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Indian ISPs Taxed for Generating "Light Energy"

CaptKeen writes, "The Hindu is reporting that the Indian Government is trying to tax optical broadband providers (think fiber to the premises) for generating 'light energy.' According to the Commercial Tax Department, optical broadband providers operate on light energy which is 'artificially created and sold to customers for the purpose of data transmission and information.' This classification would make Internet access goods (since you are buying light) as opposed to service — and would be subject to a 12.5% VAT."

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  1. Well, by revlayle · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's gotta be a cheaper tax than that *heavy* energy...

    1. Re:Well, by killa62 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Alaska just called, they want their Ted Stevens back.

    2. Re:Well, by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, we don't.

  2. 100 phothons please by BSAtHome · · Score: 4, Funny

    That will be billed per photon then?

    1. Re:100 phothons please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do I get a tax refund if my upload ration is larger than one ?

    2. Re:100 phothons please by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The amount of light generated by the customer should be equal to the amount being generated by the other end, unless you send a significantly disproportionalte number of 1 bits versus 0 bits. See Manchester Encoding.

      The money changes hands in exchange for actually routing the data back and forth, not for providing the light. Where the light is concerned, you have a like-for-like (light-for-light?) exchange between two parties with no financial transaction involved. So basically, the companies should simply tell the government that the two parties performed a like-for-like exchange of equivalent amounts of light, and that no additional money changed hands as a result of any inequality in the number of zero (high) bits. Therefore, since 15% of zero is zero, no tax is owed. Problem solved.

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    3. Re:100 phothons please by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 3, Interesting
      So basically, the companies should simply tell the government that the two parties performed a like-for-like exchange of equivalent amounts of light, and that no additional money changed hands as a result of any inequality in the number of zero (high) bits. Therefore, since 15% of zero is zero, no tax is owed. Problem solved.

      You obviously do not know how to think like a bureaucrat. You can't avoid paying taxes on transactions just because you don't use money as payment. If a like-for-like exchange was made, then clearly taxation needs to be levied in both directions, bringing the total taxation revenue level to 30%.
    4. Re:100 phothons please by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Light is _very much_ worth something.

      The power to tax is the power to destroy. So if the Indian govt. wants to destroy their "information" economy by taxing ISPs for light generating, then they are on the right track.

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    5. Re:100 phothons please by stony3k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Where are my mod points when I need them? The parent poster is absolutely correct. If the Indian tax department goes ahead with this tax, it will stifle the fledgling broadband industry (and in turn IT industry).

      However I'm pretty sure this rule was created by some over-zealous bureaucrat and it will eventually get removed. Unfortunately bureaucrats in India (and elsewhere) tend to pretty stupid.

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  3. Oh noes!!!11! by skraps · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
    Oh noes, they already shut off the light!
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  4. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This sounds reasonable and ingenious.

    1. Re:Wow by ZWithaPGGB · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Like India REALLY needs more government interference and disincentive to investment.

      When will people learn that you get less of what you tax more? Good news for all those US and European workers worried about losing their jobs to offshoring! India is shooting themselves in the foot.

    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      100 million people dead by government action. That's progress!

  5. Well, then... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I generate "wind energy" several times a day, but I don't ask the Government to pay for it, do I.

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    1. Re:Well, then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're generating methane. That is a taxable energy source. You're gonna have to bottle that by law, so it can be metered. Or, we can have a meter attached...

  6. This may be an Indian "April Fools" by mbone · · Score: 3, Informative

    as I understand that 10/10 is the equivalent for them.

    1. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by OmnipotentEntity · · Score: 5, Informative

      News to me and to wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_10

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    2. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by radtea · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unfortunately, to paraphrase Faraday, nothing is too stupid to be true.

      In some jurisdictions compressed air is considered a "tangible commodity" and therefore subject to sales tax (not VAT or GST, but ordinary sales tax that nominally applies only to manufactured goods.) The dive shop in my home town had a letter from the provincial government posted explaining this, as a lot of customers were asking, "Why the hell to I have to pay provicial sales tax when I get my tanks filled--isn't this a service? And aren't services not subject to provincial sales tax?"

