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Carpenter Breaks Previous Scrabble Point Record

theodp writes "Unimpressed by Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game? Think Don Larsen's perfect World Series game was no big deal? How about Michael Cresta's 830-point Scrabble game? Not only did Cresta shatter a 13 year-old record for the highest sanctioned Scrabble score in North America, he also set a new record for the most points on a single turn — 365, for QUIXOTRY."

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  1. "Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this the English or Klingon version?

    1. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Informative

      'Quixotry' is a variant of 'quixotic,' which means (from Merriam-Webster) "foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals; especially : marked by rash lofty romantic ideas or extravagantly chivalrous action." The word derives from Cervantes' Don Quixote.

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    2. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by Gorath99 · · Score: 1

      According to the article, "vrow" is a Dutch woman. Can anyone confirm that? Dictionary.com doesn't know the word, but does know "vrouw" (which is also the proper Dutch word for "woman").

    3. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      I can confirm that 'Vrow' is *not* a Dutch word.

    4. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      According to the article, "vrow" is a Dutch woman.


      VROW is actually a pretty common word in tournament level Scrabble; just Google Scrabble+Vrow for examples.

    5. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      It's "vrouw", and means woman or wife, depending upon context.

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    6. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by ProppaT · · Score: 1

      Woman, not word. If it was a Dutch word it wouldn't count to begin with (else everyone and their mom would use Russian for those tripple word scores using nothing but Z's and X's).

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    7. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      I've looked it up in
      - the most comprehensive dictionary (Van Dale) we have,
      - the 'official' word list/spelling guide (Groene boekje).
      Neither mention the word 'vrow'.
      The correct spelling is 'vrouw', plural 'vrouwen'.

    8. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      It sounds similar to the German frau. Dutch, as a german speaker, is a language that seems similar but not enough to be readly understandable; it is much more readable.

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    9. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      To be more specific, 'quixotic' is an adjective while 'quixotry' is a noun. A quixotic deed could be called a 'quixotry'.

    10. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by n2art2 · · Score: 1

      Next word you should look up on dictionary.com is rhetorical. Thanks for playing.

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    11. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Yes, I realized that I should have mentioned that quixotry is the noun form of quixotic right after I posted. I figured someone would come along and make that distinction for me. : p

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    12. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Oxford English Dictionary says:
      vrouw, vrow
      Also 7 vroa, 20 vrou. [Du. and Flem. vrouw (cf. FROW n.) = G. frau woman, wife, FRAU.]
      A (Dutch) woman, matron, goodwife. spec. in S. Afr.
      and it gives quotations such as
      1824 J. PATERSON in Harp Renfrew. Ser. II. (1873) 108 Till the riflemen.. raised a din..Which nearly deprived the fair vrows of their breath.
    13. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by ronanbear · · Score: 1

      That's IMHO a very apt word to be the highest scoring word in scrabble. Quixotry itself seems like such a foolishly practical word.

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    14. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by Lostconfused · · Score: 1

      But thanks to time and different languages, the word itself is pronounced in such a way that its not even comparable to the name.

    15. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      VROW is actually a pretty common word in tournament level Scrabble; just Google Scrabble+Vrow for examples.

      Though I do find it listed as a "valid Scrabble word", I can't find it in any real English dictionaries. Even Onelook which indexes dozens of dictionaries. Closest is

      vrouw (plural vrouws) or vrou (plural vrous)

      South Africa woman or wife: a woman or a wife, especially one who is Afrikaner [Late 18th century. Via Afrikaans

    16. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      That's because Dutch is just slightly more gutteral than German, from which it most likely (d)evolved. As a Dutch speaker, it is easier to learn German than the other way around. Native German speakers have trouble properly pronouncing Dutch sounds like 'g' or saying words like "Scheveningen" (which confusingly doesn't have the glottal 'g' sound but does have the throat-clearing compound 'sch' sound).

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    17. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by krlynch · · Score: 1

      The OED knows about "vrow" (and its alternates vrouw and vroa), and claims it's derived from the German "frau", by way of Dutch and Flemish, and dates the first appearance in English to about 1620.

    18. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Would it also apply to a "Dutch wife"?

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    19. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by jomegat · · Score: 1

      I think "Quetzals" would score 374 points if it were played in the right place (doubling the Z and tripling the word twice). The Z in quetzals gets doubled instead of the X in quixotry. But what are the odds of coming up with all the letters you'd need for that, and someone opening the two triple word scores with the right letter in the right place? Quixotry will prolly hold the record for a while.

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    20. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by ebh · · Score: 1

      CHUTZPAH scores even higher (383).

    21. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by thelenm · · Score: 1

      365 for a single play is just the American record... in 1982 in the UK, a man named Karl Khoshnaw played the word CAZIQUES for 392 points. It means "native chiefs of West Indian aborigines".

