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Gore Pushes for Private Investment in Space

dptalia writes "Al Gore said in a recent speech that more private enterprises need to invest in space. Gore pointed to the successful growth of the internet as proof that private investment is faster than government. Not surprisingly, Gore also lambasted President Bush's space policy."

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  1. New Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gore in Space

    with real blood and gore

  2. First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to agree with him. Private investment in space is the only thing that will change it from a huge, shiny waste of tons of money to a useful endeavor.

    1. Re:First Post by mnmn · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually it is Gore who is saying "First Post" so that 5 years later he can say he invented private space enterprise.

      Now if only he patented the Internet when he invented it, he could build spaceships himself now.

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    2. Re:First Post by Spetiam · · Score: 4, Funny

      AND we'll get to credit him with inventing space!

    3. Re:First Post by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

      LOL, and he is not flamebait.

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    4. Re:First Post by cunamara · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah. Private investment is remarkably unwilling to lose billions of dollars on things like space exploration. They will let the taxpayers spend their money until some commercial reason to go to space has been found. When it comes to high dollar investments with vague or unlikely returns, the private sector finds something else more important to spend its money on like perks for CEOs. The private sector would never have built the interstate highway system, supersonic air travel, or funded the first steps into space. The private sector left that groundwork for the government to do. People love to waffle on about the superiority of the private sector, but the private sector rides on the coattails of government time and time again. The public funds the fundamental research and the private sector reaps the profits- and hides them so that they don't return the investment to the taxpayers.

    5. Re:First Post by grammar+fascist · · Score: 3, Funny

      You clod. He took the initiative in inventing the space program.

      Is there no one left with any reading comprehension?

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    6. Re:First Post by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I have to agree with him. Private investment in space is the only thing that will change it from a huge, shiny waste of tons of money to a useful endeavor.

      Private investors have been ponying up for space investments since the 60's - it's a myth of recent creation that such investment has only occurred with the X-prize and subsequently.
    7. Re:First Post by RockyPersaud · · Score: 1

      There is over two billion dollars of private investment in things like spaceports and launch services for suborbital and orbital rides. Check out the stats here, which just considers the New Space companies, leaving out investments from the existing commercial satellite industry.

    8. Re:First Post by vtcodger · · Score: 1
      ***Private investment in space is the only thing that will change it from a huge, shiny waste of tons of money to a useful endeavor.***

      Good logic based on two faulty assumptions:

      • Space exploration can be profitable using current or currently achievable technology.
      • Governments can't do anything right

      With current technology, there are a (pitiful) few applications where space can be profitably exploited. Communications, imaging, one or two others. There is not and has not been any problem attracting private investment in those areas. Point: When things evolve to the point that money can be made, there will probably be plenty of private money put up. Unfortunately, space overall is, and is likely to remain, a huge money pit. The fantasies of various taxa of space cadet notwithstanding, there is no sign this situation is going to change any time soon.

      We can't get stuff to orbit cheaply. Until we can, we aren't going anywhere.

      As to the second assumption. Governments sometimes push through projects that private investment is unwilling to gamble on. The best example is the Erie Canal which was built by the state of New York after the money men in New York ignored pleas of advocates for years. The Erie Canal and its less known sister the Champlain Canal were wildly successful. The Erie dropped shipped costs to what is now the American heartland by an order of magnitude and opened a path for settlement of the West. It was largely responsible for New York City becoming the predominant city in the US. Without the canal, serious settlement would have waited a couple of decades for the railroads. And the canal was also profitable -- wildly so. But is a way, the money guys were right. Many of the early 19th Century canal projects in the US were financial disasters.

      Please do not take this is an endorsement of NASA. Transport NASA to New York in 1819 and those guys would wave flags, make speaches, and build a wildly over budget ditch that connected Albany to Schenectady via New York City. (For those not familiar with New York geography, the Hudson River connects Albany and NYC and is navigable every inch of the way. Schenectady is about a days walk West of Albany)

      While I voted for Al Gore in 2000 and think that subsequent events have proved quite convincingly that he is far more competent than George W Bush, that does not mean that I think that either or those beauties was or is qualified to be president of the United States (or anything else).

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    9. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as somebody makes a buck Gore will want to tax it.

  3. Liberal vs. Conservative by foooo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Of COURSE we should be spending private money on space. Private investment is usually more efficient (and get's more results) than big government programs. It seems ironic that a self described liberal is espousing private investment and lambasting the president's government funded program.

    What's the world coming to? It's sad that the supposed "conservative" guy is encouraging so much government spending. Not that I trust Mr. Gore to shrink the federal government... but Mr. Bush has dissapointed me with his big government programs.

    *sigh*

    1. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's the world coming to? It's sad that the supposed "conservative" guy is encouraging so much government spending.
      Behold! The poles are shifting!
    2. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by orcrist · · Score: 5, Informative
      Not that I trust Mr. Gore to shrink the federal government.

      Why not? He already did more to shrink the federal government as Clintons VP than any of these lip-service Republicans since they've been in power:
      • Reduced the size of federal civilian workforce by 426,200 positions between January 1993 and September 2000...The government workforce was for the first time the smallest it had been since the Eisenhower Administration.
      • Closed nearly 2,000 obsolete field offices and eliminated 250 programs and agencies, like the Tea-Tasters Board, the Bureau of Mines, and wool and mohair subsidies.
      • Procurement reform led to the expanded use of credit cards for small item purchases, saving about $250 million a year in processing costs.

      source: http://govinfo.library.unt.edu/npr/whoweare/append ixf.html

      Not that the mainstream "liberal" media covered this. sigh.
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    3. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It didn't get covered because most of those were pushed through by a Republican congress.
        Ooops. Truth bites again.

    4. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by WindBourne · · Score: 1, Troll

      Considering that it has been basically the same republican congress that we have had over the last 6 years, but with a different whitehouse, is a joke. The reality is that Clinton cut the same deal with Greenspan that greenspan had with bush (I will lower the interest rate if you lower the deficit). Clinton, like poppa bush, complied and paid attention to gov. deficits.

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    5. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The reality is..."

      Well, as a fiscal conservative, I happend to like having a budget surplus, smaller government, negative national debt accumulation and a reduced deficit in addition enjoying record economic growth and the the largest real and relative redistribution of wealth in recorded U.S. history. Far from perfect, but the 90s had things headed in the right direction, economically speaking.

      That it all happened under the watch of a democrat should tell you all you need to know about the utility of political labels, as well as the fact that by any measure, this is the LEAST conservative administration in decades.

    6. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by b17bmbr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      which is exactly why I don't understand the liberal love fest for clinton. he signed welfare reform and balanced budgets and yes, cut government. sure it took divided goverment, but still, the current occupant the white house has been a huge disappointment. of course, he never claimed to be a reagan/goldwater disciple and he sure has been anything but. clinton was more a moderate republican than democrat. it's hell for libertarians like me. what the hell ever happened to Article 1, Section 8?

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    7. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by CRMeatball · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is old news. NASA Adminstrator Mike Griffin is using half a billion dollars to invest in private industry to spark this. Al Gore is just trying to stay in the headline. But with Al Gore pushing this, next thing we know, he is going to claim to have "invented" private access to space the same way he "invented" the internet.

    8. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by jafac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is old news. NASA Adminstrator Mike Griffin is using half a billion dollars to invest in private industry to spark this.

      Um - hello? How exactly is spending tax money "private investment"?

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    9. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      what the hell ever happened to Article 1, Section 8?

      Totally! I've no idea how to go about applying for a Letter of Marque. Lazy bastards.

    10. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      The reality is that Clinton cut the same deal with Greenspan that greenspan had with bush (I will lower the interest rate if you lower the deficit). Clinton, like poppa bush, complied and paid attention to gov. deficits.
      Your definition of "complied" must be different from mine. Deficits soared during GHW Bush's term, reaching a historically unprecedented $290 billion in his last year. A record that stood until 2003, when it reached a whopping $377 billion.

      Reference: Historical Budget Data
    11. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I thought my tea tasted funny...

    12. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a glib...

      Gore was not lambasting the size of the government program, but the agenda the bush administration has with the space program, more specifically it's militarization of space, which he likened to the bush's middle east policies ie a psychotic, paranoid, unecessarily aggressive, provocative, unilateral totalitarian approach, that is blatantly in defiance of international laws, and totally counter productive in dealing with real issues, e.g. like dealing with the world's climate crisis.

      So maybe you better take the blinkers off and de-ignorafi yourself before the next time you post.

    13. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by dpilot · · Score: 1

      As a fiscal conservative, apparently you're a liberal!

      Barry Goldwater said the same thing of himself.

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    14. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Poppa Bush was handed an out of control deficit. He turned it and started heading it downwards (with a democrat congress). Clinton kept it heading in the right direction. Poppa Bush and Clinton both deserve credit for stopping the irresponsible budget of Reagan's. Sadly, the president that W. elects to copy is Reagan and not his father.

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    15. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      hmmmm. Sorry. I can see where the problem is. W. and Clinton had basically the same congress. One ran deficits and the other balanced the budget that Reagan ran up. What I was trying to say was that Clinton continued the good works of Poppa Bush. After all, it was Poppa Bush who raised taxes in an effort to focus on balancing the budget. Clinton continued with the same focus and we had roughly a balanced budget. Hopefully, the next admin will push an amendment that requires a balanced budget except when 3/4 of the congress votes to allow it.

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    16. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong answer. Gore was very involved in trying to cut government spending, to the point that I remember him going on one of the late night shows (I think it was Letterman) and demonstrating how even a simple glass ashtray has to meet some absurd government regulations like breaking into exactly 42 pieces when hit with a hammer. Then he explained how stupid things like this increased the cost to the government. He went on about it so much that it became a joke amongst the Republicans.

      I also remember clearly that much of the reduction in the government came because Clinton, not the Republican Congress, put a freeze on hiring and the various departments offered incentives for employees to retire early in order to reduce the workforce through attrition. I know this as fact because I worked for the government at the time (and still do).

