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Excessive Tech Packaging?

fraew wonders: "I just received a Microsoft Partner Program package in the usual MSDN sized box (34cm x 25cm x 11cm) that contained a single A5 piece of paper. Nothing more. Previously I've had RAM DIMMs and PCI cards double-boxed in boxes that approached the size of a computer case, so what is the worst example of excessive tech packaging you've received?"

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  1. Recycling paper packaging by Riding+Spinners · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Paper is a friggin' waste to recycle. It's biodegradable for one. The tree's used to make it in the U.S. all come from tree farms. These trees are grown specifically for this purpose, so no one is running into virgin forests cutting down all the trees for paper. There does exist opposing research for both sides on the topic of set asides and the increased cost to consumers for packaging. I think the cost difference is negligible and definitely worth the process of forest conservation. On the topic of pollution, no one really talks about it. It's kinda like a dirty secret. To recycle paper you need to put it through basically the same process as making it - which is horrible for the environment. So, instead of making an inferior product that causes the same amount of environmental damage to produce and doesn't save the forests - I'd have to say no. Tree farms save the U.S. forests in conjunction with set asides.

    1. Re:Recycling paper packaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "7) Hemp produces more pulp per acre than timber on a sustainable basis, and can be used for every quality of paper. Hemp paper manufacturing can reduce wastewater contamination. Hemp's low lignin content reduces the need for acids used in pulping, and its creamy color lends itself to environmentally-friendly bleaching instead of harsh chlorine compounds. Less bleaching results in less dioxin and fewer chemical by-products."

      Keep in mind that this yield is per harvest - and hemp harvests occur much more frequently than tree harvests. After all, hemp is a weed, and grows very fast.

      http://www.thehia.org/facts.html

    2. Re:Recycling paper packaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hemp yields less per acre, after you factor in all the stoners stealing it.

      Now hemp fields protected by loud rap music would be a brilliant idea - all the Deadheads and Marley fans would be unable to get near it!

    3. Re:Recycling paper packaging by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Being that I am currently writing a book on the topic, I feel qualified to say this 1 acre of hemp will produce up to 3 times as much paper pulp as 1 acre of timber On top of that you get up to 4 yields a year when it is 7 years for 1 yield of timber..So lets do the math Lets say 1 acre produces 100 sheets of paper for timber, over 7 years that is 14.2 sheets of paper per acre per year on timber 1 acre of hemp will produce 300 sheets of paper, 4 times a year which is 1200 sheets of peper per acre per year timber=14.2 hemp=1200 which one would you decide to grow?

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    4. Re:Recycling paper packaging by hazem · · Score: 1

      I can't dispute your facts, and they agree with what I've heard in the past.

      But if this is the case, why would paper companies not be bribing our congresspeople to allow this? Wouldn't it cost them less than the bribes to cut down forests?

      Can it really be the "anti-drug" fervor is keeping these huge corporations from reaping (pun intended) immensely higher profits without the need to deal with "enviro-nuts"?

    5. Re:Recycling paper packaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the hip-hop crowd smokes a lot of joints too, so it wouldn't help much. But, saying that hemp can be used for this or that isn't the real reason behind the advocacy. It's to provide a legitimate reason for growing the plant so the stoners can have easy access to fresh pot. They should switch to smoking kudzu.

    6. Re:Recycling paper packaging by bizpile · · Score: 1

      I always heard it was the cotton industy that lobbied to make hemp illegal.

    7. Re:Recycling paper packaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try DuPont. Shortly after the introduction of the first man-made fibers, which would become Nylon.

    8. Re:Recycling paper packaging by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Informative

      That might be, but hemp's got this whole "political correctness" thing going against it.

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    9. Re:Recycling paper packaging by DerekLyons · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes, yes - and hemp will cure the common cold, mend a broken heart and fix anything else that ails you.

    10. Re:Recycling paper packaging by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Being that I am currently writing a book on the topic, I feel qualified to say this 1 acre of hemp will produce up to 3 times as much paper pulp as 1 acre of timber. So lets do the math Lets say 1 acre produces 100 sheets of paper for timber, over 7 years that is 14.2 sheets of paper per acre per year on timber 1 acre of hemp will produce 300 sheets of paper, 4 times a year which is 1200 sheets of peper per acre per year timber=14.2 hemp=1200 which one would you decide to grow?

      The problem is - your math and your claims are at odds. 14.2x3 != 1200.
    11. Re:Recycling paper packaging by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      The x3 claim appears to be per harvest, The 1200/14.2 claim is per year.

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    12. Re:Recycling paper packaging by SCPRedMage · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, for those you need this.

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    13. Re:Recycling paper packaging by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a form of hemp (Santhica) that doesn't have any THC in it. There are also forms with so little THC that it would be pointless to smoke. (you would get buzzed from lack of oxygen or too much Co2 before the THC had an effect)

      If this was true then i'm not sure why that hemp isn't mass produced for this purpose. For that matter why isn't hemp mass produced for this purpose in other countries were is isn't politicly incorect? I know organic fiber ropes and stuff loose thier tensile strngth and rote too quickly compared to mad made fiber ropes so i can understand why it isn't used there. But if it is true on the paper, maybe even wool/clothe/linen, then it should be in use somewere. Maybe it just costs more then the methods we are using today? Acording to the wiki, hemp cost about six times as much as wood to make paper from.

      Canada has decriminalized hemp to the point that a speeding ticket almost carry a stiffer penalty. They might be a good place to start.

    14. Re:Recycling paper packaging by the+unbeliever · · Score: 3, Funny

      I actually think this would work better, no?

    15. Re:Recycling paper packaging by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      I concede to your point, O Wise One.

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    16. Re:Recycling paper packaging by Moraelin · · Score: 1
      If this was true then i'm not sure why that hemp isn't mass produced for this purpose. For that matter why isn't hemp mass produced for this purpose in other countries were is isn't politicly incorect?


      And the simple answer to that question is: bingo. Hemp _is_ mass-produced already all over Europe (both eastern and western), and even in Canada. I don't know if anyone makes paper out of it, or not, but I do know that it is in fact mass-produced. At the moment only the USA has the weird "hemp == marijuana" attitude.
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    17. Re:Recycling paper packaging by Vo0k · · Score: 4, Funny

      1200 sheets of peper per acre per year timber=14.2 hemp=1200 which one would you decide to grow?

      Grammar of this sentence suggests too much hemp.

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    18. Re:Recycling paper packaging by not+already+in+use · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, Hemp is not a weed. The term weed refers to any unwanted vegetative growth, which of course is in the eye of the beholder. But I see where you're coming from, cuz hemp comes from the same place as weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed maaaaaaan.

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    19. Re:Recycling paper packaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You grow a tree of knowledge that teaches you to use periods, commas, and semicolons effectively and appropriately to ensure the ability of your readers to comprehend your message without needing to re-read it.

    20. Re:Recycling paper packaging by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Paper is a friggin' waste to recycle. It's biodegradable for one.

      Paper in landfills does not degrade.

      The tree's used to make it in the U.S. all come from tree farms. These trees are grown specifically for this purpose

      What do you think used to be on the land where "tree farms" are planted? When paper is recycled, there's less need for tree farms, and real forest could be allowed to return to those areas.

      (Of course, wood is a lousy feedstock to make paper out of in the first place; hemp, jutte, or bamboo would be much more sensible.

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    21. Re:Recycling paper packaging by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Add in a few congressmen and William Hurst with heavy investments in DuPont and suddenly you have people in a position to create a wide spread misconception and a political movement to solve that misconception.

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    22. Re:Recycling paper packaging by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Mass produced for what? Err i mean what industry or final product. I did a quick google search and came up with some fringe groups selling non-THC seeds and some small amounts of cloathing materials and a shit load of papers saying it would be a good idea to use hemp for everything from gasoline to toiletpaper.

      And as far as i know, the Hemp==marijuana attitude is only because the THC in industrial hemp (less then 1%THC) as well as two cannibiods can be extracted and used as a drug. I'm not sure if this is remotley econimical feasible or not. I'm going to guess that it is just smoke screen for thier belief that people will try to claim thier indica gold was industrial and they didn't know the difference.

      I must admit that I am a little Biased in this. I have a friend who thinks Hemp will save the world because you can make gasoline from it, motor oil, paper from it, composite wood beam with a stronger tensile strength then traditional building material for less of a price, He is even convinced that there is enougn nutrience in hemp that you could live off eating it and just water.

      He got this from some book that said not inly this, but that we stoped using hemp ropes because or Dupont, 3M or whatever and the book evidently over look manila rope sources and thier benifits.

    23. Re:Recycling paper packaging by jguthrie · · Score: 1
      Each pound of paper that goes into landfills and which does not degrade is three pounds of carbon dioxide that had been taken out of the atmosphere.

      The discussion about whether or not a different sort of plant would be a better choice as a source of the fiber is interesting, but misses the point, at least partially. It seems likely to me that, should a different fiber be used instead of wood, much of the same land that is under cultivation for wood pulp would also be under cultivation for whatever plant you chose to replace it with, or some other cash crop.

    24. Re:Recycling paper packaging by LeonardsLiver · · Score: 1

      I, for one....hold one....ok... I, for one, welcome our new...one sec... ok... I, for one, welcome our new hemp farming overlords... sweet...

    25. Re:Recycling paper packaging by B1 · · Score: 1

      Each pound of paper that goes into landfills and which does not degrade is three pounds of carbon dioxide that had been taken out of the atmosphere.

      So in fact, it's actually a good thing that the paper doesn't degrade in landfills. Think of paper as basically one giant sheet of carbon dioxide in a fixated form. Essentially, making paper is really just one of the steps in removing carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. You see, paper comes from trees, and trees grow by using atmospheric carbon dioxide (and water and sunlight). Essentially, trees act as carbon dioxide sponges, cleansing the air. Just like sponges, eventually they get saturated and lose their cleaning power. So, what you do is you make paper out of the trees, then you bury the paper. since the paper never degrades, the carbon dioxide is never released back to the atmosphere. You also plant new trees in place of the old ones, so that the cycle can repeat.

      I think I understand now :)

    26. Re:Recycling paper packaging by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Paper is a friggin' waste to recycle. It's biodegradable for one.


      Yes, paper is biodegradable. However, if you seal it in a plastic trash bag and dump it in a land-fill, that's not going to do anybody any good, is it? Recycling paper may cost just as much energy as it did to create it in the first place, but that's better than locking it away from the environment forever.