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    22. Re:"Quixtory" and "Vrows" ?? by MidoriKid · · Score: 1

      'Quixotry' is a perfectly cromulant word!

  2. Klingon Scrabble? by chowdy · · Score: 2, Funny

    What kind of petaQ would play scrabble?

    1. Re:Klingon Scrabble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Klingon Scrabble isn't as bad as it sounds. Place a letter, take a drink of bloodwine. Draw a tile, take a drink of bloodwine. Instead of earning 50 bonus points when you use all your letters, you get to stab your opponent (in a non-vital organ.) Double word scores are two drinks of bloodwine or a stab, triple word scores are two drinks of bloodwine _and_ a stab.

      The winner is the one who passes out last or who survives the longest. The record is 4 days, when Kahless slew Hol'Dz LiQ-erwel by using all his tiles to play toch'G'kahdl on a triple word score. Ironically, the meaning of toch'G'kahdl is "I just beat you at Thlinghan Scrab'l".

    2. Re:Klingon Scrabble? by Dessert+Devil · · Score: 1

      It isnt Klingon scrabble...

      Without the Chancellor using "Nun'Qastaq'h" at least once...

      *ducks*

  3. CSI by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just had an horrible vision of this guy being crucified to a windmill by some other player.

  4. Daft words.... by tomknight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What annoys me about Scrabble is the dictionary used. The rules I possess state the Chambers 20th Century is to be used (actually a problem as my edition hails from 1908 and lacks a fair few words), but now you are required to use the authorised Scrabble (R)(C)(TM)(IP) dictionary which has a whole load of bollocks two letter words. No longer is Scrabble about vocabulary - simply memorising swathes of daft vowel/consonant combinations seems to work. Yes, there is a difference.

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    1. Re:Daft words.... by foxtrot · · Score: 1

      No longer is Scrabble about vocabulary - simply memorising swathes of daft vowel/consonant combinations seems to work.

      I dunno. You feel free to play all those garbage two-letter words. I'll play from a real vocabulary, and we'll see who wins. I'm betting the guy with the 835 point game that started this whole thing didn't once play the word 'ao'.

      It is about more than vocabulary-- being able to look at the board and know what's left in the bag and what might be on your opponent's rack so you can block plays he might have is an important factor at that level. But memorizing a slew of garbage two letter words isn't all that useful.

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    2. Re:Daft words.... by sottitron · · Score: 1

      I think it happens everywhere, though. People no longer play games, they game games (i.e. find every loophole and exploit it). I wonder how much actual fun people have when they play this way?

    3. Re:Daft words.... by nagora · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Indeed. The "Official" Scrabble dictionary is not even a dictionary. It's just a long list of words, many many of which are in fact illegal under the rules as they are foreign. We play with a Concise Oxford with allowances to appeal to the Shorter Oxford (which is in the other room and a pain to carry about) only if the player can correctly define the word.

      The "Official" Scrabble dictionary is just a marketing toy and of no interest to either serious players nor ones out for a simple, fun game. Anally-retentive boring bastards, on the other hand, love showing off their ability to robotically reel off lists of words which they have little or no understanding of. The best solution is not to play with morons like that.

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    4. Re:Daft words.... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      The rules I possess state the Chambers 20th Century is to be used ... but now you are required to use the authorised Scrabble

      The rules I have state that as long as everyone agrees to the same dictionary, that's valid. (Unless you're talking about an official scrabble event, but I don't attend those).

      Having said that, I kinda have to agree with you about the wierdness of the scrabble dictionary. They seem to have accepted every mis-spelling of some common words, and apparently introduced some wholly new ones.

      It definitely helps people who can remember all of the wierd arcana or who can't spell and get lucky quite a bit.

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    5. Re:Daft words.... by LargeWu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most experienced Scrabble players aren't just playing the two letter words. They're playing 5,6 and 7 letter words that also have to make two letter words in order to fit on the board. Plus they're playing these in the endgame, which might make the difference in winning or losing.

      Not knowing the 2 letter words for a Scrabble player is like not knowing how to code Hello World.

    6. Re:Daft words.... by DarkFencer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I dunno. You feel free to play all those garbage two-letter words. I'll play from a real vocabulary, and we'll see who wins. I'm betting the guy with the 835 point game that started this whole thing didn't once play the word 'ao'.


      I actually would be surprised if he didn't use those B.S. two letter words. No - he wouldn't have ended his turn with one two letter word - but there's a good chance he spelled a long word, which formed a bunch of two letter words at once.
    7. Re:Daft words.... by krzysztof · · Score: 1

      The Official Scrabble Player's Dictionary is a compilation of all (acceptable*) words found in any edition of about ten or so different college (abridged) dictionaries. It's not a list of abritrary strings -- quite the opposite actually. *acceptable = not upper cased, not italicized (ie foreign), not an abbreviation (that is, there's no period at the end, and it has a pronounciation, part of speech, etc). Slang and jive are okay, etc.

