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Procurement Fraud in the IT Sector

TopShelf writes "IT staff usually enjoy unrivaled access to the deepest details of an organization's structure, and all too often, some submit to the urge to use that knowledge for nefarious purposes. Baseline Magazine explores how how Tech Insiders Cheat Their Employers, with examples of executives creating their own vendors to which fat contracts are awarded. Perhaps the most galling case involves a director in the New York City Chief Medical Examiner's office who is accused of scamming FEMA in the wake of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks."

153 comments

  1. lapdances, strippers, and porn oh my! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Did he buy lapdances like the Katrina victims?

  2. I did this with post-it notes. by Trigun · · Score: 4, Funny

    For six years I would take a pad of post-it notes from the supply cabinet. After I had enough stock, I opened a wholesale company and sold them all back at a discount rate. Then I did the same with toner cartridges, pens, erasers, etc. Eventually I worked up to filing cabinets.

    I'm trying to figure out how to do it with the company cars, but that one's a little tough.

    1. Re:I did this with post-it notes. by caseydk · · Score: 1

      Haha, that's hilarious.

      I worked onsite for a DC-government agency.... it was amazing. They had huge plasma screen TV's for "homeland security". Unfortunately, I only seemed to walk by during their "breaks" from 10am - 3pm when they were watching soap operas, game shows, etc.

      That's why this whole "oh, they cut security funding to DC and NYC" doesn't mean much without some actual analysis.

  3. Oh Crap! by archaic0 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe I shouldn't have named my fake vendor company Enron...

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    1. Re:Oh Crap! by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Maybe I shouldn't have named my fake vendor company Enron...

      That reminds me of the recent case where a guy was caught trying to pass a counterfeit billion dollar bill. Most criminals avoid detection by trying to fly under the radar with a scam so low level it is undetected. This guy was caught because the attack was so ridiculously visible - which reminds me I blogged on this and forgot to actually publish the post, must do that.

      These frauds are all pretty standard ones that any good auditor should be able to spot. Placing orders with a cutout company is an old ruse. What is suprising is the way that an exec of a public company would put it all on the line for what was actually chickenfeed compared to his salary and $900K stock options. I did that rant on my blog already though

      The only part of this that is Internet specific is the attempt to shut down the whistle blowers with court orders in the fourth case. Again it happend in Enrons home base of Texas.

      The blogosphere recently uncovered a series of frauds committed by Duke Cunningham and a number of other congressmen. The mainstream media has yet to tell the public anything close to the whole tale which is still being investigated but has already cased the dismissal of Porter-Goss as head of the CIA, the uncovering of a prostitutes and poker game held by lobbyists at the Watergate hotel and a peculiar series of limosine contracts. The bloggers are also currently getting their teeth into what appears to be a bipartisan scam where a legislator buys land up cheap, gets an earmark appropriation passed to build on or close to it that massively increases the value of the land and then sells dear.

      In the UK the magazine Private Eye has traditionally been the whistle blower. The US has never had a true equivalent. Private Eye has dramatically reduced the amount of graft in UK public life by bringing to light many schemes that would otherwise have continued for decades.

      Perhaps the Internet can be the Private Eye for the US.

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    2. Re:Oh Crap! by Opie812 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...which reminds me I blogged on this and forgot to actually publish the post, must do that.

      Can you hurry and publish your blog. I'm really eager to hear what you have to say on the topic. I bet it's insightful and spot on the money. Wow, I'm getting hot just waiting.*

      *The above sentence is a fictional depiction and in no way represents my actual feelings about what you may have to say about this topic.

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    3. Re:Oh Crap! by nutrock69 · · Score: 1

      Considering the recent court ruling about whistleblowing, I doubt there will be anything similar soon.

    4. Re:Oh Crap! by triso · · Score: 1
      "In the UK the magazine Private Eye has traditionally been the whistle blower. The US has never had a true equivalent. Private Eye has dramatically reduced the amount of graft in UK public life by bringing to light many schemes that would otherwise have continued for decades."
      In Canada the equivalent is "Frank Magazine." See http://efrank.ca/ for details. The scourge of crooked politicians and lazy bureaucrats across the land.

  4. Unreported cases by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What's more, the organizations victimized by this kind of fraud often don't report it and choose to settle privately with the alleged culprits involved.
    Don't they say this about every kind of fraud that affects a company? Whether it's procurement fraud, credit fraud, social engineering, expense account fraud, or Ted from Accounting stealing pencils, it seems pretty universal that no company ever wants to look like it falls victim to anything, or falls for anything.
    1. Re:Unreported cases by JerBear0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      For us, "settle privately" would be a nice way of saying "take into the back parking lot and kick the crap out of." I mean what are they going to do, call the cops? I'd love to hear THAT conversation.

      Bad Guy: "Officer, these men beat me severely with IBM model M keyboards!"
      Officer: "What possessed you to to this?"
      Good Guys: "Sir, he defrauded our company of 3 million dollars."
      Officer: "Oh, in that case, try this nightstick."

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    2. Re:Unreported cases by Trigun · · Score: 1

      You know, you can fit two people in the back of a police cruiser, don't you?

    3. Re:Unreported cases by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. One faces misdemeanor assault charges, the other grand larceny. Hence, the cops will not be called.

    4. Re:Unreported cases by Trigun · · Score: 1

      So you're going to beat the hell out of someone, and pay three million to do it?

    5. Re:Unreported cases by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Depending on the persion that is possible.
      -nB

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  5. Like ST:TNG? by Skadet · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "The I.T. chief controls the information architecture of the firm and can conceal a fraudulent transaction by circumventing controls and safeguards," says Joseph Anastasi
    Maybe I'm a nerd, but the very first thing I thought of was the ST:TNG episode "Brothers" where Data circumvents the Enterprise's safeguards and takes over the ship.
    1. Re:Like ST:TNG? by general+scruff · · Score: 3, Funny

      The only problem is that Data would never do something like sell Dilithium Crystals on ebay2400.com or anything else to profit from having control of the Enterprise. This would be more like the guy from the past who stole a time machine from a scientist from the future and then started making patents on stuff he stole off the Enterprise. Get your analogies striaght. :p

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    2. Re:Like ST:TNG? by Corbets · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're a nerd, but so am I for recognizing that episode. ;-)

    3. Re:Like ST:TNG? by BigCheese · · Score: 0

      No, you've got ie right. You're a nerd.

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    4. Re:Like ST:TNG? by zerokey93 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have taken nerdiness to such a level, there is no room for mockery.
      I applaud you.

  6. Old hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Simon Travaglia's BOFH's been using those tricks for years.

    1. Re:Old hat by deanoaz · · Score: 1

      I thought of that as soon as I read the headline. Who else thinks the real world IT culprits probably get the idea from reading BOFH?

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  7. ... as opposed to ... by Speare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As opposed to creating whole outsourcing companies to manage contractors during an outsourcing push. Or an executive personally subcontracting a building project at a bid below the rest of the local builders. Or the usual everyday case of standardizing on vendors that appear heavily in the executive's personal stock portfolio.

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  8. Encourage loyalty by MrNougat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Right off the top - there are always some people who are going to screw you, no matter how you treat them.

    But for most employees, instilling loyalty and pride in the company is the best disincentive to theft. It's also the best way to increase productivity.

    How does a company do that? Pay employees what they're worth, don't overwork people, be ethical in your business operations. Basically, it's the golden rule. Treat your employees the way you want them to treat your company. Your employees will take care of the rest, and the money will roll in.

    It's too bad that most companies are only in business to line the pockets of the top execs this quarter, and damn the next financial period; we'll figure that out later.

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    1. Re:Encourage loyalty by kfg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's too bad that most companies are only in business to line the pockets of the top execs this quarter, and damn the next financial period; we'll figure that out later.

      It goes a bit deeper than that I'm afraid.

      The modern model for business structure requires hiring and treating people as interchangable parts in a machine. This has nothing to do with short term greed, but is rather aimed at the sustainability of the business itself.

      This is one of the reasons that new, small businesses can out perform older, larger businesses. They tend to be more reliant on high performing and essentially irreplacable personel. Say; the founder.

      One of the reasons that new, small businesses tend to fail is because. . .they tend to be more reliant on high performing and essentially irreplacable personel.

      So both short term greed and long term surviability can lead to an air of people not mattering. The opposite of love is not hate; it is indifference. In the average company they aren't actually out to get you, they simply don't give a fuck about you.

