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Dell Laptop Burns House Down

Nuclear Elephant writes "The Consumerist is running a story about a house burned down by a Dell laptop. 'My 130-year-old former farm house was engulfed in flames, with thick dark smoke pouring out of the windows and roof... Hours later, after investigation the fire marshal investigator took me aside asked me if I had a laptop computer. Yes — I told him I had a Dell Inspiron 1200.' It was determined that the laptop, battery, or cord malfunctioned after its owner left for work, leaving the fire to spread through the entire house. All attempts to contact Dell have failed. 'I have tried to call Dell to at least notify them of my problems, but each time I have called I get transferred into an endless loop of "Joe" or "Alan" all speaking a delectable version of English I presume emanates from Bangalore. I have been outright hung up on each time I get someone who speaks a reasonable version of English, or sounds like they might be in charge of something. Promises of call backs have gone, of course, unreturned.'"

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  1. Pshaw! by Bwana+Geek · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nothing... An iPod killed my family!

    1. Re:Pshaw! by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, we knew from the beginning that the iPod was Apple's killer app.

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    2. Re:Pshaw! by Bin_jammin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's nothing, a single mp3 put my whole family in the poorhouse.

    3. Re:Pshaw! by penguinrenegade · · Score: 5, Informative

      Contact an attorney. They WILL be able to get ahold of Dell for certain. Not only that, but come back here and post an article on your progress. Get a petition going - Slashdot readers will sign it (online most likely) in droves. Contact PJ at Groklaw, she'll likely be interested in your story. With all of the talk of exploding batteries, you're likely to find an audience that will listen to an attorney.

    4. Re:Pshaw! by Popsmear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Online petitions are a joke and a waste of time. To date an online petition has never changed anything. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.ht m I'm sure it will work great. :\

    5. Re:Pshaw! by ari_j · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, it was just a regular bitchfest instead.

    6. Re:Pshaw! by try_anything · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bah, this has nothing to do with looking out for his interests and getting fair compensation for his loss. His homeowner's insurance company is already handling it, and if he wants to recover damages not covered by his insurance, he knows the next step is to call a lawyer, not Dell.

      So, if he knows this (and I think it's safe to assume he does), why is he calling Dell? A house burning down is not like a hard drive dying. Calling them on and the phone and expecting to have a casual chat about a matter relating to insurance claims and possible legal action is asinine and simply obnoxious. "Notify" them? Gimme a break. No wonder they hung up on him. It's the only safe thing to do when a guy calls you repeatedly and fishes for comments about an issue that may be discussed in court.

      I'm sure the guy is taking appropriate steps to protect his interests. This stuff about calling Dell is nothing but entertainment; it's completely irrelevant to resolving the matter, and he knows it. He's just wasting their time and trying to embarrass them.

    7. Re:Pshaw! by MythoBeast · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is obviously from a person who hasn't had repeated conversations with Dell customer support representatives. I'm one of those lucky individuals who, in the lifetime of his 3 year warranty, has needed them to replace the video card, the cd rom, the screen, the hard drive, and the motherboard. Needless to say, I definitely got my money's worth for the 400+ dollar warranty, and obviously had worse than average luck or the warranty would have cost more.

      In any case, I've spent extensive time on the phone with Dell's customer support. Although they may speak excellent Indian English, this isn't even close to American English. They may speak as clearly as royalty, but that doesn't mean that they're comprehensible to Americans. On a couple of occasions, it has been necessary for me to ask the rep to transfer me to someone who had a more American accent, and that helped a bit. Regardless, I can guarantee that their first tier customer service centers were nowhere in the United States.

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    8. Re:Pshaw! by balloonhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Got your money's worth for the $400 warranty?

      Sounds more like you got screwed on the original purchase.

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    9. Re:Pshaw! by try_anything · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't the people that answer the phone have away to escelate something like this?

      It sounds like he got escalated multiple times. But what could they do for him? Any company will route you to someone who will take down a complaint. ("I'd like to make a complaint" has never failed for me.) But that's not what he wanted to do. Any company will route you to the legal department if you have something legal to say... but he didn't. He didn't want to initiate any official process, because he's quite sensibly going to leave that to his insurance company and possibly his lawyer, if it comes to that.

      In fact, he says he only wanted to "notify" them of his "problems," which he was surely able to do. It only takes thirty seconds to tell the story, so he probably "notified" half the people he talked to. There's no explanation of why he kept calling, who he was trying to reach, or what kind of satisfaction he wanted from them.

      So what should Dell have done? Transfer him to the legal department -- no, he wasn't calling with any legal business. (He was probably offered the option anyway.) Let him tell his tale to a non-lawyer -- fine, he did. Have a non-lawyer discuss or even acknowledge what he said -- no way in hell.

      Granted I don't know exactly how everything went down but the company should have been able to route the calls to the right department.

      That's the point. There was no right department because there was nothing they could do for him. He can't even clearly say what it was he wanted. That's a pretty good way to get transferred around aimlessly and hung up on, especially if you get escalated to busy people who can tell you have no clear aim in calling.

      Another good way to get hung up on is to badger people about something they've told you they can't discuss. Suppose you were in a car accident and the other guy kept calling you and asking to talk about his medical problems. Wouldn't you start hanging up on him?

    10. Re:Pshaw! by PatrickThomson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The impression I'm getting is that he's trying to warn them about the problem so it doesn't happen to anyone else. Though it is, perhaps, naieve to think that one fire will spark a product recall, how exactly are dell supposed to find out that N fires were caused by their stuff if only isolated random call center staff ever hear about it?

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    11. Re:Pshaw! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The point I was making about Indian call centres has nothing to do with the standard of their English. On the contrary, it would probably be fair to say that, in general, the accuracy of their language (regardless of accent) is at least equivalent to that of the average Slashdotter. I'll leave you to construe what you will from that... :-D

      The point I was making was that the scripted responses they are allowed (or equipped) to proffer seem to be specifically designed to achieve nothing other than to provide a buzz-bar between the customer and the company.