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    27. Re:Recycling paper packaging by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      God I hope you run a spellchecker before your book goes to press.

    28. Re:Recycling paper packaging by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Being that I am currently writing a book on the topic, I feel qualified to say this 1 acre of hemp will produce up to 3 times as much paper pulp as 1 acre of timber On top of that you get up to 4 yields a year when it is 7 years for 1 yield of timber

      But let me guess, either because of the war on drugs, we can't use hemp for paper -- or -- the paper from hemp is coarser and not as shiney white as people would like and they won't use it.

      I just know there's some incredibly stupid reason why people aren't using hemp for more paper products. Toilet tissue for example.

      The fact that, er, on paper it's so much more economically viable screams of the likelihood that we don't use it. But, maybe I'm just a cynic. :(

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    29. Re:Recycling paper packaging by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      The fact that, er, on paper it's so much more economically viable screams of the likelihood that we don't use it.

      He left a lot out. You don't irrigate timber farms. They're pretty much plant and forget... They're also frequently planted in places where your options are timber farm, or forrest. Field of (insert your favorite crop here) isn't an option for environmental reasons. Then there is diversification of your investment. What can you make the hemp into? Paper, crappy rope, or crappy cloth? When it comes time to harvest you don't have much flexability if your typical market is in the tank. With wood, you can make lumber (several varieties), paper, heating fuel, etc... And best of all, you can make the most valuable (lumber), and use the scraps for the least valuable (paper). Plus, good paper is made out of non-tree fibers already anyway.

      He gave you numbers for higher yields. Those numbers don't mean lower costs.

    30. Re:Recycling paper packaging by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "I always heard it was the cotton industy that lobbied to make hemp illegal."

      I think it's the naming. Ask non-pothead in the US if they would support making hemp legal to make paper out of only and they'd probably say god no.

      But if you asked if they would support using The Paper® Plant to make paper out of and of course they'd say yes. You just need some company to trademark a low THC variety of hemp as The Paper® Plant

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  2. TI Chip Samples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regardless of how few or many samples you request from Texas Instruments, they ship it out in something about the size of a shoebox. I've gotten single tiny surface mount chips sent that way.

    1. Re:TI Chip Samples by gradedcheese · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine received a single-quantity SMT chip sample from Analog in about a 4"x1" box, overnighted from Singapore. It beat my National chip sample, which came in a padded envelope that had tread marks from when the UPS truck had run over it. The reasonable samples they seem to send are the ones digikey distributes, where they put the chip, a ton of really clever padding, and a nice brochure into the standard digikey 'small' box. 'seems like a huge waste but it's not as bad as what they do in-house.

    2. Re:TI Chip Samples by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      HP and Insight paired up to give us a good one. We ordered from Insight the "Advanced Pack" for HPs integrated Lights Out (iLO) feature on a Proliant server. This was several years ago when they had just started including the "basic" iLO for free on all their servers.

      We recieved from Insight a box about 3/4 the size of a standard tower computer box. We opened it up to find a box the size you'd expect to find a full-sized array controller card in, plus a few large shipping air-bladders.

      We opened up the array-controller sized box to find foam egg crate packaging securing what looked like a cd sleeve.

      We opened up the CD sleeve to find inside the front cover, a number. We then used that number to "unlock" the "advanced features" that had really been there all the time.

      The thing that I think makes this packaging especially over the top is that the number could have just as easily been put in a plain text email. "Shipping" and "packaging" were not even necessary to get this into our hands. We would have gotten it faster, cheaper and it would have cost them less to do it.

      After all that, I'm afraid to say it actually got a little worse. The truth is, we didn't really order just one of them; we ordered three. All came packaged exactly the same way. Insight didn't make any effort to consolidate the smaller boxes into just one of the larger ones.

      TW

    3. Re:TI Chip Samples by zoo · · Score: 1

      We received a couple of racks worth of HP machines for a cluster, which included Ethernet and Myrinet connectivity. Each cable for the interconnect (3 Ethernet and 1 Myrinet Fiber cable) came individually twist-tied (twice, on opposite sides of the coil), bagged (sealed, not zip lock, nor open), encased in egg-crate foam, placed into a small cardboard box, and labelled with a unique serial number. Fortunately, these were collected into a couple of larger shipping boxes, but these boxes were only filled to about 1/3 capacity, the remainder of the space was filled with expanded foam peanuts AND sealed air bubble packaging. Each weighed (maybe) 10 pounds. We got 6 such boxes.

    4. Re:TI Chip Samples by mikael · · Score: 1

      Multinational companies are reputed to do things like that, because marketroids beliveve that the "adventure" of unwrapping a large box gives the customer a feelgood factor.

      The worst packaging I have seen was back in the late 1980's. Our boss put in an order for a good few hundred state-of-the-art 80286 MS-DOS PC's. This went through to central purchasing and out to IBM, who promptly sent us a whole load of PS/2's bundled as a set of 3-metre palette cubes transported by lorry. We couldn't get the cubes off the lorry, so we had to open them right there. Each cube was about 40% packed with S and 8 shaped polysytrene beads, which eventually spilled all over the car park and let to some interesting fluid dynamic visualisations of airflow around an office block.

      When our boss found out what had been delivered, he demanded that the whole lot be sent straight back.

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    5. Re:TI Chip Samples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the same code would actually work for each one.

  3. Not really packaging as much as marketing... by boog3r · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about the P-P-P-Powerbook?

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    1. Re:Not really packaging as much as marketing... by AsmCoder8088 · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest thing I've read all week! Great find :D

    2. Re:Not really packaging as much as marketing... by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      That's a 2 year old internet meme. Like "Hyakugojyuuichi" or "All your base."

      If you missed it, take a look here since you're clearly missing out on your cultural heritage.

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  4. Shipping package by Akardam · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know about the actual boxes, but we just got 3x software boxes (standard book sized), one each in a 1' cubed shipping box. This from one of the largest distributors in the country.

    Talk about driving up the shipping price...

  5. Dell batteries by FueledByRamen · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, not laptop batteries; CMOS batteries. Standard CR2032 button cells. We had a batch of machines (SX270), a few of which shipped with CMOS batteries going bad, so we RMA'd for 5 new CMOS batteries. (as was policy at the time -- might as well get all of our warranty support that we can, and such.)

    We received a box about 12 x 12 x 8 inches. This box contained 5 inner boxes, each about the size of a standard retail software box. Inside each box, the top and bottom were covered in eggcarton foam. In the center of each box was a single CMOS battery.

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    1. Re:Dell batteries by mnmn · · Score: 1

      I have you beat

      I recently received a DIMM in its antistatic sleeve in a box 10x14x8 or something. Pull out all the crappy paper, and the sleeve had slid under the bottom cardboard flaps, and almost fell out from underneath the box.

      One of our suppliers always ships items in this box size.

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    2. Re:Dell batteries by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got half-a-dozen lithium batteries with little wire leads for soldering into PCBs. Some helpful person had packed them into antistatic foam before shipping. Which is conductive. Think about it.

    3. Re:Dell batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I ordered 5 replacement rubber feet for a dell laptop, I received 5 separate boxes (about 20x20x7 cm), with glued in foam padding, each containing one small ziplock bag with exactly one of the adhesive rubber feet each. The really funny thing about that is that the feet obviously came on a much larger sheet and had been cut out and packaged by hand. The same has happened each of the 3 or 4 times I have ordered new feet (for different laptops).

    4. Re:Dell batteries by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I've given up on replacements. I just carefully scrub the old adhesive off and expoxy them in place now.

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    5. Re:Dell batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got multiple cat5 and telephone cables each packaged in a largish-shoebox-sized box, each carefully wrapped in bubbles. Why all of then couldn't be tossed into the same box, I never found out.

  6. We got that one too... by palndrumm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yesterday we got what sounds like the exact same package. A big box containing nothing but a single slip of paper... why they couldn't stick it in an envelope (or even just an email) is beyond me. I can only assume Microsoft has paid FedEx some massive amount for a bulk lot of as many of those boxes as they feel like sending, because we always get the same sized box from MS, whether it's a dozen CDs plus technical documentation, or a just a single CD or piece of paper.

    The other one I always wonder about is why Dell feels the need to seal every single component inside the box of a new PC in plastic, even if it's just a single sheet of paper...

    1. Re:We got that one too... by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Informative
      The other one I always wonder about is why Dell feels the need to seal every single component inside the box of a new PC in plastic, even if it's just a single sheet of paper...


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    2. Re:We got that one too... by cecille · · Score: 1

      I just bought gift certificates from a certain company that shall remain nameless. They DO package them in an envelope, which is nice, but then they charge $14 for shipping, and it's literally going a distance I can travel in 40 minutes by car. For $14 I'd expect at least a box or something, but no...

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    3. Re:We got that one too... by real+gumby · · Score: 1
      The other one I always wonder about is why Dell feels the need to seal every single component inside the box of a new PC in plastic, even if it's just a single sheet of paper...
      That's easy. It guarantees that everything is together in one piece (and marginally might reduce the chance of snagging). If your job is to pack a dell box it's then "grab one unit out of bin 462, place in box. Then grab one unit out of bin 874 and place in box" and so on. No need to write an additional sentence as to what constitutes "one unit".
  7. dabs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a router, housed in a box 75cm x 50cm x 35cm

  8. All boxed up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "so what is the worst example of excessive tech packaging you've received?""

    The browser that slashdot came in.

  9. Net order hardware resellers are the worst by MadLep · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Bought a tiny home firewall online. About 15cm x 10cm x 3cm (6in x 4in x 1in for the metrically impaired).

    First the firewall was bubble wrapped. OK. Then the bubble wrap had a cardboard support. Fine. Then the OEM box box - this is where it starts to get crazy. That was easily 40cm x 20cm x 10cm. It was shrink wrapped, and then wrapped in another layour of bubble wrap by the reseller, and packed with scrunched up newspaper. It was then put in another box which must have been about 60cm x 40cm x 20cm. All of which was taped up and put inside a courier bag.

    Now I'm not keen on damaged mail order goods, but that is just getting silly.

  10. Sun StoreEdge Power Cables by brsmith4 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I recently purchased two StoreEdge units with about 12 TB of storage... each unit has two power supplies and hence requires two power cords. Each cord came packaged in its own box, the size of a thick laptop with the four boxes arriving inside another larger box. Each piece of software, of which they shipped two copies, was also shipped in some weird boxing while arriving inside the box the unit itself came in.

