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Why Do Companies Stick with Voice Menus?

eliot1785 asks: "We've all had to put up with this at one point or another — you call a company for customer service or tech support, and rather than getting traditional touch-pad menu options, you encounter an annoying system that wants you to 'just say' how it can help you. Invariably, the system fails to understand your input, or picks up background noise or coughs as intended inputs. After a few failures, you have to press '0' to speak with an operator. Why do companies think that customers like these voice menu systems? Is there any research to suggest that they do, or are companies simply embracing the systems because they are new technology? More importantly, when will they realize that the systems don't work and go back to the traditional touch-pad menu option systems?"

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  1. Usually works for me by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    The voice menu system I've used most often is that of AMTRAK when visting the States, and it always manages to understand me.

    1. Re:Usually works for me by Konster · · Score: 1

      News for nards. People who mumble.

    2. Re:Usually works for me by daeg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      IIRC, the AMTRAK system was recently praised on CBS News as being the "most user friendly" system. There was a recent coneference/expo of voice system vendors and apparently the most-desired system was the one that AMTRAK used or ones that could copy what AMTRAK does.

    3. Re:Usually works for me by deceased+comrade · · Score: 1

      I've had pretty good expeirence with voice systems too, I used TigerDirect's once and it worked ok, and they're faster than doing a menu system, you no longer have to listen to everyone else's options before yours comes up. And It may also be the fact that so many people hate the touch tone systems, so much that they're ingrained in popular culture. Really I think a lot of people see them as the lesser of two evils.

    4. Re:Usually works for me by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Cool. So they got that end covered. Now all they have to do is get revenues to cover costs!

    5. Re:Usually works for me by Joe+U · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Amtrak's 'Julie' is actually one of the most advanced systems out there. It rarely misses a prompt and recovers gracefully if it does. (It even works while calling from a train doing 90mph in the middle of nowhere Iowa, that's an achievement all its own)

      Between their website and voice system, there is a lot going on behind the scenes. Train travel is actually pretty difficult to book trips and maintain status, it's all the stops, and the literally hundreds of possibilities you can have for one trip.

    6. Re:Usually works for me by Joe+U · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good luck.

      Unsubsidized travel doesn't make money.

      Now, if Amtrak could have the state and federal government run all their stations and maintain their tracks at a fraction of the cost, (Like they do with airports) then I'm betting they could turn a nice profit.

    7. Re:Usually works for me by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Unsubsidized travel doesn't make money.

      Yep, folks. We got a crank. Move on, and save at least five minutes of your life.

    8. Re:Usually works for me by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      It's still true.

      How many airlines are in the black for a full year? 1?

      Now, imagine if JetBlue had to build and maintain its own runways. Your $200 flight to LA just became $900.

      Either way, feel free to twist facts and numbers to whatever makes you happy.

    9. Re:Usually works for me by secolactico · · Score: 3, Informative

      Now, imagine if JetBlue had to build and maintain its own runways. Your $200 flight to LA just became $900.

      Aren't landing fees supposed to cover that?

      I always tought that ATC was the biggest government expenditure related to air travel.

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    10. Re:Usually works for me by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      How many airlines are in the black for a full year? 1?

      So, from the fact that most airlines currently have huge legacy costs (like carmakers, and steelmakers), you conclude that as a GENERAL rule, unsubsidized travel is literally impossible to be profitable? And you've done all kinds of calculations (which, of course, have taken into account all changes businesses would make as a result of the different environment) that prove this? Give me a break.

      Damn, you got me again.

    11. Re:Usually works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I don't think you can be profitable, serve a wide area and maintain current prices.

      You can either operate at a loss, cut your service area or raise prices.

    12. Re:Usually works for me by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Ah, great, now we got an A/C to run the numbers. That just BOOSTS my confidence in the conclusion!

    13. Re:Usually works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRC, the AMTRAK system was recently praised on CBS News as being the "most user friendly" system.

      Only by comparison to their "human" operators. I want to ride Amtrack, but they make it hard to schedule (web, telephonically, in person), to get help, and their layovers are always so completely awful that the missus nixes the train.

      No, seriously, I don't even try anymore. And the people working there who answer the phone are, in my experience, unfriendly and resentful of you taking their time to ask questions.

      And I'm someone who wants to take Amtrack. Can you imagine someone who just wants to go from point A to point B? Shucks. If only SWA flew to where I need to go.

    14. Re:Usually works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, with a number like 970646, you are an AC who happens to have an account.

      Besides, you're acting like a schmuck. Just because you don't agree with someone doesn't mean you have to try and ridicule them.

    15. Re:Usually works for me by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Amtrak was pretty much designed from the start to be a complete failure, so I'd say its working exactly as its supposed to.

    16. Re:Usually works for me by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm an AC who went from terrible to excellent karma in under a month.

      I'm just flagging the cranks here, that's all.

    17. Re:Usually works for me by Bertie · · Score: 1

      It's not "advanced", exactly, just well-designed. It follows good voice UI design practice and the user rarely hits difficulties because it's designed to anticipate and cope with them. There's stuff out there that's more technologically clever than Amtrak's system, but there's not too many that just Get The Job Done as well.

      (By the way, I worked on the design a tiny bit)

    18. Re:Usually works for me by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      I would guess that the Amtrak system works due to self-selection bias. Their error rates improved as people like me gave up, and the only people left using it are those whose mode of speaking matches the recognition algorithms' assumptions.


      They used to have an excellent DTMF system, but the new system doesn't even give the option of falling back to something that actually works. For me, Amtrak doesn't have a phone number anymore; if I can't get a web browser or call an agent, I have to find another mode.


      I don't know if it is the tambre of my voice, or that I find machine voice cognitively unnatural. When I speak, I form sentences, and listen for cues the other party understands the concept I am attempting to convey. These machines make me feel like I'm talking to a tree, or in the case of Julie (which gives phony conversational feedback) like I'm talking to a sociopath. I get the urge launch into a Euro-style multilingual greeting....Dicisne linguam Latinae? At least DTMF systems are honest about the formalistic nature of the interaction.

    19. Re:Usually works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used Amtrak's Julie for several years, and when I have a poor connection and it doesn't understand me it always goes to an agent.
      Also, If you press 0, you go to an agent, and if you say nothing, you go to an agent.

      So, why not just call and press 0?

    20. Re:Usually works for me by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I've had pretty good expeirence with voice systems too, I used TigerDirect's once and it worked ok, and they're faster than doing a menu system, you no longer have to listen to everyone else's options before yours comes up.

      I have to admin I've never used TD's system, but I've used quite a bit other ones. I still have to listen to what the options are so that I know the 'magic words' to get me where I need to be. I don't know about you, but personally pushing buttons to enter a serial number is much faster for me than actually speaking the words. That's espcially true when the system doesn't understand you and gets it wrong, forcing you to start over.

      I'd rather punch the numbers; at least I can memorize the correct sequence and get through quicker.

    21. Re:Usually works for me by gelfling · · Score: 1

      Too bad the actual service sucks so bad it would impress the Minister of Dirka Dirka in West fucking Africa somewhere.

    22. Re:Usually works for me by hutchy · · Score: 1

      Timbre; not tambre.

  2. Because often then work... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've had several successful interactions with these systems, most recently with United Airlines just the other day. Anecdotal, to be sure, but proves the systems have at least some worth.

    1. Re:Because often then work... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I even had UPS understand an entire tracking number that I read out without making any particular attempt to enunciate. The only problems I faced during this were just finding my way around the menu in general (figuring out what to do if you know a package is being shipped to an incorrect address is NOT fun) and feeling stupid talking out loud.

    2. Re:Because often then work... by Walzmyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am amazed at the people here saying that these systems work for them. I have never had one work. There have been problems with understanding me (I try to speak clearly, but I am from the deep south and sound like it) but i've also had problems with the menus looping, or the "for anything else just wait" option wanting you to say something. That was Amazon's this week. My particular situation was odd and didn't fit a catagory. I was given a list of 3 or 4 options and told to just wait if I didn't fit. I waited for a few seconds and then it said "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that" and kicked me back to the beginning of the menus. I personally think these phone systems are just designed the way they are because they do not want to talk to people. Heck, look at Amazon. I love 'em (and prove it with my credit card) but until recently you coudn't call 'em and now it's not easy.

    3. Re:Because often then work... by Metex · · Score: 1

      United Airlines is a good system only if you arent in the airport or on a plane trying to figure out which gate to go to catch your plane. In those conditions all I can say is that I have to say the words repeat it about 40 times which makes me look hard of hearing.

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    4. Re:Because often then work... by TheDauthi · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll pass that on to the guy who wrote it. Yes, the systems do have value. The problem is when a company thinks that an IVR system _is_ customer service. The real job of these systems is to handle specific types of easily-automated calls ["give me my account balance.", "I lost my card, close it.", "Transfer me to John Smith"], and let a CSR of some flavor handle the problem calls, "[My desk was delivered broken, can you fix it?", "I think there's something wrong with my bill."]. Also, many IVRs do routing based on the problem group; I know the ones I write do a great deal of this. It requires more management, but if you think something's wrong with your bill, you need someone who understands billing. If you've already called several times, I'll probably transfer you to a supervisor immediately instead of making you wait in line. If you're calling for a prior problem, I'll give you the option to speak with the same person you spoke with previously. IVRs work best when you are attempting to provide a specific set of well-defined services. Trying to tie everything the company can do into one system is unwieldy and hard to get right... especially when there might be many more than one way to request the same thing.

    5. Re:Because often then work... by Wolfkin · · Score: 1

      I live in Alabama near Columbus, GA, and while I don't have the most deep-south accent, people around here don't seem to have any trouble with these systems. I was talking with a friend the other day and expressed skepticism that he would manage to get through the automatic voice system he was using, and he said that he'd never had any problem with it, and rattled off a 12 digit number at normal speaking speed with his normal (GA) accent, and it just worked.

      I think a lot of the mistrust of these systems is from years ago. They've improved a lot in the last year or three.

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    6. Re:Because often then work... by qurk · · Score: 1

      They have some value, as long as they envisioned the reason you are calling. For any other reason, just start saying "real person", "real person", "real person" and if there are any real people it will dump you in there. Whats the point of telling a computer your social security number when all you want to do is ask a question about billing about some option you may be interested in, but need more information on, but weren't directed to in the first 1 or 2 layers of the "phone interface". Just make a lot of noise and get a real person, if they have 24-hour staffing. And if they dump you into a bunch of foreigners who keep telling you that your equipment is stolen for no reason other than to get you off the phone, don't get mad. That's just something you can use in the future if they try to peddle you any complete bullcrap. "Uh, you are pretty lucky I didn't call the local police or the feds when you guys authoritively told me that my legally bought equipment was stolen". Duh.

    7. Re:Because often then work... by Walzmyn · · Score: 1

      War Eagle,

      I've just got a new cell phone that's got more bells and whistles then I want or need. Included is the ability to read off numbers or names and have the phone understand me. Other than the word "yes" (which I don't understand) the cell phone has no problems. But I have never had one of these automated systems at businesses work properly for me.

      Maybe the ire at haveing to talk to a computer comes out in my voice if it's not my accent.

    8. Re:Because often then work... by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Maybe the ire at haveing to talk to a computer comes out in my voice if it's not my accent.

      It's the old tech support truism -- computers smell fear! :)

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    9. Re:Because often then work... by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      I always have good luck with saying "Operator" a few times followed buy something along the lines of "Let me talk to a fucking person, no, I just want you to put a person on the phone. No really, I just want to talk to a fuckign person". Eventually you get to a person either because the Operator trick worked or because it cant understand you and forwards you.

      If I have to talk to these things, they had better be able to deal with me TALKING to them and not reading a carefully crafted set of keywords to get the right effect. At least when they tell you the numbers to press, you know you are getting it right.

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    10. Re:Because often then work... by Bertie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're what's known in the trade as a "goat". There's some people that, for reasons we don't really understand, just can't make themselves understood, and it looks like you're one of them. Sorry!

      (Ironically enough, I'm a bit of a goat myself, and I design these bloody systems for a living - makes testing endlessly hilarious, I can tell you)

    11. Re:Because often then work... by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Just listen to the instructions and follow them, man. Give the thing a chance and play fair. I know a lot of people feel like if they don't have their call dealt with by a human being, they're being fobbed off by whoever they're calling, but y'know, sometimes these systems do their job really efficiently if you just co-operate instead of going in with the attitude that it's not going to work and consequently giving it nothing to work with.

      Of course, if the person who's designed the system has made it in such a way that you can't work out what it's asking of you, then they're an idiot and you're within your rights to get irritated at it.

    12. Re:Because often then work... by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it's kind of missing the point to have to speak numbers into a system where you have a full number pad in front of you.

    13. Re:Because often then work... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      UPS tracking "numbers" use letters too, otherwise I'd agree with you. So unless your phone has a keyboard with it... (cell phones' abuse of the numeric pad notwithstanding)

    14. Re:Because often then work... by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      I must be one too. I've never gotten one of those damned things to work right, EVER. I was on the Amazon system once as well. It got caught in an endless loop where it would "hiccup" (say half a word, think it heard you say something and stop the spiel). Fact of the matter was I had the mic turned off at the time. Another time I was so sick and tired of their phone system I started cussing at the recorded operator. Oddly enough that usually throws you right to a live body (in my experience). Not on the Amazon system I was using. It immediately hung up. Bottom line is I really hate these things and everyone I've ever mentioned it to does as well. At the very least make it a dual-input system. "To speak with someone for the Murder For Hire Department" press or say 8. At least then you can be certain that your input is heard.

      The other thing I hate is keypad-input systems that can't hear the keystrokes fast enough. Ie you can easily out-type the phone prompter, especially when you have number side by side or have repeating digits. I run into this at least once a day when I call my Verizon voicemail. It annoys me almost as much as a credit card text field in a form on a webpage that doesn't accept dashes AND they don't mention that anywhere. It can only get worse if they use javascript to clear the contents of all the text fields and reset the values of all the radio buttons upon the reload of the page. Grrr....

