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Mystery of Ancient Calculator Finally Cracked

jcaruso writes, "It's been more than 100 years since the discovery of the 2,000-year-old Antikythera Mechanism, but researchers are only now figuring out how it works." From the article: "Since its discovery in 1902, the Antikythera Mechanism — with its intricate and baffling system of about 30 geared wheels — has been an enigma... During the last 50 years, researchers have identified various astronomical and calendar functions, including gears that mimic the movement of the sun and moon. But it has taken some of the most advanced technology of the 21st century to decipher during the past year the most advanced technology of the 1st century B.C."

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  1. The question on everyones lips... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did it run Linux?

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    1. Re:The question on everyones lips... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those!

    2. Re:The question on everyones lips... by edwardpickman · · Score: 5, Funny
      Did it run Linux?

      It was designed by the famous Roman programmer Linicus Torivicus.

    3. Re:The question on everyones lips... by s20451 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those!

      Somewhat hard, given that it predates Beowulf by at least 600 years.

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    4. Re:The question on everyones lips... by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      No one knows. Driver issues. Blame the manufacturer.

      KFG

    5. Re:The question on everyones lips... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Correct. Back then, they were called Hydra clusters, for obvious reasons.

    6. Re:The question on everyones lips... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I find amazing about scientists is their dedication to discover and understand the past.

      If the big business (Sony/MS/Real *and* Apple) get their way all these little plastic discs and memory stones will just be pretty ornaments to our descendants.
      There will be no way to decode the data stored within.

      We will become a black hole in history (no goatse refs).

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    7. Re:The question on everyones lips... by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Age of Information Dark Ages. We live at the dawn of an oxymoron. Yay us!

      I can just see 'em sittin' around saying "We don't know WTF they were thinking, because we don't know WTF they were thinking"

      You take F451, I'll take Time Enough For Love. We can pool camping gear.

      KFG

    8. Re:The question on everyones lips... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      it runs NetBSD silly!

    9. Re:The question on everyones lips... by theeddie55 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Linux? No, it ran windows, that's why it's taken so much time to try to figure it out.

    10. Re:The question on everyones lips... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
      Did it run Linux?

      The Antikythera mechanism is *not* user friendly, and until it is Antikythera will stay with >1% marketshare.

      Take installation. Antikythera zealots are now saying "oh installing is so easy, just do hammer-dowel install package, or hit package": Yes, because hitting with "hammer" makes so much more sense to new users than double-whipping a slave that does "setups".

      Antikythera zealots are far too forgiving when judging the difficultly of Antikythera configuration issues and far too harsh when judging the difficulty of slave storage issues. Example comments:

      User: "How do I get Quake 0.03 to run in Antikythera?" Zealot: "Oh that's easy! If you have Redtoga, you have to smelt quake_3_rh_8_i686_010203_glibc.tin, then do chmod +x with a file.....

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    11. Re:The question on everyones lips... by thc69 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Saying that something runs NetBSD is approximately equivalent to saying that something exists.

      Doesn't this run NetBSD too?

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    12. Re:The question on everyones lips... by Per+Wigren · · Score: 2, Funny

      By that definition G5 Macs don't exist...

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    13. Re:The question on everyones lips... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      'Linus' is already a Roman name - from the Greek 'Linos'. According to many theologians, the second Pope was one Saint Linus.

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  2. Physical Perl by LearnToSpell · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remember folks, always document your calculators.

    1. Re:Physical Perl by Thornae · · Score: 5, Informative

      Remember folks, always document your calculators

      They did.
      From the article:
      '... X-rays exposed writing on surfaces mashed together in the Mechanism, and never before seen... He declines to be specific about what the writing says. "But it was basically an instruction manual on using the mechanism, and what its purpose was," he says.'

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    2. Re:Physical Perl by LearnToSpell · · Score: 5, Funny

      Remember folks, always read the article.

    3. Re:Physical Perl by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a Cookbook !!!!

      Ummmmmm..... nevermind.....

    4. Re:Physical Perl by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "All the runes that you will find were written by the ancient giants of Gorfland. They are no use to you since most are simply cooking recipies" -- what game was that from?

      Actually there is still some controversy regarding one of the oldest cookbooks ever found. There is a recipe which was once thought to be for flapjacks. However, another school of thought states that it is in fact a shortbread recipe. The debate is over the meaning of a phrase which was translated as "crushed grains". The original discoverers believed that this referred to rolled oats and when the recipe was carried out the result was indeed a passable flapjack. However, on another inspection it has been discovered that if flour is used for the "crushed grains" in the recipe, then a delicious shortbread results.