    Totally fucking absurd. Why the hell do four powercables need to be shipped in four separate boxes? Why do CDs already in sleeves, need to be boxed twice before being put into yet another box?

    Sorry for the rant. That experience really brought out the violently fanatic "environmentalist" in me. It reminded me of an endless matrioshka sans the artistic angle.

    1. Re:Sun StoreEdge Power Cables by buysse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sun is horrible about power cables. The worst part is that there's basically no way to say "Don't bloody send them," and we can't use the ones they provide. They send a wall plug cable, we need C13 cables for the rack power management we use. Each power cable, no matter what you buy, is shipped in an oversized box, from a different warehouse (usually). Frackin' ridiculous.

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    2. Re:Sun StoreEdge Power Cables by berashith · · Score: 1

      I was hoping someone would bring this up. Buy a Sun rack (with PDU) full of Sun Hardware, and you will manage to receieve a box large enough to be buried in full of hundreds of little boxes of cables, most of which can't be used because they don't fit the power distribution included in the same order. Try telling them not to do it, they have no clue how to stop. I think it is an insider effort to keep the bottom line in the red.

      Anything cheap, 1 million times, is expensive.

    3. Re:Sun StoreEdge Power Cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason for doing this is because each cord was probably packed by machinery automatically and then shipped to you they cant buy separate packing machinery to pack your 4 cords as apposed to another persons 1 cord

  11. Some is better than one by darkrowan · · Score: 1

    At least you got some kinda of protective packaging, over-the-top notwithstanding. I just had a user send in a laptop in a FedEx box... WITHOUT A LICK OF PADDING!!! I'm surprised the sucker turned on (or exploded, though the batter is not on recall). The top of the case was dinged all to hell because the spacer used just happened to be the users power supply. Yeah, some padding there... dumbass.

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    1. Re:Some is better than one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I just had a user send in a laptop in a FedEx box... WITHOUT A LICK OF PADDING!!! I'm surprised the sucker turned on (or exploded, though the batter is not on recall). The top of the case was dinged all to hell because the spacer used just happened to be the users power supply. Yeah, some padding there... dumbass.

      The really dumbass part is that FedEx has nifty specialized laptop shipping boxes that they will give you for free.

    2. Re:Some is better than one by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      I just had a user send in a laptop in a FedEx box... WITHOUT A LICK OF PADDING!!!

      Jeez, I got a cold chill up my spine when I read this. We've had more than one of these over the years. Sometimes it happened with the variation that they'd use a single layer of the tiniest bubble wrap they could find.

      Ignoring the fact that these users are abviously clueless about the dangers of shipping and the fragility of laptops, they were pretty clever about one thing. It just so happens that the regular FedEx shipping box is just the perfect size for a normal 14" laptop with no padding. They must have felt like absolute geniuses as they slid that sucker into the box ("IT will be so happy I found this perfect box!").

      TW

    3. Re:Some is better than one by Chiron80 · · Score: 1

      I had a similar experience ordering 2 APC UPSs from Tiger Direct.

      They shipped one unit in it's retail box, no outside packaging, just a mailing label stuck on the box. This unit arrived fine.

      The other unit they shipped with no retail box, and no packaging at all! Picture a 20.5 lbs (9.32 kg) power supply that is roughly shoebox sized (9" x 4" x 12.75"), placed in a cardboard box that was easily 15" x 24" x 24". I heard the usual "ding-dong THUD" of the delivery man dropping my packages on my porch (which he does with all my packages), go to pick up the box, and the UPS basically falls out of the bottom of the box. I picked it up, turned it over, and heard a rattle. I returned it the next day, didn't even bother checking if it worked.

  12. A power cable... by Colitis · · Score: 1

    I once got a power cable air-freighted from Malaysia. Don't ask me what Dell thought they were doing! (It apparently was supposed to go with a server we'd ordered).

    What's even funnier is that I didn't find out what was in the box until *after* I'd been notified that it had been delivered to a building across town, and that the courier company had to go and pick it up from there and deliver it to me at the proper location, for free courtesy of their screwup.

  13. Logitech V200 mouse by 200_success · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Logitech V200 cordless mouse comes in plastic packaging that is so thick, I would say that a circular saw is the most appropriate tool for opening it. It's probably at least twice as thick as it needs to be. I think that the only explanation for that is to make you so thoroughly mangle the package that you would feel bad about returning it if you change your mind.

    1. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by mnmn · · Score: 1

      I just received the same mouse.

      The packaging is just theft proof, cant hide it under your shirt and cant break it easily.

      I almost lost the blade on my box cutter, and still had to wrestle the mouse out of it.

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    2. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by generic-man · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know overpackaging of consumer electronics is bad when you can buy a special implement specifically designed to open it.

      (I have one of these. It's well worth $5. I don't work for the company though.)

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    3. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      Try shelling out for a decent folding knife. Scissors are pretty useless, as you describe, and razor blades are often too thin, but a sharp knife with a good blade will go right through just about any plastic packaging. Something like this is nice because you can find 'em on sale and they're good enough to do the job.

    4. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      All good nerds should have a leatherman! I've lost count of the number of occasions that having a leatherman saved my hide. The screw driver in em is about perfect for PC screws, the sharp knife (made from high grade steel) opens almost anything, including fingers if not careful, and there are a host of other tools including a bottle opener for those home made root beers that you put in pop-top bottles.

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    5. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      If its just to open the packaging, I think they should provide the knife at those prices!

      I can see that is probably for anti-theft measures. But it excessive for a mouse. Most last less than a year. Think of all the wasted packaging every year when someone buys a mouse.

      Maybe rethinking retail displays is in hand. Put everything behind-the-counter. At least this way they can reduce packaging.

    6. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by awing0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that knife isn't decent at all. I've had one of those and it's just a piece of shit. Get a good knife:

      Columbia River Knife & Tool
      Benchmade
      SOG

      These companies make about the nicest mass produced (not handmade) folders you can buy. They are a little expensive, but well worth it. The models I linked too are just personal preference.

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    7. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A good pair of scissors or even kitchen shears will open any of these hard plastic heat-sealed packages. You just make your cut on the first flat surface to the inside of the heat-sealing line. I've opened literally hundreds of them this way. The idea that someone would spend even $5 on this little widget good for only one thing, that will sit in a drawer when you're not opening these packages, when a pair of scissors will do the job... it just makes me shake my head.

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    8. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      All good nerds should know that the gerber multi-tool beats the living daylights out of the leatherman. Even the "wave" leatherman is harder on your hands when using the pliers than the base model gerber. Gerber also makes some of the best blades on the planet, and the blades in their multi-tool are no exception. The normal blade is a fairly ordinary and lower-end gerber blade, it's plenty sharp but not nearly as impressive as the saw, which lasts fucking forever and is damned near sharp enough to shave with. The first and only time I was careless enough to cut myself with it, I shaved off literally a single layer of skin. Didn't even hurt, and looked really neat.

      There's an add-on for the gerber tool that comes with a little adapter that goes on the philips and turns it into a hex drive so you can use replacable bits. It comes with an extended sheath that hides the adapter and up to four bits behind the tool.

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    9. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by generic-man · · Score: 1

      "I'm a consumer whore... and how!"

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    10. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to ask: what are you doing to your mice that they last less than a year? (I know i'm slightly different, but i've had the same marble mouse for the past few years here at the office, and I use cadd all day long. Most of the people in the office still have the same mouse the computer came with it when they bought it many years ago)

    11. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Great letter...

      except you made my eyes bleed... green. Please, for the love of the Internet tubes, lay off all the green.

    12. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have this mouse in stock too. A few weeks ago i accidently found out that the back of the packaging is perforated. Just bend a corner and it splits open.

    13. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      The funny part is, the guy that invented this tool, is the same guy that invented the damn packaging.

    14. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by celery+stalk · · Score: 1

      I checked out the packaging at Best Buy today, and found exactly what you said. Apparently you're supposed to be able to bend the back bump of the package at the bottom, and like you said, the plastic is perforated to tear open. If nothing else, a sharp knife should be able to cut the perforations a lot safer than anywhere else on the package.

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    15. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      Less than a year? So, what am I doing with this 4 or 5 year old Logitech wheel mouse? Granted the colour on the buttons has yellowed where my fingers rest on it, and the textured plastic on the sides of the mouse have turned smooth, and the red light in a blue mouse bothered me, so I replaced it with a white one, but it still works great. Maybe when the price of laser mice goes down a bit, I'll consider picking up one of those and finally retire this one.

      Maybe rethinking retail displays is in hand. Put everything behind-the-counter.
      Yes, but then staff would need to be increased. For a $40 mouse, I'm betting the small chance of losing one or two occasionally is cheaper than keeping additional staff on hand at all times.
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    16. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      You forgot one.

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    17. Re:Logitech V200 mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pentagon Elite (SOG) is the best knife chassis I've ever had, but the blade isn't too hot. Its a gray powdercoat finish that likes to surface rust if it gets dry (so you have to oil it every now and then), and it doesn't hold an edge real well. I'd still recommend it on the chassis/action alone, and the blade shape is good enough, but be prepared to do a little maintenance on it. The blade tends to be good for punching through things and cutting with the mid-blade while its inserted... good for opening boxes and whatnot.

      I carry either one of those or a Cold Steel Scimitar. The Scimitar looks really odd, but it fits my hand like a glove, opens and closes easily with one hand (though in a less slick manner than the SOG), and has a well polished blade with good edge retention. The blade is good for slashing things, and terrific for cutting on a flat surface, it cuts precisely on paper, rope, leather, etc with good control.

      You should be able to find either knife for $50-$60 if you look around. Personally, I want a Pentagon Elite chassis with a Cold Steel blade, that would be the ultimate pocketknife.

      Also, avoid CRKT, their knives rust like madmen.

  14. Apple by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

    When I ordered a mini-DVI to DVI adapter from Apple (it fits in my hand... it's just two ends with a little 2" stretch of wire) it came in the box that looked like it could ship a couple large tech manuals. Why? I never understood.

  15. This guy has you ALL beat. by jgaynor · · Score: 5, Funny

    disclaimer: not my picture - found it on 4chan /G (probably nsfw) a while ago and saved it because it was so damn funny. Anyway here it is - an SD card and it's packaging (from newegg if I remember correctly).

    1. Re:This guy has you ALL beat. by no_such_user · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it -- I was going to post the pic of the microSD card which shipped in that same sized box, also from Newegg. The card is literally smaller than my fingernail, and shipped in a box which could hold THOUSANDS of them.

