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Colossal Squid Landed Intact In Antarctica

Posted by kdawson on from the bigger-than-giant dept.

zakkie writes "New Zealand fisherman have caught a massive 450-kg colossal squid in Antarctic waters. This is by far the biggest yet found, measuring over 10 meters in length and weighing 450 kg. It has been taken back to New Zealand for study." The NZ government's announcement page features a downloadable backgrounder on the colossal squid (Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni) and a 1.1-MB popup portrait of the animal in the fishing boat's hold.

85 comments

  1. Image mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    In case of Slashdotting, I've mirrored the image. Mirror image will be removed this weekend...

    1. Re:Image mirror by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eewwww! That is hideous and disgusting!

      The squid is rather repulsive too.

    2. Re:Image mirror by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      www.squidse.cx

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  2. yummy by the+unbeliever · · Score: 3, Funny

    oh gods, the calamari that could come from that beast...

    1. Re:yummy by jcr · · Score: 1

      Molluscs are tasty, no doubt about that..

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    2. Re:yummy by Mongoose · · Score: 1

      Calmari would be in the EU, this is Auckland -- they'll sell it to Japanese tourists as ika nigiri! ;)

    3. Re:yummy by jamestheprogrammer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry to disappoint you, but if this is anything like the giant squid (and it probably is), it has ammonia in it to help resist deep-water pressure. That would make it taste terrible (and probably toxic, too). Besides, who would come to a restaurant that smelled like they put window cleaner in their hot-and-sour soup? I know you're joking, but I thought I'd point this out...

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    4. Re:yummy by 93,000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      According to Yahoo news, calamari rings from this thing would be as large as tractor tires. (as a born and raised ND hick, I can say that even though tractor tires vary greatly in size, none of them are small enough to eat in one sitting)

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    5. Re:yummy by flyingsquid · · Score: 1

      The ammonium is used for bouyancy (being lower density than the surrounding seawater), and not to resist pressure. Not having any gases inside them, squid are incompressible. It's unclear whether Mesonychoteuthis has as much ammonium as Architeuthis but reports are that the specimens don't smell quite as strongly.

    6. Re:yummy by thebdj · · Score: 3, Informative

      To further point out: Colossal Squid (Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni) != Giant Squid (Genus = Architeuthis). The Giant squid is one of multiple squid belonging to the Genus Architeuthis. The Colossal Squid is the only member of the Genus Mesonychoteuthis, well at least the only "known" and/or "living" one.

      Though, your comment might still apply since they are also deep sea dwellers, they too may contain ammonia or some other substance to help them survive the depths.

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    7. Re:yummy by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Ammonium what? Ammonium is half of your compound, what's the other half?

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    8. Re:yummy by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh, hilarious.

      "One expert said calamari rings made from it would be like tractor tyres."

      I had to wonder, was this person an expert in giant sea creatures, seafood, or tires?

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    9. Re:yummy by terrymr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was he referring to size or taste ?

    10. Re:yummy by Bearhouse · · Score: 5, Informative

      From http://giantsquid.msstate.edu/Background/squidtxt. html OK, it's for Giant, but no reason to suppose there're not similar.. "Giant squids do not have any gas spaces in their bodies, which means they do not have soft bladders filled with gas to keep them from sinking as fish have. In fact, no squids do, and neither do really deep sea fishes. Air is so compressible in high pressure habitats that the bladder would be squeezed until it imploded and would be useless. How then is the giant squid able to survive in very deep waters without sinking or being crushed? The answer is ammonium ions. (Ammonia in water splits into ammonium (NH4±) and hydroxyl (OH-) ions.) Unlike air, liquids cannot be crushed or compacted or compacted. Ammonium also solves the sinking problem, since, like oil, it is lighter than seawater. A giant squid concentrates ammonium in its body and is either slightly buoyant (floats) or neutrally buoyant (does not float but does not sink). Ammonia is a natural waste product, like urine. Instead of eliminating or urinating waste out as humans do, giant squids store some of the waste in their bodies. This is why so many giant squids float to the surface and wash ashore when they die. That is also why giant squids are not very tasty to eat!"

    11. Re:yummy by joeljkp · · Score: 2, Funny

      What the hell? I go to Mississippi State, and I'm wondering why we have an entire subdomain dedicated to giant squid.

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    12. Re:yummy by LoveGoblin · · Score: 1

      Was he referring to size or taste ?
      Texture.
    13. Re:yummy by Velocir · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I don't understand. What size calamari is that in Libraries of Congress per hair?

    14. Re:yummy by 93,000 · · Score: 1

      Sorry I was vague. Actually the tire conversion would equal anywhere between 1/4 and 5/8 volkswagons.