      KFG

    2. Re:Encourage loyalty by Kamineko · · Score: 1

      So... what you're saying is, some of them want to use you... some of them want to be used by you... some of them want to abuse you... some of them want to be abused?

    3. Re:Encourage loyalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I assume you are "singing" the Annie Linux version.

    4. Re:Encourage loyalty by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's too bad that most companies are only in business to line the pockets of the top execs this quarter, and damn the next financial period

      Too true. The best part of is that these clowns get to walk away with insane severance packages after running companies into the ground that no mere mortal outside of this priviledged class will ever see. I'd love to be able to completely and utterly fuck up at my job and be "severed" with several years salary and other lovely parting gifts.

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    5. Re:Encourage loyalty by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons that new, small businesses tend to fail is because. . .they tend to be more reliant on high performing and essentially irreplacable personel.

      And there's more: if I have become your irreplaceable personel and I am highly skilled etc etc, why on Earth would I want to stay with you when many other companies are willing to pay me the big bucks that your small biz does not have? Mercenary, I know. The best way to be in a highly competitive environment, I think.

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    6. Re:Encourage loyalty by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      . . . irreplaceable personel . . . a highly competitive environment. . .

      An oxymoron.

      KFG

    7. Re:Encourage loyalty by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      The funny thing with large businesses is how afraid they are of taking advantage of high performing personnel. They don't want to get into the position where they benefit from someone and when that person leaves, they have to hire 5 people to replace him. I'm surprised that more large businesses don't fail from their policies requiring people to operate at 10% of capacity.

  9. You have to trust your people by eln · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any employee with purchasing power can defraud the company. The more purchasing authority that person has, the greater the damage he can inflict. The only way to get around this is to make sure you're hiring the type of people who won't do this sort of thing because of a strong sense of ethics. Obviously, this isn't 100% foolproof, but there is always risk in business. The idea is to mitigate that risk as much as possible.

    Singling out IT managers as potential sources of fraud is disingenuous. ALL managers have the potential for fraud, because they have the access and the authority to commit the crime.

    1. Re:You have to trust your people by nuckfuts · · Score: 2, Informative


      > Singling out IT managers as potential sources of fraud is disingenuous. ALL managers have the potential for fraud, because they have the access and the authority to commit the crime.

      You're missing one of the main points, stated clearly on the first page of TA:

      "An information-technology manager with a larcenous bent is uniquely qualified to carry out clandestine procurement activities. Not only do some corporate I.T. budgets top $1 billion, but the head of information technology oftentimes has the most complete access to the company's inner workings and understands better than anyone else what alarms not to trip when absconding with funds from the corporate coffers."

      Of course your oversite hasn't prevented you from being modded up as "Insighful".

    2. Re:You have to trust your people by asuffield · · Score: 1

      The only way to get around this is to make sure you're hiring the type of people who won't do this sort of thing because of a strong sense of ethics.

      People with a strong sense of ethics are not allowed into senior management posts in large companies, because they would report the company for accounting fraud (at least).

    3. Re:You have to trust your people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ALL managers have the potential for fraud, because they have the access and the authority to commit the crime.


      True... but the IT side of the operations tends to be more lucrative because, as Willie Horton once observed when asked why he robbed banks, "that's where the money is."

      I once worked for a medium-sized non-profit organization as their network admin. While I was network admin, I had three supervisors, and two of them were, shall we say, caught with the meat in their mouth. One of them pulled the classic bogus-invoices stunt, and the other was caught when our finance people saw a number of invoices from a company we never did business with for server equipment that was never delivered to us.

      Neither of them were prosecuted, despite large piles of evidence and glaring audit trails. In my opinion, this was because both of those people were touted very highly by our executive director, who evidently thought it more prudent to let those mutts resign for "personal reasons" rather than airing out the organization's dirty laundry.

      At the time, IT had the largest expense budgets in the organization, and accounted for over 75% of the firm's capital expenditures. IT was where the money was, and I don't doubt that it's even more the case now than it was a few years ago when I was the alpha geek there.
  10. What's wrong? by archaic0 · · Score: 1

    Suppose one buys equipment on the company dime and then sells it on eBay and pockets the profit... no problem there, right?

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    1. Re:What's wrong? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      "He who sells what isn't his'n, buys it back or goes to prison"

    2. Re:What's wrong? by archaic0 · · Score: 1

      I should have included a smiley face or something... the sarcasm didn't come through like it should have...

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  11. Happens all the time by kalirion · · Score: 1

    I know of a midsized company that wanted to be bought by another company, so it shipped products to its customers which the customers never ordered. Invoiced them too. That way it could report more revenue, nevermind that the customers were very rightfully pissed off.

    1. Re:Happens all the time by awhelan · · Score: 1

      I've been on the other end of this, I did web design for a while and a company called "Specialty Technical Publications" found my address on my site, sent me a CD, then a month later sent me an invoice for a monthly $500+ charge for as many months as I wanted to keep the CD, including a month that had passed... this reminds me, I have to go file a BBB complaint.

    2. Re:Happens all the time by Secrity · · Score: 1

      The customers needn't have been pissed off, they should have been grateful that the company was sending them gifts. This sort of fraud used to not be that uncommon until laws were passed in the early 1970's that make it illegal to send a bill for unsolicited goods.

      The UK and the US both have laws that say that unsolicited goods are gifts and that there is no obligation to pay for them.

      Th UK law is called "Unsolicited Goods and Services Act 1971". In the US, the law was passed in 1970 and it is in Title 39, United States Code, Section 3009. This specific section of the US Code deals with mail sent via the US Post Office, but I understand that it applies to other delivery methods as well.

      http://www.dti.gov.uk/consumers/buying-selling/uns olicited/index.html
      http://www.usps.com/postalinspectors/fraud/merch.h tm
      http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/pubs/products/unord erd.htm

    3. Re:Happens all the time by rcw-work · · Score: 1

      If you live in the US, consider writing your state Attorneys General instead of the BBB. What they are doing is against the law. You can treat the CD as a gift with no strings attached.

    4. Re:Happens all the time by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      The BBB can't and won't do anything. What happened here was criminal. If the U.S. mail was used in this process, it's mail fraud and you should inform the Postmaster General. Otherwise, file a complaint with your state Attorney General. Scams like this are common, and so are prosecutions. At the very least, you won't have to pay anything once you've reported the fraud. You might even be able to sue for damages.

    5. Re:Happens all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I got the same "invoice" . . . if you look closely, it says that "this is not an invoice" in tiny print on it, and claims just to be a signup for a subscription.

    6. Re:Happens all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The customers needn't have been pissed off, they should have been grateful that the company was sending them gifts. This sort of fraud used to not be that uncommon until laws were passed in the early 1970's that make it illegal to send a bill for unsolicited goods.

      A recent personal experience tells me that Amazon.com might have found a way to circumvent this law, using "One Click".

      They just sent me some stuff, and when I objected, they gave me the canned message about how easy it is to accidently order things with "One Click". So how can I prove I didn't place the order accidently? Not easily, I think.
    7. Re:Happens all the time by belmolis · · Score: 1

      This is true in Canada as well: Office of Consumer Affairs.

  12. not "Tech insiders" these are called "managers" by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Obviously it's the "strategic decision makers" that pull this kind of crap.

    Just my 2c

    1. Re:not "Tech insiders" these are called "managers" by Kamineko · · Score: 1
      Not if I worked for you.

      Then it would be my 2c.

    2. Re:not "Tech insiders" these are called "managers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only too true...

      My friend was an IT manager for a division of one of the large biotech companies. He had a $250,000/yr budget of which only purchases of over $2000 required any oversight. Around mid December, his manager found out that he still had > $100k left in his budget. He was explicitly instructed by his manager to spend the rest of his budget as quietly as possible so that their budget for the next year wouldn't get cut.

      I thought it was kinda ironic that one of the ways he'd saved a bunch of money was by purchasing linux servers instead of Sun boxes yet his manager still made sure that the company never saw a savings. So there's one more excuse that Windows/Solaris proponents can cite when trying to raise the TCO of Linux...managers fraudulently spending the savings to protect their budgets.

      Anyways, it worked out for him and a bunch of his friends. He ended up buying a bunch of the largest hard drives available (a few at a time, to keep it under $2000) and giving them away to all of us. We'll all also continue getting a bunch of magazine subscriptions until around 2015.

