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How Practical are 20-inch Laptops?

GeneralPacket writes "A 20-inch laptop might sound perfect for a game of Grand Theft Auto on the way to work, or navigating a mammoth spreadsheet. But are they really usable as laptops, or are they just luggable desktops? This week CNET attempted to work on the super-sized 20-inch Dell XPS M2010 laptop while travelling across London on the subway. The resulting video review is hilarious. This is not your typical tech video review — it's actually funny, and, refreshingly, completely advertising-free. The reviewer is in constant fear that anti-terrorism police are about to swarm him. Would you use a 20-incher?"

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  1. Obligatory Penis Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you use a 20-incher?

    On behalf of my girlfriend, I have to say the answer is yes.

    1. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by toupsie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that how goatse got that way?

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    2. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
      Would you use a 20-incher?
      On behalf of my girlfriend, I have to say the answer is yes.

      This brings a whole new meaning to, "hung like a baby".

      6 pounds 8 ounces and 20 inches long!

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    3. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by d474 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I liked the part where the blond girl says to the black reporter:

      "I like black laptops."

      We got the double entendre, honey. Cute.

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    4. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "He will have an enormous schwanzstucker!"
      "That goes without saying."
      "Voof."
      "He's going to be very popular."

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    5. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by Scanner-Darkly-IRE · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Would you use a 20-incher?" I think the bigger question here is .. Would you Own a Dell? As nice as that one looks I still wouldnt bee seen dead in public that that 4 letter logo :)

    6. Re:Obligatory Penis Comment by kypper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, it's just a stereotype that all black laptops have 20 inchers....

  2. They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most people don't want a "laptop". Instead, they want something that they can take to Panera and do their work w/o being in the office. My wife and father both have one of these huge laptops. They are uncomfortable to carry (they use backpacks), they suck power (she gets about an hour of battery life), and they are loud.

    I rely on my Sidekick for most of my work (e-mail, calendar, and notetaking) and I use a Thinkpad for anything more serious. While I am always looking for something even smaller everyone else seems to look for something larger.

    MORE POWER ARRR ARR ARR.

    1. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Zadaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm with you on this. I haven't been able to make the jump to a smart phone I have to synch too much too often for what I do, but I do cary my laptop everywhere. It's around 2 1/2 pounds, light enough I don't notice it. I get about 6 hours of battery life out of it (more if I dim the screen) and when I'm in my office/home I dock it with a 23" display and a real keyboard.

      Makes me a little sad to see people breaking their backs with these huge things, getting into fights over outlets in cafes...

      No marketer would ever call my laptop a desktop replacement, but I've been doing active development on it (or one of similar size and specs) for the last several years, and have no complaints. (I don't go to lan parties, and I have a separate machine for gaming, but that's me.)

    2. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by metamatic · · Score: 4, Interesting
      While I am always looking for something even smaller everyone else seems to look for something larger.

      Yeah, drives me crazy. Apple don't even have a small laptop offering; their smallest is 13".

      What I really want is something like a VAIO UX, only with an operating system.

      Lots of manufacturers don't even bother to release their small laptops in the USA, because everyone here wants honkin' huge SUV laptops.

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    3. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by dhaines · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's a tradeoff, some people's work is much easier with a lot of screen space. Others are more concerned with weight, keyboard feel, etc. So you might say: it's not how big it is, it's how you use it.

      Just a few weeks back I was shopping for new laptops for my girlfriend and myself (yes really). We never encountered anything larger than 17 inches, but found even that size to be painfully large. We settled on matching (of course) 15.4-inchers, which are "just right."

      Funny coincidence though -- like the woman interviewed in the video, my girlfriend prefers black laptops.

    4. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by bhima · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would dearly, dearly love a "Macbook Nano" if Apple would only get around making it.