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    15. Re:yummy by pNutz · · Score: 1

      If you cook it you'll probably remove most of the ammonia (which evaporates quite quickly). Your house would smell awful, but the squid might be good. Ammonium bicarbonate was once used as a leavening agent (like baking soda) and had the same odoriferous effects when baked.

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  3. Yum? by jamestheprogrammer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I can think of a few places that might want that... just imagine, 990lbs of deep-fried calamari... *drools*. Although giant squids do have ammonia, which makes them inedible... what about these colossals? It would suck to bite into a piece of calamari and taste ammonia... Too bad it's going to a museum - I'm hungry now.

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    1. Re:Yum? by Skagit · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll need three hundred gallons of marinara.

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    2. Re:Yum? by daeg · · Score: 0

      You'd have to fight over it with the Japanese. Your desire of eating it is not compatible with their desire to feel in real life what they see in pornography, what with the giant tentacles and all.

      Maybe you can eat it after they're done?

    3. Re:Yum? by jimstapleton · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ammonia has a boiling point of 34C or 36C doesn't it?

      Cook it enough and the ammonia should go by-by (especially if you cut it into small enough pieces)

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    4. Re:Yum? by mstahl · · Score: 1

      Mod parent (-1, gross!!!)

    5. Re:Yum? by Half+a+dent · · Score: 1

      In related news, don't let Dr Zoidberg near your caviar either!

    6. Re:Yum? by rdwulfe · · Score: 1

      Well then, once they're done, won't need any sauce for it... Unfortunately, it'll be alfredo rather than marinara.

      Feel free to flame me to oblivion, that one grossed me out, and I typed it.

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    7. Re:Yum? by miller701 · · Score: 1

      Ammonia has a boiling point of 34C or 36C doesn't it?

      Cook it enough and the ammonia should go by-by (especially if you cut it into small enough pieces)

      For a second there I thought you were talking about bras.

  4. Sleeping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I sure hope it's asleep, and will be sleeping for a while.

  5. eyes and pigment by ObiWanStevobi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why do these things, or any creature that spend their lives at such depths have eyes and coloration? Granted, it doesn't appear that many of these creatures has evolved in a long time, but many cave dwelling creatures seem to loose their eyes and pigmentation relatively fast.

    1. Re:eyes and pigment by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      They probably don't spend all of their time very deep in the water, and probably come up often enough for it to be relevant..

      Or maybe God wanted to show the anti-evolutionists that the human eye is crap, contrary to one of their arguments, and left thema round as a nice counter-example of how to make a good eye instead of the POS pieces of crap we have stuck in our face.

      I tend to lean towards the former and not the latter though.

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    2. Re:eyes and pigment by rchatterjee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The eyes could have use to see prey who have bioillumination at depth and to spot prey silhouetted against light from the surface at shallower depths.

    3. Re:eyes and pigment by Scarblac · · Score: 3, Informative

      Last week there was a video in the news, it was discovered that giant squid uses flashes of light. That probably gives them a huge advantage, in an area where few of their prey will be used to light, they can see. See e.g. http://www.mercopress.com/vernoticia.do?id=9855&fo rmato=HTML.

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    4. Re:eyes and pigment by fitten · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you notice, it is red. This is actually useful at depth as light of those wavelengths are filtered by the water so that even at relatively shallow depths, reds appear as grays. At 'deep' depths, no red wavelengths of light are found (from the surface/sun) so animals that are red at that depth are 'colorless'.

    5. Re:eyes and pigment by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, giant squid (I'm not sure which, Architeuthis or Mesonychoteuthis, would have bigger eyes) have the largest eyes of any animal on earth. The sheer light collecting power of having such a large retina suggests they're designed to see in very low-light conditions (like owls and whipporwhills), although I don't know if anybody knows how they use them.

    6. Re:eyes and pigment by Cheeko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its also possible that the eyes are seeing at wavelengths outside of the visible range. Bees for instance see in ultraviolet, and other animals see in infrared. Its possible that the eyes could pick up heat signatures or something that does exist at that depth.

      Also they could migrate to higher depths. One belief is that these things hunt at similar depths to whales, so from very deep, to a more shallow depth as well.

      The pigmentation could also be just a consequential byproduct of some other adaptation. For instance chemicals in the skin that serve some purpose might just happen to also give it a color. It could also be an effect of being exposed to air on the surface, or from being dead. You'll notice how things like shrimp and lobsters will appear different colors alive and dead, cooked and uncooked, etc.

    7. Re:eyes and pigment by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Why do these things, or any creature that spend their lives at such depths have eyes and coloration? Granted, it doesn't appear that many of these creatures has evolved in a long time, but many cave dwelling creatures seem to loose their eyes and pigmentation relatively fast. Maybe because a lot of them can MAKE light?

