already filled, but that's the general way it works.

      Thus, an important thing to do, when trying to develop a new technology, is to think of a military application -- a military application for which the research budget and requirements will appeal to some are of the defence establishment.

      It's not a military obsession, it's just how money flow in the USA works.

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    11. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Invidious · · Score: 1

      Have you ever looked at our budget? If a researcher can find a possible use that's related to war in any way, well, that's a chance to get more funding.

    12. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      And to a scrap of fabric, no less. If it was to The Nation, or The People, or even The Office Of The President Of The United States, it'd at least make some sense, but to a flag?!

    13. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, i'm foreign to the US and i find that pretty bloody scary.

    14. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being obtuse. The flag is merely a symbol for American "ideals." Not that those are particularly well defined, or that anyone important cares about them anymore, but they presumably involve things like liberty, democracy, and tolerance.

    15. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was a big thing back in the cold war, because communists were supposedly unable to pledge their allegance to us, or say "under God".

      Habit keeps us going on and on and on...

    16. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One nation, under God

      Like tolerance to atheists?
    17. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problems seem to come from the "tolerant" (read INtolerant) Atheists themselves!
      Yes, I'm referring to Mr. Newdow.

    18. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the irony to me is that any person affiliated with a monotheistic religion would support saying the pledge of allegiance. pledging allegiance to an inanimate object is probably the most obvious form of idolotry we have in this country, which judaism, christianity, and islam tend to look down on.

    19. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a better example of false idolotry in the US today is the fixation on the bible. What does "god" mean to most of the fundamentalist parts of the US? A book, nothing more. Even the name commonly given for that area is the "bible" belt.

      Just look at creationism (biblical inerancy taken too far), or use of the bible as a holy object (swearing with one hand on the book, or some of the antics of missionaries and faith healers). Whatever happened to the idea that god was a voice in the sky, or a small voice of conscience in your heart? Nowdays, He's a pile of bound paper.

      This, fundamentally, is what's wrong with fundamentalism. God becomes a bronze age book, or a flag (note how the current administration tries to tie christianity to patriotism, something that would have given the christians of ancient Rome a fit). False idolotry is prohibeted for a reason, namely that it makes a god into a figurehead. And that is exactly what the fundies have made their god into - a symbol for politicians, an excuse for bigotry and willful ignorance, and a name to hide their superstitions behind.

    20. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by kabocox · · Score: 1

      What's up with the war fixation people?

      Shh, the not very big secret is that he US DOD spends major research funding on alots of things "war related." Just because its being billed as a chemical warfare agent removal system doesn't mean that the profressor or university working on it doesn't also see the usage for just environmental clean up. There just isn't a big US agency finacing research into environmental clean up. There is one paying for tech related to clean up the messes of war. The US professors are just using the grants and money that they can get. ;)

    21. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by kabocox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Like Americans students reciting the pledge of allegance every morning. Seriously what's up with that? and people don't even realise why people from other countries find that a little strange/scary.

      If you really want the low down on that pledge of allegance crap, I'll let you in on it. It's a hold over when Eastern Europe was sending alot of people over here to be our brand new citizens. Ever wonder why the US is so hung up on English? Its sort of a related issue. Back then there wasn't any equal opp. laws or anything. Basically we made those new to the country feel like crap until they were good little US Citizens. Well what the hell is a US Citizen? First off you need to speak a US brand of English and get indoctrinated with our holidays and the pledge of allegance. Half the people that I've had an intellegent conversation on the topic admit that it is very Nazish, but it is the primary way we get those 2nd and 3rd generation new citizens to become "just like" everyone else. Who do you think pushes for that crap the most now a days? The families that remember coming here and think that the US is the best country on the planet. Remember there are reasons why alot of people don't like "public" education and the pledge of allegance is one of them.

    22. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by Sonri · · Score: 1

      Someone hasn't read/said the Pledge. "...to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands..." You're pledging your allegiance to the country when you say it. Just like the Oath of Allegience taken at naturlization.

    23. Re:"and chemical warfare agents" by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't know, I live in a free country. Only time I pledged to anything was when I was a Girl Guide.

  8. At last, safe sex by svunt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, with titanium of this thickness, a condom that can handle my workload is possible.

    1. Re:At last, safe sex by tor528 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Finally, with titanium of this thickness, a condom that can handle my workload is possible.

      looks like you forgot to hit the 'Log Out' button.

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    2. Re:At last, safe sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure you want to brag about nanotubes doing the job for you as condoms.

    3. Re:At last, safe sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And being a microcup, it's the right size to match!

