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Vista DRM Cracked by Security Researcher

An anonymous reader writes "Security researcher Alex Ionescu claims to have successfully bypassed the much discussed DRM protection in Windows Vista, called 'Protected Media Path' (PMP), which is designed to seriously degrade the playback quality of any video and audio running on systems with hardware components not explicitly approved by Microsoft. The bypass of the DRM protection was in turn performed by breaking the Driver Signing / PatchGuard protection in the new operating system. Alex is now quite nervous about what an army of lawyers backed by draconian copyright laws could do to him if he released the details, but he claims to be currently looking into the details of safely releasing his details about this at the moment though."

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  1. very fitting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    called 'Protected Media Path' (PMP)
    I can guess how that's pronounced...
    1. Re:very fitting by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "called 'Protected Media Path' (PMP)" I can guess how that's pronounced... Well, it just goes to show, that PMP'ing an operating system ain't easy.

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    2. Re:very fitting by EvanED · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, it just goes to show, that PMP'ing an operating system ain't easy.

      Or 'It's hard out here for a PMP'

    3. Re:very fitting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on, that jab is unfair.

      As a user of the Windows Home Operating Rights Environment, I must state for the record that all of my transactions with said system are completely clean, and take place using the most effective protection available. If you truly feel that some of your Media exchanges are tainted, I'd suggest it's probably because you didn't pay the requisite PMP fees.

    4. Re:very fitting by WndrBr3d · · Score: 2, Funny

      PMP: Makin' sure you get paid!

    5. Re:very fitting by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or 'It's hard out here for a PMP'

      I don't know what you heard about me
      But you can't get your video out of me
      High quality video you can't see
      Because I've got uncracked PMP.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    6. Re:very fitting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, it turns out his working draft is titled "time to un-PMP your audio"

    7. Re:very fitting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you're really that obnoxious, maybe you should re-read your post a few times before submitting it, rather than go out of your way to insult another user (who was self-deprecating in the first place) for no apparent reason.

    8. Re:very fitting by Coucho · · Score: 5, Funny

      Big Data Cane.. is that you?

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  2. 1st thing is to get a good lawyer by Punko · · Score: 3, Funny

    As fast as you can

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    1. Re:1st thing is to get a good lawyer by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Security researcher Alex Ionescu claims to have successfully bypassed the much discussed DRM protection in Windows Vista
      I have to go down to the corner and see my neighborhood gaming law researcher and get down a bet on the superbowl. After that I'll go see the drug law researcher and score some weed.
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    2. Re:1st thing is to get a good lawyer by anup_at_mac · · Score: 5, Funny

      "We seem to bend over backwards for the US at this point, and for the **AA in particular....... " You mean bend over forward, right?
    3. Re:1st thing is to get a good lawyer by gumbright · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...We seem to bend over backwards for the US at this point,... We request that you to bend over the other way to simplify future interactions. Thank you for your cooperation.
  3. It's all in the details. by FuturePastNow · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...could do to him if he released the details, but he claims to be currently looking into the details of safely releasing his details...
    Grammar tip: don't use the same word three times in one sentence.
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    1. Re:It's all in the details. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

      What is the problem? That is a perfectly cromulent sentence.

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    2. Re:It's all in the details. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      This comment was apparently actually brought to you by the-department-of-redundancy-department. The last sentence was the one I found the most entertaining: "but he claims to be currently looking into the details of safely releasing his details about this at the moment though." But/though, currently/at the moment. Free advice to everyone: don't be so eager to get the story submission that you abuse the language. It's just not that important.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:It's all in the details. by D4rk+Fx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Grammar tip: don't use the same word three times in one sentence.
      How about 9 times, is that okay?
      Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
  4. I have a brilliant crack of the Vista DRM too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... but there is no space in the margin of this comment to write it.

  5. In future news... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Vista DRM cracked by anybody with the desire to do so".

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    1. Re:In future news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Vista DRM cracked by anybody with the desire to do so".
      by holding down the ALT key when installing from Vista's DVD?
  6. Post the details on MySpace by DBCubix · · Score: 5, Funny

    and then ask Network Solutions to suspend their domain. It works on GoDaddy domains.

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  7. just release it by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just release it, the deluge of bad PR will suck the moneyline away from the lawyers long enough for you to jet to Aruba or somewhere.

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  8. What with by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Excellent news.
    What with HD-DVD and Blu-Ray being cracked already, and now this, combined with all the hate and general unity by consumers against the big movie and music industry, how much more signal do they need that DRM is pointless and unwanted and to finally stop trying to force it on us?

    1. Re:What with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      At the same time, I told the guy who has taught the second-semester C++ course at my undergrad institution that I was going to be researching rootkits, and he said "what's a rootkit?"

      (This was back in August -- well after Sony.)

  9. Re:I'll do it... by robably · · Score: 5, Funny

    The DMCA doesn't have arms, it has tentacles. Horrible, oozing, pus-filled tentacles.

  10. Norwegians, I'm ashamed of you by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone in America cracked this first.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Norwegians, I'm ashamed of you by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Canada isn't in America?

      -Eric

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  11. Re:Let's learn English by EvanED · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could not be more redundant.

    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

    (Also, that "sentence" I quoted is a fragment. And you didn't capitalize "i" in the previous sentence, which is actually a run-on.)

  12. Re:Pro Bono Security Attorneys by fotbr · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd have to put a pro-linux spin on this before the EFF will give a damn.

    Merely being anti-microsoft and anti-drm isn't enough to get the linux and open-source fanboys fired up enough to get the EFF to do anything.

  13. Re:Pro Bono Security Attorneys by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You really think you can find that many Pro-Bono Attorneys?

    I mean sure, The Joshua Tree was great, but they've been going downhill for awhile....

  14. Yay! by Grinin · · Score: 2, Funny

    There needs to be an installer to bypass the PMP and DRM functionality in Vista so that every user can have the right to CHOOSE!

    1. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, Until microsoft anti-spyware deletes your patch....

  15. Re:Moving to Redmond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    From Alex's website -

    "He is currently studying at Concordia University in Montreal, Canada, and is in his first year of obtaining a bachelor's degree in Software Engineering. He is also a Microsoft Student Ambassador and is representing the company on campus as a Technical Rep."

    Uh oh.

  16. Details? by Jotii · · Score: 5, Funny

    he claims to be currently looking into the details of safely releasing his details
    Can anyone explain more in detail?
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  17. Obligatory attempt at poor humor... by E-Lad · · Score: 5, Funny


    "It's time to un-PMP ze audio"

    1. Re:Obligatory attempt at poor humor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh, snap!

  18. Sorry 'bout that by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Didn't read TFA, but when I saw this in the blurb:

    draconian copyright laws

    ...I just assumed it was us.

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    rediculous.
  19. Re:Pro Bono Security Attorneys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, ever since he broke up with Cher.

  20. Re: It's a shame by winomonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    US law is like Man Law - a universal truth with a reach that transcends all borders.

  21. Thank god for the primary process!!! by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

    *does a jig with two thumbs up*

    *stabs self in eyes with thumbs*

    JAZZ HANDS!

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