      All of this to say that you can take that stupid "Clinton never did anything good, it was all the Republican Congress" argument that you twats like to throw around, and shove it. The argument itself is absurd on its face, anyway. We have practically the same Republican Congress now as we had under Clinton. Yet the Congress that was so dedicated to cutting spending then, couldn't find a spending bill that they didn't like over the last 5 years. The fact is that the Republicans never have been about reducing spending. They simply have different spending priorities.

    17. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by dBLiSS · · Score: 1

      source: http://govinfo.library.unt.edu/npr/whoweare/append ixf.html [unt.edu]

      pfff... any URL that ends in .edu is too liberal in my book!

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    18. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Not that the mainstream "liberal" media covered this. sigh."

      Haven't looked at the mainstream media for years... too liberal!

    19. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It didn't get covered because most of those were pushed through by a Republican congress."

      These are the same Republican's that now control all three branches of goverment, right? Whats happened the last six years.

      "Ooops. Truth bites again."

      Indeed. The Republican deficit will continue to bite for generations.

    20. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      He turned it and started heading it downwards (with a democrat congress).
      That simply never happened. Check the numbers. Deficits rose to record highs under Bush I. Bush's 3rd and 4th year deficits were higher even than Reagan's worst years.
    21. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Guuge · · Score: 0

      Time for a little education. First, the really hard-line liberals don't like Clinton that much. He's a moderate. Then again, many liberals agree with the need to reform welfare. ("Reform" doesn't mean "destroy".) If you're disappointed by Bush then you weren't paying attention in 2000. All of the warning signs were there; you should have known. Clinton is definitely not a Republican, but he's pretty close to what some Libertarians imagine that a Republican should be. A real Republican is more concerned with attacking gays and concentrating wealth than any Libertarian concerns.

      I've heard it said that liberals favor unity and conservatives favor division. Perhaps that's why Democrats give us moderates like Clinton and Kerry while Republicans stick to far-right radicals like Bush.

    22. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      That it all happened under the watch of a democrat should tell you all you need to know about the utility of political labels, as well as the fact that by any measure, this is the LEAST conservative administration in decades.

      Right, this administration is best described as "fascist, expansionist, populist" and I believe in that order, but you might juggle the first two terms because the fascism is really there to support the expansionism.

      I mean we've really seen it all from this administration... telling reporters in no uncertain terms that they need to "watch what they say" when reporting on the administration, stealing two elections, continual lying to the people to cover up the fact that the president is breaking the law in some new way practically every day - he's issued more presidential writs explaining why he blew off the law than all prior presidents combined. What's next, soylent green?

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    23. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The fact is that the Republicans never have been about reducing spending. They simply have different spending priorities.

      In the old, old days of the republican party they were honest to god conservatives but they were also honest to god republicans. They were proponents of a minimal federal government and of states' rights, and they favored keeping the government's hands out of business. Today, neither Democrats nor Republicans are actually conservatives or liberals, they are both populists. Both want to control both government involvement in business and in your lives. The republicans, whose party has been hijacked by the religious "right", want to legislate religion and morality, hence the battles over school prayer and whatnot. The democrats also want to regulate what you can and cannot do, of course; they want to make people "politically correct" and instead of legislating morality they're trying to legislate sensitivity.

      Meanwhile both parties want to extend government-mandated monopolies for their buddies in business. A conservative by definition feels that government interference in the market is a negative force - but you'll notice that your modern republicans are not campaigning against patents, the monopolies on things like the phone system whose wiring was originally paid for largely with tax money...

      So when people say that both parties are essentially the same, they are 100% correct. Both are populist institutions. The only reason that I feel the Democratic party is superior is that they do not have the added overbearing religious influence and I do not think that religion is a reasonable justification for any action taken in the name of governance. I fear (and rightly so) what happens when government and religion work together.

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    24. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In the old, old days of the republican party they were honest to god conservatives but they were also honest to god republicans. They were proponents of a minimal federal government and of states' rights, and they favored keeping the government's hands out of business.

      Yeah, that's what I've heard. I've listened to many Republicans spin stories about these mythical conservatives from a bygone era, but I've never seen one up close. :)

      When I said "never", I really meant "not within my lifetime", which means starting with Reagan since I'm in my early 30s.

      I agree with the rest of your post about both parties being essentially the same. And I also agree with the preference for the Democrats based on the religious issue. I'm not uncomfortable with religion - I grew up in the South attending Baptist church on a weekly basis - but I don't push my beliefs on others and I expect the same in return. These fundamentalist types that are behind much of the new "values" legislation strike me as being frighteningly similar to the Islamic terrorists in their way of thinking, although thankfully they haven't taken to blowing stuff up.

    25. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by ShimmyShimmy · · Score: 1

      but the 90s had things headed in the right direction
      Don't forget, tthe 90s also had a lot of things headed in the wrong direction. I mean, yeah, when the nasdaq was floating in the 4000's, of course everyone was quick to praise whatever government was in place and whatever policies were in place at the time.
      But that's just the shell of it. The 90s were full of bad and risky investments, (domestic and international) that saw massive returns because everyone was buying up stock and the prices were going up (because everyone was buying up stock). But many of these companies had no real assets, no management, and no, uh.... business models.
      Keep in mind these were also the critical last few years of the (successful/unnoticed) corruption of Enron and Worldcom. In the 90s (on paper), they certainly appeared to be headed in the right direction. They weren't.
      Generally speaking, I call into question the praise explicitly to the government/president, etc, for the booming economy of the 90s. Many people attribute it to Clinton's relatively conservative atmosphere, or Al Gore inventing the internet. But let's not forget what was really important. The 1990s saw unprecedented growth in computers. This was the first time that the average PC had a GUI that the average user could both understand/use (ie, Windows 95), and afford (ie, not Apple). The number of people that could now use spreadsheets to do useful work went up exponentially. And let's not forget email. Credit to the government for those things? I wouldn't go that far.

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    26. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      I've heard it said that liberals favor unity and conservatives favor division.

      yes, because it's only the right that plays the race game. I mean, Ray "chocolate city" Nagin is an archetypal republican. I'm a school teacher, and racial identity politics is one of the seven sacrments of the church or the left. Or is multi-culturalism the brianchild of the right? How does John Kerry's "million disenfranchised blacks" without any evidence supporting it and even evidence to the contrary promote unity?

      Yes, maybe I wasn't paying too much attention in 2000, but then again, I didn't vote for Bush in 2000. Didn't vote for Gore either. I didn't mistake "compassionate conservatism" for anything other than just cloaked big government. I only became more supportive of Bush as he decided to fight an agressive war on terror. I am disappointed that we're not fighitng it agressively enough. We can disagree (and probably will) but my feeling is that Truman or FDR would not have had any qualms about offending anyone's sensitivities regarding threats to this country. You'd be surprised to know that I don't fault Clinton for the failure to address islamicism in the 1990's. Hell, who was really concerned about it?

      As for Bush, let's just say I am pissed at the republicans for violating a basic principle of their party: small government. damn hypocrites. or liars. hell, like there's a difference.

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    27. Re:Liberal vs. Conservative by Guuge · · Score: 1
      As for Bush, let's just say I am pissed at the republicans for violating a basic principle of their party

      Then you should also be pissed at Bush Sr., Reagan, Ford, Nixon, all the way back to Lincoln, who was as big-government as they come. You don't think that Nixon's thought police was in pursuit of a small government, do you? Or Reagan's stockpiling of nukes and making shady deals behind our backs? No, it's been perfectly clear to me what the Republican party does and does not stand for.

      Now, it's fair to say that there are a lot of dirty racial politics going on. What's not clear is that this is an attempt to divide the nation against itself. No one is saying that any one race is superior to any other. No one is saying that it is morally wrong to be of a certain race. Contrast this with the issue of sexual orientation and the abortion issue.

      As for FDR and his successor, you'll have to explain what you mean about not "offending anyone's sensitivities". It sounds like code for something, maybe the torture issue. If that's the case, then you should recall that Truman did approve of the Geneva Conventions. Furthermore, it is not clear that torture has actually reduced terrorism. Torture sounds to me like a political maneuver to expand the powers of the president under the guise of security.

  4. Pirate investment? by Man+of+E · · Score: 0
    At first I read that as "Pirate investment" in space. Damn right, those space pirates need to put their loot where their eyepatch is.

    In case you didn't know, space pirate investors are just like regular pirate investors ... but in space!!!

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  5. Democrats now the party of free enterprise? by mc6809e · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Now that the Republicans have completed their transformation into the party of the religious socialists, somebody had to stand up for free enterprise.

    I just never thought it would be Al Gore. Good for him.

    1. Re:Democrats now the party of free enterprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, someone has to talk it up right. Let's face it America isn't going back into space. Not any time soon.
      Better get used to having your feet on the ground and tightening your belt because America is broke. Silly
      fools spunked it all away on a trillion dollar war. As one born within days of the Moon landings I always had great
      hopes for America but what a profound disappointment that turned out to be. The only thing the USA wants in space
      is nuclear weapons and lets face it the rest of the world is never going to let that happen, even if it means
      the destruction of the United States to avoid it. So many beautiful opportunities flushed down the pan, you
      stupid stupid apathetic people.

    2. Re:Democrats now the party of free enterprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...The only thing the USA wants in space
      is nuclear weapons and lets face it the rest of the world is never going to let that happen, even if it means
      the destruction of the United States to avoid it..."

      Actually there is nothing you/they can do about it and you know it...if we(America) really want to do something, we will do it...and you'll continue to whine and do nothing like an impotent bureaucrat....

  6. well..... by Rooked_One · · Score: 1, Redundant
    I'd love to see more invested in our space program - perferably by a Global Allied Space Association. I guess GASA doesn't have the same ring....

    But then again, at this point in time, we can't even solve our problems on earth... and running from earth is pretty expensive last time I checked. It makes me wonder... if all the cash that the current administration has invested in the war was put towards space, where we would be right now? Its very cool that we are getting all this info about Mars, but in reality, what else are we going to do? There isn't any sort of hope that we will be able to develop any sort of fast transport in space, so unless that happens, it will remain 'unmanned missions with cameras'.

