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Jack Thompson vs. Mortal Kombat
Nate writes to mention the news that Jack Thompson has issued a cease and desist for the new Mortal Kombat:Armageddon title. Says Mr. Thompson: "It has today come to my attention that the newly recently Mortal Kombat: Armageddon contains an unauthorized commercial exploitation of my name, photograph, image, and likeness within the game." Thompson's likeness has appeared on websites in the game over the last few days as a result of his construction in the 'build-a-fighter' mode. His image is not actually a selectable character in the game, a fact he's chosen to skirt in his demands to Midway. If that's not enough Jack Thompson news for today, Game|Life has the video and commentary on Thompson's dressing down by the judge in the Bully case. Video courtesy of the Destructoid site.
Once you are a public figure (or 'celebrity', I guess) you give up certain privacy rights. You don't see Dubya suing SNL for using his likeness, do you?
Thompson needs to seriously get a grip.
Anyone else think the comments just weren't rendering right before they turned off ABP and saw ads?
The same thing happened with City of Heroes when people started making The Hulk and Wolverine. I would imagine that the same would apply here.
A dumb fuck if I've ever seen one.
The obligatory- "FINISH HIM!" hahah. :)
My humor is probably your flamebait
What would be the coolest fatality to perform on Thompson?
I'm a fan of Sub Zero's head spinal upper cut decapitation.
Discuss.
...he just needs to UP, UP+BACK, BACK, DOWN+HK his way for a FRIENDSHIP!!!
Kicking up a storm only serves to sell more copies of the game. Especially when the game in question is mediocre best. You know, it wouldn't surprise me if Jack Thompson was being paid by Midway to come up with this nonsense. After all, it worked for Rockstar. Manhunt and State of Emergency were both crappy games, yet sold well due in part fo the hype generated around them. And Bully, while not being completely crappy, certainly is a rental-only title and nowhere near up the standard of the GTA games. Mortal Kombat Armageddon, too, is pretty average. Even if Jack Thompson is for real, surely he can't be so stupid as to realize that he's helping sales of the games.
what sco is to linux.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
The video might have been alright if it wasn't half some-guy-driving-around-Miami.
In Repressive Burma, it's not just your connection that dies. slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=314547&cid=20819199
Dear MK Developers,
I recently purchased your violence simulator which you refer to as a game called Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. While observing the features of the game I tested out your Kreate a Kharacter option which lets you customize a character to your preferences given a wide variety of choices. Apparently I can design a character in a suit and name him Jack Thompson, which makes this game in clear violation of allowing games to design men in suits and name them after people. You are ordered to Cease and Desist production of this game immediately until my name and all variations of spellings are disallowed during designing characters in suits. This includes "Jerk Thompson" AND "Jackoff Thompson".
Lovingly,
Jack Thompson, the original man fighting lost causes
Put up a website with Jack Thompson's "likeness" and list a whole bunch of generic "kill all the lawyers" joke. That should trigger a lawsuit in a hurry. After a lawyer was killed a number of years ago in California, the state politicians wanted to outlaw "kill all the lawyers" jokes and they were really offended that people were laughing at them for suggesting such a law.
When you defeat someone in a game, you may hurt their feelings. They may feel like a loser. :( This could lead to low self esteem, feelings of worthlessness, and just plain old depression. :( :( :(
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It can be true every time you play a game against someone you risk causing them to feel bad about themselves. This is very hurtful and can manifest as real pain.
Given this, how come Jack hasn't rallied against sports playing in general? How come he hasn't taken on Tennis, or Golf?
In a related story, Jack issued another lawsuit today against the Crayola corporation after my five-year-old cousin made a crayon drawing of the devil, titled "Jack Thompson"
Thank God we have someone incompetent like Jack Thompson carrying the torch for this crusade instead of someone who actually knows what he's doing.
This is the NFL, which stands for "Not For Long" if you keep making those bulls*** calls.
I just used a 'Staedtler' felt tip pen and some 'Evolve' copier paper to create a likeness of Jack Thompson about to be crushed by a giant letter 'P' falling from a cinema sign. Watch out Staedtler and Evolve! You could be liable!
Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On A Technicality --theonion.com
Jack Thompson threw his eyeToy across the room after he realized it was trying to "capture his soul."
Is there a limit to the number of nutball lawsuits you can file? Could the video game industry sue Jack Thompson for all these frivolous lawsuits that cost money to defend?
The MK series has sucked-out-loud after Mortal Kombat 2, which was like 12, 13 years ago? I have a hard time begrudging anyone for trying to prevent further sequels, regardless of their reasons. But... I do get a chuckle from thinking of Mr. Thompson is a savagely bloody fighting game. Where can I find a screen-shot of this custom-created Jack Thompson character?
This summary is kind of haphazard, and may not be totally chronologically accurate, there may be things out of order -- I don't really feel like watching it again though.
First 5 minutes of it are spent watching some dork drive, then run into the courthouse, camera running. Thank god for fast-forward. Once inside the courthouse, he gets both Jack and Judge Friedman in the picture. Mostly Jack, whose body language is nothing short of nonchalantly defiant throughout.
Judge F, throughout, speaks very calmly, slowly, repeats himself quite a bit, indicating that this isn't the sort of game he would want his kids playing, but "that is not the test" and that the defendant would prevail on first amendment grounds.