    12. Re:Pshaw! by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and their spelling is terrible!

    13. Re:Pshaw! by Mordaximus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Online petitions are a joke and a waste of time. To date an online petition has never changed anything.

      I see you missed Farscape : The peacekeeper wars. ;)

    14. Re:Pshaw! by mikael · · Score: 2, Funny

      Though it is, perhaps, naieve to think that one fire will spark a product recall,

      I'm sure this will fire up Dell's media communications division to launch a blitzkrieg campaign to warn all users
      of the dangers of laptop batteries.

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    15. Re:Pshaw! by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The assertion that a laptop can cause a house-fire affects more than just the ex-homeowner. It affects everyone, and it demand a PR response, and a rationale warning to consumers. Do not leave Dell laptops running unsupervised - comes to mind.

      I think the author is trying to raise public awareness about a devastating loss which could potentially affect each of us.

      Bear in mind - the probability of that risk is irrelevant. The probability of a terrorist death in your family is much smaller than the risk of a fatal car accident, but the President has made his a single-issue presidency by selling the fear uncertainty and doubt caused by (certain) dark-skinned people to white Anglo-Saxon protestants (which never weary of that sort of thing).

      This author is selling us a much more rationale risk with Dell as the responsible party. Dell will have to deal with this, and their failure to provide a PR person to the caller, means they now owe all of us an explanation.

      AIK

    16. Re:Pshaw! by pdabbadabba · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah...as far as I know, Tom Cruise still has his citizenship :(

    17. Re:Pshaw! by danheskett · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hello. This was my house, I am the dan from the article. I contacted Dell because a fire investigator told me it would be a good idea. Also, the case was referred to the Consumer Product Safety comission. I was asked to contact Dell to get the serial numbers and batch numbers or whatever that is from Dell. Since the laptop was ruined it wasn't easy to extract all the fine points of what battery, cord, revision, etc it was. No entertainment involved.

    18. Re:Pshaw! by try_anything · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thanks for clarifying. It changes everything to know you were asking for specific information that Dell should have been able to provide. As the AC said, you should update the Consumerist story so it's clear you weren't just calling to vent.

      BTW, your insurance company might be helpful in getting the information, if they don't have it already. If Dell is in some way obligated to give up the information, your insurance company will know how to trigger that obligation. They'll tell you exactly who to call, what to say, and what information to have on hand. (If Dell isn't obligated to give up the information, it's good to know that so you can give up calling and pursue the PR angle.)

    19. Re:Pshaw! by TClevenger · · Score: 4, Funny

      To date an online petition has never changed anything.

      That's not true at all. I signed an online petition and starting getting lots of spam.

    20. Re:Pshaw! by danheskett · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, what is important to understand here is my intent in notifying Consumerist.

      I read that website because it is primarily a website relating to bad experiences with large companies.

      My bad experience wasn't related to the fire all that much, but rather, just trying to get to the right department within Dell.

      That was the goal of writing to them in the first place. I didn't send this to Slashdot, for example, because overall it's not "news for nerds".

  2. Ouch by somekids · · Score: 2, Funny

    And we thought the exploding batteries were bad..

    1. Re:Ouch by Korin43 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is what Dell calls an upgrade ;)

  3. Guess they'll have to drop the upcoming commercial by edwardpickman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Burning Down the House may have been a poor choice for a new a theme song.

  4. Agent for service of process by crankyspice · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dell's a corporation. They're either a Texas or a Delaware corp. (Probably Texas.) They'll be registered with whatever the local equivalent of the secretary of state's office is. They'll have provided the name and address of a person or agency authorized by them to receive service of process (in the event they're sued or something). Send a certified letter to that person/agency. You'll get someone's attention right quick, without plowing through India.

    You might also think about talking to a tort lawyer. From what I got from this article, you've probably got a pretty good consumer products liability claim. (Even if you're not interested in pursuing it, whomever insured your farm house -- it was insured, right? -- is probably interested in recouping their loss. And, enough of these exploding Dells have made the news of late, it might force Dell to be substantially more careful when designing their next round of laptops... But, then, I'm a trial lawyer, that's how I think. :)

    Good luck, sorry to hear about your loss!

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    1. Re:Agent for service of process by anagama · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Second, Dell has issued a safety recall and anyone who has chosen not to participate is going to have a hard time winning a case. Third, the Inspiron 1200 wasn't one of the affected systems.
      So let me get this right. It's his fault because he didn't participate in a battery recall program in which he couldn't participate because his system wasn't on the recall list. You my friend, should consider running for public office.
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    2. Re:Agent for service of process by massysett · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Read the paperwork that comes with any Dell. There is an arbitration clause. Whether a court would enforce it is another question, and maybe suing them would still get their attention. But it's another hurdle to jump through.

    3. Re:Agent for service of process by Score+Whore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm listing reasons why Dell has a lot on it's side, not a logical chain of conditionals.

      The argument would be that Dell doesn't have an endemic problem with fiery batteries in the Inspiron 1200 line. As such they would be unlikely to have a responsibility, as the cause of the fire could be the condition of the equipment. However, if this gentleman had personal experience with his particular laptop involving undue heat, and that there is a recall going on, he should have gotten involved. The article doesn't indicate that he did.

  5. Dell Tech Support? by jkj5301 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what do you want "Alan" to do about it? Send another replacement parts?

  6. It's not a bug, it's a feature! by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the new combined security and power-save model in Vista. Your PC can't get infected by spyware, no one can hack your home network, and you won't use any power, if the computer just burns the whole place to the ground.

    I think it's in the Screen Saver settings someplace:

    "[x] Enter Burn-House-to-Ground mode after [ 30 ] minutes of inactivity."

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  7. Slashdot fixed it! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had some problems with getting Dell to complete my order (some recovery CDs were missing). I posted about it on Slashdot a few months back and got a reply from a US Dell employeee telling me to drop him a line and he'd help fix it (I'm in the UK) and try to his word after a couple of phone calls everything was sorted out and dandy.