    1. Re:well..... by MBC1977 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe IASA... but that might bring down the wrath of the Peacekeepers, lol.

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    2. Re:well..... by dsanfte · · Score: 1

      A 'GASA' would be NASA with a different name. The US could not resist controlling it either via witholding funds or knowledge, and China and Russia would never tolerate being restrained in their pursuit of space technology in any measure by US influence.

      US interests are a poison pill that would smother a 'GASA' in its crib. Not to say other countries' politics are much better.

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    3. Re:well..... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "if all the cash that the current administration has invested in the war was put towards space, where we would be right now?"

      Cleaning up several more TW's, perhaps? You make the mistake that there is only one focus for spending at a time.

    4. Re:well..... by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

      eh? are you a robot? Things are always more complicated than on and off.... there is a 2, even though 1's and 0's are nice.

  7. Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by msimm · · Score: 2, Informative
    Just when you want to give /. readers more credit something like this comes up. That quote has been debunked more times then I care to remember. But I guess for some n00blets its more fun reguritating something stupid then bothering to get it right.

    "Vint Cerf: I think it is very fair to say that the Internet would not be where it is in the United States without the strong support given to it and related research areas by the vice president in his current role and in his earlier role as senator."
    Al Gore saw the business potential. He never claimed to actually have invented it. Vint Cert is a pretty good reference.
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    1. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by stevew · · Score: 1

      Some people can't take a joke! Yeah I know who really invented the Internet - DARPA!

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    2. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by aliscool · · Score: 1, Funny

      Here are some real Al Gore quotes... they actually came from his mouth:)

      "We need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards."

      "That's why I'm offering a bag moon saphires to the first scientist who can solve this problem once and for all." (In reference to global warming...)

      "I must go now. To help collect cans on Jupiter. Peace out, y'all!"

    3. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by pingveno · · Score: 1

      Gotta love Futurama...

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    4. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Actually - I've found it a pretty weak debunking. While it is true that he never said he "invented" the internet, he did say he "took the initiative in creating the internet". While his congressional record is noteworthy on funding the early net, he was clearly trying to imply that he "created" the internet.

      I am detecting a pattern here though... Al Gore seems to find a good idea in progress, champion it, and (at least awkwardly) take some type of credit for it... in this case he is a bit behind the X-prize foundation and NASA with its COTS Program and Centennial Challenges. (I'll leave out his recent championing of Global Warming since he has a pretty well established environmental record)

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    5. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by JWW · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll agree with everything you said.

      Then why is it in this story he give private industry credit for the internet?

      Private industry may well have enhanced, added to, and populated much of the internet, but they never, ever would have created it in a million years. The government laid all the foundations and Gore should know this.

      Personally I agree that private industry needs to get into the space business, but I don't think the profits are there yet to make that happen. We'll have to see what happens with Virgin Galactic and then what happens after that.

    6. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually - I've found it a pretty weak debunking. While it is true that he never said he "invented" the internet, he did say he "took the initiative in creating the internet". While his congressional record is noteworthy on funding the early net, he was clearly trying to imply that he "created" the internet.

      Funding the early net? That is an oversimplification of the facts and history of his involvement. The process of privatizing and building a national information infrastructure requires all kinds of government involvement (understandably). It especially requires someone to champion the idea to other members of government.

      All of the people involved with the evolution of the internet were important. Not just the Kahn and Cerf and the techies. It took a lot of people in a lot of different areas in order to evolve the way it did. It took Dennis Jennings and Steve Wolff at NSFNET (who helped NSFNET to make the decision on using TCP/IP and the infrastructure of DARPANET). It took a huge list of great contributors for it to come about as it did. In the realm of government (a crucial component to the NSFNET's policies and goals), it was Al Gore who was it's greatest contributor.

      The "internet" of the 1980's was mostly a collection of regional, small "nets". Many of them were purpose built and were incompatible with one another. NSFNET decided to use TCP/IP in 1985 (many thanks to Dennis Jennings for championing its use!). In 1986 Steve Wolff took over NSF and immediately saw the need for a wide area networking infrastructure. They took on DARPANET's internet infrastructure to encourage interoperability and scalability. The NSF then encouraged its regional (initially academic) networks of the NSFNET to seek commercial, non-academic customers, expand their facilities to serve them, and exploit the resulting economies of scale to lower costs. However, use of their backbone was limited only to use "in support of Research and Education". This is why you saw so very many "*NET"'s (PSI, UUNET etc). In 1988, they initiated a bunch of conferences in which they worked out this plan to privatize and commercialize the internet.

      The NRC produced a report commissioned by NSF titled "Towards a National Research Network" and presented it to Gore in 1988. This report had a profound effect on Gore, who took great interest in the subject and, became a champion of the cause.

      In 1991, he promoted legislation that would provide $600M dollars for high performance computing and for the creation of the National Research and Education Network. The NREN brought together industry, academia and government in a joint effort to accelerate the development and deployment of gigabit/sec networking. Also brought about by the bill was the NII (National Information Infrastructure), i.e. the "information superhighway". As a side note, the bill also wound up funding the development of MOSAIC.

      In 1992, we all got sick of the term "information superhighway" during the 1992 election season (perhaps foreshadowing another oft-repeated phrase used by Gore during the 2000 election season, "lock-box" ;).

      In 1993, Clinton and Gore submitted a report entitled "Technology for America's Economic Growth". Gore championed and expanded these ideas in speeches that he made at UCLA and to the Telecommunications Union in 1994. In addition, he "became the first U.S. vice president to hold a live interactive news conference on an international computer network".

      Also in 1994, an NRC report, entitled "Realizing The Information Future: The Internet and Beyond" was released. This report, commissioned by NSF, was the document in which a blueprint for the evolution of the information superhighway was articulated and which has had a lasting affect on the way to think about its evolution. It anticipated the critical issues of intellectual property rights, ethics, pricing, education, architecture and regulation for the Internet.

      In 1995, NSF's privatization policy culminated with the defunding of the NS

    7. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I am detecting a pattern here though... Al Gore seems to find a good idea in progress, champion it, and (at least awkwardly) take some type of credit for it... in this case he is a bit behind the X-prize foundation [xprize.org] and NASA with its COTS Program [wikipedia.org] and Centennial Challenges [nasa.gov]. (I'll leave out his recent championing of Global Warming since he has a pretty well established environmental record)

      Um, maybe our problem with Gore is that we don't typically "reward" politicans when the real achievement seems to be by another team and all the politican did was not kill off the program through laws or regulations that he could have introduced. If Gore was actually the project lead for one of these programs, then we'd give him credit for the team's achievements. Just not killing the program or supporting from way behind isn't enough to get most people to support you.

    8. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by msobkow · · Score: 1

      I've seen a few presentations Gore has done on the environment, global warming, and other issues.

      The man is educated, well-spoken, personable, and seems to have a much better grasp on such issues than the current administration. I have no doubt that the US and the world would be very, very different right now if he'd been allowed the presidency he won.

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    9. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by gregleimbeck · · Score: 1

      "I'm super duper cereal!"

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      P.S.,

      This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

    10. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by jackbird · · Score: 1
      We remember Leonardo AND the Medicis.

      We remember Macarthur AND Roosevelt.

      We remember Neil Armstrong AND Kennedy.

      We remember Dr. King AND Johnson.

      See a pattern?

      We can remeber Cerf AND Gore.

    11. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Vint Cerf is a more credible reference than a roomful of Republicans whining about how evil Clinton is while hitting on underage boys?

    12. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      We remember Leonardo AND the Medicis.
      We remember Macarthur AND Roosevelt.
      We remember Neil Armstrong AND Kennedy.
      We remember Dr. King AND Johnson.

      See a pattern?

      We can remeber Cerf AND Gore.


      Um, We know Leonardo as a brillant ancient inventor/painter. Who was Medicis again?
      MacArthur was a general or admiral during WWII that left his men behind. We don't remember him kindly. Roosevelt tends to bring back vague memories of the New Deal.
      Neil Armstrong got sent to the moon, Kennedy was the second President shoot and the first shoot during the era of highspeed communication of TV and Radio.
      Dr. King was a black civil rights leader that had a dream. Johnson was President after Kennedy got shot.

      Wiki throughs this up for Cerf: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Emergency_Res ponse_Fund sorry, but they aren't an organization that sticks in my memory.
      Gore was Clinton's VP and tried running for president a couple of times.

      Yes, we can remember the things that you mention, but I don't remember the politicans for being responsible for any of the other people. I'm sorry my memory isn't perfect and I couldn't tell you what happened during FDRs term as president though I should be able to. We remember differen things about those people. I don't remember those politicans with those other people.

    13. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you only give credit to politicians from one party, though many of the events you mention happened during administrations of the other party.

      Ronald Reagan breaking up AT&T had so much more impact on this here Internet than anything Algore ever did. Then SDI dumped all kinds of dough on the propellerheads. And finally President Bush the First privatized the Internet.

      I'm trying to think of what Jimmy Carter did for (what would become) the Internet....

      Oh, that's right, the 55bps speed limit!

    14. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by jackbird · · Score: 1
      I couldn't tell you what happened during FDRs term as president though I should be able to.

      Here's a hint. It involves defeating the Axis powers in a global conflict.

    15. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Ronald Reagan breaking up AT&T had so much more impact on this here Internet than anything Algore ever did.

      And interestingly, AT&T is coming back together during Bush Jr's watch;

      SBC companies serve consumers in 13 states: California, Nevada, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri, Michigan, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin and Connecticut. About one-third of the U.S. population lives in these 13 states. (http://sbc.merger-news.com/company/cb_sbc.html)

      We're the new AT&T, one of the largest telecommunications companies in the world. (http://att.sbc.com/gen/careers?pid=1)

      So now one company serves 1/3 of the population of the U.S. with local phone service (or at the minimum, the copper the service is carried upon) and also owns the nation's largest long distance carrier. I mean how many years has it been since we split up Ma Bell? Soon, we're going to have to do it again.