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    5. Re:Physical Perl by Macthorpe · · Score: 2, Funny

      In other news, the EU fined the creators of the Antikythera Mechanism several hundred million euros today.

      A spokesman stated "You can't program it. It's taken people 50 years to find out how it works. They had a monopoly on ancient calculating mechanisms and there was no documentation, so without proper interoperability we cannot morally allow them to continue anciently calculating in the European market without some form of punishment."

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    6. Re:Physical Perl by Compaq_Hater · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was just thinking the same thing :), I loved that Episode of the Twilight Zone ("to serve man").

      CH

  3. Just imagine... by Mish · · Score: 5, Funny

    But it has taken some of the most advanced technology of the 21st century to decipher during the past year the most advanced technology of the 1st century B.C."Maybe in 2000 years we'll have the technology to decode that sentence!

  4. Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't throw out the instructions; archaeologists from the 40th century might need them.

    On the serious side, though... How much of our stuff will be unusable only 200 years from now?

    1. Re:Just goes to show... by Stormwatch · · Score: 3, Funny
      How much of our stuff will be unusable only 200 years from now?
      And even if anything still works, you can count on a Microsoft ad campaign to make you feel like a dinosaur for not upgrading to the latest version.
    2. Re:Just goes to show... by Suzuran · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As part of the Project Apollo research effort, I can tell you that the Apollo spacecraft (Which is arguably one of mankind's greatest achievements) didn't even make it 50 years - Even now, with the spacecraft still intact and the crew still alive, we are having to undertake a large reverse-engineering project with limited documentation to recreate the operation of the spacecraft.

    3. Re:Just goes to show... by wkk2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Root cause of the problem: Since the equipment was out sourced to a contractor, NASA never obtained all the details or tooling. The contractors were under no obligation to retain the tooling necessary to make additional units. I suspect that someone said "we need space" and everything was sent to a landfill.

    4. Re:Just goes to show... by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure, it was all shot in a studio. What you don't know is that the studio it was shot in was ON THE MOON!

    5. Re:Just goes to show... by m_frankie_h · · Score: 4, Funny

      The whole idea of faking a moonwalk is absurd. This theory is intended to cover a much larger hoax --- that of America.

      There is, as any reasonable man can see, no american continent, the whole Columbus affair was a hoax, organized by the Portuguese government to cover up the fact that they are ruling the world.

      I am sure you can appreciate the ingenuity of inventing a conspiracy theory to cover up a much more important conspiracy.

  5. slownewsday by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Absolutely nothing new in this article, except that the latest team are going to be releasing their findings soon. Basically, it's a page filler, some entertainment, not news at all.

    Really, we need a new word, for news which isn't functional information, but just amusing/entertaining.

    I wish they'd bloody well get round to publishing the full translation of the text, though!

    1. Re:slownewsday by Cadallin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I was really disappointed. I've heard about this device before, and more detailed specifics about it would be very interesting, but this article is just a fluff piece.

    2. Re:slownewsday by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The entire story in a nutshell:

      "No comment."

      Film next week.

      Really, we need a new word, for news which isn't functional information, but just amusing/entertaining.

      "Rupert."

      KFG

    3. Re:slownewsday by kfg · · Score: 2

      Usage:

      "Hey, ja see the rupert about Spears in the Post the other day?"

      And the mind implodes into a psychic black hole of noninformation about nothing from nowhere.

      Welcome to the future. Here's your drool cup.

      KFG

    4. Re:slownewsday by v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't you just love it when someone posts an article that basically say "hey we have something really interesting to tell you but we're not telling."? Usually being a tease is considered mean.

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    5. Re:slownewsday by Ravatar · · Score: 2, Funny

      The term you're looking for is "Digg".

    6. Re:slownewsday by Random+Data · · Score: 4, Funny
      Really, we need a new word, for news which isn't functional information, but just amusing/entertaining.


      Fox News?

  6. Beowulf cluster by PsyQo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some archeologists suggest that the people who used this calculator, actually tried to build a Beowulf cluster out of these, but were unable to because Beowulf wasn't born yet.

    1. Re:Beowulf cluster by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just makes me think. If it's this hard to figure out what a geared mechanism does, how hard is it going to be for a hypethetical future generation discovering a computer to figure out what the heck it was for?

