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Is Simplified Spelling Worth Reform?

digitalhermit writes "I guess many folks are of very little brain, and big words bother them... There's a push for simpler spelling. Instead of 'weigh' it would be 'way.' 'Dictionary' would be 'dikshunery' and so forth. Dunno if it's a joke, but it seems in earnest. Mark Twain must be spinning around somewhere." Twain is often credited with the satirical call for spelling reform called "A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling," though according to Wikipedia, Twain was "actually a supporter of reform," and the piece may have been written by M.J. Shields. Benjamin Franklin was another champion of spelling reform, and even came up with a phonetic alphabet to implement such reform.

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  1. nothing? by IAmTheDave · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nuthing fore u tu see here. Pleez mov alon.

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  2. This is exactly what America needs. by XorNand · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is exactly what America needs: something that allows the populace to think even less in their everyday lives. The aversion to expending a little extra effort seems to be a uniquely American thing. We invent all of these machines to save us from having to perform manual labor. Then we all get fat and develop health problems from lack of physical activity. So now we pack it into gyms where we run in place, climb fake staircases, and lift heavy pieces of iron up and down for no useful purpose. Mindboggling. Taking mental shortcuts will be just as beneficial.

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  3. Not again by luder · · Score: 4, Funny

    (sigh) Don't they ever learn? From this page:

    "The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas."

  4. Re:Never going to happen by IAmTheDave · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You no what? It aint never gonna happen.

    Agreed, especially considering it was originally proposed in 1789 by our most famous dictionary's namesake, so if he can't get it going, well then, I ask you, who really can?

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  5. Re:Never going to happen by bunions · · Score: 4, Insightful

    yeah. You'll never see people abbreviating things like 'you' and 'your' to 'u' and 'ur' or spelling 'through' or 'night' to 'thru' and 'nite'.

    Sadly, I've seen 5th grade papers where the kid spelled through 'thru' and the teacher didn't let out a peep. :(

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  6. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A simple solution involves solving these spelling problems around the world. It's a simple, six letter word.

    It's called SCHOOL.

    1. Re:Simple solution by conJunk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      absolutely. any problem cited with "students in america take longer to spell than in countries with phonetic languages" omits one teensy factor:

      i don't have cite for this, but my guess is that those kids who take years to learn to spell didn't start learning it until the teacher showed them at school, probably around age six or seven. the development of the human brain is such that young kids can learn almost anything really easily, and if their parents had taken the time to start reading books to them from the beginning, and helping the kids sound out words when they show an interest, and those kids likely would not be taking years to learn.

      i used to teach english as a second language to 3 and 4 year old japanese kids with extremely ambitious parents. those kids could pick up phonics and english spelling no problem. the natural OCD-like nature of kids make the details easy for them, as long as their having fun, and have a good healthy diet that's conducive to a reasonable attention span

    2. Re:Simple solution by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 3, Funny
      A simple solution involves solving these spelling problems around the world. It's a simple, six letter word. It's called SCHOOL.

      Actually, after the spelling reform, it shall be a four letter word: "scul." :P
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    3. Re:Simple solution by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's called SCHOOL.

      In the US, we say "escuela".

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    4. Re:Simple solution by Reziac · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly. Parents no longer sit down and read to their preschool-age kids. My mom DID... and I could read at a 4th grade level by the time I was 5 years old -- AND I already had a sufficient grok of phonics (by intuition, not training) that I could work out ANY word, even one I'd never seen before. (The only ones that gave me trouble were irregulars like "Bartholomew" -- where the accents don't fall on the standard syllables.)

      Between that, and when spelling/phonics began being taught (in my era, that was in the 2nd grade), it was very easy for me and for most students. Kids who couldn't read, and who couldn't puzzle out new words, were very rare.

      But now? Spelling isn't taught until the 4th grade or even later. Phonics often isn't taught at all, another legacy of the "whole word recognition" debacle (if you watch severe dyslexics, you'll see that WWR is how they read -- so the object of WWR was apparently to make everyone read at the level of the lowest common denominator!) I remember when the first WWR experiments came along -- my 5th grade class was one of 'em, and even at that age we KNEW we were being shortchanged compared to the other kids.

      As to "odd" spellings like weigh vs way, they DO convey meaning. Frex, a "weigh station" is not the same thing as a "way station".

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  7. no, British English makes sense by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the prefix + stem + suffix model is far better than this phonetic bullshit.

    e.g. centre, centripetal, centrifuge are all connected concepts and share the stem "centr".

    the American spelling "center" has the stem "cent" which suggests center is something to do with 100; a center is a machine/person that makes cents?

    you only make things more difficult for yourself in the long run if you wimp out of learning things properly in the beginning.

    1. Re:no, British English makes sense by $lashdot · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Centre" is not an example of the prefix + stem + suffix model. It is a reminder that England was for a time ruled by the French.

    2. Re:no, British English makes sense by tim1724 · · Score: 3, Informative

      We spell it "center" for a few reasons:

      1. "Center" is the older spelling! Here's what the OED has to say about it:

        The prevalent spelling from 16th to 18th c. was center, in Shakespeare, Milton, Boyle, Pope, Addison, etc.; so the early dictionaries, Cotgr. ('centre, F., a center'), Cockeram, Phillips, Kersey, and all the thirty editions of Bailey 1721-1802; but the technical volume of Bailey (Vol. II.) 1727-31 and the folio 1730-36, have centre; 'an interleaved copy of the folio of 1730 was the foundation of Johnson's Dictionary', which followed it in spelling centre; this has been generally adopted in Great Britain, while center is the prevalent spelling in the United States.

