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Japan Plans a Moonbase by 2030

Aglassis writes "The Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) announced at a conference that they are planning to build a Moonbase by 2030. Since JAXA doesn't currently have a 100 ton-class heavy lift rocket or a human transportation system perhaps now is a good time for JAXA to join in with NASA on the Project Constellation rocket program."

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  1. Road Construction by neonprimetime · · Score: 5, Funny

    Under the plan, astronauts will be sent to the Moon around 2020 to start construction of the base that will be completed by 2030

    This reminds me of the timeframes set out by the state construction workers on our highways.

    1. Re:Road Construction by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0, Funny
      the construction crew hits *something*. It could have been clearly marked and still hit. It could have been marked in the wrong place. It could have been put in before people started worrying about finding them again. This is usually followed by what is it? Is it abandoned? Is it still in use?
      Like a smooth black monolith of mathematically interesting proportions?
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  2. Relability by QuantumFTL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Considering all the reliability concerns of running an extraterrestrial habitat in vacuum, I'm glad they are using JAXA technology rather than AJAX!

    1. Re:Relability by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm glad they are using JAXA technology rather than AJAX!

      I didn't know the Java API for XML Aeronautics was ready yet.

  3. "Plans" by weasello · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's funny, I *also* have plans to build a base on the moon! I wonder how likely it is to go through?

    I really hope it does happen. Before I die I have to go to the moon. I hope we start building condos out there in 50 years or so.

  4. Obligatory space 1999 refences by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    Moonbase Alpha was was scheduled for 1999, but EPA studies, the union strikes, and other construction delays caused the new completion date to be 2030.

    When will the moon be torn out of orbit?

  5. Re:Hopefully this will put to rest allegations... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, it will just start a new batch of allegations that the Japanese are faking their moon landings and subsequent moonbase construction...

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  6. Who will be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    all your base are belong to us?

  7. Finally by Centurix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Moon Unit Zappa.

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  8. Re:This is awesome by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1, Funny

    But...but...but we're gonna send people to Mars long before the Japanese base is completed...

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  9. Re:Hopefully this will put to rest allegations... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, the tip off will be when they return with footage of a giant moth they discover in Tycho.

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  10. Moon Union Zapped by krell · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This reminds me of the timeframes set out by the state construction workers on our highways."

    However, due to stark environmental realities, the sympathy strike by the oxygen-delivery union will have fatal consequences on the moon construction workers' picket line.

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  11. Re:Pronunciation? by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seeing as how the name of the agency is in English (Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency) I'd think they pronounce it as close to the way we would as they can. That'd be something like Jahk-shuh, as we'd say jacks-uh.

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  12. We have another name for it. by krell · · Score: 2, Funny

    You call it moon. We call it "Gitmo II".

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  13. Re:But are they sending any sailors there? by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Futurama's "We're Sailors on the Moon" song

    I believe you mean "Whalers on the Moon".

    please turn in your Geek Card on your way out. :-)

  14. Re:But are they sending any sailors there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope they televise the progress.

    In any case, 24 years seems quite a lot to me, considering that all the technology needed to accomplish this is available.

    This is because Jack Bauer is involved in the project.

    The following takes place between 2012 and 2013.

  15. Re:Hopefully this will put to rest allegations... by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I heard pixar got the contract to create the moon base...

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  16. Re:But are they sending any sailors there? by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just to prove my infinite superiority, here are the lyrics:

    We're whalers on the moon.
    we carry a harpoon.
    but there ain't no whales,
    so we tell tall tales,
    and sing our whalin' tune.

  17. Just my luck.... by The_Pariah · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet that 4 acre lot of the moon I bought off the internet for $50,000 is EXACTLY where the Japs are going to build their base... Not sure how I'll evict them....

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  18. Re:They are already off schedule by peragrin · · Score: 2, Funny

    and it will probably be safer too.

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  19. Re:Hopefully this will put to rest allegations... by lbrandy · · Score: 2, Funny

    that the US faked the moon landings! :)

    Faked the moon landings is such pre-9/11 thinking. All the cool kids think that US orchestrated 9/11 now.

  20. Re:They are already off schedule by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "...and it (big dig tunnel) will probably be safer too."

    Of course it will...with less gravity on the moon, you'll easily be able to dodge that big chunk of concrete coming down at you....

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  21. 2030 Is too long... by ComplexSimplicity · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows that the universe ends in 2012...