    15. Re:Because often then work... by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      I usually say operator repeatedly, pound 0 until my finger bleeds, or start swearing at the voice system. Usually one of these tactics works.

    16. Re:Because often then work... by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      true, usually I do play fair but when I do this it is when I know I am in a situation that isnt handled directly by the voice menus or I am calling about somethign I have called about before and I know that I will need the person right away.

      I mean the same can be done with touchtone places...either just wait and pretend you are on a rotary phone or press random numbers until it gives up and forwards you to a person.

      Even better, I have it bookmarked on another machine but I once found a site from a slashdot submission that listed a lot of major companies and what number to dial and exactly what set of buttons to press to get to a service representative.

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    17. Re:Because often then work... by qurk · · Score: 1

      Who knows, maybe any gooblelygooble speak would work :) As much as I like computers, sometimes these systems leave a little to be desired in terms of being helpful!

      As an aside, ever tried calling the government immigration hotline? I speak English natively (my typing errors notwithstanding :) )...yet that number threw me for some major loops when I was trying to find out some information for a friend. I have absolutely no clue how someone for whom English was a second language could have success without talking to a real person, and even then...I got bounced around to other useless numbers and ended up throwing up my hands and recommending that they just call their own embassy.

    18. Re:Because often then work... by rsidd · · Score: 1

      So what percentage of the general population are goats? And is it a good idea for a profit-minded corporation to piss off said percentage of customer base?

  3. Real question? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It is obvious. Companies DON'T want you to contact them. They want self-service or no service. They can give the sorry illusion of TRYING to help you by offering phone systems. In reality, they hope you give up. Service costs money. They'd rather have high maintenance indivduals go to another company and be a burned to them.

    And in reality, customers flock to the low cost provider. Serves them right when they get what thy paid for.

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    1. Re:Real question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of one particular demotivator...

    2. Re:Real question? by Moofie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't mind getting what I paid for. usually, when I'm calling one of these jokers, it's because I HAVEN'T gotten what I've paid for. Hence the problem.

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    3. Re:Real question? by AusIV · · Score: 1
      No, the real question is why don't they go back to the less fallible touch tone menus? Companies want to eliminate cost by having the fewest and cheapest people operating the phones, and if the menus take care of their customer's needs, they won't have to talk to a real person. With a touch tone system you may have to screw around with different menus, but you never have to deal with the system misunderstanding you.

      Personally, I'll spend more time navigating a menu when I can't find what I want than I'll spend trying to get poorly written voice recognition software to understand what I'm saying

    4. Re:Real question? by MindStalker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except when the menu system has the guy rattle on for minute about the new menu structure and all the services they can offer you online. My colleges finanial aid system phone menu rattles on for a few minutes then provides 7 different options all of which provide you directions on how to do that self-help on the phone. There is NO option for an operator or anything dealing with having a problem. Eventually I just pressed '0' (even though it wasn't an option) and it said I was being transfered to an operator, and then gave me a busy signal. Called back and it hung up on me. After about 7 calls I got an operator, who told me to call a different number.

    5. Re:Real question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And in reality, customers flock to the low cost provider. Serves them right when they get what thy paid for.

      I was recently very surprised when I called JetBlue - a decidedly low cost provider - and immediately got to talk to a very pleasent woman who quickly helped me fix whatever it was I had screwed up.

      In my experience JetBlue for some reason is able to provide superior customer service AND lower prices. They don't give you any "meal" on the flight, but frankly I'd rather do without it anyway.

    6. Re:Real question? by p0ss · · Score: 1

      I recently signed up for premium broadband with the largest telco in Australia, Telstra (bad idea). After waiting two weeks for my starter pack to arrive by mail (i'm a patient person) i eventually rang to see what the delay was, After navigating their system to the appropriate queue and waiting for 30 minutes for any kind of indication for how much longer i had to wait, eventually i was told all of their lines were full and asked wether i could call back tommorrow. I went through this process for three days before eventually reaching an actual human (albeit with an incomprehensible acent) at which point i was informed that they had no record of my account. Clearly they did not want my business, I have never had such a terrible experience with any other company and would warn anyone off any dealings with this company. I am not alone, everyone i have since spoken with about Telstra has spoken of similar experiences. They have market dominance and just do not care about customer service. When i was signing up even their salesperson had to hold the line for a considerable period before confirmation. This should have tipped me off strait away. In my home town, capital of the nation, a new voice recognition system was introduced to the taxi system. i have spoken with a few taxi drivers about it and they have reported estimates of a 20-50% drop off in fares since the new system was implemented. It has failed miserably, and i am yet to find a single person who has had an adequate experience with it. Perhaps the problem is our poor diction (I like many others find myself putting on a fake english accent to communicate with automated systems) , or a poor understanding of the provided options, but surely a company should try to cater to its customers, taking into acount our tiny intellects and pathetic vocal skills before instituting such a stringent system. But as MyLongNickName has stated, it is abundantly clear that the problem is widespread and certainly rooted in a culture of quick sell and poor support. My television has a poor life span and terrible support, why should i expect anything different from any other part of my life?

    7. Re:Real question? by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Tell you what, you try booking a seat on a train by pressing buttons on your phone keypad, then feel free to come back to me if you still can't see the advantage of speech recognition...

      Seriously, though, the reasons are simple. Firstly, it's a more natural mode of interaction and , secondly it allows you to do more. Of course, all this is based on the assumption that the underlying technology, and the user interface, are up to the job, because if they aren't, you're in for a bad experience.

      But if you're standing under an airport flightpath in a force ten gale and the thing's having a bit of trouble understanding you, throw it a bit of slack - it's hard. Look on the bright side - in the vast majority of cases, it's making life easier for people because they don't have to remember which arbitrarily-chosen numbers correspond to which menu options, none of which seem to relate to their query in any way. And of course, pressing buttons on your phone while you're, say, driving your car, is Very Naughty...

    8. Re:Real question? by DudeTheMath · · Score: 1

      Simple: Most keypads are on the side of the phone you're holding up to your ear.

      However, having a numeric backup is important for noisy conditions. In Florida, the 511 (traffic alert) system has a set of numeric codes (275204 = "I-275 Southbound, Tampa"); however, I think you have to look those up ahead of time on the web, because before I had them memorized, I would just get stuck in, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand. What did you want, again?"

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    9. Re:Real question? by real+gumby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, luckily most of the voice systems also allow you to type instead of talking, but even those that do often don't advertise it.

      But what gets my goat (err, I didn't know I had a goat) is *holes like Verizon: I pay to call for phone number lookup and then have to spend extra time listening to an ad before going forward (for which I have to wait unless I wish to speak Spanish). You have to pay attention too or otherwise you miss when it changes to the actual reason for the call.

      Creeps! Yet another reason for me to dump them when the contract is up.

    10. Re:Real question? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      Allstate is terrible at that too. I've timed my calls. One where I listened to all their nonsense before even getting to menus, and one where I memorized the numbers I needed to push and did so as soon as I could. For a simple call of paying my bill only the difference was about 4-5 minutes. It's ridiculous. These calls could still be reduced in time by another minute or so, so it's still not very good, even when I do memorize key presses.

      Are you listening Allstate? Shut that lady on the phone up!

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  4. Pulse Dialing by Bieeanda · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You might be surprised, but there are still a lot of people out there with their phone lines (and phones) configured for pulse-dialing/rotary instead of touch-tone. Unfortunately, speaking from personal experience, they make getting through a traditional digit-entry interface impossible.

    Personally, I haven't had any real trouble using the voice interaction services that my cable company provides. I do try to call from a quiet spot though, and do tend to have to speak more clearly and loudly than I do to the service rep that I eventually get.

    1. Re:Pulse Dialing by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, speaking from personal experience, they make getting through a traditional digit-entry interface impossible.
      No they don't. Just flick the switch on the phone to tone after you dial the number, and then just use the menu normally.

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    2. Re:Pulse Dialing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be surprised, but there are still a lot of people out there with their phone lines (and phones) configured for pulse-dialing/rotary instead of touch-tone.

      Sorry, I find it hard to believe there are "a lot". I don't know your situation but it must be very unusual for internet access to be available but touch-tone dialing isn't. Some very rural areas, perhaps, and some elderly and/or very poor households might be stuck in the 60s ... Other than that those still using pulse-dial phones are neo-luddites who do it by choice. And I would think many companies would write off such customers, as someone who's still using pulse phones in 2006 isn't likely to spend a lot of money on new goods and services.

    3. Re:Pulse Dialing by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 2, Informative

      My phone doesn't have such a switch. My phone has a rotary dial. If I want a 5, I stick my finger in the hole above the "5," and I spin the rotary dial clockwise till it hits the little metal hook and stops. When I release it, it spins backwards and clicks 5 times into the phone line. This is how I dial when using my home phone (obviously my cell phone is not rotary dial). So you see, it really *isn't* always that easy.

    4. Re:Pulse Dialing by lvcipriani · · Score: 1

      Phone companies will eventually charge more if you have a rotary phone instead of a touch tone phone. No joke. The reason is rotary phones use up more phone company resources to place calls.

    5. Re:Pulse Dialing by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I guess I am surprised. Thanks for the blast from the past... that was about 30 years ago that we switched our phones to tone dialing back when the phone company charged extra for that "feature". I didn't know there were phone companies which still allowed pulse dial.

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    6. Re:Pulse Dialing by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, around here we've still got a touch-tone surcharge. Originally it was to offset the cost of rolling touch-tone service out, but it's been squatting on the bills ever since.

    7. Re:Pulse Dialing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Perhaps you should go to the local dollar store and spend the 5 dollars or so to buy a touch tone phone. Or maybe a yard sale and find one for a dollar. It really *is* that easy. The only reason to use a rotary phone is because you choose to, and you have no one to blame but yourself.

    8. Re:Pulse Dialing by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, no!

      All the person has to do is learn to whistle. As long as he can whistle two specific frequencies at the same time within .5 percent of the ITU-T Q.23 specification, he can use the standard DTMF menus!

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    9. Re:Pulse Dialing by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 1

      I still use pulse dialing, especially if I have to use on of the few remaining payphones, and some ass has stuck gum all over the keypad. I can't whistle DTMF tones yet...I always seem to be missing half of it ;)

      I hate all the extra charges phone companies tack on. Makes me hope Skype plus WiMax and a nice mesh network might actually be viable...

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    10. Re:Pulse Dialing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My phone doesn't have such a switch. My phone has a rotary dial. If I want a 5, I stick my finger in the hole above the "5," and I spin the rotary dial clockwise till it hits the little metal hook and stops. When I release it, it spins backwards and clicks 5 times into the phone line. This is how I dial when using my home phone (obviously my cell phone is not rotary dial). So you see, it really *isn't* always that easy.

      What you aren't explaining is why you have such a phone. Is touch tone unavailable in your area (unlikely, if you have a cell.) Are you trying to save a dollar on your bill? Or is it because you like the style, or being "different?"

      I have the feeling it's the latter.

      Whatever it is, I don't feel sorry for you or that anyone should bend over backwards to provide for those who opt to use rotary phones. Technology changes. You should know that, you read Slashdot. At some point you have to let go, or deal with the fact that support for extremely outdated technology will be limited at best. This is not 1976 and expecting anyone (aside from, perhaps, emergency services) to make accomodations for pulse dial is ridiculous. And complaining about the lack of accomodations, doubly so.

    11. Re:Pulse Dialing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason is rotary phones use up more phone company resources to place calls.

      Bullshit.


      Listen up little ones. A long time ago, all phone lines were rotary, and life was good. Then, touch-tone service became available. Touch-tone service was faster & more convenient, so customers had to pay a premium to get touch-tone service. Eventually, almost all phone lines went to touch-tone.

      As more & more people went to all-digital, high-tech phone systems, rotary phones became very, very rare. I still keep a few for old times sake.

      For many companies, to provide rotary service, they emulate a rotary line, and then connect that emulated line to their high-tech phone system.

      So unless your phone company hasn't upgraded its systems since the 1970s, yes, it does cost more to provide rotary service than touch-tone.

    12. Re:Pulse Dialing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The worst is a tone menu without an option to hold for an operator. A company I worked for had a old pulse PBX that functioned flawlessly except for when you came up against a tone operated menu, then you were SOL. If there was no other choice, I could go and use the fax line in reception, usually I just made a note and moved on. Makes me wonder if losing business was ever a selling point of these systems.

      I was recently discussing this with somebody in the military who could not use the local landlines to contact his bank back home when he was stationed on mainland Europe. Seems tone dialing just wasn't availiable in that part of the world. I suppose he should have just got an office job, instead of being 'different'? Your attitude stinks!

    13. Re:Pulse Dialing by lvcipriani · · Score: 1

      That's not necessarily going to keep you from using an automated system, there are pulse-dialing recognition capable systems. Products like that are usually intended for markets where pulse dialing remains predominant, e.g., Indian 10 years ago ( I don't know about today ).

    14. Re:Pulse Dialing by afidel · · Score: 1

      Actualy AFAIK touch tone is available is all areas services by an RBOC, in fact they now charge you an extra monthly fee for using pulse dialing because the equipment to understand pulse is antiquated and they want to go all digital.

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    15. Re:Pulse Dialing by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but wouldn't it be cool if your cell phone *were* rotary dial? Better yet, a rotary Blackberry!

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    16. Re:Pulse Dialing by Tower · · Score: 1

      Heck, there are often sales where you can get cordless phones (used to be 900 MHz, but now even 2.4GHz) phones for free (especially on black friday).

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    17. Re:Pulse Dialing by heptapod · · Score: 1

      > Perhaps you should go to the local dollar store and spend the 5 dollars
      > or so to buy a touch tone phone

      A five dollar phone at a dollar store? Kinda defeats the purpose of a dollar store.

    18. Re:Pulse Dialing by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Um, bullshit. The same equipment that handles DTMF also handles Pulse. Also, they do not charge extra to provide Pulse, they charge extra to provide DTMF, that way they get to charge just about everyone that extra $1 per month, even though it costs them no more to do so.