      So the bottom line is that governments have always been willing to redefine terms and just make stuff up when it helps generate tax revenue. Much like every other human organization, in fact.

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    3. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by timeOday · · Score: 2, Informative
      So the bottom line is that governments have always been willing to redefine terms and just make stuff up when it helps generate tax revenue.
      It's the government. If they want to tax it they can, unless they are voted out of office. The only thing I don't get is why try to rationalize the tax with this weird explanation? Why not just say "we need more tax revenue and are extending VAT to information services"?
    4. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Neoncow · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's also World Mental Health Day. Indian politicians are challenging us to question their mental stability.

    5. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by SirTalon42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By doing it this way they can claim that its not a new tax, it had just gone unnoticed, so you shouldn't blame them.

    6. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by Eccles · · Score: 2, Informative

      In case you didn't check the edit history, that line was *just* added. Wikipedia vandalism just to support a slashdot posting, that's a new low.

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    7. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, according to this page: http://www.nriol.com/resources/festivals/2006cal.a sp October 10th 2006 is the Indian holiday of Karva Chauth. It's a fasting holiday that has nothing whatsoever in common with April Fools Day in the U.S.

      Here is a URL for a full description: http://www.aryabhatt.com/fast_fair_festival/Fasts/ KarvaChauth.htm

      So, as much as we might want to believe it, this isn't an Indian April Fool. They really ARE trying to enact this insanity into law.

      I'm not sure if that makes it funny or sad...

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    8. Re:This may be an Indian "April Fools" by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What difference does that make?

      It can make a significant perceptial difference, if not a difference in how things actually pan out. Things like the REA (Rural Electrification Agency) tax are "hidden"; they're actually taxes levied against utilities, who then pass them through to us as part of those "federal taxes" listed on the bill. People don't care about taxes levied against evil utilities, even ignoring the fact that they're paying them indirectly. The so-called "Gore tax" was an increase in the "Universal Services" fee levied against the telcos when its mandate to "provide telephone service to rural areas" had its definition expanded to include "extended universal service support for any school, library and rural health clinic". When telcos announced that they planned on itemizing this extra levy on phone bills, the FCC went nuts. They didn't want it known just how big the bill was going to be, and still don't.

      Even itemizing it as an income tax item is "safe", because people who work for others don't consider their gross pay to be a real number - only the net take-home pay means anything. There's a reason we have payroll withholding in this country - only the evil wealthy (anyone making more than $50K a year) realize just how much is being taken off their plates. Do factory workers really believe that the "employer share" of FICA and MED aren't coming out of their pay? Yes, they do, and the government wants it to stay that way.

  7. Tomato by aralin · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's like the US government reclassifying tomato as a vegetable so it can impose the import tarif on it. Governments always look for ways how to tax the hell out of you. Nothing new here. Move along.

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    1. Re:Tomato by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, actually, it's more like the US government reclassifying ketchup as a tomato and therefore giving schoolchildren their "daily requirement of vegetables" in public school lunches that consist of a corn dog, some ketchup, and potato chips.

      In other words it makes no sense at all but they did it anyway (under Reagan).

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    2. Re:Tomato by bdleonard · · Score: 3, Informative

      That tomato you're thinking of is a fruit

    3. Re:Tomato by jfengel · · Score: 4, Informative

      The tomato is botanically a fruit, since it contains the seeds. But fruits are taxed differently from vegetables, and since the tomato is treated more like a vegetable than a fruit in cooking, it took the Supreme Court to decide that this fruit was in fact a vegetable. (Presumably the same applies to squash, which are nearly identical to watermelons botanically; the latter is eaten as a fruit and the former as a vegetable.)

      But if we genetically engineer them to put the RSA code on them, then I guess they'd be a munition. They're also good for throwing at bad actors.

  8. Here's an idea by Mayhem178 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's put them all on a shuttle and send to them collect billions of years of back taxes from the sun.

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  9. The hell? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did Senator Stevens move to India or something? Internet access is definitely a service. When you buy FTTP, it's definitely NOT for the light that goes through the wires. You're buying it for the data that the light transmits. You're buying it for the access to the internet. Most people won't even care how that data gets to their PC.

    1. Re:The hell? by negative3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This article is inducing some serious cognitive dissonance for me. I find this article seriously disturbing.

