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What's Hidden Under Greenland's Ice?

Roland Piquepaille writes "Ice has covered Greenland for millions of years. So what's hidden under this ice cap? Mountains and valleys? Rivers and lakes? Of course, we might know it sooner than we would have liked if the ice covering Greenland continues to melt. But researchers from Ohio State University have decided that they wanted to know it next year and have developed a radar to reveal views of land beneath polar ice. Their first tests of this new radar, which helps them to catch 3-D images of the ground under the ice, took place in May 2006. The next images will be shot in April 2007. Here are some images of the new GISMO device and what it can do."

246 comments

  1. Aliens! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lots of nasty body popping evil dog maiming spider infesting damned aliens.

    Would you close the damned door so they don't get in.

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    1. Re:Aliens! by edwardpickman · · Score: 1
      Would you close the damned door so they don't get in.

      That should work, worked for M. Night.

    2. Re:Aliens! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      It'll be like killer belly button lint left over from creation. The devil wouldn't touch that stuff.

  2. Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'd say that iPods are hidden underneath the ice and Roland's blog has much to say about it and he's getting $0.01 per page hit.

    TDz.
    (captcha is "decoys"...I love coincidences)

    1. Re:Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by thomasdz · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Roland Piquepaille is hidden underneath Greenland? And his posts to Slashdot are a hidden cry for help.

      Or, perhaps the Ayles Ice Shelf, which snapped off the coast of Baffin Island has run off to hide underneath Greenland's ice sheet?

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    2. Re:Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Greenland will send Roland some free ice-cubes... well it's not a laptop, but he can put them in his lap.

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    3. Re:Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by middlemen · · Score: 1, Funny

      or since this is Slashdot, most of the people will not even bother reading the article thus reducing Roland's cash in totality...

    4. Re:Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by AltGrendel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well actually, this is probably where Atari buried all those "ET" game cartridges.

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    5. Re:Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      and he's getting $0.01 per page hit.
      $.01 or .01 cents?

    6. Re:Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Roland is reverting to his old ways of putting his own ZDNet blog, undisclosed, as if it were a primary link, when all it contains are photos he's filched from the original source.

    7. Re:Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by Yubastard · · Score: 1

      jajaja lol :)

    8. Re:Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by SilentOneNCW · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was in New Mexico. Near Las Cruces, in fact. How do I know? I've been there! ... Hell, you're probably just making a joke. But damnitall, let the facts be known!

    9. Re:Since this is a Roland P. Slashdot story by rbochan · · Score: 1

      iPods... with nanotechnology!

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  3. Totally required by andy314159pi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jimmy Hoffa.

  4. I thought everyone knew.. by frieza79 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lambeau Field

    1. Re:I thought everyone knew.. by thomasdz · · Score: 1

      FYI: (I had to google it), Lambeau Field is the home stadium of the NFL's Green Bay Packers.

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    2. Re:I thought everyone knew.. by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      No, that isn't it. Lambeau isn't buried under ice -- it just seems that way. It's really just a "Frozen Tundra".

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    3. Re:I thought everyone knew.. by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia documentation of the frozen tundra bit.

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    4. Re:I thought everyone knew.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI- (I had to google it), you are an idiot

  5. Underneath sovereign territory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it's oil, Greenland better brace for the invasion.

    1. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by rbanffy · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a well known fact Greenland is not only harboring terrorists under the ice cap, but also developing nuclear weapons and other means of mass-destructions. They are also suspect of being major factors in the climate change.

      They must be invaded so the threat can be neutralized.

    2. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by slughead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Underneath sovereign territory ... If it's oil, Greenland better brace for the invasion.

      Currently modded "insightful"

      Does that mean that insightful is the label we give to 'lame jokes' now?

      Well.. not interesting, not underrated, and not funny, I guess there's not much left.

    3. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      As an American, I know that is totally not true, but Greenland has been giving me some dirty looks lately so just to be on the safe side we should invade it.

    4. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All anyone has to do to conquer Greenland is to claim it, and all Greenland can do is say "oh... damn!" 'cause they don't got an army worth shit.

    5. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by VON-MAN · · Score: 1

      What do you expect, it's a Roland P. story with a mention of global warming. That seems to turn the most sane /.ers into raving trolls.

    6. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Of course. This possibility is already discussed, and Greenland wants to declare independence if they find oil and keep the profits for themselves. Denmark having sponsored Greenland, and kept the country out of deep poverty for a century, wants to keep Greenland as part of the danish common wealth and take a small share of possible the oil profit.

      Besides Greenland makes it possible to do some more interesting foreign politics (see Hans Island).

    7. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by Psychotic_Wrath · · Score: 0

      Greenland is owned by Denmark

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    8. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      No, the only reason to invade and kill hundreds of thousands of people is to spread freedom and democracy. There is no better cause.

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    9. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Does Greenland have hundreds of thousands of people? Or will we end up spreading freedom and democracy to polar bears, seals, and walruses?

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    10. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      heh heh. Well certainly the polar bears are dieing if that counts . . .

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    11. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true American.

    12. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by Melllvar · · Score: 1

      Sure, y'all are laughing now, but ... if we've already gone all Dr. Strangelove on 'em once, we can sure as heck do it again!

    13. Re:Underneath sovereign territory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? Are you saying there is OIL in greenland?

  6. Nice. Now if only... by MacDork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now if only the ice were getting thinner in Greenland, we'd have something to worry about. Unfortunately for you global warming scaremongers, that isn't the case. It seems the ice has been getting thicker in Greenland over the past decade or so.

  7. Just for the record... by SaDan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I do not want to hear about global warming as the cause of all the melting ice in Greenland if we're going over there and effectively microwaving the place to get pretty pictures of what's underneath.

    1. Re:Just for the record... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the surveying will cause the entire ice sheet to melt. All of it. Its science.

    2. Re:Just for the record... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll stick our heads into the sand
      Just pretend that all is grand
      Then hope that everything turns out ok.

  8. Ehm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    shouldn't any mountain ranges be pretty well worn down by now? Scandinavia doesn't have any huge mountains due to the ice ages, so I'd imagine that the same goes for Greenland.

    1. Re:Ehm by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      Depends how much the ice has moved. Glacial movements wear down mountains; Scandinavia doesn't have much in the way of mountains because glaciers have grown and shrunk back and forth over it a lot.

      Glaciers have covered Greenland for a long time. Sheer pressure of weight won't wear down mountains at all.

      Look at Antarctica - it's got several mountain ranges of decent size (3k+ - going up to 4897m at Mt Vinson - that's higher than any mountain in the Alps or the Rockies)

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    2. Re:Ehm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't traveled enough. Glaciated mountains are often sharp. Go to Banff someday, and you'll see.

  9. Iceland? by andy314159pi · · Score: 0, Redundant
    What's Hidden Under Greenland's Ice?

    The real question is what is under Iceland's green?
    1. Re:Iceland? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
      The real question is what is under Iceland's green?
      The world biggest volcanic-powered grow-op?
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    2. Re:Iceland? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

      That reminds me of a joke:

      Q: What's in CmdrTaco's brown?

      A: Zonk's white!

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  10. Re:THE Ohio State University by Mancat · · Score: 1

    Then why isn't it tosu.edu?

    Or why does the web site say "Welcome to Ohio State" in its title?

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  11. What I think would be cool under Greenland by Jon+Luckey · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This:

    The effect was that of a Cyclopean city of no architecture known to man or to human imagination, with vast aggregations of night-black masonry embodying monstrous perversions of geometrical laws. There were truncated cones, sometimes terraced or fluted, surmounted by tall cylindrical shafts here and there bulbously enlarged and often capped with tiers of thinnish scalloped disks; and strange beetling, table-like constructions suggesting piles of multitudinous rectangular slabs or circular plates or five-pointed stars with each one overlapping the one beneath. There were composite cones and pyramids either alone or surmounting cylinders or cubes or flatter truncated cones and pyramids, and occasional needle-like spires in curious clusters of five. All of these febrile structures seemed knit together by tubular bridges crossing from one to the other at various dizzy heights, and the implied scale of the whole was terrifying and oppressive in its sheer gigantism. The general type of mirage was not unlike some of the wilder forms observed and drawn by the arctic whaler Scoresby in 1820, but at this time and place, with those dark, unknown mountain peaks soaring stupendously ahead, that anomalous elder-world discovery in our minds, and the pall of probable disaster enveloping the greater part of our expedition, we all seemed to find in it a taint of latent malignity and infinitely evil portent.


    Likely? No... but if it happened it might make certian people reconsider that greenhouse gas/climate change tradeoff issue. :)
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    1. Re:What I think would be cool under Greenland by exKingZog · · Score: 1

      Damn, beat me to it...

      Hmm, I wonder if the Elder Ones patented Shoggoth technology?

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  12. Book? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a book about this?

    http://www.amazon.com/Deception-Point-Dan-Brown/dp /0671027387

    Oh wait, that was the North Pole. My bad!

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    1. Re:Book? by nxtr · · Score: 1

      How awkward of you to make such a mistake, especially considering that you made a suggestion in the subject field, admit to making a mistake in the field that follows and still proceed to make the post.

  13. Simple by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 1

    What's hidden under Greenland's ice? Simple. Shuggoths. Lots and lots of Shuggoths.