    19. Re:Pulse Dialing by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you should go to the local dollar store and spend the 5 dollars or so to buy a touch tone phone. Or maybe a yard sale and find one for a dollar.

      However, if you line is configured to only work with pulse, you not only need a touch tone phone, but a phone which supports both touch-tone and pulse, with the little switch to go from one to the other. Those aren't as available as touch-tone-only phones, and and $5 phones you get at the dollar store are cheap in quality and don't always have the pulse switch.

      Now, why would one keep the pulse lines in the house? It's quite simple actually... my mom still has pulse (with touch tone phones that have a switch actually), but refuses to "upgrade" her line to touch tone despite every attempt of the phone company to convince her. The reason is simple, the phone company charges a monthly fee for using touch tone over pulse. That's pretty ridiculous if you ask me. With today's modern technology, I suppose it would cost less to the phone company to *only* support touch tone on their wires rather than having to support both, then they wouldn't need to charge extra for using what is more convenient (although we all know that if they do that, they'll still raise the prices for some strange reason).

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    20. Re:Pulse Dialing by afidel · · Score: 1

      Some telcos now charge an extra monthly fee to users of pulse dial telephones.

      link

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    21. Re:Pulse Dialing by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      The reason is simple, the phone company charges a monthly fee for using touch tone over pulse. That's pretty ridiculous if you ask me.

      There's a phone company that still does that? Where?

      Last time I had an extra "touch tone" charge on my line was at least 10, probably more like 15, years ago.

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    22. Re:Pulse Dialing by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      How about you let go of that phone from the 1970s and spend $5 on a basic touch tone phone?

    23. Re:Pulse Dialing by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      However, if you line is configured to only work with pulse, you not only need a touch tone phone, but a phone which supports both touch-tone and pulse, with the little switch to go from one to the other.

      There is no such line anymore.

      Now, why would one keep the pulse lines in the house? It's quite simple actually... my mom still has pulse (with touch tone phones that have a switch actually), but refuses to "upgrade" her line to touch tone despite every attempt of the phone company to convince her. The reason is simple, the phone company charges a monthly fee for using touch tone over pulse.

      Buy her a touch tone phone, and use it anyway. Phone companies long ago left pulse behind, touch tone works on every line even if you haven't paid the fee. Do you really think there's not a computer at the other end of the line to support these 'pulse' people?

    24. Re:Pulse Dialing by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      There's a phone company that still does that? Where? Last time I had an extra "touch tone" charge on my line was at least 10, probably more like 15, years ago.

      The company is Bell Canada, and I think the charge is about $2.95 or per month (I don't have a phone bill handy...)

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    25. Re:Pulse Dialing by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      There is no such line anymore.

      Yes there is.

      Buy her a touch tone phone, and use it anyway. Phone companies long ago left pulse behind, touch tone works on every line even if you haven't paid the fee. Do you really think there's not a computer at the other end of the line to support these 'pulse' people?

      Do you really think I haven't tried that? As I said, she has a touch-tone phone with a switch to do both (dial with pulse and browse throuh menus with tone). When you pick up the receiver, put the switch to tone, then dial, it doesn't work, the dial tone remains and nothing happens.

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    26. Re:Pulse Dialing by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 1

      I have seen people who still have pulse dialing. After all, some phone companies still charge extra for touch-tone! However, you can get a cheap phone that can switch modes on the fly. Dial using pulse. Have to get through a touch-tone menu? Press one button and the phone switches over.

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    27. Re:Pulse Dialing by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well if you're talking about that backwater of Canada... ;-)

      In the US this isn't true.

    28. Re:Pulse Dialing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you 'flash' the hook for each number... 1 to 5 are fairly easy, 8-9 and zero were harder.

    29. Re:Pulse Dialing by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Verizon charges extra.

    30. Re:Pulse Dialing by nolife · · Score: 1

      I don't have a pots line any more but I do remember being charged by Verizon for touch tone at one point in the past. Another charge that was very frustrating was $2/month they charged to keep my number unlisted and unpublished. Yes, I had to pay a monthly fee for them to not provide me the service of publishing my number.

      It is amazing the what voip has done to increase competition and prices with home phones. Years of being ripped off with the lack reasonably priced options and being nicked to death for basic services by Verizon finally comes back to haunt them. The concept of using pots line for voice service is dying rapidly.

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    31. Re:Pulse Dialing by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Found it.

      Under Optional Service Charge - Touch Call 1.50 per month.

    32. Re:Pulse Dialing by philwx · · Score: 1

      You might be surprised, but there are still a lot of people out there with their phone lines (and phones) configured for pulse-dialing/rotary instead of touch-tone. Unfortunately, speaking from personal experience, they make getting through a traditional digit-entry interface impossible.

      Personally, I haven't had any real trouble using the voice interaction services that my cable company provides. I do try to call from a quiet spot though, and do tend to have to speak more clearly and loudly than I do to the service rep that I eventually get.


      I don't mean to sound jaded, but you're living in fantasy land here. I work for an internet service provider, and I can tell you that the reason they have switched to voice activation is not, in fact, to cater to the 0.00001% of the population that uses pulse. They have fed you the prime rib of BS stories.

      You might have a point if they offered *both* touch tone menu ability and voice substitutions, for the purposes of adding versatility. However, this is largely not the case. The goal is to discourage customers from reaching their destination, customer support. Plain and simple. It is part of a trend towards cost saving. They don't have call center's in India because it adds versatility to your customers. They do it because it saves money.

      I can say that, at a quarterly "low-guys-on-the-totem-pole speak to the big boss man" meeting, I addressed this issue. I asked what the reasoning is behind the voice system. He responded that according to surveys, 70% of the customers liked it. I mentally called BS, as every other customer I had complains bitterly about it and how it appears to be an intentional barrier to support.

      My next question was, "since some people seem to have trouble with the voice system, why not add touch tone ability also as a fallback for them?" His response: "We have no plans to change the phone system at this time." QED. It is intended to drive away customers. I personally do not care, as this is just a college job for me. However, it makes me long for the days when companies tried to earn customer loyalty, and not just go with the herd for the lowest common denominator.

    33. Re:Pulse Dialing by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty lame link. Some info about the internals of a 1980's phone, then an unsubstantiated comment about "Some telcos now charge an extra monthly fee to users of pulse dial telephones.".

      Doesn't prove anything. How about a link to an actual telephone companies site that specifically says they charge extra?

    34. Re:Pulse Dialing by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      You might be surprised, but there are still a lot of people out there with their phone lines (and phones) configured for pulse-dialing/rotary instead of touch-tone. Unfortunately, speaking from personal experience, they make getting through a traditional digit-entry interface impossible.

      Rotary detect - detecting clicks on a line, is pretty trivial as well. If you're worried about noise causing wrong selections, make it so the choice numbers are 0 3 6 and 9. That way, a missed or extra click detected could be construed at the next lower- or higher-numbered choice.

      I don't think that the US has any more operator-controlled phones (last ones in California and Nevada were supposed to be converted in 2003 or so - google for "toll stations") so having absolutely no dialling mechanism probably isn't an issue. Maybe on the rare operator-run private branch exchange or something...

      -b.

    35. Re:Pulse Dialing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tone dialers. Not just for Red Boxing anymore. I keep one beside my 500 set that kicks total ass for industrial durability.

      Those things have existed so long RS doesn't even sell the things anymore.

      Seriously. This problem has been solved since, well, forever almost.

      If you don't have a tone dialer but have a rotary phone maybe it's time to either (a) Buy one. (b) You're too broke, perhaps it's time to give up the phone line and spend the money on writing letters instead. Letters usually get a response without waiting on hold as well.

  5. use DTMF anyway by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

    Most of those systems will still understand a yes as 1 and a no as 2. Even the Microsoft product activation voice menus will let you use the number pad, even though it instructs you to tell it all those numbers.

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  6. They like the money they save. by neo · · Score: 1

    They don't like these voice systems because they are more efficient, they like them because people now expect them but can't bring themselves to hate them enough to demand change.

    Figure that if you can lower your support budget by 30% because people simply give up in voice hell, then any self respecting pointy headed boss would install this thing instantly.

    Think of the jobs you can cut!!!

    1. Re:They like the money they save. by lvcipriani · · Score: 2, Informative

      It can be a much more than that. AT&T was able to reduce the number of long distance operators by 99% and replaced them with a voice recognition system ( I worked on this product ). This was the first use of speech recognition in the US long distance phone network, see:
      http://www.research.att.com/index.cfm?portal=27 ( scroll down to 1992 ) and look for VRCP.

  7. I hate them even when they do work by beavis88 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Your computerized "operator" is NOT my friend - just route my fucking call to one of your marginally competent live operators, and dispense with the virtual pleasantries already. Sprint/Embarq/whatever the fuq they're called now is the worst.

    Oh, and you damn kids, get off my lawn!

    *shake fist*

    1. Re:I hate them even when they do work by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Heck, many of the customer service organizations aren't any better. For many functions, voice-response systems work just fine for me, and it's the live operators who have the scripted formalities they need to read through, wasting both of our time.

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    2. Re:I hate them even when they do work by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Having personally worked as both a representative and a team lead at an inbound call center (for Virgin Mobile, actually) I can say that these things can be necessary. We had one of these systems named Simone, and I can't begin to explain how many times I heard customer's complain about "her". One day I decided to try to get through the process and see how long it would take me following various routes to get to a live advisor, and it was NEVER over 2 minutes, and only 20-30 seconds for most requests. We needed this system because one advisor could not solve every issue. We had temporary reps who could only handle payments and activations, standard reps who could handle most anything, TSG reps (my department) that would deal with port requests, and our Saves team for deactivations.

      Without Simone's routing we would have spent an incredible amount of time just transferring between representatives, and the temp reps would have never worked.

    3. Re:I hate them even when they do work by scdeimos · · Score: 1
      Without Simone's routing we would have spent an incredible amount of time just transferring between representatives, and the temp reps would have never worked.
      That's complete and total bullshit. Interactive touch-tone menus have worked just fine for years and the only people who can't use them are the stubbourn people still using decadic phones (rotary dial for your tweens). My bank used touch-tone menus for years with no problems, but recently switched to a voice-activated menu system. You absolutely positively cannot get the stupid thing to work if there is a TV or radio going nearby - and sometimes you don't have control over that because someone else wants/needs that going.
    4. Re:I hate them even when they do work by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

      I took the parent post as meaning he just wanted to go straight to a live advisor and skip any automated system altogether.

    5. Re:I hate them even when they do work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For this reason eMachines will never have me as a paying customer again.

      I got a machine from a friend, and was going to reinstall it. First I wanted to see if there was an updated BIOS. eMachines' web site was not helpful, so I called them. The lady insisted on "creating a relationship" with me. I told her I did not need a relationship, I just needed a link to the location on their website which had the updated BIOS. She said she was unable to give me that information until she had created a relationship.

      So I asked to speak to her supervisor. She said she'd be back in 5 minutes, which turned into 10, then she came back and said she was unable to escalate my call until I had been entered into the customer database (i.e., "I can only talk to management if I consent to receiving spam").

      They permamently lost my business, and all my friends' and associates' business--and my company's business as well, because I both specify and approve.

    6. Re:I hate them even when they do work by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Remember, the poster you're replying to works in a call center, which means the logic processor in his brain has been replaced with the "anti-logic" processor used by people in customer service. This is particularly true in retail, call center, or airline jobs. Whatever makes the most sense to an average person, they do the opposite. Whatever would take the longest to do and frustrate the customer most, they do. I wish someone could post a scientific explaination to this phenomenon, which has been observed and confirmed on multiple occaisions.

  8. a lotta stuff comes into play by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Informative

    I use ivr systems all the time, I almost NEVER have them misunderstand me.

    ennunciation at times helps.. pausing between #'s helps.

    I know a lotta eastern europeans, they all scream bloody murder when they try...

    you could always refer to http://gethuman.com/ if you just can't take it
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    1. Re:a lotta stuff comes into play by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Funny
      pausing between #'s helps
      It's too bad no one's tried putting a numeric input pad on telephones, to make this unnecessary.
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    2. Re:a lotta stuff comes into play by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      I don't find you really need to know any secrets to those, you just say "operator" a few times. It's usually set up to recognize that, but even if not it'll get confused after a few tries and give you one.

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    3. Re:a lotta stuff comes into play by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      It depends on what you are trying to do.

      For something that the programmers expect and is common, I'm sure that its pretty good.

      The one time I used this type of system was to remove a a part of my service. I had to start guessing what key words they wanted, the system kept on interpreting that I wanted to add a service or remove my service entirely. Insanely fustrating.

      I finally said "Problem. billing." and got to a human that could then forward me to the correct number.

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    4. Re:a lotta stuff comes into play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, speech recognition systems work better on digits than almost anything else, aside from yes/no.

    5. Re:a lotta stuff comes into play by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      here's the thing... they don't work for me, normally. I've been told by many people that I've got a "radio voice", and I just happen to hail from the midwest - the demographic part of the country that is considered the easiest to understand.

      I ocntinually have problems, just the same. yes, I'll admit that I end up getting frustrated with the damn things and start raising my voice on a 'bad day' or when I'm in a rush (especially when I had to wait on hold for the damn machine - what kind of sense does that make?)

      the caveat? I only have a cell phone, not a landline. I probably will never have a landline unless I move far enough out into the country that my cell phone consistently doesn't receive service. there are a lot of people like me in that regard, yet, you've got to dig pretty damn deep to speak with an operator who can get you where you're trying to go pretty damn quickly.

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    6. Re:a lotta stuff comes into play by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      ennunciation at times helps.. pausing between #'s helps.
      Not to mention that often systems that are programmed for IVR recognition of voice numbers will also accept touchtone numbers. Microsoft's Windows XP activation phone number is the most obvious example I can think of, where using DTMF (touch tone) is much faster than IVR when it comes to entering all those numbers (the voice recognition delay is eliminated, and no chance of misrecognition).
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    7. Re:a lotta stuff comes into play by Bertie · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't have to pause between numbers, or modify your speech in any way, in fact. It's a common mistake that people make when confronted with a speech recognition system to speak more slowly and clearly. Actually, this just confuses the recogniser, which has been trained up on unimaginably huge corpora of everyday speech. Of course, the problem with this is that people then get even more annoyed at how the system doesn't seem to understand them no matter how hard they try, when actually the right thing to do would be to stop trying so hard!