      Taking the taxman's position in this article, one could impose the VAT on cellular telephone providers as they are doing the same thing, exhanging money for a specially encoded form of electromagnetic radiation. That's right - the only difference between visible light and radio waves is the frequency. You can not hold visible light in your hand just as you can not hold any EM waves.

      And FM radio gives their radiation away for free...must be communists or something

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    2. Re:The hell? by tchuladdiass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say the workaround for this is simple. It's just a biling item. The ISP would have the bill split into a service and product section. The product would be the light photons, charged at a flat rate of a dollar a month (or rupe, or whatever). The rest of the bill would be for the service of turning the light on and off. So only the "product" portion would be taxable.

      Of course, then the ISP would get into trouble for the unfair practice of "bundling" one item (the service) with another (the photons), since the photons would have to be purchased from the same company.

  10. Light Goods by celardore · · Score: 3, Funny
    This classification would make Internet access goods (since you are buying light) as opposed to service


    I used to work for a logistics company, and we dealt with 'light goods' all the time.


    Oh.
  11. Better than here by iamacat · · Score: 2, Funny

    We don't even get fiber to premises in Bay Area.

  12. Imperialism well taught by jfmiller · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When the British empire controlled India, they levied a small tax on the production of all salt in the country. It was not that the government made much by this tax, nor was it that the people were burdened by it. But india ran on salt, and by taxing it the British controlled it. It was for this reason that Gandhi lead a march to the sea to do the very simple thing of making salt in oppisition to british rule.

    When I read that a government that was created by the power and witness of such acts now wished to tax the production and transmission of light, It makes me wonder if they have even read their history.

    JFMILLER

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    1. Re:Imperialism well taught by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      . . .india ran on salt, and by taxing it the British controlled it. . . It makes me wonder if they have even read their history.

      Why yes, yes they have.

      KFG

  13. Re:How about... by Kazymyr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No no no...

    They will tax the end users too for "generating and sending light power" themselves.

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  14. Re:Psst... by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah but the problem with electrons is that you aren't buying them. All you are doing is renting them. Once you have finished using them you send them back to the provider. So in that way photons *are* different.

    I'm not sure of the Indian taxation system, but I would guess that a consumer is already paying the government for the privelage of getting electrons in the first place, which will then be used to turn the photons into useful information. This would smack of double taxation. But hey, the Australian government is happy doing this as we can pay government mandated GST on top of government mandated stamp duty.

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  15. Attempt to re-distribute the wealth? by pauljuno · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm curious as to whether or not this isn't an attempt by the Indian government to try and help re-distribute the wealth to a degree. My understanding is that there is a growing urban/rural conflict emerging as the elites in the major urban areas are growing wealther and wealthier due to outsourcing by wealthier nations to India and the rural areas continue to be rather impoverished. So the net impact on the populace is only going to be really hitting the urban areas and the new tax revenue could be used through-out the country. Not saying I like the idea of this tax, I'm just speculating on what could be the root idea behind it.

  16. Please Help Us by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Funny

    We are looking to find an algorythm which can compress data into as many 0's as possible.
    We will pay handsomly for such an algorythm since our light bill will be substantially lowered.
    Note, we have already tried piping the data through /dev/null and whilst this has the desired effect, we cannot rebuild the data at the other end.
    In this case, the lights are off but we are home.

    Incidentally, our engineers did try to come up with a novel way to transmit binary data using darkness alone.
    We transmitted a zero as a single off state, and a one as a double off state, this saves electricity and light but our engineers are again having trouble reading it.

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  17. Re:What next, tax the bible? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, why not? In the same vein that cigarette tax goes to fund the health budget, the bible tax could fund the military budget.

  18. Interesting question, philosophically by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 3, Interesting
    So am I buying light? I'd say I'm buying information transport services. I don't want the light, I don't need the light, in fact I can't see the light and get the service I want. One could say the light is incidental to the data delivery. One could even claim you're not buying the light, but the dark pauses that carry the information.

    One way around it-- they could switch to infrared LED's, then you're not getting visible light.

    If they claim you're still getting heat, challenge them to feel the end of the fiber and detect any heat coming out.