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    1. Re:Simple by east+coast · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't tell the unwitting fools! I need them to further the cause.

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    2. Re:Simple by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 1
      Don't tell the unwitting fools! I need them to further the cause.
      Sorry, Master! Forgive me! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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  14. Obviously... by SoapBox17 · · Score: 0

    Atlantis. The real question is, does it have a star gate?

    1. Re:Obviously... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I ran down the ZPM powering all my portable electronics for the last few years. My bad.

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    2. Re:Obviously... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      So how you intend to power up the Stargate to get back to the Pegasus Galaxy???

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  15. Real Estate by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Real Estate. I thought Greenland was owned by Denmark, but apparently it's autonomous now. AFAIK, nobody has surveyed the land, and even if the ice melted today it would probably be a nasty unstable place for a while, but you know some Lex Luthor type has to be smacking his lips at the prospect of an ice sheet collapse and a temperate polar climate.

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    1. Re:Real Estate by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...And judging from the Mercator projection map that I had on my wall as a kid, it's LOTS of real estate. It looks like more than the entire continental USA, maybe more than all of South America. Probably it's even much bigger than that, but it's hard to tell because they cut the top off Greenland at the edge of the map. It looks like probably goes on and on as you go farther north, though. This global warming thing could be a huge boon to land developers!

    2. Re:Real Estate by Seraphnote · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Exactly!

  16. Re:Totally required p2 by mordors9 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Whatever it is, I patented it first.

  17. What's hidden? by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's Waldo. Obviously.

  18. Queue debate over what happens when ice melts. by mypalmike · · Score: 1

    I say it triples in volume and gets salty.

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  19. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet the same article you cite says the ice has been thinning in Greenland over the same time period. How is this possible? Did you leave something out?

  20. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Now if only the article you quoted said what you said it said, we'd have nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for you, the abstract itself indicates that the growth is only in the "interior areas" over 1500m in altitude, the height of the remainder of the ice (below 1500m) has been going down 2cm/yr (+/- 0.9)

    Try again, unless you want to argue over how big the interior is relative to the parts that are shrinking and whether or not the water melting off the edges is flowing back uphill to the "interior" to freeze there, or running off.

  21. Re:THE Ohio State University by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    They started doing the The Ohio State University thing because of the legal battle they lost with my alma mater (Ohio University). OSU was trying to just use Ohio for a lot of their stuff, and OU had the rights to it (Ohio University was founded in 1804 and was the first college in the Northwest Territory).

    They've been bitchy about it ever since.

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  22. Re:Nice. Now if only... by RancidBeef · · Score: 1

    And it was a lot warmer in the distant past. From Wikipedia: "The fjords of the southern part of the island were lush and had a warmer climate at that time [c. 984], possibly due to what was called the Medieval Warm Period." I guess that warm period was caused by all those damn Vikings driving around in their SUVs.

  23. Is it too early ....... by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    to start building condos? With Florida and most of the current coastal land under water there's going to be a big demand for new coastal land. Personally I think it's all a scam and Trump is behind the survey and they are really dividing the island into lots. Just watch, there'll be prime lots for sale on Ebay any day now. They're starting to run out of desert and swamp land to sell so Greenland would be a perfect spot for retirement property for Gen Xers.

  24. Re:Nice. Now if only... by omicronish · · Score: 2, Informative
    Now if only the ice were getting thinner in Greenland, we'd have something to worry about. Unfortunately for you global warming scaremongers, that isn't the case. It seems the ice has been getting thicker in Greenland over the past decade or so.

    Your link mentions a thickness increase in the interior only; there's a decrease on the margins. NASA says:

    Greenland's low coastal regions lost 155 gigatons (41 cubic miles) of ice per year between 2003 and 2005 from excess melting and icebergs, while the high-elevation interior gained 54 gigatons (14 cubic miles) annually from excess snowfall.

    Another study and that NASA report points to an overall decrease in ice.

  25. Re:THE Ohio State University by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

    The legislature ought to just merge OSU and OU and shut them both up for good, firing any administrators who don't like it. The "THE" thing is one of the dumbest things going.

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  26. Even nicer... AC responses. by MacDork · · Score: 0, Troll

    Try again, unless you want to argue over how big the interior is relative to the parts that are shrinking

    I don't have to argue. The information is provided in the article I linked to. It's very simple. The average thickness over the entirety of Greenland has increased 54 cm (21 inches) in a recent 11 year period. Is there anything else that you cowards would like to add?

    1. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      I don't have to argue. The information is provided in the article I linked to. It's very simple. The average thickness over the entirety of Greenland has increased 54 cm (21 inches) in a recent 11 year period. Is there anything else that you cowards would like to add?

      There, fixed it for you.

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    2. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      Yes. See my previous reply to your original post.

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    3. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'd like to add that you're an obfuscating idiot with a dumb anti-science agenda.

    4. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Informative

      First up nobody disputes there has been increased snowfall in Greenland's interior, in fact it was predicted by climate models.

      Second, there have been more comprehensive and more recent studies from the GRACE sattelites, seen in the citation record at the bottom of your link. Also note in the GRACE mission statement that NASA purposfully designed the sattelites to measure the "exchanges between ice sheets or glaciers and the oceans".

      Third, Johanessen et al. came to the best conclusion using the data they had, they just didn't have all the data available today.

      Fourth, both the paper by Johanssen in your link and the more recent paper based on GRACE data from Rignot and Kanagaratnam agree with the predictions of climate models that say the interior will build and the edges will melt.

      Last of all, allthough the result of 54cm is "very simple", measuring a volume of ice the size of Greenland is not a simple task and the error bars in the studies reflect that difficulty. Johanessen is a genuine skeptic when it comes to the impact of AGW, however even he does not doubt it is happening, nor does he doubt our CO2 emmisions are to blame.

      It's also an accepted scientific "fact" that Greenland and the Antartic peninsula are subject to a phenomena called "polar amplification" which has seen their regional average tempratures rise by 3 degrees, compared to the global average of 1 degree. Now tell me again about "global warming scare mongering" or are you just trolling for AC's?

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    5. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by vought · · Score: 1

      The average thickness over the entirety of Greenland has increased 54 cm (21 inches) in a recent 11 year period.

      Good God, you are a fucking idiot.

      Here's what you're saying: The average snowpack in California this year is a hundred inches. That means the average snow depth in California is an inch! Duh! What do you mean it doesn't snow in the Central Valley? The average says an inch!

      Wingnuts post the most stupid rationale against global warming I've ever read! Is EVERY slashdot post getting mirrored at FreeRepublic now?

      (In case you were wondering, the thinning ice at lower altitudes in Greenland is the real problem, and ultimately it is what may result in the cap sliding off of Greenland disastrously. There are lakes forming above the low altitude ice, which drain through the ice sheet and cause the ice to fall into the ocean...see also the Larsen B calving in Antarctica. The increased precipitation in the mountains may only compound the problem by adding inclined weight to the weakened ice sheet and is likely caused by warmer ocean temperatures that increase precipitation...but which is only frozen over higher altitudes because of - badabing! - increased ocean temperatures.

    6. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Joe+U · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A median ice growth average over such a large landmass is a pointless statistic.

      If it rains all year in Washington yet there's a severe drought in Oklahoma, the national average could be the same as if there was normal rainfall in both locations.

      "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics"

    7. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Average thickness in this case is very misleading. If you were to say that 50% of Greenland was over 1500 meters tall, what the overall picture would be is that the other 50% of the ice sheet is melting and only a few mountain peaks were piling on ice. Isolated pockets building on extremely thick layers could through off the average in favor of thicker ice, when in fact the vast majority is melting away.

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    8. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      I thought it already rained all year in Washington State?

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    9. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The average thickness over the entirety of Greenland has increased 54 cm (21 inches) in a recent 11 year period."

      The article says no such thing. It says that this has been the case for those areas above 1500m elevation.

    10. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey MacDork, where'd you go? I thought you were right and stuff?

      Ran off with his tail between his legs after the thinking members of Slashdot caught up with him.

    11. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Actually, as a good friend of mine points out, the average total rainfall in Washington is less than New York. (I'll take his word for it)

      And as I point out, he never mentions the number of overcast days.

    12. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Darby · · Score: 1
      Fourth, both the paper by Johanssen in your link and the more recent paper based on GRACE data from Rignot and Kanagaratnam [sciencemag.org] agree with the predictions of climate models that say the interior will build and the edges will melt.

      Ahhh, but in measuring the decrease in the edges, did they take into account The eval ice cube industry?!?

      On 1 July 2001, the Greenland Parliament Act on exploiting ice and water for export entered into force. The Exports of Ice and Water Act has the important objective of promoting commercial exploitation of Greenlands ice and water resources. The Act targets all types of export of ice and water.


    13. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I'll take your word (and your friend's word) for that.
      And I've got to remember that rain and fog are two different phenomena.

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    14. Re:Even nicer... AC responses. by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      I believe it's working the other way around - that isolated areas (near the edges) are melting very fast and vast amounts of inland areas are accumulating small amounts of ice; however, the warmer it gets, the more area will melt and the less will be accumulating. Somewhat warmer temperature might mean more snowfall, but sufficiently warmer temperature means rainfall and surface melting.