    2. Re:This guy has you ALL beat. by krunchyfrog · · Score: 0

      For a moment I was searching what was in the box. Then I saw the SD card.

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    3. Re:This guy has you ALL beat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a box about that size from Amazon back in March...Actual box size was 45cmx45cmx15cm.
      Contents..qty 1, 1Gb Xd media card. We almost tossed the memory card out with the packing it
      got stuck to!

  16. Telecom equipment by linuxwrangler · · Score: 2, Funny

    I recently got some telecom equipment (DS3 Mux, patch panels, etc.). It arrived in several medium to large sized boxes. I opened one. Under a large wad of paper padding was....one patch cable for the mux. No, not a big cable but a thin 18" cable. In another box was...the other patch cable. I kept opening similar boxes till there was a very small pile of equipment and a huge pile of boxes and paper in the middle of the room.

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  17. Does overkill on media count? by smbarbour · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If overkill on media counts, I once bought a copy of the original EGA version of Lemmings. It came on a 5 1/4" CD. The data itself was a total of 512K. The game would have fit on a double -density 5 1/4" floppy.

    Now if we are talking about shipping packages, I receive 1 or 2 floppy disks per month via overnight FedEx from one of our data vendors. It comes in a padded FedEx envelope stuffed in a small FedEx shipping box. The real kicker: The files on the disk are e-mailed to us as well. We have never used the content from the actual disks. I just peel off the labels and add them to a stack at my desk.

    1. Re:Does overkill on media count? by andersbergh · · Score: 0

      Not all new computers come with floppy readers anymore, so I guess distributing those games on CD's instead makes sense. I know my computer didn't come with one. And besides, CD's are really cheap these days, no?

    2. Re:Does overkill on media count? by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 3, Interesting
      To back up the other reply:-

      My father, a medical statistician, was one of the authors of a book on skeletal maturity http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0702025119/ref=sr _11_1/002-0416510-2702407?ie=UTF8. I was asked to provide a program to accompany the book so that paedeatricians wouldn't need to do the complex maths that goes from measuring x-rays to assessing growth. This was a simple VC++ routine which came to less than 200Kb. The publishers insisted that it should be on a CD, not a floppy, because

      • They were geared up to use CDs
      • The end users couldn't be guaranteed to have a floppy drive available
      So, in packaging terms the space wastage was enormous, but in marketing terms it was the sensible decision.
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    3. Re:Does overkill on media count? by fatcow · · Score: 0

      Wrong

      The 5.25" disk was 360K in size in the majority of cases.

      You're talking about 3.5" Double density 720Kb disk which was superceded by 3.5" High-Density 1.44Mb capacity.

    4. Re:Does overkill on media count? by jrmcferren · · Score: 1

      You mean 3.5 inch floppy. The or High-Density 5.25 inch floppy.

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    5. Re:Does overkill on media count? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The publishers insisted that it should be on a CD, not a floppy...in packaging terms the space wastage was enormous, but in marketing terms it was the sensible decision.

      I don't get how it wasted space (unless you mean data capacity). Most CDs included in books are in plastic or paper envelopes glued inside the back cover. A floppy is rather too thick to do that, it would need to be separately packaged. Also, it's a lot easier, and cheaper, to press CDs than floppies nowadays. I doubt there are many places that could duplicate floppies in bulk these days anyway.

    6. Re:Does overkill on media count? by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 1
      The parent post, to which I was replying, was commenting about the media overkill (his words) when using a CD when a floppy would have had sufficient capacity. As such my comment
      in packaging terms the space wastage was enormous
      refers, as did the parent, to using a meduim capable of storing 700Mb to hold 200Kb, so yes, I did mean data capacity, as did the parent.
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    7. Re:Does overkill on media count? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Um... a double-density, double-sided 5.25" floppy holds only 360KB.

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    8. Re:Does overkill on media count? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Until you use a hole punch to create a new notch on the other side, allowing you to flip it over and write to both sides.

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    9. Re:Does overkill on media count? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      It came on a 5 1/4" CD.

      Did they at least point you in the direction of a company that manufactures a 5-1/4" CD drive?

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    10. Re:Does overkill on media count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      360K floppies were double-sided, idiot. The only single-sided floppies on the PC platform were 160K and 180K. You were probably thinking of punching a hole in a 720K floppy to make the drive think it was a 1.4MB floppy. That would sometimes work, but usually not for long because 720K floppies had physically larger magnetic "grains" than the 1.4MB jobs.

    11. Re:Does overkill on media count? by TheGreek · · Score: 2, Funny
      Um... a double-density, double-sided 5.25" floppy holds only 360KB.
      Until you use a hole punch to create a new notch on the other side, allowing you to flip it over and write to both sides.
      ...

      Quit now while you're not so far behind.
    12. Re:Does overkill on media count? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I did mean data capacity, as did the parent.

      Really? "In packaging terms" does rather look like you're talking about physical volume (as after all is TFA's topic). And preferably be a little more clear beforehand rather than condescending later.

    13. Re:Does overkill on media count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the EGA days and 5.25" floppies were days when not too many people had CD readers. (Mid 80s) The standard floppy that computers have now, which a lot of non-technical people call "hard disks" are 3.5" that came out afterward. EGA's high resolution mode was 640×350 pixels w/ a 16 color pallette that could look like 64 colors. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhanced_Graphics_Ada pter

    14. Re:Does overkill on media count? by smbarbour · · Score: 1

      You seem to have been raised in the IBM era of personal computers. There was a time (specifically in the Apple II days), when the only way to write to the second side of the floppy was to put a notch in the other side of the disk and flip it over. There were even special disk-punching tools to do this.

      Unfortunately, near the end of the usable life of our Apple IIc, it was nearly impossible to find suitable floppies. They only 5 1/4" floppies readily available were high-density 1.2 MB floppies, which are very unreliable in a drive that doesn't know how to handle them.

      (Useless trivia: Did you know that typing the command PR#7 on an Apple IIc would boot the second floppy drive?)

    15. Re:Does overkill on media count? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      If overkill on media counts, I once bought a copy of the original EGA version of Lemmings. It came on a 5 1/4" CD. The data itself was a total of 512K. The game would have fit on a double -density 5 1/4" floppy.

      Really? I could have sworn that 500kB > 360kB.

      You would need a high density 5.25" floppy to hold a 500kB game.

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    16. Re:Does overkill on media count? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Most CDs included in books are in plastic or paper envelopes glued inside the back cover. A floppy is rather too thick to do that, it would need to be separately packaged.

      Before everyone had a CD-ROM drive, books and magazines used to come with 3.5" floppies. Some of them even came with 5.25" floppies, which are at least flexible. Either way, you're wrong, and I call shenanigans. None of those floppies were ever bad when I got them.

      --
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    17. Re:Does overkill on media count? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      You seem to have been raised in the IBM era of personal computers. There was a time (specifically in the Apple II days), when the only way to write to the second side of the floppy was to put a notch in the other side of the disk and flip it over. There were even special disk-punching tools to do this.

      You seem to be undereducated, because there was another way: you could replace the r/w notch protection sensor with a switch, which would also allow you to write to protected floppies without anyone being the wiser.

      I never had problems getting 360 kB floppies, but that's because I lived in Santa Cruz, which meant I could take the bus up to Scotts Valley and go dumpster diving at Seagate and Mountain (the old floppy-bus tape backup guys) both of whom discarded probably literally tons of floppies a year, to say nothing of the packaging that they came with. This was before the whole recycling push...

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    18. Re:Does overkill on media count? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Either way, you're wrong, and I call shenanigans. None of those floppies were ever bad when I got them.

      "Shenanigans"? WTF? And who said the floppies would be "bad".

      Also, the binding for floppies, certainly 3.5" floppies, is certainly much more bulky and expensive than for a CD, requiring changes in design. I work in book publishing, gluing in a CD envelope is a trivial afterthought, adding a floppy would be much more expensive, usually they used a thick insert bound with the pages. With magazines, I recall the magazine was usually bagged. I'm not saying it can't be done, but it is not simple and a major cost -- compared to the printing cost of typically one or two dollars.

    19. Re:Does overkill on media count? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Magazine floppies were USUALLY bagged but not always. I definitely have had some in cardboard sleeves. I've also had floppies sealed into a plastic sleeve just like the ones CDs come in. If there is a reason for floppies to cost more, it's not the thickness (they're thicker by like what, half again? whoopee) but the manufacturing cost of a floppy with data on it to begin with. CDs are stamped out by the zillion, and when you stamp them they have data on them. Floppies must have the data copied onto them, which adds a ton of time to the process. Plus, a floppy disk has at least seven parts; two disk halves, two disk half isolators or wtfever you call that paper gauze glued to the case parts, that's four; it's got a door and a spring, that's two more, and finally, it's got the disc itself, which is one part but actually made of two pieces, the disc and the hub. If you count the label, that's another piece, since floppies are relatively difficult to print on. CDs have three pieces, two plastic layers and a metal layer, and are glued together in one swell foop by a machine.

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    20. Re:Does overkill on media count? by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      My dad did that with his Atari 810 floppy drive. He put in a three-position switch (always protected, normal sensor, never protected) and an LED to indicate whether the disk was write-protected.

    21. Re:Does overkill on media count? by mibus · · Score: 1

      the EGA days and 5.25" floppies were days when not too many people had CD readers.
      The OP never says when he bought it (just "I once..."), so it may not have been 20 years ago.

      Assuming it was more recently, CDs:
        * Are cheap to mass-manufacture
        * Have comparably low failure rates
        * Are more reliable
        * Are more likely to be supported (and working) on a random PC.
            (I can't count the number of 5 1/4 drives I've killed over the years, and I can't think of one CD drive I've killed).

    22. Re:Does overkill on media count? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      If there is a reason for floppies to cost more, it's not the thickness

      I was referring not to the cost of the floppies (though it is higher), but the binding into the book. And I was talking specifically about books; magazines often have a lot of crap bound in and attached otherwsie, and higher printing costs all around, so it's not a big deal for them.

  18. Serial cable by JanneM · · Score: 3, Funny

    A perfectly normal serial cable, 3 meters long. It was sent by Digital to use with a PDP-11 in the datacenter. The cable was wound a few times to about 60cm diameter and put in an antistatic bag. The bag was put in one of those white, silky paper-like protection bags, wrapped in bubble-wrap and placed in a flat cardboard box, about 70x70x10cm. That box had been placed in the center of a box around 100x100x60cm, surrounded by those plastic impact-resistant "beans".