        So "center" was still the predominant spelling even in British usage during the 18th century. The switch to the French spelling "centre" happened too late for us to switch. (But since Canada continued to be British territory for so much longer, they got the new spelling. Although in my experience, Canadians tend to use both interchangeably.)

      2. Consistency. We have "-er" words. You have "-er" and "-re". How is that easier?

        US spelling tends to use more Latin word endings than French endings. While the Roman word was neuter rather than masculine (so they spelled it "centrum") if it had been masculine, it probably would have been "center". (It certainly wouldn't have been "centre"). Yes, British usage is fairly consistent (using "-re" for Latin 2nd declension neuter words which ended in "-rum") but in American usage you don't have to know whether the Latin word was masculine or neuter ... it's "-er" either way. And although I think learning Latin is very good for one's understanding of English (and it's "color", damnit, even the Romans spelled it correctly ;-) I don't realistically expect most people to learn it.

      Note that in the case of "color" (and other "-or/-our" words) the "-our" spelling was in fact in place prior to the 18th century. (With the curious exception of "honor", which continued to be spelled either with or without the 'u'.) Even Noah Webster himself used "colour" in early editions of his dictionary. It wasn't until he switched to the older Roman spelling that the US dropped the 'u'. Yay, Webster.

      The Wikipedia article on the differences between American and British English is quite fascinating. The notes on how Canadian and Australian usage are interesting, as it can seem quite random.

      Note that I use British punctuation rules for handling punctuation which occurs near quote marks. The American style (which finally seems to be losing hold) is simply illogical.

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  8. English by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Due to the way that written was English developed, it is one of the few Indo-European languages to not be written in a phonetic manner (if you only know English, you may not completely comprehend what this means). That being said, now that English is an international language, and a huge portion of the world's population is already familiar with the way it is written, fragmenting and reforming it at this point is an asinine idea. Furthermore, there exist languages which are even less phonetic than English (e.g. Mandarin ("Chinese"), the Kanji portion of Japanese) and those people manage to do fine.

    P.S. Implementing this idea would also mean that people would soon lose the ability to read the vast body of works already written in English; a huge translation effort would have to be undertaken, and a lot of works would still remain untranslated. Such a loss is not acceptable (unless you have Orwellian intentions in mind).

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  9. Re:Never going to happen by nebaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    and you 'mericans already killed the ENGLISH language...

    Sorry, but you forgot one

    "'mericans" = Merkins

    Thank you

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  10. difference: by conJunk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You're right, it won't/shouldn't happen, but it's not like metric:

    Our spelling of words inherits from their roots. English is the kind of language the hunts down other languages and corners them dark alleys to nick their vocabularies, and that history is in the spelling. If a words is unfamilliar, its spelling is a clue to its meaning. "Simplified Spelling" robs us of an ability to learn new words easily.

    TFA says that these weirdos claim that illiteracy rates would drop if spelling were simplified. Not likely. The reson folks are illiterate is that we refuse to fund our schools sufficiently, or pay teachers enough to hire qualified ones. Not to mention that (and I wish I had a cite for this handy) the fact that junk food is cheaper than fresh food with plenty of veg means that kids in the poorer parts of America tend to have diets that reduce their ability to concentrate and learn. The problem isn't the language, it's social.

    Metric on the other hand was regected out of misguided nationalism, and because people tend to refuse to acknowledge a good thing when they see it.

  11. This is founded on a common misconception... by gilroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... That the written language "should" reflect the spoken language. We make the unconscious (but unsupportable) connection that "written English" and "spoken English" are the same language, but they're not. They just happen to have easy mappings -- not as easy as these folks want, apparently, but nonetheless, not too difficult.

    For example, when you speak, what do you do to separate words form one another? The surprising answer is, nothing. Take a tape of ordinary conversation. Run it through an oscilloscope. Look for the breaks. You won't find them. We "blur" words together in sentences. (I suspect this is why anyone speaking a different tongue always sounds like he/she is speaking very quickly... your brain hasn't learned to put the "spaces" back in by context.)

    And that's for words. It's worse for letters. In an oscillograph of the word "bat", you won't see discrete units for "b", "a", and "t". It's just one sound. Heck, the "letters" we pronounce depend on what comes before or after.

    The people behind this movement also act as if pronunciation is fixed, while of course, it is not. Some of the "nonsense" words they offer up as looking the same but not rhyming did rhyme, once. Then the spoken language evolved and, since the written language is considerably less plastic (an advantage, I would maintain), the oddness is frozen in.

    Finally, when we adopt spelling that "looks like" the pronunciation... whose pronunciation will it look like? Bostoners and New Yorkers and Atlanteans pronounce many words in different ways. Who gets to be the official "correct" one?

    Moving in favor of spoken English won't help literacy. I suspect, albeit without proof, that such a move would hurt it.