  27. Penguins! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Lots and lots of penguins!

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    1. Re:Penguins! by americangame · · Score: 1

      Lots and lots of penguins! Please, everyone knows that penguins live at the south pole!
    2. Re:Penguins! by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Great auks, then!

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  28. A Great Mystery by nxtr · · Score: 3, Funny

    The article makes Greenland seem like a woman and the ice seem like a bra. So far, I can most certainly tell you that whatever is under the ice are not bags of sand.

    1. Re:A Great Mystery by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Probably not tissue paper either.

    2. Re:A Great Mystery by jcwayne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Q: How many geeks does it take to get a woman's bra off?
      A: 8, but they will only remove it in 1% strips and take 9 months to process the visuals.

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  29. Entrance to Hollow Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably a portal to Hollow Earth, just ask Olaf Jensen, William Morgan and Richard Byrd.

  30. What a no-brainer, really. by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    For all I know freaking Atlantis could be hiding under the ice there or at least
    fascinating, mind-boggling remnants of past civilization like pyramids twice the
    size of Gizeh and sphinxes galore.

    They wouldn't tell us in a million years.

    So what do you think they'll tell _you_ what's under all that ice?

    1. Re:What a no-brainer, really. by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1
      So what do you think they'll tell _you_ what's under all that ice?

      "We found alot of interesting things. But upon contact with air, after thousands of years, it disintigrated and couldn't be saved anymore to identify and investigate the finds."

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  31. You all got it wrong (was:What's hidden?) by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    ancient pr0n.

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  32. What is the US telling whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one can see through the ice then one can see through solid rock. A few years back the US developed a radar that was used to map the banks of where the Nile river was a 100 years ago. The Soviet Union got the message. If the US could map the under ground banks of the Nile River a 100 years ago then the US could find all the Soviet Union's missal silos and take them out.

    A couple of years back the North Koreans did one of their missal tests by flying it over Japan. Later the Japanese demonstrated their missal technology by sending a robot to intercept a comet and return a sample to earth. You can shoot at us but we can shoot at you and hit you.

    So question, who is the US telling that they can find all of their underground bunkers? The North Koreans? Iran?

    1. Re:What is the US telling whom? by Loadmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, it is Ohio State doing the research so I can only assume this is a veiled threat against the rogue state of Michigan.

      Swi

    2. Re:What is the US telling whom? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "If one can see through the ice then one can see through solid rock."

      WTF?

      I can see through ice with my naked eyes if it's thin enough, but the same can't be said about granite because they're two completely different mediums, with different molecular structures, different opacities and different electromagnetic conducting properties.

      Besides, if this technology were capable of seeing through solid rock, it would be completely useless for the stated goal: you want the radar waves to bounce off the rock below the ice so you can see what it looks like.

      Put the Lensman books down, pilot waves can't violate special relativity.

      "A few years back the US developed a radar that was used to map the banks of where the Nile river was a 100 years ago."

      Because the differences in soil consistency doesn't require the ability to see more than a meter or so underground to detect.

      The rest of your post suggests that your aluminum foil hat is on too tight.

    3. Re:What is the US telling whom? by radarsat1 · · Score: 1

      I can see through ice with my naked eyes if it's thin enough, but the same can't be said about granite because they're two completely different mediums, with different molecular structures, different opacities and different electromagnetic conducting properties.


      Hm... actually I'd be willing to bet like $10 that you could see through granite too if it was thin enough.

      Ps., on TFA topic... according to the article, "whats under greenlands ice" is a bunch of pretty colours streaked out horizontally. Wow. Exciting. ;-)
  33. Puhleease: Put Roland Piquepaille blog elsewhere by viking80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would like to just suggest a link to Roland Piquepailles blog somewhere where those who are interested can click. And *no more articles please*

    I read /. to get real news and facts, and see discussions from people with insight.
    Roland Piquepailles submissions has not met this criterium. Did this article tell you what lies under greenlands ice?

    You should mod this up if you agree or mod away as flamebait/offtopic/troll if you dont agree, but at least mod it.

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  34. Re:Nice. Now if only... by MacDork · · Score: 0

    Your link mentions a thickness increase in the interior only; there's a decrease on the margins.

    No. If you could read, you'd see that my article, published in Oct 2005, clearly states that there is an overall average thickening to the tune of 54 cm over an 11 year period.

    Another study and that NASA report points to an overall decrease in ice.

    An unpublished study according to the link you provide. Really, I'd love to see that study, but all you've provided is an article in National Geographic. Of course, we can all remember National Geographic led the global cooling craze in 1975. But now, I suppose, they are an authoritative source. Much moreso than a peer reviewed scientific journal...

  35. Must have been beans... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    We all know that the previous hot periods were caused by Dinosaur farts (http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNe ws/20061030/klein_quotes_061030/20061031/). The Greek philosopher Pythagoras advised against eating beans, so the the Medieval hot period must have been due to the Viking's inability to read Greek.

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  36. That's why they called it GREENland by The+Monster · · Score: 2, Funny

    They didn't get too far from the coast, or they might have realized the error. You know the first rule of Medieval Warm Period Club? Don't talk about the Medievel Warm Period. The Global Warming people don't have an explanation for it (reverses the direction of the Hockey Stick), nor the fact that Mars has been warming up, so they want us to just... LOOK! Britney Spears' coochie!

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    1. Re:That's why they called it GREENland by RodgerDodger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The medieval warming period followed the so-called "mini-Ice Age" of the 12th century. During this period, the Black Forest in Europe shrunk to smaller than its current size - all due to people cutting down wood for fires. These fires significantly increased the carbon in the atmosphere. The planet warmed up as a result, slowly but at a sustained rate for over a century. The Black Forest later grew back and the carbon was taken out of the air.

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    2. Re:That's why they called it GREENland by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      These fires significantly increased the carbon in the atmosphere. The planet warmed up as a result

            I'm having a bit of trouble swallowing this causal link here... there is no WAY burning even the entire black forest could cause such a pronounced and rapid change, sorry. Vulcanism has a far greater effect than what you propose, and we're not even sure if vulcanism is directly responsible.

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    3. Re:That's why they called it GREENland by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      It wasn't pronounced, and it wasn't rapid - it was about 2 degrees average over a century. It just happened that was enough.

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    4. Re:That's why they called it GREENland by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      2 degrees average over a century. It just happened that was enough.

            That _IS_ a pronounced and rapid change! Publications that support your pet theory, please.

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    5. Re:That's why they called it GREENland by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Damn it, you just broke my bullshitometer!

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    6. Re:That's why they called it GREENland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Global Warming people don't have an explanation for it (reverses the direction of the Hockey Stick), nor the fact that Mars has been warming up,"

      Solar irradiance has been increasing. If you read the IPCC reports (or summaries of them) you will see that climate models take this increase into
      account. It is believed to account for approximately 1/3 of the temperature increase since 1970. It is likely to be responsible for the temperature
      increases on Mars.

      With regard to climate change in general climatologists quite happily accept that there have been variations in climate that have been entirely
      natural, but it is beside the point. What is of concern is if some of the current warming trend has been caused by human action. Just because
      in previous times there were natural causes does not mean that humans are not currently contributing.

      Even if it transpires that humans are not contributing to current global warming (which is undoubtedly happening - you can just look at the
      temperature trends to see it) then we may still have a problem due to some of the effects (changes in rainfall patterns, and so on). In any
      case some of the sensible measures to deal with CO2 emissions may have beneficial effects in terms of energy security or reduced energy costs
      through energy efficiency - i.e. things worth doing anyway.

    7. Re:That's why they called it GREENland by RancidBeef · · Score: 1

      I really doubt burning the trees would have much impact on the global CO2 level, much less have an impact on the global temperature. Hell, look how much (ancient, locked-up) CO2 has been release by the burning of fossil fuels in the last 100 or so years. And that has had such a minimal effect that we still debate whether it is having any effect at all.

  37. Steve Jobs' Options Evidence by WED+Fan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'd say that iPods are hidden underneath the ice

    I'd say that all the evidence of Steve Jobs' corporate cover up and the lack of reportage about it on geek sites. Apple: Another Enron? Well, maybe not, but at least another scum-bag at the top of a corporation.

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    1. Re:Steve Jobs' Options Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple: Another Enron? Well, maybe not, but at least another scum-bag at the top of a corporation.

      And the fact that Jobs had nothing to do with the falsification of the board meeting minutes? Or the backdating itself?

      Yeah - real scumbag. The people responsible for this crap left (or were asked to leave) the company a long time ago - but hey - it's an Apple bad news story. Get your hits in - especially if you can do it off-topic on a Friday night!

    2. Re:Steve Jobs' Options Evidence by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      "Get your hits in - especially if you can do it off-topic on a Friday night!"

      Apparently you missed the memo, it's a Roland P. story. Bashing is part of the topical discussion...

      -nB

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    3. Re:Steve Jobs' Options Evidence by WED+Fan · · Score: 1
      And the fact that Jobs had nothing to do with the falsification of the board meeting minutes? Or the backdating itself? Yeah - real scumbag. The people responsible for this crap left (or were asked to leave) the company a long time ago - but hey - it's an Apple bad news story. Get your hits in - especially if you can do it off-topic on a Friday night!