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    5. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by RobertLTux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      easy a true Road Warrior (geekus nomadicus) woudl have the following handy

      1 power squid
      2 small router
      3 Towel (of hand size)
      4 half dozen power bars

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    6. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Gerzel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well Perhaps there is a class of computer that fits between Desktop and Laptop.

      One that
      A. Is portable to a variety of places.
      B. Is able to handle all major personal applications.
      C. Has a screen large enough to accomodate easy viewing for a single person or a small group of people.
      D. Is easilly moved quickly from one space to another.

      In this model the Battery is not so much used as a power source but is more a UPS or power backup. Such a machine is not meant to be used in anyone's lap nor is it meant to be used outside of a desk-like enviroment. It is meant to be used where it can be plugged in to an outlet and sit on a table or desk for a short period of a few hours and then be easily moved.

      Such a machine is far more mobile than a desktop computer or even one of those mini-desktops as all the major components are joined into one peice. Size does not matter as much as most trips with it are short from one point to another. The above article is really comparing apples to oranges, or rather trying to make an apple pie with oranges.

    7. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Fnordulicious · · Score: 2, Informative

      I do believe that the personal computer you're describing is called a "portable". There were quite a few of these on the market before laptops became so prevalent.

    8. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by Wdomburg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not everyone does the bulk of their work at a desk. I spend the bulk of my time in conference rooms, other people's offices, colocations, etc, etc. If I was one of those people who only transport their laptop from room to room or from their car, I might consider something larger than my current 14.1".

    9. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Funny
      Most people don't want a "laptop". Instead, they want something that they can take to Panera and do their work w/o being in the office.

      Did anyone else read that as "something that they can take to Pantera and do their work..."? I was wondering who does work during a rock concert.
    10. Re:They are nothing more than desktops for Panera by usrusr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      rock musicians?

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  3. Leading question... by HiredMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you use a 20-incher?

    I can't believe you ended a Slashdot post with a question like this... it's like T-ball.

    What are you tying to do - flush the trolls into the open?

    Sheesh,

    =tkk

  4. Now he just needs... by AsmCoder8088 · · Score: 5, Funny

    this T-shirt and the look will be complete!

    1. Re:Now he just needs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just don't wear it in Britain. They'll gun you down without a second thought.

    2. Re:Now he just needs... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought British policemen didn't have guns.

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  5. Old IBM portables anyone? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Reminds me of the old IBM 'portable' computers- perhaps less the CRT.

    1. Re:Old IBM portables anyone? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even the first generation IBM Laptop (the PC Convertible, about a generation newer than the 'Portable') was one heck of a lug to carry around. I still have one. It's got a nice 'hard case' to transport it in that makes it about twice the size of a briefcase.

  6. Not much bigger than a 17 inch by RobTheJedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have a 17 inch dell laptop, and yes I do use it on my lap, and no I am not a huge fat guy, I am however tall. It's actually very comfortable to use, more so than my wife's 14 inch dell. So yes I would use a 20 inch laptop.

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    1. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by eebra82 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're comparing the difference in size between 14" to 17" and 17" to 20", think again. Although the increment is the same, it's still a lot bigger.

    2. Re:Not much bigger than a 17 inch by HappySqurriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have a 17 inch dell laptop, and yes I do use it on my lap, and no I am not a huge fat guy, I am however tall. It's actually very comfortable to use, more so than my wife's 14 inch dell. So yes I would use a 20 inch laptop.

      Personally, work gave me a 14 inch laptop which I thought was absolutely too small until I realized why they gave me a laptop rather than a desktop; I'm on site 2 days a week which means that I carry the lap-top home or to work 4 days a week. What I have found is that a 14 inch laptop is (in a lot of ways) too large and clumsy to carry around on Calgary's busy public transit system and I couldn't imagine how awkward and heavy a 20 inch laptop would be.

      In my opinion a 20 inch laptop would be amazing if your goal is to drag it to and from lan-parties once or twice a week in your car, but if you're taking something to and from work every day you'd start to hate the extra size and weight.