Jack first speaks up, saying something like "am I going to be allowed to speak at this hearing?" but offers nothing, except to try to hold up a rather oversized (about 5 feet tall) sign, which we don't get to see. The judge doesn't actually say anything except "no" and Jack quickly takes the sign down, and it doesn't come back up (at the end of the video as Jack is leaving the courtroom, you can see that it has some relevant statute concerning disqualification of judges). Jack hands the bailiff a normal sized printout to hand to the judge, but no indication is given as to what it contains. One could easily assume it's the same thing as on his poster.
The judge then goes on to call Jack's behavior "inappropriate, unprofessional, and contemptible", and in his usual style, repeats himself quite a bit saying it. He mentions how Jack filed a lawsuit against the judge and attempted to use that as a reason for the judge to recuse himself, which the judge shoots down by saying that you can't simply sue a judge you don't like just to get him out of your case. While the judge is dressing Jack down for this, Jack is making a big show out of putting away his papers, like he's getting ready to leave.
Jack does get a little soliloquy in though: basically he tells the judge to his face that he "you misrepresented what was said in your chambers", and several times used the word "misrepresented" -- basically accusing Judge F. of lying. Ouch. The Judge is pretty much unfazed by this.
I saved the best for last: Judge Friedman won't hear the Motion to Show Cause, he's kicking it to another judge. The reason for this is that Judge Friedman has himself filed a complaint with the Florida Bar about Thompson's behavior.
So not only is Thompson still facing contempt charges, he's going to be up against the bar again. Last time, the FL Bar paid him off to go away, but now he's almost certainly going to face disciplinary action again, and this time, they might just decide to give him some serious payback.
Done with slashdot, done with nerds, getting a life.
Jack is such an expert on technology he threatened to sue people who emailed him responses to his comments when gamepolitics was on livejournal. ...then someone pointed out that in his livejournal account the option to get emailed every time someone responded to him was turned on and all those emails were automated because of his settings...
http://www.popularculturegaming.com -- my blog about the culture of videogame players
...As we found out with his comments about The Sims containing "full frontal nudity, including nipples, penises, labia, and pubic hair".
...that Jack Thompson spends his days a) filing lawsuits that make him look more and more batshit crazy, 2) showing us that he his grip on reality is fading quickly, and III) typing "jack thompson video game" into Google and hitting F5 every thirty seconds.
You know, as well as having times when I know we can do better, there are times when I'm just ecstatic to be living in a democracy, and of being a US citizen.
This is a time I love living in a democracy. We have an ENTIRE SYSTEM setup to relegate these nut balls to the trash heap. Sure... we'll listen to your crappy argument, your faulty logic, and your desire to control others. Sure you can file your petitions, make your legal movements and show your "evidence".
But at the end of the day, Mr. Jack Thompson... you are a tard -- pure and simple.
Add the wonderful concept of democracy to the nearly instantaneous transmission of data via the Internet, and guys like this get nowhere... they illustrate their lack of logic, respect, and composure in plain view for all to see. This guy wants to be McCarthy, but he can't even manage a Jerry Faldwell.
I love the US (and democracy in general), I'm going to go bake some apple pie!
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...but that would have presumed this asshat possesses a spine to rip out.
What did you expect from the retarded attention whores at Destructoid?
Thankfully that crummy excuse for a web site and "new gaming journalism" wasn't directly linked to.
What I want to know is: when are people going to start suing the makers of art supplies? I mean, I could go out right now -- RIGHT NOW -- get some cray-pas, and draw actual pictures of Jack Thompson. I could even sign his name, and give 'em out to friends!
to support free speech when you have fucking wackjobs like Jack Thompson and the psychos in the Westboro Baptist Church.
I still remember the days when Mortal Kombat was all about likenesses of real people.
Man, Elizabeth Malecki was hot...
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It wasn't intended as a joke. From the wikipedia article linked to earlier:
"In his depiction of Cade's rebellion in Henry VI, Part 2 is the well-known line, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." Although this is usually interpreted to be antagonistic to lawyers, others have seen that the text of the play makes clear that precisely the opposite meaning is intended. Cade seeks to cement his revolution by destroying the justice system."
Where can I find a screen-shot of this custom-created Jack Thompson character?
T(2nd)FA has a screenshot. Scroll down. He's the last character they present.
This humanoid has spent more time in the media and courts trying to suck money he doesn't deserve from game companies than any other single individual I've ever read about.
He's not a real lawyer. He's a professional thief who uses the courts as the tools of his trade.
I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
If it makes you feel any better, countries WITHOUT freespeech have much more serious problems with wackjobs -- because the wackjobs tend to be the ones controlling the speech, and no one has the right to publically contradict those wackjobs that are down with the feds.
"It has today come to my attention that the newly recently Mortal Kombat..." (Emphasis mine)
Christ, Jack, if you want to write a respectable cease and desist letter and not come off as an ignorant douche, at least proofread the dang thing...
Sendou Wave Kick!!
I think that Jack deserves Sub-Zero's fatality from MK: Deadly Alliance, wherein he rips out not just the head and spine but the entire fraggin' skeleton!
A bit corny, but oh-so-satisfying!
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