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Miami Court Orders Take Two to Hand Over Bully

Jabrwock writes "GamePolitics.com reports that a judge in Miami ruled that Take Two Interactive, makers of the controversial title Bully, must hand over a copy of the soon to be released game to the court within 24 hours. Jack Thompson, the plaintiff, called the ruling a 'huge victory against the violent video game industry', although Take Two can still appeal the order. Thompson filed a lawsuit asking the court to label Bully a 'public nuisance' and restrict its October 17 release in Florida."

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  1. Re:Ahh Jack... by kypper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahh Jack...
    (Score:1, Flamebait)
    by kypper (446750) on 20:26 Wednesday 11 October 2006 (#16402245)
    (http://slashdot.org/)


    Hey, I didn't know Jack Thompson got mod points!

  2. Whose the 'public nuisance'? by suedehed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can they counter sue to have Jack Thompson labelled a 'public nuisance'?

  3. Jack still has license to practice law? by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why does this guy still have the license to practice law? He should have been disbarred years ago for the stunts he's always trying to pull.

    Hell, why is this guy still alive? After what he said about the gamefaqs community, he should have been struck down by God as an agent of the devil.

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  4. Bewareness by afz902k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bully is a game that no children should be exposed to. Clearly, It has been crafted by the Devil it/him/her-self, or probably a lesser Demon such as Orobas or Teeraal, to make the children who play it commit acts of violence against other children, and those who don't, against Jack Thompson and his lackeys.

  5. How soon before... by Boap · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jack Thompson is declared "public nuisance"?

  6. Just wait until the see the sequel: by monopole · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Foley" in which you play a Congressman and the Chairman of the "Missing and Exploited Children Commitee". In the game you pursue pages and ...

    Just think of the children!!!

  7. Re:Defense Exhibit A: America's Army by Broken+scope · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, run into a building without checking, running down the middle of the street, and shooting everything that moves is teaching me how to use military tactics.

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  8. Re:Don't misread the article summary by Nephilium · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one has seen the obvious... the judge is a gamer, and wants to play it pre-release!

    Brilliant!

    Nephilium

    "I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it." -- The Big Sleep (Chapter 1)

  9. Kind of a sneaky way by BeeBeard · · Score: 3, Funny

    to avoid paying for a game. You'd think the judge could afford to just buy it when it comes out.

    1. Re:Kind of a sneaky way by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      No kidding. The rest of us mere mortals have to wait until 0-day to pick up our free copies.

  10. Re:Defense Exhibit A: America's Army by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now if we could only get our soldiers to stop jumping into walls, and maybe train them to not scream over "spawn camping f4g0t wall hax"

  11. Re:Ahh Jack... by Jackass+Thompson · · Score: 5, Funny

    That'a a threat. Stop Threatening me. -- Are you threatening me? I am the Great Jackholio.

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  12. Re:Given the average intelligence... by Cheapy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when was ad hominem Insightful?

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  13. Re:Ahh Jack... by antic · · Score: 2, Funny
    You won't stop until someone who's played GTA actually kills you, will you?


    I've been training hard, but I just can't get past the flying training in San Andreas!
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  14. Grr! Goddamn Sony! Sue! by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe the PS3 is a threat to our children and our sacred ways of life.

    I DEMAND A PS3 SO I CAN ... REVIEW ... IT FOR POSSIBLE IMMORAL MATERIAL.

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  15. Judge plays game, gets ass kicked, orders easier by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, ran out of title length. "Judge plays game, gets ass kicked, orders Taketwo to make it easier to win"....

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  16. Maybe it will backfire... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny
    The judge will get a copy of the game, not know what to do with it and flip it to his grandson, "Hey kiddo, is this good or not?"

    After a quick demo of the cool early release (and posting a torrent copy), sonny boy says "Yeah, it's really cool! Everyone will want a copy!"

    The judge will buy some Take Two stock.

    Case Closed.

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    1. Re:Maybe it will backfire... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or even better, the Apocalypse Mr Thompson has been predicting all this time will occur and after a 60 hour gaming binge the judge will come to court, hopped up on Mountain Dew and pound the living daylight out of our dear lawyer friend. Oh well...win/win situation? :)

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  17. Re:Given the average intelligence... by Nimey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since you became such a doody-head, of course.

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  18. repeating subject as body of text? by Alias777 · · Score: 5, Funny

    repeating subject as body of text?

  19. Re:Are they actually restricting sales of the game by BakaHoushi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jack Thompson has persuaded me to become a lawyer for this very reason. All I have to do is call myself an "expert" in a field, even if I know something about it... let's say "cars." Now I just walk up to my local dealership and say "I need to test this new Jaguar for the public good! Give me a brand new Jaguar or I'll sue you!"

    Then you can carry around special business cards. I'm a gourmet expert! My meal is free or I'll sue you! I'm a alcohol inspector. I'll need to sample and take away your finest wines to make sure they're safe for consumption. If you don't comply, I'll sue you for putting the public in danger!

    He's a dumbass nutjob, plain and simple, but he's also shrewed enough to convince people who, like him, also have no idea what the Hell they're talking about. That's the scary part.

  20. Re:Nothing worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Insults aside, this is what your first sentence looks like:

    " Nothing worse (Score:4, Insightful) by tomstdenis (446163) tomstdenisNO@SPAMiahu.ca on Wednesday October 11, @05:28PM (#16402279) (http://www.imaluser.com/ | Last Journal: Friday February 04, @02:46AM) than uninformed asshats with a cause all in the name of "saving the children."

    Put titles in the title, first sentence on the first line. Not that hard.

  21. Re:Don't misread the article summary by nytes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh great! The judge is going to sit in front of his TV playing the game for 100 hours straight.

    Then the judge, now a serial killer, is going to come into court, look Jack Thompsom in the eye, and put an ice pick through Jack's forehead.

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  22. Re:Judge plays game, gets ass kicked, orders easie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    Try using the comment field for your comment then, rather than the subject field?

  23. Re:Are they actually restricting sales of the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Judge should then bill tompson for the hundred hours of gameplay nesssary to fully review the content.

  24. Re:Are they actually restricting sales of the game by Steeltalon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hrmm... Anvil Drop '07. How will this be improved on from Anvil Drop '06?

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  25. Re:Are they actually restricting sales of the game by Zastai · · Score: 4, Funny

    - The anvils will use Pixel Shader 3.0 for a more realistic metal look.
    - A new "Pimp My Anvil" mode will allow extensive anvil customization.
    - Iron Maiden contributed 2 exclusive songs to the heavy metal soundtrack.

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  26. duh by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny
    The game doesn't glorify bullying at all.
    Well, duh! That's exactly why Jack Thompson is against it!
  27. Re:Jack Thompson is an asshole. by Macthorpe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoever modded that up, that's not informative!

    We knew that already!

    *joke*

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  28. Jack Thompson Fund by sulfur_lad · · Score: 2, Funny

    The sad part about Jack Thompson is that he makes more than you ever will by just being an asshat. And now he's demanding free video games too.

  29. Advance copies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, so if I start filing frivolous lawsuits against companies, does that mean I can get free advance copies of games, too?

  30. Eureka! by Atroxodisse · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just figured it out. Jack is friends with that judge and the judge is a big fan of Rockstar so he got Jack to bring this lawsuit so he could get paid to sit on his ass and play Bully for 100 hours.

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