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Astronaut to Attempt Spacewalk Record
MattSparkes writes "Two residents of the International Space Station will take a spacewalk tomorrow to try to jam a stuck antenna on a docked cargo ship back into place. The spacewalk will set a US record of over 65 hours spacewalk experience. During the spacewalk, the astronauts will "use a hammer and a chisel to try to pound the antenna into place". Precision engineering at its very best I'm sure you'll agree."
They're going to use a Hammer and a Chisel... I thought these pieces of equipment were highly delicate...
Apparantly they're more like IBM computers...
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...we need a bigger hammer!
64 hours should be enough for anyone.
I can understand the practical applications of, and use for, packing a hammer aboard a space cargo flight, but i can't for the life of me imagine what they would do with a chisel?.. maybe they hid it inside of a cake?
It's not a hammer.
It's a highly specialized kinetic-energy inertial impartion implement.
After all, it cost far more than a mere hammer...
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i cant wait to see it, wonder if something new on nasa.gov
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When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
Imagine spending 65 hours playing whack-a-mole.
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Stuck Antenna? It's not the AE-35 unit that's failed, by any chance?
Now if he was breaking the moonwalking record, that'd be more newsworthy.
Oh, a record for US astronaut spacewalks? Yawn. That Russian has 80+, you know? US triumphs are not so special as to be noteworthy compared to the superior exploits of other nations. This mind-set isn't new - I recall learning about the space race in grade school and god help you if you remembered who Yuri Gagarin was but forgot that first American guy in space, whoever he was.
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When the Russian cosmonaught takes a hammer to the fuel systems saying "this is how we fix things in Russia". Or something to that effect.
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But you need to read up on the reality of fixing things to, from and on orbit and beyond - and the engineering that goes into a lot of it. Chariots for Apollo comes to mind, most of what happened on certain Gemini flights, lots of Skylab, and the ups and downs of cold and hot soaks to make things behave. So how do you make sure the radioactive thermocouple generators on board Galileo don't get cracked in manufacturing? They're plutonium ceramic encased in iridium - good luck x-raying that for defects.
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The next person to pull that one out is going to be taking a space-walk of their own.
Sans the suit.
This mind-set isn't new - I recall learning about the space race in grade school and god help you if you remembered who Yuri Gagarin was but forgot that first American guy in space, whoever he was.
Of course. Because he went on to other things. His name was "Alan Shepard", which should ring a bell in most Americans. He also walked on the moon.
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If it doesn't work, hit it with a Hammer.
If you break it, it didn't work anyway.
(usually as applied to delicate electronic equipment)
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How do they dispose of the diapers afterwards? Do they send them out the airlock?
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We call that "percussive maintenance" (i.e. hit computer to fix).
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How do they dispose of the diapers afterwards? Do they send them out the airlock?
They send them to Uranus.
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Sounds like the technique used to try repairing the TV camera on Apollo 12.
Unfortunately, "percussive maintenance" was no match for a vidicon tube that got aimed into the sun...
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if anyone actually RTFA, you'd know that the ship with the faulty antenna is a trash barge that's going to burn up in the atmosphere as soon as they can hammer the antenna out of the way, or cut it off. i'm sure they wouldn't try to fix the ISS's communications antennae with a hammer and chisel.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail. Or some such.
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I'm not a metalworker, so I'll ask a stupid question here...
If you're chiselling a piece of metal, aren't pieces of the metal going to flake off? I'm just thinking of the orbiting debris issue - would the specks be too small to worry about?
US triumphs are not so special as to be noteworthy compared to the superior exploits of other nations.
Oh yeah? Well at least we knew to bring a chisel instead of a sickle!
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You're right, the mind-set isn't new, sports records are also kept by country. In my high school, we even had state and local records! But God forbid that anyone else than America be chastised for it. I'm sure that my principal should have looked up the times of that Kenyan fellow who was faster than any of our track team.
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THAT's an amount of work worth mentioning.
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The chisel is over kill. You only need to tools in aerospace. A hammer and a roll of duct tape. If it moves and it isn't supposed to use the duct tape, if it doesn't move and is supposed to use the hammer.
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Of course the Russians had more space walk experience. They had to keep in shape because there was always a pretty good chance they were going to have to walk home from the Mir.
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Whoa there, Dave, hold on a minute!
I once read about an American astronaut going outside his spacecraft to fix an antenna alignment problem, something happened and he didn't come back in again. I seem to recall some other stuff happened, too. I think they even made a movie about it.
When was that, anyway? About six years ago?
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If the article or summary had been mis-leading, then you would have a point. But it wasn't, so your "insightful" post is nothing more than a troll.
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When you're paying about $20,000 to lift that hammer into orbit, I sure as hell hope that they'll splurge, instead of going for the $5 Walmart model. Ditto for their food. When each meal costs that much to lift to orbit, they may as well eat caviar, lobster, and Dom Perignon. The added cost is insignificant.
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Actually, engineering a system to support a human operator allows for a much wider range of choices when it comes to solving problems. Engineering an automated system that accurately forsaw every possible failure mode would be prohibitively expensive to begin with, would proceed from there to introduce an increasing number of problem-solving subsystems that would bring their own vast array of possible failure modes in a cascading chain of prohibitive expenses, and end with the realization that predicting all possible failure modes is actually impossible anyway.
On the other hand, putting human ingenuity and adaptability right there at the scene is not only much cheaper in comparison, but it also provides capability for solving unexpected problems on the fly.
This spacewalk is actually in keeping with the finest traditions of aerospace engineering--the tradition of recognizing when "precision" engineering is a bad idea, and choosing an imprecise but adaptable engineering solution instead.
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Um. Put them on the Progress and toast them on re-entry? RTFA
.. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
...is he going to hammer in the morning, or the evening?
It was Greg Norman, wasn't it? Or some other golfer...
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Do they use Diapers now? Thank god. Diapers are an absolute joy compared to the Apollo and "test" shuttle eras. Catheters were provided; pre-inserted into the brave space pioneer's eurethra by the pre-flight medical team, with a micro/zero-gravity friendly external coupling for interfacing with the necessary waste containment/disposal systems. Fun for the whole family.
Let's not even talk about solid waste.
What do you mean NEXT thing? But seriously, if I were going into space, you can be damned sure I'd be bringing some duct tape along. This is the kind of news NASA should publish more often, it brings a more real and personal touch to the space program. That was what always fascinatd me about the Russian space program (especially MIR): making do with inadequate and often totally inappropriate tools.
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Ok... I fail to understand what kind of antenna repair takes 65 Hours.
Not to mention, how did they arrive at that figure... surely it's not a 65 hour task... maybe a 2 hour task with 63 hours of extra time to compensate for any unexpected situations.
I'm betting they used Murphys law on this one... the guy in space say... sure I can do that in 15 minutes... the tech on the ground thinks for a second. "hmm 15 minutes + murphys law time for the unexpected = 65 hours"... ok you have 65 hours alloted for this task. If the guy in space had said 10 hours.. it would only have been 25. That's Murphy's law at work, the quicker you expect to get it done the longer it takes.
It once took me 26 hours to change a light bulb. The glass bulb pulled out of the threaded base, then someone turned on a switch while I was standing on the ladder with a pair of pliers trying to remove the rest of the bulb. A day later, once my back stopped hurting from the fall, the new bulb was in.
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