    1. Re:This is founded on a common misconception... by someone300 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Totally agree. Words when written to be read whereas when pronounced are to be heard. These two functions are not identical. Reading words works by analysing the curves and spacing of the marks on the paper or screen. Having things that are pronounced the same written different ways will increase the amount of individual patterns that our brain can quickly recognise and can speed up reading greatly once the language has been learned properly.
      Since stuff written phonetically is more likely to have patterns repeated between words since there are few unique sounds in the English language, it could mean that average reading ability would become worse, despite the initial learning being quicker.

      Our brain tries to look for shortcuts. How often has it happened that you read something like "Well" as "We'll" when it's in a valid context. This perhaps indicates that our brain is only skim reading and using the context and the overall look of the word to derive it's meaning. Just as not many people have trouble udnersatnding wehn wrods are wrirten lkie tihs, provided they don't overthink. If there are more words that look similar because they have similar sounds, it could result in more mistakes. Our brain probably isn't going to listen to every other syllable when someone is speaking but we might read only every other letter.

      Any anyway, if we're going to go the simplified spelling route.. why not just teach the phonetic alphabet to everyone?

  12. It CAN'T happen by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I gave this a lot of thought one time. Everybody wants this and thinks it's a good idea, but there's a fundamental reason that it's simply impossible to reform spelling into a logical phonetic system:

    People pronounce words differently.

    Think about it... would it be to-may-to or to-mah-to? And that's just for starters. Factor in regional dialects and different vowal pronounciations. It simply can't happen.

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  13. Re:Aggressive refactoring .. by gilroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But IMHO you also ought to ensure words are unique


    Wasn't eliminating words the modus operandi of Newspeak? :)
  14. Re:Never going to happen by Trifthen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Part of the problem is context. In English, since there are so many words which are homonyms, information is actually transmitted by the spelling of the word. It's bad enough one word can have dozens of meanings, but then you have cases like: Weigh, way, and whey. If we compressed that to simply 'way', which way would you way the way? (In which manner would you determine the effect of gravity upon watery milk byproducts?) See the problem?

    Simplified spelling destroys context and meaning in English. We would basically have to rewrite the language from scratch to avoid problems like the one outlined above. In not so simple terms: that will never happen.

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  15. At Least Use the International Phonetic Alphabet by Fritzerei · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is totally absurd. Simplifying English spelling would eradicate the link between words and etymologies, causing words to become mere signifiers of sounds. Words possess heaps of cultural significance that implicate literature, poetry, performing arts, and even visual arts. And practically speaking, what are we to do w/homonyms?

    The simplification of Chinese characters represents a similar reformation, but at least traces of etymology remain in tact. A more accurate analogy to this proposal would be if the Chinese were to exclusively use Pinyin instead of Chinese characters -- simplified or traditional. Ask any Chinese-speaking individual what she'd think of the idea, and she'd say it's malarky.

    If Americans really wanted to do this -- simplify spelling to eliminate inconsistencies between words and sound -- it would be a slightly better idea to make everyone use the IPA at least.

  16. even German hasn't really succeeded in doing so by Trepidity · · Score: 3, Informative

    There have been attempts to reform German spelling, and they have not entirely caught on. This is despite a few advantages that attempt has over any potential English spelling reform: 1) There are recognized organizations responsible for the language, at least officially, and they got together in a big conference, agreed upon it, and got all the relevant governments to agree; and 2) the reform was relatively minor, not nearly as enormous a deviation from established spelling norms as these proposed English reforms.

    If many German newspapers and normal people simply ignore the reforms under those circumstances, what do you think the chances of English spelling reform ever catching on are?

  17. Most other countries did it two centuries ago by Hoplite3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seriously. Look at the explosion of diacritical marks. Spelling reform (in the limited sense of having only one way to write each sound) was carried out in the 1800's. All spelling reforms will cause words to look funny, if not stupid. This is because, to the chagrin of middle schoolers, people judge your intelligence and content based on spelling.

    Reform isn't a mental shortcut, its a good idea to encourage correct communication in a language with world-wide significance. If the Anglosphere could promulgate a change in spelling, it will improve commerce and reduce misery for students around the world. It isn't just an American thing, it's a rational thing.

    But coordination is key. A change must be made by England, Australia, India, South Africa, and America simultaneously for best effect. The difficulty is that the question of which letter groups make the same sound depends on accent, so any change will require compromise. It's doubtless this is the reason why languages such as Croat could change spelling quickly, while English lags behind with an unravelling of standard spellings and a profusion of meaningless letter groups.

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    1. Re:Most other countries did it two centuries ago by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 3, Informative
      A change must be made by England, Australia, India, South Africa, and America simultaneously for best effect.
      You're forgetting Canada (minus Quebec), Ireland, Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales, New Zealand, and a whole bunch of other countries.
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    2. Re:Most other countries did it two centuries ago by Inda · · Score: 5, Funny

      The only person who has the right to change English is The Queen. The Queen's English belongs to the Queen and we should all be thankful that she lets us use it.

      God bless The Queen and the British Empire!

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  18. Re:Never going to happen by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but then you have cases like: Weigh, way, and whey. If we compressed that to simply 'way', which way would you way the way?

    In the context. Japanese has the same issue and that's how they deal with it. Besides, it would vastly increase the odds of constructing puns.

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  19. Please let it be fruitless jocularity. by Were-Rabbit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So ... rather than try to get people to think about the words they want to use and rather than educate them on the proper spelling of words, we're going to dumb down the language because people don't want to learn how to spell difficult or similar-sounding words correctly.

    Uh huh.

