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Dell Laptop Burns House Down

Nuclear Elephant writes "The Consumerist is running a story about a house burned down by a Dell laptop. 'My 130-year-old former farm house was engulfed in flames, with thick dark smoke pouring out of the windows and roof... Hours later, after investigation the fire marshal investigator took me aside asked me if I had a laptop computer. Yes — I told him I had a Dell Inspiron 1200.' It was determined that the laptop, battery, or cord malfunctioned after its owner left for work, leaving the fire to spread through the entire house. All attempts to contact Dell have failed. 'I have tried to call Dell to at least notify them of my problems, but each time I have called I get transferred into an endless loop of "Joe" or "Alan" all speaking a delectable version of English I presume emanates from Bangalore. I have been outright hung up on each time I get someone who speaks a reasonable version of English, or sounds like they might be in charge of something. Promises of call backs have gone, of course, unreturned.'"

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  1. Pshaw! by Bwana+Geek · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nothing... An iPod killed my family!

    1. Re:Pshaw! by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, we knew from the beginning that the iPod was Apple's killer app.

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    2. Re:Pshaw! by Bin_jammin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's nothing, a single mp3 put my whole family in the poorhouse.

    3. Re:Pshaw! by penguinrenegade · · Score: 5, Informative

      Contact an attorney. They WILL be able to get ahold of Dell for certain. Not only that, but come back here and post an article on your progress. Get a petition going - Slashdot readers will sign it (online most likely) in droves. Contact PJ at Groklaw, she'll likely be interested in your story. With all of the talk of exploding batteries, you're likely to find an audience that will listen to an attorney.

    4. Re:Pshaw! by Popsmear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Online petitions are a joke and a waste of time. To date an online petition has never changed anything. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.ht m I'm sure it will work great. :\

    5. Re:Pshaw! by try_anything · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bah, this has nothing to do with looking out for his interests and getting fair compensation for his loss. His homeowner's insurance company is already handling it, and if he wants to recover damages not covered by his insurance, he knows the next step is to call a lawyer, not Dell.

      So, if he knows this (and I think it's safe to assume he does), why is he calling Dell? A house burning down is not like a hard drive dying. Calling them on and the phone and expecting to have a casual chat about a matter relating to insurance claims and possible legal action is asinine and simply obnoxious. "Notify" them? Gimme a break. No wonder they hung up on him. It's the only safe thing to do when a guy calls you repeatedly and fishes for comments about an issue that may be discussed in court.

      I'm sure the guy is taking appropriate steps to protect his interests. This stuff about calling Dell is nothing but entertainment; it's completely irrelevant to resolving the matter, and he knows it. He's just wasting their time and trying to embarrass them.

    6. Re:Pshaw! by balloonhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Got your money's worth for the $400 warranty?

      Sounds more like you got screwed on the original purchase.

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    7. Re:Pshaw! by try_anything · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't the people that answer the phone have away to escelate something like this?

      It sounds like he got escalated multiple times. But what could they do for him? Any company will route you to someone who will take down a complaint. ("I'd like to make a complaint" has never failed for me.) But that's not what he wanted to do. Any company will route you to the legal department if you have something legal to say... but he didn't. He didn't want to initiate any official process, because he's quite sensibly going to leave that to his insurance company and possibly his lawyer, if it comes to that.

      In fact, he says he only wanted to "notify" them of his "problems," which he was surely able to do. It only takes thirty seconds to tell the story, so he probably "notified" half the people he talked to. There's no explanation of why he kept calling, who he was trying to reach, or what kind of satisfaction he wanted from them.

      So what should Dell have done? Transfer him to the legal department -- no, he wasn't calling with any legal business. (He was probably offered the option anyway.) Let him tell his tale to a non-lawyer -- fine, he did. Have a non-lawyer discuss or even acknowledge what he said -- no way in hell.

      Granted I don't know exactly how everything went down but the company should have been able to route the calls to the right department.

      That's the point. There was no right department because there was nothing they could do for him. He can't even clearly say what it was he wanted. That's a pretty good way to get transferred around aimlessly and hung up on, especially if you get escalated to busy people who can tell you have no clear aim in calling.

      Another good way to get hung up on is to badger people about something they've told you they can't discuss. Suppose you were in a car accident and the other guy kept calling you and asking to talk about his medical problems. Wouldn't you start hanging up on him?