    4. Re:At last, safe sex by iknowcss · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean, "finally they can make me a condom that's my size!" Just kiddin'

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    5. Re:At last, safe sex by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      Be careful though, I hear those nano-splinters are impossible to get out of your hands.

  9. Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can't wait to wipe my ass with titanium nano-fibers!

    This is a real concern actually, the western world is wiping their asses with the rainforrests.
    Perhaps this softof "paper" will prove to be a plausable alternative? I really hope so...

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    1. Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by TheChef321 · · Score: 1

      Forget wiping my ass with titanium nano-fibers, I'm waiting for nanopaper to have nanomachines so the TP will wipe my own ass for me.

    2. Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by Pesh+Hawksfire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yea, what we want is to make throw-away products from non-renewable resources instead of the renewable ones we already have. Worst. Environmentalist. Ever.

    3. Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by odourpreventer · · Score: 1
      the western world is wiping their asses with the rainforrests

      Do you have anything to support this claim? At least in Europe, all (or nearly all) TP is made from recycled paper. Stiff paper is long-fibered, soft paper is short-fibered; fresh paper mass is long-fibered, recycled paper mass is short-fibered. It just makes economic sense.

    4. Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      WWF has an article about it. I picked it up somewhere else though...

      To be honest I always thought you had the more sturdy greyish TP to be recycle and "economical", but they are alot more expensive.

      Regular TP packaging -here in Belgium- rarely states it's manufactured out of recycled paper, only that its packaging is recyclable...
      I don't manufacture TP myself, so I honestly wouldn't be able to say for certain. But I couldn't find a statement on the internet of someone who actually does.

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    5. Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by Nicolay77 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Titanium itself in pure, metallic form is very expensive, and is toxic to manufacture, agreed.

      But this paper is made of nanowires of titanium dioxide. Titanium is found in nature in the form of rutile. The rutile mineral mainly consists of titanium dioxide, and it's the third most abundant mineral in earth, after iron and aluminium in their natural form.

      I believe we can safely consider titanium dioxide (as opposed to pure titanium), as an almost unlimited resource, more abundant than forests and any form of living matter.

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    6. Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by dosquatch · · Score: 1
      I can't wait to wipe my ass with titanium nano-fibers!

      Would that fall under "pollutant" or "chemical warfare agent"?

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    7. Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      I can't wait to wipe my ass with titanium nano-fibers! Perhaps this softof "paper" will prove to be a plausable alternative? I really hope so...

      Apparently you don't know how to use the Three Seashells (tm).

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    8. Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      Ha! I just found you even wash your teeth with Titanium dioxide!

      Well, not really, toothpaste has more ingredients. But Titanium dioxide is used as the white pigment of choice in paints, paper and toothpaste. And in sunscreen it's used to protect your skin.

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    9. Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      We should have had an obligatory Bender quote long before this.

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  10. "Decomposition of ... chemical warfare agents" by patio11 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... is *not a war use*. Its an environment improving use which happens to have some security implications, mostly for terrorism. It incidentally helps out developing countries more than it does the US, since we see have a strong national defense, no ongoing wars with nation-states, and a fairly good defense against terrorists, and developing nations are frequently 0 for 3.

    1. Re:"Decomposition of ... chemical warfare agents" by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Yeah terrorism is the other strange fixation...

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  11. Other potential applications: by RoffleTheWaffle · · Score: 1

    Microscopic origami exhibits. World's tiniest paper crane!

    If that sounds as stupid to you as it does to me, you're just missing the bigger picture.

    1. Re:Other potential applications: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that as MICROSOFT origami exhibits. Then I reread it and it still made sense.

      I liked my version of the joke better, actually.

  12. Roland P by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Roland, Roland, Roland,
    Keep those page hits rolling
    Advertising's flowing
    Slashdot!

    (sung to the tune of Rawhide)

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    1. Re:Roland P by grammar+fascist · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had a story posted on Slashdot's front page yesterday which drove a grand total of 40 visitors to my blog. Page hits galore, I tell you. Why, all that traffic nearly slashdotted Blogger! If I had had Adsense going, that would have been what, four cents? For fifteen minutes of work?

      Submit a good story or three yourself if you disapprove of Roland getting onto the front page all the time.

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    2. Re:Roland P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair the only link to Roland's site is on his name, the links cited in the article go to the original source.

      Whether that's as a result of the editors... umm... editing I don't know

    3. Re:Roland P by fonky · · Score: 1

      you forgot a paragraph:

      Don't try to understand 'im
      Just rope, throw, and brand 'im
      Soon we'll be living high and wide.