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    8. Re:eyes and pigment by MrSquishy · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...suggests they're designed to see in very low-light conditions (like owls and whipporwhills) How in the heck does a giant squid get into an owl?
    9. Re:eyes and pigment by (negative+video) · · Score: 1

      You can't get a squid like this inside an owl. Unless you ... Push! Real! Hard!

    10. Re:eyes and pigment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also noticed giant worms that are stuck to volcanic fissures in the ocean at greats depths where no light is present (they subsist in a sulfur-based ecosystem) are also red. I always wondered about their pigmentation.

    11. Re:eyes and pigment by sorcerersystems · · Score: 1


      flashbangs, anyone?

    12. Re:eyes and pigment by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Using the same method by which one puts an elephant into an icebox, of course.

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    13. Re:eyes and pigment by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      While the article is talking about a rather large squid, it isn't (strictly speaking) the Giant Squid. Instead, its Taningia danae - a less impressive cousin.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Octopus_Squid

  6. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome our eight tentacled, ginormously size overlords.

    1. Re:I for one... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Funny

      >eight tentacled

      Actually, squids have ten tentacles, or eight arms and two tentacles, depending on your choice of terminology. Either way, accuracy is better than pissing off anything that big.

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    2. Re:I for one... by StressGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

      Sure...that's easy for you to say.....

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  7. Am I the only one who pictured flying squid? by spun · · Score: 1

    I'm sure glad it landed intact, I've been told that a crashing squid can cover a whole neighborhood in calamari. Wait, what? That's not what that headline meant? Never mind.

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    1. Re:Am I the only one who pictured flying squid? by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

      I was just about to make this exact post. Well, not "exact" but pretty darn close. Kind of like it, anyway. Similar, but different. Very different. Completely something else, in fact. Not that post at all.

      I was thinking "Squid from space? HOLY CRAP THAT'S COOL!!!"

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    2. Re:Am I the only one who pictured flying squid? by Cheapy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Flying...Squid...Monster? Poor Japanese school girls. Atleast they could stay away from tentacles if they avoided water...

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  8. Another squid recently. by Khanstant · · Score: 1

    These big guys have been popping up recently it seems, wonder why so many of them are getting caught up.

    1. Re:Another squid recently. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

      There can be only one answer: GODZILLA HAS AWAKENED!!!

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    2. Re:Another squid recently. by oni · · Score: 2, Funny

      wonder why so many of them are getting caught up.

      my guess is that someone has invented a way of catching them.

    3. Re:Another squid recently. by matthewlc1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would think the reason for the recent appearance of these deep ocean species, are a result of the fact that in the last few years the fishing fleets have all but destroyed there regular shallow target species. As such they have had to abandon shallow water fishing and are now fishing for what is left in the ocean. That seems to be deep water species. If you go to the fish market today. notice how many new and weired fish are now on sale. 10 years ago none of those fish would have been caught or sold. there just is not much left in the shallow oceans for big fleets to harvest. And governments don't want to institute quota's for fear of effecting the fishing industry, and the employment of many thousands of people. Of course in the long run the destruction of the fish stocks will in any way result in the demise of a fishing industry. The difference being it won't be the current politicians problem now will it?

    4. Re:Another squid recently. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Informative

      These big guys have been popping up recently it seems, wonder why so many of them are getting caught up.

      If there has been a statistically significant increase, it's probably due to one or more of four things:

      1. Fishermen are more thoroughly sieving the deeps, due to declining fish stocks

      2. The press that such catches get means that boat captains who previously wouldn't bother reporting these catches now do so, instead of cutting them up for bait or whatever they'd previously do.

      3. Changes in oceanic conditions resulting in different behavior by the behemoths (for example, changes in salinity, temperature, or prey location).

      4. These colossal squid are simply the advance guard of the armies of He Who Lies Dead But Dreaming (Cthulhu), on the march from R'lyeh to lay the smackdown on us humans.

      While I suspect that if there is a noticeable increase in giant squid catches, it's most likely due to options 1 and 2. But something deep inside me tells me that option 4 is the real truth.
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    5. Re:Another squid recently. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Cthulhu. These are squid after all.

    6. Re:Another squid recently. by jd · · Score: 1
      I'd extend (1) a little - due to declining fish stocks, the squid are having to more thoroughly sieve the fishing nets to find anything worth eating. (3) is probably significant in places - the "dead zones" stretch far enough off coastlines to affect locations inhabited by giant and colossal squid.

      Most such squid that have been found have been found very dead. This one was trying to get at food that had been caught, but appears to have been extremely dead by the time it was landed. I'll add a (1.5) of: fishermen are more willing to admit killing the damn things, rather than 'just finding them' somewhere.