  13. Poor Control Measures? by celardore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It sounds like the companies that are being so defrauded must have terrible control measures. For instance, in my company (a logistics/shipping co) we need to have several pieces of documentation before any job is done, or any invoice raised. The measures are stricter when it involves money going out of the company in any way. There are varying levels of control depending on the value concerned.

    At least 4 people see a cheque before it is signed and sent out, two signatures are needed on the cheque and one from someone like a manager on the form requesting it. If I want a printer cartridge, I have to fill out a form, get my line manager to authorise it, and then give that to the secetary - who also checks everything, then when she places her order it has to be signed off by her boss. Etc etc.

    Control measures are fundamental to reducing exposure to fraud or theft IMHO. Trust me, I'm an accountant.

    1. Re:Poor Control Measures? by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      And what does "her boss" have to do to get approval for a toner cartridge purchase or for that matter the CFO or CEO at the company? I'm guessing nothing more than take out the corporate charge card. How about a company sponsored family vacation? Company car?

      If the people making the money decisions don't get a direct benefit from the companies success, you can anticipate some of them will make decisions more for their own benefit than the companies.

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    2. Re:Poor Control Measures? by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      That's the trick though, isn't it? There has to be a fine line of controls and being able to get work done. As long the controls allow for the process to continue without a material delay in time that's ok. It's when the controls interfere with business's ability to do business, (ie. add politics, the proverbial 'red tape' etc.) that it goes over the line. I think this is a really important opportunity for technology to help speed those things along.

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    3. Re:Poor Control Measures? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The problem is alot of CIO's are involved and they can circumvent any security standard or fraud policy he or she wants too. So in the end it doesn't matter if the CEO and CFO get smoked blowed up their ass so they dont know whats going on.

      TO do this you need a mid level or CIO to accomplish this and take cuts on the transactions.

    4. Re:Poor Control Measures? by Net_fiend · · Score: 1

      Wow. You've got to get a signature just to buy more legit toner/ink? That seems a bit ridiculous to me. I mean I can understand making sure that the paper work is done so it comes out of the company chauffers and is 'in the system' as it were. But to get multiple signatures on simple things is a little over the top. If you had to put that policy in place due to theft, then you've got bigger problems that should be dealt with accordingly.

      I mean if workers steal something along the lines of laptops, etc. then by all means prosecute their asses. No wonder businesses have gotten grubby with the consumers. They hire (some) theives and then the company turns a blind eye and just fires them for the worker to become someone elses problem (hopefully a competitor?). I think common sense in this country is going out the door.

      At my job I constantly get calls asking what the person owes when they've got the bill right in front of them.

      (for the spelling nazis' if I spelled anything incorrectly my thanks now for correcting me...including a spell check at some point would be nice. If just to save time from having to either 1. look the word up in a dictonary or 2. google the word)

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    5. Re:Poor Control Measures? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Trust me, I'm an accountant.

      The irony is that many people who have committed massive fraud have said the exact same thing.

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    6. Re:Poor Control Measures? by Boxcarwilli · · Score: 1

      In your IMHO? Try any Accounting 101 course taken at any college says this. Im not an accountant.

    7. Re:Poor Control Measures? by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      Ironically it seems that many companies have a strong mechanism to control small costs at the rank and file level for things like printer cartridges, but there is less control and oversight at the higher levels until you get to a CIO who is writing multimillion $ checques to some shell corporation he and his cohorts have created.... -What's the speed of dark

    8. Re:Poor Control Measures? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Ironically it seems that many companies have a strong mechanism to control small costs at the rank and file level for things like printer cartridges, but there is less control and oversight at the higher levels

      This is exactly correct. I've been in a variety of positions in the public and private sector, and they all operate the exact same way -- peeny wise and pound foolish. It was always easier to spend $5,000 than it was to spend $50, which obviously led to overspending on critical things because we couldn't wait 3 weeks for the cheap version to be approved.

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    9. Re:Poor Control Measures? by celardore · · Score: 1

      While it is fact, it's still my humble opinion.

  14. In smaller orgs, lack of widespread tech knowledge by linefeed0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am aware of a fairly large suburban school district that was taken to the cleaners by their IT manager without them knowing it at the time. Few people outside IT in such a place really understand the cost of the IT equipment they're buying. So the manager decided to order a whole bunch of "spares" to fill a closet. Somehow this closet was bottomless as stuff kept officially going in it but it never filled up.

    He got caught as soon as he did only because he was a complete dumbass about it -- students knew there was a "forbidden room" and were suspicious of its contents, and he listed some Cisco kit and some printers on eBay with an address that obviously traced back to the school. When someone brought in a printout of the eBay auctions it was all over.

  15. No it's still theft by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    Suppose one buys equipment on the company dime and then sells it on eBay and pockets the profit... no problem there, right?

    No. You still stole something and you can get arrested. Unautorhized taking of property is theft.
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    1. Re:No it's still theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You still stole something and you can get arrested. Unautorhized taking of property is theft

      O RLY?

  16. this technique is so old, that reporters know it by swschrad · · Score: 1

    among others, this was the big "gotcha" that got the U of U folks wondering about their so-called cold fusion scientists. turns out they would only work with the cold fusion institute mandated by salivating legislators if the institute bought a particular model of power supply... which was only marketed in the US by the son of one of the chief researchers.

    and the funny thing is, they were voltage-limited supplies, they would all have to be rewired into current-limiting units on receipt by the father.

    at that point, everybody's eyes were opened in all corners.

    it's a classic scam, buy it from yourself at market-high prices. it's so old, even green kids from journalism school know to look for that trick.

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  17. That's too hard by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    Oh, heck. It's easier than that.

    I am familiar with a business that gets all its IT services through a one-man contracting operation. It's in the contract that this guy will provide them with all their hardware, at a 5% markup over his cost. So instead of just telling them what to buy and letting them call up Insight or whomever, he buys it for them, tacks on 5%, and gives them the bill.

    The value-add is pretty near nil, but the cost add really lines the guy's pocket.

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    1. Re:That's too hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This fee structure -- adding a % to the goods purchased after consultation -- is not that uncommon. Many interior designers work that way. Stockbrokers too... the concept is that the more valuable the purchase, the more valuable the advice on the purchase. In the case you describe, there are also some specific services rendered in terms of placing the orders, etc. The company may not be getting its money's worth, but that's up to them to decide; it doesn't sound like anything deceitful is happening. Fraud is all about the cover-up and deception -- it's not crime to do a little bit and get paid a lot, if both sides are following agreed-upon terms.

    2. Re:That's too hard by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Only 5%? Sounds like they got a very good deal. Most will add 20% to 33%.

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    3. Re:That's too hard by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Only 5%? Sounds like they got a very good deal. Most will add 20% to 33%.

      Indeed. For example, automobile repair shops routinely mark-up the hardware they install by 50-100%

    4. Re:That's too hard by Strolls · · Score: 1
      You should get modded RIGHT down for that, mate!

      I don't know HOW familiar you are with this business "that gets all its IT services through a one-man contracting operation", but if it's that much public knowledge the boss is probably already aware of it.

      So why doesn't he go somewhere else?

      The reason is that 5% is FUCK ALL. I'm in a similar situation, but I'd MUCH rather the customer went to "Insight or whomever" but they never do. I tell them what they want, where to get it from, and they still ask me to get the hardware for them. I tell them "I'm not VAT registered, so you can save at least 17.5% is you buy direct" and they still never get around to opening an account with my supplier, even though I'd still collect the hardware for them on my way to to their offices.

      I installed AVG trial edition on one customers' PCs and when the trial ran out the boss' son downloadeded the free edition (which is "not licensed for commercial use"). So I have a word with the boss and explain that that's not really appropriate and end up reinstalling the trial edition for him again. Now AVG trial edition nags you each day to upgrade - you just click on a button and it takes you to AVG's website, you enter the number of licenses you want, give them your credit card details and Bob's your auntie's brother. So 28 days later I end up back at the office entering my own credit-card details at AVG's website because apparently no-one in the office is capable of entering those of the company credit card. I invoice my time for this, and quite proudly mark up the price of the licenses by 100%.