    4. Re:Roland P by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      It's for the Google points, not for direct referals.

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    5. Re:Roland P by dragonman97 · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, the link to Roland's site is done with rel=nofollow, so it /shouldn't/ improve his PageRank.

      However, recent discussions elsewhere have suggested that Google is starting to follow the links anyway, but give them almost no weight unless they appear to have merit.

    6. Re:Roland P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whether that's as a result of the editors... umm... editing


      L O L, when was the last time they did that? 1998?

  13. At last, cheap sex by norc · · Score: 0

    Does that mean I can get a reusable condom? That would lower my daily costs dramatically..

    1. Re:At last, cheap sex by bar-agent · · Score: 1
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  14. What a waste by i_like_spam · · Score: 1

    It takes a thousand sheets of nanopaper to make only one microcup.

    What a waste of paper.

  15. Why by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    If you have something the size of a hard drive, why does the computing have to be done in the paper. You have that huge box to do the computing in. Of course what you really want is the paper to have a tranciever, and a sensor so that you can tell it when to change the display, even if the computing is done over on the bookshelf.

    1. Re:Why by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to read long articles on a computer screen? It's nearly impossible.

    2. Re:Why by jasonwea · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know what you [ADVERT] mean. Reading articles of [Next Page]
      [ADVERT] any considerable length online [ADVERT] is quite a challenge [Next Page]
      indeed!

    3. Re:Why by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more of long PDFs and eye-strain, but yeah ads are a problem too.

    4. Re:Why by JDevers · · Score: 1

      I've read novels on my PDA, and I don't mean one time to prove a point, more like 50-70 novels total. Of course a PDA screen isn't a PC screen, but it isn't that much different than a decent laptop screen.

  16. Pfttpbpttbtbtbbt by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

    At first I thought having the word 'Nano' in my nick sounded cool and high tech, but now that they're attaching it to words like 'cups' I'm having second thoughts.

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    1. Re:Pfttpbpttbtbtbbt by odourpreventer · · Score: 1

      If you think that now, just wait until they release NanoGatorade!

    2. Re:Pfttpbpttbtbtbbt by RajivSLK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At first I thought having the word 'Nano' in my nick sounded cool and high tech

      Wow, you are really cool. You can have a job at my company, CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. We can synergise together.

    3. Re:Pfttpbpttbtbtbbt by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Is nanotech 2.0 out yet?

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  17. Another innovation... by Marshall+B. · · Score: 1

    ...another peice to the grand goal of widespread nanomachine usage. As a supporter in the continued advancement of all reasonably sane technology I find this to be a good thing.

  18. Coming soon... Wondermicrocup(tm) by Eyeball97 · · Score: 2, Funny

    With added padding for those who feel inadequate with a microcup...

  19. Exercise for reader by leehwtsohg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. List the number of times chemical warfare agents have been employed. Classify as to whether the agents have been used by a government or by a terrorist organisation. In each case list the number of humans killed, injured, and the total amount of environmental damage done.
    2. Using the results in 1. calculate the probability that conditional on a chemical agent being used, it was used by terrorists.

    Bonus points: list usage by country, and calculate conditional probability as in 2, for different countries. Which country do you think is most likely to use a chemical agent in general, or in particular against humans.

    As a reference, you can use the following material: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_Warfare

    1. Re:Exercise for reader by Matt+Edd · · Score: 1

      Homework on /.!? Homework on monday!? Ug. I'll just wait and copy off of someone else.

    2. Re:Exercise for reader by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Pah! Screw showing the workings out. It's the US government that have made the most use of chemical weapons in the world. Correct?

  20. NOT for warfare, just a misunderstood sentence... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 4, Informative

    From TFA: University of Arkansas researchers have created assemblies of nanowires that show potential in applications such as armor, flame-retardant fabric, bacteria filters, oil cracking, controlled drug release, decomposition of pollutants and chemical warfare agents.

    The usefulness of the material extends to the decomposition of chemical agents, not their creation. The sentence could be a little clearer.

  21. Nano/micro by kahei · · Score: 2, Funny


    So, wait, nanowires join together to make nanopaper which in turn is made into microcups. What the heck's going on? How do you make nanocups?? From femtowires????

    Oh, *I* get it. They probably made nanocups, and then they were like, hey, what's even more cool than nanotechnology? HUGE nanotechnology, that's what! So they tried to build the biggest nanotechnology they could -- the microcup!

    Only now it's NOT NANO ANY MORE, is it? You scientists think you're so smart, but you're just mean to rabbits.

