Space Telescope Catches Monster Flare
gollum123 writes, "NASA's Swift satellite has seen a giant flare explode from a nearby star. Our sun also flares when twisted magnetic field lines in the solar atmosphere suddenly snap — but this was on a far larger scale, perhaps 100 million times as strong. The energy released by the explosion on II Pegasi was equivalent to about 50 quintillion atomic bombs. If the Sun were ever to produce such an outburst, it would almost certainly cause a mass extinction on Earth. II Pegasi is a binary system 135 light-years from Earth in the constellation Pegasus. Its two stars are close, only a few stellar radii apart; as a result, tidal forces cause both stars to spin quickly, rotating in lockstep once in seven days compared to the Sun's 28-day rotation period. Fast rotation is thought to be conducive to strong stellar flares."
It's Election Day, so I get into work early, before lunch even. The phone rings. Shit!
I turn the page on the excuse sheet. "COSMIC SOLAR FLARES" stares out at me. I'd better read up on that. Two minutes later
I'm ready to answer the phone.
"Hello?" I say.
The Voting machines are messed up, We can't vote!!!
"Ah, yes. Well, there's been some cosmic solar activity this morning, it always disrupts electronics..." I say, sweet as a sugar pie.
"Huh? But I my friends could vote in Itasca County"
"Yes, that's entirely possible, cosmic solar activity is very unpredictable in it's effects. Why just a few years ago, we had some votes just dissappear from a guys total during the middle of a recount!"
It could be worse, it could be Monday.
50 quintillion atomic bombs? The pegasiuns have nukular weapons! Quickly, draw up sanctions/ignore/invade
I'mn scratching that system off of my list of possible destinations if we manage to run our current ecosystem into the ground and need to send refugees off to a replacement.
Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
What if we all ran inside real quick?
Dark Reflection
We likes pictures? Got any?
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The energy released by the explosion on II Pegasi was equivalent to about 50 quintillion atomic bombs. If the Sun were ever to produce such an outburst, it would almost certainly cause a mass extinction on Earth.
My fellow Americans, our only option is clear: We need to preemptively invade the sun.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
Isn't it nice that our tax dollars go to these awesome telescopes yet they can't show us a freaking picture.
He arranged it to distract voters, and to also at the same time energize the "Keep us safe from space aliens" vote.
Where were you when the voynix came?
Massive star and flares
"The energy released by the explosion on II Pegasi was equivalent to about 50 quintillion atomic bombs. If the Sun were ever to produce such an outburst, it would almost certainly cause a mass extinction on Earth."
This is just my unqualified, layman's opinion, but I agree.
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"My fellow Americans, our only option is clear: We need to preemptively invade the sun."
Preemptive? It's just striking back, is all. How much longer do we have to go on with them bombarding us with deadly radiation and killing us??!?!
Where were you when the voynix came?
She just wasn't happy with parting the Red Sea.
I'm sure it was news last year, though!
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Someone forget to put SG-Atlantis on the notification list?
This is a 135 year old story!
Yeah, AC is right: initially the tag was used to mark all things Microsoft; now look at Slashdot's frontpage, and it's all over the place.
Here is the NASA link to this item:n ster_flare.html
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/swift/bursts/mo
I really wish slashdot would just link the real news item instead of the crappy ones it always seems to find. There wasn't even an image on the one they linked.
50 quintillion atomic bombs
OK, so that's a lot, but are we talking 50 quintillion North Korean bombs, or 50 quintillion Really Big Cold War Nation-State Smashers? The point is, analogies like that certainly convey the notion of "A Whole Lot Of Energy," but are really not very meaningful. Not like Libraries of Congress or end-to-end hanging chads that you can really get your head around.
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From the article...
Heres some pics of solar flares.
None are the one FTA, but it probably looks like these, only shaped like some sort of a monster.
1 voice in a sea of voices
BTW if a quintillion is 10^18, it's not that much. Our Sun puts out every second about 10^11 equivalent megatons of energy 50 x 10^18 is only 50 (US) billion times as much.
Now about those TPS reports...
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
I'm surprised it took this long for a Star Gate: Atlantis comment to pop-up. I read "Pegasus" and "explosion" and *IMMEDIATELY* thought of Atlantis. Must have been Dr. MacKay blowing up half a solar system again.
What would a star do if a planet sized object ran into it?
would contain at least one picture. Heck, even an illustration would do.
Repant. Thy end is sheer.
We regret to inform you Mr. President that the invasion plans will have to be put on hold as we are experiencing extreme development problems with the fleet of coal powered inter planetary invasion shuttles Defense Secretary Rumsfeld insisted we develop to carry the invasion force. We would furthermore like to reiterate our previous advice that persuade Mr. Rumsfeld to consider the use of a more conventional power source.
Respectfully
NASA
Only to idiots, are orders laws.