    8. Re:Daft words.... by krzysztof · · Score: 1

      In Scrabble, what happens is that at a certain level, it transcends "making words" and becomes more like chess, with the give and take with your opponent across a board. Since the letters you get are random, is has that poker element of having to "play the odds" in hopes of not getting stuck in a bad situation, or lucking out and finding yourself in a good one. And each game is a set of completely new situations, since there are so many combinations possible. It's actually quite thrilling.

    9. Re:Daft words.... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I'm betting the guy with the 835 point game that started this whole thing didn't once play the word 'ao'.

      The board shows: AW, TA, ZA, NO, AN, NO, KA, OP and UP.

    10. Re:Daft words.... by name*censored* · · Score: 1
      I think it happens everywhere, though. People no longer play games, they game games (i.e. find every loophole and exploit it). I wonder how much actual fun people have when they play this way?
      You mean like how in most (video) games you can glitch bots to run into a bottleneck and pick them off one at a time (in shooters->with the terrain, in strats->with walls and dozens of base defences->in rpgs, whoring the infinitely respawning weak bad guys)
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    11. Re:Daft words.... by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's the same in just about every game - even with the platform video games. You could play Super Mario just to complete every level as quickly as possible and not care about collecting every gold star and coin. Alternatively, you could take as long as you liked in order to get every last coin and star. In this case, you would have to know every secret hiding place, combination move and portal.

      If you wanted to play those games that have skill levels with high scores but with no save feature, then you would eventually reach a point where the only way to get a new high score was to get a perfect score at the very beginning. Otherwise, there is no point continuing.

      Then for those cable TV settop box games with cash prizes, there is a financial incentive for knowing how to win a game, either through skill or AI programming.

      My favourite story was when the amusement arcade manufacturers came out with Trivial Pursuit video games for pubs and bars. Initially, revenues were high since the machines were a novelty and the punters didn't get the answers right. Then, paradoxically, (at least to the owners), as the number of punters went up the takings actually went down, until the machines were actually making a loss. Research revealed that the punters had gone down the local library, brushed up on their general knowledge and started to treat the machines as nothing more than pop quiz ATMs to pay for their drinks.

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    12. Re:Daft words.... by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      "Serious" players play in tournaments, which you cannot possibly do with any hope of winning. You wouldn't use 'qintars' apparently, because you think it's a foreign word. Well, if I am going to refer to Albanian currency, this is a proper English sentence: "My pockets were full of qintars". If there is no English word to describe something, the foreign word becomes an English word. It's how we've acquired so many more words than other languages.

      Take your anti-foreign-word jihad elsewhere. :P

    13. Re:Daft words.... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1
      with walls and dozens of base defences


      Haha, I SO remember that bug in C&C where the AI would never attack a "wall" (sandbags). You could actually build a line of sandbags all the way to their base, and wall them completely in! No resource-gathering for you! HAHA!

      GOD that was lame--but funny.
    14. Re:Daft words.... by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Wow! Such hostility! You might think your parents were killed by members of the Scrabble mafia, with your show of raw hatred.

    15. Re:Daft words.... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Well, if I am going to refer to Albanian currency, this is a proper English sentence: "My pockets were full of qintars". If there is no English word to describe something, the foreign word becomes an English word.
      No it doesn't. It is a proper English sentence, but the word "qintar" is still foreign. If you wanted to say the same thing using English only, you would say "My pockets are full of Albanian currency." Not having a single word direct translation of a foreign word does not confer membership upon the foreign word into the English language.
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    16. Re:Daft words.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Nobody goes around saying, "I have a stack of Japanese currency in my pocket." They say, "I have a stack of yen in my pocket." As the English language is defined by common usage, then yen is clearly an English word, especially considering that the Japanese don't use the word "yen", their word is spelled using Japanese characters. Thus the word "yen" only exists in English. Ditto with "qintar," if the Albanians weren't use Latin letters already.

      Aren't (English-speaking) currency traders using the English language? Aren't their daily conversations filled with units of currency? Isn't technical jargon allowed under the Scrabble rules?

      You're just being stubborn, admit it.