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    1. Re:Nano/micro by Cougem · · Score: 1

      Actually if the product is 3 orders of magnitude higher (nanowires -> microcups) then nanocups should be made out of picowires, not femtowires. Femtowires would make a picocup.

  22. ...the devil's in the detail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmmm, i dunno about yous lot but the fact that it can be heated to 700 degrees celsius and 'remain stable' is a useful property for something that resembles paper, no?

  23. vapor by mapkinase · · Score: 1
    From TA and similar statements from the lab page of the PI

    This kind of nanopaper could soon be used for applications such as bacteria filters, decomposition of pollutants and chemical warfare agents.
    .. and where is indicator for that? I do not have access to the peer-reviewed article from home, but usually abstracts give some hints why this new technology has a potential... You can not just claim that every new thing has a potential without at least a bit of theoretical handwaving.
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    1. Re:vapor by Eivind · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's a reasonable expectation seeing as this "paper" is made from very very thin fibers, thus having a hell of a lot of very very tiny holes, that it can be used for filtration.

  24. Clean cup, clean cup. Move down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clean cup, clean cup. Move down!

    It must be terribly hard to take one's tea at the nano scale. I mean, those tiny espresso cups are classy, but this is ridiculous!

  25. Technological advances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So where is my promised paperless society????

  26. So can hold an edge? by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

    I've had a hanckerin' for a monosword for years.

  27. Not really by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    I'm missing the really, really small picture.

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  28. You better sit down by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

    Now, this may come as a shock to you, but the iPod Nano is not actually NOT 1e10^-9 times the size of a regular iPod...and nobody gives a damn.

    1. Re:You better sit down by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      Either write 1*10^-9 or write 1e-9, you look like a dilettante if you mix scientific and exponential notation.

    2. Re:You better sit down by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      Psh. Obviously you've never heard of scienceponential notatification.

    3. Re:You better sit down by ralmin · · Score: 1

      1e10^-9 = 1e-90, that's 81 orders of magnitude smaller than nano.

    4. Re:You better sit down by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      Ofcourse I have! I heard about it 5e10^-1 years ago!

    5. Re:You better sit down by Mahou · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      the ipod nano is a product name, not just something in an article about cups made out of a new material like 'microcups' is.

      p.s. you used a double negative...

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    6. Re:You better sit down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up you b0ring ph499ot.

  29. Fold it Seven times? by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 1

    This flexible paper can fold into 3D nanostructures..."

    Sure sure sure... but can it be folded more than seven times??

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  30. Nano Particles by fishfish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hadn't thought much of the fear of various nano-dusts, etc. getting loose in the environment until my son broke one of those squishy pillows full of little beads open in his room. I encountered a pile of tiny little beads and others clinging to the wall and on every surface and finding their way into other rooms, etc. Even after a good vacuuming I threw my hands up and decided that these things would be around for awhile. That, and taking note of the recent enviro-news on the persistence of Teflon related chemicals in the general environment and also around where it is made.

    I just hope they have the part figured out about how to control and contain this stuff before some folks end up with lungs full of titanium dioxide nano particles (I wonder what the disease will be called -- white lung?).

    I'm mainly thinking about the pre-manufactured product's raw materials and the areas in and around where they might create this stuff.

    1. Re:Nano Particles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to get you freaked out any more... but isn't this what everone was freaking out about with asbestos, nm sized filaments, respirable and for some unknown reason causes a host of diseases, including the ever present cancer. The little beads are way to big to simply inhale so don't worry there, but the titanium dioxide fibers sound like the Ti (instead of Si) version of asbestos. May take a while to figure out if it does anything weird to the body (only took a few thousand years to figure it out with asbestos), but I'll be drinking from regular cups thank you very much.

  31. Oh dear! by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

    These microcups may mean the end of teetotalling as we know it.

    "C'mon, really. How much alcohol can be in one microcup of beer? Or a thousand of them?"

    - RG>

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  32. this is millitechnology, not nanotechnology by dmoen · · Score: 1

    The term "nanotechnology" is supposed to refer to the construction of machines so small, their component sizes are measured in nanometers. Similarly, "microtechnology" refers to tiny machines whose component sizes are measured in micrometers.

    However, in the referenced article, the so-called "3D nanostructures" are described as: "These three-dimensional hollow objects can be manipulated by hand and trimmed with scissors". The photos show simple hollow objects that are all larger than a U.S. penny. The component sizes would be measured in millimeters. So they at best are millicups, not microcups.

    Nanotechnology refers to the construction of machines a million times smaller than this. You can't manipulate a nano-machine component by hand and trim it with a pair of scissors.