      With my AVG example I do feel that the customer & I are both taking the piss out of each other, but in the case of a 5% mark-up on hardware the customer probably considers it a better bargain than the IT contractor instructing them what to buy - in that case they'd suffer if one of their staff made a mistake in ordering or the goods arrived faulty (as the contractor would charge them the time taken to test the unit at £50 or £60 an hour). I wouldn't consider a 5% mark-up worth my while to take on this extra hassle for my customers - it's more paperwork, it makes me more interesting to the inland revenue, I have to warranty the goods I sell and then fight it out with my supplier later on my time - but I have to do it because my customers expect it. I consider it a favour to them, and the "one-man contracting operation" with which you are familiar is obviously a much nicer guy than me, because I charge a 8% - 15% mark-up for this service - and I'm still usually cheaper than the local PC World, where many of my customers might otherwise buy their hardware.

      Stroller.

  18. Major Cojones by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    Wow. How audacious is it to hold your first "shadow company" meeting in the board room of the company you're ripping off.

    Talk about hubris!

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  19. Aren't we all a little fraudulent? by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    How many of you are posting from work?? Come on, we all know who we are.

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    1. Re:Aren't we all a little fraudulent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But it wouldn't be comparable to these examples of procurement fraud unless we said reading /. was essential to do our job, we needed to pay a subscription to read /., that the money had to be sent to "slashdot, Inc.", we were the ones who approved the purchase order, and we happened to own the company to which the money was sent.

      Of course, if you described it as a "Real-time, mission-critical IT security news service", or something like that, you might be able to get someone else to sign for it.

    2. Re:Aren't we all a little fraudulent? by morcego · · Score: 1

      All consultant on my company (me included) are required by policy to read slashdot daily. It is considered an important part of the "staying up-to-date" methodology.

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    3. Re:Aren't we all a little fraudulent? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for anybody else, but I won't even read Slashdot at work. Not even at lunch. If I did, I'd get tempted to do it on company time, and for me, at least, that Just Isn't Right. I'm not saying that those of you who do are wrong, just that I wouldn't feel right about it. (I work in tech support, and not only have to take calls, I have to reseearch them and make call-backs. Reading Slashdot takes time that should be going to help customers. I suppose if I were a programmer, reading it during long compiles would be reasonable.)

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    4. Re:Aren't we all a little fraudulent? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I did tech support. I never use the internet at all unless its work related. I felt too paranoid all the time about my perception and handle time statistics when I am on the phone.

      It seems teh lower your job the harder you work and the most that is expected of you. When I was an intern lan admin I went on slashdot all the time. Not excessively but every few hours I would check if I wasn't too busy with anything or waiting for a meeting or something.

      If your a director then you can be on slashdot all day long as long as your work is done and meets expectations.

      Those at McDonalds obviously have to work continiously non stop.

      Seems odd that those with the higher salaries and responsibilities should work the harder because they are getting paid more?

    5. Re:Aren't we all a little fraudulent? by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      When I was an independant contractor I wouldn't bill for the hour I spent on Slashdot. Management seemed to like the fact that I was on-site for longer then I was billing.

      Now that I'm salary, I don't care. After all, I'm salary, and my employer has a vested intrest in keeping me up-to-date.

  20. Re:You have to trust your people (controls help) by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the first fraud mentioned in the article:
    "invoices were often hand-delivered to Motschenbacher who, in turn, would hand-deliver the Buca payment to EDP"

    If your business processes are so pathetically broken that the same person processes invoices and writes the checks, your problem has nothing to do with IT having too much access to the company's nervous system.

  21. Re:In smaller orgs, lack of widespread tech knowle by Kamineko · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!

  22. Maybe I have a lack of knowledge... by Chagatai · · Score: 1
    How does this qualify as fraud? If I have a day job with Company A and form my own LLC as Company B that sells product to A, isn't that perfectly fine? I could see it qualifying as a "conflict of interest" by A's standards, but otherwise I see it as a regular business transaction. I mean, I have seen tons of companies set up so that the same person manages one business that owns some piece of land on which his other business, an accounting firm, pays rent back to the first, and those transactions seem legal.

    In the example given, there was some interaction with working for and selling to the government, which I could see as illegal, but in all other cases with private organizations, I would say that things are fine. Does anyone have any details on the legality of this action?

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    1. Re:Maybe I have a lack of knowledge... by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 2, Informative
      How does this qualify as fraud? If I have a day job with Company A and form my own LLC as Company B that sells product to A, isn't that perfectly fine? I could see it qualifying as a "conflict of interest" by A's standards, but otherwise I see it as a regular business transaction. I mean, I have seen tons of companies set up so that the same person manages one business that owns some piece of land on which his other business, an accounting firm, pays rent back to the first, and those transactions seem legal. In the example given, there was some interaction with working for and selling to the government, which I could see as illegal, but in all other cases with private organizations, I would say that things are fine. Does anyone have any details on the legality of this action?
      From the article,"Typically, procurement fraud involves an employee working with an outside vendor to defraud his employer through bogus or inflated invoices, services and products that are not delivered, work that is never done or contract manipulation."
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  23. After all this time wasted reading /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's finally an article that can improve my bottom line.

  24. Not Just I.T. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "IT staff usually enjoy unrivaled access to the deepest details of an organization's structure, and all too often, some submit to the urge to use that knowledge for nefarious purposes.

    At least we can count on the police to put a stop to this.

    http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/21.58.html#subj5

    [According to the third Detroit Free Press story, a cop who stalked a woman
    using his access to police databases was "suspended for a day without pay."
    That'll teach 'em! --Declan] [FROM POLITECH]

    > Date: Sat, 04 Aug 2001 02:08:36
    > From: "Ed Walker"
    > Subject: Michigan cops abusing database

    > www.governing.com/news had a link to a freep article that may be of
    > interest to politechnicals. The first two links are the story, and the
    > third is an account of a truly creepy cop stalking someone he met while on
    > duty.

    > Michigan Newspaper: Police Abuse Database Police throughout Michigan,
    > entrusted with the personal and confidential information in a state law
    > enforcement database, have used it to stalk women, threaten motorists and
    > settle scores. Over the past five years, more than 90 Michigan police
    > officers, dispatchers, federal agents and security guards have abused the
    > Law Enforcement Information Network, according to a Detroit Free Press
    > examination of LEIN records and police reports. More: Detroit Free Press
    > http://www.freep.com/news/mich/lein31_20010731.htm
    > http://www.freep.com/news/mich/lein1_20010801.htm
    > http://www.freep.com/news/mich/amber31_20010731.ht m

  25. Power leads to corruption by fak3r · · Score: 1

    While this is a new 'high techy' way of scamming money, it's just another example of the old adage: "Abuse of power comes as no surprise" - Jenny Holzer (American, born 1950)

    "...Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise is one of Holzer's Truisms first published in l977. [...] Holzer's Truisms, first published in l977 include such politically charged statements as ABUSE OF POWER COMES AS NO SURPRISE, EVERYONE'S WORK IS EQUALLY IMPORTANT and MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT FIT TO RULE THEMSELVES."

    All ideals that are apt today as back in the 70s.

  26. Cant we just execute people by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    that scam others in wake of a national tragedy. Those people that claimed they died in 9/11, the people that scammed 1.5 billion from the hurricane. Hell, the politicians that claimed they needed hurricane money in Utah.

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    1. Re:Cant we just execute people by Tony · · Score: 1

      Cant we just execute people that scam others in wake of a national tragedy. Those people that claimed they died in 9/11, the people that scammed 1.5 billion from the hurricane.

      The people that claimed that Iraq was involved in 9/11, the people that wiretap tens of thousands of phones in America, the people that use secretive government agencies to collect information on Americans ...

      Ah, you get the idea.

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    2. Re:Cant we just execute people by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Pushing an agenda still requires some form of approval, and in each of those cases, consent by the nation was given, unfortunately.

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  27. This is why Rebates are so popular! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is why Rebates are so popular in electronics stores.


    In the previous place I worked, the IT guys loved getting extra parts from Best Buy and Frys who gives an extra "rebate receipt" and charged the company the full amount and pocketed the rebate.


    When I confronted them (I managed them), they mentioned the sales guys did the same with Frequent Flier miles from the airlines and after a brief effort with the CFO to stop both practices (I agree they have parallels) we decided to just let them.