  7. Out of personal experience by eebra82 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First off, Dell markets this laptop as a portable home entertainment system. You can obviously interpret that in so many ways, but my guess is that it is intended for portability WITHIN the house. So, for example, it can be used as a perfect workstation at the home office, and then transported to the living room for media center uses.

    My close friend bought one of these beasts. I was fast to check it out and I've even borrowed it for personal evaluation purposes (since I wanted one myself). All I can say is that it is an outstanding machine and works perfectly if you want to watch movies while lying in your bed. It also interacts great as a media center and it has the power to play games.

    What do people do when they buy a real laptop? They are usually intending to carry it around every now and then, because they might need it at work, at home and at other places. This machine does not really serve that purpose and it's obvious.

    So when this reviewer is making this amusing approach of using the laptop at buses and subways, it's fairly obvious this was only an attempt to make fun of its massive size. And there's really nothing we can blame Dell for here, anwyay. With larger screens comes lesser portability. It's fairly obvious.

    1. Re:Out of personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, this thing is really a portable desktop, rather than a laptop. Good for LAN parties, but you'd never be able to use it in a typical airplane environment for instance. I don't see it competing with Thinkpads and the like, the way people seem to expect.

    2. Re:Out of personal experience by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

      All I can say is that it is an outstanding machine and works perfectly if you want to watch movies while lying in your bed.

      So is my TV/DVD combo and they weigh about the same! :)

    3. Re:Out of personal experience by kallisti777 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Full disclosure: I am a Dell salesman.

      An architectural design firm in my area has a couple of these. If you look at the "power under the hood", you'll see why they chose them as portable workstations. For the CAD and graphics work they do, this model was a perfect fit, and I've never heard a complaint about it being too heavy to move from the office desk to the conference room table and back.

      Now carrying this thing on a tube train during a morning commute? What are you, daft? I whine about having to carry my 5 pound Latitude and an overnight bag. My thanks to eebra82 for being able to tell the differences between apples and oranges.

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    4. Re:Out of personal experience by ffejie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. Something like this would be good for certain people. Take my parents for instance. They have a place they go to in the summer, and another in the winter. They want to have computer access everywhere, but have no desire to maintain two different computers (with different settings, emails etc on either). I pitched the idea of a network backup that would allow them to sync settings and other important files between two machines -- but that didn't fly. they wanted something simpler. So my mom got one of those huge Dell laptops (not one of these, it was a few years ago). She uses it in both places, and occasionally moves it from room to room, but generally it stays in the study, plugged into the printer and power, and sometimes even Ethernet (even though there is wireless around the house). When they go to a different house, they take the laptop. Generally it's a car ride, or sometimes a plane ride away. She doesn't take it on vacation with her and she doesn't ever use it on the plane. She has no desire for a laptop with a smaller screen (she's on 17") or lighter weight (must be 6-8 lbs) or even better battery life. She just wants something that is "portable" at the very roughest sense of the word.

      Now, contrast that with my situation. I'm always on the go. I work from home, the office, the other office, the road, hotels, sometimes even cafes (although I hate it). I have a company issued laptop - Thinkpad - that suits my needs, although I wish it had better screen resolution (1024x768). When I'm home, I have a docking station with 17" monitor, same thing at work. When I travel, if I had to lug around something bigger than this, I would get pretty tired pretty quickly. Additionally, many times I'm just using my Blackberry to respond to emails quickly, without loading up the laptop. This is good for the many times I find myself without network access. The Dell reviewed would be a disaster in my hands.

      The point is - different strokes for different folks.

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  8. Ahhhh! by MBCook · · Score: 4, Funny
    So what did we (*buffering*) think of the (*buffering*) Dell (*buffering*)....

    What a maddening video! I tried to pause it so it could load up (like You Tube, Quicktime, and every other civilized video player) and it wouldn't. It would load up the next second of video then stop buffering. Combine that with their bandwidth problems (thanks, Slashdot) and it's almost impossible to watch the video.