-- Henning von Tresckow
For those of you that like music that teaches science, here's on about the Swift satellite (the satellite that detected the flare discussed in the article). You can listen to the lyrics here and the lyrics are posted here. AstroCappella is the group that recorded this; they have several rather interesting songs available.
Do they mean -
1. It would have caused mass extinction for sure
or
2. It would have caused mass extinction, if the solar flare was pointing to the earth ?
My point being, the flare is directional. If it was not pointing to earth and still could have caused extinction, then it could mean that a much less powerful flare can cause extinction in earth, if it is pointing straight to earth.
I was unable to understand from the article, i.e. why the question.
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I read that as Space Telescope Monster Catches Fire. Too early in the morning for that kinda headline.
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STAN
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JOANNA
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STAN
What do you think of a person who only does the bare minimum?
JOANNA
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STAN
Well, I thought I remember you saying you wanted to express yourself.
JOANNA
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09:F9:11:02 - 9D:74:E3:5B - D8:41:56:C5 - 63:56:88:C0
...imagine a beowolf cluster of these!
Practically everything you see in the sky is nuclear fallout.
Come to think of it, the same is true during daytime.
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Informative? I hope to god I find that guy in meta. Meta-moderation needs a "nominate for public humiliation" button.
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Little Boy, the first atomic bomb (dropped on Hiroshima), was about 15 kilotons. Using that, one would get 3.75e19 kilograms of matter, or about 1/2000th of our moon.
On the other hand, if you use a 10 megaton device as an example, you get 2.5e21 kilograms of matter. That's roughly 1/30th of our moon.
Now, if you use a 1 gigaton device, instead, you'd get 2.5e23, which would be 3.4 moons worth of matter.
Finally, of course, you could just go with "BOOM!"
You are right; Swift does detect in the optical bands as well. (list of instruments on Swift) I guess it would have been better stated if I had said that Swift is not designed to use optical for finding these types of events. Gamma and x-ray tell us more about flares at this distance than visual data does. I suppose any of these frequencies could be overlayed in an x-y coordinate system to show intensity increases in a physical region, but as you pointed out, at this distance that would not be very interesting to look at. More information would be gained by looking at peaks on frequency graphs.
If the sun starts spinning about 4 times faster, it may provoke a solar flare that will kill us all?
Won't anything that gets the sun spinning like a top, oh... KILL US FIRST?
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I'm glad I'm not the only person to have noticed this recently. Every singly story is a trap apparently.
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It's not whether you're paranoid, it's whether you're paranoid enough . Basically everything commercial is a trap. Everything political is a trap. Why? Because it works, and therefore anyone who's not trying to trap you into something every five minutes is probably going to be less successful.
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My god. How long will we have to wait to see how Major Shepard caused this on SG:Atlantis? This has got to be the best thing for the conspiracy theorists in weeks...
That's not a solar flare, it was a black monolith using zero-point energy to smite one of it's failed experiments on creating intelligence.
If it bothers you, as it does me, you should tag with !itsatrap to counter it.
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You mean something like this?
This space unintentionally left blank.
They won't pay up, someone already tried that 2000 over years ago and evidently resetted earth.
ohh... God.
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If for whatever reason it has been removed see here. I wonder how long that's been up?
I'm sick and tired of these astronomy stories that don't show a picture of the phenomena in question. What gives?
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You did notice this is over a hundred light years away right?
You want a nice, pretty, picture from 135 light years away?
May I remind you of the very best photo we have of Pluto:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Pluto.jpg
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So maybe this is what happend to the dino's, no meteor or anything, just a very big solar-flare..! This would explain why some died in very large numbers suddenly (initial exposure) and others dying a little more slowly (couple of days/weeks/months) because of the radiation.
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It is here!
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For sure they won't ever become so stupid. [VR-1988]
I see your point. BUT, they did brag about "seeing" it, didn't they? Couldn't they have at least drawn up a diagram? Plus, they also bragged about "seeing" it with their new super-telescope. Wouldn't they want to share what they saw?
I guess I was just disappointed as I was ready to see a cool picture based on the article description.
Repant. Thy end is sheer.
when twisted magnetic field lines in the solar atmosphere suddenly snap
What next? Met office guy: - "Damn, I just broke an isobar!"
Less hyperbole and more science, please.
Sounds like someone from StarDestroyer.net arguing why Boba Fett's ship R2 and C-3PO's escape pod could whip the ass of the Enterprise E. Except for not ending it with ", fool!"
(-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
What is the dividing line between a large flare explosion and small nova explosion?
Spin huge masses around each other at high speed, then marvel at the fact that shit gets flung off regularly. I think if this is news, Astronomers are dumber than I thought they were. What exactly are they hoping to learn from this that they couldn't simulate in a standard centrifuge?
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