    17. Re:Daft words.... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Is latin medical jargon allowed?

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    18. Re:Daft words.... by Dragonsong · · Score: 1

      I suppose I should speak as one who plays in sanctioned tournaments... basically the "Official Scrabble Player's Dictionary" is a collection of words across several English dictionaries... last I heard, 5 dictionaries were looked at (M-W's 3rd edition unabridged collegiate is one I think)... and if a word is in 2 of those dictionaries and conform to the rules (no proper nouns, foreign words, abbreviations, etc...), it makes it into the OSPD. The OSPD takes out words deemed 'offensive' for the sake of school and family play. On the subject of foreign words, you have to take into account words that have recently had foreign origin but have made it into our vocabulary in usage: tortilla, salsa, taco. Also take into account words like jalap (a Mexican plant)... we don't have a translation for what a jalap is, it is a type of plant found in Mexico. If you think we accept 'si' because it is foreign, it is not because it has a definition as 'the seventh tone of the musical scale'... as a musician myself, notes of the solfeggio scale are also valid... Now, I do play in tournaments and yes, I can reel off lists of words, and yes, some of them I have no idea what the definition is although I try to look up the words that are new to me when i get a chance. Let's just say it's a different 'type' of scrabble where the playing field is leveled by creating a dictionary that would act as an indisputable judge of whether a word is valid or not... well, in tournaments something like that is needed otherwise the tourneys would take forever trying to look up words and argue on their validity. Besides, as long as all players agree on a dictionary, what's the deal? In ANY dictionary there will be disputes as to validity of words... why not use the OSPD? I am glad I became a tournament player two years ago; I have won over $3000 in tournaments because I study those 'lists' of words. Being called an anally-retentive boring bastard... and a moron .... thanks friend... however, yes, scrabble is a GAME. Games are designed for a purpose... so that someone will win. If I can use these lists of words in my head to help me and if I can know the validity of those words without being able to define some of them, and that helps me win the game, what's wrong with that? I have fun playing, I like winning, I learn by losing, I am not boring, I am not a bastard, I have a life, I win money in tournaments, and I am gracious win or lose, ask anyone who's played me in tournaments or casual play. Please think about things before you call people anally retentive boring bastards or morons. God Bless you, and just have FUN playing the game, whoever you play it with.

    19. Re:Daft words.... by Dragonsong · · Score: 1

      Well, the word 'tortilla' is foreign... How then would you say "I would like a corn tortilla rather than a flour one to make my enchiladas for dinner"? There is no direct translation of what a tortilla or enchilada is, but wouldn't you agree that those two Mexican origin words are common enough in America to be valid words in Scrabble? Or even "taco" or "salsa"? Or should we take out about half of our vocabulary because the words are of foreign origin?

    20. Re:Daft words.... by nagora · · Score: 1
      "Serious" players play in tournaments,

      Serious players play with their mates on a regular basis. Sad autistic nerds organise and play tournaments and console themselves with a feeling of superiority because they can bend the rules and have the backing of a crowd of other nerds who will say that it's okay. It's the same in every boardgame, whether it's Go, Chess, Bridge, or Cosmic Encounter.

      As a very serious gamer indeed, I repeat my advice to avoid all such groups of morons.

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    21. Re:Daft words.... by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      If by "bend the rules" you don't mean "play by the rules established BY THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE GAME", well, you are daft. Word.
      See what the tournament player in this thread had to say. And stay away from Gary Kasparov, he would kick your ass.

  5. 'zas', 'em'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeah I think they may be using the Klingon version. I know you can use slang in the official rules but some of the words I saw on their board I couldnt find on dictionary.com at least.
    Strictly the Queen's English when I play. ;-)

    1. Re:'zas', 'em'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'em' and 'en' are printing terms - they're different types of dashes.

    2. Re:'zas', 'em'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep thats true. I meant 'es', not 'em'

    3. Re:'zas', 'em'? by fluffywuffy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I like 'es' and 'em' ;-)

    4. Re:'zas', 'em'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'em' and 'en' are printing terms - they're different types of dashes.

      Em is actually just a unit of width. An em dash is a dash that is one em wide.

      A 2-em quad is a space that is two ems wide. A 3-em quad is three ems. An en space is half an em. A 3-em space is a third of an em, a 4-em space is a fourth of an em, and so on. The reason 'en' has a special name is that you use it so often. But really the typographers of yore should have picked a better name, because 'en' sounds a hell of a lot like 'em' if you're not paying close attention.

    5. Re:'zas', 'em'? by heritage727 · · Score: 1
      Strictly the Queen's English when I play.

      For an extra challenge, you could use George W. Bush's English. All those 2- and 3-letter words would come in handy.

    6. Re:'zas', 'em'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      'em' and 'en' are also the english words for the letters M and N

  6. So the way to win by Hennell · · Score: 1

    is to play badly?
    That's interesting to know. Wonder if that works in poker...

    1. Re:So the way to win by jthayden · · Score: 1

      I've noticed in a lot of sports and games that involve strategy it is hard for an expert to play a novice well. An expert is usually used to playing other experts and this makes it possible to plan moves ahead of time because you can assume they will move with intelligence. Part of playing a game well is to be able to plan moves in advance and this is hard to do if the opponent doesn't have a plan or is moving with some degree of randomness.

    2. Re:So the way to win by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Part of playing a game well is to be able to plan moves in advance and this is hard to do if the opponent doesn't have a plan or is moving with some degree of randomness.