    This movement appears to be indicative of the propensity of lackadaisical or indeed preposterous individuals to repudiate the necessities of encouraging a proper enlightenment of the intricacies of linguistic comunication. Unquestionably, this preposterous recommendation can only be indicative of a desire to bring forth an ideology resulting in the reduction of the instruction of responsibilty upon one's self. One must ponder the disappearance of intellectual progress when considering why our many progenitors incurred no difficulty in the attainments of the identical language. Yet for reasons unknown the current populous has in some way been deemed too intellectually challenged to educate themselves of the same vocabulary. This indicates a very bankrupt, mental capacity with respect to the educational capacities of my fellow homo sapiens and should not be looked upon favorably.

  20. Year Zero by vain+gloria · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I like the idea...simply because it would rid of us snobbery that people with higher education have over the uneducated as spelling would not have to be an exquisite skill anymore. Why should we have one more barrier between the rich/poor or educated/uneducated?

    You don't think it likely that the rich might get to learn both methods and the poor find themselves distanced, if not severed, from the majority of previously published English text then?
  21. Re:Never going to happen by js3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    brilliant idea. Lets take a fairly easy to grasp language and turn in into japanese for people who can't spell.

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  22. Uh, this is stupid. by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why stupid? Because:


    • Pronounciation drifts over time. This means that when you read a text, you must not read it as you pronounce things NOW, but how the writer pronounced things THEN, even assuming the same regional accent.
    • Pronounciation drifts over geography. Different areas have different accents. Some areas use sounds that simply don't exist - in any form - in other locations. So you must not read things as you pronounce them HERE, but how the writer pronounces them THERE, even assuming the same timeframe.
    • Words evolve over space and time, some falling into disuse, others changing in form or meaning. "Simplified" spelling does nothing to help in understanding what was written.
    • Simplified phonetic writing was used by the Norse - first as "Older Futhark" (30 characters) which was later simplified further to "Younger Futhark" (16 characters, plus 4 more they added on later when they discovered they couldn't write anything useful). In the end, it didn't make things any easier. It's easier to write, sure, but it's actually much harder to read.
    • It's impossible to validate, as the namespace would be vastly more oversaturated than it already is. If anything, we need a far MORE formalized spelling to reduce the number of collisions.


    "Simplified" spelling is a grave error, because the constant shifting of language rapidly overwhelms any benefits that might be had. The inconsistancies in a formal spelling system accumulate O(1), but the changes required in a phonetic system will accumulate O(n). Periodic re-alignments may be useful, but loosening the spelling system would be a disaster.

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  23. Re:Never going to happen by Goblez · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yup, and it only takes 4 times as long to read and looks like crap!! How about we teach people how to actually write and spell to begin with?

    I done speak that proper english! N ain't nothin' wrong wit my speelin'!

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  24. Re:Never going to happen by Metzli · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pronunciation differences would have a huge impact on this change in spelling. Should you spell car as "cah" like a Northeasterner? Should door be spelled "doeor" like a Southerner says it? Since there isn't a truly standard pronunciation used by everyone, how can there be pronunciation-based spelling without causing major communcation problems?

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  25. Re:Never going to happen by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, we could always overload words the way a C programmer would:

    way -> way
    weigh -> way1
    whey -> way2

    Although introducing namespaces would be more clear to the reader:

    way -> Directions::way
    weigh -> Measurements::way
    whey -> Foodstuffs::way

    But since we're talking about text documents in general, maybe we should base a new simplified spelling scheme on XML:

    way -> <spelling:overloaded_word category="directions"> way </spelling:overloaded_word>
    weigh -> <spelling:overloaded_word category="measurements"> way </spelling:overloaded_word>
    whey -> <spelling:overloaded_word category="foodstuffs"> way </spelling:overloaded_word>

  26. Stardate: July 6 ... point 7. by Tired_Blood · · Score: 3, Funny

    For example, when you speak, what do you do to separate words form one another? The surprising answer is, nothing. Take a tape of ordinary conversation. Run it through an oscilloscope. Look for the breaks. You won't find them. We "blur" words together in sentences. (I suspect this is why anyone speaking a different tongue always sounds like he/she is speaking very quickly... your brain hasn't learned to put the "spaces" back in by context.)

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  27. Re:Never going to happen by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had a conversation with a native Chinese speaker and a native Slovenian speaker. Both agreed that English was *incredibly* easy to learn, mostly because it has comparatively rules. The Slovenian speaker had learned German, Slovakian, and Italian. I'm not sure what other languages the Chinese speaker learned.

    We don't have noun genders like other European languages, and we don't have too many verb conjugations. It's also easy to transform words into other parts of speech, e.g. verbing nouns, or making verbs nounish or noun-y, so it's pretty easy to re-use words you already know.

    So just learn a few rules, learn the vocab, and the few exceptions, and you're set.

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  28. Re:Never going to happen by arivanov · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well... There are examples to that.

    Russian, Bulgarian, Serbian, a few others.

    They have all undergone a reform around the turn of the last century which simplified spelling and grammar. As a result Russian grammar can be expressed in under 8 pages and the language has in total around 40 exemptions to these rules. Everything else is built out through some fairly simple grammar rules. Bulgarian and Serbian are quite similar to Russian to this extent, though their language reform did not go that far.

    The results are quite interesting though most people prefer to "oversee" them, because expressing them is considered to be very politically incorrect.