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    16. Re:Real Al Gore quote kiddies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting that you only give credit to politicians from one party, though many of the events you mention happened during administrations of the other party.

      First of all, I have no party affiliations whatsoever and am an equal oppurtunity offender/voter. You can try to turn my post into a dem-centric post if you wish to convince yourself of a reason to disregard it, but it was not submitted in that vein.

      The topic of discussion is Al Gore comments re: private investment in space. That inevitably brought up the oft-repeated (some funny, some not, some completely inaccurate, some oversimplification) comments about the term he used about his involvement.

      Seeing as how this is repeated again and again and again, I thought I would try to shed a bit more light onto his, Al Gore's, involvement.

      As an aside, I have a certain and equal amount of disdain for both parties. This was not about one party or other. It was simply about one guy named Al Gore.

  8. Me too! by maxume · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I also support private exploration of space.

    My guess is that this post will be just as effective as Gore in promoting investment.

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    1. Re:Me too! by Joebert · · Score: 1
      Change a word, add a name,

      I also support private exploration in space.

      - Jenna

      There you have it, people will line up around the earth to fund the stuff now.
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    2. Re:Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overlooking the fact that you are making a lame joke, the thing is that your post is a reaction to the speech given by mr Gore. Your post therefore cannot by definition be as effective as Gore promoting investment, since it is a product of the Gore promotion you are mocking.

  9. I was typing with my hands cross.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    Ya, thats it. Cerf. Vint Cert.

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    1. Re:I was typing with my hands cross.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Ya, thats it. Cerf. Vint Cerf.

      One twenty seven, double oh one. License to surf.

      (Double click on martini for shaken, not stirred.)

  10. He went on to add by merc · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... that the dangers we face from ManBearPig are only exacerbated by a lack of private investment in space. He concluded his speech by asserting that he was quite "serial".

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  11. Re:Private being the operative word by fmaxwell · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah, why can't he be classy like Noelle Bush (Jeb's Daughter), or Jenna and Barbara Bush. Is it so hard for Gore's son to behave in a classy manner like, say Jenna Bush?

    Those Democrats are just so trashy, arent't they?

  12. No, they're Private Investigators in space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Odd, I first read it as private investigators in space.

  13. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless there is some econmical gain from private investment in space, it ain't going to happen. In other words, you'd never see a private Mars rover.

    1. Re:Huh? by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      No, what you would see would be a private Mars homestead, with a corporation doing deep research with the hopes of making a profit of this big chunk of rock. It would be more chaotic and misdirected, but in a much higher volume so that overall the end result would likely be more research being done, self sustaining Mars industry, and a taxable revenue source instead of a tax funded revenue sink.

      Remember that every industry not in the private sector is a double cost... first, you no longer get the taxes from it, second, you have to pay their costs out of taxes you recieve elsewhere.

      There will be economic gain from space, that is for sure. Thousands of enterprising failures is how that gain will likely be found. Denying the right to the free enterprise failures keep you from finding that success.

  14. I Mod Mr. Gore -1 Offtopic by jmorris42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ok, somewhere in there is a pitch for somebody to do something in space, but I'm damned if I can find it amongst the whinging about global warming and Bush Derangement Syndrome filling most of the wordcount.

    The problem is Gore was speaking at an X-Prize function and the article is at space.com so they had to either spin some message about space out his drivel or write an article tearing him a new one for misuse of the speaking slot. Being good Democrats they opted for #1.

    Yes space is good, private industry should, and is, working on the problems. Gore and government are no longer needed, and in fact only slow things down.

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  15. Space Case? by Cyphertube · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm all for private money vs. public funding for projects.

    The question I'm still wondering about is whether or not funding more projects that burn fuel and pollute our atmosphere are really worthwhile? I'm sure this would help all kinds of corporations, but will this really do anything to solve any of the problems we currently have? We still face problems of undereducation, unemployment, civil unrest, disease, starvation, and international strife. Can't we put money into private enterprise that might solve some of these issues and help people here?

    Personally, I think space exploration is a worthwhile endeavor, but AFTER we make life a little better for the next generation.

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    1. Re:Space Case? by phantomlord · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We still face problems of undereducation
      Throwing more money at it won't fix the problem. We've spent hundreds of billions in new funds on top of what we were going to spend in the last 15 years and test scores are virtually unchanged. It is a social problem caused mostly by parents who don't care.

      unemployment
      What are we supposed to do, write everyone who gets fired a check for a million bucks? I know a LOT of people who've gotten fired and layed off and they wait until their benefits are about to run out before they start a serious crunch of a new job. Besides, we're at 4-5% unemployment, not 20%, there are MUCH bigger economic problems to worry about than that.

      civil unrest
      Yeah... everyone is rioting in the streets right now. There is always going to be a certain level of civil unhappiness, you can't eliminate it all without eliminating humanity.

      disease
      Cure every disease out there and watch another even nastier one creep up.

      starvation
      Generally not a major issue in the US. If you want the US to solve the starvation problems in the world, just let me know when you want to start overthrowing every 3rd world despot out there with our military. The problem isn't lack of food, it's lack of distribution.

      international strife
      See civil unrest... only there are very few bonds tying us together as an international community. There can never be perfect international harmony because somewhere out there, there will be at least one person who isn't happy and wants to lead a rebellion to overthrow it.

      You have a low uid so I'm assuming you're not 15. I'm sorry that you still live in this happy little utopia where you get visted by Santa and the Tooth Fairy but the real world doesn't work the way you want it to and it never will. There will never be perfect harmony and happiness because each human is an individual with their own desires and viewpoint. With more than six billion people on the Earth, you're never going to get all of them to agreee on any single issue, much less the big picture.

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    2. Re:Space Case? by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      Throwing more money at it won't fix the problem. We've spent hundreds of billions in new funds on top of what we were going to spend in the last 15 years and test scores are virtually unchanged. It is a social problem caused mostly by parents who don't care because they are too busy working two-and-a-half jobs paying for rent, heat and food.

      See? Fixed that for you. Besides that though, (and a small quibble about your unemployment statistic being based upon a reality-denying formula the government invented to make the problem sound not so bad), I generally agree that the problems mentioned are systemic, tenacious, and in many cases directly caused by human nature itself. Still, it really doesn't hurt to occasionally try to help people every now and then. Sure, you can't help everyone, but it sure is meaningful to those you can.

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    3. Re:Space Case? by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Maybe going to space will make the world a better place for the next generation.

      Life is life. There has always been problems in the world and there always will.

      Techonoldy and progress cannot stop while waiting for a utopia that will never come.

    4. Re:Space Case? by phantomlord · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about the white kids from the suburbs who are just another status symbol for their parents... they usually finish school and go on to at least do some college and live productive (though debt filled) lives. I was referring to the millions of broken inner city homes that produce children who are lucky to make it to high school before they drop out and start building a life of crime and producing the next generation of failure.

      No amount of money spent on education is going to do any good if there isn't a parent there who forces the kid to go to school, do their best and stay out of trouble.

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    5. Re:Space Case? by Quadraginta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      will this really do anything to solve any of the problems we currently have?

      No. But the difference between the problem of getting men to Mars and the "problems" you mention -- and you could just as well have added the "problems" of the inevitability of death, taxes, and bad luck -- is that the former can actually be solved.

      I think space exploration is a worthwhile endeavor, but AFTER we make life a little better for the next generation.

      Some of us feel that space exploration is how we make life better for the next generation. We leave them a more exciting future, a new frontier to conquer, new adventures to motive them, and new technology to serve them. We tend to feel that throwing vast amounts of time and money down various rat-holes, by trying to "solve" insoluble problems that have been with us unchanged since the birth of Christ is much like the ancient Egyptians building enormous pyramids to please nonexistent gods -- a foolish and futile waste of our childrens' inheritance.

    6. Re:Space Case? by Darth+Liberus · · Score: 1

      You know, I don't even argue with guys like this IRL anymore. I just hit them. Hey, you want a fight, I'll give it to you :P

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    7. Re:Space Case? by patternjuggler · · Score: 1

      There will never be perfect harmony and happiness because each human is an individual with their own desires and viewpoint.

      I disagree with the grandparent post, but is this sort of strawman really necessary?

      Nothing much was ever accomplished by anybody who sits around justifying the status quo- hell, if it even meant your own personal bottom line was in danger I bet you could think of why in the sum of things it's probably just an intractable problem, no bother trying to fix it.

      I think what the grandparent was almost touching on is that if we had a more well-off well-educated population than what we have now we would probably be much more interested in the longer term investments of space exploitation.

    8. Re:Space Case? by phantomlord · · Score: 1

      I think what the grandparent was almost touching on is that if we had a more well-off well-educated population

      So put the money in the space program now. The problems with education aren't going to be solved by money. We need to find a way to encourage the people who refuse to be educated to be educated. I have more than thirty cousins on one side of my family. Five of us went as far as to finish high school. The rest dropped out to steal cars, sell drugs, etc. Two are dead, three will be permanent welfare moms and another five are in jail right now for their activities.

      What separated me from them? Well, shortly after I was born, my parents moved out of the city. Neither of my parents finished high school but my mom stayed home with me until I started school myself before she got her first job. When I went to school, it was expected that I would work my ass off and if I got any grade less than what they thought I was capable of, there was hell to pay. I got money for every A on my report card. I wasn't allowed to miss school unless I was on my death bed.

      My cousins? Well, one had his father die at work and they got a $3 million settlement. He died at 20 due to a .44 to the heart. Having all that money didn't do anything for his family. His mom treated her 5 kids just like the rest of the kids in the neighborhood and just like most of my other cousins got treated. They were allowed to roam free 24/7, nobody said anything when they started bringing someone over to have sex with at 13/14, nobody forced them to go to school and do their best while they were there. They were loved but they weren't cared about. We even tried to convince my aunt to let us bring the one who got shot out here when he was about 12 because he was a smart kid who's failure started at home... Had she let him move out here with us, he'd probably be alive and living a decent life instead of being in the ground with two fatherless kids.

      I've got some ideas on how to try to educate those types of people but none of them involve throwing more money at the situation. You could pay the best teachers a million bucks a year and have them work one on one but they'll never get an education because they won't have any desire to be there to begin with.