    1. Re:This is why Rebates are so popular! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That employees keep the frequent flyer miles they build up as they travel on the company dime is a well established practice. The IRS has even looked into whether or not those miles should be reported as income, and decided not for now because many of them are never redeemed, and there is not a good way of valuing them. Some businesses even know that employees are booking flights that cost more in order to build up their miles; if the business knows it, it's OK in my opinion, but if they don't, you have to book the cheapest flight and let your miles suffer.

      The mail-in rebate thing is different. It's a fully monetary refund, so it should be easy to account for it. When I buy things for my clients, either I give them the rebate reciept and they mail off for it, or I discount the rebate when I bill them for the part.

    2. Re:This is why Rebates are so popular! by Pontiac · · Score: 1

      I've tried getting rebates for the company before on things like HP printers.
      The Fianace department didn't want to bother with the rebate checks.
      About the only thing I ever got them to go for was a free Jornada for buying an HP 4650 and returning an old LJ III for recycling.

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  28. Sunlight is the best disinfectant by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    From the Canadian case:
    'should anyone such as the HP account rep question Champag[n]e too closely about his dealings, he would tell them "that the work was confidential and in the interest of national security," '

    Secrecy corrupts. If someone says "national security" too often they are covering up something foul.

    The converse is the New York case:
    "an unnamed employee in the medical examiner's office alerted the Department of Investigation's Zander"
    Keep an open channel for whistleblowers. You'll never get this kind of tip if employees know you'll wreck the career of anyone who points out a problem. If that's your policy, employees will figure it out *real* fast.

    Did anyone else, by the way, find the article summary misleading? Nothing in the article involved a sophisticated rewiring of the IT infrastructure: they were just classic self-dealing and kickback schemes.

    1. Re:Sunlight is the best disinfectant by joekampf · · Score: 1

      I found this statement with no back up or example just a bit over the top: "Anastasi says that in highly sophisticated cases of fraud, information-technology officers create a parallel and completely hidden I.T. infrastructure that they use to tunnel into the company vault electronically." No where in the article is this claim backed up. I find it hard to believe than a whole shaddow infrastructure could be concealed with out the cooperation of an entire support organization. Sys Admins, Network people, etc.

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  29. a never ending cycle... by abstract1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work for a metadata management company providing search capabilities for various information assets. You would be amazed at how long it takes for a simple implementation of our systems within larger corporations. We are talking of timeframes ranging anywhere from 3 months to 3 years. Many of these deals end up in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, and it is obvious to us that the reason it takes so long is because companies need to keep a very close eye on these types of things to avoid issues such as the ones seen in this article. Corporate corruption is a huge hindrance to business today. However, from a business standpoint, has anyone considered how much money is lost by the company in just coming to a decision when it comes to choosing a vendor (or a product)? Sure, John over in the R&D department could be skimming a few thousand off of a large deal - which I agree is quite a disgusting business practice in general - but how many thousands are lost in time spent coming to an overall decision? How many meetings must we sit through to be involved in the never ending/looping discussion over semantics? How many proposals are shot down after months (or years) of researching, traveling, and testing out different solutions?

    1. Re:a never ending cycle... by jaseuk · · Score: 1

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  30. My old company got pwned big time by the CIO... by phillymjs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and to my knowledge they still don't know it ever happened.

    I left there about 5 years ago, but one of my close friends who remained there worked in finance and a year after I left she uncovered a scam run by the CIO, one of his underlings, and a vendor on the outside. It was pretty simple and had apparently been going on for some time even before I left. Basically, it was just a matter of phony invoices coming in from the vendor, for equipment that was not needed nor delivered. The CIO and his underling signed off on the invoices and they were paid, and presumably some of the money that went to the vendor found its way back to the CIO and his underling. My friend quietly followed the paper trail and was able to determine that the scheme netted somewhere in the mid six figures, over just how long a period I don't remember.

    I would like to mention that the CIO's underling was an empire-building, micromanaging bitch that was hated by everyone who was under her, which unfortunately included me. She would cover her own ass and happily throw anyone else under the bus she could to solidify her own position. I ended up having to report to her for a period when my boss left the company, until a replacement was found. Having to deal directly with her was a major reason why I left the company.

    The above paragraph is just to give you a feel for the fervor with which I pleaded with my friend to assemble all the evidence of wrongdoing and present it to the CFO. She surrepetitiously made copies of everything and kept the folder around, but never did blow the whistle. I suppose she figured it might come in handy as a bargaining chip someday if they ever tried to pin anything on her. It's a real shame, because nothing would have pleased me more than for my friend to have taken that bitch down. Oh, well.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:My old company got pwned big time by the CIO... by EmptyHead · · Score: 1

      IANAL

      If your friend is aware of the fraud and doesn't report it, then she had better do a good job of hiding her knowledge when someone else brings them down. I'm pretty sure she'd be considered as an accomplice if she doesn't report it in a reasonable period of time. It may not be too late, she could say that she was waiting to be certain that it was indeed fraud.

  31. Seems like a good place to tell this story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...a friend and I worked at a .com way back when. We knew that we had a couple of high end graphics cards sitting in the basement that were never going to get used by the company, but would add some new life to our boxes. Since no one but myself went down to the basement much, my friend and I decided that we would go down there on Friday afternoon, grab them, and then leave for the day... no one would ever know.

    So of COURSE as we are on the elevator going down, the CEO gets on with us, and asks where we are going... we say checking on something in the basement, and he decides that he's going to come down, too. In my head, I think we can just scrap the plan and hold off until next week. My friend decided we were going to go through with this.

    So we get to the basement, and the CEO starts looking through some boxes. While he's doing that, my friend grabbed the cards, threw them in my bag, and we walked out... the CEO never had a clue. It was awesome.

  32. Hard to do with open source software by ewg · · Score: 1

    I'll start defrauding my employer as soon as I figure out how to charge them for open source software...

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    1. Re:Hard to do with open source software by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      Ahh, you create a dummy corp that does the compiling in a "Clean" environment. Then sell the value added of the compiling to the company. Ohh, and don't forget to charge for "Installation support".
      My cohort & I were just discussing that if the national average is 6% of revenu, we have a lot of catching up to do.

    2. Re:Hard to do with open source software by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Simple, set up a shell corporation to provide "support", then have them pay thousands of dollars for a support contract.

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  33. Snack Bandits count, too! by botlrokit · · Score: 1

    That sounds like the same scam as the office worker who places an order with Quill, then refuses to share the cookies that come in with the order...

  34. So where's the how-to guide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Us newbies need some help with our first fraud!

  35. Big Brother vs. the Whistleblowers by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1
    This bit from TFA about the ERCOT scandal here in Texas shows why the Supreme Court's recent weakening of whistleblower protections, plus Yahoo & Co's willingness to turn over customer records, combines to be a really Bad Thing.
    Still, Shoquist and the others might never have been apprehended had it not been for several whistle-blowers within ERCOT.

    Beginning in late 2004, these employees e-mailed members of the Texas Public Utilities Commission (PUC) and Randy Chapman, executive director of the Texas Legal Services Center, with numerous allegations concerning Shoquist and the others, Chapman says. The first reaction was shock, says one of the recipients, Paul Hudson, chairman of the Texas PUC: "The second was concern about the systems' vulnerability based on the materials that we had received." There was ample reason for concern. Most of the so-called security work that had supposedly gone into protecting ERCOT over the previous year was as shadowy as the companies that provided it.

    Resolution: When the whistle-blowers initially surfaced with their anonymous e-mails, ERCOT's reaction was to attack the messengers and ignore the message. In November 2004, it sued two Internet service providers, Yahoo and Time Warner, in the Travis County District Courthouse to force them to reveal the identities of the employees who had leaked information about the fraud. The suits were filed based on ERCOT's claim that the e-mails were defamatory and "solicited ERCOT employees to turn over confidential information to outside entities."

    "The lawsuits had a chilling effect at a time when we required absolute openness and accuracy," says Texas PUC chairman Hudson. Within a few days, the Public Utilities Commission and various state politicians convinced ERCOT to drop the lawsuits. At the same time, the PUC held an emergency open meeting to review ERCOT's audit procedures and controls. "It was a sad state of affairs," says Chapman, who met with the ERCOT board. "There were no checks and balances in place. At the time, ERCOT wouldn't even allow a state auditor to come in because they claimed that an outsider would be too intrusive."

