Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Release Date Announced
Croakyvoice writes "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling, the seventh and final book
in the best-selling series, has been scheduled for release at 12:01 a.m. on July
21, 2007, Scholastic announced today." A deluxe edition for collectors and enthusiasts is also planned with a simultaneous release.
Just letting people know i started camping out in front of my local Barnes and Noble This afternoon. If anyone could bring me some coffee, that would be super-sweet.
Im going to get back to writing my erotic fan fiction where Hairy and lee adama from Battlestar Galactica become close friends (wink wink)
Mikey
I've always been the kinda guy to fall for the girl dressed like an eskimo.
wonder when the "Harry dies on page..." shirts come out?
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I can finally kick my habit of dirty nasty but delicious harry on ron on hermoine on snape fanfics and get into some real book reading?
Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin in it
I can't wait to eat a bowl of Deathly Hallows. I might even mix in some C3POs if I'm feeling saucy.
I'm sure the T-shirt printers are getting ready: "Harry Potter dies on page 573, I just saved you 15 hours and $29."
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
1. Harry goes to school.
2. After a few weeks something weird starts to happen.
3. Ignore it until just before the school year ends.
4. Find out what was causing whatever was weird to happen.
5. Defeat it/Showdown with Voldemort.
But seriously I love the books.
Unless this new Harry Potter book has some gratuitous Microsoft/Vista-basing incorporated somehow, it has no place on Slashdot!
"A deluxe edition for collectors and enthusiasts is also planned with a simultaneous release."
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Deluxe Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Ultimate Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Home Premium Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Home Basic Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Business Edition
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Enterprise Edition
Don't think it won't happen.
Page 608? I would think she'd wait until the last half of the book, at least.
http://www.bash.org/?111338
I'm guessing we go 2 or 3 years with nothing, then out comes Harry Potter Jr. and the Redundant Storyline of Destiny.
I've got the scoop the story:
"The school and Harry's friends are scandalized when he shows up to the prom naked on a horse."
Ooops...sorry, wrong story.
If you've never been modded as "flamebait" or "troll," you've never tried to argue a minority viewpoint here!
Dumbledore dies?!
You insensitive clod!!
have you read any of the books? they are good! I don't care how old you are! Yes I might be a little drunk right now cause I discovered a liquor store that lets me make my own 6pack of beer but these books are great! I sure I'm not being as coherent as I usually am due to my BAC but yeah . . . . . . oh yeah I would also go as far to say that reading these books might be considered at least a little bit nerdy and therefore might explain why its on /.
And when it's finally released, the middle 300 pages that promised all kinds of things will be missing.
That'll make it a Vista article.
I think I spot a connection!
What's purple and commutes? An Abelian grape.
omg you should do that while dressed up as wizards, having sex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjLBCH6VTvQ
Yes, and it tends to "loose" something in translation :)
Warning: Spoiler alert!
CATS/Diebold '08- All your vote are belong to us!
Wow what an amazing and fortunate coincidence!
Welcome Back Potter?
So's the guy who played him.
I know the guy was a method actor, but dang, that's just taking it a little too far...
Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
We already have a genre for "Magic Fiction." Fantasy.
I thought that was the genre for those novels at the supermarket with Fabio on the cover?
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice, however, there is.
I thought that was the genre for those novels at the supermarket with Fabio on the cover? No that is called Trash.
RonB
It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
No. Daniel Radcliffe with his shirt off is fantasy.
Norman Cook's Ode to Sl
Yeah, but has she helped the Doctor prevent the destruction of the Earth, like those guys did? I didn't think so! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shakespeare_Code http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unquiet_Dead
The problem with the Harry Potter books is that my wife cheats ...
To be fair, I'm not sure why that's Harry Potter's problem.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
Are you sure you don't mean "cromulent?"
"[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz
On page 421, it is revealed that Salazaar Slytherin was actually a secret co-founder of Microsoft and contributed Clippy to Windows.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Snape shot first!
I have it on good authority that Dudley Dursley turns out to be the last horcrux. Harry cleverly kills Voldemort by stuffing Dudley down Voldermort's throat.
"SF has now been re-labeled as Speculative Fiction" ... "At least that's what my Literature professors at college claim"
;)
Sounds like your Literature professors are living in some soft of Fantasy world.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't.
On the other hand if you don't need a reference then you should definitely read this Little Gamers strip.
Oh dear, another Slashdotter who doesn't know his literature. A true Slashdotter, believing everything he (or she???) reads at slashdot, would immediately know that in a recent slashdot article (http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/02/ 01/2049239) an article was mentioned (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id= 116&art_id=qw1170340561317B216) in which this quote was made: ;-0
"It is a machine mechanism that is going to take molecular machines a step forward to the realisation of the future world of nanotechnology. Things that seem like a Harry Potter film now are going to be a reality."
So, obviously the tagging of thís story as "SciFi" is indeed wrong, as it should by "SciFu" (Science Future)
(Yes, this is a joke, pun intended!)
[Harry enters Godric Hallow where Lord Voldemort awaits and casts an unforgivable curse] ... are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday."
Voldemort: "Crucio"
Voldemort: "Good heavens
[curse missed harry]
Harry: "My name is Harry Potter, you killed my, father prepare to die"
Voldemort: "Stop saying that"
Harry: "My name is Harry Potter, you killed my, father prepare to die. Avadacadavera"
[Voldemort dies]
Harry Potter: The Next Generation. Starring Wil Wheaton as Wesley Potter. Make sure you watch for the school councillor with the huge tatas. "I sense....frustration. Deep frustration and confusion. And...an obsession with wands."
Then: Harry Potter: Hogwarts Brine, wherein Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft opens a new campus, deep under the ocean, near a magical portal to a different world. Make sure you watch for the local wife (with huge tatas) of the muggle arcade owner.
Soon to be followed by Harry Potter: Voyager, wherin a group of students, attempting to prank some townies/muggles, accidently transports themselves, and the townies/muggles, to a distant land, and they must make their way back. Make sure you watch for the evil alien who they try to convert to Hogwartsim, but it turns out that she was the daughter of a Hogwarts-funded research expedition; she has huge tatas.
Lamentably followed by Harry Potter: Dumbledore, wherein we find that Dumbledore used to be headmaster at a DIFFERNET school, that was NEVER PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED as existing, and infact CANNOT have existed given the existing canon, where they teach magic that is somehow MORE ADVANCED than what is later taught at Hogwarts. Make sure you watch out for the muggle school administrator with the huge tatas.
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