    Still. 20"? I though 17 was too large. That thing is huge. And yet they gave it a 9.2. IT'S A FREAKING DESKTOP. As a laptop it should get a 6. Plus, it has two drives in RAID 0. That's an INGENIOUS setup for a LAPTOP.

    If they marketed this as a compact, all in one, portable desktop I could see it. But it's not a laptop unless you weight 600 pounds.

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    1. Re:Ahhhh! by corngrower · · Score: 5, Funny
      But it's not a laptop unless you weight 600 pounds.


      So what you're saying is that most americans should find this acceptable?

    2. Re:Ahhhh! by diodegod · · Score: 2, Informative
      Take a look at the page's source, 7th line down:

      META NAME="DESCRIPTION" content="Why should YouTube.com have all the fun? Welcome to Crave video, where we get to have some fun with our camcorders as we explore the darker and more twisted side of the gadget world....

      Yeah, why should youtube have all the fun? Because it's not a "buffering" pile of crap maybe?
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  9. cargo in tow by Neuropol · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To me they seem largely impracticle, but I can see that people are ready for a true desktop class portable to become available - some thing more than a 17" widescreen or the occasional 19". There's nothing like being able to work on a full dual or tri-head setup, close the lid on your work, head home and plug in to your extra monitors, and re-open the work in progress a few minutes later. Albeit with a 20" you can probably cancel your membership at the gym. Some thing of this size the user is not concerned with what their having to carry back and forth, they're just psyched they have a nice work portable area.

    How well can they condense the guts of it? Can they stretch out the lcd all the way to tthe edge of the bezel and keep the keys tight to the edge so there's no wasted space? The world of 17" machines like the HP 9600 (total tank) requires massive power supplies to lug around, gives you limted long-term battery life and are the loudest machines I've ever heard with 3+ fans constantly whirring away trying to keep heat to a minimum.

  10. Good Luck by bad_fx · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hmm... I have yet to watch the video, but good luck working on *any* laptop on the london underground during rush hour... ;)

  11. Envy by Kildjean · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dell has obvious imac 24" envy

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  12. Ugh by be-fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You couldn't even open that thing in an airplane seat. Hell, my 13.3" macbook is almost too big for comfortable economy-class use. And the attendant back, pain, oh god...

    I don't know what kind of idiot would subject themselves to this. Why not just get a nice big external display like everyone else does?

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    1. Re:Ugh by Dorceon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You couldn't even open that thing in an airplane seat.
      Can you even fit it in a legal carryon?
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    2. Re:Ugh by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not just get a nice big external display like everyone else does?

      Because you still have the problem of opening that big external display in the economy-class airplane seat. :-)

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  13. the SUV of laptops by victorvodka · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm reminded of a cartoon in the New Yorker about "Hummer Style" in which various normal objects were supersized and underpowered so they would appeal to bonehead Americans still living in a world where size always means value. For example, a cellphone the size and weight of a concrete block with a range of 200 feet from the cell tower and a battery life of fifteen minutes. In Japan, of course, the idea is to make things smaller and charge more for them. I'd love a laptop with a 1600 X 1200 six inch screen that fit in my pocket. I wouldn't mind using reading glasses and typing on a tiny keyboard, at least until I get "to the office."

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    1. Re:the SUV of laptops by sokoban · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, that kind of torque is nothing to sneeze at, but the last Hummer I drove topped out at around 80 MPH, and even that was a terrifying experience. Hummers are decent tow vehicles if you don't mind something that large, but for any sort of long hauling there are cheaper and better solutions.

      The fact that anyone would want one of these things as a daily driver is a total joke. They handle, accelerate, brake, and guzzle diesel like no other civiian vehicle.

      That said, the H2 is an even bigger joke since it sacrifices the ground clearance, reliability, sheer power, and ruggedness of the Hummer, but doesn't make for a better ride at all.