    Note that it wasn't the protection of the law, but political pressure that forced ERCOT to drop the lawsuits. If it hadn't happened in the wake of the California energy "crisis", there's every indication that nobody outside the situation would have cared. It's cases like this that make me cringe when politicians tell us that they need ISPs to hold login information indefinitely. When I "think of the children", I worry about the mess that current "if you're not with us, you're with the [terrorists|pedophiles]" mentality will leave for them to clean up.
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  36. What a bunch of BS by Ollabelle · · Score: 1

    The whole article seems geared toward justifying spending money to root out "fraud." 6% of revenue is lost through fraud? Come on, that fails the smell test. My favorite part of TFA: 900,000 is the average amount stolen by the owners of the business. Hello? The owners stole from themselves?

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    1. Re:What a bunch of BS by mfrank · · Score: 1

      If they declare it properly, they have to pay income tax on the money they get from the business. Dip into the till, and it's tax free income, baby. Even lowers the amount of tax the company has to pay.

    2. Re:What a bunch of BS by Ollabelle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but in failing to disclose the withdrawals as income, he sets himself up for IRS fraud, a'la Al Capone. There are better ways. My favorite story in this regard is about an owner/employee of a company, let's say a pizza joint. He put his arm in the dough machine, where it got broken. So he, as the employee, hired a lawyer to sue the company (owned by him, of course), who promptly sends a threatening letter. Then he, the owner, then hired another lawyer to defend the company. The two lawyers sat down and 'negotiated' a settlement for the employee's injuries. The money is compensation for a bodily injury, so it's tax-free, and it's a deduction for the company.

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    3. Re:What a bunch of BS by CrazyAntal · · Score: 1
      6% of revenue is lost through fraud? Come on, that fails the smell test.

      Whoa, there. It's not just 6%. If you had actually RTFA, you'd know that it's a "staggering 6%."

      STAGGERING!

    4. Re:What a bunch of BS by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1
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  37. Vendors do it too. by BigCheese · · Score: 1

    A long time ago in a job far away I had a IT Manager who would buy all sorts of stuff from Computer Associates every time they took him out to a fancy dinner and a ball game.

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  38. Hey, fair is fair by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If it's fair for management to rip their company off, why shouldn't the IT grunts?

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  39. Machine that goes DING!! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    I applaud your entrepreneurial spirit, but what you should have done was set up your own office supply company to sell the supplies back to your own company. Hell, you wouldn't even need to sneak into the supply closet, just send them a monthly invoice.

    For non-expendable items that require a capital investment, I suggest setting up a leasing company. That's what I did with our company's Machine That Goes DING!!(tm).

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  40. On the other hand... by saihung · · Score: 1

    I had purchasing power at a tech job, and tens of thousands of dollars worth of equipment passed through my office on a monthly basis. I ended up getting *fired* on the suspicion of stealing a $90 ZIP drive, because I made the mistake of auditing our stock and realizing that it had been stolen. Had I said nothing I would've been fine. Lesson? Honesty is for suckers. To think...I could've had a cluster of SGI workstations (it was 1999, give me a break).

    1. Re:On the other hand... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      easy to sue former employer for big bucks if they fired you without proof of theft

    2. Re:On the other hand... by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 1

      Unless the employee is hired with the weasel-worded "AT WILL" method, whereby the employer can pick any reason at all to fire the employee.

  41. Keeping the wolves at bay by sysadmintech · · Score: 1

    This is one of the most important jobs in IT. Wolves (salesmen) will constantly attack an IT budget with $30,000 servers that only cost $3000. If IT rests even a month they will find that management will have wasted their budgets losing a hole to wolves on the golf course. I've personally seen over 25 times companies I've worked for throw over a million dollars down the hole in less than a month. Once I was out of a job when the wolve told management that their new PCs did not need admin while I was on vacation. That lie lasted about 2 weeks (during install), and then the wolves refused to answer the companies calls. The company spent over a million the next year trying to get their IT department up and running again. A decade later they are still struggling to try to get back where they were 10 years ago.

  42. Nothing to worry about... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    ... I didn't see one reference anywhere to Counterstrike servers...

    Okay back to .. uh .. work. *grin*

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  43. Big scam at Canadian Government level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recently employees at HP and the Department of Defence bilked millions in taxpayer money by somehow buying millions in HP computers, but the computers were never actually ordered or delivered from HP. Its pretty bad when both the vendor (HP) and people working at some high level department like a National Defense office can be in a scam like this.

    Is it a problem, yes. Will is change, no! As long as there are ways to rip people off, there will be people around to rip people off.

    Its just easier when government offices go through computers like underwear, changing entire systems on an almost yearly basis because they need something as simple as more RAM, a software upgrade, or they flip flop between wanting to support Linux or Windows. Rather then making existing systems work (i.e. paying someone to upgrade the RAM or install software or an OS, or better yet, actually getting their IT staff to do work), governments just think it is easier to buy a whole bunch of new computers with whatever hardware/software comes pre-installed on them. Who cares, its taxpayer money, governments don't have to be accountable for spending it. When you think about it, any IT worker at a government office is a fraud. They are high school drop outs getting paid $80K/year in a unionized job to tell their boss they need to upgrade all their departments 1000 computers because some new application requires 512mb of RAM opposed to the the 256mb installed.

    How can you tell I hate Civil Servants. Who is the servant? The taxpayers are!

  44. It's worse in some parts of the public sector by Mr.+Lwanga · · Score: 1

    Fraud is seen as a political liability, reflecting badly on the purchaser's superiors, so criminal investigations are not encouraged and are sometimes blocked. If there isn't any adverse publicity from the fraud, the individual(s) get a slap on the wrist, a temporary demotion at worst. A few public servants at the bottom of the hierarchy may be sacrificed to the criminal justice system, but the ones doing real damage are rarlely touched.

  45. Who is scamming whom? by edbarbar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Perhaps the most galling case involves a director in the New York City Chief Medical Examiner's office who is accused of scamming FEMA


    I didn't find this in the article, but let's see. New Orleans was built below sea level, and the problem was just a matter of time. The US government has decided to take my money to pay for the problems in New Orleans? That sounds like a scam in and of itself.

    Check out this opinion

    The basic point is that the US government is buying votes with your money, including subsidizing insurance in flood planes with your money. Gee, that encourages it, but the worst part is that people aren't bothering to buy flood insurance, as they know the FEMA will bail them out!

    So a scammer scammed a scammer? Big deal.
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    1. Re:Who is scamming whom? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      New Orleans was built below sea level,

      No, New Orleans was not built below sea level. It was built above sea level, and sunk. But, those with an agenda to push don't ever bother to try for accuracy. The inflamatory lies are much better for getting people riled up to be blind to the hidden agenda. The government is incompetent enough (though often less incompetent than the private sector), you don't need to spread lies to make them look worse.

    2. Re:Who is scamming whom? by edbarbar · · Score: 1

      you don't need to spread lies to make them look worse.

      Oh, lie is such a harsh word. Thanks for the "correction," but I can't find anywhere that says New Orleans has sunk below sea level. I do find that it is sinking at the rate of 3 feet per century, but average depth below sea level is 8 feet and much of the under sea level area was built in 1900, after a pump system allowed it.

      Regardless of all this, the fact remains, that the US government stepped in and helped to insure something that should not have been insured. Do you disagree with the main point here? Something similar is happening in CA, where levees are being built and developments made for areas that are prone to flooding. These decisions are being made today, and who ends up owning the liability for them?

      Please post your references.

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      Ed Barbar, President and General Manager, Furnit USA
    3. Re:Who is scamming whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf is a "flood plane"?

    4. Re:Who is scamming whom? by edbarbar · · Score: 1

      "flood plane" is a typo. flood plane should read "flood plain".

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      Ed Barbar, President and General Manager, Furnit USA
    5. Re:Who is scamming whom? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And the Netherlands would be under water if not for government intervention. It works for them for a greater percentage of their land than the US protects. I will agree that the Army Corps of Engineers caused the problem by preventing floods from depositing silt on the land. New Orleans sunk because floods did not occur to add land to the land. But, if we were to decide to not settle in dangerous areas, then we would never settle. There are hurricaines in the east, earthquakes in the west, and tornados in the middle. With no safe place, there will always be some risks. Now, examine the risks and tell us what risk level is acceptable to you, then we'll try to determine where would be compatible. It is disingenuous to find some politically unpalatable situation then announce that the level of risk there is too high. There is no comparison. What about all the people living in mobile homes that are hit by tornados? Should they be held to the same standard? I don't see any complaints about that situation in the news, just constant issues over the levees (which did perform exactly as they should, they were expected to fail in a cat-5 and they did).