      Yeah, like Mr. Control Freak couldn't have possibly pulled those strings? You give him a complete walk? Bullshit, the man makes out millions and he didn't at least think that something was a might hinky? And Ken Lay didn't know what they were doing down and accounting.

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  38. Warmer air might mean more snow. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That doesn't really reassure me. Anyone who's lived in a particularly cold climate can tell you that precipitation increases as it gets warmer (given sufficiently cold temperatures), and tends to lessen as it gets very cold, due to the air's inability to hold as much moisture at lower temperatures; it could be that the increased depth of the ice pack in the interior is a direct result of increased snowfall due to warmer atmospheric conditions. That would be rather consistent with increased snowfall in the interior (hence deepening of the ice) and melting at the edges.

    I don't know for sure if that's the case, but the fact that the ice depth is increasing in the interior doesn't necessarily refute climate change. It's certainly not an open-and-shut case.

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    1. Re:Warmer air might mean more snow. by elmo1618 · · Score: 1

      Because Greenland's snowfall is low where the ice is the thickest, it begs the question of where the ice came from in the first place. The climate changes continually. The world will not always be the way it was in 1960 (or pick your favorite arbitrary date).

    2. Re:Warmer air might mean more snow. by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      Not exactly Greenland but this is quite close.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6218333.stm

  39. Re:Nice. Now if only... by ProjectMayhem · · Score: 0
    Congratualations you can shill the line of the oil companies too! What your painfully informative abstract fails to point out is the causality of this ice sheet growth. I can tell that you enjoy challenging people's sources, so I found one that don't thnk you can argue with. . .
    The survey documents for the first time extensive thinning of the West Antarctic ice shelves and an increase in snowfall in the interior of Greenland, as well as thinning at the edges. All are signs of a warming climate predicted by computer models.
    http://www.nasa.gov/vision/earth/environment/ice_s heets.html It's great and all that the interior glaciers are increasing in density, that is until you consider why that may be the driving reasons behind the phenomenon.
  40. Vikings by rlp · · Score: 1

    Frozen Vikings and cattle standing under frozen palm trees.

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  41. Maybe.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We should leave the aliens alone. Finding out what's in Greenland is surely far more important than pissing money into space to find out what's under Jupiter's/Mars's/etc surface.

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    1. Re:Maybe.... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      Offtopic? You are dead right. All the money we spend looking for aliens in Alpha Centauri and oil on Mars and the like, well, imagine if we spent that on clean energy or vaccinations or sanitation or water preservation? Don't even get me started on the buttload of money that the US spends in Iraq every day.

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  42. Re:Totally required p2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be silly, It was obviously I who patented it first
    *insert lawsuit here*

  43. Dead locust-like aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that resembles the devil and have psychic powers.

    1. Re:Dead locust-like aliens by bmo · · Score: 1

      That's one of the best sci-fi movies ever.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062168/

      It's a remake of the british screenplay, but, well, we didn't get that on this side of the pond.

      Someone mod parent up.

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  44. It would be better to do it in Antartica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do it in Greenland and not at the South Pole?

  45. Re:Nice. Now if only... by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    Yes. That explains why the Baltic sea hasn't frozen yet this year, they shipped all the ice to Greenland :)

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  46. I know what it is... by bigsam411 · · Score: 2, Funny

    an ancient 66 square-kilometer ice shelf, the size of 11,000 football fields

  47. Re:Nice. Now if only... by middlemen · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately for you global warming scaremongers,

    "global warming scaremongers" !? Seriously! Maybe that is why atleast in the North-Eastern part of USA, we have had a wet Christmas instead of a white one.

  48. Re:Nice. Now if only... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Oh my god ....

    No idae where you get your source from or whre the source gets their data from .. greenland ice area has gone away over 30% last 15 years alone ...

    Who the fuck cares if the rest is getting "thicker" ? Just loock on google maps or google for greenland ice retreat ..

    angel'o'sphere

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  49. Re:Nice. Now if only... by RodgerDodger · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, but this was predicted by the models.

    What happens is that warming causes ice near the edges to melt. This dumps cold freshwater into the water nearby, disrupting warmer ocean currents. It also increases humidity. Due to the disrupted ocean currents, the prevailing winds go inland, taking the humid air with it. This gets dumped as snow in the middle, causing the central ice dome to increase. A similar effect occurs in Antartica, where the central ice dome is about 4ks thick.

    As shown in the link you provided, _below_ 1500m, the average change was a shrinking of 2cm (+- 0.9cm). Yes, the overall effect was to increase the thickness of the ice dome, but the dome is definitely getting more pronounced.

    What the models predict next, however, is that as the slope of the dome gets more steeper, it gets unstable. You then get large stress fractures occurring, and huge slabs - say, about the size of New York State - break off and slide down to the ocean. Fun stuff.

    Also, there's ice and there's ice. Old ice is very dense - it's been compressed over thousands or even millions of years, and contains more water by volume than the newer ice being laid down above. The main contributor to this is that the new ice has a lot of gas dissolved into it, or caught in bubbles. What this means is you can melt a million cubic meters of old glacial ice to get a bit less than a million cubic meters of water. However, the same volume of water (a bit less than a million cubic meters) falls as about 3 million cubic meters of snow inland, which gets packed down to about 1.5 million cubic meters of new ice. So, yes, the _volume_ of ice over Greenland is increasing, but the quantity of water in that ice is decreasing.

    Here's an paper from the same March 2006 issue of Science that describes the process.

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  50. Re:Nice. Now if only... by omicronish · · Score: 3, Informative
    An unpublished study according to the link you provide. Really, I'd love to see that study, but all you've provided is an article in National Geographic. Of course, we can all remember National Geographic led the global cooling craze in 1975. But now, I suppose, they are an authoritative source. Much moreso than a peer reviewed scientific journal...

    You can read the paper here. It was published in Science on August 10, 2006. Abstract:

    Using time-variable gravity measurements from the Gravity Recovery and Climate Experiment (GRACE) satellite mission, we estimate ice mass changes over Greenland during the period April 2002 to November 2005. After correcting for effects of spatial filtering and limited resolution of GRACE data, estimated total ice melting rate over Greenland is -239 ± 23 cubic kilometers per year, mostly from East Greenland. This estimate agrees remarkably well with a recent assessment of -224 ± 41 cubic kilometers per year, based on satellite radar interferometry data. GRACE estimates in southeast Greenland suggest accelerated melting since the summer of 2004, consistent with the latest remote sensing measurements.
  51. Your Mom by 7Prime · · Score: 0, Troll

    Didn't you know?

    Well, life's a bitch, ain't it?

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    1. Re:Your Mom by Joebert · · Score: 0, Troll

      And would you look at that, she's holding your dads wallet.

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  52. Just a guess.. by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    Just a Guess.. but maybe there is.. uh... green land under Greenlands ice caps?

    Is that too easy?

    1. Re:Just a guess.. by jc42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just a Guess.. but maybe there is.. uh... green land under Greenlands ice caps?

      Heh. Actually, we've known for a few decades that most of the interior is below sea level. Greenland is a big, backwards "C", with a ring of mountains around the edges and lower land inside. But when the ice melts, the land will slowly start rising, as has happened in Scandinavia, and there might be some dry land there in a couple thousand years.

      And you should look up the history of the name "Greenland". It's a good example of what can be done with a dishonest marketing campaign. The Vikings that fell for it and settled there ended up all dying some time later, leaving behind only a few interesting archaeological sites. The smarter ones settled further south, despite the name "Iceland", so their descendants are still alive today.

      This study will be interesting because it will give us details of the terrain under the ice. What we have now is the general contours showing that Greenland is a large bowl.

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    2. Re:Just a guess.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      We know that Greenland was actually "greener" when the Vikings settled it. The climate was warmer overall across the globe. It was not until the little ice age that Greenland became more like we tend to think of it and that settlement you speak of was lost.

    3. Re:Just a guess.. by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was never particularly green. The name was dreamed up by an early form of marketroid pushing a real estate scam.

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    4. Re:Just a guess.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > The Vikings that fell for it and settled there ended up all dying some time later,
      > leaving behind only a few interesting archaeological sites.

      They lasted five hundred years or so.

      European settlement in what later became the United States hasn't been around that long, yet.

    5. Re:Just a guess.. by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Man oh man...are you all wet. The old overlords reside in their ancient graves below that ice. End of sarcasm and an erudite post....

    6. Re:Just a guess.. by dajak · · Score: 1

      And you should look up the history of the name "Greenland". It's a good example of what can be done with a dishonest marketing campaign. The Vikings that fell for it and settled there ended up all dying some time later, leaving behind only a few interesting archaeological sites. The smarter ones settled further south, despite the name "Iceland", so their descendants are still alive today.

      IMO the major difference is that Greenland became unreachable from Scandinavia because of sea ice at some point. Greenland does seem to have better soil than Iceland, which offsets the disadvantage of having a slightly shorter growing season. Both places are equally unattractive for farming. Iceland has the advantage of the warm north atlantic current, and the possibility of trade with Northern Europe. Both places are only attractive if some very profitable trade (ivory, whale oil) is possible.