      As for (4), I think it's a joint venture between Cthulhu and John Wyndham's Kraken. Cthulhu normally only stalks Innsmouth and Hyperborea.

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    7. Re:Another squid recently. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats on getting info on R'lyeh modded "Informative"

    8. Re:Another squid recently. by Coucho · · Score: 0

      Cthulhu has been woken from his slumber..

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    9. Re:Another squid recently. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cthulu hungers.

    10. Re:Another squid recently. by Westacular · · Score: 1

      5. A number of other recent finds -- the near-live capture of the giant squid last Christmas, for instance -- have been the result of deliberate efforts to try and catch a giant squid. It wasn't just random chance; they're popping up more because we're actively trying to find them more, and such efforts are also increasingly effective with recent, significant improvements in our understanding of such creatures.

  9. Wow by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Funny

    that's the second biggest squid I've ever seen.

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    1. Re:Wow by gfim · · Score: 1

      Would you believe....

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  10. Futurama! by Mizled · · Score: 1

    This has to be Zoidberg's Great Great Great Great Uncle!

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    1. Re:Futurama! by swid27 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Update to this story:

      The colossal squid was caught while consuming a colossal-mouth bass, not a Patagonian toothfish as originally reported.

  11. obSealab by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah yes, Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni. With a razor sharp beak, that can tear steel as easily as I tear a croissant...

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  12. One for Bruce by The+Real+Andrew · · Score: 1

    I hope Mr Schneier is reading today. This is another one for his famous Friday Squid Blog http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/02/frid ay_squid_bl_45.html

  13. F'tagn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cthulhu is going to be pissed if they keep hauling his friends up like that.

  14. yummy ammonia and salt by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    Some people like ammonia and salt. If it's good as a candy, then it's probably seasoning. (Actually that's ammoniumchloride in the candy, not ammonia). Ammonia is a gas and would dissipate quickly after a few minutes in a pan with hot oil...

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  15. Ryleh! by dodobh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cthulhu comes!

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    1. Re:Ryleh! by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      Eww, gross.

  16. Oh no. by whobutdrew · · Score: 1

    PLEASE nobody tell the Sci-Fi channel. We do NOT need another "Giant (fill in creature here) Attacks!" movie.

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    1. Re:Oh no. by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      Sad to say they already made at least one giant squid movie. The real problem is they're going to feel validated and make another one...

    2. Re:Oh no. by Detritus · · Score: 1
      Why not? They're big, aggressive and will attack anything.

      I recently watched a documentary on the Humboldt Squid, which is only the size of a large dog, and they were scary.

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    3. Re:Oh no. by Wescotte · · Score: 1

      Check out http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468492/

  17. I wonder... by lpangelrob · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if the giant squid thought that it and the ground could be friends.

    Alas.

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  18. Solution by CdBee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Calamari Damasy

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  19. That thing is worth millions. In Japan! by numbski · · Score: 1

    You have to know where I'm going with this, right?

    It'll be HUGE in the tentacle pr0n market! :)

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  20. in other news by kwoff · · Score: 1

    In other news, the largest ever seal was clubbed.... I mean, really, why do I want to hear this?

  21. oblig by rnmartinez · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one, welcome our new Colossal Squid overlords!

  22. Rare scientific find, and so... by posterlogo · · Score: 1

    ...they promptly capture it and kill it. Bravo. If they really want to 'study' it, perphaps they should just observe for a while...

    1. Re:Rare scientific find, and so... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Mmmm, I'm not sure that deep-sea animals such as this squid are capable of surviving in anything other than extremely deep waters, so my guess would be that it was dead when they netted it.

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    2. Re:Rare scientific find, and so... by posterlogo · · Score: 1

      Ya, you're partly right -- they said it was close to death when they landed it... I'm sure it was in its last throes. Maybe I'm just pissed about the Japanese pseudoscience of whaling.

  23. Obviously, parent's involved in a spell'n disaster by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    ...suggests they're designed to see in very low-light conditions (like owls and whipporwhills)

    How in the heck does a giant squid get into an owl?

    You can't get a squid like this inside an owl. Unless you ... Push! Real! Hard!

    Maybe he was talking about pushing a squid into a bowl. I've eaten squid in a small bowl, even barely cooked. And, I know for a fact that owls taste good when in a bowl.
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  24. Sorry... by Ixthus2001 · · Score: 1

    Suckers!

  25. Whoa, that's b-i-g! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > ... and a 1.1-MB popup portrait of the animal in the fishing boat's hold. ... and the thing was so heavy its portrait alone almost sank the boat!