      And I apologize for the harsh word choice. I hear people use statements similar to you all the time, and I know that they know that New Orleans (one of the oldest cities in the US) was around long before the US was even formed. Of course when, over 100 years have gone past since it's founding, it was threatened, the natural reaction was to protect, rather than abandon. Dallas is now about as old as New Orleans (and as important as New Orleas was at that time). If there was a new fault just discovered under Dallas, I expect that building codes would change, but that they wouldn't evacuate and resettle millions of people to reduce risk. That is no different than what they did with New Orleans at the time. The real problem is that they knew it would have to fail eventually, but did nothing to address it. You can assign "they" blame wherever you want (I don't much care, but it is American to blame the party you don't like for the color of the sky and everything else, and both parties were involved in the preparation and clean up, so pick whomever you want to complain about - but, based on what you've said so far, I'd guess you to be "conservative").

    6. Re:Who is scamming whom? by edbarbar · · Score: 1

      I'm just a capitalist, and not being rich nor poor, don't feel represented by either party.

      But I still have to ask you, do you think $ are being used for votes or not? My understanding is that is exactly what happened in NO with the subsidized flood insurance. Isn't it ironic how much fraud there is with FEMA? Sounds like a lot of $$s poured on to people with no real sense of how it was to be used effectively. It's easy to spend someone else's money.

      Meanwhile, I find references to large parts of NO being built under sea level around 1900, in contradiction to your initial remarks. I think the problem is government trying to solve problems that are more effectively solved by private enterprise, and the reason is simple. It isn't republicans or democrats, just that it is easy to carelessly spend someone else's money, and there is a vested interest in getting votes, which means pressure to spend others money.

      This changes the dynamics of decisions such as where is a good place to build. If you don't have to foot the insurance bill for living in a dangerous area, but others who are more prudent about where they live have to pay for your bad decisions, then you are more likely to make a "bad" decision.

      Meanwhile, I think people should be able to live where ever they want, just so long as I don't have to pay for it.

      --
      Ed Barbar, President and General Manager, Furnit USA
    7. Re:Who is scamming whom? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      do you think $ are being used for votes or not?

      No. I think $ are being used to appear to be responsive.

      Meanwhile, I find references to large parts of NO being built under sea level around 1900, in contradiction to your initial remarks.

      You are correct. I did not make my comments explicit. There was construction on fresh ground that was below sea level. New Orleans was founded about 200 years before the point in time you are referencing. Within the first 100 years, there was no area at all under sea level. By the end of the second 100 years, there were areas begining to sink below sea level. When the city was founded, there was no part below sea level, and none of the settlers understood it would sink. It was picked because of its proximity to the constantly-flooding river. It was inland much further than it is now, so it had more protection from storms. But it took over 150 years for the sinking to be a problem (and the problem was man-made from flood prevention).

      This changes the dynamics of decisions such as where is a good place to build. If you don't have to foot the insurance bill for living in a dangerous area, but others who are more prudent about where they live have to pay for your bad decisions, then you are more likely to make a "bad" decision.

      Without flood insurance, large areas will be uninsurable, and thus uninhabitable. When flood insurance wasn't managed by the federal government, insurance agents would lie to people to make them fear the floods when there was little to no chance of a flood. It was the rampant unchecked "capitalism" that caused the outrage which led to the call for the feds to get their hand into the mix. If it weren't for the predators taking advantage of little old ladies, then you wouldn't be paying for anyone's choices of locations.

    8. Re:Who is scamming whom? by edbarbar · · Score: 1
      No, New Orleans was not built below sea level. It was built above sea level, and sunk. But, those with an agenda to push don't ever bother to try for accuracy.

      And then

      You are correct. I did not make my comments explicit. There was construction on fresh ground that was below sea level.

      So by your own criterea you have an agenda.

      Now it is fraud (isn't that illegal?) of little old ladies that has allowed the massive billion dollar rip-offs. Perhaps if the insurance agents had made the people fearful of the floods, maybe they would have had insurance? And how do you get to the Federal Government getting into the insurance business, when they could have written reasonable laws regulating it, if such laws didn't exist. Note, I don't disagree that selfish arrogance and insecurity are powerful drivers to commit illegal and unethical acts, and that's a good role for government to stop that kind of stuff. But it isn't a green light to commit the far worse crime of taking billions from people who had nothing to do with the bad decisions. The government should help to optimize capitalism by making it fair and ethical.

      I think you need to look a little closer at your own assertions and beliefs.

      Thanks though for the information. I didn't know NO was sinking, albeit quite slowly, but I also see nothing in any of your comments that invalidates my position.
      --
      Ed Barbar, President and General Manager, Furnit USA
    9. Re:Who is scamming whom? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So by your own criterea you have an agenda.

      No, by my own criteria, I have limited time and did not write the extra words necessary to clarify a non-point. New Orleans was founded because it was high-area in a swamp. Period. New Orleans was founded in a location that was above sea level and not know to be sinking (since it wasn't sinking when founded). Period. That, long after it was founded and established, there was some small amount of new construction in areas that had sunk below sea level does not change my statements about the founding or development of the majority of land in New Orleans.

      Now it is fraud (isn't that illegal?) of little old ladies that has allowed the massive billion dollar rip-offs.

      Nope. It isn't fraud to make people afraid of things to the point that they no longer follow logic. But it is predatory, unethical, and so reprehensible that laws were changed because of it. If I can convince someone that lots of Americans die in Honda Accords (true) and many fewer die in VW Jettas (true) and do my best to imply that the person I'm talking to will die if they buy an Accord and live if they buy a Jetta (not true, but not fraud), then I'll have legally influenced someone to change their mind based on fallicious arguements, to my benefit, if I'm a Jetta salesman. I can't conceive any enforcable laws which could make that illegal without being grossly worse than leaving it legal. Thankfully, the predatory Jetta salesmen aren't costing old ladies billions through their manipulations, so the government won't be selling Jettas any time soon.

      I just made up that analogy on the spot, so don't judge me too harshly if the numbers aren't accurate, but there are many more Hondas than Jettas, and they should have roughly similar fatality rates, so there should be about 10X more dead in Hondas than VWs, but not because either is more or less safe than the other. Presenting the truth in a grossly misleading manner is something that I can't see how to regulate. Let me know if you have any ideas on how to address it, since that is pretty much how flood insurance was sold. After all, it is "possible" that a flood could strike anyone, anywhere, so they all need insurance - right?

      The government should help to optimize capitalism by making it fair and ethical.

      I would love to see a regulation that was enforcable and not overly invasive that required ethical behavior. However, neither I, nor the billions that have served governments over the years, have figured out a way to enforce ethics. The best that the US could do was to regulate the industries that were being handled unethically (insurance, banking, monopolies, etc.) to the point in some cases where they were effectively running them, like the flood insurance example.

    10. Re:Who is scamming whom? by edbarbar · · Score: 1


      That, long after it was founded and established, there was some small amount of new construction in areas that had sunk below sea level

      Post your references to back up your assertions.

      I would love to see a regulation that was enforcable and not overly invasive that required ethical behavior.

      Check out the FDA.

      --
      Ed Barbar, President and General Manager, Furnit USA
  46. Re:In smaller orgs, lack of widespread tech knowle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And may the gods help him if the equipment was procured via the Federal ERATE program.
    Waste, Fraud, Abuse = time in PMITA prison

  47. Re:Unreported cases in the real world by vertinox · · Score: 1

    CEO: "Judge, these men beat me severely with IBM model M keyboards!"
    Judge: "What possessed you to to this?"
    Laid off workers: "Sir, he defrauded our company of 3 million dollars."
    Judge: "Oh, in that case... The workers loose their life savings to compensate the victim! And to victim... How does 5 years in Club Fed sound with only 6 months served? Oh and the wife says hey... See at golf next Sunday!"