      Some more well-designed systems, if you're getting absolutely nowhere, will suggest to you that you should just speak in your normal voice. Often people take the hint and get on just fine after this helpful hint. Unfortunately there's always a few poor souls who just can't make themselves understood (or just won't do as they're told).

      Of course, if you find it works better if you pause between numbers, carry on, all that matters is that you get out of it what you need to. But I just know it shouldn't, really.

    8. Re:a lotta stuff comes into play by nsingapu · · Score: 1

      gethuman is a good resource for getting into a hold queue. On many phone systems there are also shortcuts to skip to the front of hold queues (I think they were intended for field agents and such - most of the systems which have these shortcuts are older ones). Older AT&T systems for instance will place you first if you repeatedly press *# (mabye fifteen repitions).

  9. If it ain't broke... by eyeball · · Score: 3, Funny

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  10. They Do Work by nathanh · · Score: 1

    I use telephone voice recognition systems regularly and I have no trouble at all. The clunky touch tone menu systems make you listen to 30 seconds of options before you reach the option you need. The voice system is both faster and easier.

    If you are having trouble with voice recognition then perhaps you should enunciate your words more clearly.

    1. Re:They Do Work by kent_eh · · Score: 1
      If you are having trouble with voice recognition then perhaps you should enunciate your words more clearly.


      Or maybe learn to speak english without an accent, or speech impediment.

      That can't be too hard, can it?

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  11. I don't mind them by modeless · · Score: 1

    It's been a long time since I was stuck in a menu system and unable to talk to a person. Just press zero, or simply wait. Many even tell you this. For Cingular's, you can even say out loud "I want to talk to a person" and the computer responds "Okay!" and connects you.

    Sometimes, though, the automated system is just what you need. UPS has a great system; when you miss a delivery they leave you a note with a confirmation number you can read to their system and get the status of your package, and even schedule when to pick it up. I particularly like the "beep beep boop" computery sounds it plays while it is "thinking," just to let you know it is still on the line.

    1. Re:I don't mind them by gregmac · · Score: 1

      It's been a long time since I was stuck in a menu system and unable to talk to a person. Just press zero, or simply wait. Many even tell you this. For Cingular's, you can even say out loud "I want to talk to a person" and the computer responds "Okay!" and connects you.

      Bell Canada's does that when you swear at it. (I'm not kidding!)

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    2. Re:I don't mind them by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Neat.

      Incidentally, some of these systems have easter eggs in 'em. Orange's sadly departed Wildfire answerphone service here in the UK had a couple of beauties - saying "what does a cow do?" would cause the very prim-and-proper lady on the other end to go "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

  12. marketing by pbjones · · Score: 1

    I believe that is being used to demonstrate that a company it a H-tech company, or that is the way that it is being marketed. It may be OK for phone directory help, but totally wrong for just about everything else. I work for a company that gets wrong calls all day long because we have a name similar to another company, it is costing our company money because of the use of these systems.

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    1. Re:marketing by dhasenan · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is totally NOT okay for telephone directory assistance.

      Understanding human speech is quite difficult. Directory assistance requires the computer to parse pretty much arbitrary words, which is the most difficult task in understanding speech--you have an entire lexicon and can't weight any set of words much. On the other hand, if you're creating an automated flight booking system, then you only have a limited range of vocabulary that you even need to consider. That is much easier--or at least, you get a much greater confidence in your accuracy.

    2. Re:marketing by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Understanding human speech is quite difficult. Directory assistance requires the computer to parse pretty much arbitrary words, which is the most difficult task in understanding speech--you have an entire lexicon and can't weight any set of words much.

      Yes, although humans are remarkably bad in this regard as well. When was the last time that you tried to read an address to a person over the phone.

      The real answer is better online support and better integration. Give me a direct number for what I need. Remember my phone number and let me enter a PIN to access my account. Don't make me tell my info to the person on the phone.

      411 is largely obsolote for me, and it should be for everyone else. Why can't we have an app on cellphones that lets you do number lookups (my phone does - it's called Google).

    3. Re:marketing by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Of course you can weight them - you can start by favouring the most common names. Plus, you'd be surprised how good modern recognisers are at dealing with large grammars (i.e. sets of acceptable utterances). But the real trick is to ask the right questions in the right order and progressively narrow down the size of the search space.

      For instance, one system I worked on took hotel bookings by credit card. To do this, you need to take the name and address of the cardholder. As you rightly point out, asking someone their name and searching through the set of all names is relatively difficult. A much more sensible approach is to take their postcode and get back an n-best list of possible matches for that. You then take them through collecting the rest of their address, narrowing down the list of possibilities until eventually you arrive at just one. This should provide a list of names at that address, and so instead of trying to recognise a name from tens of thousands, you've got it down to just a few possibilities, and all without asking any more questions than you would have had to ask anyway - you just changed their ordering to make them more effective.

  13. Good reasons by BoneFlower · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Surveys have been done that show more people get more pissed off about being transferred than they do for having to sit through a menu before they speak to someone. Automated information available on many can save the customers time, which is another reason they are so popular.

    They aren't specifically for driving people away. They exist to reduce teh need for them to speak to someone in the first place, and if that fails, to help ensure they speak to the right person right away.

    1. Re:Good reasons by Dynedain · · Score: 1
      They exist to reduce teh need for them to speak to someone in the first place, and if that fails, to help ensure they speak to the right person right away.


      9 times out of 10, when I have to punch in my account number or other identifying information in the automated system, I still have to give it to the live person for them to pull up my information because the machine doesn't give them the info. What's the point of having me indicate who I am to the machine, if the machine can't tell the operator who I am?

      This article is particularily about the self-help voice-activated systems. With those, the information or help I need is rarely in the phone system. It's generally much easier to find online, and if I'm calling in, it's specifically because I need to talk to a real person to get the info.

      Waste. Of. Time.
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    2. Re:Good reasons by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

      Simply put: you are the minority.

      Try working a call center. 99.9% of your calls are things people could have done on the website if they tried. Or even (in my case) through their cell phone that they're calling us on. Lots of people won't help themselves if we'll help them, even if it takes 3 times as long for us to do it for them.

      We always loved customers like you who were calling for something they actually couldn't do on the website, but again, they were the vast majority.

      As for the live advisor asking for you to repeat your information, that could be a number of reasons, such as the representative not synching their hardware correctly with their software which prevents auto-population.

    3. Re:Good reasons by Hillman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're gonna hate this.

      It's usually not for the agents. In the call center I work in (not on the phones, thank god!) they use the account number to access your account to prioritize your call depending on how much money you bring in. In other words, the more money you spend, the faster you'll speak to someone.

    4. Re:Good reasons by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Oh I have no doubt it's not for the agents. I imagine plenty of other nefarious uses like auto-flagging frequent callers, or tracking how long different account holders will deal with the system before punching 0, or even just giving the PHBs data points to drool about without them ever having to talk to their employees.

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    5. Re:Good reasons by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      99.9% of your calls are things people could have done on the website if they tried.

      In contrast, I only call when there is something I couldn't do on the website. Unfortunately, those are the same things that can't be done with the automated system. I usually find myself losing patience and repeatedly punching zero while saying "No! Operator! No! Operator!" until I get someone. And of course the first live person you get can also only do things that you could have done yourself on the website.

      I wonder if any of the systems have a secret word you can say to get direct to a second-line person who actually knows and can do things.

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    6. Re:Good reasons by Harik · · Score: 1

      No, because self-important idiots will call second-line tech support because their computer won't work when the power is out. You can sometimes get account-flagged to 'not a monkey', but that's rare.

      The REALLY smart people at good companies are kept entirely anonymous, because they're the only ones that can fix the really tough problems, and you don't want random idiots calling them asking how to cut-and-paste.

    7. Re:Good reasons by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      What bothers me is when the company spends 10 minutes playing back a silly recording telling me to visit their website.

      What was worse was the last time I switched my dentist, I called my insurance company, and the recording gave me a URL to visit. I visited the URL, and found a dentist, but then the system wouldn't let me switch unless I called them! Again, I called back, and listened to 10 minutes worth of recordings telling me to use the web!

      When I call a company, I really need to speak to someone. Nothing pisses me off more then listening to a useless 10 minute recording.

    8. Re:Good reasons by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

      Yes, if you'd like 2 hour hold times. The reason the first person you talk to is trained so little is because so many of them are needed. And I was saying that 99% of the calls received by customer service are people who COULD have just used the website. Very few people use self service even if it's quicker and easier than calling in. They just want a rep to take care of their problem for them. For example: about 1/10th of the calls I took in tier 1 were people who wanted to make a payment. They could do this through our website, through the menu of their cellphone (I worked for a mobile company), through our IVR system (by either speaking numbers OR dialing them), or of course, a live advisor. I was a tier 2 rep, and my department did have a direct line to bypass the IVR and tier 1. We almost never gave this number out because as soon as someone had it, they would never use the standard line again. The issue with this is Tier 1 has about 1000 reps peak. My Tier 2 dept. had about 20.

    9. Re:Good reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I can't speak for everybody, but the only reason I get annoyed when I'm transferred is because there's no handoff. Once I'm transferred I have to start all over from scratch again. If companies would have some kind of tracking and ticketing system that was tied into my phone call, and if the representative would bother to take ten seconds to explain the case to the person he's transferring me to, I would never have a problem with it. But when I have to repeat my name, rank, and serial number half a dozen times because my problem is hard and they don't know who to send me to, that pisses me off to no end.

    10. Re:Good reasons by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

      Surveys have been done that show more people get more pissed off about being transferred than they do for having to sit through a menu before they speak to someone. Automated information available on many can save the customers time, which is another reason they are so popular.

      Then why is it everytime I go through AT&T's IVR system, I follow the menu and input my state and the type of line I'm calling on. What's the first question the phone jockey asks me... every single time? "What state? What kind of line?"

      I have to say though... after the SBC and AT&T merger - AT&T call centers are 4 billion times better, maybe even 5 billion... compared to the unionized folks SBC had. I'm a pleasent fellow and don't expect miracles - I worked helpdesk for 3 years, I know how the general public trashes call center folks - so I tend to be very professional and polite to people I call for help. SBC's folks never failed to treat me like garbage... even when I requested a manager for people transfered three times and got put on hold for 30 minutes only to be answered by "Are you still there? Hold please"

      Management says - they're union, nothing we can do. If they closed those down - it would have been the best thing AT&T could have done for me.

  14. A little story for y'all by gnu-sucks · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm pretty sick this week. Having never used my insurance with a doctor before, I called in.

    "Welcome to bla bla... to speak with someone regarding covered facilities press 6" ::beep::
    "If your Insur-ID begins with a W, press 1" ::beep::
    "If the W is followed by three numbers and a hyphen or dash, press 1" ::beep::
    "Please type in your complete Insur-ID. You can enter letters by-" ::beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:bee p:beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:beep:bee p:beep:beep::
    "If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911." ::pause::
    "Please hold." ::pause::
    "Due to unusually high call volume [8am saturday], we are experiencing higher-than-usual wait time. Your expected wait time is Two. Minutes. And. Five. Seconds. Please continue to hold." ::pause::
    "Thanks for using Enormous insurence inc, may I please have your date of birth, Insur-ID...."

    That's as verbatim as I can remember it. Seriously. Can you imagine an elderly person trying to do this... up hill, both ways, with a rotary phone, in the snow?

    1. Re:A little story for y'all by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I've never understood why they ask you for something in the phone menus only to have the person who picks up ask you for it again.

    2. Re:A little story for y'all by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I've never understood why they ask you for something in the phone menus only to have the person who picks up ask you for it again.

      My understanding was that it is not a 100% sure thing that the info they get from IVR system belongs to the person whose call they were transfered (most IVR systems are actually fairly descrete systems loosely tied to other systems, such as CSR's info screens, and errors may occur during handoff.) So in the case of sensitive information (Banking, Healthcare, etc_ they will ask you to repeat info to confirm what they see on the screen. This is for legal reasons as risks of giving wrong person information, not matter how unlikely this scenario is, are unacceptable.

      -Em

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    3. Re:A little story for y'all by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      The real question is, why is the 911 info buried deeply in the menus?

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    4. Re:A little story for y'all by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Does that thing REALLY take all that information off you and THEN suggest that if this is an emergency call, you've just wasted several vitally important minutes?

      That's jaw-droppingly bad design.

  15. skip them all by mz001b · · Score: 4, Informative
    A very useful site: gethuman database.

    I lump the voice and keypad menus in the same boat -- I just want to talk to a
    person as quick as possible.

    1. Re:skip them all by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

      I remember calling my great grandmother collect once, and it was in the days where you could hear the other person accept or decline charges. It went like this:

      "Hello. You have a collect call from SAY YES ITS ME. Do you wish to accept charges?"
      "I'm sorry what'd you say hun?" ::click::

    2. Re:skip them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

      been there done that. it would have been damn funny, if it wasn't my only phone call.

    3. Re:skip them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hello. You have a collect call from "Pick me up at school". Do you wish to accept the charges?

    4. Re:skip them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing to say is I'M IN JAIL. Then you figure out if they really are your friend.

    5. Re:skip them all by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Sounds like that TV commercial a while back...

      Excited new father at hospital calls his aging parents collect. Old dad picks up, hears, "will you accept a call from Mr. Hayitsbobweehhoddababyeetzaboy?". Old dad says "no". Old mom asks old dad, "Who was it?" Old dad says, "It was Bob. They had the baby. It's a boy!"

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    6. Re:skip them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another way to get an operator is to start cursing at the voice recognition software. I remember reading something about that a few months back.

  16. I hate voice recognition systems by dosius · · Score: 1

    Usually the first thing I say over one of these numbers is "I WISH TO SPEAK WITH AN OPERATOR." Slow, loud and clear. And then the damn machine tries to dissuade me from speaking with an operator. >. I just would rather state my situation SIMPLY, than deal with some bot on the phone line that can't understand my unusual mode of speech.