    So before everyone starts ragging on Dell, remember there are at least a couple of good apples there.

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    1. Re:Slashdot fixed it! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So before everyone starts ragging on Dell, remember there are at least a couple of good apples there.

      I used to know a guy who worked for the local council cutting grass. One day he was driving to a job and noticed someone trying to cut a big site full of high grass with a small domestic lawn mower. He stopped, unloaded the slasher, did the job as a favour and was on his way in five minutes.

      All was fine until the guy with the mower called the council to publicly thank the employee who had helped him, wherupon all hell broke lose.

      So whatever you do don't ring Dell to report this guy for being good. Dell don't want to be good and we should judge the company by its official actions, despite the fact that 99% of the people who work there are nice people who rescue kittens, etc.

    2. Re:Slashdot fixed it! by thestuckmud · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe not, but I walked into a busy Apple store yesterday with a failing MacBook Pro battery, explained that it had a bulge, and walked out with a free replacement 15 minutes later. Makes me feel a little better about paying premium prices. BTW, they required me to show them the laptop.

    3. Re:Slashdot fixed it! by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Fixing someone's computer and/or order is one thing. Using a piece of machinery capable of flinging metal, rocks and glass 500 feet is another. Here in the USA, the government office would have been worried about being sued if that mower kicked a rock up and smashed someone's windshield, causing them to fly off the road at 70mph to a gruesome death. Unauthorized work isn't covered by insurance, and that includes favors.

      The "could haves" rule in the world of insurance (refuse to pay) and injury law (awarding damages). For that reason, the guy whose house burned down could convince a jury that he "could have" been asleep in bed with the flu and would have died in the fire. If the laptop is at fault, he could be awarded damages in the millions for a 130 year old tinderbox, unless their lawyer argues he ignored a recall/warning.

      And trust me, any 130 year old farmhouse is a tinderbox, especially if it still has heart pine flooring/ceiling joists. Heart pine is from the heart of a very old pine tree, rich with sap that has turned to turpentine (aka paint thinner)... quite flammable.

    4. Re:Slashdot fixed it! by crossmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's nice, when my 5.1 speakers were making popping and cracking sounds even when not plugged in, it took a 15 minute call to dell and I had a replacement set couriered out with shipping paid both ways. Made me feel better about not paying premium prices.

  8. calling Dell.... or a lawyer? by BugDoomBug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At this point I believe the best thing would be to call a lawyer who has experience handling cases such as this. While this one is possibly a first, I am sure there are a slew of them out there who specialize in suing companies due to damage caused by faulty manufacturing or defective parts.

    In the event that this was not faulty manufacturing or parts, for example if the man frayed his cord and left it damaged, then he doesn't have a leg to stand on, otherwise it should be pretty straight forward if it shows it in the report on the fire.

    1. Re:calling Dell.... or a lawyer? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      otherwise it should be pretty straight forward if it shows it in the report on the fire.

      Not necessarily. In issues of civil tort, liability can be proportioned among different parties. For example, if somebody dashed into the street to get a ball and was hit by a car driven by a man who was busy tuning his radio at the time, they might decide that the accident was 60% the driver's fault and 40% the victim's.

      In this case, if I am not mistaken, these batteries were recalled months ago. A good lawyer--and you can bet a company like Dell will have several--is going to argue that there comes a point where they have acted responsibly and issues like this are entirely in the hands of the consumers. I think if we're being fair to Sony/Dell--hard around here, I know!--we would agree that that is true. We might not agree on what amount of time has to pass before that happens, but... well, that would be for a jury to decide.

      This has two very real implications for this homeowner:

      1. Even if he wins his case, he may not receive enough money to replace his home (and presumably possessions) to a state similar to what they were before.

      2. The insurance company may not want to pursue legal action. In fact, they may want to choose to screw the consumer. Win a lawsuit or pay the policy, either way the insurance company would pay out--the third option is to basically agree with what the Dell lawyer is bound to say, that the homeowner was largely at fault, and see how much they can wiggle out of.

      I DO think he would win a fair deal of money if he sued, but it's not quite as simple as "bad battery = fire = $$$."

  9. Dell Laptop... or Sony Battery? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know it's not a model listed on the https://www.dellbatteryprogram.com/ website, but they do state many batteries were sent out as replacements too. Guess it'll be difficult to read the battery pack serial number now...

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    1. Re:Dell Laptop... or Sony Battery? by scdeimos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know it's not a model listed on the https://www.dellbatteryprogram.com/ website, but they do state many batteries were sent out as replacements too.

      Dell records the serial numbers on every single item they send out - computers, power bricks, batteries, software bundles - it's all there on their pick lists. Why is it that consumers have to contact Dell to find out if a particular item is under Recall status, why aren't Dell actively contacting them?

  10. Obligatory Simpsons quote by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Well, this is your problem right here -- this thing's set to EVIL!"

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  11. Let the insurance company handle it. by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let the insurance company handle it. That is what you pay them for, they don't want to pay the claim themselves and the insurance company has the deep pockets to cover legal fees.

  12. A humble suggestion by Androclese · · Score: 5, Informative

    First and foremost, I am sorry for the loss of your home. The best suggestion I can give you is:

    Get a copy of the Fire Marshal's report that specifies the source of the fire being the laptop in question, deliver it to your insurance company, and then go talk to a lawyer.

    It sucks, but as an individual, you have less a chance of gaining the attention of the company in question (never mind the /. post) than the lawyer pool of your insurance company will.

    Good Luck

    1. Re:A humble suggestion by Babbster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hate to be the one to break it to you, but people often do find out when stories about their life make it onto Slashdot, it being a fairly well-known site. Your helpful information is just arrogant nitpicking.