    7. Re:Just a guess.. by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

      Many parts of the world are still rising slowly after being uncovered by ice after the Wisconsonian glaciation. I live in Connecticut, just north of where the glaciers stalled for a while until some 15,000 years ago. The terminal moraine created the forks of Long Island, Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Fisher's Island, and Block Island.
      Long Island Sound was actually a bowl below sea level, which became a freshwater lake when the glacier meltwater filled it up. At some point, though, the melting glaciers around the world raised the sea levels enough to cause catastrophic flooding, creating Long Island Sound as we know it today.

      Better evidence, at least for those of us more familiar with the US, is in Maine, where the 'drowned coastline' that formed when sea levels rose is actually rising up from the sea from the the release of pressure of the previous glaciers.

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    8. Re:Just a guess.. by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Except that those very same Vikings were settling there long before Columbus ever turned up. They called it Vinland.

    9. Re:Just a guess.. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Similarly, a few years ago while in Finland, I visited a site on the west coast called Mustasaari (Black Island). in the early 1600s, it was a thriving seaport. Now it's an archaeological site and museum, 10 km from the water.

      That part of the world has been rising at about 1 meter per century. This means that, historically, ports have had to migrate "downhill" as the sea level fell. Sometimes, as in Mustasaari, the changing shore line left them with no usable port, so the town died out. In other places, good ports appeared and a new town developed.

      The Scandinavians like to joke about how much they like global warming. It not only warms up their cold climate, improving farming and summer weather, but it also makes the shoreline more stable, so they won't have to move the port downhill as often.

      Maybe they'll be able to recolonize Greenland soon, too. I have heard suggestions of building a huge dike along the low "pass" on the western edge, to keep out sea water. Then the melting glaciers will form a huge fresh-water lake in the interior. Funny thing is that they tell this as a sort of joke, but it's actually feasible. Whether it's worth doing is another question. Greenland is owned by Denmark, so they'd be the main ones to decide on such a mega-engineering project.

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  53. Secrets - and Snakes! Snakes in the Ice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #1. Dozens of 300 meter tall Thorium/Platinum Alloy Pyramids arranged in fascinating patterns somewhat like a landing field. Exploring parties vanish in a flash of light...

    #2. Cthulhu's Dark Corners of the Earth.

    #3. The real reason for global melt - Google's gigantic ice sheet cooled server farm!

  54. It's probably... by Panaqqa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    a lot like the terrain on Baffin Island, another arctic island which underwent intense glaciation in the last ice age - and emerged from it due to slightly milder climate. This picture of Mount Asgard on Baffin Island is likely quite representative of what would be under Greenland's ice. Minus, of course, the moss/lichen/pioneer plants.

  55. GISMO by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    Nice acronym.

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  56. Re:Nice. Now if only... by MaWeiTao · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Maybe that is why atleast in the North-Eastern part of USA, we have had a wet Christmas instead of a white one.


    Having grown up in the Northeast I'd like to know when it is that we've ever had a white Christmas. In fact, a few years ago I read something about how contrary to the expectation that we should get snow on Christmas very few parts of the country actually see snow on a consistent basis for the holiday. I don't remember the percentage exactly, but it was quite high.
  57. Oil by PWNT · · Score: 1

    Like it says in the title, OIL will be found under the shelf.

  58. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That study was done using satellites, which don't have the resolution to work very well along the edges of Greenland, where much of the decrease is being measured.

    Since 1990, scientists at Wallops Flight Facility/NASA have been flying either a P-3 or twin otters over both many of the outlet glaciers and the interior of Greenland and using LIDAR to map the surface. The interior is indeed increasing, but the edges are decreasing very rapidly. More importantly, once the outlet glaciers are "unplugged", the rate of outflow will greatly increase.

    Google searches for Robert Thomas, William Krabill, and Waleed Abdaliti should reveal papers on their research.

  59. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you even bothering? MacDork is obviously a MacMoron.

  60. god, you are retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know, if you could read I might have some faith that people who think like you aren't completely retarded, but since you can't, y'awls are retarded, yo.

  61. Been there, done that. by NullProg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Under the ice sheet there are, wait for it... Trees

    http://www.athropolis.com/arctic-facts/fact-ice-co re.htm
    This planet was once warm in the past. It is warming up again despite our human influence.
    FYI, the planet is going to get cold again when it adjusts.

    Enjoy,

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    1. Re:Been there, done that. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      That's not what Al Gore says, you petrol-funded bastard!

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    2. Re:Been there, done that. by moosesocks · · Score: 0

      Okay. We may or may not be causing global warming. I will grant you that the climate change we're currently experiencing isn't 100% our fault.

      However, as you mentioned, the planet will "adjust" to reach a point of equilibrium. The problem is that this "adjustment" could very well kill us all if it's dramatic enough.

      We need to figure out the source of global warming, and stop it or slow it down as much as possible so that things can remain the way they are. Otherwise, we'll have to take the change in stride, and modify the way our society functions in order to adapt to it (ie. move every major city on the planet 20+ miles inland).

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    3. Re:Been there, done that. by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

      "despite our human influence"? Really? What does that mean? You seem to say that the human "act of defiance" to global warming isn't working, as if we are trying to stop the natural event of global warming when in fact if anything, we're helping this (ahem) *normal occurance* speed along, no doubt.

      Despite? Strange word to use.

      And if it's "despite" our actions, then what are all of the crazy "scientists" arguing about?

      Seriously, in my book it would read "It is warming up DUE to our human influence", but this discussion is for another thread... and you wouldn't find a scientists in the entire world that wouldn't admit that the Earth was once warmer... my goodnes. The goal is to find out why it's happening now. Debate continues...

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    4. Re:Been there, done that. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      So what exactly causes the climate to change? Don't say the fact that it has always changed.

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  62. Everyone knows it's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Santa Claus and his great big factory of elves making all the toys for Christmas.
    Rumour has it that he has a huge Elf library for every operating system.

  63. Re:Puhleease: Put Roland Piquepaille blog elsewher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Don't you understand what is happening here? Every Roland Piquepaille submission is good, if you know how to see the goodness. Without a doubt, every time he gets something on /. there are people whining and complaining. When the executives analyze their site to see what is working for them, they notice RP submissions generate a great amount of comments.

    The real bread and butter of this site comes from the user discussion. That's what makes slashdot. That's why you keep coming back here. That's why you are all trying to be funny and trying to be insightful and trying to be informative. Without the discussion, this would just be a boring site with links to SEC (Someone Else's Content). Often the user comments are more interesting than the actual articles, and many users are happy to discuss the subject at hand without even reading the articles.

    Who cares if RP makes a few nickels selling ads? Slashdotters are supposedly smart; we all have ad blockers running, and we don't click on them anyway. Do you think he makes a killing off his site? I bet you he still has a day job. Like it or not, his articles are (perhaps barely) interesting enough to make it onto /. time and time again. This one has been posted only a few minutes and already has way more comments than the NASA 'fake moon dust' article.

    RP is really doing /. a favour. He works at no cost to /., and they have total control over posting his articles or not. They do it because it makes them money and keeps the site running. You should be happy. At least every time RP gets something wrong, you have the chance to set the record straight in the comments, and also expose how 'bad' he is because he is trying to make money. Instead of 'bad', think of it as 'living his life'. He has to eat too, maybe feed some kids, maybe pay a mortgage. He's just like you.

    In the end, if you didn't enjoy this article, there is sure to be a different article coming soon that is more to your liking. Just hit that refresh button ...

  64. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if it does not snow on Christmas day, there is usually still snow on the ground from previous snow showers which is not the case this year in most of the north east.

  65. Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roland's blog is fascinating and insightful. All of you envious anti Roland turds should just flush yourself away. So waht if he earns a little cash from us? It's the least we can do to reimburse him for the effort he puts into it and making /. a better place. Go back to Digg.

  66. Re:Nice. Now if only... by rapett0 · · Score: 1

    I could be completely off base here, but I read a while back the reason is because previously it was too cold to snow as much as before. However, since now thanks to "global warming", it is snowing more, but still below the freezing point and hence more ice. Again, I could be wrong here, but sounded like a good explanation to me for this phenomenom.

  67. Unfortunately.. by The+Nipponese · · Score: 1

    ...it's probably oil.

  68. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the GP wishes hard enough, all the evidence in the world will support his opinion, despite his pitiful reading comprehension and inability to grasp the highly complex and abstract nature of averages.

  69. Two words: by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

    Alien starship.

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    Damn it, you beat me to it!

  71. Re:Nice. Now if only... by TapeCutter · · Score: 0, Troll

    "No. If you could read,..."

    And if you could read you would find your precious "article" is actually an abstract, the paper itself does not account for the edges but does agree they are shrinking, and if you read past the 54cm bit you would find a citation at the bottom of your link pointing to the GRACE study that contradicts your 54cm claim.

    Now if there are contradictory findings and you had any research skills at all, you could easily find a scientific critique of the two papers. Don't dispair, you do have some skill, at least you can quote an abstract from science that (on the surface) appears to pander to your world view and assists in you ridiculing people, perhaps if you brushed the chip of your shoulder you could learn something about the world around you. OTHOH: I suspect you are trolling and don't really expect a sensible reply to the GRACE data that I and others have pointed out.