    No wonder that company went under.

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    1. Re:Serial cable by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      > No wonder that company [digital] went under.

      There's more to the story. It was actually a combination of several spin-offs and a buyout by Compaq, which was in turn bought out by Hewlett-Packard.

      Check out wikipedia for a nice summary:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Equipment_Com pany#Closing_DEC.27s_business

  19. The worst... by dreamer-of-rules · · Score: 4, Funny

    UPS delivered a large box to our work about 30"x20"x12".. nearly large enough for the tape library we ordered. Inside was some plastic balloon padding and another heavy-duty shipping box about the size of a briefcase. Inside that was a tiny box containing a plastic bag containing a stupid promotional pen... and the warranty paper for the Quantum tape library.

    The pen is pinned to my cubicle wall. I think I referred to the warranty paper once.

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    1. Re:The worst... by Keith+Russell · · Score: 1
      UPS delivered...

      Well, there ya go. If I was shipping something via UPS, I'd over-pad my boxes, too.

      I sometimes wonder if parcels handled by UPS didn't make their way from the road to my porch by the driver hanging the box out the back of the truck, racing down the road at high speed, then executing a handbrake turn in front of my house.

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    2. Re:The worst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this is the worst: We got two boxes from a pharma company, each 3' on all sides. Inside the insulation was dry ice, then an inner box filled with packing peanuts, then a small cardboard box. Inside the box: bubble wrap around shrink wrap, around a bottle smaller than a hotel shampoo bottle. Inside the bottle was 5 mg of chemical. There was one bottle in each monsterous box.

  20. Who needs all that packaging? by mainform · · Score: 1

    The amount of space in the boxes of the mobile phones I buy never ceases to amaze me. The box the phone itself comes in isn't that big usually, most of the space is taken up by the wall wart but other than that it seems fairly compact. However, then the network provider who sells me the phone usually takes it upon themselves to also package the phone's box in their own box so they don't have to send their employees running around getting me network documentation/new SIM cards which I normally throw out, they can just use the bolted-on space they've created to package everything in one go. If I'm lucky, separating all these parts from each other doesn't take very long, but I have had experiences where I couldn't get at the contents of the box without breaking the packaging first, and you can say goodbye to any returns policy the store might have if you do wreck it.

    I also have several generations Logic Audio. The contents of each package are the installer CD(s) or floppy disks, the dongle and the instruction manual. The latter most you could easily mistake for a phone book if it was the same colour, but I digress. The size of the packaging is enourmous! I've been using the old boxes as bookends, as they're rather sturdy, but I do get disappointed that the coolest part of the package isn't even something physical, especially since they're so large.

    1. Re:Who needs all that packaging? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The amount of space in the boxes of the mobile phones I buy never ceases to amaze me. The box the phone itself comes in isn't that big usually, most of the space is taken up by the wall wart but other than that it seems fairly compact.

      I have a V555. The box is probably only ten or fifteen the times the volume of the mobile phone, which isn't very much. Boxes need to be a certain minimum size so that they are apprehendable. You want to present your message to the customer. This is also why CDs originally came in those big cardboard inserts; the music companies were distressed that suddenly they were about to lose all that real estate provided by the sleeve of an LP, and they ended up with the cardboard sleeve so they still had half the space, as opposed to only about a quarter of it.

      However, then the network provider who sells me the phone usually takes it upon themselves to also package the phone's box in their own box so they don't have to send their employees running around getting me network documentation/new SIM cards which I normally throw out, they can just use the bolted-on space they've created to package everything in one go.

      My provider mailed me documentation and put my sim card in my new phone.

      Maybe your provider just sucks? My V555's box was effectively filled with manuals, earpiece, wall wart, and phone; It might have had 40% airspace but given the size of the box that is a very reasonable allowance for breakage avoidance.

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  21. Does a CD count as packaging? by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

    I recently installed some software and as part of the process it phoned home with machine details and the serial number so it could generate a license key. A couple of days later a CD arrived. It had one text file, which was the license key, which was 8 digits.

  22. Compaq advanced iLo license by afidel · · Score: 1

    The stupid Advanced iLo packs often come in a 12"x8"x8" box that contains a bunch of padding and a padded envelope that contains a cd case that has zero value, and the license number attached. They could just email me the license number or print it on a certificate with the server or something, but no I have to fill the dumpsters and landfills with this kind of crap.

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  23. Shipping Weight by bn557 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Every box has 2 weights to it as far as the shippers are concerned: physical weight, and volumetric weight.
    What probably happens is:

    Retail

    the manufacturer finds the optimum box size to relay the information they want on the box, then adjust that for the box that some number of them fit into, finally making adjustments for pallet packing. This final packaged box weight may or may not fall under the physical weight of the item. The reseller then has to add to the packaging when they send it to the consumer.

    OEM

    The reseller gets a bunch of parts together in some sort of skid container which needs packaging to be put into a box. These resellers get discounts when they order larger quantities of the boxes, and they know that customers hate paying a ton for shipping a trivial sizes, so they get boxes that they know the volumetric weight of. 13x9x7 inches is the rough 'universal' size in the industry I'm in that you can ship UPS and it will be 1lb by volume. 13x13x9 is the 1 lb by volume for air shipments.

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  24. maximum pc by spoop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maximum PC magazine received a few hard drives for review from a manufacturer they would not name, about a year about. What were they packaged in? Four CRATES, yes WOODEN CRATES, three of which were completely empty.

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    1. Re:maximum pc by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      Four CRATES, yes WOODEN CRATES, three of which were completely empty.
      You know that discussion some time ago on how computergames use too much wooden crates and that it makes them unrealistic? This changes the whole thing doesn't it?
    2. Re:maximum pc by BabaChazz · · Score: 1

      I saw that... it was actually a standard-sized shipping skid with three very solid cardboard boxes sandwiched between wooden layers. Two empty boxes. The third contained... one hard drive. One. Standard. 3.5". Hard drive.

    3. Re:maximum pc by Myself · · Score: 1

      You mean the Crate Review System? Yes, hilarious.

  25. SD cards? by crossmr · · Score: 1

    Have you seen some of the plastic packages for SD cars and the like? Tiny like 1 inch SD card framed in piece of plastic over 12 inches long and almost as wide.

    1. Re:SD cards? by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      I find the actual packaging slightly smaller - but bloody awkward to open. But then our work supplier will stick a single card in the same sized box that a shipment of 10 would come in. Yet for other stuff they'll use a sturdy envelope.

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    2. Re:SD cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Have you seen some of the plastic packages for SD cars and the like? Tiny like 1 inch SD card framed in piece of plastic over 12 inches long and almost as wide.

      Unfortunately thats an anti-theft measure, born from the early days when those chicklet sized cards typically cost $100+, they were a high profile theft item. Huge, impossible to open packaging sharply decreases inventory shrinkage.

    3. Re:SD cards? by crossmr · · Score: 1

      I bought my first digital camera 2 years ago at wal-mart. Not only were the SD cards in massive packages, they were in a locked cabinet...just seems like overkill.

    4. Re:SD cards? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      These days the SD cards are typically stored out of the case, but on those annoying racks you can't remove things from without help. Once they open the thing, they hand you the fucking package thereby proving that the whole thing is just stupid. Not as stupid as actually buying SD cards at wal-mart though; I did it once, and got a 1 GB card for sixty bucks. If you go to ecost.com and look around for a week or so, you'll probably find one for half that without a rebate. I did, anyway; I just got an 80x speed MiniSD with adapter for $30 shipped. It came in its big goofy plastic packaging, which was packed with the adapter and the card in their little plastic holding case, as well as some advertising for crap I won't buy like mp3 players with soldered flash instead of a CF slot. The whole thing was in a bubble-plastic/paper envelope, rather than a big cardboard box.

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  26. SD Memory by Ozwald · · Score: 1

    A $40 512MB SD Card from Tiger Direct in a shoebox. Really, an email to replace the catalog and a USPS stamped envelope would have increased their margins 10 fold.

    Oz

  27. Multiply packaged pieces of paper separately sent. by DaphneDiane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd ordered several software licensees for a Unix C++ compiler. Eventually a large box showed up at my cube. It was a full size computer/monitor box. Probably about 3 foot by 3 foot by 4 foot. Inside that box was another slightly smaller box that had a shipping label that showed that it had been shipped to from another facility to the facility that had shipped the larger box. Inside this box was yet another shipping box also with a label, inside that was a large legal size manila envelope with a mailing label. Inside of that was a white envelope (no mailing label this time). And finally inside of that was a single 4" by 5" sheet of paper containing one of the software license. I found it amazing that that sheet of paper made traveled through so many shipping facilities, each time getting another layer of boxes before finally arriving.

    The next license arrived similarly packed (only the large computer size box wasn't used for it.) My only guesses are either they wanted to impress upon us how valuable/expensive the license was, or that they had some sort of standardized shipping process that assumed everything was workstations.

  28. Intuit does this by generic-man · · Score: 1

    I buy TurboTax every year to do my taxes. The box has only gotten slightly smaller (along with the typical PC game/software box) but the contents of it have shrunk: first a manual, then a quick start guide, then a single sheet, then a CD in a plastic tray, then just a CD. The outside of the box has all sorts of colorful fold-out panels to tell you all about the software, but there is literally just a CD, inside a paper sleeve, in the box.

    Next year, I expect they'll start shipping boxes containing only a fortune-cookie-fortune-sized slip which contains a URL and password so you can download the software on-line.

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  29. Shoplifting Prevention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I imagine most software, memory card, hardware, etc boxes that hold pocket-sized items are oversized not only to get manufacturer graphics on them, but also so they are that much more difficult to conceal and shoplift from a retail store. Just a sign of the times.

  30. Almost all retail software is like this by davidwr · · Score: 1

    As an industry, the retail software publishers have just about the least-efficient packaging available:

    Roughly 8"x10"x1" for just a CD and if you are lucky, a manual that would fit in a DVD case. If you are very lucky, you actually get a DVD case in the box.

    Give me a box about the size of a DVD jewel case with the "cover art" printed as a multipage "outside-the-box-book" and I'll be much happier.

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  31. To give a sense of scale by patio11 · · Score: 1

    12x12x8 inches is the size of a rather large bookbag. A CMOS battery is the size of a Pepsi bottle cap*. (Yeah, common knowledge among many Slashdotters I'm guessing. What can I say, I'm not a hardware guy so I Googled it: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=cmos%20bat tery&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi )

    * Normally I'd use a coin denomination but I think Pepsi bottles are probably more circulated than any currency on earth.