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    2. Re:the SUV of laptops by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't humvees get like 8 or 10 miles per gallon on *sealed* roads? Wouldn't that factor down to 4-5 mpg off road?

      I've often wondered how they can be called 'high mobility vehicles' when their 'mobility' is strictly limited to that of their attendant fuel convoy...

      Much like these super monster laptops; mobility limited by availability of wall sockets (there, that should stop me being modded offtopic ;)

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    3. Re:the SUV of laptops by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://www.flybook.co.jp/products/vm_3.html

      Actually, it appears to be advertised as ideal for use on a plane. I neglected to mention to click on the hyperlinks directly beneath the VM still image.

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  14. Ah, memories, of the good old days by davmoo · · Score: 2

    This guy is lucky. I used to have to travel with two Compaq "lugable" computers. Each was the size of a small suitcase, and all you got for that was a tiny b/w crt. And a good workout from carrying them ;-)

    Seriously, while I thought the video was really good, and I realize it was done mostly tongue-in-cheek, I have to echo what others have said. I have a Toshiba laptop. Its used for when I want to eat lunch at Panera and still get some work done, or at the library. When I need true portability, I'll use my Palm TX (and here lately, I'm using the TX at the library too).

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  15. Hrmmm by sheriff_p · · Score: 4, Funny

    The chick looking at it and telling the guy breathlessly that she preferred the big black laptops rather than small white ones made it for me :-)

    +Pete

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  16. Re:You, sir.... by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, no, no! Not diameter! ...

  17. Practcal for some by slobber · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a pretty silly question - it would be practical for some and totally impractical for others. I lug around a 12 pound Dell 17" myself, and couldn't be happier about it. For the most part I take it to work in the morning and bring it home in the evening. It stays home on the days when I telecommute.

    I think a much better question would be 'Could 20" be profitable for Dell?' It might well be - while it won't sell in the same quantities as 3 lbs 15 inchers, I'd imagine that margins on 20" would be notably higher.

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  18. First 20" Laptop? by joetheappleguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm pretty sure that Acer shipped their Aspire 9800 before Dell did. Matter of fact, I think that Acer makes Dell's unit.

    I've had a chance to play with it a bit and I noticed that the Acer 9800 weighs as much as a 20" iMac!

    You feel like a little kid when using it - Like you shrunk somehow. :D

  19. Actually it seems fairly luggable. by MsGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Compare this machine to the 20" iMac rather than a lappie. This machine is the result of Dell buying Alienware. It's designed to be lugged to LAN parties rather than used in a typical lappie manner. I suspect it's packing a Core Duo. Someone also mentioned RAID 0...that's a very gamer kind of thing to add to a machine. If this was a Road Warrior lappie I would have instead opted for RAID 1 for data redundancy and "automatic backups." However RAID 1 slows, rather than speeds, disk access so it would be a downer for the gamer crowd.

    Is it me or does this machine also seem to be built of sterner stuff than the average Dell lappie? I work at the library at my university and we have Dell lappies exclusively. They are built like plastic pieces of crap. Loose ports are epidemic. I really baby them when I move from place to place because I know that other people don't. The toughness of this machine, I suspect, is another example of Alienware's influence.

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    1. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by arth1 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Someone also mentioned RAID 0...that's a very gamer kind of thing to add to a machine. If this was a Road Warrior lappie I would have instead opted for RAID 1 for data redundancy and "automatic backups." However RAID 1 slows, rather than speeds, disk access so it would be a downer for the gamer crowd.

      RAID 1 has data redundancy, but not "automatic backups", with or without quotes. If you lose a file, you lose it from all the mirrors, and can't recover it any more than if it had been on a single drive. It only protects you from drive failure causing data loss. Since there's no hotswapping on this lapstop, you'd still have to stop what you're doing and get a new drive fitted in.

