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Utah Bans Keyword Advertising

Eric Goldman writes "Last month, Utah passed a law banning keyword advertising. Rep. Dan Eastman, the Utah legislator who sponsored the law, believes competitive keyword advertising is the equivalent of corporate identity theft, causing searchers to be (in his words) 'carjacked' and 'shanghaied' by advertisers. He also takes a swipe at the EFF, dismissing its critique of the law as 'criticism from the fringes.'"

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  1. Re:Can't be by legallyillegal · · Score: 1, Funny

    you win one (1) free internet

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  2. Three little words. by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 5, Funny
    Utah. Politics. Internet.

    ZZZzzzzz......

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    1. Re:Three little words. by QuasiEvil · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tune in to next week's installment of "Adventures in Utah" - you never know what those wacky Mormons are going to do next! Will they fight off evil by taking away its beer, or will the sight of a boobie in Manti bring about the apocalypse? Find out in next week's hilarious episode!

  3. Damnit by quarrel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just when having 'mormon' was really starting to pay off ..

  4. Fringes by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Utah, Mormons call YOU a fringe group. OK, that was rude, but it sure was funny when South Park did it.

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  5. I'm so torn by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hate politicians, but I hate advertisers, too. Ack! (head explodes)

  6. Re:Damn Straight! by jlindy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, wtf is wrong with this picture? Umm...Utah?
  7. Google can cope easily by auroran · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have already proven they can handle themselves with difficult governments.

    First Google China edition
    Now Google Utah edition.

    1. Re:Google can cope easily by tuxicle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not fair comparing the two:

      Google China: Firewall for 1.2e9 people
      Google Utah: Free adblock for about 5 people?

    2. Re:Google can cope easily by PinkyDead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those 1.2e9 people are just a fringe group.

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  8. Quick! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, who will be first to purchase AdWords for "Dan Eastman?"

    I just googled him and got no advertisements, so looks like he's even cheaper than the average politician!

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    1. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Looking for Dan Eastman?
      Find exactly what you want today.
      www.ebay.com

  9. There is a reason... by stox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Utah is one of the places used to simulate Mars landings.

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    1. Re:There is a reason... by Anomolous+Cowturd · · Score: 2, Funny

      The mormons would send missionaries to make it unintelligent again.

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  10. Could be worse by EvanED · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rep. Dan Eastman...believes competitive keyword advertising is the equivalent of corporate identity theft, causing searchers to be (in his words) 'carjacked' and 'shanghaied' by advertisers.

    Well, at least he's not appropriating the name of an entire city to make his point.

  11. Re:Follow the money.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So a mormon car dealer?

  12. Re:Damn Straight! by Anomolous+Cowturd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Umm... if returning ads based on the search terms you type into the very same site is spyware.... please start fixing the problem by removing your eyeballs (spy devices).

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  13. What did you expect? by novalogic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone put an Adword in on google for "Douchebag" and it linked to http://www.daneastman.com/

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  14. Of course! by airencracken · · Score: 1, Funny

    The law is supposed to help relieve the congestion in the tubes. As you all know the ads can clog the tubes like nobody's business.

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  15. Wait a minute...! by pookemon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Utah has the Internet? When did that happen... ;)

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  16. Re:Parochial retards. by Anomolous+Cowturd · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know what they say... regulating the internet is like teaching a pig to sing - it wastes your time and annoys the internet.

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  17. Re:Great... by jgc7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't it be ironic if Logical Design Solutions uses the law to stop mormons from advertising.

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  18. Re:Damn Straight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps "Pontiac" should point to Chief Pontiac http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Pontiac or Pontiac, Michigan http://www.pontiac.mi.us/history/index.htm, both of which existed about a century or more before the General Motors company.

    Or perhaps Google should use some computer to point to all those links, and rank them somehow in a way that seems useful to Google users.