    It does make Ben Franklin, or was it Faraday, apropos to today. Back then he was showing some govt official batteries and electromagnets. The official asked "What good is it?" Reply: "Soemday, you'll tax it".

  19. Best wishes to the Indian government by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish you 100% success in your initiative to tax light energy from Indian ISPs

    You will single handedly kill outsourcing to your country. Many American IT workers will deliver many thanks upon you

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  20. Thank you. Come again! by ukemike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank you. Come again!

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  21. Not Really... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This sounds reasonable and ingenious.

    Insidious, maybe. But "Buying Light" suggests it's only unidirectional, what's really happening is you're exchanging light, with a net of 0.

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    1. Re:Not Really... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

      But they can tax it both directions. The customer has to have lasers to send respose packets and upload whatever it is they need to upload. They can tax bot the Tx and Rx parts!!

      "Shut down error detection, shut down parity checking, shut down acknowledgements, shut down all outgoing light." - Memo from the PHB

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  22. Light is Free by richardtallent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fiberoptic light energy is a *free* service, available to anyone without charge.

    However, if you would like the ISP to modulate some well-timed *dark* spots in the line for the purposes of data transmission, *that* is going to cost you.

    Since darkness (the absence of light) can't be defined as a product, no VAT.

    Problem solved.

    1. Re:Light is Free by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Funny
      The fiberoptic light energy is a *free* service, available to anyone without charge.

      However, if you would like the ISP to modulate some well-timed *dark* spots in the line for the purposes of data transmission, *that* is going to cost you.

      Since darkness (the absence of light) can't be defined as a product, no VAT.

      Problem solved.


      Wait... So, you want to charge people for *not* shooting a laser at them. That's bloody brilliant.
    2. Re:Light is Free by joe+155 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm reminded of the old saying about how government works;

      If it moves, tax it
      If it keeps moving, regulate it
      If it stops moving, subsidise it

      They have just figured out that light is actually doing the first of these... expect regulation soon!

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  23. Re:Big Endian/Little Endian, 1/0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thanks. That's all clear now.

  24. Re:Psst... by russ1337 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In many countries you get money back if you can contribute to the grid. So, all I have to do is shine a light down the fibre, perhaps using the sun as a light source, and charge them! Somehow, I doubt they'll fall for this thou'.

    What about a tax break for giving back some of the light with each packet sent? - you have requests 'going out', and for each packet you receive you send back some kind of ACK.

  25. Electricity by gebbeth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't the electricity used to generate the light already taxed?

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  26. India already has service tax ! by alphabetsoup · · Score: 3, Informative

    I am an Indian and I have no idea what the government is trying to achieve by this. India already has a tax on services, at 12%. How would changing the classification from goods to service help ? The tax revenue will be increasing by just 0.5%.

    In any case, this is being done only by a state government, so its valid only within that particular state. It will have no effect on any other parts of the country. And I expect this to be struck down by the courts anyway.

    1. Re:India already has service tax ! by indraneil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am an Indian as well. Allow me to point out that if the courts uphold the claim made by the Karnataka state govt, then we are looking at - 0.5% increase in taxability of a product whose usage is predicted to keep going up for as far as the Govt can see! - This is the Govt of Karnataka, which hosts India's powerhouse IT companies, and with a demography that is HIGHLY inclined to use this "commodity". This increase will be maximally beneficial for this one state - Other state govts would also want to join in the fun if they can, so they will have tacit support from other states as well What we need to know is whether this claim will be upheld in the court of law

  27. Lawyers by iendedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    How about Lawyers and their "Sound Energy"?

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    1. Re:Lawyers by revlayle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Silly person, all lawyers are crazy. They're nowhere near "sound"! ;)

  28. Let's keep perspective.... by posterlogo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and not get all racist here and make fun of another country (after all, our politicians still think of dump trucks and series of tubes). They know it sounds dumb, but the purpose was to levy a tax, and they achieved that goal.

  29. Re:And it's not really light either, instead... by cp.tar · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...it would be more accurate to refer to it as "heat" since all fiber optic network devices pretty much operate at invisible infrared wavelengths.

    Which gives me an excellent idea, even if I say so myself.