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    9. Re:Space Case? by antizeus · · Score: 1

      Why are you wasting time on Slashdot when you could be working to solve those problems?

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    10. Re:Space Case? by patternjuggler · · Score: 1

      The problems with education aren't going to be solved by money. We need to find a way to encourage the people who refuse to be educated to be educated. ...
      I've got some ideas on how to try to educate those types of people but none of them involve throwing more money at the situation. You could pay the best teachers a million bucks a year and have them work one on one but they'll never get an education because they won't have any desire to be there to begin with.

      I've got plenty of ideas too, but most of them do cost money. Money in and of itself does nothing, and I suppose some people do propose simply adding x percentage increase to all money spent to be used across the board which might be a literal example of 'throwing money at a problem'. But even more innovative proposals are going to cost money (and still those innovative ideas are going to be attacked by opponents who reduce them to 'throwing money at the problem'). If there's a message to be sent out, you have to pay for the delivery of that message. Probably there needs to be an organization behind the message, and you have to pay to make that organization operate- even if you have a lot of volunteers there's usually still a lot of costs involved. You could try to convince existing organizations to implement your plan at no cost to yourself, but you've just passed on the expense to someone else, and if they screw it up or make their own changes you don't have much say over it.

      Getting back to space, I think there is no debate as soon as someone starts talking about spending less money on program x and more on completely unrelated program y: "Let's cut down those apple trees to make room for more orange groves, because oranges are way better than apples..." Inside congress there might be some kind of horse-trading going on occasionally, but I think it's easier just to set funding levels independently (though with an eye on the total deficit...). There's an argument to be had when one says spend less or more on manned vs. unmanned, or military aerospace vs. civilian aerospace and so on where there's some commonality- otherwise it's pretty much pointless.

  16. Re:About Al... by megaditto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good thing we didn't elect him in 2000 then, or else he would run up record budget and trade deficits with his liberal spending.

    Gas would be $3/gal under Gore due to his taxed on the oil companies, while cutting taxes for his liberal Hollywood buddies. He would cut student loans and military hazard pay (students and soldiers emit CO2). He would starve science, education, and research investment of this country.

    There would be massive unemployment because all the jobs would be outsourced to non-Kyoto countries like India and China; our Big-Three automakers would lay off millions and post record losses under Gore!

    What's more, somewhere around August 2001 he would go to his forest to clear some bear-traps, all the while ignoring a PDB titled "Bin laden determined to attack American ozone using planes", which would have led to a great tragedy perhaps a month later... Which Gore would exploit to roll back civil liberties, torture random people suspected of driving an SUV, and even rolling back Habeas Corpus (or else the Global Warmists would win!).

    Finally, Al Gore would probably invade some crazy country because Gore they were hiding the Weapons of Mass Polution

    Good thing Gore was not elected, eh?

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  17. How much of his own money will he invest? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    How much of the millions he made in the Google IPO will he invest in such ventures?

    1. Re:How much of his own money will he invest? by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      No, see, he wants OTHER people to do it. Just like he buys Co2 offsets. He pays other people not to pollute in lieu of not polluting himself.

      It's great to attach your name to grand causes, whilst only taking token actions in helping it.

  18. Re:Private being the operative word by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    As stupid as it is to judge someone by what someone they know did, if you actually believe these kids or their political parents did something wrong, please don't play the "Clinton did it, too," game. The world will be a lot better off if that crap dies with W's presidency.

  19. Al Gore questions by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 1, Funny
    I have 2 questions for Al Gore...

    1) What is your opinion on net neutrality?

    2) When you created the interwebs, did you think it would be used for boobies?

    1. Re:Al Gore questions by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      Don't forget:

      3. Did you think that people would download/"pirate" mp3's of Ode to Tipper Gore by Skid Row?

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  20. What was Gore's suggestion? by tomhath · · Score: 1

    I read the article, but his comments make no sense. I'm pretty sure private companies are already spending billions of dollars on space ventures (like communications). He talks about using space to stop global warming. Somehow. Huh?

  21. Umm... by billbaggins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe I'm reading a different summary and article than you did, but I don't see a reference to that misquote anywhere other than in your comment. Might want to have a neurologist look at that knee-jerk you're developing...

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    1. Re:Umm... by squidfood · · Score: 1
      Dudes, that's so 2001-2004. There's a new stupid politician-internet joke/meme/beat-to-death thing.

      It's the tubes, man, the tubes .

  22. A meme back from the future by Attaturk · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know what this means. In years to come people will say that Al Gore invented commercial space travel. Of course we'll tell our kids that really all he did was use his position of power and influence as a means to assist in its growth. ;)

  23. Vote off the planet! by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Government exploration of space can be a benefit to the whole world.

    How about sending G. W. Bush to space for instance.

    Vote him off the planet! ;)

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  24. Who cares?!! by sigmapsicharlie · · Score: 0

    Think about it, what is the point of wasting any money on any space program?? I mean really what other than satelite technology is outer space good for? Sorry to all you Treckies and Star Wars geeks, but really do we honestly expect to see any return on an invetment in reaching Mars or any other planet? We need to stop all NASA operations and that aren't about defeending the US from ICBM's and put any other money into building fences at the Mexico border and the Canadian border. And anyone that really wants to waste their money privately, well you've got my blessing, but don't take my hard earned money and put it into some half baked plan to reach Mars. Oh yeah and by the way they can also kill social security and too while their at it, so I will have that extra 12% of my pay check every 2 weeks, screw social security, I'm never gonna see any of it.

  25. Re:About Al... by cuantar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...torture random people suspected of driving an SUV...


    Well, at least he would've done one thing right!
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  26. There would be more investement in everything by hsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if 40% of our income wasn't stolen by the gov't each year.

    1. Re:There would be more investement in everything by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      You, of course, have no problem with investing your personal money and time in the road in front of your house, research, etc?

    2. Re:There would be more investement in everything by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      How the above got labelled insightful is an eyesore, yes government can mismanage funds, but no government did not "steal" your income, taxes go to pay for schools, roads, etc, etc, and other projects that for private ventures would never be able to handle on their own.

  27. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Don't forget, this is Al Gore. He invented space (just before some other network).

  28. Al Gore 2000 vs. Al Gore 2006 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, but if you would RTFA, you'd see that nowadays Al Gore is saying that the Internet is the creation of private enterprise. Not government funding.

    (I didn't get any further in reading the article because my brain exploded at that point.)

  29. Waste of our time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going to space is a waste of our time and money. We aren't made to live in space, our bodies die when we are outside of our natural habitat.And if you think our bodies will evolve to live in space, forget it, that takes millions of years. Secondly, there are plenty of wars going on on Earth, and half the human population is too poor to eat. Fixing these two main problems should create the support needed(financially and technologically) for the human race to expand into the other worlds(basically either another planet or a ringworld). If these goals are not reached I believe going into space would ,for the short term, merely provide a pleasure sahara for the billionaires, which will innevitably not last for long, thanks to overpopulation and wasted ressources.(so enjoy those space saunas while you can!)

  30. Who is Al Gore? And why should we listen to him? by TheCeltic · · Score: 0, Troll

    What is he now? A washed up ex-vice president? Sorry, but his "wisdom" isn't any more impressive than his speaking style.

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  31. Has to be said by GorgarWillEatYou · · Score: 4, Funny
    The former U.S. Vice President said his personal cause is to change the public's mind about "this planet crisis" to make it a top priority. The term "crisis" in Chinese is represented by two symbols together, he advised. "The first means danger...the second means opportunity," Gore said.
    I call it crisitunity
    1. Re:Has to be said by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Crisiness?

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  32. Re:About Al... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, No, No. He "took the initative in creating Space".

    Get it right.

  33. Perhaps that's why there is so little activity by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    There is not much stopping private space flight. Perhaps the whole reason that there is so little happening is because nobody has found a way to make it into a useful endevor.

    What exactly does a profit-driven private company get out of sending a probe/whatever to Jupiter/wherever to determine whether the air is purple/whatever?

    For all the flaws in military/governement expenditure, it is not limited by profitability.

    .

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    1. Re:Perhaps that's why there is so little activity by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      What exactly does a profit-driven private company get out of sending a probe/whatever to Jupiter/wherever to determine whether the air is purple/whatever?

      $4000 to $40000 per kilogram depending on where that whatever is...

      Scientists/government/NASA can build space research tools, commercial engineers can build launch vechicles. ;) There are still lots of stuff for scientists/government/NASA to do and maybe if they don't have to worry about getting projects into space they can get more research done. (Yes, people will die from cheap engineering and corner cutting, but hey, people are dying in over-engineered, over-regulated, by the numbers space craft too.)

      L8r,
      Bb.

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  34. Gore needs to pick sides by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First he paints a doomsday scenario if we don't cut our greenhouse emmissions, now he's encouraging fouling the air with lots of space launches. On a per-event basis, perhaps nothing fouls up the air (especially upper atmosphere) as fast as a space launch. The only mitigating factor is that there are so few. If there were a hundred times as many launches as we have today we'd probably see significant environmental impact.

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    1. Re:Gore needs to pick sides by skadacl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is Gore really encouraging "fouling the air with lots of space launches"? Or could one of the overriding goals of privatization be the development of more economically feasible, and environmentally friendly space technology? The status-quo sure isn't working out for the best... so lets just think about it. The internet for example, did not just expand with more and more people using out-dated technology--but rather, with more people, internet and computer technology has grown leaps and bounds while drastically decreasing in cost.

    2. Re:Gore needs to pick sides by saintory · · Score: 1

      It makes sense to me that Gore would push for privatization of space etc. After all if we're all doomed due to Earth's climate problems then there's really only two ways to go.

      One is underwater living in habitable, environmentally sound structures transporting between these different underwater cities via large underwater vehicles.

      The other would be space. Mars or deep space or something that isn't broke that we don't want or need to fix.

