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Microsoft Invites Black Hats into Vista

gtzpower writes "Microsoft is inviting hackers to 'Take Your Best Shot' at Vista. 'You need to touch it, feel it,' Andrew Cushman, Microsoft's director of security outreach, said during a talk at the Black Hat computer-security conference. 'We're here to show our work.'" From the article: "A security team with oversight of every Microsoft product — from its Xbox video game console to its Word program for creating documents — has broad authority to block shipments until they pass security tests. The company also hosts two internal conferences a year so some of the world's top security experts can share the latest research on computer attacks." Essentially a tie-in with an article we discussed yesterday.

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  1. why invite the black hats in? by ed.han · · Score: 5, Funny

    aren't they already freaking there?!

    ed

    1. Re:why invite the black hats in? by soulshinejam · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just got pwned.

    2. Re:why invite the black hats in? by Si · · Score: 5, Funny

      What else does this guy have to do to wash the blood from his hands?

      Give the money back.

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    3. Re:why invite the black hats in? by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 2, Funny

      All I can say is...

      Blindfold?...

      Cigarette?

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    4. Re:why invite the black hats in? by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 4, Funny

      "That man's been served so hard, he may never walk again."

  2. Trap? by mrxak · · Score: 4, Funny

    It could be a trap, you know. Bring in the black hats, and then brainwash them en masse so they don't want to use computers anymore but still buy many copies of MS products. No more security problems!

    1. Re:Trap? by thelost · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is a trap. They have a suicide booth in there, with Vista logo's printed all over it. The last thing you ever hear before dying a horrible bloody death is the Windows Vista Chime.

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    2. Re:Trap? by soft_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't that what all versions of Windows have always been?

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    3. Re:Trap? by kinnell · · Score: 5, Funny
      The last thing you ever hear before dying a horrible bloody death is the Windows Vista Chime.

      ...and the last thing you see is a clippy saying "You look like you are about to die a horrible and bloody death. Would you like some help with that?"

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    4. Re:Trap? by jareth780 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That or sick Steve Ballmer on them.

      "Ballmer SMASH!"

    5. Re:Trap? by distilledprodigy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Little did we know that the light referred to for ages was actually a blue screen...

    6. Re:Trap? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Funny

      [Quick and Painless]
      "You have selected Quick and Painless. Are you sure? Windows Vista has several improvements to the Slow and Horrible option. Microsoft recommends that you choose Slow and Horrible for the optimum Windows Vista experience."
      [Quick and Painless]
      "Sorry, your computer is not compatible with Quick and Painless. Proceeding with Slow and Horrible....10% complete...."

      (On the other hand, if this were Mozilla, you wouldn't be able to push "Quick and Painless" until you waited 5 seconds.)

  3. How it plays out by MrSquirrel · · Score: 5, Funny

    ------------Now-----------
    MS: "Have it Vista, hackers -- see if you can find any exploits"
    BHs: *they go to it* "Nope, we don't have any security holes to report to you, it looks like Vista is impenetrable."

    ------------Vista is released-----------
    MS: "What the heck? How can there be over twelve-thousand viruses for Vista on the day it's released?!"
    BHs: "All your Vistas are belong to us! Thanks for your help Microsoft!"

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  4. "You need to touch it, feel it" by gravyface · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please. Wash your hands after. We don't need those Vista cooties infecting everything else when you get back.

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  5. 'You need to touch it, feel it,' by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Now Vista, can you show us on this doll where the hacker touched you?

    "Let the record show that the victim pointed to the KERNEL!"

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  6. Re:What do you get if you actually do discover a f by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Funny

    r00t access?

  7. Security tests? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "A security team with oversight of every Microsoft product [...] has broad authority to block shipments until they pass security tests"

    Of course! That explains why there are so few bugs and holes in MS products. Oh wait..

  8. Wise decision, Locutus by krell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Invite the non-yet-assimilated into the cube, as to save on expenses.

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  9. Security team? by Drathos · · Score: 4, Funny
    "A security team with oversight of every Microsoft product from its Xbox video game console to its Word program for creating documents has broad authority to block shipments until they pass security tests."

    So.. Have they been on a 10 year vacation or something?
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    1. Re:Security team? by boyfaceddog · · Score: 4, Funny

      They? Vacation? I'm pretty sure the "team" consists of a dog tied to the "testing PC" and trained to bite anyone who approches.

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  10. 4 Step Program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1: Find holes in Vista Beta
    2: Don't Disclose Them
    3: ??
    4: Profit

    Where ?? = Wait til Vista is Released

  11. Re:This is both onerous and fun by xtermz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exactly. a "real black hat" would assign the machine a static IP, and filter at the firewall any outbound traffic. of course, the GP probably thinks all '31335 hax0rs' still use Linksys's.

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  12. Re:Microsoft invites what now? by A.+Bosch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Probably a good idea to do $1,000 pet exploit found first, plus a free copy of Vista when it's done for everyone reporting at least 20 (let's be honest, it probably won't be that hard to find 20), and some other rewards for most found.
    Second Prize: $1000 and 2 free copies of Vista.

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  13. concur by thegnu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Giving a little back does not make up for that.

    Yep. Virtue is not measured by how heavily you honey the urine you feed your fellow human beings, it's measured by how little you piss in their cup to begin with.

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