      I think that's true pretty much for anything. If I played a tennis match with Federer he'd win 6-0, 6-0, but nobody'd be congratulating him on a well played match.

    3. Re:So the way to win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sure does at poker night at my house. (You're going to want to bring lots of money, though.)

  7. Strictly the Queen's English when I play? by mrjb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, that's a very convenient way to cheat. After all 'Colour' is worth more points than 'Color'.

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    1. Re:Strictly the Queen's English when I play? by Convector · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be wasting that 'U'. You'll be needing it when you draw the 'Q' on the next turn.

    2. Re:Strictly the Queen's English when I play? by tambo · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that's a very convenient way to cheat. After all 'Colour' is worth more points than 'Color'.

      Also, "grey" has an advantage over "gray", since Scrabble has 12 E's and 9 A's.

      And don't get me started on this "bollocks" and "carport" and "wanker" rubbish. ;)

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  8. “Kwidgibo” by Lethyos · · Score: 5, Funny

    “A, uh, big, dum, balding, North American ape.”

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    1. Re:“Kwidgibo” by SpooForBrains · · Score: 5, Funny

      JOZXYQK!

      "... jozikskeh?"
      "It's a cat word! It's the noise you make when you get your genital organs trapped in something"
      "Is it in the dictionary?"
      "It could be, if you're reading in the nude and you close the book too quick"

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    2. Re:“Kwidgibo” by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds perfectly cromulent.

    3. Re:“Kwidgibo” by Hercynium · · Score: 1

      This guy is not amused...


      /BTW... nice Red Dwarf ref! (I think it was...)

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  9. Abbreviations are allowed? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    Op and za are abbreviations, apparently. ISTR the rules didn't allow them, but it's been a while since I played.

    1. Re:Abbreviations are allowed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      za: slang for piza
      op: a style of abstract art

      za was just added in the past year.

    2. Re:Abbreviations are allowed? by MBCook · · Score: 1

      Abbreviations are not allowed. I'm not sure about "op" (probably a shortened version of operation, the singular version of "ops"), but I know "za" was just added to the official dictionary this year, it's a shortened form of "pizza".

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    3. Re:Abbreviations are allowed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops.. za: slang for pizza

    4. Re:Abbreviations are allowed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      zap - the sound that the guards tazer makes when you throw a pizza slice at a work of abstract art.

    5. Re:Abbreviations are allowed? by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1

      That's pathetic. Whoever says za to talk about pizza. What, two syllables is too complicated?

      They should just cut the charade and add every possible two letter word combo to the dictionary now.

  10. Update: I misspelled “Kwyjibo” by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    According to the script the exact line is: “Kwyjibo. Uh... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.”

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    Why bother.
  11. I find the attempts to dismiss it as humorous by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Essentially competition scrabble is tiered like similar games (chess, checkers). Hence you have an elitist group that looks down on others and seems to have no problem dismissing the accomplishments of others. Basically the old "we're much smarter than them, its just a fluke, DUMB luck". In other words, how can they give any credit to their accomplishment as they would never associate with the likes of those "people"

    Two guys both out playing to win, just not playing to win by rules established by the high brows. Of course they could take risks, they are more concerned with the fun aspects than the competitve ones. That alone puts them higher up in the scrabble echelon for me as they remember one of the most important parts of gaming; having fun

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    1. Re:I find the attempts to dismiss it as humorous by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they were playing like a couple of human beings, instead of systematically analyzing everything like a computer might play. God forbid they treat it like a game instead of a mathematical exercise with only one correct solution.

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    2. Re:I find the attempts to dismiss it as humorous by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      Hence you have an elitist group that looks down on others and seems to have no problem dismissing the accomplishments of others.


      Or might take things to the extreme.

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    3. Re:I find the attempts to dismiss it as humorous by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, some of the discussion about how they *should* have played made me wonder why these people don't just type their tiles in to a computer program and let that calculate their moves, since if a player makes a "mistake" and it ends up being in his favor at a later time, that success is somehow invalidated.

      Jesus.

    4. Re:I find the attempts to dismiss it as humorous by krzysztof · · Score: 1

      That actually happens a lot, where the "wrong move" turns out to be better than the "right move" due to dumb luck.

      In a couple weeks, in Toronto, they're having a "Human vs Computer Showdown" as part of the Toronto Scrabble Open. During the tournament, human players will play Quackle and Maven, and the winner of the human tournament will play whichever of the two computer programs has the better record in a best-of-five final.

    5. Re:I find the attempts to dismiss it as humorous by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Two guys both out playing to win, just not playing by the strategies used by the high brows.

      They were following the rules. They just weren't playing "correctly". And it's probably true that their tactics wouldn't work in high-level play. But I agree that it's stupid to be negative and bitchy about two guys who play, um, quixotically.