    -uso.

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    1. Re:I hate voice recognition systems by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      It's true, usually after sitting there for two minutes going through options I need to get transferred around at least once, maybe even twice, to get to the person I really need to talk to. I actually found e-mail and those online tech support chats have faster and better turn-around then even using the phone these days.

    2. Re:I hate voice recognition systems by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Well, when it's a choice between an underpaid, uninterested dumbass human, and a well-designed, efficient machine, I'll go artificial every time.

      Of course it's going to dissuade you from speaking to a human - that's expensive. Thing is, if the machine does the job you need it to do, why not just go with it? Fine, if you've tried and failed with it, go to an operator by all means, but give the thing a chance, you might find it does the trick.

  17. Uninformed Users / Unprepared Programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Case in point:

    Vendor 'A' comes to Customer and says "Look at these numbers!"
    Customer says "Wow! These things really work!"
    Vendor 'A' walks away with huge sums of money for providing a _framework_ for the fancy system. (Of course, there's a second contract that provides millions more for development of said framework, but that gets held up by the Customers lawyers and never gets off the ground).

    Customer then goes to the people who used to design/program the old touch-tone interfaces, and says "this is just like doing those old DTMF interfaces...go to it!"

    Provider of said service says "I guess we'll write it the same way as we used to, since we a) don't know any better and b) don't have any money for training in the new system -- (write, write, write) -- okay, done!" Customer saves millions of dollars but doesn't account for the fact that the two kinds of systems are radically different. Solution falls on its face. Customer, too embarrassed to admit that they've been bamboozled by slick sales people, lives with the new system and blames all the problems on the poor schmucks who wrote it.

  18. Saves Money by alanjstr · · Score: 1

    Voice menus save companies enormous amounts of money. Its called self-service. The less the company has to spend on human beings, the lower their costs. They try to take care of the most common items via IVR. For example, if 45% of callers want to know their current balance, then having a menu item for that prevents 45% of people from having to sit on hold or talking to a rep.

    1. Re:Saves Money by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      That's absolutely true. But the original complaint was primarily about systems that "want you to 'just say' how it can help you", as opposed to those where you can push numbers on the keypad to select the option you want.

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  19. I have had terrible experiences with voice menus by JeffHunt · · Score: 1

    Our local transit authority, TriMet, has a voice menu system for the "Call A Bus" bus schedule hotline. It's terrible.

    TriMet: "Please speak your route number"
    Me: "Thirty Eight"
    T: "You said: Thir-tee. Eight. Is this correct?" (Why do they always ask this?)
    M: "Yes."
    T: "Please speak your current location."
    M: "Seventy-second avenue and (whatever street)".
    T: "I'm sorry, I couldn't understand that. Please repeat your current location."
    M: "Seventy-second avenue and (whatever street)".
    T: "I'm sorry, I couldn't understand that. Please repeat your current location."
    M: (shouting and articulating each syllable) "SE-VEN-TEE SE-CONT AVE-EN-OO AND (WHATEVER STREET)!!"
    T: "I'm sorry ..."
    M: (Presses "zero")

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  20. Noise level by Trevin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My complaint about these system's isn't that they're harder to use -- most of the ones I've tried work well, as long as you use the limited vocabulary that the computer is programmed to understand. I don't like them because they're less efficient than the keypad for numeric input, and because (in many cases, though not all) you aren't given any option other than to speak aloud.

    What if you're in a busy office environment and you don't want to disturb your coworkers, or have people listening in to your conversation with a machine?

    What if you're at home in the early morning or late at night and don't want to disturb the other members of the household (roommate, significant other, baby, whatever)?

    What if you've lost your voice through injury or illness?

    I'll agree that for a long list of multiple-choice options, voice-recognition systems are a vast improvement over numeric menus. But at least they should all leave the option of providing digital input to a computerized system.

    1. Re:Noise level by _tognus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What if you've lost your voice through injury or illness?

      Would you be using a phone in that case?

    2. Re:Noise level by lvcipriani · · Score: 1

      I dispute that they are always less efficient. You can speak a 16 digit credit card number very fast and it will be recognized just fine. AT&T Universal Card has been doing that for over a decade. In this particular case I prefer to speak instead of type ( unless I'm in a public place where privacy trumps speed ).

    3. Re:Noise level by Bertie · · Score: 1

      If it just doesn't allow you to type in strings of numbers as well as say them, then it's an extremely bad design, and I'd be surprised if there's too many systems out there that are like that. For instance, who in their right minds would read out their credit card details in public? You need to be able to type stuff like that in.

  21. Am I the only one who likes these things? by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

    I've had some good experiences with voice-activated menus (and some not-so-good ones), however my favorite part is usually just saying "representative" will get you to talk to a live rep - saves me a lot of time listening to options etc (although 0 sometimes sends you to a rep, sometimes it doesn't).

    1. Re:Am I the only one who likes these things? by Romwell · · Score: 1

      Hey, I remember getting very annoyed by (IIRC) Verizon's voice systems. The system could not understand me even when I said "representative". After several failures, it did get me to the representative though. Just to be fair: 1. I didn't know I could press 0 2. I AM 'Eastern-European'

  22. I prefer them. by MarkRose · · Score: 1

    Personally, I prefer the voice menus to the touch tone menus. Rather than having to listen to some recording drone on about options, I just say what I want. The only difficulty is when my issue is beyond the scope of the options -- which is a problem with touch navigation, too. And once I've found where I need to go, it's easier to just say it next time than to remember some arcane sequence of numbers to press.

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  23. Invariably... by asr_man · · Score: 1

    Invariably, the system fails to understand your input, or picks up background noise or coughs as intended inputs.

    Invariably the posted article makes assertions in the superlative to which the lazy will wag their heads yes. Let me tell you what is invariable.

    Invariably, company call centers are an expense, not a profit. Invariably companies want to save expense, and call center automation improves over time due to improving recognition and voice application technology.

    Invariably the systems that stay fielded are the ones that do the job -- 80%+ automation at 10-25% the cost of non-automated.

    Invariably someone with nothing better to do will whine about a problem in broad strokes on a blog for more page hits.

    Sheesh.

    1. Re:Invariably... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      And invariably when I call up these bots with voice recognition and say "(X product) is having some issues, here are the symptoms" that bot's going to be not smart enough to diagnose and repair the problem at all, and there's no way in hell you could program a bot to supply a pre-programmed response to every minor problem or glitch that comes along. No thank you, either give me human voices or I don't buy your shit, PERIOD.

      Thank god Linux support is 100% human-based, and free at that. I'd really fucking hate to try to say every individual alphanumeric and punctuation character in my config files just for the bot to try to comprehend, so it can attempt to analyze my code (assuming it understood every piece of information I gave it,) tell me what the fuck I did wrong.

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  24. That's an NSA extension, right? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Just checking, 'coz it seemed obvious. (-: Did I get a 1 or a 2? :-)

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  25. Good money after bad. by cpuffer_hammer · · Score: 1

    Contact center managers are being pushed to reduce costs. For instance a customer call costing $3.50 to complete with an agent only costs $0.35 if it is processed by the automated system. On top of contact centers are mostly seen as loss centers (as apposed too profit centers). So the pressure is on to use anything that could get more people to process there questions with the automated systems. The vendors that offer voice recognition systems are pushing their offerings hard contact center managers will try anything that will reduce costs.

    This brings us to the questions of measurement and testing. I am yet to see or hear of a study on the streets opinion on these systems. (This could be an interesting graduate, or even under graduate project.) Testing on the other hand I do know. Testing is all too often a after thought, testers are undervalued and nonexistent. Automated testing tools are few (yes I work for a test tool vendor). Most of the time testing only starts after the application has been written, and is limited in time and scope. All to often the time runs out before the testing starts (programing is behind and the go live date will not be pushed), while the scope is limited by the lack of test data or an adequate test environment.

    Charles Puffer

  26. Swear a lot by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had an AI prof who used to work on these kinds of systems at Lucent. He told us that one of the usability bits they ran into was trying to detect when the AI was in over its head. Apparently, swearing proved to be a good indicator. So if you ever want to bypass the machine, just say "earmuffs" to your kids and start spewing profanity into the phone. I've never tried it myself, but if nothing else, I imagine it would be somewhat satisfying as a last resort.

    1. Re:Swear a lot by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

      Haha, didn't work with our system. The center I worked for's automated system would actually say "I'm sorry, you must be having a bad day" and hang up on you if you tried the same thing. One of the few things that made it seem like the company actually cared about the reps.

    2. Re:Swear a lot by DeRes · · Score: 1

      Swearing at the machine has worked for me 2 out of 3 times so far. If it works, you'll here something like "I'm transfering you to a customer support agent". And the time it didn't work, at least the woman was laughing when she answered.

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    3. Re:Swear a lot by lvcipriani · · Score: 1

      What is this professors name ? I'm still at Lucent ( really ) and can look up his name in our documentation database.

    4. Re:Swear a lot by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Eric Fossler Lussier. He didn't really talk about lucent stuff other than to say generally what kinds of systems he worked on and relay that anecdote about swearing. In other words, if I thought he'd violated an nda or anything I wouldn't give his name. His CV says he was with Bell Labs / Lucent Technologies from 2000-2002.

    5. Re:Swear a lot by crvtec · · Score: 1

      That's actually somewhat interesting... The other day, I was having problems with my Sprint service, so I went to call customer support. The automated system asked "What would you like help with today?" I tried several options, none of which took me to a prompt I wanted to be at, so I hung up and called back. My next visit to that prompt, I screamed "F*** Sprint they F'ing suck!". The response? "Sounds like you want to cancel your service, let me transfer you."

    6. Re:Swear a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because some AI researcher once had this idea doesn't mean that it is widely implemented in actual systems. As someone whose job is to optimize these systems, I can tell you that you are more likely to get an operator by clearly saying "operator" or "agent" once than by saying "f--- you". The latter is almost certainly not in the grammar which defines what the system can recognize. It may occasionally get misrecognized as "operator" or "agent", but only if those options are in the grammar in the first place, in which case it is more effective just to ask for one.

      If it makes you feel better to swear at the system, by all means go ahead, but don't expect it to get you where you are going faster.

    7. Re:Swear a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just give it a good old rasberry. Thththththp!
      Works for me.

  27. Voice Menus by azrider · · Score: 1

    My thoughts (take them as you will) 1: "Enter your four digit id number and press the pound (#) key - This is an intelligent system that cannot recognize 4 digits being entered? 2: AVR: "Please say why you are calling"; response "Operator"; "Please say what this is about"; response "OPERATOR"; please give you pin number/password. The first time an automatic voice response system is told that it CANNOT handle the request, it should pass the request to a human attendant. This leads to my number 3 (and biggest pet peave - SPRINT ARE YOU LISTENING??) 3: After navigating 3+ menus, the response is Our office is closed, please call between 8 and 5 pm (choose your time zone) Monday through Friday. This, after entering telephone number, pin, etc. If the call is not going to be accepted, while at the same time asking customers to input a variety of personal data in the open, TELL THEM UP FRONT that their information is not going do do them any good.

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  28. it saves millions by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

    for a large company, like say Citibank, it saves miliions and millions of dollars a year. They figure out what most people are calling about (say with a credit card its balance inquiries and making payments over the phone) and tries to get you do that in an automated fashion.

    Yes, its annoying to many of us. Most places, you can press "0" or in the case of listening for your voice, you can say operator and go right to a live person. Some systems are so advanced that if you sound angry, you are pushed up in the que.

    Try calling Experian some time. There is absolutely no way to speak to a human. They refer you to their website which then refers you back to the same phone number. You can ONLY contact them by writing for many things. Now THAT is infuriating...

    1. Re:it saves millions by wbren · · Score: 1

      The original submission was about IVR systems that require (or request) you to speak to the computer in order to get anything done.

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  29. Yes, they work for the airlines by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    My thoughts exactly. I used American's system a number of times recently due to a death in the family, and it worked just fine.

    I liked it better than the touch tone systems. And it works *much* better for phones where the keypad is on the handset; then you have to keep moving the handset away from your head to push a button, and hope you don't miss any of the next voice part.

    I would much rather just deal with a human, though.

  30. You can avoid all this... by Dracil · · Score: 1

    by using cheatsheets like the one at http://gethuman.com/

  31. M-O-N-E-Y by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    Say it with me: MONEY. Having automated systems is just plain cheaper. Sure they still have to have real live people around to take a few of the calls. But I'd guess that by implementing "self-assist" voice menu systems, 9 out of 10 calls can be handled by the machine and not take up the time of the "expensive" employee. When dealing with just about any business decision, the answer usually boils down to M-O-N-E-Y.

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  32. Good, Cheap, Service.. pick any two by billcopc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The truth is that good service is cost-prohibitive. It would be great if every ISP had a team of operators whose sole job is to find out what you need and directly transfer you to the proper department, but people cost money, to the tune of 25-30k yearly. That same money can be pumped into an irritating phone system that not only does the same job without a salary, but also deters a non-negligible number of callers and forces them to try other solutions. Let's face it: some people are addicted to phones.. when I was running a retail shop, I had people call me up for no reason at all, they were just creepy losers trying to kill time by talking to a semi-stranger. In the case of tech support, it's even worse because people are just plain ignorant and they expect everyone to hold their hand. I don't care that "you" paid "good money" for "a high end computer", or that "you" will "take" your "business" "elsewhere" if I don't clean out *YOUR* spyware and send you a "FREE" copy of MS Office because you "misplaced" your CD. Phones enable stupidity because people eventually learn to rely on the phone rather than use their own brain. How many times have you had someone call you with a question, only to end up saying "Nevermind, I just figured it out", just after they've talked your ear off and indirectly accused you for their ignorance, nevermind interrupting your lv60 raid while a 350$/hr hooker was peeing on your rug in seven different languages.

    If someone can come up with an even more hostile, alienating device for call centers, I'm rooting for them!

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    1. Re:Good, Cheap, Service.. pick any two by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If someone can come up with an even more hostile, alienating device for call centers, I'm rooting for them!