    First of all as a result of the reform, most English speaking humanity students find Russian staggeringly hard. Engineering students (the few that are interested in languages) cruise through it with ease. I am speaking from the experience of trying to teach students at an American University Russian and it was not fun. The humanity majors could not gear their brain into "rule operating mode" and that was it. Some of them knew 3-4 languages by that time, but Russian was beyond them.

    Second, Russians and attention to detail do not mix. I am half Russian and I have lived there for 10+ years so I am speaking this out of experience. Their brain functions from the perspective that things are built according to rules and most of them are not good at memorising exemptions and minute details. At the same time they will swipe the ground with you on math, ability to draw general conclusions and cold cynical logic. Sometimes you think that their entire bloody nation got a Turette syndrome.

    Third, they even learn to read in a completely different manner. They learn to assemble things in blocks to get a meaning. That is simply impossible with English. An average toddler will outright get lost trying to get through all the intricacies of bought vs buy and caught vs catch and so on, so they learn to recognise words a whole, not to try to assemble them. This once again changes the way people think.

    So on so forth. And by the way we can continue along these lines looking at Arabic, Hebrew, Japanese and especially Chinese. Each of these shapes the brain in a specific pattern and some thoughts which are OK for them will be immensely foreign to an English speaker. And vice versa of course.

    Overall, "the language shapes the thought". There are some very good observations by David Brin in the Uplift series to that regard that a language by design may prohibit certain type of thinking. So someone with a different language may come to a thought which will never otherwise occur.

    A language reform will change the way English think. It is not just a problem of word meaning and context. It will fundamentally change education, culture, way of thinking, etc.

    You are right, I do not believe it will happen.

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  29. Re:Never going to happen by Pyroja · · Score: 3, Informative

    Um.. Easy to grasp? As a student at the Presidio of Monterey, I have to disagree. I'm learning Chinese at the moment, and that's classified as a Category 4 language, right up there with Japanese and Arabic. Guess what? English isn't in that category. No sir, it's Category 5, as in, even more difficult to learn.

    Just remember that next time you try to learn Chinese. Because yes, English is more difficult.

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  30. Re:Never going to happen by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Just remember that next time you try to learn Chinese. Because yes, English is more difficult.

    For whom? I would argue that a French-only speaker/reader would have a much easier time learning English than an Arabic-only speaker/reader. Ditto an English user vs. a Japanese user learning Chinese. My wife spent a couple of years in Japan ten years ago. She can still read the odd Chinese sign around town, whereas I have no idea.

  31. Because it makes sense now is not a reason by caffiend666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just because it makes sense now is not a reason. Things are made unintelligable with time. People attempt to draw distinctions between things and change them subtley. Time compounds the issue. A significant advantage must be shown before doing this. Even simple reality makes things change. China is reforming the written language out of necessity, because becoming literate in classic Chinese takes almost a decade. Latin is easier... Shaving a year or two off of this schedule means more time for real learning. Words are pronounced differently a year from now, in different places, even by people who attend different schools. I wouldn't want people with 'Harvard' accents dictating spelling, I live in Texas. I'm sure people at Harvard would equally hate the idea of someone from Texas like Bush dictating the dictionary.

    For example, months in many languages are counted. First Month instead of January, second month instead of February, and so on. This used to be the case in English. But, the start of the year was changed to reflect the solar calendar instead of a lunar calendar, and the months no longer made sense. What was the seventh month of the year, was now the 9th month of the year and so on. The names September, October, November, and December each mean seventh month, eigth month, ninth month, and tenth month respectively. Even though they are in fact the 9th - 12th months.

    Adding 'engineered' changes only add to the confusion long term. Not only do people have to deal with tense and style changes, but forcing more changes on top of it only makes problems worse. Words gain meaning with time. This will happen whether we try to temporarily fix it or not.

    This is no better than the political correctness debates. A word which may be proper and make sense one year quickly gains meaning in both positive and negative connotations until many are unwilling to use a word. The end result of not accepting this additional meaning is that old written language quickly becomes unintelligible. Forcing change makes the issue worse. The Chinese had riots when they briefly tried switching to the latin alphabet in the 50s.

    A big part of the reason the Chinese stopped switching to a phonetic alphabet is it would in many ways destroy their national identity. Mandarin is spoken very differently from Cantonese. But, they largely can understand each others writing. If they had switched to a completely phonetic system, there would be very little tying that nation together. Written Chinese is more like spoken Mandarin from a few hundred years ago. Not even regular Mandarin speakers would be able to read a phonetic version of what was spoken a few years ago.

    English is an evolved language. Because of this, it is easy to start but hard to master. It will continue to evolve.

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  32. Re:Never going to happen by ametarou · · Score: 3, Informative

    In the context. Japanese has the same issue and that's how they deal with it.
    No, they don't. That is one of the key roles of Kanji, to help distinguish which of up to a dozen homynyms is being referred to, which would be impossible with just Hiragana, and is one reason why the use of Kanji has also withstood calls for simplification.

  33. Re:Never going to happen by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sadly, I've seen 5th grade papers where the kid spelled through 'thru' and the teacher didn't let out a peep. :(

    Through->thru was one of Webster's proposed spelling reforms. Don't knock it too badly. You may be more familiar with some of Webster's other proposed spelling reforms that did succeed, such as colour->color, programme->program, etc. Through->thru didn't have quite the same level of success but it's still used ubiquitously on road signs for space-saving concerns.