    BTW, the oil company shills have blown the cooling craze completely out of proportion to what it was (and yes, I do remeber 1975 and was old enough to read newspapers at the time).

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  72. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good question, personally I answer these kind of trolls in an attempt to head off disinformation.

  73. Made in by fabioaquotte · · Score: 1

    A huge sign that reads 'Made in Magrathea'

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  74. tag as "pigpile" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do like I do and tag all Roland blog advertisements as "pigpile".

  75. Re:Puhleease: Put Roland Piquepaille blog elsewher by robably · · Score: 1
    I read slashdot so I can laugh at people who have horrific grammar skills.
    So just keep it to that and don't post snide comments. English isn't everyone's first language.
  76. Lost socks. by alfredo · · Score: 1

    I kid you not.

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  77. Just give them a section or author setting by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Make it so they can be disabled on the "Customize Stories on the Homepage" part of the user prefs. Seriously, how many Piquepaille blogspams are there compared to Apache stories? Personally, I'd leave them on, but the icon or whatever would be a warning - even though there's usually no substance to the "story", sometimes there are worthwhile posts within the comments. Hopefully, this would also improve said comments, since complaints about these blog posts would no longer be justified.

    1. Re:Just give them a section or author setting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Something like:"Ignore articles posted by foes"

      Anyway I feel a little sad reading Rolands stories. The problem is that he is really tring to write something good. I had the same feeling with jonkatz.

  78. Biggest glacier in Iceland ... by Tribbin · · Score: 1

    wikipedia:

    Vatnajökull

    It's 8 percent of the country preserved since the ice age.

    The average thickness of the ice is 400 m, with a maximum thickness of 1000 m.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb /Iceland_sat_cleaned.png

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Northern_iceshe et_hg.png

    Under the glacier, as under many of the glaciers of Iceland, there are several volcanoes. The volcanic lakes, Grímsvötn for example, were the sources of a large glacier run in 1996. The volcano under these lakes also caused a considerable but short-time eruption in the beginning of November 2004.

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    1. Re:Biggest glacier in Iceland ... by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      According to that one map the winter ice extends to the Mexican border. Somehow I doubt that.

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    2. Re:Biggest glacier in Iceland ... by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      That was during the last ice ages

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  79. Money Is Peace by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

    Greenland, being the possesion of Iceland, or Denmark, or Norway, or someone somewhat civilized like that -- well, we give 'em money, they give us oil.

    Money is peace.

  80. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to assume that "ice getting thicker" is inconsistent with "global warming". Do you have any evidence for that, or even any reasoning? Because "ice getting thicker" to me (a non-climate-scientist) seems to have more to do with "more snow precipitation". Now given that it probably isn't raining in greenland too much, that "more snow precipitation" isn't because what used to be rain is now snow. Instead, it seems more likely to be from just plain more precipitation in the first place (all of which is as snow in any case).

    And why might greenland be getting more precipitation than normal? Is it because the overall climate nearby is colder (decreasing evaporation), or because it is warmer (increasing evaporation)? Don't ask me... go ask a scientist who might know something. Or at least spend 10 seconds on google to understand that your silly idea is naive and stupid.

  81. Re:Puhleease: Put Roland Piquepaille blog elsewher by gnalle · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with the fact that Roland Piquepaille makes money while posting articles to slashdot, and frankly he often links to interesting stories. The problem is that he doesn't write good summaries. He always seems to miss a small detail that later proves to be the point of the whole story. We all have to browse through the comments to find a reader that can explain the missing pieces. Todays story was pretty good though.

  82. I hate to say it but... by dr_strang · · Score: 1

    the first thing that came to mind after reading that headline was...

    "Your mom".

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  83. Do you think by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    they'll find Jimmy Hoffa? Or maybe Hans' wife?

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  84. Re:Nice. Now if only... by strider44 · · Score: 1

    That's ridiculous. It's global warming, not parts of the globe warming. Global warming of 2 degrees obviously means that if it's 30 degrees outside it would have been 28 degrees if global warming hadn't happened. There being thicker ice in any part of the world (even my freezer) means that global warming is totally false. And they say that climatology is hard.

  85. Re:Nice. Now if only... by NockPoint · · Score: 1

    It seems the ice has been getting thicker in Greenland over the past decade or so.

    The article you quoted doesn't really support your statement. Sure, the ice has been getting thicker in some areas, and has been getting thinner in other areas. That is not the same thing as the total of the ice increasing! For a total, look many other articles, such as this later article in Science: http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/314/580 3/1286.

    "From 2003 to 2005, the ice sheet lost 101 ± 16 gigaton/year, with a gain of 54 gigaton/year above 2000 meters and a loss of 155 gigaton/year at lower elevations. The lower elevations show a large seasonal cycle, with mass losses during summer melting followed by gains from fall through spring."

    "Mass changes in the Greenland Ice Sheet are of considerable interest because of its sensitivity to climate change and the potential for an increasing contribution of Greenland ice loss to rising sea level. Observations and models have shown that in recent years Greenland has experienced increased melt (1), thinning at the margins (2-4), and increased discharge from many outlet glaciers (5). At the same time, the ice sheet has been growing in its interior (3, 4, 6)."

    Also see http://cires.colorado.edu/science/groups/steffen/g reenland/melt2005/

    Get over it, Greenland's ice is melting. Now for the news that you might think is better. Because the center of Greenland is a large plain mostly surrounded by mountains, it will take at least several centuries for much of the ice to melt, even in a much warmer world. The edges will melt faster.

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  86. Re:Nice. Now if only... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    I have lived in Melbourne Australia for nearly 50yrs, we are experiencing a 1:1000yr drought event accompanied by record breaking heat waves, you may have also read about the exceptionally bad bushfires that have come 2 months early and blanketed the SE part of the continenet with smoke. My reasonably clean-air city looked like Calcutta for most of December, much worse and much longer than the smoke from "Ash Wednesday". Surprisingly, this year was my first white Christmas, I woke up to a severe hail storm that turned the garden and street white, elsewhere snow was falling on the fires.

    The thing is, this is the third time in the last 2 months that an Antartic blast has dumped snow on bushfires, yet they have done little to eliviate the ever worsening drought, needless to say few people here now doubt that our climate has gone pear-shaped.

    BTW: Thanks to the US, Canada and New Zealand for the fire-fighting assistance and equipment, maybe there is still reason to hope for international cooperation.

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  87. that's because... by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    Yes, there is more ice in the interior of Greenland. The amount of ice in the interior of Greenland depends on the amount of precipitation, not the temperature. That is, warmer temperatures don't reduce the amount of ice in the interior of Greenland as long as the temperatures stay below the melting point. But warmer temperatures increase the amount of moisture in the air and therefore the amount of precipitation in the interior, and that leads to more ice there.

    By comparison, some of the strongest snowfalls are in the Sierra Nevada, even though it is not particularly cold, because the air coming in from the Pacific is full of moisture.

    Warmer temperatures only decrease the amount of ice in those areas where the temperatures are already near the melting point, which is exactly what we're seeing in the melting and breaking up of ice sheets.

    So, overall, more ice in the interior and more ice breaking off from ice shelfs are both consistent with global warming.

    Eventually, of course, the temperatures in the interior of Greenland are going to get high enough that the glaciers there start to melt, and then you will see a decrease of the thickness of the ice there. But that's probably still a few decades off.

  88. What's Hidden Under Greenland's Ice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Osama Bin Laden

  89. Prepare to be censored by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Prepare to be censored by global warming propagandaists who will mod you down for the crime of not following the holy word of politician Al Gore. Remember, environmentalists want you to feel guilty and ashamed for even existing on this planet. Facts don't count; it's all about what you feel is true. Ever notice how the media now asks people how they "feel" about something rather than what they "think?" It's part of our emotion-over-reason society of today, caused mostly by a predominantly liberal media that is more interested in "storylines" rather than truth. Global warming fits into their emotional, self-loathing storyline of mankind destroying Eden. Hence, the overblown alarmism of today that compares to the global cooling scare of the 1970s.

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    1. Re:Prepare to be censored by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Hence, the overblown alarmism of today that compares to the global cooling scare of the 1970s. The only alarmists are those who predict the downfall of civilisation if CO2 production isn't increased (at least in the US that is).
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  90. What Lies Beneath by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
    Dirt.

    There. My informativity quotient has exceeded our noble blogger. And for a more entertaining notion: I wonder if someone could get charged for criminal acts against humanity if they ran around Greenland with space heaters and tried to claim some cheap real estate before the boom?

    People are already jockeying for position on Antarctica and the soon to be available northern shipping routes. Don't just be a victim of global warming. Be a profitable victim!

  91. Re:Nice. Now if only... by RodgerDodger · · Score: 2, Informative

    *sigh* Global warming is not quite that simple, and frankly you're either an idiot or a troll.

    What global warming means is that there is more energy in the weather systems of the world. That energy gets expressed as more _extreme_ temperature. The snow storms in Denver at the moment are just as much a symptom of global warming as the heat waves in Europe were in summer.

    The weather is a vast engine that pumps heat energy around the globe. Global warming will result in this engine becoming unstable. One aspect of that may well be a complete breakdown of the heat-transfer mechanisms in the North Atlantic - which, in turn, would see glaciers in New York before too long, while, at the same time, causing the icecaps in Greenland and Antarctica to melt.

