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Strangest iPod Cases Ever
David Primo writes "Techeblog has a great article on the strangest iPod cases ever. Pictures included. From the article: 'This might be the first iPod case that costs more than the player itself. The Louis Vuitton Classic iPod Cover by Takashi Murakami features peach natural calf leather lining, golden brass pieces, and a multicolor canvas.'" The military-grade case actually makes sense for people like me who keep letting their mp3 player fall on the floor, but able to withstand a mortar shell explosion might be overkill.
How many of those do you think were just created in their spare time?
The article mentions cases that can withstand "a RPG or mortar shell explosion 85 percent of the time." Even with all those soldiers and insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan - who would seriously take their ipod into a combat situation? It strikes me as about as sensible as those people who ride bikes when smoking or talking on their mobile phones. Mind you they could always be listening to Edwin Starr's War on it ("War - Good God Y'all What is it good for? Absolutely nothing " etc).
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"You cant get much stranger than the iKitty. This cat-inspired silicone case features a bendable tail and a screen protector to prevent those annoying scratches."
Hmmm... Remind me, what's second-from-bottom in the geek hierarchy again?
Brings a new meaning to people loving their ipods...
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How does it supposedly withstand a mortar shell or RPG explosion when the controls (and possibly the LCD...can't tell from the pics) are fully exosed?
What the world needs is either one of those military grade cases or the Japanese bullet proof case for the new iPod shuffle released last week. That would be soooo k001.
The Louis Vuitton design is tacky as hell these days IMNSHO
The bombproof and Bulletproof ones are nonsense - they dont offer any protection for the screen or touchpad
The iKitty and Fluffpod are cute - if you are a 10 year old girl.
And in any case - why bother trying to protect an iPod when the battery will die in a year and you will throw it away and get the latest one (to keep up with the Jones's).
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NObody comes up with a Goatse inspired case. I shudder to think how they would place the scroll-wheel....
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Was it just me or was the one with the headphone jack sticking into the back end of a cat a bit disturbing?
Humor aside, there are some great cases out there... and with with alot of the iPods, providing protection is not only necessary because they scratch so easily, but also because they aren't so hard to drop.
I use a Green Apple case when I run, and a Belkin leather case for around the home or when I am out an about.
What kind of cases do you guys use?
Oh, and as an end note. How much do those heavy metal cases weigh? Doesn't that kind of ruin the point of creating a small, easy to carry music player?
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Ooo, it can stop a .22. BFD. Let me know when it can stop a real gun.
Ok this might be pushing the envelope of believability but perhaps the heavy duty bullet proof + tank proof ones might be just what the Soldiers currently stationed in Iraq need. I recently read a fascinating article about the current trend of high electronics going on there. Soldiers have nothing to do with their time and have lots of money on their hands so they are buying electronics (like ipods) and getting it shipped to them gratis (via the American governments free postal service).
Apparently barracks are filling up with HD plasma screens and gaming rigs. Not surprising when their job must be so boring. Room for some indestructible ipod cases methinks.
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I like the bulletproof one. That should keep RIAA away from my precious songs.
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If you saw this picture:
http://www.techepics.com/files/i_kitty.jpg
before you saw the title for it, and your first thought was of something less wholesome than a kitty...
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"This might be the first iPod case that costs more than the player itself."
At $285+? Not even close.
Here's an iPod Nano case for $12,495. And yes, it's a retail product, not a one-of-a-kind art piece.
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I find the bomb one very strange indeed, not just because there are some areas of weakness (lets say that it does indeed work 85% of the time and that the screen and touchpad doesn't pose a serious threat) - if you get hit at close range by a mortor or RPG you die. Whether or not your music is ok would probably be of a secondary concern. If you didn't die then you would be so badly injured then losing an iPod would be of little concern.
The only way this could be useful is if you leave your Ipod at your base, which then has the sh*t blown out of it and you manage to take the base back... but I wonder how often that happens
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It wasn't the headphone jack that disturbed me....
I remember when the Cherry Creek Mall opened in Denver and we provincials could finally shop at the same stores the tres-cool New Yorkers shopped at. The singular experience I still remember from my first visit was walking into the Louis Vuitton storefront and being overwhelmed by the rank smell of plastic; outgassing from the cheap plastic used in the $300 clutch purses. What a loser brand. The outgassing in the Coach store, on the other hand, was wonderful. (Coach might be for losers too, but at least it smelled real, like my first pair of Galibier Super Guides.)
YoTank introduces a new line of military-grade digital audio player cases that can withstand "a RPG or mortar shell explosion 85 percent of the time."
I honest doubt they've even tested these... but hey, who's going to argue with them when they survive a mortar shell and their iPod doesn't?
... my brother has just gone back to university in Lebanon with a 40GB iPod 3G. I'm tempted to order him one of these cases just for the comedy value.
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HOUSTON, TEXAS DARPA has granted a 10 Million Dollar Phase I Grant to the Hollie Burnt On Company to study the armor plating qualities of iPod Case Mods. Ms. Sandy Bottom, a spokes person for the company stated, "This study is to analyze the penetration of iPod armor against local RPG's. The theory is that the more downloads an iPod has, the stronger the armoring will be. The final proof of concept test will be the taping of iPods all over a Bradley M4 Tracked Armored Fighting Vehicle. The 'Bradley' will then be driven through the streets of Compton, a suburb outside of Los Angeles California. If the vehicle can survive a 1 hour test in Compton, then the vehicle should easily be able to survive a 12 month non stop patrolling in the city of Baghdad, Iraq."