  34. Re:Never going to happen by Fallingcow · · Score: 4, Informative

    First is OK each time, second is only OK in the first example. Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to explain why this is (or just why).

    The second one ends in a preposition. A preposition must always have an object. We often incorrectly place the object of a preposition earlier in our sentences--"What did you place it on?" should be "On what did you place it?". This is considered OK in informal (and often formal) speech, as the meaning is still clear. The object is there, it's just in the wrong place. The second example in your second pair, however, has no object for its preposition. This makes it incorrect by any standard.

    In your first pair of examples, there is no preposition. In the second pair, there is one. It's the same as if you'd stuck an article with no noun on the end of the second example in the first pair.

    "Which book did you file without reading the first page?"
    "Which book did you file without reading the"

    See? An article must have a noun. A preposition must have a noun or pronoun. If you say "on" you have to answer the question "on what (or whom)?" It's a usage rule for prepositions. The reason that the second pair is wrong has nothing to do with why the first pair is right.

  35. More Complicated Spellings Proposed by Beltway+Prophet · · Score: 4, Funny

    As for me, I demand nothing less than total disambiguation. We need sufficient variation in spelling to make sure that the sense of each word is clear. I shouldn't have to depend on context to infer what you mean. If you reply to this post and call me "slipshod," I want to know that you are referring to the sloppy, careless reasoning of my post, and not to the looseness of my footwear (for which I propose to the new substitute "slipshoed"). Likewise, trademarks using common words will be disambiguated from the meaning of those words - popular word game Scrabble would need to be renamed, as this spelling is already in use by at least four other meanings, each of which will need its own variation anyhow. We can keep "scrabble" for "to scratch or scrape," but make subtle changes to the rest; "scragble" for "to struggle toward a goal," "scrubble" for "to climb over" (as over rubble!) and the sense "to scribble" should simply be eliminated, as "scribble" is already too close to "scrabble" anyway and might as well be handled as a variant of pronunciation. The game itself might be renamed B-3, after the second letter in the alphabet and its point value in the game (A-1 having been used for the tasty steak sauce and several thousand local plumbing, towing, and other services companies vying for the first spot in the telephone directory, each of which will celebrate its uniqueness with a new, never-before-seen name). Each town with the same name as another will also need to be reborn under a new moniker (surely a cause for revelry in the Midways, Fairviews, and Oak Groves of the world!). Finally, each of us whose name unfortunately coincides with that of another, shall have to make the tiniest of adjustments, on a first-come, first-served basis; thus, the eldest John Smith on record shall keep his spelling, while the next shall have to be subtly altered (Johnn Smith), and the next altered only the tiniest bit (Jahnn Smith), and so on (Djahnne Pschmiythe). For completeness, the birth and death certificates, tax and census records, and headstones or memorial plaques of some few billions of our ancestors shall likewise need to be "tweaked," possibly according to some fractal algorithm in cases where no living relatives can recommend how John might have preferred it, if only he'd taken the opportunity.

  36. English by The+Queen · · Score: 4, Funny

    We see absolutely nothing wrong with our English. If the population has difficulty with spelling, then let them speak "leet"!

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    The House Between - Original Sci-Fi Series
  37. Re:Never going to happen by bishiraver · · Score: 3, Informative

    In Japanese, if you ignore the kanji (semi-symbolic alphabet) and focus on the kana (the two different phonetic alphabets - katakana and hiragana), each word is spelled exactly how it sounds. Each letter is a consonant-vowel pairing, except for n. example: ka, sa, shi, tsu, ko, za, etc. There are five vowels, and eight full groups of consonants (with modifiers for some: example, sa can become za with a modifier "accent", and others are not full groups, such as wa & wo, ya & yu & yo, n). Every vowel a is pronounced the same, and every vowel i is pronounced the same, and so on and so forth. If you can read and write hiragana, you can spell any word that you come across - at least, phonetically. English has so many pronunciation and spelling rules, that it quickly becomes one of the most difficult language to become fluent in, in terms of reading and writing (the most difficult, arguably, are the languages which have symbolic alphabets, such as chinese and japanese - where not only do you have to learn how to pronounce each word, you must memorize a symbol to go along with it. Granted, a lot of symbols are compound symbols, and Japanese even has compound kanji, where two kanji put together have a completely different pronunciation than the same two kanji representing seperate concepts). Anyway, once fluent, English is one of the easiest languages to read, due to distinct word-shapes caused by the rising tails and falling tails of letters. If we changed how to spell things, it would quickly become difficult to read - and it would take centuries to change. The English language has changed significantly over the years, compared to something like mandarin, but not as significantly as such a reform would call for. One of the issues with switching to a completely phonetic language, is while the number of hominyms would stay the same, the number of hominyms with the same spelling would dramatically increase. That would make context even more important in reading, and probably increase the time it takes someone to read an average sentence. Some second-language english learners would have an easier time with it - people who learn to speak and understand it before learning to write it would have a much easier time becoming fluently literate. Those who are learning both at the same time, however, probably would have a much more difficult time and would become confused quickly.

  38. A true story by pan-y-vino · · Score: 4, Funny

    This reminds me something that happened to me a few years ago. Believe it or not but this is actually a true story. I repeat... this really IS a true story! I am not making this up!