  32. Ee by Konster · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is nothing.

    I have you ALL beat.

    I recently ordered Suse 10.1 and it arrived on DVD's...LOTS of them. They put a single bit on each DVD, in which was placed in a DVD box, which was wrapped in plastic, placed in a cardboard box, wrapped in bubble wrap, then placed into another box which was then labelled and shipped.

  33. Re:Multiply packaged pieces of paper separately se by mbstone · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're no fools. You ever need warranty service on your C++ compiler, you better have saved all those boxes.

  34. A software license... by curryhano · · Score: 1

    ...coming in a box measuring 80cm x 40cm x 40cm! And the box was filled with styrofoam packing peanuts. All that packaging for one A4 sized paper...

  35. Hemp != Marijuana by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Informative
    Hemp yields less per acre, after you factor in all the stoners stealing it.


    Sad to break this to you, but most species of hemp contain at most traces of THC. And after the early 1900's strains of hemp have been selected which score even lower.

    To give you some numbers, the legal upper limit for THC content industrial hemp in Europe is 0.3% and most strains contain actually safely less than that. By comparison, the drug varieties contain 20% to 30% THC. So think literally having to smoke 100 times (or more) as much to get the same high. You'd have to literally smoke several pounds of industrial hemp to get the same high as from a join of the drug varieties. At which point, you'd either asphixiate from the smoke, or (more likely) it would take so long as to not get a high at all. The organism would get rid of it faster than you can get it into your system.

    It's a plant that's been cultivated since the stone age for its fibres. (Which contain even less THC, btw.) It's been one of humanity's main sources of material for clothes, ropes, sacks, etc, for literally tens of thousands of years. Even paper. The USA Declaration Of Independence was drafted on hemp paper, btw. Even nowadays it's cultivated in the whole world except the USA... even though it's legal to _import_ industrial hemp in the USA. How's that for a stupid hypocrisy?

    At any rate, there are plenty of plantations all around the world. Not only in Europe and Asia, but even right next to you in Canada. We already know how much it yields per acre, and how much is stolen by stoners. Hint: none at all is stolen by stoners, because it's freaking useless to them.

    In the USA the ban has more to do with (A) the cotton lobby, and (B) with a good dose of government hypocrisy and putting up a jolly good "war on drugs" show. You _can_ make sure which varieties people grow, and every country except the USA does that. You just require a license for growing it, and then you go and check what those people grow. It's that simple.
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    1. Re:Hemp != Marijuana by takeya · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, stupid kids still steal hemp because it looks like Marijuana

    2. Re:Hemp != Marijuana by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Hint: none at all is stolen by stoners, because it's freaking useless to them.

      Hint: Quite a bit is stolen by stoners (per account of a friend farmer who planted a nice field of hemp and got just dry trampled ground) because a significant percent of stoners are clueless morons who don't know better.

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    3. Re:Hemp != Marijuana by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In the USA the ban has more to do with (A) the cotton lobby, and (B) with a good dose of government hypocrisy and putting up a jolly good "war on drugs" show.

      In the US, it actually has everything to do with a little company called DuPont, and a media mogul named Hearst.

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    4. Re:Hemp != Marijuana by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that if they allowed industrial hemp the pollen would turn all the illegally cultivated pot into shitweed.

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    5. Re:Hemp != Marijuana by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I think part of the theory is that industrial hemp looks similar enough to marijuana that people could grow the latter hidden among the former, and then sell it on the black market.

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  36. Real reason by otherone · · Score: 1

    I think we all know that excessively large cardboard boxes are the root of all human happiness. Why do you thin the homeless live in them?

    1. Re:Real reason by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1
      Why do you thin the homeless live in them?
      I don't know about where YOU live, but around here, the homeless are living in a van, down by the river.
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  37. I enjoy it if it is fun and well done by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1
    There is packaging and there is packaging. Apple packs "excessively", but it is fun: My iPod and iSight both involved flipping things around and having little messages appear and whatnot. What makes it fun is that somebody actually took the time to sit down and think about how the user will be opening the box instead of how they can save as much money as possible. The fact that somebody went to that trouble is, well, touching. It's a marketing trick, sure, but a fun marketing trick.

    Now, if I just knew what to do with those Apple stickers they keep including...

    1. Re:I enjoy it if it is fun and well done by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Sneak up on people and stick it on ther PCs.

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  38. Dell by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Received a box about the size of three stacked PC case PSUs. On opening it we initially though it was empty, but when we read the manifest, sure enough there was a two inch sticker in there which according to the instructions (!) was to be stuck onto a Dell cabinet that had been delivered the week before.

  39. Dabs.com by thelonestranger · · Score: 1

    1gb USB Memory stick. Physical size 2"x1/2". Box size 2'x1'x1/2". Seemed a bit excessive for something that now lives on my car keys.

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    1. Re:Dabs.com by elFarto+the+2nd · · Score: 1

      I got the same memory stick from dabs and recieved it in the same sized box. No one in my office could believe it when it arrived.

  40. Intel BIOS update. by burnttoy · · Score: 1

    We actually had a chip shipped to us as it was a preproduction mobo (early LGA board IIRC).

    The box was about 2 feet by 2 feet and about 10 inches deep. Inside that was shaped polystyrene. Inside that were poly peanuts, inside _THAT_ was a small black plastic box (abnout 2 inches square), inside that was some more antistat foam inside which was a miniscule BIOS flash chip (about 2 cm square and 3 mill deep).

    BLIMEY!

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  41. Standardized overpackaging by subreality · · Score: 2, Informative

    Reading a few of these, they can be excused away at least somewhat: They're for one-off items, that perhaps the company just put into one of the boxes they had on hand.

    The ones that bug the hell out of me are the big companies that ship stuff completely overpackaged *routinely* for completely standard items.

    Example 1: Dell Latitude notebooks. They come in a 2'x2'x2' box. Inside this are a few smaller boxes, suspended in the middle with some foam standoffs. Open those up, and there's more foam surrounding the notebook. Open another one, bigger than the entire notebook, with cardboard standoffs holding the battery. Open another one that has documentation and CDs, each wrapped in plastic. I'd estimate that 80% of the packaging is air space. Of the 20% non-air, 50% is foam. By comparison, Macbooks come very nicely packed. We can fit 10 macbooks in their packaging inside one Dell notebook box, with plenty of rattling around room to spare. This is particularly annoying, because it takes up HUGE amounts of storage space for us. We have to at least shed the outer box to compress things down before they go in the store room.

    Example 2: Ordering keyboards from HP. Just a keyboard. Basic model. They take the keyboard and put it in plastic. Then they put that into a box (#1).

    If you order a keyboard a la carte, they have another box, #2, custom made just the right size to fit Box #1, so they can ship it to you. This seems to be done for the purpose of having a different ordering number for the unit. IE, the part code for a PC means you get a box with a PC, a manual, and a Box #1. The part code for a keyboard means a box with a Box #1.

    If you order 10 keyboards, they put 10 Box #2s into an aggregator box, Box #3.

    Then they put Box #3 into a shipping box, Box #4, which gets the shipping label.

    Thus, boxes:

    #1: Protect the keyboard
    #2: Add a part code
    #3: Bundle 10 keyboards together
    #4: Place to put the shipping label

    It's almost like the joke recursive gift box I saw a friend get for their birthday one year.

    1. Re:Standardized overpackaging by jonwil · · Score: 1

      One reason some companies use large boxes, multiple boxes, boxes with lots of air, boxes with lots of foam/packing peanuts etc for products that are being shipped is to protect them if some UPS/FedEx/etc lacky plays "package football" with the box (I dont know if said lackies go out of their way to damage packages but everything I have heard suggests they arent exactly carefull either)

  42. Mousepad packaging by piquadratCH · · Score: 1

    Here's a picture of the box a mousepad I bought recently came in. The mousepad is about 25x20x1cm, the box 70x50x20cm (conversion to inches is left as an excercise to the reader). But what made me really laugh is the fact that they apparently couldn't fit in the other item of the order, a Logitech V270. So they sent it in a second box. No wonder they charge $10 for shipping...

    1. Re:Mousepad packaging by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      and what exactly does your usb powered mouse pad do? :)

    2. Re:Mousepad packaging by piquadratCH · · Score: 1

      It glows blueish in the dark!



      Oh, and it got an integrated USB hub, which is quite handy. But I have to get rid of that childish glow some time...

  43. mouse stickers by timothv · · Score: 1

    I've gotten some teflon mouse stickers (that could have been sent in a small envelope, really) in a 1ft x 3in x 3in Fedex box, packaged with styrofoam and bubble wrap. This was from newegg, sadly.

  44. Measured in metric car-loads by smellystudent · · Score: 1

    I recently took 2 car-loads of workstations, servers, printers & accessories over to a client.
    I returned with 1 car-load of packaging.

    While installing the kit, I managed to build a floor-to-ceiling fort in their reception area :D

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  45. A laptop with MS-Windows on iy by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mandriva CD into DVD drive, Linux on hard disk, never used MS-Windows or its CD since.

    Waste of time OEM installing Win or packaging up the CD for it.

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  46. But... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...can you see what it did to my typing?

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  47. Heat shrink sleeving by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

    Two meters of this came in a tube that was 1.5 meters long.

    On receipt I wound it round my fist and shoved it into a small bag.

    I also love the way some tools and bike parts are packaged. I one bought an avid disk brake rotor and mech. They could have delivered the the parts by firing them out of a cannon and they would still work. But no, they packaged it in a plastic tray , in a box, inside bubble wrap, inside another box, inside a waterproof bag.

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  48. PLCC32 Sockets in a tube by jaredmauch · · Score: 1

    Because the plastic tube they were in was so long (i ordered 20) it arrived in a box that was 12"x12"x48".

  49. Memory by far is the most ridiculous by databank · · Score: 1

    I once had to buy 16 memory chips for some upgrades at work. I got it in 4 large boxes roughly 1 ft x 1 ft x 8 inches. (Mind you these are just memory chips.)

    The funny part is that after opening it up I found I had 3 boxes full of stuffing with two memory chips each and the 4th box had 12 memory chips in it....All the boxes were the same size. What the heck?

  50. a pencil? by J3r3miah · · Score: 1

    a 0.3 titanium pencil ... it came in a box the size of a VCR!