    Climatology is hard. So's being a sane person with a brain, and not a troll.

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  92. I'm rooting for... by ewg · · Score: 1

    ...the face of Elvis.

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  93. Prisons!! by TheCybernator · · Score: 1

    i bet there are secret CIA prisons hidden underneath!!

  94. Re:Nice. Now if only... by TapeCutter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Troll? - No, If it were a troll I would expect a reply. It's actually flamebait disgused as information.

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  95. Thinky-feely stuff by Chris+Daniel · · Score: 1
    It's part of our emotion-over-reason society of today ...
    Global warming fits into their emotional, self-loathing storyline of mankind destroying Eden. Hence, the overblown alarmism of today ...

    Perhaps it does fit into someone's agenda or view of the world. That's not a valid reason to dismiss a theory out of hand. Also, you are correct: there are far too many people formulating opinions based on their emotions or even simply what they read reported in news stories. How much feeling and how much thinking are you doing in formulating your opinion on the topic? Read some actual studies -- studies with varying conclusions -- and their criticisms in the scientific community.

    Not being a climatologist myself, I recently buckled down and did some hard reading on climate change, because I got tired of trying to sort out the fact from fiction. Now it's a little easier, and I've got an opinion based on real science (and I can usually spot the FUD). I think this is the only way to come up with a solid position on the subject with all the FUD out there; anything else is irresponsible.

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  96. In other news: Greenland ice cap beer launched by gnalle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People taste Greenland beer in Copenhagen. The new beer is said to taste cleaner and smoother. A brewery in Greenland is producing beer using water melted from the ice cap of the vast Arctic island. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5234194.stm

    1. Re:In other news: Greenland ice cap beer launched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Said article states its on the Danish market, and they are going to release it on the German and American markets. Not a word about the British market though. Cunts.

  97. Re:Greenland is getting colder. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "It's very simple: The ice sheet atop Greenland has been growing, not melting. I have provided ample evidence to support this assertion. Evidence in the form of observations, not predictions and computer models."

    It's anything but simple and you still don't get it. Your "observational evidence" is a confirmation of climate model predictions and the "observational evidence" from the GRACE study (that has been repeatedly pointed out to you, but you have repeatedly ignored), is much more accurate since it was designed specifically to measure the ice mass.

    "If you guys want to rationalize that thicker glaciers equals global warming, then go right ahead."

    If you want to engage in willfull ignorance to suit your politically inspired dogma, then go right ahead. I am assuming you a smart enough to have a dogmatic political opinion since I cannot think of another reason why you would ignore thousands of scientific papers and concentrate of just two well known skeptical abstracts. Like king Canute, the only person you are fooling is yourself.

    If you really want to argue against AGW using the built in skepticism of science then there is a method for doing so, first hypothisise AGW is not happening and then try and prove yourself wrong by prediction and observation. The IPCC reference pages are full of of people smarter than you and I that have tried and failed.

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  98. Re:Nice. Now if only... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Even if it does not snow on Christmas day, there is usually still snow on the ground from previous snow showers which is not the case this year in most of the north east.

    Nor has it been the case in any recent year I can remember. This really isn't anything new.

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  99. Now some context. by VON-MAN · · Score: 1

    Wow, now that is some information perfectly suited for misinformation. Where did you find this trollish link?

    The missing context in your little piece is of course that land-ice is a product of snow. So thicker ice means more snow in Greenland. It doesn't mean that "global warming scaremongers" are wrong.

  100. Re:Nice. Now if only... by ultranova · · Score: 1

    You then get large stress fractures occurring, and huge slabs - say, about the size of New York State - break off and slide down to the ocean.

    Any chance of these slides causing tsunamis in Atlantic ?

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  101. Ancient cities by dirtycrackah · · Score: 1

    Maybe there are ancient cities underneath the ice (I've been hooked on those ancient underwater cities)

  102. It's GLOBAL warming, not local! by mangu · · Score: 1
    From Wikipedia: "The fjords of the southern part of the island were lush and had a warmer climate at that time [c. 984


    Well, at least you are reading something, now how about reading it all, not just the parts that look nicer in your political agenda? Such as, from the same article you quote, "The Ice-cap has shrunk noticeably since 1978".


    Now try to follow your own links and look over that "Medieval Warm Period" thing you mention. Quoting from the same Wikipedia which you appear to consider a reliable source: Initial research on the MWP and the following Little Ice Age (LIA) was largely done in Europe, where the phenomenon was most obvious and clearly documented. It was initially believed that the temperature changes were global. However, this view has been questioned. A somewhat warmer weather in Europe could be caused by many factors, for instance, how strong was the Gulf Current during that period? Also, even this warmer weather in Europe was nothing compared to the current global warming


    Finally, you should try reading from related material. How about this: Erik purposely gave the land a more appealing name than "Iceland" in order to lure potential settlers. He explained, "people would be attracted to go there if it had a favourable name". Or this: For much of the time that the Norse survived in Greenland, they had a very tough life ... Most of the time they had just enough supplies to continue their societies. And, going back to the same article from which you started, It should also be noted, however, that the southern portion of Greenland (not covered by glacier) is indeed very green in the summer.


    1. Re:It's GLOBAL warming, not local! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      At least the MWP club seems to have dropped the "vinyards in england" crap, but only after it was repeatedly pointed out there are still vinyards in england today.

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    2. Re:It's GLOBAL warming, not local! by RancidBeef · · Score: 1

      Well I don't really have a political "agenda". That would be the anti-capitalists who use man-made global warming as their excuse to control everyone's lives. As for me "considering Wikipedia a reliable source," it was merely the most convenient. I have heard and read about Greenland having a much more favorable climate in the past.

      Yes, the ice cap has shrunk. The world has ice ages. The world has warming periods. They go in cycles. As for the MWP being a global phenomenon being questioned, would those questioning it be the same scientists who form the so-called "consensus" about global warming being caused by man?

      From you condescending way of writing, I'm sure you must be much smarter than me and know which nuggets of information represent the truth -- the same sort of cherry-picking you interestingly seems to think I'm doing.

  103. MOD UP by shenanigans · · Score: 1

    Nice to hear from someone who has actually READ about this stuff.

    1. Re:MOD UP by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Thanks! Regarding your sig, do you know what happened to the censored pages on Saudi Arabia ( cut from the CIA's annual report shortly after 9/11 )? It's been bugging me ever since I heard it.

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  104. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can learn this is any basic College or even High School Chemistry class. Temperature is a measure of the average kinetic energy of the molecules of a substance. The key word here is average. If on average the global atmosphere is warming, it can very well be the case that ice gets thicker (much, much thicker) in one place so long as somewhere else an equal but opposite temperature change occurs. The key is that it averages out to the expected change in temperature. For instance, if I have a copper plate and cool one side to -150 degrees and heat the other side to +150 degrees, the average temperature of the copper plate will be 0 degrees. I can still cool the negative side 50 degrees more (to -200 degrees) so long as I heat the positive side an equal amount, +50 degrees (to +200 degrees) and retain the same average temperature. That is, one side is cooler than it had been before but the average temperature is still the same. Now if I only cooled the -150 degree side by 49 degrees, the average temperature would be half a degree greater than it had been. But the cool side would still have been cooler than when we started.

    In much the same way, the world can warm up while parts of it get colder. The key metric is the average of all of the parts, not just some of the parts.

  105. typo by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    You misspelled "because of" as "inspite of."

  106. Re:Nice. Now if only... by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

    Any chance of these slides causing tsunamis in Atlantic ?


    Some, but not much... mostly, these will break off inland, so they won't drop. The slides themselves will be fairly gentle... more of a drift than a rush. You'd only get a tsunami if a large area was undercut and snapped off. Even so, this wouldn't be big enough to do much damage except maybe to Iceland.

    A number of similar slabs have broken off from Antarctica, and there's been no tsunami as a result.

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  107. Re:Greenland is getting colder. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    So you are proving Global Warming wrong by pointing to an article that says there is Global Warming.

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  108. Re:Nice. Now if only... by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

    As an Australian, I should point out here that we're not in "1-in-1000 year" drought. Point in fact, there was a feature in the Australian today about this. The second-wettest year on record in Australia was 2000.

    The problem isn't lack of rainfall. The problem is that rainfall patterns have shifted - it no longer rains as much as it used to in certain areas, and it now rains more than it used to. In particular, this is screwing up dams - most of the catchment areas for them are now getting less rainfall. This is stuffing up irrigation, which makes the farmers pissed off because they ignored the fact that we live in a sunburnt country and don't plant to suit the prevailing conditions.

    In this land of droughts and flooding rains, we have farmers who plant crops and raise livestock requiring intensive irrigation. According to the CSIRO it takes about 750 litres of water to grow one kilogram of oven-dry wheat grain. It also takes up to 100,000 litres of water to produce just one kilogram of beef, and 170,000 litres of water to produce 1 kg of clean wool. Something like 75% of all water utilisation in Australia is by farmers - about 10% of water is used in cities groaning under Level 4 water restrictions, with the remaining 15% used by heavy industry. A lot of this water "goes overseas" in a way.