      Microsoft did it for me.

      This was about the fifth or sixth time I'd called Microsoft support, when we were upgrading our first Windows NT domain from an NT 3.1 server to 3.51... I got a nice helpful-sounding bloke who proceded to take me through a set of directions that, within minutes after hanging up, left our whole network down because of a licensing problem. I called them back and was told that I'd used up my three free support calls and I needed to set up a support contract... could I give them my credit card or purchase order number?

      I'm afraid I got a bit ironic, not to say sarcastic, with them before I hung up and ran off to get purchasing to start the paperwork for a support contract. I then used Usenet (this was before google) to get the answer, fixed the problem, and a week later someone from Microsoft called me, apologised, gave me the same instructions I got from Usenet, and said they'd reset my three free support calls.

      I don't think we used any of them.

      Now I realise that this was atypical, and I've met some really good people at Microsoft more than willing to go the extra mile for the customer...

      But you have to admit that taking a network down and asking for money to fix it is a mite more hostile than voice menus. :)

    2. Re:Good, Cheap, Service.. pick any two by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I was with you up till this part:

      350$/hr hooker was peeing on your rug in seven different languages

      I...er, I mean friends only get five languages - you, sir, are full of shit.

  33. Verizon's system is horrible by acvh · · Score: 1

    I have never had it come remotely close to guessing what I want, and I do try to help it understand.

    What's even worse in my book, though, is a system that makes you enter an account number and then transfers you to a rep who asks for your account number. I know it isn't hard to transfer the number along with the call, I admin a system that does just that.

  34. I remember when dell did this.... by BenjiTheGreat98 · · Score: 1

    Dell did this about one or 2 years ago and I remember the first time I called them after the system was instated. Invariably, it did not work as intended. I was sharing and office with another woman and here is what she heard:

    "No."

    "No."

    "No!"

    "NNNOOOO!"

    "IT DOESN"T WORK!!!"

    and so on....

    She thought I was ripping into some poor soul trying to help me get the parts I needed. After I explained I was yelling at a voice rec system, we both had a good laugh. I'd always anounce I was calling Dell after that so she'd know I wasn't ripping into somebody. But I still hate those voice rec systems.

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  35. You want me to say WHAT out loud? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not always in my nice private home when I want to deal with these things. So I'm supposed to say my "sixteen digit account number" out loud in the fucking airport, train station, office, or whatever? I don't think so. Of course the one's that ask you to punch it in alwas give to some idiot that asks for it again anyway. You can't win.

    The only two words I say are "Agent" and "Operator." Grumble, grumble, grumble. Someone else already posted the gethuman database link It's a lifesaver.

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    1. Re:You want me to say WHAT out loud? by leehwtsohg · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... and when you do get an agent, what do you do with your 16 digit account number?

  36. This works by Zadaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You might get modded funny, but I'd give it a +1 informative.

    After moving last month I navigated quite a number of these systems, ranging from Not Completely Infuriating to Horrible. (Yes, I enunciate clearly, you smart asses)

    After the sixth time the electric company's system misunderstood me I said "Fuck you!" very clearly to which it responded with "I thought I heard you say you'd like to talk to an operator. Please wait while we connect you."

    Subsequent use of that colorful phrase gave me an operator in about 3/4 of the voice menus I tried.

    1. Re:This works by anticypher · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is a system like that here in Belgium. The first thing it has to do is determine which of the two official languages the caller would like to work in.

      [in dutch] if you would like to speak in dutch, say "vlaams"
      [in french] if you would like to speak in french, say "français"

      I say "fuck you" rather strongly

      the machine responds in english, "please wait while we connect you with an operator"

      It seems they haven't completely translated all their voice prompts yet. At least english language profanity is built into the system. I've tried a number of french and dutch curse words, but the shortcut doesn't work.

      the AC

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    2. Re:This works by lvcipriani · · Score: 1

      One box I worked on long ago had an unofficial f*** command. It printed "Watch it!" and then did a stty 0 to log you out.

  37. But they don't! by Slashdiddly · · Score: 1

    They don't stick with voice menus. If they did I wouldn't have to "listen to all the options since our menus have recently changed"

  38. No good with kids in the house by tulare · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've got a 4-year-old who is going through that stage where the use of the phone causes instant pandemonium - she sees me on the phone, and suddenly the same child who has been ignoring me for the past half hour will do anything and everything to grab my attention. This is common at this age, apparently. A large part of the problem is that many IVR systems are programmed to hang up if they get too many invalid responses. At least with a "press 3 for billing" solution, you can let it babble for a minute while you can handle things not related to talking to a robot. I'm sure other parents can relate to the following typical conversation:
    IVR Bot: "To talk to billing, say 'billing.' To get help with your connection, say 'connection.' If you'd like help with something else, say 'something else.'"
    Me: "Firstname-middlename-lastname, put down that hammer, NOW!"
    IVR Bot: "I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you needed. Can you please say that again?"
    Me: "I said now."
    IVR Bot: "I didn't quite make that out. One more time please?"
    Me: "ONE... TWO..."
    IVR Bot: "Thanks for calling. Goodbye!"
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    1. Re:No good with kids in the house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a DTMF-based application at least, quite often you can enter a submenu and exit it as many times as you want, and you won't be disconnected or transferred as long as you respond within the time alloted for each menu.

    2. Re:No good with kids in the house by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Whatever happenned with the good old-fashioned slap on the face???

    3. Re:No good with kids in the house by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      The "slap in the face" is ineffective in the long term, not appropriate for the crime of being noisy when Daddy is on the phone, and in some places gets you a visit from "social services".

      A slap to the face is NEVER ok. For very young children a soft slap on the hand can be effective, but it should be used rarely. A tradional spanking (hand only, no weapons!) is sometime called for, but not for being a normal kid. If a kid keeps doing something dangerous to themselves they might get a hand slap. If they are trying to drown the baby they get a spanking. Once the master the basics of speaking it becomes even less neccessary to use corporal punishment.

      Kids need rules and limits. But non-corporal punishment has been shown to be more effective over the long term.

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  39. Numeric input by Alan426 · · Score: 1

    I've found many voice systems that will also accept touchtones for numeric input. Examples include Alaska Airlines and Sprint/Embarq. You can also often hit zero or in some cases, a string of zeros, to bypass the voice menus entirely and queue for a live operator.

  40. At least on positive... by sinij · · Score: 1

    You can tell automated operator all you think about company, product and voice menu and not get in trouble/hang up/perma hold.

  41. Key menus have at least 4 advantages by Zadaz · · Score: 1

    1) It's about 10 times faster and 50x more accurate to enter numbers on the number pad.

    2) If you're familiar with the menu system you can shortcut it by just hitting 3-1-2 (or whatever).

    3) They work in noisy areas.

    4) Privacy and security. Keypad entry means not having to say things like credit card numbers, SSN, and other personal information out loud. Which I have often heard in cafés, etc. Good thing I don't feel like getting into credit card fraud.

  42. R-E-A-D T-H-E F-I-N-E A-R-T-I-C-L-E by argent · · Score: 1

    Say it with me: MONEY. Having automated systems is just plain cheaper.

    Um.

    This isn't about "automated systems versus real support".

    This is about "automated systems that don't work versus automated systems that do work".

  43. Minimize hold time by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

    This sort of system is designed to minimize hold time, especially with large companies. It works to something the scale of HP, Linksys, etc. as they slow down the customer long enough that their technician hold time appear to be more negligable than it really is.

    I have been in contact with Tech support for more than just HP/Linksys. For Cisco, their busy periods has customer service reps take a record of the call and have a technician call you back shortly. With RIM, Blackberry hold times are generally about 1 hour during "busy" periods and thus the automated system doesn't really slow people down. (Rather, they have their automated system keep track of what was entered to speed things up slightly. ) In both of these cases, troubleshooting is measured in hours rather than minutes and any repetition would do much more harm than good as it makes them look like they don't want to provide support.

  44. On the plus side... by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

    I agree, they are annoying as hell, and nothing makes me trip over my tongue more than some computer insisting that I need to speak clearly. But I imagine that some companies implement the voice-response system for a few reasons:

    1) It's what all the 'cool' companies are doing, so we should, too!
    2) It gives the appearance of trying to make it easier for people (even if said people get frustrated within 30 seconds).
    3) If you're calling while in the car, and shouldn't be taking your eyes off the road to punch in the number to select every option. (of course, screaming into one's cell phone probably just contributes to road rage)

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  45. I work in the industry... by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work in the industry...

    First, the reason why companies are attached to this is that a successful transaction is cheaper then a human transaction, period. In most cases 100x cheaper (even if it is sent to India). So even if only 10-20% of people use it, then it often pays for itself easily.

    Of course the problem is that a lot of companies don't spend enough time (and therefore money) in making the systems work well. We often try to get containment (having someone do a full transaction in a voice system) to get above 60%. If we can do that, then we are doing well. That of course isn't the easiest thing to do. If you are good at it, there are a lot of tools to analyze what people are saying and how to respond, because invariably you will get it wrong at some point or another.

    I get super frustrated myself when companies do stupid things. You have to be very careful with "speak anything" sort of interfaces. This is often called "open speech" and I still don't think the technology is quite there yet. It is much better to go with a "directed dialog" interface that give you 3-4 choices that are easy to understand.

    Another thing that a lot of companies don't think about is integrating the self service system with a human being. Even if the technology is brilliant, there are going to be certain things that can't be done in the automated system. Most companies simply transfer the calls, and if you get lucky, your account number might travel with the call. Personally I like to focus on making a robust sort of integration, so that if you get you get 1/2 way through something and have to speak to a human, that human is given all the information about your transaction, so you don't have to start over and can pick up right where you left off.

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    1. Re:I work in the industry... by tulare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most companies simply transfer the calls, and if you get lucky, your account number might travel with the call.
      This is the problem with so many of such systems, as well as many if not most of the push-button systems. When I go through the hassle of telling a robot my 16-digit account number and then having it verify it - "You said four, four, three, two, zero..." - and then having the bot decide I really need a human to deal with the issue after all, it's damn rude and lazy of the company to make me as the customer go through it all again. One would think the companies would prefer to have the information forwarded to the CSR anyhow, as verifying account information over the phone takes time, and the more time the CSR spends doing something that a bot just did, the more people the company has to hire to fulfill a redundant role.

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    2. Re:I work in the industry... by Hillman · · Score: 1

      The account number you give to the bot is used to route the call to the proper dept. and queue. If you bring a lot of revenue to the company, they gonna answer that call faster than somebody using a low revenue service. It sucks, but it's true. At the call center I work in they have 3 differents queues with the same agents. The only difference is the holding time.

    3. Re:I work in the industry... by tulare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Haha, I used to use a similar trick with the local cable company. They provide both internet and cable TV service, but because their TV service is a sanctioned monopoly, they're required by law to have a certain average hold time for 800 calls. Not so the Internet service, where one could grow old waiting on hold. But yeah, they both used the same queue, so guess which option I chose when I had a problem with my Internet service? And the CSRs never noticed that I'd pulled a fast one (although to be honest, I was actually catching THEM in the act of pulling a fast one, and working around it).

      That said, there's no justification for forcing anyone to give the account number twice. If the system can be used to route callers based upon account number, it can sure as hell pass that account number along tho the damn CSR.

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    4. Re:I work in the industry... by TLouden · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how many times I call a support number only to type in information (say a phone number) and then say it to every CSR after that. It seems that no profile is generated to go along with me call so each transfer is always a reset in any information I've given them.

      Does anybody remember the ad for car insurance where the guy records all his info and just plays it back to the CSRs?

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    5. Re:I work in the industry... by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 1

      Personally I find that totally stupid. That is a waste of everyones time.

      I can't name the "large airline" that I did work for, but we made sure that up to 80 pieces of data about your transaction was transferred to the agent as well as the desktop application for the agent went directly to the "logical" screen they should be on to pick up where you left off.

      Also, it does quietly route you based on the value you represent to the airline, and you do get routed to the "general" area if you choose not to identify yourself.

      We did watch the message boards for comments about the solution after it was rolled out. It was amazing how many people conspire to subvert it without giving it a good chance. There are some technical limitations as well. When you deploy a system as large as this one was, the technology actually got old right before our eyes. The newest version of the speech recognition software can improve recognition in noisy situations and on cell phone by 20-30%, but we didn't have the luxery of upgrading the solution right after we rolled it out.

      Just like operating systems, Linux kernels and the like, things change quickly in the speech industry. Also CPU cycles matters. The more type you can spending thinking about what someone said, the more likely you are to understand it. So you have to trade off user experience of long delays with the amount of CPU you want to throw at it. Typically you can find quad 3GHz processors handling maybe about 70-100 calls at a time. That is quite a lot of CPU to throw at it.

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    6. Re:I work in the industry... by ungerware · · Score: 1

      Every time this happens, it's because the system you're talking to is a bridge between two older systems (in place from a merger, acquisition, etc), and they can't get the old systems to talk to each other very well.

      I know, I've worked on such systems.

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    7. Re:I work in the industry... by TLouden · · Score: 1

      Just like people, only these older systems could use shortened lifespans.

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  46. Two Reasons by Dracos · · Score: 1
    1. Having a voice menu is cheaper than having employees answer every call.
    2. Companies don't care about customer service.

    Nothing more, nothing less.

    The ultimate proof of #2 is the self checkout lanes at most grocery stores nowadays.

    1. Re:Two Reasons by supersocialist · · Score: 1

      I love those self checkout lanes! I never bother with real people at a store if I can avoid it, because invariably, they are stupid beyond all reason. In the self checkout lane I can bag my own groceries and do a good job of it, and I don't have to prove my credit card is mine. It's the only convenient way to go shopping for my parents without paying for their groceries.

    2. Re:Two Reasons by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      The ultimate proof of #2 is the self checkout lanes at most grocery stores nowadays.

      Huh? Self-checkout lanes are the pinnacle of customer service. The queues are shorter, it's bagged the way I like it, everything is rung up without any mistakes, and I don't have to talk with anyone about stupid crap. Those checkout lanes alone are enough to determine where I do my grocery shopping.