  12. Record, says who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, basically, two guys claim to have been playing Scrabble in a basement when miraculously one of them spell a dubiously-admitted word riddled with rare letters on a triple bonus. There's no official judge or standards body monitoring this hobbyist competition.

    And we're supposed to believe them because it took place in a church?

    Next week, Salon will report about the guy in a threelegged race at the Scientology picnic who tripped on a sprinkler and wound up beating Carl Lewis' long jump distances.

    1. Re:Record, says who? by krzysztof · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually it took place at the Lexington Scrabble Club, and there were about 30 other people there to witness the game. I guess by the end there was a pretty big crowd watching.

    2. Re:Record, says who? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny
      one of them spell a dubiously-admitted word

      As fancy scrabble words go, I'd say quixotry is surprisingly legit. If I were in a situation where I wanted to say something like "Enough of your quixotry," no other word would work nearly as well.

    3. Re:Record, says who? by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Agreed, especially when compared to some of those two-letter words. Eek, even if those are technically legit ("Ah", "ho", "hm"? WTF?) I don't think anyone I know would use them, simply because if it led to a victory, they'd feel like it was kind of a dirty win.

      Then again, I think that my friends and I may have an unusually strong sense of honor when it comes to board games. That "official" dictionary seems kind of bullshit-y to me.

  13. Article bias and evny by slidersv · · Score: 1

    FTA: If 830--or any record--happens as a result of ... the pursuit of a good time, should it count? Or should records be reserved for those who have earned the right to set them, and who set them in expert fashion?
    What kind of argument is that?
    Should we award the fastest 100-m runner, or should we only award people that run really fast to work?
    He studied mercilessly words starting with F and Q, and that's where today's advantage is created - by focusing on a certain area.
    If every single one of us would study everything and did all sports, we would be poor at everything.

    He wanted a record, he got it. Stop whining.

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    1. Re:Article bias and evny by bcat24 · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. For example, I like bowling. I'm no professional, it's strictly for fun, when I have time. That said, there's a very small chance I'll bowl a perfect game someday. (Hey, it could happen to anybody.) If I did, would it be any less "real" because I'm not a competitive bowler? If the guy broke the record in a fair game, then I say more power to him.

    2. Re:Article bias and evny by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 0
      If I did, would it be any less "real" because I'm not a competitive bowler?

      Well in a sense, probably so. Chances are your lane conditions would be much more favorable than a tournament setup. The difference is enormous.

  14. Not juicing? Don't think so! by Pulzar · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    Since virtually all sports involve variable conditions, comparing one performance to another is technically imperfect. Consider the absence of black players in Babe Ruth's day, or the presence of steroids in the Barry Bonds era. On its face, the new Scrabble records seem to avoid such problems. No one's juicing in Scrabble. Points in a game are just points in a game, and Michael Cresta scored 830 of them.

    Right... but, then you look at all the new words that have been added in the latest update of the dictionary, and you have to admit that it was much harder for an old-time player to score high when he wasn't allowed to use words like ZA, ZUZ, ZAS, and ZEP!

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    1. Re:Not juicing? Don't think so! by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, at least when I've played, there's been a sort of unspoken rule: if you can't keep a straight face while claiming that a word is valid, it's not, regardless of what the dictionary says.

      "Official" or not, that two-letter word list reeks of bogosity.

    2. Re:Not juicing? Don't think so! by myster0n · · Score: 1
      if you can't keep a straight face while claiming that a word is valid, it's not, regardless of what the dictionary says.

      I'd guess that botox would count as an illegal substance at your place?
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  15. Only 100 points? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unimpressed by Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game?

    I suppose a 100-point game of Scrabble isn't too bad for a professional basketball player. Of course, I can't imagine when he would have had time to ever play scrabble with all of his other extracurricular activities...

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  16. Wow! by Megane · · Score: 3, Funny

    Holy disestablishmentarianism, Batman!

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    1. Re:Wow! by Robot+Randy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what about Antidisestablishmentarianism.

    2. Re:Wow! by Talinth · · Score: 1

      I know that word is a reference but I can't place it. I used to use the word all the time. I beg of you, to ease my brain, what is the source of that word assuming it is a pop culture reference as I suspect.

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    3. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Does that even fit on the board?!

    4. Re:Wow! by Robot+Randy · · Score: 1

      At least it isn't Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses...

    5. Re:Wow! by booch · · Score: 1

      Uh, the Wikipedia article explains the word, and references several popular culture references. If that doesn't help, Googling the word will give several more.

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  17. There's room for debate by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Scrabble is very much a tactical game; what you can do at any time is dependant on the actions of the other players. For example, you could get a much higher score than normal if you had a poor opponent who kept setting you up for easy triples,

    In this case, though, it doesn't look like that was going on. The other player had a pretty strong game himself. In the end, the comments from the 'serious' players just sound like bitterness.