    What Australia needs is a way of shifting water around more efficiently, to take it from the areas which have too much and direct it to the places it's needed. Initiatives like Beattie's "water grid" will help. Moving the users of water would help, too - most of Australia's agriculture is based around the Murray-Darling basin, which has been hit hard by the drought. Areas like northern Australia and Tasmania, by contrast, are under-developed agriculturally and have plenty of water.

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  109. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

    Maybe you have a different definition of recent, but in 95/96 there was a blizzard from the Atlantic to the Ohio valley.

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  110. Re:Puhleease: Put Roland Piquepaille blog elsewher by Inda · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I've seen a Firefox Extension or Greasemonkey script that filters Roland's stories from the front page.

    If there isn't one, and I've dreamed the whole thing, then it should only take 10 minutes to write one.

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  111. Greasemonkey script to remove piquepaille stories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you - it appears that there are several.

    I tried 3 of them, but this one seems to work best http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/5735/

    I don't block adverts, flash etc. but Roland's blog spam irritates me.

  112. The centre of the antartic is bone dry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No ice there ('cept under rocks) yet it is the coldest place on earth.

    Why is this so? You get ice sheets when it's cold, yes?

    Well, the air is so dry and so cold that there isn't any moisture in it by the time it gets inland, so although it's cold it is dry and there is no ice.

    If the place warmed up 10 degrees there may be enough water in the air to cause some snow to fall yet it will be too cold to melt, so you'd get glaciers.

    So, you'd look and say "see the ice is growing, so it can't be getting warmer" yet the temperatures have gone up 10 degrees.

    Now to answer you implied question: if someone is wrong, shouldn't they be moderated "wrong" and remove the erroreous information from the internet? Or should we keep ALL wrong information alive?

  113. Who said it was always near the pole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wales was a LOT nearer the equator 250 million years ago. 120 million years ago it was under water and further north.

    So why would you expect Greenland to be up north all that time? If you didn't, why are you suprised that a tropical landmass could have had trees on it?

  114. Re:Nice. Now if only... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    While I generally agree bad land/water management has compounded the problem, and acknowledge storms stubbornly track around the catchments instead of over them, I would not want to mow down the Tassie forests to plant cash crops. OTOH: I wholeheartedly agree we need solid data to adapt. The article in the Australian is not bad but it downplays the severity as can bee seen by looking at the BOM's drought statement archives. The most interesting ones are the latest one and the one for the 2000 downpour you mention. As an aside this years grain crop forecast was cut in half (12M tons lost) around july-august, since then the drought has got worse.

    The 1:1000 (or sometimes 1:500) figure I quoted was arrived at using the same techniques as insurance actuaries use for weather related events.

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  115. Re:Puhleease: Put Roland Piquepaille blog elsewher by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    AGREED.

    Even though this is an interesting story, /. needs to stop linking to this attention whore's blog and link directly to the information, not someone writing about the information that wants more clicks on his site.

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  116. Vineyards... by sycodon · · Score: 1

    ...from the last time the ice melted.

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  117. Obligaroty south park quote by Idbar · · Score: 1

    Stan: "Global warming isn't happening right now. It's, it's not what caused the Beaverton flood."
    Kyle: "How do you know that?"
    Stan: "Because, I know what did cause the flood."
    Kyle: "George Bush?"
    Stan: "No."
    Kyle: "Terrorists?"
    Stan: "No."
    Kyle: "Communists?"
    Stan: "No."
    Kyle: "Chinese radicals?"
    Stan: "No."
    Kyle: "...Grad students?"
    Stan: "...sort of."

    On related news, Ohio State publicly declared they broke the dam.

  118. Dinosaur Poop! by opiv6ix · · Score: 1

    You know in the spring, when the snow melts, and you have to clean up after your dog hardcore? Yeah, well now think about how much dinosaurs used to poop and how long the snow's been there. We'll need even more special radar to tell us where the poop ends and the ground begins.

  119. OT by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

    I like your sig - but I think that it should be "WW1+WW2+...+WWW" more geeky math stuff that way. :)

    Sera

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  120. Vicking poop ! by javaDragon · · Score: 1

    Millions of years ? Don't know about the medieval warm period and the vicking colonization of Groenland ?

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  121. Re:Nice. Now if only... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    "Nor has it been the case in any recent year I remember."
    Ah, but was it the case a hundred years ago? Wasn't there a time when the America's Northeast had snow on Christmas? The literature of New England implies that it did snow there a lot once. (And I don't just mean Buffalo.)
    Global warming has been accelerating, in part since the beginning of the industrial revolution, likely somewhat faster since 1950. We've theorized about it for almost two decades now. The data we want for what things were like before it hit probably should come from before most of our lifetimes, not during them.

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  122. Re:Nice. Now if only... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "There being thicker ice in any part of the world (even my freezer) means that global warming is totally false."

    OMG the three body problem doesn't have a solution, gravity is totaly false.

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  123. Boring. by triso · · Score: 1

    This is a rather lame topic. "What's Hidden Under Greenland's Ice?" At least as lame as, "What's Hidden Under a Scotsman's Kilt?"

    1. Re:Boring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bah, you got the joke totally wrong.

      Everyone knows its "whats worn under a scotsmans kilt?"
      with the answer being "nothing, its all in perfect working order"

  124. What a world! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Luftwaffe. The Tomb of Couperin. And, at LONG last, Plato's "cave".

  125. Re:Nice. Now if only... by strider44 · · Score: 1

    I would draw the picture of the joke going over your head but really - surely when reading that ice growing thicker in my freezer disproves global warming *something* tweaked your joke sensors...

  126. Millions? by nicomp · · Score: 1

    Since we 'know' the ice has been there for millions of years, then we must also 'know' what's under it.

  127. Hyperborea by Jedyte · · Score: 1

    The ancient land of Hyperborea! Mount Voormithadreth, housing Tsathoggua the toad-god. I'm suprised nobody mentioned it yet...

  128. Re:Nice. Now if only... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Ah, but was it the case a hundred years ago? Wasn't there a time when the America's Northeast had snow on Christmas? The literature of New England implies that it did snow there a lot once. (And I don't just mean Buffalo.)

    Sure. And I'm sure there were times before that when, again, there wasn't snow in the Northeast in late December. It comes and goes.

    Don't read too much into what I said - I'm neither supporting nor denying global warming, nor am I saying anything about anthropogenic causes; I'm just saying that not having snow in December is nothing new. (And frankly I don't miss it one bit - I have a 150-foot driveway.)

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  129. Re:Nice. Now if only... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Maybe you have a different definition of recent, but in 95/96 there was a blizzard from the Atlantic to the Ohio valley.

    OK, but that was ten years ago. There was another fairly bad one in '88 IIRC, and another before that in '78. So maybe we're due for one soon? But still, in general, at least in the part of the Northeast where I live (Long Island), snowless Decembers are hardly rare.

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  130. Look north... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps not that common in the US, but Quebec city had it's first green Christmas in recorded history this year. Environment Canada says Montreal now has snow for Christmas 2 years out of 3 rather than 4 out of 5. I had to go all the way to Baie Commeau to get a white Christmas ^^

  131. Insensitive post of the week: by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Three words "dead polar bears!" ha ha !

    No seriously - a baby seal walked into a club...

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  132. Re:Nice. Now if only... by StikyPad · · Score: 1
    Old ice is very dense - it's been compressed over thousands or even millions of years, and contains more water by volume than the newer ice being laid down above. The main contributor to this is that the new ice has a lot of gas dissolved into it, or caught in bubbles. What this means is you can melt a million cubic meters of old glacial ice to get a bit less than a million cubic meters of water.

    There are exceptions to the basic classifications of matter, but water-ice is not one of them, and solids generally do not change shape. You can't squeeze a bubble out of ice any more than you can out of solid epoxy, so unless you're referring to snow, "new ice" is no different from "old ice." Indeed, scientists use the air trapped in "old ice" to observe past atmospheric conditions. Even if it were possible for the air to somehow teleport out of the ice, and/or for the solid to somehow fill in the voids to increase its density (despite the fact that solids don't change shape by definition), liquid seawater varies by only 1.8% in density from the surface to a depth of 4km.

    I also managed to find an article that applied specifically to your claim (despite the fact that it's answering a different question). From http://ak.water.usgs.gov/glaciology/FAQ.htm, emphasis mine:

    3. Is glacier ice colder than regular ice?

            No - indeed, all of the physical, thermal and electrical properties of "regular icebox ice" and glacier ice are identical: density, viscosity, heat of fusion, latent heat, heat capacity, dielectric constant, thermal conductivity, absorption, emissivity, etc. The few small differences in characteristics are solely due to grain size differences (see 3.1). NOTE: High pressure forms of ice with different properties have been produced in laboratory experiments, but none occur naturally on earth, not even at the base of the Antarctic or Greenland ice sheets.

            3.1. But doesn't glacier ice last longer in drinks!!!???

                    Yes - a little, but only because the ice crystals are larger. Crystals melt from the outside and large crystals expose less surface area per unit volume of ice; therefore, ice with larger crystals melts more slowly.

    you're either an idiot or a troll.

    I didn't bother to read the post to which you replied, but perhaps you should be a bit less condescending considering you don't seem to have your own facts straight.
  133. Denmark. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    But at least you tried to figure this enigma....

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