    A friend of mine, who is a sculptor, comes up to me one day and says she really wants to go to a conference in Norway. Lots of famous sculptors, opportunities to meet relevant people in her sector, an opportunity to learn lots of new things...

    Next thing she does is give me the forms etc. etc. to fill out for her because she is Spanish and doesn't know any English. When I say "she doesn't know any English" I mean she doesn't even know "yes" or "no". (Well, she does know "no" because it's the same in Spanish, but you get my drift)

    So what I did is translate the forms into Spanish and have her fill in the replies. I then filled in the forms for her in perfect English.

    To her surprise she was accepted, and invited to the conference. They were so impressed with her work that she was invited at no cost (they even paid for her flight) with one condition ... she had to give a presentation of her work ........ yes ..... you guessed it .... in either English or English.

    Of course I had been a bit cheeky and put on the form that her English was "quite good" (because it was a prerequisite to be accepted).

    I thought she'd give up but no...

    Guess what we did ... yes ... you guessed it again. She prepared a speech in Spanish and I translated it into English. Now, those of you that are bilingual or speak good Spanish know that in the latter language EVERYTHING with about 1 exception (que?) is pronounced exactly as it's written. Spanish has very few vowels (A, E, I, O, U can each only be pronounced in one way), so it occurred to me to translate a 3/4 of an hour presentation from proper English to English-like pronounciation using the very simple Spanish rules.

    In the end it became so easy for me that I could just write:
            "Elou jau ar iu tudei. Ai am duin fain zank iu. Zi uezer tudei is veri nais."
    without even thinking about it.

    Next thing my friend did was practice for about 2 weeks... after which I set her loose on a few English speaking friends of mine and... believe it or not they actually understood what she was reading.

    So, of course, she set of to Norway, went to her (free) 5 star hotel and next day gave her speech. She tells me that, what happened next is a follows:
            1) a big round of applause.
            2) about 30 minutes for the audience to ask her questions.

    I don't know what happened next, she never told me.

  39. Re:Never going to happen by forkazoo · · Score: 3, Informative
    In the context. Japanese has the same issue and that's how they deal with it. Besides, it would vastly increase the odds of constructing puns.

    The Japanese also have the kanji. This is basically similar to how we have dfferent spellings for things. Our distinct spellings come from different source languages of borrowed words, and different root words. The kanji similarly are different if the word represents a different idea but has the same sound.
  40. Simplified spelling rebuttal by The+Cornishman · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Here is an answer I sent some time ago to the guy who runs www.freespeling.co.uk when his ideas were aired on the BBC. He is in favour of no spelling rules at all except phonetics (maybe fonetiks hoo noz?), but some of the arguments are sound in this context too.

    ===================

    I am one of those people, and it may be luck or early grounding, who does not find it difficult to spell in the dictionary fashion, and I have some grave concerns about the concept of freespeling.

    First of all, as someone who uses technical documentation every day, I believe that freespeling will introduce ambiguities. If I cannot rely on people always to spell the same word in the same way, how can I be sure that they actually mean the word I think they mean?

    Secondly, it is my experience that freely spelled words are not, in fact, easier to read. I am not an educationalist, but I understand from limited reading that when one reads, one does not, in fact, construct the sound of the word by translating the page letters into phonetics. Rather, you learn the shape of a word, and the pattern 'yacht' is read and understood for its meaning without some intermediate step of working out that ach has the sound of a short o in this context. Dyslexia is an imperfection in this mechanism, and I don't think freespeling is going to help.

    I distinctly remember, as a child, reading the word 'Colonel' and not knowing that it was the same word as the military rank, though I did know that word. It wouldn't have helped to have had it spelled Kernel, though, because then the abbreviation Col. throughout literature would have been obscured. That brings me to a third point - if freespeling becomes widely adopted, people unfamiliar with the dictionary spellings will find it much harder to read the vast literary legacy which has arisen since the standardization of spelling. (And yes, I know that might have been standardisation!). I fear that we shall be in a situation analogous to the everyday reader trying to get to grips with Chaucer, or even Shakespere in his original spellings. It's not easy to do; at least I can't do it.

    I am sure that Shakesperian spellings are a product of pronunciation at the time of writing - Shakespere wrote 'dye' for the word we write as 'die' (or I do, in any event) because he pronounced it with two vowel sounds - dy-e. Will freespeling track the changes in pronunciation? If so, for which national or regional accent? In Bristol (UK), the speech pattern is often to add a terminal L sound to words ending in a vowel - should it be acceptable for Bristolians to write 'good ideal' when they want to convey 'good idea'? Or read Uncle Remus, written gloriously but phonetically in the speech pattern of a US slave at the turn of the nineteenth century. It's freely spelled, but it needs a good deal of intellectual effort to extract the meanings.

    Finally, I am concerned about information retrieval. At the moment, much information on the World-Wide Web, and in electronic document repositories is automatically indexed word by word. (This is on the false premise that the words in a document tell you what it is about). If words are freely spelled, then the task of retrieval becomes so much harder. To find documents about 'building', one will need to search for 'bilding', too, and in many cases you won't even be able to guess how someone with an accent very different to your own might have spelled the word you are seeking.

    I shall continue to correct spellings wherever I think that an error is a barrier to understanding.