    Congrats to the new champ.

    1. Re:There's room for debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to play with you. I'd win without even trying.
      Can't spell 'dependent' properly? It's 'dependent' NOT 'dependant'.

      Get it right. Cretin.

  18. Flatfish? by fatphil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "... isn't a common word."

    WTF? I've known the word since I was a kid. It's a perfectly common word in English.
    Most of the rest of the words used in competitive scrabble are just plain bullshit. I believe that when challenged, a player should have to provide a definition, _and_ it should be present in a universally accepted dictionary (e.g. Oxford Shorter, not words marked archaic etc.) . Then it would be a challenge of English language, as in the language used to communicate, vocabulary rather than of just wanky lists of clique-assembled non-words, or historical misspellings.

    FatPhil

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    1. Re:Flatfish? by krzysztof · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe that when challenged, a player should have to provide a definition, _and_ it should be present in a universally accepted dictionary (e.g. Oxford Shorter, not words marked archaic etc.)

      This wouldn't accomplish much, aside from making people memorize long lists of definitions along with long lists of words.

      The Scrabble dictionary already is a list of words found in one of several universally accepted dictionaries. That's how it was created.

    2. Re:Flatfish? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      WTF? I've known the word since I was a kid. It's a perfectly common word in English.

      They meant it isn't often played in a scrabble game.

    3. Re:Flatfish? by thelenm · · Score: 1

      WTF? I've known the word since I was a kid. It's a perfectly common word in English.
      Most of the rest of the words used in competitive scrabble are just plain bullshit.


      That's what most people say about their own particular vocabularies. Everybody knows words that are "perfectly common" in their own minds, that many people would say are "plain bullshit". In fact, flatfish is a great example. Just because you don't know a word doesn't mean it's not a word.

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  19. Fear the carpenters ! by jalet · · Score: 2, Funny

    A carpenter 2000 years ago founded the most powerful multinational company on earth, and now this !

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  20. Is he still planning to pitch game 6? by Tetrad_of_doom · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it is great that Carpenter uses his off day to play a little Scrabble and set a record, but I'd prefer he just be ready to pitch for the Cardinals against the Tigers in game 6. He shouldn't just assume that they'll clinch the series tonight.

  21. Pants Down by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    I second that, I used to have my own pool table, only once in several years of play did the boys score a "pants down". Be it scrabble records or the holy grail of "pants down", the sense of acheivement is a buzz.

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  22. The language of the Internet Rules by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 1

    Does no one else play where words like AYBABTU, ROTFLMAO , or PWNED?

  23. Why does the article mention the player's jobs? by stinkbomb · · Score: 1

    I think it's kind of ridiculous that they seem so surprised that a carpenter or a deli clerk could spell, much less set a Scrabble record.

  24. elitism much? by steak · · Score: 1

    "If 830--or any record--happens as a result of boneheaded play, tactical ignorance, or the pursuit of a good time, should it count?"

    yes it should, if the great players are so great then they should be willing to accept a challenge. if the experts want to claim the record then they should try for it, rather than dogging on amateurs for playing what they consider foolish play. in my book the only thing that should be taken into consideration in records like this; "is it clean". as long as he didn't cheat thats all that matters, those so called experts are just elitist haters. its like saying that i can't break the course record at my local muni because i'm not a member of the pga, or that i can't weigh in a world record catch because i don't belong to the igfa.

    1. Re:elitism much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get off your righteous horse ;-). many of the 'complaints' have been about the looseness of the 'official' scrabble dictionary used in the game, not in the achievement at getting 830 with those words available. He's obviously a great player, just if the oxford or webster dictionary was adhered to, he most likely would not of scored that high with words borrowed from the Spice Girls.

  25. Optimum Game? by UlfJack · · Score: 1

    It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that while the 'expert' strategy may lead to consistently high results, it doesn't necessarily lead to optimal results. The most probable words aren't necessarily the ones giving the highest scores.

    Which doesn't invalidate this record, quite the opposite. If you start playing scrabble professionally, you have to realize that a part of winning is just damn good luck.

  26. I bet by Physician · · Score: 1

    I bet he had been waiting for years to use "quixotry", a word with a Q and an X. He probably almost passed out when he finally saw the opportunity present itself.

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  27. My only bone of contention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comes from the fact that this is a competitive game and your success can hinge directly on how good or bad your opponent is.

    One can get checkmate in four moves, but it's not a measure of your own skill, but more of the lack of skill of the opponent.

    Also, in theory, if your opponent doesn't challenge your word, don't you get points for it even if it's wrong? If you lay down ZXXJVQY and your opponent has had a few too many you get the points.

    I'm sure the raw number of points would be a challenge playing it solitaire even, but still, it's a hard thing to measure when an incompetent opponent can leave you points.