      If we all get wiped out by a comet or something and humanity has to start from scratch would we eventually end up using silicon? Or would we come up with a biological solution (like the human brain)? It's cool to think about.

      Maybe we've already dug up things that are more advanced than what we have but we're too primitive to recoginize what it is.

  7. And the clock stopped... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...thus, by tracking back to which epicycles were extant in the cosmos at that time, we were able to pinpoint the moment of the crime (a piracy, perhaps?).

    Actually this story is a little old, people have had the Antikythera device scoped out for a couple of years now. It's a sort of geared astrolabe using an epicyclic model (an astronomical paradigm adopted in Ptolomy's ptime) and the parts inside the corroded find were derived by some good ol'fashioned NMI scanning.

    An astrolabe is basically a clock -- an analogue computer that correlates time, star position and latitude. Look 'em up -- they're beautiful instruments and very logically constructed. Each point indicates a star, the off-centre circles (al'mucanthers) are the projections of the celestial latitudes from the polar axis (think of a bunch of hoops on one spindle of a Tower of Hanoi model, then crank the spindle off the perpendicular by a few degrees, to give you an idea of the projection. Light source on top, your shadow rings are the al'mucanthers). Move the star pointer to one of those circles, then read the index off the rim of the device (the Mater). Because of their simplicity and elegance (the mathematical model, not the construction!) they were used up until Columbus' time. If the Antikythera device had been a better predictor, we might well have seen more of them. And a lot more gears. The only thing we still use from the development of the astrolabe today is the flat head screw, seen on one model in 1565.

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    1. Re:And the clock stopped... by Cimon+Avaro · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually this story is a little old, people have had the Antikythera device scoped out for a couple of years now. It's a sort of geared astrolabe using an epicyclic model (an astronomical paradigm adopted in Ptolomy's ptime) and the parts inside the corroded find were derived by some good ol'fashioned NMI scanning.
      I think you misread the article. It didn't say they used an epicyclic model but an epicyclic mechanism (instead of differential gearing). That is, they weren't specifically using an epicyclic mathematic model of stellar movements. What the story claims is that the physical mechanics of the machine worked like those spirograph things you get in cereal boxes, rather than the clockwork mechanisms we are all so familiar with.
  8. Stargate plug by ultracool · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should have given it to SG1. Dr. Jackson would have figured it out in no time, and they would have used to save the Earth from a far more technologically advanced enemy.

  9. No, just an EULA by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree not to leave this thing lying around for people to discover in 2000 years time. I agree not to reverse engineer this device......

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  10. Re:Nice! ... by DogFacedJo · · Score: 3, Informative

    >> ... is there enough information to reverse engineer it?

        There is. The article gets to the point at the very end, and frustratingly turns out to be hype for the upcoming release of what it does. The point is that they found significantly more text (than had been previously found) by using x-ray tomography to show slices of its internals. The text they found included the manual which was conveniently written in greek.
        Apparently it turns out that the previous attempts to reverse engineer what it does were somewhat off.

        I agree with the above poster: it is not really news yet - they are merely about to present their results. Hate. Hype.

  11. Just Goes to Show by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2, Funny

    This just goes to show why documentation is so important. Kids, when you want your CoolWare 1.3.37 still to be in use 2000 years from now...document it!

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  12. Re:Nice! ... by slashbob22 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not a chance! Let me remind you of a little thing called the BC-CA. The BCCA is the predecessor of the DMCA, and if you think the DMCA is draconian - the BCCA prescribed death for every violation.

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  13. wikipedia by laggist · · Score: 5, Informative

    heh.. lots of nice pics and write-up here

  14. Re:stupid by djupedal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Big deal - I know a couple guys, in the PRC, that could reverse engineer this thing and have working copies, with instructions in 12 languages, for sale on street before dusk...

  15. Relative Difficulty by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But it has taken some of the most advanced technology of the 21st century to decipher during the past year the most advanced technology of the 1st century B.C.

    To pull out the old quote, "It is twice as difficult to debug a program as to write it. Therefore, if you put all of your creativity and effort into writing the program, you are not smart enough to debug it."

    Without any information even about what it's supposed to do, beyond being a series of gears, without knowing if it's even a fragment of a larger whole - or even knowing if it actually worked for the intended process (or was the ancient equivalent of a buggy program), that makes for quite a challenge.

