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Scientology Critic Arrested After 6 Years

destinyland writes "Friday police arrested 64-year-old Keith Henson. In 2000 after picketing a Scientology complex, he was arrested as a threat because of a joke Usenet post about "Tom Cruise Missiles." He fled to Canada after being found guilty of "interfering" with a religion, and spent the next 6 years living as a fugitive. Besides being a digital encryption and free speech advocate, he's one of the original Burr-Brown/Texas Instruments researchers and a co-founder of the Space Colony movement."

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  1. Tom Cruise Missile by lecithin · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Other posters joined in the internet discussion, asking whether Tom Cruise missiles are affected by wind. "No way," Keith joked. "Modern weapons are accurate to a matter of a few tens of yards."

    So, does that make Tom Cruise a 'straight shooter'?

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    1. Re:Tom Cruise Missile by DJCacophony · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tom Cruise? Straight? I think not.

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    2. Re:Tom Cruise Missile by uncqual · · Score: 5, Funny

      Amen

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    3. Re:Tom Cruise Missile by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I would think that threatening a person with unimaginable torture for all of eternity if they did not deny the existence of their gods would be considered a threat.

      No, John Travolta's and Tom Cruise's movies just seem like they last for eternity and, as far as I know, denying isn't enough; you aren't forced to watch them unless you actively spread the information that L. Ron wasn't actually God.

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    4. Re:Tom Cruise Missile by Lars+T. · · Score: 5, Funny

      I see the point you are trying to make, but Christians don't have the power to damn someone to Hell. Usually it is said that God will damn you, or something like that. It is more of a warning, as it is not within their control. It is similar to someone telling you that if you lie in the middle of the freeway, you are likely to get hit by a car. They aren't threatening you with a car, but warning you of the car's coming. Whether you believe in what the Christians are saying or not isn't relevant, just that the message they are bringing isn't a threat. Oh so it's more something like: "If you don't stop posting here, somebody (who I have no control over) is going to kill you and your family!"
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    5. Re:Tom Cruise Missile by Saxerman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
      Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
      Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
      --Annie Dillard, 'Pilgrim at Tinker Creek'

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  3. Space colony, eh? by PhxBlue · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can we set up a solar colony for the Scientologists?

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    1. Re:Space colony, eh? by anagama · · Score: 4, Funny

      It needs to be in this order:
      1-Set up space colony.
      2-Send up scientologists.
      3-Send up air.

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  4. Friday police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Friday police arrested 64-year-old Keith Henson.

    I don't know who these Friday police are, but they should be stopped. Friday police don't have the right to stop free speech anymore than normal police do!

  5. What's your excuse? by Rahga · · Score: 3, Funny

    'In 2000 after picketing a Scientology complex, he was arrested as a threat because of a joke Usenet post about "Tom Cruise Missiles."'

    I thought people only read Usenet for the pictures.

  6. Re:Scientology isn't a Religion by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    Legitimate religions are based on Gourds or Sandals. Scientology is based on science and so clearly is not legitimate.

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  7. Re:Scientology isn't a Religion by jspectre · · Score: 5, Funny

    maybe it's about time someone starts an open-source religion? license it with the gpl so it can be distributed freely and not require payment to participate in. everyone can modify it as they see fit and all gods/goddesses must be open for all to see.

    i just wonder how long will it take for microsoft to embrace the new religion, add their own pantheon, patent it and try to squash the rest of us? i can hear the chant now... "developers.. developers.. developers.." as we do a monkey dance around a bonfire of burning penguins.

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  8. Re:Scary by green+menace · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not true. I heard a great one this morning. A terrorist, A scientologist, and a donkey walk into a bar.... Oh snap... I suck at remembering jokes.

  9. Re:I don't get it? by jrumney · · Score: 5, Funny

    While not outright illegal, everyone here would give me the eyeball if I went out picketing a Jewish mosque.

    If you can find yourself a Jewish mosque to picket, then I say go for it. You'd probably get a lot of support from Jews and mosques around the world (not to mention the evangelical Christians) for picketing such an abomination.

  10. Re:Religion ? by robably · · Score: 3, Funny

    They have lots of followers but that is only because they have been brainwashed. Scientology is a way of making money for the high ups.
    Sounds like they're perfectly qualified to be a religion.
  11. In Soviet California.... by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Xenu imprisons YOU!

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  12. Re:Scary by DrKyle · · Score: 4, Funny

    A terrorist, A scientologist, and a donkey walk into a bar....

    The terrorist says to the scientologist,"Stay away from the donkey, I've packed him full of explosives."
    The scientologist says to the terrorist,"You can't blow up the donkey, I've packed him full of thetans!"
    Finally the donkey says,"Actually, I'm fine. You filled each other up, you Asses."
  13. Being religious is like being gay by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny
    Being religious is like being gay - both have a genetic component.

    Some people have both genes, but I'll Cruise away from further speculation on that subject.

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  14. Re:Digital Monks of the Internet Monastery by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  15. It's only a matter of time... by naChoZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    "interfering" with a religion

    So now it's just a matter of time before creationists start having archeologists arrested for digging up dinosaurs and interfering with their religion...

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  16. The moral of the story is by ClosedSource · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't mess with space aliens.

  17. Re: "The land of the free" bullshit by Paracelcus · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess you're from Europe and did'nt know any better.

    The US of America has the best legal system money can buy!

    And we have a constitutional right to freedom of speach, and our gummermint has a right to break in to our homes sieze our property
    put us on a (very special) plane and send us to an undisclosed location where there is no constitution.

    And never come home, ever.

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  18. Re:Ecumenical Councils: the Christian Party Line by sokoban · · Score: 4, Funny

    You do not know or understand the history of Christianity. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt. You don't know the history of Christianity, I do.

    You're being glib.
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  19. Alternate Scientologist in a Bar Joke by hullabalucination · · Score: 4, Funny

    Note: the following joke is subject to final script approval by Mr. Tom Cruise, in accordance with his production company's contract with United Artists.

    OK, see, this Scientologist walks into a bar with a frog on his head. And the bartender says, "HEY...what the hell is THAT?!" And the frog says, "Well, I'm not sure exactly, but it started out as a wart on my ass."

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