Well considering i'm in Iraq, this thing sure would help out alot, now only if the rest of our equipment could stand up to that to blasts like that.
Not really overkill. You see, the Ipod is incredibly popular among military troops deployed to Iraq. Of course, you're not listening while you're out on patrol, but during your off time you see a lot of troops walking around or working out with them. Or waiting for a flight in, or a flight out, and so on. I imagine quite a few servicemembers would be interested in a hardened mp3 player.
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At that price, you need to buy a few extra iPod Nanos to protect the case...
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Well, after all, if it doesn't, they can argue that it was the lucky 15% remaining.
Hopefully, you won't lose it. Although, I think it is heavy enough for you to say "I feel like something is missing"
American soldiers are often seen in full battle dress uniform with the telltale white wires going from a camo pouch on their LBV up to their ears.
The iPod is almost as ubiquitous in battle now as the rifle.
It only makes sense that someone would figure that out and start making iPod accessories that appealed to soldiers. This wouldn't be the first. Maxpedition has been selling LBE/LBV pouches for iPods (and other consumer electronics) and doing well at it. Why not a rugged case, as well?
Where can I get some pieces of golden brass? Better yet, how do I make them?
I would assume that the "proper" strength is designed into current non-cased players, much like crush zones on modern cars. If you were to drop a hardened steel case housing a hard drive I would expect it to die. The precious exterior plastic might be saved but the inner workings might be junk while bouncing along in its hardened steel death trap.
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Take any product into Apple store for repair that has more than a scratch on the outside case, you will likely be told that the product is out-of-warrantee! Apple will not repair, replace or adjust any product that shows signs of obvious abuse on the exterior case.
Cases, sheaths, covers and bags are your #1 protection of the warrantee rights that come with your Apple product. Failure to invest in adequate protection is at your own risk of repair or replacement of your electronic device.
Well as a member of the armed forces, I have to say while I personally think this is a frivolous accessory for an iPod, to each his or her own.
Personally, I'd rather spend the money on some gear to keep my fellow Marines and myself alive when I'm in a combat zone. However, when we have
downtime, it is extremely relaxing to have something to listen to / watch.
lol but a mortar and IED proof iPod case is just kinda 'weird' to me. Seriously, who's gonna go on patrol with their iPod? And if there are
such individuals I'd question their sanity.
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From Wired, 2004:
"The ultimate iPod accessory is Fendi's Juke Box, a $1,500 carrying case for transporting multiple iPods."
"German designer and iPod fanatic Karl Lagerfeld . . . now owns 40 iPods, according to the latest issue of French Elle. Modeling a silver jogging suit, Lagerfeld confesses to owning 40 of the devices. Although at first glance the reader may assume he means a single 40-GB iPod, he meant what he said: He has 40 iPods.
"Lagerfeld has converted his collection of 60,000 compact discs to a unique iPod storage system, according to a recent report in Womens Wear Daily. Lagerfeld keeps most of the iPods scattered around his various homes, which, in turn, are scattered around the globe. "
The photo is just priceless too.
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The military-grade case actually makes sense for people like me who keep letting their mp3 player fall on the floor, but able to withstand a mortar shell explosion might be overkill. Otterbox are waterproof plastic housings the protect everything, including the screen and clickwheel (unlike those military ones in the article). They have foam bumpters inside for shock protection, and to keep the seal perfect, the otterbox plugs into the headphone jack and headphones into the otterbox.
If you're worried about dropping your iPod, you'd probably be better off with a tough rubber case, like the one put out by Speck. They also produce the iGuy and a less creepy kitten.
http://www.speckproducts.com/
http://www.speckproducts.com/device-1-27-06.htm
If I don't survive the mortar hit, why should my IPod? It's not like I'm going to be listening to the music while waiting for an autopsy.
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It's nice to know that as our solders are dieing from IED's due to lack of armour on the Humvee's, at least the iPod's will survive.
(for the record, we shouldn't be there at all)
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But... have they made a case that can withstand a soild stomping from the monty python foot!?
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To cut a long story short, it turned out to be Mr. Mustard in the drawing room with a candlestick.
... and then they built the supercollider.
"features peach natural calf leather lining"
In my opinion the Louis Vuitton case is the worst... it's ugly as hell and they killed a baby cow.
Plus you just know only the most annoying people in the world would ever buy one.
There is nothing natural about leather.
Well, keep in mind that the ipod case just boasts being able to withstand an RPG (doubtful), not the ipod itself. I suspect geting banged against the floor will still likely do a number on the screen after several hard drops.
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Haven't we learn from older cars that having a large metal casing doesn't really make you safer? The lighter, crushable, more malleable case, to lessen the impact, is actually safer and is what is used today.
Based on that a military-grade case, like they show, it wouldn't help much from dropping your iPod. Dropping your iPod probably, along with getting wet, is the highest cause of breaking your iPod. I'd say a rubber case would be the safest bet to secure your iPod from both these situations.
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Here's an iPod Nano case for $12,495. And yes, it's a retail product, not a one-of-a-kind art piece.
And it's the only case where the iPod is included. Wow!
This is probably the dumbest one and it's not on that list...i pod.html
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It seems the problem for some people is the desire to have an almost ubiquitous product be personalized and different from everyone else's.
Either that or as Apple lowers the price on the iPod, what people REALLY want is to be able to spend a LOT of $$ on an iPod for status, and they can't without buying an expensive case. Maybe Apple needs to rethink their pricing strategy and have some ridiculously expensive iPod, the only difference being something "cosmetic".
...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.