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  47. Smart voice recognition (true story) by B5_geek · · Score: 1

    My bank does this too, (I was away from my computer and needed to transfer some funds). I was a bit surprised to hear the voice prompts because I was familiar with the key-inputs. So after 3 attempts to get to "Bill Payments" and a couple of failed attempts to speak to an operator, I yelled into the phone "I WANT TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING HUMAN!"

    The computer responded to my outburst with: "It sounds like you are very upset and would like to speak with someone. Please hold on while I transfer your call."

    I had to laugh at that programmed response. I don't know what triggered it, if it was the swearing, the yelling, or the combination, but I did get a human within a few seconds of that.

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  48. To make a buck by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

    No one thinks that people like them. For almost all business, most people would I wager would prefer human outside of the simplist transactions (account balances,etc).

    While they are getting better in some regards, it's simply to save money. Is this a question that even needed to be ask?

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  49. Shared Office by atomic-penguin · · Score: 1

    I work in a shared office with 5 people in one room. We always put the interactive voice menus on speaker phone. The entertainment value of these systems is almost unmatched.

    Voice prompt: Say yes or no.
    Co-worker: No.
    Voice prompt: Sorry I didn't understand. Say yes or no.
    Co-worker (louder): No.
    Voice prompt: Sorry I didn't understand. Say yes or no.
    Co-worker (louder): No.
    Voice prompt: Sorry I didn't understand. Say yes or no.
    Co-worker (screaming): NO GOD damn it! NO, NO, NO, I FUCKING SAID NO!
    Voice prompt: Please hold while I connect you with one of our customer care agents.

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  50. UPS, SBC, EVGA by statikuz · · Score: 1

    I've had good and bad experiences with automated voice systems. Most recently I dealt with SBC (AT&T) and their system wanted me to "just say" what I wanted and got on the right track but couldn't quite understand what I was asking for. UPS's system isn't bad if you want to do simple things like track (which you would do online anyway) but I always had to talk to a rep to get anything done. On another note in being frustrated with automated phone answering things, I called EVGA tech support the other day and they had what seemed to me to be a pretty slick system. It immediately told you how many people were before you and what the estimated wait time was, and it would inform you of this every minute or so, making you feel that you were really making progress. Or you could press # or some key, and it would store your phone number and call you back when you reached the front of the queue so you didn't really have to wait.

  51. Great idea! by tulare · · Score: 1

    If nothing else, it will provide some emotional release while the system tries to figure out what to do with you. Even better if some QA tech listens to the recording later to try to improve the system.

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  52. The reason is very simple. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
    Somewhere near the executive suite, there is an office with, inside, an imbecile, and on the wall, there is a diploma with three letters: "M B A".

    Through some process (which is irrelevant, because beyond the ken of us, mere mortals - but sometimes it involves the dark ritual of either "kickback" or "payola"), the imbecile has determined that it is a *GOOD* thing.

    Since the imbecile has the letter "MBA" trailing his name, the morons in executive row have decided to implement the stupid decision.

    (The difference between "moron" and "imbecile" - see last paragraph)

  53. That is a +10 comment. by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I work in tech support. I've been a part of the decision process that has watched us go from live pickup to a touchtone system to voice.

    I've watched upper management decide that we need to push people to the web.

    Well trained people cost money.
    Poorly trained people cost less money.
    Poorly trained people who you don't have to worry about accents cost even less.

    But make it hard enough to get support, and the support costs become profits when support is completely unused.

    Upper management has decided that the people who call support in the corporate world are not the people who buy the equipment or have buying influence.

    So, piss off the techies, and they just won't call. Their company will still buy from us.

    More money for the shareholder.

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    1. Re:That is a +10 comment. by afidel · · Score: 1

      That may be true for their biggest instance customers, but like most businesses I'm sure a large part of their revenue comes from mid and small sized companies. In these midsized and under companies the low level workers often have a LOT of input on what products get purchased. If an airline pisses the secretary off then it's unlikely they will get business from at least that persons boss, and often not from the company as a whole. A company that pisses me off with poor tech support is going to lose hundreds of thousands in server purchases a year. It's just not that uncommon in the majority of workplaces for someone other than upper management to have a significant input into purchasing decisions.

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  54. A theory... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

    And this is about voice menus as apposed to touch-tone menus.

    It's not the "wow" factor, it's the fact that it makes the company look and seem more professional, more cutting edge, and thus (subconcioiusly) more ligitimate. There's a lot of money in trying to make a company's outward appearence seem bigger, and more important. Even if it IS a large company to begin with, businesses will do what they can to make it even more apparent how solid they are. Voice menus are "cutting edge" in people's minds, they provide a certain grandios factor. The idea of speaking to a machine, and it recognizing your voice is an old one... and the technology has been around for over 25 years now, but it has only seen the consumer market, in mass quantity, in the last 5 or so, and it will take A LONG time for people to think of it as old hat. Not until we've gotten rid of our keyboards, and are effortlessly dictating all documents to our desktop computers, will voice menus start feeling banal and everyday. By then, companies will have to move onto other things to make themselves look more important.

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  55. Prepaid cellphone cards nightmare by lucm · · Score: 1

    I use prepaid minutes for my cellphone (cheap and anonymous). When I want to refill my account I must purchase a card, then call my provider and give the card PIN to add minutes to my account. It used to be a quick and efficient punch-in system, but they switched to voice recognition a year ago and it is now very painful.

    They greatly improved the thing, like allowing to punch-in the password and the PIN (which were almost never recognized correctly by the system). They also removed options that are too similar, like "Prepaid card" or "Credit card". But they keep changing the navigation so you cannot interrupt the messages otherwise you get lost in the menus, so it takes like 2 or 3 minutes instead of 20 seconds.

    In any case, it has been a year and I still feel like an idiot when I talk to the system so I try not to do it in public. My only pleasure is to give a rude and obscene answer to the last question of the system, which is "Can I do something else for you" (although I hang up before being transfered to a TSR)...

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  56. Mod parent up! by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    Damn I wish I had Mod Points today. I can so relate to that!

  57. Actually ... by RedDirt · · Score: 1

    I'd very much like my pharmacy, CVS, to implement the voice-activated prompts in lieu of the damn number key entry.

    Why?

    Because my idiot cell phone (a Hiptop) got upgraded into non-functionality by my provider, SunCom. The latest firmware decided that whenever I punch a number key during an open call, it needs to continue emitting the DTMF for a full second. Their IVR software interprets that as multiple presses of the same key.

    I've worked around the issue by submitting refills on their website and calling other places from work, but still. *grumble*

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  58. Liability by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1

    We were offered the choice of using a voice menu and mail boxes, but opted out because of the nature of our business. If we don't have any electronic interaction, then a call can never be routed to the wrong person, no one can ever claim to have left a message, and the EPD can't jump on us for wiping out half the county. That's in my department, mind you, then there's billing... they use it as a way to NOT answer the phone. But my number is listed as an option, so I get all their calls. So I transfer all them to the director of billing and smile.... (it was her idea to have voice menus down there)

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  59. Here's how you navigate an IVR by svunt · · Score: 1

    The moment I hear a robot tell me "We've now made it easier for you to ..." I mash the keypad for three seconds, then scream "HELP..HELP..HELP" into the receiver, then repeat. I get a human within 30 seconds every time.

  60. Accent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen a lot of posts here saying that they've had no trouble with these systems... I've discovered that some people have a lot more trouble than others. My dad has a New York accent, and voice recognition never works with him. My mom has no trouble at all. Certain types of voices work better than others.

  61. this reminds me by popsicle67 · · Score: 1

    I had an acquaintence many years ago that would call automated service numbers and punch random numbers on his phone to see what would happen. A few times he got into voicemail boxes and such but nothing exciting until he hit upon the combo for changing the options on one system so he programmed the thing to dial an operator every time a button was pushed. He called every day to see if his mucking about had been fixed and it took the company 2 weeks to fix it. They was 20 years ago, I wonder if modern systems can be messed with the same way.

  62. FedEx by TerminaMorte · · Score: 1

    I actually like the voice menu system of FedEx. After using it quite often, I can just say what I want without much of a pause, and my package(s) are scheduled for pickup.

    If a person was on the phone with me, it would be a real hassle.

    Them:What is your fedex account number?

    Me:Don't know

    Them: Hold please.

    Wait for 10 minutes

    When it comes to doing fairly routine tasks over the phone, voice menu systems are great. The rest of the time, of course, they're a pain in the ass.

  63. Hybrids exist. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I've definitely heard them say "Press or say one". What about a front-door choice: Say "voice" to get the voice menu, press 1 to get the touch-tone menu.

    It's especially annoying with serial numbers. Really, at this point, if they can't let me use my touch tones for that, they should have a rep writing it down.

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    1. Re:Hybrids exist. by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      And you've gotta love a system that makes you read out your credit card number in a loud, clear voice...

    2. Re:Hybrids exist. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      What pisses me off the most is call centers (Like Dell, IBM, HP) who have these incredibly complicated IVRs that take your serial numbers and other details, and yet leave the CSRs to ask you the same damn information...

      I thought computers were supposed to make life *easier*?

  64. problems by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

    They should change the name of "Voice Response Unit" to "Noise Response Unit", because that's what they are. You wouldn't believe how many customers I talk to who complain about the VRU "breaking up" and following with "I didn't understand that"...well, when you have your stupid mutt dog/snot nose illegitimate children going insane in the background, it's hard for PEOPLE to understand you, let alone a machine! Further, the pretzels in your mouth don't help. Also, when it asks you a simple question and to answer yes/no and you say "ummmm..." for 5 seconds, it also gets confused.

  65. awful experience with Telefonica in Spain by alonsoac · · Score: 1

    I lived in Spain for some months and had to get a landline from the only provider, Telefonica. When I was ready to come back and wanted to cancel the service I had to make several attempts. When calling first you had to go through about 30 seconds of commercials about their new offers, finally you got to a recording asking one to say what the inquiry was about, I guess I was not saying the right keyword because it kept going into different voice menus asking me to say other stuff and pretty soon I was 3 levels deep into a menu that had nothing to do with my inquiry and the worst thing is that there was no way to go back to the top menu, well besides hanging up and having to go thru another round of commercials. The first time I thought it was funny, and laughed at how the machine did not understand a word I say and randomly picked menu options for me. But after 3 tries I started to get annoyed. In the end what I did was mess around with pressing numbers and not answering the questions and finally I guess it gaved up and passed me to an operator.

  66. Keyboard/Mouse by forgoil · · Score: 1

    Personally I hate listening to or speaking to a computer in any way shape or form. Give me a mouse and a keyboard anyday and it surely will prove to be more useful.

    1. Re:Keyboard/Mouse by quag7 · · Score: 1

      And this is the reason for IVRs. The company wants you *not* to call because support costs are high. In any situation where there is online servicing, the company wants you to use that instead.

      Phone support is expensive. IVRs are there as much to to sour people on the idea of calling at all as they are to properly direct calls.

      Infuriating as this is (and crappy as it can sometimes be), it is amazing the routine crap people will wait on hold for 20 minutes for, not to mention the time they spend navigating the IVR, when they could have gotten their answer in 30 seconds by just going to the website.

      I think this situation sucks most for people who do not have an internet connection or are calling for support for a downed internet connection.

      Since most companies use IVRs now, it's not as if having a labyrinthine phone system will drive customers away (what competitors don't have that?). What needs to happen is for consumers to change their mindset about support and be willing to pay extra for it, while at the same time, online support mechanisms (including live agent chat) need to be improved. The alternative is for the whole industry to up the cost to consumers for goods and services to provide for more robust phone support. That's not going to happen because consumers will live with just about anything. One thing consumers will not abide by is inconvenience, regardless of the cost, and for example, switching ISPs (when that's even a reasonable alternative - in the US, many areas are completely monopolized by one or two companies, broadband-wise) is a serious inconvenience.

      It's like how people bitch about Windows but still buy it either explicitly by forking money over, or paying the Microsoft tax when they buy a computer. Or how a lot of people complain about Wal-Mart, and shop there anyway. Likewise, companies with crap support - including infuriating IVRs, well, the frustration of that wears off fairly quickly.

      Phone support is a cost - a drag on profits, a necessary evil at best, as far as most companies are concerned.

  67. Travel-Inn's cancellation one just works by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

    As far as I remember the "conversation" I was asked to say my booking number, and then my surname and finally to say yes to confirm the details of the booking I was cancelling, and it was DEFINITELY a recorded voice I was talking to. Made me wonder at the time if there was a person sitting behind the recording controlling it, or whether it really was that good at recognising what I said. Seriously, most people I talk to face-to-face have trouble understanding me sometimes, and on the phone it's normally worse, but this went through without a single mistake.

  68. They want to bill you for 411 by tepples · · Score: 1
    411 is largely obsolote for me, and it should be for everyone else. Why can't we have an app on cellphones that lets you do number lookups (my phone does - it's called Google).

    Because the cell phone companies are still working on it, in order to find another way to bill users of the service per month and per use.

  69. Why they stick with it... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

    ...because they've heard--for years--how much people hate the "Press 1 for this, Press 2 for that" system, and figure they've just "solved" that problem by giving them the option of "talking to" something. But of course, those "voice-response" systems work only as well as you train them. If you don't teach them the all the words you need them to know, then voice-response will be an endless source of frustration for your customers. And I think this is probably most of the problem--a Telecomm Admin problem, not a technology problem.

    For example, most of Dell's voice-response menus, until recently, didn't know the term "Poweredge server"--a glaring deficiency, considering those are some of their most expensive products... This would not have been a problem, except that the "Please say your express service code" prompt didn't work right either... About half the time it would say "I didn't hear your entire response," and would then say "Please say the name of the product you're calling about" which led back to the system not knowing what a "Poweredge" was. They've finally changed their menus so you can say OR enter your info on the numeric keypad... Which is good, otherwise I would simply not be able to get service for my servers.