    I'm guessing, in the future, a massively advanced civilization that came across the ones and zeroes of Internet Explorer, without the O.S., without info about HTTP, without Windows or a computer based off that comical silicon technology they've only found fragments of, they wouldn't be able to figure it out either.

  16. Like the Mormons' tablets... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "He declines to be specific about what the writing says."

    WTF ... so they figure all this out, and then they keep the writing secret? What's up with that.

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    1. Re:Like the Mormons' tablets... by Petrushka · · Score: 5, Interesting
      they keep the writing secret? What's up with that.

      Because it's kind of hard to read, even if you know Greek. Quite a lot of work needs to be done to get the text transcribed fully, even if parts of it are easy to read. Have you looked at the third image in the slide show? Could you make an accurate transcription of the text shown?

      FWIW, I can read Greek, but all I can make out is some references to a "square showing a given" something, some numbers, and something about moving some bits of the mechanism but not others. The third line's got some words in it but I can't fit them together without context.

    2. Re:Like the Mormons' tablets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's perfectly easy to understand. There are two possibilities.

      1. There's writing on it, but it can't be read with certainty. Instead of making guesses to its contents, the researchers are leaving their speculation to its purpose, which can be more easily deduced. This can be because of:

      1a. They actually can't read enough of it to gather the content of the message. (i.e. "Turn the ... as the wheel ... place the ... will appear at ... Made in Mexico")

      1b. They have a translation of some sort, but aren't sure that it is correct, and are waiting for confirmation.

      2. The researchers made the annoucement subject to a non-disclosure agreement. These agreements are fairly common when making announcements prior to the publication of an academic article. You can make you're annoucement of your findings, but can give specifics about your findings until the article has been published. Just wait until the article is published, and then read the translation yourself.

    3. Re:Like the Mormons' tablets... by NoMaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      WTF ... so they figure all this out, and then they keep the writing secret? What's up with that.
      Because the bit they have recovered and translated so far reads "Disassembly or reverse-engineering for any purpose (including, but not limited to, for the purposes of interoperability or future compatibility) is prohibited by this licence".

      Basically, they've found the EULA. They're worried the BSA will sue them under the PMCA (Pre-Millenium Copyright Act)...

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    4. Re:Like the Mormons' tablets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "square showing a given"

      So you can read greek can you ? Hardly. It says "Insert coin here".

    5. Re:Like the Mormons' tablets... by eraserewind · · Score: 2, Funny
      but all I can make out is some references to a "square showing a given" something, some numbers, and something about moving some bits of the mechanism but not others.
      That's what it's meant to say! Some ancient maintenance engineer's guarantee of a job for life.
  17. Getting less important by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Abacus: millions still in use today.

    Slide rules: very few still in use today, but they were very important from 1620's (when they were invented) until the 1970/1980s -- 350 years.

    Now, a calculator older than 5 years is a historical curiosity (although I still use a 15-year old calculator on a day-to-day basis).

    What we're seeing is a shortened lifetime for calculators, software, etc. which probably makes documentation less important (excpet for historical curiosity). You would not realisticly expect any software / device you design now to be in use 350 or 2000 years from now.

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    1. Re:Getting less important by xQx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and that's exactly the excuse we're going to hear over and over in 7,994 years when billions of man-hours are being spent on fixing the Y10K bug.

    2. Re:Getting less important by triffid_98 · · Score: 2, Funny
      You forgot to say "unless it was written in COBOL".

      You would not realisticly expect any software / device you design now to be in use 350 or 2000 years from now
      .
  18. Heliocentric as well ... by pbhj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I find it amusing.

    This is a heliocentric astrolabe style device from about 80BC; an advance from geocentric designs. Yet most people on /. appear to espouse the view that everyone before the middle-ages thought the earth was flat. Now granted - the rotation of planets around a common star doesn't necessarily imply the understanding of rotation of a non-flat planet but as soon as you consider other planets rising and setting you're going to start getting some major clues ... really, we've not developed that much.

    I guess at 1:43am I'm easily amused!

    1. Re:Heliocentric as well ... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yep, there are many people who were taught that "Columbus proved the Earth was round", however this guy worked out it's circumference about 2000yrs before Columbus was born. You'd think all the ancient art depicting the god Atlas carrying a globe would have given the Pope a fucking clue! Perhaps this means that by the year 3500 the church will have accepted evolution.