      As for speed, you're wrong there. RAID 1 is slightly slower at writes than a single drive, but it does write in parallel to the mirrored drives, so the slowdown is minimal. However RAID 1 is much faster at reading than a single drive; as it will spread out the reads to all the drives in parallel. Reads are slightly slower than true striping (RAID 0), because it has to skip blocks instead of continuous reading, but it's way faster than a single drive.
      If I were to put figures on it (keeping in mind that any figures would be wildly inaccurate due to different hardware and software implementations), I'd say that a two-drive RAID 0 will roughly give you a 90% write speed and 180% read speed compared to a single drive. Overall, that's a big win, unless you primarily use the drive for recording.
    2. Re:Actually it seems fairly luggable. by modemboy · · Score: 3, Informative

      SO wrong on so many levels. Raid 1 does speed disc access: http://www.pcguide.com/ref/hdd/perf/raid/levels/si ngleLevel1-c.html
      Slows write a little, speeds up reads.

      This machine was out 2 months before Dell bought Alienware, I believe acer makes them.

      Also it depends on what you consider your average dell lappie. The Inspirons are complete plastic crap you are correct, the XPS and Latitude line are quite nice, you get what you pay for...

  20. Would I? Yes. Should most of you? hell no by 228e2 · · Score: 2

    Let me shed some light on dell computers, and more specifically the xps series as a dell rep. The XPS series is not intended for those people (like the man in the video) to work on articles on a bus station, ITS A GAMING RIG. The XPS series is intended for users who are into intense gaming/graphical design/any other field that would require a strong cpu. Hence the the dual cores most come with standard. And the larger HDD's compared to the latitude and inspiron series. HENCE THE 20 INCH SCREEN. Thanks for taking yet another article out context /. This was about as silly as the one Zook put up yesterday.

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  21. Don't copy that floppy! by Rich+Klein · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do they realize they're copying this video from a month ago?

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    1. Re:Don't copy that floppy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The laptop magazine article you've linked to via Engadget isn't a video, it's a few photographs! A few photographs VS a four minute video. I didn't laugh at the photos on Laptop Magazine, but I did laugh at the video in the Slashdot story.... It may be a similar idea, but I prefer CNET's exectution of it.

  22. I'd love one by CaptnMArk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Big screen laptop would enable many things:

    - normal keyboard (I'd love a proper keyboard, see www.pckeyboard.com)
    - 2 hard drives (for RAID-1)
    - bigger battery or two
    - better cooling
    - more I/O ports
    - more expansion slots
    - maybe even include a resting/charging place for a (wireless) mouse

    Weight is a minor problem, price is a bigger one.

  23. It weighs 18 1/2 pounds! by BeeBeard · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out the specs on this thing on Dell's website.

    The dimensions are less of a concern as long as it fits in a backpack or roomy laptop case, but to even call this monster a laptop is disingenuous. It is more of a "portable" computer in the sense that it can all be transported in one piece should you ever attempt to break your back moving it.

  24. Vision issues by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do all my writing on my 15" laptop. If it were any smaller, I would have trouble reading it. Jacking the font size up results in a smaller amount of the page on the screen at a time, which results in scrolling incessantly, which means I waste more time with the arrow keys and extreme right side of the trackpad.

    So, there is a practical purpose for these things. Believe me, if I could work on a 13" screen, I would.

  25. I would buy one by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...or are they just luggable desktops?

    What's wrong with a luggable desktop? While I wouldn't want to use this in a subway, plane, bus, etc, it sounds ideal to set on your hotel room desk. I love my 12" iBook, but it is not a workstation. Its screen is too small and its keyboard too cramped. Its good for use in a cramped plane seat, but sucks trying to do real work in the hotel room. But this 20" laptop sounds like it could be my home system away from home.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  26. Re:Why the shiny screens? by enosys · · Score: 2, Informative
    You can get some information on Dell TrueLife screens from ScreenTek. It is not just a shiny screen. Basically the screen deals with reflections with an anti-reflection coating which minimizes the amount of reflected light instead of a rough texture which scatters light so you don't see reflected shapes. Overall, it reflects less light and you're supposed to get better contrast.