    With all this complaining done, I will say that if you call Avaya, THEIR voice-response system works swimmingly. But they are a company that MAKES phone systems and voice-response systems, so they likely have configured theirs correctly. But it works really well! You call Avaya and it knows all the words you need it to know, and has--to date--never misunderstood me.

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    Who did what now?
    1. Re:Why they stick with it... by mutterc · · Score: 1
      because they've heard--for years--how much people hate the "Press 1 for this, Press 2 for that" system

      That's the crux of this problem. Those of us who prefer Touch-Tone(TM) systems to voice recognition need to stand up and be heard. I, personally, would rather pick from a list of selections than have a machine try to recognize my free-form question, and then parse it (both are kind of dodgy typically.)

  70. Re:I have had terrible experiences with voice menu by Miniluv · · Score: 1

    Depending on the quality of the people who wrote the system they're confirming because they recognized your utterance at a low confidence and the Right Thing to do is confirm.

    Street capture is rather difficult, and increasing your volume has about as much chance of success with a machine as with someone who doesn't speak the language. Don't put pauses between syllables, let those flow naturally. Put pauses between words to help the ASR engine pick up those breaks more easily.

    And yes, most voice enabled IVRs are shit, but its not an intrinsic quality of them.

  71. Earshot by equivocal · · Score: 1

    Now everyone within earshot knows your credit card number, bank account number, every detail needed to order your credit report, what medicine you needed for your herpes outbreak.

    Just the first stage in realizing the retarded vision of everyone talking to their computer like they were people.

  72. Rotary Phone by jefu · · Score: 1

    I have an old rotary phone and I quite like it. One of those big black plastic monstrosities. It fits nicely between shoulder and head when I need both hands to do something (ah, the handset does). It is essentially indestructable (I once dropped it about 30 feet onto some rocks just to see how it would survive) and I never, ever lose it - since it doesn't move around much on its cord, it is easy to find. And, while I frequently transpose digits on a touch tone phone, it seems to happen much more rarely on a rotary dial. Just so you don't accuse me of being a Luddite (hmm, a luddite on slashdot) I do also have a cell phone (though it is an older one with a monochrome screen and no camera).

  73. I make IVR systems by tetrode · · Score: 1

    From time to time that is. I work for contact centers and one of the tasks is to create IVR systems.

    There are a lot of
      - cowboys (switch vendors, so called consultants, whatever) creating IVR systems that don't know how this is supposed to work
      - people from the company that think because they understand their business that they can create an IVR system

    I can tell you a lot about creating IVR systems, but the gist about it is the following.

    You don't want to have a menu that is more than three wide by three deep, that is three choices per menu, and three menus before you reach someone. Occasionally you can violate that rule and have four wide. Or five if you really must, but then keep the descriptions short. But never four deep. That is too much.

    Think about it. Would you have 4 deep x 4 wide = 16 different departments handling the customer calls? Nope you wouldn't. They all pretty much arrive at the same CSR/Agents/Whatever you call them.

    So why let the caller make the differentiation?

    The caller needs to make the first differentation between tech/admin/complains, and then the CSR needs to get the client nr and some additional info on why you are calling, to ease his live. This will greatly increase the stay of the agent in the call center (which is currently at 8-18 months or so, depending on the sector). This will aide you as well. The longer the agents are there, the better you are helped!

    At the end of the call, the CSR will do the call classification; this doesn't need to be done upfront by the ivr - this is waisting time.

    The best IVR is the one that
      - doesn't ask any questions (i.e. recognises you by calling nr, and guesses why you are calling)
      - or asks the minimum of questions and then puts you in the queue.

    And then informs you regularly what your expected waiting time (ETA) to the agent is. And proposes you to be called back - on your current number or another one. And gives you a case nr already.

    This is how I learned to make my IVR systems.

    If you want to talk to me, see http://contact-centers.blogspot.com/ - I have an e-mail link in there sometime.

    Mark

    1. Re:I make IVR systems by InfiniterX · · Score: 1
      The best IVR is the one that - doesn't ask any questions (i.e. recognises you by calling nr, and guesses why you are calling)

      Agreed, from the perspective of a user, not a systems integrator. The most "friendly" systems I've ever had to deal with were the ones that used the calling number to discern information about who I was and only ask for other information to fill in gaps as necessary.

      For example, I recently called Apple to check on the status of a repair. Their system determined that the number from which I was calling also appeared on an open work order, and told me the repair status. Simple and painless, and I didn't need to do any acrobatics like keying in my serial number or the work order number.

    2. Re:I make IVR systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And proposes you to be called back - on your current number or another one.

      That's a nice idea, but the system can be abused. Depends on how much control you have over outgoing toll charges, etc. If you have full control, great, a flaw in the system can't be abused to cost the company money. If you don't, well, watch out! you never know if the number you are calling is toll or not.

  74. I don't mind then IF by G1975a · · Score: 1

    they leave the dial menu in place. I really loved the fact that you could press 1-4-5-1 and get to where you wanted to go. Now they disable it and FORCE you to use the voice systems, limiting the dial options to account/phone numbers only. Just remember, the squeeky wheel gets the oil. Whenever you have to use one, complain to the person you finally get to talk to. Tell them you don't like it and want to make a formal complaint against it. Will it help? I don't know but it's worth a shot.

  75. HP support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes it works and sometimes it does not. More often then not, I can say "Proliant server running Windows" or "Proliant server running Unix" and it gets me exactly where I need. Other times, I have to step through hardware, server, Proliant, not Unix, Windows with a few "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?". I do not have problems with it now but when they switched from button to voice, it was not so seemless. They did not change or modify the system since it was started, I just got used to it and know what it wants so now I can navigate with no problems.
    If I am calling for a HP KVM, tape library, SAN, or any other rack mount product besides a server? Forget it. The voice system blows. Oddly enough, even when speaking to a person from HP, they do not realize HP sells IP KVMs or anything other then printers, desktops and servers. Even when I give them the model number of the unit. I often get bounced between the home, business, and some contract maintenance division and then between the desktop and server que of each of those and if the product was originally a Compaq device, it is even worse.

  76. Why to sell more phones of course! by Lihtan · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the wireless companies do it sell more phones. I got so pissed off one time trying to deal with my local wireless company's braindead menu, I ended up throwing my phone across the room. Well, it ain't working too well now...

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  77. crummy, but understandable by steampoweredlawngnom · · Score: 1

    having worked tech support for a somewhat major ISP, i can understand why they have the automated systems. Even with 14 or 15 call centers, each with several hundred support agents, we often had 100+ calls in queue. If it weren't for the automated menu system, the company would have had to hire hundreds or perhaps even a couple thousand operators to direct calls to the correct support departments. Not only would that cost a lot of extra and arguably unnecessary money, it would have created problems as aggrivated customers take their rage out on the operator, or expect them to fix their problem, instead of waiting in line for a trained support person. Granted, if they just provided decent service and products in the first place, they wouldn't have constantly had massive amounts of tech calls, but that's a whole other story... :-)

  78. I work with the core technology... by ungerware · · Score: 1

    ...and I know that the single biggest problem with these systems is not the accuracy of the speech rec software itself. It's actually very, very good. There are two things preventing the resulting systems from being just as good:

    1. The integrator: Making speech recognition grammars is hard. You have to design the dialog in a way that makes sense to people, and you have to write grammars that interpret every possible response. People who have absolutely no qualifications are doing it. The technology companies that produce this stuff put linguists and psychologists on it (people with phd's). The systems need to be tuned over time, and the client/integrator is usually too cheap/ignorant to do it right.

    2. Cell phones: Nine out of ten cell phone calls I have with other humans usually involve this conversational snippet... "What?! I can't hear you!" How the hell a computer's supposed to understand you is beyond me. And, the cell phone network providers make it even harder on the computer, because of endpointing. "Endpointing" is the process of listening at the beginning of a call, before the conversation begins, to figure out the background noise level. Cell phone carriers do it all the time. Have you ever been on a cell phone call where the line goes silent, but the call hasn't dropped? That's the cell carrier being conservative with its bandwidth. It figures out that no one's speaking, and it transmits nothing until someone speaks up again. Originally, this made people uncomfortable, thinking their calls were dropped. So, cell phone manufacturers starting inserting fake noise on the local loop to mask the endpointing. It's called "comfort noise" (I'm not kidding)

    So, how does this bugger speech rec systems? Well, they do their own endpointing, so that they don't attempt to recognize background noise as speech. They hear silence (because of the cell network's endpointing), and they figure it's a really clean line with no background noise. So, when the caller really says something, the speech rec system gets it all at once, noise and all.

    Often, if you're having trouble with a speech rec system, and you're on a cell phone, redialing and getting a fresh endpointing will help. And, of course, you're always better off with a land line.

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  79. Alice Kahn got it right by plover · · Score: 1

    "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 'three'."

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    John
  80. y'know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always loved having systems like these around. Every time you swear at them, they'll route you to an operator immediately, for fear of pissing you off more.

    "Welcome to blahblahblah. For Billing, press or say '1' "

    "#$%$#%$% YOU!!!!"

    "Please hold while we connect you to our next available representative."

    *Much* easier than having to wait for the silly system to tell me all its stupid options.

  81. An honest defense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a serious note, it is indeed easier to talk with the system than press a number, since people sometimes aren't able to reach their phone...imagine using Skype or a headset and dialing in. From a UI perspective it just makes sense to allow people to continue using the same medium/mode for interfacing. What's -really- unforgivable is how stupid companies waste your time by preambling their options with a lengthy set of *other* numbers you should call or telling you to go to their website. Somebody should really just make those numbers an option and allow you to connect to the appropriate parties through the #$#$ phone tree. Less cognitive work on the part of the user, same amount of work accomplished.

  82. Voice recognition doesn't work with foreign accent by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    I am a foreigner, and I live in US for 13 years, so I speak with Russian accent. I have never seen those voice recognition systems working correctly.

    Oh, and to the enormous crowd of morons in this thread who did not understand the problem, and "discussed" automated systems vs. human operators instead of voice recognition vs. keypad menus: Kill yourself now.

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  83. A simple way around some of them... by NateTech · · Score: 1

    Many of these systems are from the same company.

    Saying "Operator" or "Agent" will regularly get you around them, so you can then sit in the 30 minute or longer hold queue.

    On those lines: I've recently sat on hold for Apple, United Airlines and a large national travel agency for 30 minutes or more.

    The best: FedEx. Bar none. "Agent" and someone answers, 24/7.

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  84. My kid's a little younger by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
    For me, it's more like:
    Bot: For billing, please say 'billing'. For service, please say, "ser..."
    Kid: DADA!
    Me: Indoor voices, sweetie. Bot: I'm sorry, but that is not a valid response. For billing, please...
    Kid: DADA! DaDaDaDaDADADADADA!...
    Bot: I'm still not understanding you. Please try your call again later.
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  85. My pet peeve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My pet peeve: Why do they ask you to enter your phone-# when every single person you will talk to will ask you for it again anyway?

    Example: I have a problem, I call. I go thru some menu.

    Menu: Please enter your phone number for a better service" (or other client ID)
    Me: [Enter phone number using touch tone phone]

    After more menus, I finally talk to a human.

    Human: "How can I help you?"
    Me: "I have a problem [bla bla bla]."

    Human: "Oh! Please give me your phone number"
    Me: [Phone number]
    Human: [Mumbles some of my information].

    Human: So what is your problem?
    Me: "I have a problem [blab la bla]."
    Human: "Oh! I see, please hold for our tech support."

    Tech: "Hello how may I help you?"
    Me: "I have a problem [blab la bla]."
    Tech: "Oh! Please give me your phone number"
    Tech: [Mumbles some of my information].

    I mean, how bad is the system anyway if I have to enter 3 times a simple data as my phone number?

  86. Bluetooth Headsets by LogicHoleFlaw · · Score: 1

    I use a Bluetooth headset with my cell phone. Most times when I make a call I don't even dig the phone out of my holster. If I'm calling an automated system I'm perfectly happy to speak a number rather than having to dig out my phone, locate the (probably unlit) key I need to press, and press it on the somewhat flimsy keypad before some timer runs out and the system shunts me to a "failed response" reply.

    I've had good luck with accurate recognition, but I have a slight advantage over many people. I have a very neutral accent due to having moved around the US a lot in my youth. I just make sure to eununciate clearly and the systems usually understand me just fine. My only wish would be that these systems allow longer for a reply - oftentimes I'm digging an account number out of my files while I'm talking to the system, and just need it to wait a few more minutes while I find the relevant number.

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  87. Best Idea Ever by raygundan · · Score: 1

    "On Hold" simply shouldn't exist. *Every* system should offer to call you back with an estimated wait time. There is simply no reason for me to tie up a phone line just to sit in a queue-- the queue will get along swimmingly without me holding the line.

  88. That's not the problem by rob1980 · · Score: 1

    The problem occurs after you get through the IVR - when someone picks up the line on the other end and it's somebody in fucking Bangalore. I don't know what business my credit card company had shipping my financial info halfway across the world but I more or less stopped doing business with them partly because of it.

  89. Everything has got a little price! by gidds · · Score: 1
    "Charge 'em for the lice
    Extra for the mice
    Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
    Here a little slice
    There a little cut
    Three percent for sleeping with the window shut"

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    Ceterum censeo subscriptionem esse delendam.

  90. College phone exchange by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    I went to a certain small school in PA. Some people might know of it. In 2000 or so, they installed a phone system that allowed dialling by name if you didn't know the 4-digit phone # of the person, mostly so an operator didn't have to man the desk at night. One (drunken) game was to say something like "Stupid Bitch" to the system and try to guess what it would come up with. Guess wrong - you drank. BTW - "Stupid Bitch" translated to Prof. St----- Be----.

    -b.

  91. Pizza Hut annoyances by docwebhead · · Score: 1

    I usually can deal with VRS, but Pizza Hut delivery broke the camel's back.

    The simulated "girl" on the other end of the phone kept "TYPING" out loud. It sounded like it was digitized from an old Mac 128K. It was thunderous. Knowing it was also completely unnecessary AND that Pizza Hut thought I was stupid enough to think it was real, drove me nuts.

    They ditched it a little while ago, thank goodness.