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    2. Re:Heliocentric as well ... by Rostin · · Score: 3, Informative

      You'd think all the ancient art depicting the god Atlas carrying a globe would have given the Pope a fucking clue!

      Huh? Which pope and incident are you referring to? If you are thinking of Galileo, that wasn't about the shape of the earth, it was loosely about heliocentrism. I say "loosely" because if you do a little research, you'll discover that the popularly accepted version of the story has been highly exaggerated and simplifed to force it into the "religion vs science" mold.

      Perhaps this means that by the year 3500 the church will have accepted evolution.

      Maybe you should read this.

    3. Re:Heliocentric as well ... by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Damm it, what a screw-up! I already knew from reading Galileo's biography that basically he got in trouble with the pope because the pope interpreted his book as a personal insult, and yet I still managed to paraphrase the "religious dogma" story I was taught ~40yrs ago! Worst still I got the subject matter completely wrong. I also accept that only a fringe element of the church still doubt evolution.

      In short, I stand corrected on both the pope and the evolution comment, and am willing to serve as an example of just how powerfull myths can be.

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  19. Evil Technology by SinGunner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doesn't this thing remind anyone of the countless ancient artifacts we've seen in movies that are expressly designed to summon some evil force (the devil, elder gods, pokemon, etc.) to the Earth to destroy or enslave mankind forever? Should we really be playing around with this thing?

  20. Link to Working Unit by EEPROMS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pictures and Images to a working unit can be found here

  21. Everything is under control by The_Dougster · · Score: 3, Funny

    The reports of strange lights emanating from the lab were merely energy discharges from the material under the effects of the x-ray analysis, which is quite normal actually. Unfounded rumors of strange demonic figures running amok in the complex were likewise nothing more than a mischievous prank by a few of the overworked scientists who took a joke a bit too far. The security forces stationed around the building are merely there to keep pesky reporters from spoiling next-week's release. Any sounds which appear to be gunfire are simply sonic gas bubbles popping from out of the high tech equipment. So everything is completely under control, no need to worry.

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  22. Re:The lesson? by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Informative

    Properly document your hardware!

          They did, only no one could overstand the joyful tongueage it was scribated in. Press green button marked RED to activating your unit and with disdain you must...

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  23. Most Advanced? by JoeCommodore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...most advanced technology of the 1st century B.C.

    Given that we know only as much about such ancient times by the encrusted ruins we find, how do we know that this was thier most advanced?? Ive read about the roman factories recently that gives me the impression we really don't know much more than what most og us have seen in Spartacus.

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    1. Re:Most Advanced? by NoMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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    2. Re:Most Advanced? by freedom_india · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

      Democracy, structured standing armed forces kept separate from citizens, the concepts of Senate, Rule of law (although it favored citizens than slaves), engineering (they made bridge engineers stand under the bridges they built when soldiers were crossing to make sure it withstood them), navy, Predecessor to English, the court system, the Police (why do you think we call them cops now).

      If we lived under a Roman Republic now, am sure we would built bases on Moon and colonized Mars instead of struggling in Iraq.

      oh and osama would never have had b*lls to attack, knowing well he would hung by his....

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  24. Apparently... by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...they were the ancestors of C programmers, as it was indeed documented but only in obscure comments embedded in the code.

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  25. Somewhat hard, but not impossible by Wolfier · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Understand how this works
    2. Write an emulator for it
    3. Think of ways to parallelize
    4. Try it out in software
    5. If it works, build all the hardware

    Tada, here you go, a loosely-defined "cluster". :)

    1. Re:Somewhat hard, but not impossible by abradsn · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot...

      6. ????
      7. Profit!

  26. Re:Printable one-page version by stormpunk · · Score: 3, Informative

    I love moderators who blindly moderate informative. The site passes several hidden fields to the x.cgi script. Here is a working URL. http://www.networkworld.com/cgi-bin/mailto/x.cgi?p agetosend=/export/home/httpd/htdocs/news/2006/1127 06-antikythera-slides.html

  27. already had it figured out by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 4, Funny

    BESURETODRINKYOUROVALTINE

  28. Netcraft Confirms It... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    Netcraft confirms it... Antikythera Mechanisms are dying!

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  29. Re:Nice! ... by dido · · Score: 2, Funny

    And penned by no less than the great Greek legislator himself!

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  30. I wonder ... by multimediavt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... had the Library of Alexandria not been sacked, would we still have the instruction booklet for this thingy?