    What do you mean, "light energy"? Here, look at this plugged-in-at-the-other-end optical cable... can you see anything? Any light?
    Look again, I'm sure you'll see it eventually...

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  30. Question for the Indians out there by jonatha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is electrical service subject to VAT in India?

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  31. Karnataka has Bangalored itself by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is one of innumerable instances where the bureaucracy (or an unbelievably numb part of it) will reclassify something at a whim and want to tax it. The motives are many - revenue to the exchequer, corruption, or just plain sadism.

    You've got to meet some of these revenue officials to realize what absolute crud they are actually.

    It should be clear to anybody having the slightest knowledge of business transactions and indirect taxation that the ISPs are not selling light energy, they are just providing data communication service. If we go by their logic, they would start levying VAT on the electrical charge in phone lines, microwaves for cellphones, radio waves, God knows what else.

    And as the value of the 'goods' being sold is much higher than the input cost, namely electricity, the value added could be computed as a major chunk of the rental/data transmission charges unless allowed to be set off by connectivity expenses.

    Oh well, not everyone in India has to worry about this, the tax is being assessed only in Karnataka, where Bangalore - and its most notorious, useless products are located. In a sense, it is moving forward quicker to the planned unification of VAT and Service Tax under GST. More power to you, o techie!

    -clueless

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  32. Taxing the *correct* bits by billstewart · · Score: 3, Funny
    First of all, you can only tax the 1-bits, not the 0-bits, so the tax thugs have over-estimated by a factor of two. Second, as other people have pointed out, the customer is also transmitting light back, so the *real* energy transmission that would be subject to VAT is at most the number of excess 1-bits transmitted from the carrier to the customer, because this is a value-ADDED tax. So probably no more than 1% of the bits are excess one-bits, and therefore no more than 1% should be taxable, and if you were to measure the traffic you could probably get a better estimate.


    Now, if you want to do the accounting properly, you should separate out the cost of the energy used in producing the light, as opposed to the cost of the information. So the wattage used to drive the transmission gear ought to be easy to measure, because that's the energy used to generate light. What percentage of the total electricity used by the ISP goes to the lasers, as opposed to the servers, routers, etc.? How much did they spend on electricity? How much is that as a percentage of the total price of the service?


    If the stupid tax thugs want to cripple their economy through rent-seeking, make sure they only get the correct rent...


    When I first started working with Indian businesses in the early 90s, my opinion was that the best thing anybody could do for the world economy was to ask their telecom regulation bureaucrats how much of a bribe it would take to get them to go away and leave everybody alone. A billion dollars? Pay it! Of course, nobody did that, but telecom did gradually get some partial liberalization, and the Bangalore call center business alone went from near-zero to a billion dollars, then two, then five billion a year, and I've lost track of its growth since then. There's still a lot of trouble - VSNL had a lock on the submarine cable landings, so there were terabits of traffic going by the harbor in Mumbai but only a few gigabits were allowed to land, and they were very expensive because of their scarcity and the toll they extracted for using the services, whereas other carriers can haul bandwidth around the country for costs (as opposed to prices) that resemble the costs in the EU or US. India may have economic development issues that make it a bit more expensive, but that's more like a factor of 2, not 10, and the cost of right-of-way for cable routes should probably be much lower, which makes up for some of it.

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  33. Re:Gravity well tax? by Oswald · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry, what did you say? I started daydreaming after you said "really heavy rack."

  34. Re:Gravity well tax? by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry, what did you say? I started daydreaming after you said "really heavy rack."

    Like I said, "value added." But, no extra charge, today.

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  35. particle or wave? by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Funny

    So India will finally decide if a photon is a particle or a wave?

    this is great! SCREW YOU EINSTEIN!

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  36. Taxes by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you know the joke about "how come they didn't come up with tax for air?"

    It's pretty old as well. There's no reason for a government owning your ass to stop at such trivial obstacles such as common sense and morale. It just has to be legal.

    Coincidentally, what is legal is decided by the government. Man, I so wanna be in the next elections, come to think of it!

  37. Well I'm happy things haven't changed since I left by gsn · · Score: 2, Informative
    Clearly, this entire comment page is a failure to understand the Indian mindset.