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  51. The hard plastic enclosure... by Sodade · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know the kind I am talking about - it would be fine if you could just pull it apart, but it is "welded" together. So you pull out a heavy duty utility knife 'cause not even a pocket knife will do it. Then you have to figure out where to pull your cut through this incredibly tough plastic - better hope you don't go through the manual cause it is hard to RTFM when it has been shredded. I can't tell you how many times I have come close to my nifty new mp3 player (or whatever) with the knife. After you have made one cut through this stuff, you try to pull it apart - it still won't budge, but you manage to slice your finger open on the now sharp plastic. With the blood dripping on your new toy, you make that second cut and squeeze it out and as you hold the bittersweet prize for your efforts you raise your blooded hands to the sky and scream "WHY THE FUCK DO THEY USE THIS SHIT???" Lucky for "them," the shiny new toy inside comforts your rage that might have made you litigious or postal and soon you are back on Amazon ordering some new toy oblious to the fack that it too will come packaged in that crap.

    Has anyone made a hate website about this packaging?

    1. Re:The hard plastic enclosure... by krunchyfrog · · Score: 0
      Has anyone made a hate website about this packaging?

      I think it was a destruction subject on shybe.com once. But he took the site down.

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  52. Excessive Packaging by Ferretman · · Score: 1

    I'm astonished at the horrible packaging compact fluorescent light bulbs (you know, the ones you can replace the older incandescent ones with) come in. HEAVY duty plastic, very difficult to slice open...I'm always worried that I'm going to break a bulb or two. Why can't they come in a simple cardboard container like older-style lightbulbs?

    Ferretman

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  53. Re:Multiply packaged pieces of paper separately se by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could have just gone to http://gcc.gnu.org

  54. Ethernet patch cords - individually boxed by Stele · · Score: 1

    I was ordering 16 3' Ethernet patch cords. They were ALMOST shipped to me in 16 separate boxes. I only caught it when I noticed the SHIPPING was $140. For about $12 worth of patch cords. I called them to complain and they made it sound like it was somehow my fault. Fortunately it was fixed in time.

  55. I once recieved by MichailS · · Score: 1

    an adapter for connecting 2.5" laptop harddrives to standard ATA flat cables. It was a two inch long snip of flat cable with connectors on the ends. Packaged in a carton a cubic foot big and stuffed with curlies. I got more like that from that particular on-line-shop, but this was by far the worst example.

  56. In a related category... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    of *Idiotic* Tech Packaging,

    I recently ordered an optical USB mouse.

    After opening the box it was shipped in, I discovered an inner package sealed with a sticker that reads as follows:

    Attention DO NOT Break Seal Prior to Usage

    I shudder to imagine what would happen if this were in the hands of Dilbert's PHB.

  57. My worst over packing experiance by olddotter · · Score: 1

    I once receive 5 double boxed packages where the inner box could hold a laptop, the out box could hold a small desktop, and the contents were 1 sheet of paper each where I had ordered 5 software licenses. The could have atleast packed the 5 sheets of paper in one over sized over packaged box.

    These boxes were delivered over 2 days by FedEx. Wish I still had the pictures I took of the boxes and their contents.

    Do I win?

  58. Packaging: Who does it RIGHT? by Myself · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's been plenty of naming and shaming in this story so far. How about mentioning a few outfits that aren't wasteful? I'd like to direct some positive attention towards companies that pack appropriately.

    As an example, I recently ordered some laptop RAM from OemPCWorld.com. I didn't have good specs on what modules would work, so I ordered 3, planning to return 2. According to their return policy, this is cool.

    What arrived in the mail was a letter-size FedEx cardboard envelope. Inside that was my receipt and a half-size USPS cardboard return envelope, post-paid, which I'd added to my order to facilitate the return. Inside that were three tiny antistatic mylar bags, each with an SODIMM in it.

    Absolutely perfect. I couldn't have packed it better if I'd tried; there was no wasted space, the 2 layers of cardboard provided more than enough protection against flex, and the whole thing weighed just a few ounces.

    Another company that does things right: BG Micro. Recently ordered about $30 worth of stuff from them, some small tools, a few components, nothing huge. They wedged it all into the standard textbook-sized USPS box. The fragile bits were protected in individual boxes within, but most of the durable stuff just got a turn of bubble wrap, if that. It was sensible, and everything was in perfect shape when it arrived.

    Another: Minimus. Does it bother you that the average first-aid kit contains about a 3:1 ratio of bandages to antiseptic wipes? Shouldn't it be the other way around? I wanted to properly equip my kit, but Ididn't want to buy a box of 1,000 alcohol or iodine wipes. Thanks to Minimus, I didn't have to. They carry everything from ketchup and mustard packets, to single-use bug repellent towelettes, all sorts of medical supplies, laundry soap, hand sanitizer, even coffee and tea. I can't say enough good things about this company. I stocked up the entire family's first-aid kits, equipped my travel bag with some laptop screen wipes, and tried a new brand of toothpaste. The whole mess came in a 5x5x4-inch box, and that still left about half the box as air space. Single-use products are the epitome of excessive packaging, but I ordered for convenience. Besides, Burn-Jel isn't something I need a gallon of.

    I'm not affiliated in any way with any of the above companies, just a satisfied customer. How about your experiences?

    1. Re:Packaging: Who does it RIGHT? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Apple's packaging is always just big enough to contain the product and enough foam to keep it from bouncing around too much and no bigger. I was amazed, when I bought my iBook, that it shipped in a box the size of ... an iBook! (Dell ships laptops in the same boxes they use for desktops, or at least it seems like it.)

      iPod boxes are probably a little bigger than they technically have to be, but it's not like they're excessively huge.

  59. Re:Multiply packaged pieces of paper separa by mgblst · · Score: 1

    Your supposed to play pass-the-parcel with it. Then, whoever gets the license, is allowed to use the compiler. You are obviously a newbie.

  60. Selling It by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Consumer Reports has a section at the back of the magazine called "Selling It", where they show huge mistakes in advertising. Horrible spelling errors, logical WTFs, and just plain BAD ideas like EneMan -- the enema superhero -- that somehow made it to market, actually onto shelves. They also had a Golden Cocoon award for overpackaging, which popped up every now and then in Selling It.

    Unfortunately, I can't find any examples online, but I'm sure at least some of you know what I mean.

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  61. Pallet by pdh11 · · Score: 1

    We (Rio) once had three CF-sized 1in hard drives turn up on a pallet. Yeah, as in forklift. Admittedly they were pre-production samples direct from the manufacturer's labs, but even that's not really an excuse for a 3ft*3ft*2ft box.

    Peter

  62. 1 DDS tape in 3 ft^3 by internewt · · Score: 1

    Buy.com used to operate in the UK, and I placed an order for a bunch of stuff from them years ago. It appeared that buy.com only ever had 1 size of packing box which they used for everything, about 2' x 1.5' x1', which then had a plastic sheet inside to hold down the goods in the box. My order was a few boxes, but one had only 1 DDS tape in the bottom, with the rest of the box being fresh air!

    (I know what /. is getting like, so here's what a DDS tape looks like: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thum b/1/1d/DSS1_Tape_wScale.JPG/800px-DSS1_Tape_wScale .JPG)

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  63. This was a little excessive... by altman · · Score: 1

    A single 1.8" hard disk - admittedly, a rare engineering sample at the time, for the development of the Rio Karma - arrived in a wood-bottomed box 3 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet, complete with rope handles and one of those fork-lift compatible pallet-style bases. All the way from Japan to the UK.

    For a 1.8" hard disk. Mmmm.

  64. Don't do this at home, folks by thewiz · · Score: 1

    Last Christmas, I bought my wife an iPod Nano. As a joke, I wrapped the Nano and put it in a slightly larger box which I wrapped as well. I went a little nuts with the box-in-a-box and soon had seven layers of boxes and wrapping surronding the Nano. I added a final eighth layer when my next door neighbor bought a new refridgerator.

    She forgave me when she got to the Nano.

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  65. "Excessive tech packaging" by Ocelot+Wreak · · Score: 1

    "The worst example of excessive tech packaging I've received": for me this would be a giant IBM mainframe computer that came through the door in 1979 with absolutely no protective 'packaging,' but with 6 IBM techno-droids trailing along behind it.

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  66. Logistics & Cost to the vendor by phelix_da_kat · · Score: 1
    I heard it was a matter of:

    LOGISTICS ie it was easier (and I guess cheaper) to have fewer box sizes.

    and

    COST - less "wastage" of space used to store different sizes/unused packaging/cost to post (by weight).

    BTW the example I think was AMAZON.

    Actually, in the UK they have just started to charge by weight and size of the parcel, so this may force businesses to reconsider.

  67. Excuse me..... by Khyber · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...but a plant with 20-30% THC is pretty unheard of - even the best strains contain generally 7-9% THC, rarely as much as 11%, without counting using a sulphuric acid bath to convert CBDs and CBNs into Delta-11 THC (Not Delta-9 THC which is found naturally inside the plant.) I used to grow this shit, and I could easily tell you that a 20-30% THC content in a plant would make any pharmaceutical company manufacturing Marinol very unhappy, very quickly.

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    1. Re:Excuse me..... by dynamo · · Score: 1

      > I used to grow this shit, and I could easily tell you
      > that a 20-30% THC content in a plant would make any
      > pharmaceutical company manufacturing Marinol very
      > unhappy, very quickly.

      Uh, do you really think there are lots of people out there taking Marinol instead of smoking pot because Marinol is so much stronger?
      I think it has more to do with societal reasons.

    2. Re:Excuse me..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dutch grown marihuana has an average of 20% THC in it (source http://www.trimbos.nl/default14305.html?date=1&bac k=1, a government funded report by a dutch institute for drug research). That stuff is so strong that quite a lot of people I know prefer the lesser strength foreign stuff.

  68. I hate this stuff, too... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    I also know why they do it, because f*ckwit elements of our society seem to deem it better to steal than to "do without" (or make do with what you got, or buy used) like normal people would. Thus, this packaging. One a-hole ruining it for the rest of us, and all that.


    I don't have to tell you how many times I have cut myself open on such packaging. What I have found works best for most packages like this is a set of heavy-duty kitchen shears. Pick up some made out of steel if you can find them (they won't be cheap new, so you may want to look through an antique or junk store's kitchenware selection), but the cheapo dollar-store plastic (with metal blades) seem to work OK too for most tasks. These things look like heavy duty scissors with serrated blades. They are mainly meant to allow you to cut through chicken carcasses (rib cage) and crab/lobster shells (to remove the meat), as well a variety of other kitchen tasks. I bought a pair and stuck 'em in my shop for this very reason (as well as cutting cardboard and the occasional piece of wire - though I have wire dikes for that).