    3. Re:Gore needs to pick sides by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      First he paints a doomsday scenario if we don't cut our greenhouse emmissions, now he's encouraging fouling the air with lots of space launches. On a per-event basis, perhaps nothing fouls up the air (especially upper atmosphere) as fast as a space launch. The only mitigating factor is that there are so few. If there were a hundred times as many launches as we have today we'd probably see significant environmental impact.

      Nice! This is an excellently crafted little comment. I disagree with all your assertions but it really is a finely crafted attack.

      Of course, you are wrong, and this is an obviously ingenuous attempt to discredit the man by making ridiculous statements. The reason that your statement is foolish is that developing space technology will allow us to move most of our industry offplanet - whether we will or not is of course up for debate. But just think about the environmental impact of mining and refining, or that of power generation. The first could be solved by doing asteroid mining and solar smelting; the second by building solar power farms in orbit and beaming the power back with microwaves. In fact we could eventually move our farming to orbital hydroponics.

      All of this requires substantial and dramatic improvements to our utilization of space. Arguably we have the technology to do these things now but we're just not spending the money. Part of that is that it costs at least $5,000 per pound to orbit. You can't launch some big heavy mining rig at that price in a reasonable fashion; you need very heavy equipment to get started on any major operations in space. (You need a lot of heavy equipment to do anything major anywhere, but you only have to get it off the planet if you're working in space, naturally.)

      Basically, you seem to be advocating not developing space technology. Is that really a good solution for the future?

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  35. Towards the Simulation of Semaphores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Towards the Simulation of Semaphores
    Joseph Willignton
    Abstract
    The significant unification of forward-error correction and information retrieval systems has explored the transistor, and current trends suggest that the understanding of information retrieval systems will soon emerge. Here, we prove the refinement of DHCP. Shook, our new solution for multimodal communication, is the solution to all of these obstacles [6].
    Table of Contents
    1) Introduction
    2) Principles
    3) Implementation
    4) Evaluation

    * 4.1) Hardware and Software Configuration
    * 4.2) Experiments and Results

    5) Related Work
    6) Conclusion
    1 Introduction

    The artificial intelligence solution to courseware is defined not only by the exploration of A* search, but also by the robust need for DNS. despite the fact that such a hypothesis might seem unexpected, it has ample historical precedence. An unfortunate quagmire in saturated cyberinformatics is the refinement of homogeneous theory. Further, The notion that cyberneticists collaborate with real-time archetypes is usually numerous. To what extent can RPCs be simulated to accomplish this ambition?

    In order to address this obstacle, we verify that the acclaimed empathic algorithm for the exploration of cache coherence by Taylor and Ito is in Co-NP. Existing extensible and client-server systems use randomized algorithms to store extreme programming. The basic tenet of this method is the study of journaling file systems. For example, many frameworks refine ambimorphic algorithms. Therefore, we use classical archetypes to disconfirm that the much-touted homogeneous algorithm for the understanding of multicast frameworks by Zhou and Garcia runs in O( n ) time.

    The contributions of this work are as follows. We use random technology to argue that the seminal cooperative algorithm for the exploration of superpages by Kumar et al. [10] runs in W( n ) time [28]. We understand how Moore's Law can be applied to the visualization of 802.11 mesh networks. On a similar note, we use electronic epistemologies to demonstrate that the foremost wearable algorithm for the visualization of Web services by Zheng [3] is NP-complete. Finally, we motivate a novel system for the study of the Ethernet (Shook), demonstrating that multicast systems can be made unstable, adaptive, and stable [12].

    We proceed as follows. We motivate the need for spreadsheets. Furthermore, to surmount this obstacle, we concentrate our efforts on disproving that the much-touted robust algorithm for the investigation of the World Wide Web by F. U. Sato et al. [25] is Turing complete. Next, we confirm the exploration of Lamport clocks [7]. Ultimately, we conclude.

    2 Principles

    The properties of Shook depend greatly on the assumptions inherent in our design; in this section, we outline those assumptions. We performed a 7-year-long trace disproving that our model is unfounded. We show the relationship between Shook and flexible communication in Figure 1. This is a key property of our methodology. Consider the early framework by White et al.; our architecture is similar, but will actually address this grand challenge [23]. The question is, will Shook satisfy all of these assumptions? No. This is instrumental to the success of our work.

    dia0.png
    Figure 1: A flowchart detailing the relationship between our solution and semantic theory.

    Our heuristic relies on the appropriate design outlined in the recent foremost work by Leslie Lamport et al. in the field of provably fuzzy algorithms. This seems to hold in most cases. We consider a methodology consisting of n thin clients. Although theorists entirely assume the exact opposite, Shook depends on this property for correct behavior. Furthermore, our methodology does not require such a compelling deployment to run correctly, but it doesn't hurt. This is an unproven property of our system. The methodology for Shook consists of four independent components: mobile

  36. Out of context is out of context... by msimm · · Score: 1

    His wording may have been unfortunate, but I think its fair to say he was not confused about the creation of the internet and just about anyone who was has pointed out his role (as advocate).

    Its stupid that we still need to have this conversation.

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  37. Wrong concept by robbiedo · · Score: 1

    We should begin private exploration of space-time, and not just space. The Space program is failing, but remarketing it as the Space-Time Program funded by private Kong Bucks should do the trick.

  38. Space is ALREADY privatized! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've always found it annoying whenever someone goes on about how the exploitation of space should be shifted TO private industry, but doesn't mention who it is that it should be shifted FROM. NASA isn't the one exploiting space, NASA doesn't even design most of the hardware being used in space.

    Almost all of the design and so forth are done not by NASA, but by NASA's private contractors. NASA acts as a funnel, pouring hundreds of billions of dollars of taxes into the high-tech research departments of thousands of corporations.

    Think of it this way: Did NASA design or build the space shuttle? No; it was mostly Lockheed-Martin-Marietta, Boeing and Rockwell. What about Hubble, did NASA design or build it? No; Lockheed, Perkin-Elmer and Ball did most of the work, and the same goes for nearly every other "governmental" space project. While NASA personnel are often crucial, most of what NASA provides is inspiration and funding.

    If any of NASA's thousands of contractors and subcontractors wanted to exploit space, nothing would stop them. Funding? They have trillions of dollars altogether. Intellectual property? They already have working designs, and all of NASA's work is in the public domain. Laws? Aside from military/warlike projects and a few environmental restrictions, you can launch anything you want into space.

    In other words, NASA already IS (and always has been) little more than the sort of "collaboration with private industry" that the media and thinktanks are supposedly pushing for it to become.

    Since all this is so, where DID this B.S. push for "private" space exploitation and a scaling down of NASA come from? The only logical conclusion is a hit job, not just on NASA, but on space science as a whole. An attempt to cut down on one of the last few big government endowments that actually accomplishes anything more than producing pork (not to mention creating dangerously disruptive new technologies like the microcomputer you're reading this on.) I would imagine the most likely sources of this garbage to be some (unrelated) combination of the "defense" industry -probably NASA's biggest enemy- and anti-government neanderthal libertarians.

    Note that I wouldn't put Gore in this category, as he probably only bought into it due to its buzzwordyness.

                        Eric,

    1. Re:Space is ALREADY privatized! by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      What you say is totally true - and in fact, I would go further to say that if Xcor made the only rocket on Earth and NASA needed a rocket, the price would be about the same as it is now.

      The real point is not to change vendors from Lockheed to Xcor. The point is to 1) change pricing models from "cost plus a percentage" to fixed pricing, and 2) encourage competition, especially smaller companies where innovation is more likely to happen.

      The current pricing model for aerospace makes aerospace companies billions of dollars, because the more the rocket costs to operate, the more money the company makes. From that standpoint, it makes no sense for them to do anything except the most expensive type of rocket they think they can get away with. If they lower costs, they also lower their own profit! This will be true until a larger market appears - but creating that larger market is incredibly risky for the existing vendors. This leads us to the second objective...

      By encouraging smaller companies, NASA creates some competition to the big aerospace companies just to keep them honest (though there is already some competition there anyway). But the huge win for Humanity is that the small company cannot survive unless they find a way to grow the market. Since there are already large, entrenched competitors in the existing market, a startup's only hope is to create a new market where the big players do not operate - such as space tourism. Once they develope that market, space access costs will drop dramatically.

      It is interesting to note that for all of the commotion about who is doing what, NASA is actually following this plan pretty well for a government institution...

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  39. ManBearPig... in spaaaace!!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    We have to nuke the moon from orbit! It's the only way to be Serial!

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  40. Re:gross... by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 1

    that is soo messedup... capitalizing on what is not ours... unfortunately it's the American way... but not the EARTH's way!

    Um... What is the Earth's way, and how do you know it? And what's "gross?"

    "capitalizing on space" means trying to do something useful with it, as opposed to taking some photos and going home. I see the first option as a good thing.

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  41. Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow Al Gore has the title won in the Mr. Irrelevant contest.

  42. Al Gore's Head: by polyomninym · · Score: 1

    Peace out, ya'll. (Blasts into space)

  43. Re:Four more years!!!!!!! by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

    Like most of us did last time!

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  44. "the internets" vs. "creating the internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmmm.. you've out a point.. hmm!! I don't see any Dubya-Dubya-DUBYA in this slashdot webpage.

  45. Gore is my personal God! by arcite · · Score: 1
    First he created the internet, now space?! Gore is my personal god!

    ::swoons::

    He's so dreamy :)

  46. Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    And check who the major stockholders are in the UAC corporation.

    1. Re:Follow the money by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      Speaking of UAC... X prize foundation should make a prize for the first team to deliver (and use) a chainsaw in space. Opening the doors for a new era of space marines.

  47. Insurance policy? by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

    Is this Gore's insurance policy in case global warming happens? Remember, we have only ten years left.

  48. Space belongs to the Americans by klang · · Score: 1

    ..wasn't that what your president said just the other week?

    If somebody invest in space, they better be on the same side as the ones that "protect the lives of American people" against terrorists, otherwise they will have a very bad investment.

    Me? I would be damn sure that my Moonbase / automatic rock miner / zero G chemical plant / space station could protect / hide itself from anything.