    Really what happened is the company (Airtel) didn't bribe some politician or offended one in some manner (such as an employee of the company playing his music too loud next door, or the company CEO refusing to let the politicians layabout son marry his daughter or some such, or indeed because the politicians astrologer told him it would be beneficial if he put shani in the 4th house of Airtel...).

    Clearly Airtel is in the deepest shit because
    "While the assessment on Airtel was completed and a notice issued to it for alleged tax evasion during the year 2005-06, no assessment has been concluded on other OFC broadband providers," A.K. Chitaguppi, Deputy Commissioner of Commercial Taxes, said.
    Ahh the Chitaguppis of this world are getting upitty these days.

    The problem will go away when either Airtel does bribe said politico or this goes to court for ten years and lawyers bicker back and forth using words that do not mean what they think they mean, and it dies a nice peaceful death. Or the politician does.

    In the event that this is the tax department trying to be "creative", I'd points out that cellular providers, radio providers and indeed basically any device that has a counter (your speedometer for instance)that you look at uses photons to transmit data to your cellphone/radio/eye. Ofcourse just imagine the increase in revenue if they taxed all those devices. Or argue that light is energy and Airtel (might be) is paying for their energy and simply changing energy from one form to another is a perfectly dull thing to do and is all allowed by this lovely little principle called conservation of energy.

    Also for your general light entertainment (hyuk hyuk) have a song.
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  38. Too bad we can't get a rebate on "stupid"... by CptNerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a shame we can't get a tax credit for every bit of "stupid" that government generates, of course, if we did then the government wouldn't get any revenue.

    Trouble with this law, US providers might see it and decide to start charging users for the light they "use".

    --
    By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
  39. This illustrates my point. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So when Hezbollah kidnapped Americans and created the "Iran Hostage Crisis" in the 70s, they weren't "terrorists" back then? I knew what terrrorists were in the 70s and their definition has not changed one bit.

    What? Hezbollah emerged in Lebanon in the 80's. They had nothing to do with the "Iran Hostage Crisis".

    And the Iran Hostage Crisis was hardly the result of a terrorist act. --It came about more through a mob reaction to American villainy. (The CIA regularly interferes with other nations' natural evolution and self-determination, usually with extremely negative results.)

    The Iran Hostage Crisis, From Wikipedia. . .

    In 1953, emerging democracy led to the election of reformist Prime Minister Mohammed Mossadegh; under Operation Ajax, the CIA helped the Shah and conservative elements in Iran remove Mossadegh in what was widely seen as a coup d'état. Those opposed to the Shah, because he did not grant them freedoms and reforms he promised in the early 1960s, greatly resented this action by the Americans. Moreover, the Shah and his elite supporters were seen as enriching themselves and living an opulent Western lifestyle; this particularly bothered religious conservatives. The social and religious opposition combined to topple the Shah's regime in the Iranian revolution, and the Shah fled the country in January 1979.

    The U.S. attempted to mitigate the damage by finding a new relationship with the de facto Iranian government, but in October of 1979, the Shah, ailing from lymphoma, was admitted to the U.S. for medical treatment. This caused widespread Iranian suspicion it was part of a plan to re-enact the 1953 coup, and enraged the revolutionary movement.


    On November 1, 1979 Iran's new leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini urged his people to demonstrate against United States and Israeli interests. Khomeini was anti-American in his rhetoric, denouncing the American government as the "Great Satan" and "Enemies of Islam".

    Thousands of people gathered around the U.S. embassy in Tehran, protesting. The embassy grounds had been briefly occupied before, during the revolution, and protest crowds outside the fence were common. Iranian police were less and less helpful. On November 3 Radio Turkey aired an analysis predicting a Coup within weeks, conducted by CIA agents in a similar fashion as Operation Ajax to re-install the Shah. On November 4, amid another chaotic occupation of the grounds, a mob of around 500 Iranian students (although reported numbers vary from 300 to 2000) calling themselves the Muslim Students Following the Line of the Imam seized the main embassy building.

    Terrorists? Sounds more like an angry and frightened mob to me. The word 'Terrorist' was spun later by the media to create a useful emotional label which is easily applied whenever a Western government wants to create a quick fear reaction and sequester the public from reality.


    -FL