  13. Is this a first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this the first Slashdot IAAL post?

  14. One wonders where the liability is by RulerOf · · Score: 3, Insightful
    At first glance I had thought this was the poster child for what could go wrong with the ill fated battery debacle that Dell and others had gone through, but, FTA:

    I told him I had a Dell Inspiron 1200.
    His model isn't on Dell's official list of affected models. So, one wonders, was it the "laptop, battery, or cord" that started the fire? I would imagine that if the cord wasn't severely mangled, and assuming the laptop itself didn't have a very serious manufacturing flaw (that probably would have prevented it from working in the first place), perhaps the transformer was at fault.

    Reading the article though, I found it very... unsatisfying. It seems more that the real news is the writer's inability to get any meaningful correspondence with Dell about this particular issue... but then again, that isn't really news.
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    1. Re:One wonders where the liability is by v1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've dealt with several computer defect issues in the past, and have been on the "front lines" of getting a recall announced. Computer manufacturers will do everything they can to avoid a recall because it costs them a tremendous amount of money and causes a lot of consumers that are not actually experiencing a problem to file for the recall and get an unnecessary replacement. Case in point, I was working on one model of computer and I recognized the now well-known "bulging capacitor" issue, but this was on a machine that was not on the recall list. I contacted the manufacturer and was assured this was a fluke and there was no known issue with these boards. Two weeks later, a recall for that model was announced. They would not have done this only two weeks after finding out about the problem, I'm sure they knew about it months ago and were just now making the decision and getting their parts supply pumped up before making the anouncement.

      Consider the cost of paying this guy off or replacing the house, and compare that with the cost of announcing a recall on a $50 part that's in 50,000 units? The house is cheap by comparison. Although if someone dies in the fire, you're likely to lose your shirt.

      One thing I have yet to see anyone clarify is who is ending up paying for the majority of the costs associated with this recall? They're sony batteries in dell battery packs. One would assume that dell has a contact with sony that specifies sony will pay at least some of the cost of any necessary recall involving their product.

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  15. Re:Let's assign blame accurately by hwyengr · · Score: 5, Funny

    And really, what is Dell supposed to say to claims of "you've burned my house down?"

    "Dude, you're getting a fire extinguisher!"
  16. No surprise... by evilviper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I imagine this has happened many times before. It can just be hard to narrow down the cause to a single source.

    5 years ago, 6 out of 100 of our new 17" Dell monitors went up in flames, over the first 3 months. This was fortunately an office building with very high ceilings, so there was little risk. I've long imagined just how bad that could have been in a private home, with a low ceiling, and wall nearby. That experience alone stopped me from ever buying anything from Dell.

    All the articles on Notebook fires are very old news. Dell's been having fire problem with their entire product range for about the past 10 years. Passing it off as Sony's fault ignores Dell's long history of similar ocurances with all of their machines.

    Since it happened to me, I've been wonder when I'd hear about a class action against Dell, but it's never been forthcoming. I guess residential building fires can cover up the evidence pretty well. Sooner or later, it's going to have to come out.

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  17. Re:Too Bad, So Sad by DJCacophony · · Score: 2, Informative

    You don't need to talk to anybody at Dell or negotiate anything to exchange a defective battery. It's a simple process, just fill in your information at Dell's battery recall site. I hope this helps you out, as I can imagine how difficult it must have been for you to try to call dell once for each one of your four hundred batteries. The funny thing is that I found this site after only a few seconds of googling.

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  18. bwoop, bwoop by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Informative

    >You might also think about talking to a tort lawyer.

    The parent, being an attorney, may be taking for granted that everyone knows about coordinating with insurance companies.

    Read your policy, and look for fine print about attempting to recover damages on your own. You could seriously alienate your insurance carrier if you made a misstep in the legal system that blocked their chance of recovering money using their own lawyers.

  19. Why bother? by binaryspiral · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why do you want to talk to Dell?

    This is why you get a lawyer and let him/her to the leg work... this is going to turn into a legal issue anyway, why screw it up before it starts by giving Dell some words or description of the events that they can use against you.

    All it takes is one "maybe" or "possibly" or "it could have been the cat" and your case is gone with your house.

    You posted this on /. - you should be safe, nobody reads this.

  20. Inspiron 1200 NOT part of recall by Foerstner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's get this one out of the way first: the Inspiron 1200 was not one of the models listed in the recall program.https://www.dellbatteryprogram.com/

    I would like to know if the battery in the defective unit was one of the batteries subject to recall. If it was, then the owner bears some responsibility.


    IANAL (and this is not legal advice, yadda yadda...) but I think that, in order to prove that in court, you'd have to prove that A) the battery was one of the Sony recalled batteries B) The customer could reasonably be expected to have been aware that the battery in his laptop was one of the recalled batteries C) Despite knowing that the battery was dangerous and subject to recall, the customer did nothing to get a replacement

    But more than this, the maker of the battery was likely of Sony origin and quality.
    Which would only add a co-defendant in the lawsuit, if the guy were to go down that road.

    And really, what is Dell supposed to say to claims of "you've burned my house down?"

    Excellent point. If someone accused me of that, all I'd say is, "No comment." The next thing I'd say is, "Let's talk confidential settlement. Howzabout I give you a million dollars for your house, without admitting any liability?"

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  21. battery recall? by mrtexe · · Score: 2, Informative
    I don't see the Inspiron 1200 on the list Dell maintains regarding their battery recall program.


    This new incident raises a lot of questions. Power cord? Battery? Origin of battery? Etc.

  22. Re:Too Bad, So Sad by thopkins · · Score: 3, Interesting

    His computer isn't on the list of computers with affected batteries.

  23. Insurance by SamBeckett · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Presumably you have insurance? If so, this little stunt could cost you your claim...

    Insurance policies have a clause in it re: subrogation. E.g. If Dell is really at fault--the insurance company will pay you directly, and then go after Dell for the money..

    BUT your policy also has a clause in it saying that you must not do anything to obstruct the insurance company's ability to subrogate. This little slashdot stunt and posting your story online may just do that.. You may have fscked yourself twice over.