  49. look in the mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah, whining about one of the biggest challenges the globe faces, i.e. global warming, is such a waste of time. The link by the way, is not to some person with the "Bush Derangement Syndrome" as you call it, because daring to critize Bush you must be deranged right.

    And how does the liberal Gore dare to say that it is better to let private enterprice and entrepenurs develop space, than to make some manifest that only the US government is allowed to do anything in space. It sounds like Bush believes in some kind of fascist state system, while Gore believes in free marked. Good point by the way, talking about development of space does of course have nothing to do with space.

    Sounds like you have a serious case of Gore Derangement Syndrome, is it the lack of charisma that decide your outlook? Because you don't seem to be able to read.

  50. Good question how much private enterprise can do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies do things for lots of reasons. Let's narrow that down to 'for profit' and 'for charity'. Let's then ignore companies funding space technology for charity, and focus on the 'for profit' part which Gore probably referred to.

    Companies only do activities with a profit goal if they have any realistic hope of making more money out of it than they spend. Money made is typically from selling goods or selling services, possibly with the addition of subsidies or investment from others who, like the first initiative taker, in turn expect more money out than they put in.

    Barring subsidies, what sort of activities in space would have a remote chance of getting companies more money than they cost?

    1) Space tourism on shuttles - decent chance
    2) Space tourism on space stations - some chance
    3) Asteroid mining - slim chance. And prices of precious metals would plummet.
    4) Manned mission to Mars, for any reasons (tourism or exploration) - slim chance
    5) Manned mission anywhere else, for any reasons - slim chance
    6) Probes out of the solar system, or anywhere else - slim chance. Maybe if they got whipped up a popular frenzy for 'space tidbits', so much that people would be willing to pay thousands for the latest space image framed pictures rather than plasma TVs. In other words, slim chance.
    7) Materials research with wider applications - good chance. It's already happening.
    8) Lagrange point manning - slim chance
    9) Anything to do with the moon - see 6, slim chance.

    I just can't see any money in many of these activities. Unlike the colonization of the American West, there's no plentiful and bountiful land either.

  51. An inconvenient truth.... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Accelerating a large chunk of metal to its escape velocity releases a massive volume of greenhouse gas.

    HAL

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    1. Re:An inconvenient truth.... by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      So, make it out of wood !

    2. Re:An inconvenient truth.... by DrPeper · · Score: 1

      EXACTLY! Are these private space business automatically exempt from his ecological carbon footprint evangelism?

      How about Gore's own constant flying all over the world in a large jumbo jet, evangelizing about reducing his carbon footprint? Is that exempt as well?

  52. This is crazy by FreedomLVR · · Score: 1

    This man in one breath will call for private industry to invest in space because you get more for your money with private business. But in the very next breath this same man will tell you that the government should take care of your health care and future security. So lets get this straight Al, its better for private industy to take us into space because you get more boom for your buck, but when it comes to health care, we're gonna get a FAR, FAR better deal with government.

    I love how liberals speak out of both sides of their mouths like this, its funny and pathetic at the same time. To think inserting government into our health system is gonna make things better is just stupid, but this man would tell you that its a good idea. I guess the government can't do rocket ships properly but they can certainly manage to efficently take care of the health of 400 million people. Can't keep the potholes filled, but government can efficently see to the future security of people as well. I swear, they just make it up as they go along.

    1. Re:This is crazy by businessnerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm guessing you think that one solution fits all problems. You're criticism is very naive. First, there is never one broad sweeping solution to fit all problems. Second, the two problems/issues are very different in fundemental ways. Space exploration is technology driven. By privitizing space exploration, business will drive the advances in technology necessary to get us there. Healthcare and social security are not technology driven (at least where the problem with them is). The problem with these is the their system. Since social security and healthcare are a right (or at least should be) of all citizens, the payout needs to be equal (pretty much socialist) in order to guarantee these rights. By privitizing it, the capitalism will show its ugly side by make a few rich while screwing over many. The purpose of social security is to equally benefit all, not turn a profit for some. Government regulation and some sort of universal healthcare is a much better solution than privatizing. Plus, most of the poor (who really need social security) are generally not savvy investors. These are the people that will invest their social security in real-estate because they heard from someone that the market is hot and an infomercial at 4 am talked about how profitable flipping houses is. (for the uninformed, the real-estate bubble burst a year ago, but it is not until now that joe sixpack is hearing about it)

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  53. Re:About Al... by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

    Ahem... Mods: parent isn't flamebait, it's a subtle jab at the national tragedy we call the Bush administration.

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  54. Re:About Al... by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    How is that not flamebait?

    Endless wars over whether Bush sux or not sux are getting kinda tiring.

  55. Congrats, Slashdot by mattwarden · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Congrats, Slashdot, for helping Mr. Gore in his attempt to remain relevant. Is there any controversial issues left for Mr. Gore to give his opinion in exchange for another 15 minutes?

    If you're going to give unsolicited opinions on things you don't understand, the least you can do is hold a public office.

  56. One word: by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
    Energy.

    If a private company can get up there and make the Sun actually turn a profit --by converting solar energy into microwave energy, which in turn becomes electricity once it gets down here-- Space would be hella profitable. (if oil/gas/etc extraction costs go too much higher from it's all-time records, that wouldn't be too hard to justify).

    Sure, the initial outlay would be ungodly expensive, but the profits from feeding the grid with 24/7 solar power on a massive scale, plus the "we got all the room you need up here" factor will be plenty enough to keep it going once it gets started.

    ...and I haven't even come near touching the ungodly huge profit and material to be had from mining NEO asteroids (and other nearby orbital objects) to sustain and grow that nascent colonist economy.

    Sounds like really big picture stuff, but then, so was the US Transcontinental Railroad back in the 19th century (or the Australian version, or the Canadian version, or things like the Louisiana Purchase, sailing to North America in the first place, etc etc etc).

    /P

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  57. Re:Who is Al Gore? And why should we listen to him by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
    There is this article you might want to read before you try to post such mindless drivel again. Plus, what is wrong with his speaking style? I know, he sounds like a "robot". Well, when people try to carefully set forth a logical proposition and present a collection of facts, it can be a little dry. Get over it. Why not try to address the actual arguments instead of being such an idiot?

    It's typical of wing-nuts to throw out stupid little rants like this and have the yahoos on their side guffawing. If someone tries to present facts in a logical manner, you right-wing nuts call him "robotic" and "boring". If someone is passionate about what they are saying, you go with the epithet "crazy" or "angry" or "having a breakdown". It's much easier to insult people than actually address the issues.

  58. still smarter than Bush by 4solarisinfo · · Score: 1, Troll

    At least he doesn't claim to use maps from 'the google' on the 'internets'.

    1. Re:still smarter than Bush by Guuge · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Bush invented the iPod! He must be one smart guy.

  59. Re:Who is Al Gore? And why should we listen to him by IflyRC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually,when I think of Al Gore I don't think of the typical rants. I think of the PMRC. If you recall, Tipper (Al's wife) was a founding member. From wikipedia, "The mothers claimed that popular music, especially rock music, was partially responsible for the (at the time) recent increase in rape, teenage pregnancy, and teen suicide.". Umm...considering how many slashdotters are gung ho about private rights not being revoked I'm surprised more people don't mention this.

    Now, these people also testified before the Senate...in which Al was a member of at the time. You can't tell me he did not use some of his political clout to give his wife's new special interest group...which sought to label, categorize lyrics as harmful and make it difficult to purchase (Bully,Grand Theft Auto anyone?).

  60. I am Al Gore. Listen to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I DID invent space! Why doesn't anyone believe me??? I'm super cereal!!!

  61. The Goron Strikes Again by toddhisattva · · Score: 1
    The term "crisis" in Chinese is represented by two symbols together, he advised. "The first means danger...the second means opportunity," Gore said.

    Gore is wrong again, of course.

    'Those who purvey the doctrine that the Chinese word for "crisis" is composed of elements meaning "danger" and "opportunity" are engaging in a type of muddled thinking that is a danger to society [....]' -Victor H. Mair [emphasis added]

  62. Re:About Al... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Endless wars over whether Bush sux or not sux are getting kinda tiring.
    No they're not.
  63. I'm guessing that neither you nor Rush by benhocking · · Score: 1
    I'm guessing that neither you nor Rush saw the movie. As usual, Rush passes on some innuendo as "fact". Add this to the list already going:
    • the 1991 Pinatubo eruption put 1000 times as much chlorine into the atmosphere as industry has ever produced through CFCs false
    • Banks take the risks in issuing student loans and they are entitled to the profits false
    • The poorest people in America are better off than the mainstream families of Europe false
    • There's no such thing as an implied contract false
    • It has not been proven that nicotine is addictive, the same with cigarettes causing emphysema false
    • The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent false
    • Do you know we have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the time the constitution was written false
    • Middle eastern terrorists were behind the Oklahoma City bombing (I heard this one myself back when I used to listen to Rush in the car) false
    There are, I'm sure, hundreds more examples of Rush stating fiction as fact, and yet you continue to believe him. Do you also believe that Saddam was behind 9/11?
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    1. Re:I'm guessing that neither you nor Rush by krell · · Score: 1

      "Do you also believe that Saddam was behind 9/11?"

      Would be nice to find one instance of Limbaugh or even "Bush and Cheney" ever saying this.

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  64. The same congress after the first two years. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    Notice that nothing was done to control spending untill the house switched. In fact they (the Ds) were ready to take over health care in a nightmareish plan.

    So I conclude that gridlock in DC is a good thing.

    When eather side has control they go off like drunken sailors on their pet projects.

    The only way things get better is when they gridlock AND the non-government part of the economy booms (the nintys).

    You also have to note W enherited the Clinton recesssion. Just as we note Clinton enherited the end of the Reagan boom. Which has a lot to do with deficits.

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  65. Oblig Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now, inventor of the environment and first emperor of the moon: Al Gore

  66. They didn't have to by benhocking · · Score: 1

    Everyone knew that Osama was connected to 9/11, so when Bush connected Osama to Saddam, he was able to just let the public believe what he wanted them to believe. Do I need to find the statements where Bush made those connections, or do you remember them yourself?