  28. When Scrabble obsession goes bad... by Krokus · · Score: 1

    An interesting fictional short story about Scrabble obsession. Perhaps the dating of the story is the reason why the highest score in one turn declared in the story is less than that of the carpenter in the article.

  29. Re:Normally I wouldn't engage in... by elhaf · · Score: 1

    ...spelling-naziism, but this is a scrabble thread. Quixotry, not Quixtory.

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  30. Scrabble Without a Dictionary... by Snof · · Score: 1

    I once witnessed a game in which the validity of a word was determined by the rest of the people around. As a result, mrt (as in Mr. T) was allowed because everyone decided it was funny. I think I died a little inside that night.

    1. Re:Scrabble Without a Dictionary... by wishmechaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sometimes me and my friends play what we call Drunk Scrabble. The rules state that if you can pronounce a word, and make up a definition that sounds credible, it's valid. No real words are accepted, unless they're really funny words.

      It's not serious at all, but it's way more fun to play!

  31. I could have beaten it on the next turn.... by vistic · · Score: 1

    ...by just adding an S.

    1. Re:I could have beaten it on the next turn.... by XoXus · · Score: 1


      No, you wouldn't, because you would not get the double/triple letter/word benefits.

    2. Re:I could have beaten it on the next turn.... by vistic · · Score: 1

      I realized that but thought my little jest might be funny anyway, heh.

  32. Slightly racist comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Since virtually all sports involve variable conditions, comparing one performance to another is technically imperfect. Consider the absence of black players in Babe Ruth's day..." What the hell does the lack of "black players" have to do with Babe Ruth being an oustanding baseball player?(notice I didn't say athlete) I mean, I sort of understand what the writer was getting at, but that comment seems like an insult to Babe Ruth and African Americans.

  33. Totally O/T but kinda related by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once won a scrabble game with a great word that none of my opponents knew, so they called me on it, but we didn't have a dictionary handy.

    Fortunately, I'm an amateur radio operator, so I walked outside of the cafe we were playing in, and put out a call on the local repeater asking if anyone had a Scrabble Dictionary.

    Several seconds later, a local HAM replied, and looked up the word for us, and lo and behold, it was "legal" for Scrabble.

    I WON!

    Oh, the word was Yagi .

    It's a kind of radio antenna design (actually known as a Yagi/Uda antenna).

  34. One Scrabble expert's $.02 by jg29a · · Score: 1

    Look, guys, we're not "haters", not bloodless robots, and certainly not bitter at our own lack of success in breaking high score records. What you see in Fatsis' tone and in tournament players' comments is simply the desire to accurately spread the word about competitive Scrabble as a highly complex strategic endeavor.

    Quick: what are the best single-game performances by a baseball team ever?

    Did you think of a minor-league team scoring a ton of runs on a bunch of walks and errors? What would you think if people who knew little about the strategy of the game and the skill of teams regularly held up such a game as a great example of what professional baseball is all about? And turned away uninterested when you tried to describe some great 2-1 pennant-winning game?

    Get it?

    Personally, I've had one 700+ game (I believe 721), something that few experts have ever had, even against much weaker competition in their local clubs. I happened to get down a huge triple-triple (ALFAQUIn for 221) and a few more nicely scoring but common bingos. My opponent gave me at least four extra turns by challenging my words unsuccessfully and playing silly phonies herself. Then she played the late game in a rather sloppy manner, probably half-hoping I would break 700.

    Am I proud of this game? Well, honestly, I could point to a couple of specific good points: I'm proud that I took the extra time to find ALFAQUIN, even though I already had a solid lead and could have quickly (instinctively) played QUAI for 39 saving the blank. I'm proud that I risked challenging her phony early even though I could've played it safe with my lead. But did I do anything brilliant here? Not by my standards or those of my fellow experts, no.

    Sometimes fishing for a big play is the right move, and sometimes it's an example of brilliance. I had a tournament game where I was way behind holding ?ADELOQ. If I could get EQUALED, there was one spot hitting the Q on a triple-letter and going to the double-word, which my opponent might very well block. So I played TO for 2 points, so that the TOE hook played EQUALED in a second big spot, this one on a triple-word column. Another time, on a very closed board where I was solidly losing, I made a 1-tile fish hoping to play INTERLAYER through AYE. I was and am proud of those plays, and both were in games I eventually lost. More often, plays I'm proud of don't have to do with such a big setup, but involve things like scoring a few more points in the endgame to squeak out a win, or blocking some dangerous line for opponent that I might have easily missed, or saving some rack leave that usually isn't very good but happens to be great on the particular board.

    It may be quixotic, but all I'm hoping for right now is for a few more people to recognize that Scrabble, like chess or poker or baseball, contains brilliant decisions that aren't always the flashiest. And not to be so immediately dismissive when our experts give commentary, as I imagine you wouldn't for chess or poker or football.