    This is another example of researchers misusing the prefix "nano-" to describe work that is not even remotely close to nano-technology. Why is this important? This article would never have made the Slashdot front page if the prefix "nano" had not been used.

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    1. Re:this is millitechnology, not nanotechnology by frickendevil · · Score: 1

      However, in the referenced article, the so-called "3D nanostructures" are described as: "These three-dimensional hollow objects can be manipulated by hand and trimmed with scissors". The photos show simple hollow objects that are all larger than a U.S. penny. The component sizes would be measured in millimeters. So they at best are millicups, not microcups.

      The term macroscopic is used to describe anything from about 1mm to 1km (0.03937 inches to 0.6214 mile) Wikipower. So they would be macrocups, which also describes practically any cup we have so far....

    2. Re:this is millitechnology, not nanotechnology by djdbrand · · Score: 1

      Actually nano is in reference to how the material is made not about the final size of the material. The material is constructed using nanotechnology.This technology is often used to construct macro materials that are big enough to be used by hand. In this sense the term is used correctly.

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  33. Re:NOT for warfare, just a misunderstood sentence. by Strashno · · Score: 1

    From TFA: University of Arkansas researchers have created assemblies of nanowires that show potential in applications such as armor, flame-retardant fabric, bacteria filters, oil cracking, controlled drug release, decomposition of pollutants and chemical warfare agents.

    Unfortunately, according to the AP style rules (which any public release that someone is getting paid to produce should be following), "the decomposition of pollutants and chemical warfare agents" would be two seperate items. Even if you ignored the style rules, it's basic grammar that the last item in a list of items is preceeded by the word 'and'. If they were indeed both one item, it would read more like:

    University of Arkansas researchers have created assemblies of nanowires that show potential in applications such as armor, flame-retardant fabric, bacteria filters, oil cracking, controlled drug release and the decomposition of pollutants and chemical warfare agents.

    Regardless it is a poor word choice and could use some official clarification.

  34. Nanopaper, what do you make of it? by skinnygmg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I can make a nanohat, or a nanobroach, or a nanopterodactyl...

  35. A Little Nightmusic by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or the awaited ingredients for the world's tiniest cellphone, ringing in a movie theater just for you, by the quadrillion - and impossible to grab and turn off.

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  36. Nanocups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Starbucks has just started using these nanocups. The smaller size coffee costs $6.

    http://www.clearthought.info/

  37. micromachines by JazzLad · · Score: 0

    IIRC the little cars were just over a penny in size.

    Not saying it's valid, just that is since when ;)

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  38. Microcups? by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a girlfriend from long ago. Ooo pictures ... I'll be back later.

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  39. The display... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about a "computer screen"? We were talking about a display that was the dimensions of a sheet of paper.

  40. Good news by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    for Microbreweries.

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  41. Re:NOT for warfare, just a misunderstood sentence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like America discovering something that protects us from the effects of WMDs isn't the scariest fucking concept to ever hit the planet.

  42. Translation by marciot · · Score: 1
    They made paper out of nanotubes. This is cool and worthy of my admiration. But then they add this:


    Further, the material can be cast into different three-dimensional shapes, with different functions. The researchers have created tubes, bowls and cups using this process. These three-dimensional hollow objects can be manipulated by hand and trimmed with scissors, the researchers report.


    In other words, just like regular paper, you can fold it and trim it with scissors, making interesting origami. It's a pet peeve of mine that researchers feel they have to talk about ordinary things in such obscure ways.


    Having gotten my master's degree, I've come to the conclusion that much of the work in academia consists of the following steps repeated over and over again by different people:


          1) Spend several months studing an agonizingly complicated research paper, only to realize that 99% of the paper is intentional obfuscation of obvious things, with the remaining 1% being the actual novel idea that improves some technique.

          2) Spend a week or two finding another novel idea that leads to some overall improvement of the technique. This improvement could also be stated in a sentence or two, but isn't.

          3) Spend several months writing filler material stating obvious things in highly complicated language. Combine with the miniscule morsel of scientific knowledge created in step 2, in a ratio of 100 to 1, then publish as a paper or thesis.



    Don't get me wrong. This research is very cool, and I'm sure coming up with carbon-nanotube paper took more than a few weeks of research, but the part about "three-dimensional hollow objects" really bugs me.

  43. eat shit, mod abuser by Mahou · · Score: 1

    what the fuck? wow, do you have my username saved in your favorites so you can mod me down when you get points? fuck off, pussy

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    1. Re:eat shit, mod abuser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am your daddy.