    8. Re:Pshaw! by danheskett · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hello. This was my house, I am the dan from the article. I contacted Dell because a fire investigator told me it would be a good idea. Also, the case was referred to the Consumer Product Safety comission. I was asked to contact Dell to get the serial numbers and batch numbers or whatever that is from Dell. Since the laptop was ruined it wasn't easy to extract all the fine points of what battery, cord, revision, etc it was. No entertainment involved.

    9. Re:Pshaw! by TClevenger · · Score: 4, Funny

      To date an online petition has never changed anything.

      That's not true at all. I signed an online petition and starting getting lots of spam.

  2. Guess they'll have to drop the upcoming commercial by edwardpickman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Burning Down the House may have been a poor choice for a new a theme song.

  3. Agent for service of process by crankyspice · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dell's a corporation. They're either a Texas or a Delaware corp. (Probably Texas.) They'll be registered with whatever the local equivalent of the secretary of state's office is. They'll have provided the name and address of a person or agency authorized by them to receive service of process (in the event they're sued or something). Send a certified letter to that person/agency. You'll get someone's attention right quick, without plowing through India.

    You might also think about talking to a tort lawyer. From what I got from this article, you've probably got a pretty good consumer products liability claim. (Even if you're not interested in pursuing it, whomever insured your farm house -- it was insured, right? -- is probably interested in recouping their loss. And, enough of these exploding Dells have made the news of late, it might force Dell to be substantially more careful when designing their next round of laptops... But, then, I'm a trial lawyer, that's how I think. :)

    Good luck, sorry to hear about your loss!

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    1. Re:Agent for service of process by anagama · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Second, Dell has issued a safety recall and anyone who has chosen not to participate is going to have a hard time winning a case. Third, the Inspiron 1200 wasn't one of the affected systems.
      So let me get this right. It's his fault because he didn't participate in a battery recall program in which he couldn't participate because his system wasn't on the recall list. You my friend, should consider running for public office.
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  4. Dell Tech Support? by jkj5301 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what do you want "Alan" to do about it? Send another replacement parts?

  5. It's not a bug, it's a feature! by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the new combined security and power-save model in Vista. Your PC can't get infected by spyware, no one can hack your home network, and you won't use any power, if the computer just burns the whole place to the ground.

    I think it's in the Screen Saver settings someplace:

    "[x] Enter Burn-House-to-Ground mode after [ 30 ] minutes of inactivity."

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  6. Slashdot fixed it! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had some problems with getting Dell to complete my order (some recovery CDs were missing). I posted about it on Slashdot a few months back and got a reply from a US Dell employeee telling me to drop him a line and he'd help fix it (I'm in the UK) and try to his word after a couple of phone calls everything was sorted out and dandy.

    So before everyone starts ragging on Dell, remember there are at least a couple of good apples there.

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    1. Re:Slashdot fixed it! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So before everyone starts ragging on Dell, remember there are at least a couple of good apples there.

      I used to know a guy who worked for the local council cutting grass. One day he was driving to a job and noticed someone trying to cut a big site full of high grass with a small domestic lawn mower. He stopped, unloaded the slasher, did the job as a favour and was on his way in five minutes.

      All was fine until the guy with the mower called the council to publicly thank the employee who had helped him, wherupon all hell broke lose.

      So whatever you do don't ring Dell to report this guy for being good. Dell don't want to be good and we should judge the company by its official actions, despite the fact that 99% of the people who work there are nice people who rescue kittens, etc.

    2. Re:Slashdot fixed it! by thestuckmud · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe not, but I walked into a busy Apple store yesterday with a failing MacBook Pro battery, explained that it had a bulge, and walked out with a free replacement 15 minutes later. Makes me feel a little better about paying premium prices. BTW, they required me to show them the laptop.

  7. calling Dell.... or a lawyer? by BugDoomBug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At this point I believe the best thing would be to call a lawyer who has experience handling cases such as this. While this one is possibly a first, I am sure there are a slew of them out there who specialize in suing companies due to damage caused by faulty manufacturing or defective parts.

    In the event that this was not faulty manufacturing or parts, for example if the man frayed his cord and left it damaged, then he doesn't have a leg to stand on, otherwise it should be pretty straight forward if it shows it in the report on the fire.

  8. Obligatory Simpsons quote by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Well, this is your problem right here -- this thing's set to EVIL!"

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  9. Let the insurance company handle it. by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let the insurance company handle it. That is what you pay them for, they don't want to pay the claim themselves and the insurance company has the deep pockets to cover legal fees.

  10. A humble suggestion by Androclese · · Score: 5, Informative

    First and foremost, I am sorry for the loss of your home. The best suggestion I can give you is:

    Get a copy of the Fire Marshal's report that specifies the source of the fire being the laptop in question, deliver it to your insurance company, and then go talk to a lawyer.