  24. Re:Too Bad, So Sad by towsonu2003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He should have sent his battery in for the recall instead of ignoring it and convincing himself it couldn't happen to him.
    You don't have many friends outside the geek community, do you? Me neither but I know at least three people who owned a Dell laptop and knew nothing about the battery recall. When I told them about the recall, they got really surprised and worried, went online, checked with Dell, and it turns out that their batteries were eligible.


    Summary for easy understanding: Dell did not do enough to tell its consumers about the battery recall.

  25. Is this real or a hoax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if this is a hoax. The Portland News site does not say anything about the cause of the fire. It does not even name the owner of the house. All we have is some guy named Dan (no last name) writing a letter to a blog claiming a Dell laptop burned down his house. Has anyone bothered to check the facts?

    1. Re:Is this real or a hoax? by raphae · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damnit. I've been reading the past 45 minutes and NOW you say this!?

      Damnit.

  26. Simple. Caveat Emptor (paraphrased) by heptapod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of laptop batteries in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

  27. Am I the only one who doesn't believe? by bgfay · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This may have happened, but the whole thing sounds like a load of crap. It's the sort of thing that usually arrives in my email inbox with "FWD" appended to it.

    Seriously, has this been sourced?

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    1. Re:Am I the only one who doesn't believe? by danheskett · · Score: 2, Informative

      Points: 1. Well my main goal was to get the serial numbers from the laptop, for the investigators. The people involved were incredibly rude, and wouldn't give them to me without a reason. It really wasn't harrasment. After someone asked me why I needed them the endless loops began. 2. Why do I need my insurance companies permission to do anything? 3a. My wiring was in code. I bought the house (relatively) recently, and the wiring was modern, up to date, properly grounded and maintained. 3b. If you saw the scene your skepticism may be abated somewhat. But unless you are a fire expert I think your conclusions are uninformed. The government fire people don't need to prove anything in a court of law unless it goes to a criminal court. The insurance people are taking their time with it. They are doing everything you suggest.

  28. laptop charging on the sofa? by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I had left the laptop in sleep mode with the lid closed on the edge of the sofa in the living room

    I'll take the odds that the sofa was the most flammable piece of furniture in his house. We do this all the time, but still...we should know better. I would probably also be asking whether there were functioning smoke detectors or a more sophisticated alarm system in place. Something very basic, but, again, too easily forgotten.

    1. Re:laptop charging on the sofa? by novakreo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll take the odds that the sofa was the most flammable piece of furniture in his house. We do this all the time, but still...we should know better. I would probably also be asking whether there were functioning smoke detectors or a more sophisticated alarm system in place. Something very basic, but, again, too easily forgotten.

      What good would a smoke detector do when an unoccupied house is going up in flames?
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  29. Just curious... by AEton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you write "Good luck, sorry to hear about your loss!", to whom exactly are you saying that? The person who posted this Slashdot article isn't the same as the person who submitted content to the blog that Slashdot links to. You're talking to a wall, in other words, and odds are pretty high that the consumerist poster will never read these comments.

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    1. Re:Just curious... by mojodamm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, especially if they were planning on using that laptop to do it.

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  30. Duh! by Derek+Loev · · Score: 5, Funny

    He obviously forgot to install a "firewall".
    ... Ok, I'm leaving.

  31. Something fishy... by Ochobee · · Score: 3, Informative
    Part of that account by the owner of the house sounds a bit funny to me:

    "Hours later, after investigation the fire Marshall investigator took me aside asked me if I had a laptop computer. Yes -- I told him I had a Dell Inspiron 1200..."

    Since when does the fire department conduct an investigation into a fire that determines the source within hours of the fire taking place. Especially with something that would be hard to determine- such as the fire being started by an electronic device that presumably would have been fairly well destroyed if it was as small as a laptop and made of the less than tough plastic and other materials that laptops are made of. The account seems to be fairly short on details to be pointing the finger at Dell. And as others have pointed out- why isn't this guy calling his insurance company instead of Dell? They are the ones who would be paying him for the house.

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    1. Re:Something fishy... by Ochobee · · Score: 2, Informative

      And after following the link in the Consumerist article to a local news story about the incident it says officials are trying to determine the cause of the fire. So which one is the real story?

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    2. Re:Something fishy... by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without actually seeing the scene, it's hard to presume the laptop would be destroyed. Consider the possibility that it sparked for a few seconds, lighting curtains or polyurethane. The flames may have traveled up and left the laptop alone where it was buried under just enough debris to shield it a little, and it was identifiable within a few minutes as "probably a laptop." Fire marshals are trained to ID the source of a fire and I imagine they can narrow it down to a 10-foot area within an hour if the conditions are right. Again, without knowing the scene or seeing an actual report, it's impossible to say.

      And as for calling Dell, he did call his insurance company first.

      "Since the incident my homeowners company has been very interested in
      the information about the laptop. I have tried to call Dell to at
      least notify them of my problems, ... "

      Still, bad strategy. Never call a company to inform them of a pending claim/lawsuit; let the lawyers do that. One wrong word can kill a case.

  32. Dear Slashdot Poster by Leuf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please refrain from impugning our client regarding this incident, or we will be forced to take action against you.

    Sincerely,
    The Law Offices of Fluffy, Lightning, and Mr Jingles

  33. Indian tech support doesn't have to be this way! by ringmaster_j · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm Canadian, but I got to school in India. Almost everyone I meet speaks amazing English, with just a little bit of an accent. These are all people who are from Bombay or Bangalore, never left the country before (at least to go as far as North America) and havde really good technical skills. Yet instead of picking the well-educated, English-speaking middle class, these call centres instead hire slum dwellers and give them names like "Frank", and attempt to teach them how to speak like us. This training costs a lot, and is really unproductive. If they made an attempt to seek out my classmates, they'd have to pay them more, but they'd have to invest practically no time in "educating" them- they'd save money and produce a better product! GAHHHHHH!!! It's so simple, people!!!