    =================

    I'd also like to add that the Austrians attempted a simplified spelling of German, contrary to the article stating that German is already simply spelled, and have reverted in considerable measure. Sorry, no citation for that.

  41. Recent experience shows it's possible by Palal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. French have done it. See this. Microsoft was one of the driving factors.
    2. Russians did it in 1917 by dropping the "hard sign" in most places and getting rid of the letter "yat'" as well as changing the spelling of some words, which made everything more readable.

    Hauever, if Inglish woz tu bi chen'gd intu a fonetic len'gwich, it wood soon bikam eether simil'ar tu Dzhermun or Dutch in spelin'g were it origineited.

    I speak/write/type Russian, Ukrainian and English. The hardest part about learning English was the vocabulary and getting the patterns of spelling (through, though, etc.). Once that and the grammar rules were down, it wasn't hard from that point forward. Moving to the US at a young age also helped.

    I think simple changes such as through=>thru, though=>tho, borough=>boro should be widely adapted as they're easy to implement and people already use them widely.

    If big changes were made to a language, we'd experience a couple of problems:
    1. Current speakers won't be able to read the new spelling (we read words, not syllables, remember?)
    2. Kids in school now will have trouble learning the language their teachers don't know. Then, some teachers will force students to learn the new spelling, while others will prefer the old spelling, and given the fact that we don't have a standardized educational system we won't have a single standard for a couple of generations(why does everything have to be individualized??? France and Russia got right, why can't we adopt their system?!?!?!).
    3. Gradual implementation will have to take place. You teach kids spelling from day one in first grade and you go through with it until they graduate from school. You teach the new spellign every in subsequent year, but you don't touch the kids that have already learned spelling and let them re-learn it later, or not learn it at all.
    4. For 50 years we need to be willing to accept both types of spelling.

    People will have trouble typing using the new spelling. I constantly have trouble typing transliterated words in Russian, using an English keyboard because I know how to type using a real Russian layout and constantly want to switch - think of Dvorak vs. Qwerty - you'd need to change the layout to make typing easier. Even if you don't change it, it will still be harder to type.

    As for the metric system - it's much easier. Everything has to be industry-driven. First places that need to change are city planning departments and construction firms. If things change from feet to meters (or metres, if you prefer) everyone will follow. Again, this will have to be done gradually and to an extent it is already done in some industries. Personally, I have a big problem with feet. I can't picture how long 2000 ft is but I can picture 600 m... but that's a matter of preference. I can see it happening the other way around too. Don't get me started on conversions. In the end, it's hard to do reforms and what you need is an event for the reforms to happen suddenly (like a revolution) or a gradual implementation over a number of years (something we in the US don't seem to be able to do since we like instant gratification so much and we don't like to use our brainz).

    In eni kejs, itz never too erli to start so wi better start nau wi litl ings.

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    -Palal
  42. I agree; the alphabet is crap by TheGavster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My wife is a native Spanish-speaker, and she constantly tells me how much harder it is to spell and read English

    I'm a native English speaker, and I told my Spanish teacher how hard that Spanish was to read and write all the time ...

    But, seriously, our alphabet does make things a pain. I'm trying to think of a scenario where the letter 'x' is actually something other than a replacement for 'ks' or 'z'. And then there's the confusion of what 'c' is supposed to sound like. There's a whole paragraph in the appendix of The Silmarillion clarifying how it's supposed to work, because you can't guess not knowing the word (ie, to figure out the pronounciation of a made up word using the English alphabet, you need to ask the person who made it up).

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  43. Re:Expand the alphabet - don't just change spellin by Fortran+IV · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Though coughing and hiccoughing, he fought through the tough boughs." In ten words, seven distinct ways to pronounce ough.

    That said, the problem with phonetic spelling is that not everybody uses the same phonemes. How do you pronounce route? Roof? Centimeter? Status? Aunt? Praline? Species? Tomato? Amen? Do you make Irish stoo or styoo? Should chamois be spelled differently when it refers to the leather instead of the animal?

    And it's not just the sounds. To me, protein is a three-syllable word, because I learned it in the late 60's, but to most people today it's two syllables. Listen to people talk around here: squirrel is a one-syllable word; chocolate, every, and syllable have two syllables; athlete has three. How do you say them?

    Shall southern and midwestern children continue to find spelling difficult because the spellings are based on California or New England pronunciations? (Daddy, why does my spellin book keep puttin a "g" on the end of words? Why isn't there an "r" in warsh or horspital?) Shall the British find American English even more incomprehensible because nothing is spelled the way they say it?

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  44. "Fonetik" spelling won't work by GWBasic · · Score: 3, Informative
    "Fonetik" spelling wont work for a very simple reason: As we gain experience reading, we no longer look at each letter. We read by looking at the SHAPE of the word; our brains totally bypass the step of converting letter to their corresponding sounds.

    How many of you stumbled through TFA's weird spellings? I certainly did! The loose correlation between written English and spoken English is a great teaching aid for youngsters! If we decided to re-spell all of our words, every adult would need to re-learn to read, because all of the words would have different shapes!

    Another problem with "Fonetik" spelling is that it blurs distictions between subtle pronouciation differences. In reality, "Fonetik" and "Phonetic" sound slightly different. Even the words "Enuf" and "Enough" sound slightly different!

    Perhaps the only real way to improve spelling is to be slightly more liberal with common words; popular changes will stick.