    Furthermore, it was fairly strongly implied in his March 18th, 2003 letter to Congress:

    acting pursuant to the Constitution and Public Law 107-243 is consistent with the United States and other countries continuing to take the necessary actions against international terrorists and terrorist organizations, including those nations, organizations, or persons who planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001.
    Any guesses which country he was referring to? I'll give you a hint, the letter started with: "Consistent with section 3(b) of the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002"

    As for Rush Limbaugh, it was actually a little less subtle. Funny, until you challenged me, I has assumed it was only implied and not out-right stated! Granted, this is by another author, but it's on a web-site apparently run by loyal fans. Ironically, a few months later he claimed that nobody ever said there was a connection between Saddam and 9/11.

    If I'm allowed to bring the Veep into it, there's also this:

    In making the false claim, Limbaugh overlooked Vice President Dick Cheney's suggestions of a connection between Iraq and 9-11. On the December 9, 2001, edition of NBC's Meet the Press, moderator Tim Russert asked Cheney if he "still believe[s] there is no evidence that Iraq was involved in September 11?" The vice president responded falsely that it was "pretty well confirmed" that an Iraqi intelligence officer met with September 11 hijacker Mohamed Atta shortly before the attacks. On the September 14, 2003, edition of Meet the Press, Cheney repeated his claim that Iraq and 9-11 are linked, saying: "If we're successful in Iraq ... we will have struck a major blow right at the heart of the base, if you will, the geographic base of the terrorists who have had us under assault now for many years, but most especially on 9-11."

    So, we have a letter from Bush to Congress directly stating that Iraq is connected to 9/11. Cheney saying the same thing. Rush supporters claiming the same, but Rush denying that anyone's made that claim. Well, to Rush's credit, at least it appears that he never made that claim.

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    1. Re:They didn't have to by krell · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the very enlightening explanation. I've heard it claimed that these guys said this, but I'd not heard them before, as it is pretty deeply buried. The Vice President claim is actually the much stronger one. You have to interpret Bush's letter just right to say it connects Saddam to Bin Laden, but I see how it can be done. Myself, I saw it clearly as a mention of international terrorists (a set that includes Saddam).... "including" the sub-set of the 9/11 guys. (and that the "necessary actions" were to be against all of the international terrorists, not just the 9/11 guys). Thanks for the "smoking gun" anyway.

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  67. Al Gore INVENTED SPACE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm SUPER...DUPER...cereal.

  68. Tipper Gore told me as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al invented Space. She is very cereal.

  69. Gore is the Father of Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, he didn't just invent it. He is the father of space, so Tipper gave birth to it. That means that Al Gore is ZEUS!!

  70. Re:About Al... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I love how this is marked insightful. There's precisely one class of people with a good reason to drive SUVs, and that's people who need to transport a lot of people off-road. Everyone else driving them is a schmuck, and I stand by that statement, period. If you're off-roading with four or less people, then your best vehicle is a Jeep. If you're on the road transporting a lot of people, then your best bet is a van or minivan. If you're driving by yourself, you're best off in a small but safe car (read: Not a Dodge Neon, the most unsafe car sold in America today.) With up to four other people, you're best off in a mid-size sedan.

    People like to talk about how they're safer in an SUV, but they aren't actually. SUVs are safer in a multiple-car collision, but they're more likely to be in an accident (single or multiple car), and more likely to roll in any given situation than anything but a Jeep. On top of all that, they guzzle gas like there's no tomorrow. You get extra idiot points if you drive a Hummer H2, which is a Chevy Tahoe with upgraded suspension and 4WD, but with literally about half the fuel economy of the Tahoe.

    Now, I know there's those who are saying "who the fuck are you to tell me what to drive" and "what about individuality" and blah blah blah. Well, fuck you. My right to clean air is more important than your right to not be seen driving a minivan.

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  71. Re:Who is Al Gore? And why should we listen to him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's typical of wing-nuts to throw out stupid little rants like this and have the yahoos on their side guffawing. If someone is passionate about what they are saying, you go with the epithet "crazy" or "angry" or "having a breakdown". It's much easier to insult people than actually address the issues."

    Right, just like all those folks who like make fun of the way Bush speaks... you don't want to risk falling into a double standard here. ;)

  72. Re:Who is Al Gore? And why should we listen to him by toddhisattva · · Score: 1
    Algore Junior was (he is so past tense) the leading censorship crusader of the 80s, probably because he was connected to the reverend Fred Phelps.


    Somehow, he became a hero to many.


    I mean, Algore Junior was bested intellectually by Dee Snider, truly humiliated. Somehow, Algore Junior is regarded as intelligent.


    IOW, Algore Junior is a piece of shit.

  73. Bah, hot air by Riverman5 · · Score: 1

    Every politician rides on the space exploration bandwagon, some people that's all they care about, most people simply don't pay attention to it, so it's a win for them to mention it every now and then. Nothing new to hear Al Gore playing the self proclaimed Grand Wizard.

    I wouldn't give anybody a *shred* of credit unless they dumped a few million of their own into it, like John Carmack, Elon Musk, the Ansari family, Blue Origin, Bigelow Aerospace... Those are the only people who deserve credit.

  74. Re:About Al... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Endless wars over whether Bush sux or not sux are getting kinda tiring.

    Endless wars? I don't think so... If there was a war to prove his incompetence, it's certainly "Mission Accomplished!" now.

  75. Re:Who is Al Gore? And why should we listen to him by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
    Right, just like all those folks who like make fun of the way Bush speaks... you don't want to risk falling into a double standard here. ;)


    True, it is stupid to make fun of the way Bush talks, and I don't. Besides, his manner of speach is simply an affectation to make people think he is an ordinary Joe, which is something his father failed to do and which most likely was enough to cost him a second term. My objections to Bush are based more on things like running up a massive deficit to give defence contractors and his corporate buddies even *bigger* welfare checks (you think gov't jobs are easy, try being a gov't contractor), starting a war based on what he knew were lies, and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of civilians. And that's just off the top of my head.

    But you are right. Making fun of how Bush talks or looks is a stupid thing to do and not at all constructive.

  76. Go Purple America! & please mod parent +5 Civi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to add that what is ridiculous and which some people seem to want to ignore is the simple fact that Gore ended up (intentionally or not) as portraying himself as more essential than he really was. By a long shot. The plain naivitee of his statements is what makes people laugh. Sure, the joke got simplified too, lowest common denominator and all that...

    Then again many of the same people defending Gore's lost case have a tendeny to oversimplify no matter what the topic is because they have a severe lack of understanding about the system they're talking about. No they are of course not alone in doing so --you can find it anywhere, all sides of the aisles.

    A current example would be how it's not like Bush single-handedly did the things some people lambast him for. Even if they start blaming the GOP instead of Bush then would still be too narrow in scope. The same can be said for Clinton and the things he did. Both good and bad the US government is far more than one person or one party. Hell it's even more than two parties because the two major parties are more like fixed alliances containing an abundance of different viewpoints and internal debate than anything else.

    Solution: people should stop their incesssant childish oversimplification. This could give them the added benefit of being taken more seriously.

    As for Gore's statement on private investment I do agree with him but laugh at him saying it. It's somewhat like Gore is in a ballpark cheering wildly but unfortunately for him the game went down years ago and he's all on his own...

    And what does it matter what a politician says? Business is about profitability!

    Dear Mr. Gore, if you want more investment in 'private space' then get to work clearing the red tape. I know you won't be able to do it on your own but we can use the extra hand (personally I still won't vote for you though).

  77. Mod parent +5 Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Truly excellent post & link! Someone please mail it (politely) to Gore?

  78. Looks like the lie is yours, not Bush's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "which is something his father failed to do and which most likely was enough to cost him a second term"

    George H W Bush made a big mistake when he raised taxes. His "read my lips" promise was a wise policy promise. Too bad he did not keep it. His tax hikes caused a recession, and gave Clinton a BIG opening for his "Economy Stupid" and "are you better off?" campaign slogans.

    "Besides, his manner of speach is simply an affectation to make people think he is an ordinary Joe"

    Do you think he's that good of an actor? Bush ALWAYS sounds this way.

    "starting a war...."

    George W. Bush did not start that war. Saddam had already attacked the US many times even before Bush was in office.

    "...based on what he knew were lies"

    You mean "based on truth.". The retaliation was ordered based on what we knew to be true, and was was proven beyond a doubt to be true. 500 WMD have been found so far. These are the exact sort of WMD that there was a big concern over.

    "and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of civilians"

    The actual number is hundreds. Almost all of the casualties in this war have been perpetrated by the terrorists, not by the US and its allies. The actual total of deaths in this war (the small number of victims of the US and the large number of victims of the terrorists that started the war in the first place) is under 49,000. This is according to Iraq Body Count, which counts actual deaths (unlike the other claims which come from smoke and thin air). No, I do not hold against Bush doing the right thing in retaliating against Iraq, nor do I want him to back off from ending the problem of terrorism there.

  79. moderation in moderation by hicksw · · Score: 1

    Got them moderator blues I blieve I walk out the do', With these mod-points I been gettin', I 'most never post no mo'

    1. Go to 'Preferences', then 'Homepage',

    2. Uncheck the "Willing to Moderate" box,

    3. No more mod-points for you.

  80. Re:Who is Al Gore? And why should we listen to him by cbacba · · Score: 1

    What do you expect from a divinity school flunk-out? If algor junior wasn't the son of a racist democrat senator, didn't fit the leftist model and didn't look like a graduate of the Troy McNamara school of plastic surgery, he'd be a hair stylist at the local strip mall in Chatahoochi. (assuming he hadn't joined Jim Jones in Guyana).

    There will be successful investments and opportunities in space. Probably far fewer will succeed than will fail. Figuring out which will be which is not something algor is capable of doing. Of course, mining operations on the moon investments apparently existed long before the possibility of getting there included a real approach.

    As usual, some of the posts above show an absence of knowledge and understanding about even the most fundamental basics of economics. For those posters - I suggest quickly go invest in air-america.