  34. Good luck! by Boltronics · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I purchased a Dell XPS 1210 in Australia in November last year, with 3 Years (CompleteCover Guard) Theft insurance. I was typing on the laptop while sitting down at a local restaurant at a fancy part of town, when two big guys came running past the table and grabbed the laptop from behind.

    I chased the thieves two blocks before they were able to give me the slip. The whole thing was on security camera (in daylight), and the police informed me that they had a clear picture of the entire incident.

    When I reported the incident to Dell, they replied to me the next day via e-mail and said that my claim was rejected because there was no sign of force to the premises. I was stunned, and so went to read the policy. Yes, it said that "Theft of attempted theft not accompanied by forcible and violent entry" was excluded. I then noticed that the policy on the Dell website was somewhat different to the policy provided to me via hardcopy, but they both had a similar clause.

    Finally, I decided that if they wanted to get technical, I'd do the same. After carefully reading *both* policies, I noticed that they both had wording similar to "CompleteCover Service is only available with the purchase of a Dell Latitude or Inspiron portable computer, or Dimension or Optiplex or Precision desktop computer, or Axim PDA (The "Product") but is not necessary that you purchase CompleteCover Service to buy a Product from us."

    So what did I purchase? Obviously they had no document explaining exclusions for my XPS, since it appears they didn't have a valid policy!

    At one point, I was verbally informed that XPS was a Latitude. When I captured many screenshots of the website as evidence against this, Dell denied that this was ever stated.

    There were a few other arguable points I could have made, but in the end Dell just wouldn't listen. I only ever spoke to call centers in Asia where the accent was so thick it was hard to understand. I had one e-mail admit there might be a problem with the policy and they will try to fix it in the near future, and many apologies, but every e-mail always quoted "There was no theft of attempted theft not accompanied by forcible and violent entry". E-mails were sometimes hard to read due to invalid sentence structure.

    I have been advised not to try and fight this. I am quite broke (my wife is out of work, I am on a small income and only just paid the stolen laptop off), and feel powerless to do anything. I feel the best I can do is encourage people not to purchase anything from Dell. It sure seems like I'm not the only one with a bad experience.

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  35. Some advice by Giro+d'Italia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, STFU in public about what happened. Not online, definitely not to the news media. Anything you say, especially if you speculate as to the cause, could come back to haunt you if this ever goes to trial.

    Repeat "no comment" to yourself aloud a few hundred times to get used to it.

    Next, call your insurance company. Let them sort it out. Let their lawyers fight it out with Dell if the laptop is determined to be the cause.

    We don't let lawyers write code, by the same token, you shouldn't try to handle this with Dell yourself. You shouldn't be contacting them at all.

  36. Re:Too Bad, So Sad by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 2, Informative

    Summary for easy understanding: Dell did not do enough to tell its consumers about the battery recall.

    That's too bad. I bought a Delphi MyFi XM unit 2 years ago. There were battery issues and about 2 weeks after XM announced there would be a recall I received a replacement battery in the mail. I *never* requested it, they just automatically sent it based on their customer records. Granted, the laptop batteries are probably more expensive than my little XM battery but I'm also guessing that Dell has a lot more resources than XM. Even if they didn't send out unprompted batteries to customers, I would think they could at least send letters about the recall. (maybe they did, I don't know)

  37. ObPython by Xenographic · · Score: 2, Funny

    An iPød bit my sister! :]

  38. Re:Guess they'll have to drop the upcoming commerc by greg1104 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No big deal, they'll just use "We Didn't Start the Fire" instead.

  39. How is that INSIGHTFUL??? by Travoltus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The parent post is an utter and malicious lie.

    I have recordings (yes, you're not supposed to do that) of several Dell support calls my wife made in which their English was terrible, their accents were quite heavy, and they stayed with scripts and did not in any way show innovation or creative thought in their attempts to fix her broken machine.

    And that felgercarb about East Indians speaking better English than American call centers is pure racist bollocks. I manage a data center and we outsource rurally to a place in Oklahoma City, OK, and their English is light years superior. I ensure this, but really, I don't have to. We have people in Manhattan, some of whom come right over from Spanish Harlem, who speak better English.

    Let's not get into the tech support skills.

    As for attitude and rudeness, now neither side of the ocean can claim the high ground there. I've never ordered a rurally outsourced rep terminated for crappy English, but the owner of the company decided to end our Bangalore (company not spoken here) call center contract because of their unimaginative, scripted behavior, and we've fired a healthy number of Americans for being rude.

    But for you to say American reps - techies, no less - have poorer English skills than East Indian reps - is horribly wrong and very, very racist.

    It's like East Indian workers can do no wrong and we can do no right. Well, excuse me, but I'll vote with my money. And if the other 300 million Americans did the same, there would be no booming East India or China economy.

    You globalists depend on America's money. Otherwise you wouldn't sell so much to us. At least show us some respect .

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    1. Re:How is that INSIGHTFUL??? by Travoltus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      am sure American reps speak better English than Indians and they have their reasons too. They live in a society where they are forced to learn English as their first language. Indians are not. They learn it out of choice and speaking English is a personal decision.

      I learned a lot of Japanese myself. Then Japan took a crap all over its working class and the Japanese rich and powerful cashed out their country's economy and shipped their jobs to Korea, etc. Nihongo wa hitsuyoo ja nai. (The Japanese language is useless now.) Now if you want to be prosperous, the foreign language to learn is Chinese. I ain't going there. In the next 5 years it might be Swahili.

      Get my drift? With the world learning English because they want to sell to us primarily (but not employ us), and the corporate statist globalist goons running from one country to the next in search of cheap, disposable worker bees, the foreign language we English speaking people learn today, will be useless by tomorrow.

      You guys in India are already under low wage pressure from Eastern Europe and Africa. Ain't that a crying shame.