    An alternative measure is a pair of medium-sized straight-angle sheetmetal shears (they also make left and right hand curved shears, so be aware of that if you cut a lot of round things), but since they are meant for sheetmetal, they sometimes don't work as well. Plus, they tend to be much more expensive than kitchen shears...

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  69. And your friends may be right too by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    A quick trip to Wikipedia says:

    "British production is mostly used as bedding for horses; other uses are under development. The largest outlet for German fibre is composite automotive panels. Companies in Canada, UK, USA and Germany among many others are processing hemp seed into a growing range of food products and cosmetics; many traditional growing countries still continue with textile grade fibre production."

    So while, no, you can't get all the proteins you need from any single plant source (hence you can't really live for long only on hemp and water), your friends are partially right that it is indeed a food source too.

    It also indeed _is_ used as part of composite materials, and hemp-based plastics are starting being produced too. So there too your friends are technically right, although it's really a simplified view. You can make composite materials with any kind of fibre, including glass, carbon, or thread, or whatever. They're indeed stronger than wood or, in some cases, even than steel, but that doesn't come from the hemp as such. Hemp can be a cheap source of strong fibres there, but that's just about all there is to it. It's not like it can't be done with other things just as well. Still, there is something to be said about doing it cheaper.

    Motor oil, again, is technically true, but again it's not something unique to hemp. Hemp would just be one relatively cheap source of biomass to use there, but technically you could use almost anything else instead, if you have to. Turkey guts, dead cats, whatever.

    Let me explain a bit more. See, contrary to the "auugh, we're all dead when Middle East oil runs out" doom-and-gloom propaganda bullshit, people have been making synthetic fuel since before WW2. Most of Germany's tank warfare happened on fuel synthetised from coal for example. It wasn't cheap at all, but it kept the panzers rolling. That knowledge wasn't lost, and in fact today we're better than ever at turning anything organic or even just carbon-based into fuel. What remains though is the price. That's really the only reason everyone prefers importing oil from the Middle East instead. At any rate, we can convert coal or almost any kind of biomass into oil. The input material counts mostly for price too. Stuff that's rich in fat, for example, needs less effort to convert into something you can put into a gas tank. Stuff that's cheap to mass produce has its advantages too.

    Personally I wouldn't hold that much hope for _hemp_ as the oil source of the future, though, for the simple reason that it's not _that_ rich in fat. Genetically engineered algae for example currently are at the point of being 50% fat, and hemp (as in the whole plant) doesn't come close to that. _If_ someone figures out how to mass-produce those algae, they'd make a far better and cheaper source of oil.

    Still, technically speaking your friends _are_ right. It is possible to make synthetic oil out of hemp.

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    1. Re:And your friends may be right too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wouldn't hold that much hope for _hemp_ as the oil source of the future
      Actually would be seeds of the hemp plant that would be used as the source for oil. Hemp seeds contain a lot of oil and the hemp plant puts out a lot of seeds...
    2. Re:And your friends may be right too by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Duly noted, and true, but there's a reason I've qualified that with "as in, the whole plant". When you compare the weight of the seeds to the weight of the plant, most of the biomass produced on an acre is anything but seeds. With algae, on the other hand, the whole biomass is rich in oil and usable to produce fuel. I.e., assuming (very over-simplified and probably false) that the same quantity of nutrients goes into growing a pound of either, with algae you get the whole pound to turn into oil, while with hemp you only have a fraction of it: the seeds.

      The big if, though, is whether the algae production can be made cheap enough. Getting 4 times the oil at 10 times the price or more, isn't really an improvement.

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  70. Luxury! by avronius · · Score: 1

    6 very small rj45-db25 adapters from Lantronix (about 1.5"x1.5"x.5" each) in a box that was roughly 3'x2'x2'.

  71. Packaging Engineering 101 by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Informative

    It actually makes some sense. Every item has a shock limit, measured in Gs. Sensitive avionics can be down in the 15-20G (multiples of gravity) range. CRT monitors are somewhere around 75G on average. Typical fine dinnerware goes about 100-125G.

    Here's the key - take the box drop height and divide it by the distance from the nearest point of your item to the nearest point on the outer box. That is the minimum G force your item will receive if you have the perfect packaging material for that exact drop. You can only do worse, and the real figure is often 2-5 times that number. Soft foams, eggcrate, cutouts, and collapsable cardboard are all ways to try an linearize that shock response to minimize damage.

    Given that a box in shipping can easily be dropped 4-5 feet from a truck tot he ground, or off a loading dock, and add a couple of feet for the masculine "throw" by the operator, and you can easily get 6 feet. In a 2' square box, with a 12" wide laptop, there's only 6" of space from edge to outside if it's perfectly centered. 72/6=12Gs. Now, that's for the perfect system; theirs is probably at 25-33% efficiency, which is pretty good, so now we're in the 36-48G range. And for a piece of electronic equipment costing $1000-3000, that's probably about right.

    Oh, and just to let you know, a box full of packing peanuts probably has a 10% efficiency, with light resilient foam coming in around 15%. It's really _really_ hard to get above 50%.

    (Yes, I've actually done a bit of packaging engineering to make sure some sensitive gear could withstant MIL-810 shipping requirements)

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    1. Re:Packaging Engineering 101 by subreality · · Score: 1

      I understand the need for shockpoofing the packaging, but Dell's seems WILDLY overpackaged. We could fit 5 HP laptop boxes or 10 Apple laptop boxes into one Dell laptop box. And the HPs and Apples all survived shipping just fine in their smaller boxes. So either Dell thinks their laptops are fragile (We've found them to be comparable to HP's and Apple's), or they're overpackaging them.

    2. Re:Packaging Engineering 101 by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Its always a dollar call. How much extra does it cost to package and ship with 4 extra inches of air on the shortest side? How much does it cost to stock different boxes for different models (smallest-largest). How many get damaged in transit, and what is your margin on each one?

      I have no doubt that the numbers have been run, and if they lose $5 of merchandise for each unit, on average, then that might be 8% profit at Dell but only 4-5% profit at Apple or HP. That alone could be the difference in the value of packaging. Alternately, as mentioned in onother post, there is both a mass weight and a volume weight. Increasing the box size may not appreciably increase the cost to ship, and adding a 4" strip of box is also not a large increase. It may have been determined to be worth the fractional increase in total shipping costs to reduce the OOTB failure rate. Operations that big have the data and can afford to make those decisions based on small fractions, because at that scale they really add up.

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  72. The robosapien... by cecille · · Score: 1

    It comes in its own package, which was inside a box, which was then inside another box with padding around it, which was already kind of weird. Then when you actually get to openeing the thing, it's damn near impossible. My cool new toy, sitting there, all ready for some good robot times and I can't get him out of the damn box. It's like he's in a tiny plastic prison. Every time I think I've got a part free there's a new strap holding him in. And they're devious too...they hide the strap and then tape them down between two layers of cardboard so you have to cut and rip and pull just to get to the strap before you can even think of cutting it off. It was crazy. I have no idea how they even get some of those ties on there.

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  73. Annoying plastic containers by SimDarth · · Score: 1

    Anytime you buy something from a retail store like a mouse that is in that annoying hard plastic container that takes a blowtorch to open. Of course, you pull out the scissors and end up cutting through the warranty card or manual or just try to muscle it open and get a gash on your hand from the sharp edges. I hate those things.

  74. Simple by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Reenge!
    those chinese workers are getting us for being capitalist pigs!

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  75. My little pony by geekoid · · Score: 1

    ponies come with an incredibly thuick plastic 'bubble' several twist ties, and tapes hair.
    ahhhhg, the pain.

    It's for my daughter, you twit.

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  76. that make no sense by geekoid · · Score: 1

    because if hemp was better, they could scrap cotton and go with hemp.

    It's about the bottom line, and getting more material on the same acreage means more money.

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  77. Maybe you can explain it to me then by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "In the USA the ban has more to do with (A) the cotton lobby,"

    why wouldn't they just grow hemp instead of cotton?

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    1. Re:Maybe you can explain it to me then by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1

      Because unlike cotton, hemp is easy to grow by anyone and their dog, which really tends to cut into your bottom line.

  78. FYI: by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Everytine you do that, the gift must get four times better.

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  79. I got one better... by Servo · · Score: 1

    One of our customers decided that they wanted to import in a relatively large database. (basically an address book with around a million records) They decided that FTP'ing the file would take too long, so they decided to FedEx a tape instead. Problem is, it had to go through several steps to go from original file, to tape, and back again.

    They'd cut an EBCDIC 36 track tape. That tape would be shipped to an outside vendor to be converted to standard Unix tar format on DLT media. That DLT tape would be then shipped to us. I'd have to read that tape using a Sun workstation that was solely dedicated to this process. Once the file was on the local filesystem, I'd back it up using our tape silo onto LTO media. Then I'd run a restore of the file to a Windows server that the customer owned. From there they'd import the file into a SQL database.

    So basically... Midrange->36track tape->convert EBCDIC to ASCII->DLT tape->Unix workstation->LTO tape->Windows server.

    The process took around 30 days to complete from export on the midrange to import on the Windows server. Last I heard they decided to just FTP the file, which takes about 8 hours for the entire process.

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  80. HP License Agreements by Maximilio · · Score: 2, Funny
    My co. started getting [company that shall not be named] license agreements in what appear to be lots of 6. Each lot comes in a box 14"x10"x6", give or take (I don't have one in front of me, so I'm guessing). Each box contains three smaller 13-1/2"x9-1/2"x2" boxes, and each of those boxes contains an envelope. Upon ripping the envelope open one finds a sheaf of paper about ten pages thick, and there are exactly two licenses inside all that packaging.

    We started getting these boxes last spring, and they show no signs of letting up. We still haven't determined (because the company that shall not be named is in such disarray that we can't find anyone who knows what the hell's going on) whether we're getting the upgrade of approximately 1,500 licenses we ordered, or a refresh of all 12,000 licenses that we own. Either way, it's a fucking lot of boxes, or a motherfucking lot of boxes. Our Administrative Assistants love it when a pallet of these things show up. They open all that packaging up and stuff the paper inside a single box.

    All of this data, of course, could have been printed on a single piece of paper.