    I have one and I'm not disappointed. Yes, the screen reflects like a mirror, and you could actually use it instead of a mirror in some situations when it is off. However, in most situations when it is on reflections are not a problem.

  27. What I really want... by drsmithy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I get the point of these massive laptops - they're really just more convenient "portable computers" for people who want something that's all in one and easy to move from desk to desk.

    However, what I really want (and I'm sure many would agree) is a small - 12" - 14" laptop that can drive *two* external monitors (I'd even be only marginally disappointed if it required disabling the internal screen to do so).

    I'd really like a laptop to use (for work) as my only machine, but I'm way too used to having a pair of 21" LCDs to use anything smaller for real work.

    I am somewhat surprised Apple hasn't brought out a machine capable of this - but then again I'd expect it to come from one of the less well known manufacturers (like Asus) first.

  28. Re:eyephones by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As soon as the test subjects eye sockets stop smoldering.

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  29. Re:Give me one luggable and one ultra portable by DumbSwede · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm aware this is a common resolution for desktop LCD, as for the odd aspect ratio, that has to do with the size of the larger glass they cut these things from, rather than throw away usable glass they choose sizes that use up all the glass. I know all this, but if you are going to have a full 20" display then make the dotpitch such that you can get a full 1080p picture out of it and support easily showing the 1080p on external HDTV (though that probably is doable with this rig as a 2nd monitor in some fashion).

    There are full 1080p displays in 15" and 17", why not this EXPENSIVE 20"?

  30. Re:Give me one luggable and one ultra portable by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Informative

    but if you are going to have a full 20" display then make the dotpitch such that you can get a full 1080p picture out of it and support easily showing the 1080p on external HDTV (though that probably is doable with this rig as a 2nd monitor in some fashion).

    First of all, I'd rather want a 1080p resolution display on such a machine as well.

    Then, many video cards do not support the native resolution of a 1080p display but do support 1680x1050. Of course in case of this laptop, it would be possible to select video hardware that does support this resolution.

    Only looking really good at their native resolution is one of the bigger drawbacks of lcd based technology such as tft. The consequence of scaling video to their native resolution is by far not as bad as when doing this for a computer display that has lots of text on it for example.

    Hence, 1680x1050 is a lot less troublesome with regards to hardware and software support, and since such a display has only one native resolution, I'd think that this is why they opted for this 'weird' resolution instead of 1080p.

    There are full 1080p displays in 15" and 17", why not this EXPENSIVE 20"?

    And I'm sure there exist 20" displays that do 1080p, just not this one.

  31. Obligatory Penis Comment Complementary by Poltras · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but would you use a 20-incher with an exploding battery?

  32. So much for the video. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah what the fuck is wrong with that video? (Let me count the ways...)

    Seriously, I really tried to watch it. It would play for about three seconds, and then stop for "buffering." No surprise there -- I'm on a shared connection. I don't have enough bandwidth to watch something like that live.

    So I thought I'd just pause it and let it load -- like any decent system ought to allow me to do -- but oh, no; it had better ideas. As soon as I put it on pause, it stopped buffering. I can tell, because the traffic through my router just abruptly stopped. When I hit play again, then it started buffering again.

    How brain-dead is that? Even if I tried to play it through at its stuttering, three-seconds-per-load speed, and then rewind back to the beginning and play it again, it apparently doesn't "buffer" for very long, because it tried to reload the data.

    I want to find the person who thought that encapsulating videos inside Flash objects was a good idea, and put their face in a bench vise. They could have just used a good-old streaming video object, but no. They had to do it with Flash. Well, the hell with them.