    It sucks, but as an individual, you have less a chance of gaining the attention of the company in question (never mind the /. post) than the lawyer pool of your insurance company will.

    Good Luck

  11. Re:Let's assign blame accurately by hwyengr · · Score: 5, Funny

    And really, what is Dell supposed to say to claims of "you've burned my house down?"

    "Dude, you're getting a fire extinguisher!"
  12. No surprise... by evilviper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I imagine this has happened many times before. It can just be hard to narrow down the cause to a single source.

    5 years ago, 6 out of 100 of our new 17" Dell monitors went up in flames, over the first 3 months. This was fortunately an office building with very high ceilings, so there was little risk. I've long imagined just how bad that could have been in a private home, with a low ceiling, and wall nearby. That experience alone stopped me from ever buying anything from Dell.

    All the articles on Notebook fires are very old news. Dell's been having fire problem with their entire product range for about the past 10 years. Passing it off as Sony's fault ignores Dell's long history of similar ocurances with all of their machines.

    Since it happened to me, I've been wonder when I'd hear about a class action against Dell, but it's never been forthcoming. I guess residential building fires can cover up the evidence pretty well. Sooner or later, it's going to have to come out.

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  13. bwoop, bwoop by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Informative

    >You might also think about talking to a tort lawyer.

    The parent, being an attorney, may be taking for granted that everyone knows about coordinating with insurance companies.

    Read your policy, and look for fine print about attempting to recover damages on your own. You could seriously alienate your insurance carrier if you made a misstep in the legal system that blocked their chance of recovering money using their own lawyers.

  14. Inspiron 1200 NOT part of recall by Foerstner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's get this one out of the way first: the Inspiron 1200 was not one of the models listed in the recall program.https://www.dellbatteryprogram.com/

    I would like to know if the battery in the defective unit was one of the batteries subject to recall. If it was, then the owner bears some responsibility.


    IANAL (and this is not legal advice, yadda yadda...) but I think that, in order to prove that in court, you'd have to prove that A) the battery was one of the Sony recalled batteries B) The customer could reasonably be expected to have been aware that the battery in his laptop was one of the recalled batteries C) Despite knowing that the battery was dangerous and subject to recall, the customer did nothing to get a replacement

    But more than this, the maker of the battery was likely of Sony origin and quality.
    Which would only add a co-defendant in the lawsuit, if the guy were to go down that road.

    And really, what is Dell supposed to say to claims of "you've burned my house down?"

    Excellent point. If someone accused me of that, all I'd say is, "No comment." The next thing I'd say is, "Let's talk confidential settlement. Howzabout I give you a million dollars for your house, without admitting any liability?"

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  15. Insurance by SamBeckett · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Presumably you have insurance? If so, this little stunt could cost you your claim...

    Insurance policies have a clause in it re: subrogation. E.g. If Dell is really at fault--the insurance company will pay you directly, and then go after Dell for the money..

    BUT your policy also has a clause in it saying that you must not do anything to obstruct the insurance company's ability to subrogate. This little slashdot stunt and posting your story online may just do that.. You may have fscked yourself twice over.

  16. Is this real or a hoax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if this is a hoax. The Portland News site does not say anything about the cause of the fire. It does not even name the owner of the house. All we have is some guy named Dan (no last name) writing a letter to a blog claiming a Dell laptop burned down his house. Has anyone bothered to check the facts?

  17. Simple. Caveat Emptor (paraphrased) by heptapod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of laptop batteries in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

  18. Duh! by Derek+Loev · · Score: 5, Funny

    He obviously forgot to install a "firewall".
    ... Ok, I'm leaving.

  19. Some advice by Giro+d'Italia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, STFU in public about what happened. Not online, definitely not to the news media. Anything you say, especially if you speculate as to the cause, could come back to haunt you if this ever goes to trial.

    Repeat "no comment" to yourself aloud a few hundred times to get used to it.

    Next, call your insurance company. Let them sort it out. Let their lawyers fight it out with Dell if the laptop is determined to be the cause.

    We don't let lawyers write code, by the same token, you shouldn't try to handle this with Dell yourself. You shouldn't be contacting them at all.

  20. Re:Just curious... by mojodamm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, especially if they were planning on using that laptop to do it.

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  21. Re:Guess they'll have to drop the upcoming commerc by greg1104 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No big deal, they'll just use "We Didn't Start the Fire" instead.