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    "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  48. glad you brought it up by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

    Like the 19 CIA agents who went to Italy to kidnap a radical Islamic cleric. They stayed in luxury hotels and ran up huge tabs (ok, maybe small tabs, but $100,000 is huge to me). As if they were all motherfucking James Bond or something. I think it is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to "black" operations and "classified" stuff done in the name of "national security". I'm not going to link an article, do a search for CIA +luxury hotels +Italy and come to your own conclusions. Why do CIA agents need to spend time in luxury hotels to case the kidnapping of an Islamic cleric? I could maybe see it if they were kidnapping a rich businessman/industrialist or even a movie/rock/rap star, but a cleric? The dude wasn't spending time in luxury hotels. CIA, bling bling, get the hookers and Courvoisier (yes, I know it is French) got the money and the guns and the cars, gonna kidnap the bad muthafuckers and get medieval on their asses! C. muthafuckin' I.A. In the house!

    Or maybe they were doing the right thing. Yeah, that's the ticket.

  49. Re:Huh? That sounds like legit capitalism. by vertinox · · Score: 1

    I am familiar with a business that gets all its IT services through a one-man contracting operation. It's in the contract that this guy will provide them with all their hardware, at a 5% markup over his cost. So instead of just telling them what to buy and letting them call up Insight or whomever, he buys it for them, tacks on 5%, and gives them the bill.

    If someone said in a project I was to buy them hardware, I'd charge a fee too. Otherwise, they can go spend their own time buying the hardware.

    Or if I called Tiger direct and asked them to buy hard ware from AMD and then got all mad when they raised the price they paid AMD, wouldn't you think that would be silly?

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    "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  50. Agreed. You have trust -- then you have to audit. by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    Audit can only be done after the fact, but is a necessary evil. The idea of "Walk softly, but carry a big stick" isn't a bad one to apply here.

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    The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
  51. Re:Huh? That sounds like legit capitalism. by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    Some payment for his expertise in product selection is of course reasonable. But that's not how this is structured.

    All this guy is doing is adding an unnecessary layer to the transaction and driving up the end-user's cost. I have other reasons to think that he's milking this particular cash cow that I won't go into here. Suffice it to say that he has found several ways to profit by his customer's continued ignorance, and he acts to keep them in the dark rather than educate them. (The customer probably should work to get a clue themselves, but that's yet another story.)

    It may be legitimate capitalism, but I wouldn't feel right about doing it.

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    With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
  52. I confess by Aceticon · · Score: 1
    The other day, i took a piece of A3 paper and ...
    ... made a paper plane ...
    ... for my own personnal enjoyement ...
    ... not company business.

    I'm turning myself up for using company resources for personal benefict.
    Maybe they'll be lenient - the paper was already printed on one side.

  53. Great... by Wolvie+MkM · · Score: 1

    So now all of a sudden my way of life is labelled "fraud"... bloody hippies...

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    I Like Pie...
  54. Re:In smaller orgs, lack of widespread tech knowle by dpiven · · Score: 1
    Waste, Fraud, Abuse = time in PMITA prison


    Or a high-ranking position in the Executive Branch.
  55. Too legit to quit by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    I once had the opportunity to attend a technology resellers workshop (think barcode scanners, RF terminals, etc.) and sat in on a consulting lecture where the theme, printed big & bold on a banner, was basically "Customer Ignorance = Profit Opportunity". I felt like a sheep in wolf's clothing, having snuck into the wolf den. I can't say I was surprised at the message, but the frank and open manner in which the resellers talked about exploiting customer ignorance was astounding.

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  56. Re:Encourage loyalty ... yeah: right by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    From the article itself:

    Often, in exchange for letting the vendor shortchange his own company or organization, the employee gets kickbacks. Often, too, fraudsters establish shell or shadow vendors--dummy companies with puppet or fictional CEOs--and use these to bilk the home team.

    The only way put a to stop that would be to pay serious amounts of money instead of mere salaries. Oh okay, so that doesn't go well
    with the bottom line well gee I suppose then that "problem" is here to stay. The main Errorthink in that article when looked at
    from the crimethinker's perspective: Employees don't own their company and the company is not their home team.

    I'm sorry but yes you can actually buy serfs. They'll hate you plenty and they'll drag their feet but you own them because you can
    starve their kids but after a certain point you have to hire people with brains and if you think you don't have to pay them top
    dollar and can treat those people like serfs... you will just have to suffer the pain and agony that brings your organization.

    One golden rule: Treat your house servants fairly and courteously or they will spit into your coffee, scrub the toilet with your tooth
    brush and pee into the boullion. Same thing goes for your personal cook and doctor. Don't upset your butler or other close personal
    staff too much or too often or they will quit.

  57. Well, somebody has to have access by guruevi · · Score: 1

    I have been in different companies and someone has to have access as an administrator to install everything. Then again, a lot of management doesn't know what is going on at the IT department and just approves everything 1999 style.

    I just changed a few fields in the database I was installing and now my domain name is registered until 2099.

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    Custom electronics and digital signage for your business: www.evcircuits.com
  58. TFA lies by NaDrew · · Score: 1
    "... often hand-delivered to Motschenbacher who, in turn, would hand-deliver the Buca payment..."
    Buca di Beppo does not deliver!
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    Vista:XPSP2::ME:98SE
  59. Just in case you work for Fox in Germany... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this dude have a Dodge Viper and act like a wannabe pornstar?

  60. Re:You have to trust your people (controls help) by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    On the contrary, in the majority businesses I deal with the same people "process invoices" and "write the cheques". They work in "Accounts Payable". These people don't normally "sign" the cheques, however, and someone else may have generated a purchase order to start the process. When a single person is able to control the purchasing process from start to finish - Product Selection, Vendor Selection, Purchase Order, Accounts Payable, Signing Authority - that's when serious abuse can occur. Most business owners have enough sense to avoid this situation.

  61. Not that great a nerd, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The patents in the past from future tech story is from Voyager, not TNG ("Future's End", season 3).

    1. Re:Not that great a nerd, after all by general+scruff · · Score: 1

      Who says they don't re-use plots? Once Roddenberry was dead, all they could do was pull from old episodes.
      Don't challenge my nerdiness... you will not win.

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      As a rule, I never trust dark brown ketchup.
    2. Re:Not that great a nerd, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just cite the season and episode title.

    3. Re:Not that great a nerd, after all by general+scruff · · Score: 1

      Season 5, Episode 9, DVD #3
      "A Matter of Time"
      Air Date: November 11th 1991
      Stardate: 45349.1
      Special Guest Star: Matt Fewer

      Happy?

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      As a rule, I never trust dark brown ketchup.
  62. hmmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft have been doing this for years!

  63. Re:Huh? That sounds like legit capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with what he's doing. I can tell you right now that the customer doesn't WANT to be educated, because, frankly, it's not worth their time and effort. They already have someone reliable who takes care of their systems, why should they waste their time learning it? They have more important things to do, like what they were hired for in the first place.

  64. Re:Huh? That sounds like legit capitalism. by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    Actually, they have expressed to me that they do want to be educated, but that's not in their contract with him. When that contract expires, he's gone.

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    With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
  65. Personal experience by jpostel · · Score: 1

    I have personally seen a company charge full price for a used item and claim it was new. That was the least of their deeds. Lets call them CrapIT.

    They were the outsourced IT managment and staff for CompanyA. CrapIT had CompanyA buy all the hardware and software from themselves. Since CrapIT made all the IT decisions, with little or no oversight (more on that later), they could charge whatever they wanted for hardware and software. They also charged for hourly overtime when their staff "stayed late" or "worked" on the weekends. They were really playing online games using CompanyA's network.

    I found all this out when CrapIT was fired for not running proper backups of the critical application servers. One of the servers died and CompanyA lost about two days work (valued around $20mil). CompanyA brought hired me and a bunch of other folks to run IT after that.

    The real joke was the oversight, or lack thereof, by CompanyA. I found out CrapIT was giving out free laptops, plasma TVs, and home PCs to some of the execs at CompanyA. The CEO told the management team after we had been there a year that he wished he had never fired CrapIT because we cost more, but provided worse service. So the CEO bought his wife, the CFO, a new MB S500, announced the best financial quarter in company history, and started to fire the IT staff.

    I know I learned a lot of new skills while I was there and I made some good contacts. I even got a WAY better job after they fired me. I am still bitter that I went through so much trouble and annoyance to do it.

    The lesson I learned from that job was that fraud and kickbacks are all over because there are rotten people that work on both sides. The good people sometimes do something about it and sometimes they don't.

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    Ummm, Jon, aren't you supposed to be dead...? - Otter(3800)