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    1. Re:So much for the video. by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Funny
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  33. This is a desktop replacement! by AWhistler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a Dell e1705. It is a great machine, but I use it as a desktop replacement, not a laptop. It is very nice to be sitting in my living room chair with a "hospital swingarm desk" (bought at OfficeMax) using this machine. I could not do that with a 17" widescreen 1900x1200, keyboard and touchpad attached to a PC on the floor...the monitor would always try to fall off the desk. I can use this machine in a much smaller space than a normal desktop machine. But I would not try to use it on an airplane or subway (or underground if I were in Britain).

    It is very nice to be able to pick the machine up, move it to the kitchen, use it there, and move it back later. I could *NEVER* do that with a desktop machine without dismantling it. For one thing, there are too many pieces to move...the e1705 only has two pieces to move, and with the battery, I can unplug the power and move it too without powering down. The best thing about it is being able to conveniently take a fully-powered machine to a friend's house (think LAN party, but I don't use it like that).

    The Dell 2010 is really a "briefcase PC" (I like that term...thanks). It folds up and closes with a handle just like a briefcase. It probably couldn't be used on my swingarm desk, but it still could be used in less space than a desktop, can move all in one piece, and unplug for short periods of time, and can move to others' houses. Trying to use this on the Underground is just silly. This machine is "this generation's" luggable.

  34. Will there be... by T.Louis · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a kevlar version, or atleast one with spikes where I can beat up people with lesser laptops?

  35. XPS M2010 Specs by @madeus · · Score: 4, Informative

    All talk, no facts.

    Yeah, not like your post, which was a fountain of knowledge.

    You could at least have linked to the specs on the Dell website, which lists the the specs as:

    CPU options:

            * Intel® Core(TM) 2 Duo Processor
            * Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo Processor T7200 (2GHz, 4M L2 Cache, 667MHz FSB)
            * Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo Processor T7400 (2.16GHz, 4M L2 Cache, 667MHz FSB)
            * Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo Processor T7600 (2.33GHz, 4M L2 Cache, 667MHz FSB)

    Other misc. info:

            * Up to 4 GB of DDR2 dual channel2 memory
            * 20.1" Widescreen WSXGA+ display
            * 256MB ATI® MobilityTM RADEONTM X1800 Graphics Card for multimedia intensive applications.
            * Integrated 1.3 megapixel web cam and array microphone
            * 8 speakers and subwoofer
            * Up to 240GB3 of storage across two hard drives
            * Optional RAID 0 - 1
            * 8x DVD/CD Burner (DVD+/-RW)4

    Weight & Dimensions

            * Width: 18.85"
            * Height: 2.90"
            * Depth: 15.90"
            * Weight (lbs): 18.305

    I/O Ports

            * IEEE 1394 integrated port (1394 cable and software sold separately)
            * 4 USB 2.0 (Universal Serial Bus) compliant 4-pin connectors
            * ExpressCard Slot
            * RJ45 Ethernet port
            * RJ11 Modem port
            * Video: Digital Video Interface (DVI)
            * S-Video: 7-pin mini-DIN connector
            * Component Video, S/PDIF Digital & Analog 7.1/5.1 Audio out
            * 13-in-2 removable memory card reader

  36. I'll tell you how impractical can be... by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 2, Informative

    I recently received an HP Pavillion dv9000 laptop to replace my E-machines M6805 under Best-Buy's lemon policy. When I bought the E-machines laptop, I purchased a Samsonite laptop carrier that fit the 17-in screen of the M6805. When I got the replacement, I took the laptop home to discover that the HP dv9000 was almost an inch and a half wider than the M6805. According to the spec of the dv9000 at Best Buy, the width of the laptop is 18 3/8 inches. So I decided today to go back to Best Buy to see if they had a wider laptop carrier. No go. The widest carriers that Best Buy even sold were around 16 1/2 inches wide. Even the Best Buy associate recommended going to a luggage outlet to find a compatible carrier. Talk about inpractical. :-)

  37. Re:You, sir.... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

    >No, no, no! Not diameter! ...

    Radius, then?