      Americans are smart. We know better than to drive a whole country to learn a foreign language when the one we learn won't be worth squat when we hit the job market.

      If you think call center employees write those scripts then God help you.

      But I didn't say that. Can't refute an argument aimed at killing an argument I didn't make.

      As far as blooming economy is concerned, when was the last time you heard India invading another country and making a quick buck on oil?? Indian economy is all about brain power.

      Say hi to Pakistan for me. Assuming either of you are still around in 10 years.

      Yes Indians go to western world and kick ass by proving to be more efficient, cost effective and by doing a job some dumb *enter nationality here* could not do at double the wages.

      Excuse me? We generate the intellectual property here, and outsource it to you. And most of that is generated by Americans. And lemme guess... "some dumb *enter nationality here*" translates to "some dumb non East Indian", right?

      You racist, arrogant pricks. But then I knew this already. I talked to you guys before we ended our BPO relationship with Mumbai & Bangalore. You look down on Americans - and a lot of others in this world - but you depend on us to buy your products.

      Did you ever hear a general racial out burst in India ?? I don't think so. How many Indians would like to say the same for western world?

      Racial outburst? Nope. But you sure as heck have it in for your women. How many baby girls have been aborted or strangled over there? Racial hatred is a monster all its own, but it doesn't light a candle against a misogynist culture that plays whack-a-mole with baby girls.

      Lets not compare the intelligence or IQ. George Bush was elected twice. 'nuff said.

      Okay, fine. If you're so much better, then build your tech industry yourself, without our help. Like we did. And yes, I know East Indians make up a large number of doctors and scientists in America, but feel free to shut them out of America if you wish. (They seem to come here more than we come there, what with all the onerous restrictions every foreign nation in the world has on immigration and work visas all that.) (You hear that, Americans? If you want to go to India or any other country to get your outsourced job back, it ain't gonna happen. But anyways.)

      Oh, what's that splashing sound? It's the sound of East Indian flaming arrogance crashing into the super ultra polluted Indian Ocean.

      PS: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/1999/06/99061 0074044.htm

      Sincerely,
      Some dumb *enter nationality here* citizen
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    2. Re:How is that INSIGHTFUL??? by Macthorpe · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the UK (not sure if it works the same way in the US, IANAL) recordings are only permitted if you're registered as a data controller under the Data Protection Act. That means people recording calls that they make is generally against the law.

      Being registered as a data controller costs money, but it also makes you liable for any breaches with some quite substantial fines under UK law. I would be surprised if there wasn't a similar provision in American law somewhere.

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    3. Re:How is that INSIGHTFUL??? by junglee_iitk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      While I agree to the main point that Indian economy depends on foreign money so they should respect it, rest of your post reeks of misinformation.

      You guys in India are already under low wage pressure from Eastern Europe and Africa. Ain't that a crying shame.

      It has been stated countless number of times that the purchasing power of India is not too different from the "rich" western nations. Welcome to ECO101, you price depends on how much money your potential customers have (and want to spend). May be majority people don't earn as much money as average European or American, but it is better than not doing anything.

      Say hi to Pakistan for me. Assuming either of you are still around in 10 years.

      Say Hello to your ignorance. India has never invaded other country including Pakistan. Both Pakistani and Indian government know that they cannot attack each other. Any issue (Kashmir) is alive because of Pakistan's flaky democracy and rise in Islamic fanaticism. And America has more responsibility in promoting it than anyother country, because they stand for the statements of 'founding fathers'. There are more terrorist organisations aimed at USA than any one. America for the whole world including Europe, stands just for hypocrisy.

      Excuse me? We generate the intellectual property here, and outsource it to you. And most of that is generated by Americans. And lemme guess... "some dumb *enter nationality here*" translates to "some dumb non East Indian", right?

      You racist, arrogant pricks. But then I knew this already. I talked to you guys before we ended our BPO relationship with Mumbai & Bangalore. You look down on Americans - and a lot of others in this world - but you depend on us to buy your products.

      Hmm... you come up with ideas but don't have anyone to execute it. We have people but don't have any money to buy food, they will think about food than intellectual property. We do business. Big deal? Welcome again to ECO101.

      Not putting up any point but giving facts to point out how people are inferior because they are from East India, and then calling them racist. Are you surprised when you don't get the 'respect'?

      By the way, what product USA produces? America is rich because they sold weapons, NOT intellectual property. You have money and WE have product. That is something you said yourself.

      Racial outburst? Nope. But you sure as heck have it in for your women. How many baby girls have been aborted or strangled over there? Racial hatred is a monster all its own, but it doesn't light a candle against a misogynist culture that plays whack-a-mole with baby girls.

      You sir, are ignorant and intolerant of other cultures. You are too keen to point out vices of other cultures. Did you forget then times when you were riding horses? Did you forget when slavery was the norm? Did you forget when women didn't had the right to even vote? Did you forget that all this was accepted by government and was 'lawful'? Did you forget it was not more than 100 years ago?

      Indian government bans killing babies. It is banned to check the gender of an unborn baby. Bias on the basis of cast is banned. We had out prime-minister as a women. When was the last time it happend in USA? Let me think... never.
      India will cleanse of its vices. It needs time. But you are too busy calling them racist because they don't speak English in the same accent as you, and still take jobs that you would like to do, but are too arrogant to accept the terms at lower salary. This all because you have never been poor and hungry. How long did you think you would ride the benefits of renaissance?

      Okay, fine. If you're so much better, then build your tech industry yourself, without our help. Like we did. And yes, I know East Indians make up a large number of doctors and scientists in America, but feel free to shut them out of America if you wish. (They seem to come here m

    4. Re:How is that INSIGHTFUL??? by Albanach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the UK ... recordings are only permitted if you're registered as a data controller under the Data Protection Act. That means people recording calls that they make is generally against the law.
      I'd be interested to know on what absis you say this - certainly Oftel disagree. Of course you should always consult a lawyer, but Oftel seem to believe that recording calls in the UK for personal purposes, where they won't be further distributed is perfectly legal and doesn't require you to register as a Data Controller under the DPA.

      The Data Protection Act also contains an exemption for personal data processing:
      Domestic purposes. 36. Personal data processed by an individual only for the purposes of that individual's personal, family or household affairs (including recreational purposes) are exempt from the data protection principles and the provisions of Parts II and III.
    5. Re:How is that INSIGHTFUL??? by jrumney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Domestic purposes. 36. Personal data processed by an individual only for the purposes of that individual's personal, family or household affairs (including recreational purposes) are exempt from the data protection principles and the provisions of Parts II and III.

      There are also exemptions to cover "detection and prevention of crime", "protecting the public from dishonesty, malpractice or other seriously improper conduct by, or the unfitness or incompetence of, persons authorised to carry on any profession or other activity,", "protecting members of the public against conduct which may adversely affect their interests by persons carrying on a business" and pretty much every other reason an individual might want to record their conversation with customer support, in case you think domestic purposes doesn't cover it.

    6. Re:How is that INSIGHTFUL??? by Travoltus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Say Hello to your ignorance. India has never invaded other country including Pakistan. Both Pakistani and Indian government know that they cannot attack each other. Any issue (Kashmir) is alive because of Pakistan's flaky democracy and rise in Islamic fanaticism. And America has more responsibility in promoting it than anyother country, because they stand for the statements of 'founding fathers'. There are more terrorist organisations aimed at USA than any one. America for the whole world including Europe, stands just for hypocrisy.

      That wasn't what I was talking about. I was talking about the chance that neither India nor Pakistan will be around in 10 years.

      India and Pakistan have more than once nearly launched nukes at each other. Heck, they've been trash talking and engaging in some downright puerile nuclear penis waving for quite a while.

      Now, let the facts speak for me. And no, nothing in here contradicts what I just told you. Let's cut off that avenue of weaseling out now before you try it.
      http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/south/01/08/ pakistan.india/

      Hmm... you come up with ideas but don't have anyone to execute it. We have people but don't have any money to buy food, they will think about food than intellectual property. We do business. Big deal? Welcome again to ECO101.

      You keep referring to Econ 101. NEWS FLASH: humanity is more than the sum of its capitalist rhetorical skills. You passed neo feudalist rhetoric regurgitation 101 but you flunk out on the concept of seeing anything beyond dollars and cents.

      For instance, America has plenty of people to execute our ideas. When we come up with ideas, we start them here, with American workers, and thanks to the corporate statists who should be swinging from trees by now, we fire them and send the work overseas.

      America is one of the most productive nations in the world. Few nations top us even in per hour stats. Even the Chinese recognize that: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/en/doc/2003-09/01/con tent_260191.htm

      We execute our own ideas, and we're darned good at it. Kaboom goes another one of your America-bashing arguments.

      Now what's next? Let's see...

      Not putting up any point but giving facts to point out how people are inferior because they are from East India, and then calling them racist. Are you surprised when you don't get the 'respect'?

      I didn't say you were inferior.

      By the way, what product USA produces? America is rich because they sold weapons, NOT intellectual property. You have money and WE have product. That is something you said yourself.

      That's the whole point. We've sold out to globalism and put factories around the world instead of employing our own people to make it here.

      I say we bite the bullet and go back to producing our goods here in America. We can do it, and we have been doing it for a hundred years.

      We mass produced (for you semantically challenged trolls out there, mass produce != invent) cars, computers, the internet, everything we consumed, we made here. Until the globalists came along and put our collective economic gonads in a pickle jar.

      Sorry, dude, but it won't be the end of the world if you embargo us and refuse to produce for us. In fact, I and future generations of Americans would clamor to go back in time and kiss your stinky feet if you did that to us. The nation which mass produced airplanes, cars, computers and which invented the internet, would go right back to providing for ourselves. The job explosion would be utterly miraculous.

      I'm sure you could manage without our import money. Yay you.

      Hint: America taking care of its own for once, doesn't qualify as hating you or attacking you.

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  40. Switch it off! At the socket. by luther2.1k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm really sorry for this chap's loss and, of course, there is no excuse for this kind of catastrophic and dangerous failure. However, if people need another reason to actually switch off their electronic equipment instead of putting it in sleep mode, this seems to be more compelling than what are, to many people, abstract notions of social responsibility (i.e. not wasting cumulatively vast amounts of electricity for the sake of a little convenience).
        It used to be the case, with old mainframes that used large tape or disk drives, that it would be more energy efficient to leave them on all the time as the start up phase used up so much energy. This simply isn't the case any more.

    When you've finished with your gadgets, switch the buggers off, It's not hard to do.

    Tim.

  41. Re:I see the future by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    what else could they do?

    I don't know, they are a multi-million corporation, they sure have resources ($$$) to find a nice solution.

    It would be quite easy. IIRC, the UK website allowed you to just enter the service tag of your laptop - they could tell from that what serial number battery it had been shipped with, and whether or not it was affected.

    They also know who was shipped what laptops, as if you check the invoice for any recent Dell purchase you'll see it lists the service tags of the items you bought.

    It therefore follows that Dell could quite easily figure out the addresses of everyone who was shipped faulty batteries and write to them. Yet they didn't.
  42. This is the problem with customer service by BoneFlower · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not giving a straight answer.

    In most cases, a customer would prefer to have a straight answer that they do not like over a run around and the possibility of compensation dangled in their face forever. Certainly they'd most like to get compensated when they think they should be, but if it comes down to it, what they want most is a straight answer as to what will be done about their case.

    I've seen it where I work and from companies I've called... reps are scared shitless of giving an answer the customer won't like, so they pussyfoot around it. Screw that noise. It's demeaning to the rep to have to do that, and in almost every case it only pisses the customer off even more. It is quite possible to deliver bad news in a way that is both polite and direct. They are screwed anyways, no need to make it worse by giving them a huge runaround.