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What MSN, Google, Yahoo and AOL Know About You

hotgist writes "America's top four Internet companies, Google, Yahoo, AOL and Microsoft's MSN, promise they will protect the personal information of people who use their online services to search, shop and socialize. But a close read of their privacy policies reveals as much exposure as protection. The massive amounts of data these companies collect, which can include records of the searches you make, the health problems you research and the investments you monitor, can be requested by government investigators and subpoenaed by your legal adversaries. But this same information is generally not available to you."

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  1. Re:Cum on, sue me by Otter+Escaping+North · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, if I can't find out what records they are keeping about me, but legal adversaries can, someone please sue me and then subpeona them for me.

    Try downloading some music - I hear that works pretty good.

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  2. Re:Cum on, sue me by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like the open/close quotes disparity ``" :-)
    Yeah, we need to get a subpoena ring together. I'll subpoena your records, you subpoena mine...
    There needs to be a code of honor though, else I'm in for some trouble.
    -nB

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  3. Re:Google allows you to see past searches... by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 3, Funny

    If my legal adversaries want to find out that I searched converting 3.5 tablespoons to teaspoons while cooking on Saturday, good for them.

    Except when they list also includes "fertilizer" or "ammonia" and some guys end up locking you up and throwing away the room.

  4. Not very surprising by skoaldipper · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can find out more about me by rummaging through my trash can - quite legal too. Just make sure you get it off my lawn first, or say hello to my boomstick.

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  5. Re:Google allows you to see past searches... by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Funny

    3.5 tablespoons of crack? I guess "teaspoon" is slang for syringe?
    I wonder what kind of searches you want to keep private!

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  6. Re:surprised by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 4, Funny

    yawn...nothing you do online is private. The real problem here is that people *think* they cannot be seen.

    Ceiling google is watching you masturbate?

  7. Re:Cum on, sue me by tritonman · · Score: 1, Funny

    What we really need to focus on is how much information Jesus has about us. How does he get this information, and what exactly does he plan on doing with it?!?!?

  8. oh no, they store our searches!? by physicsboy500 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hoped they purged my request to find "the clitoris" on google maps

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  9. A way out by Yurka · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are precedents for suing yourself, so the door is open a crack. Actually, no matter what the TFA implies, I imagine that search history wouldn't be the most interesting piece of information you could find about yourself, if you arm yourself with a good subpoena against yourself.

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  10. Re:surprised by LordOfTheNoobs · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a bit muggery out there today folks, with a thirteen percent chance of homicide over on 5th. So remember to don those kevlars. Back to you, Tom.

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  11. That happened to me.... by StressGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was in the process of refinishing my basement. It had existing cinder-block walls that I chose to leave partially bare along with conventional sheetrock walls which I added. So, not being clear if the same Latex based interior paint would adhere equally well to both types of walls, I googled for "Latex Bondage"

    I got a lot of unrelated hits......

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  12. Re:surprised by ozbird · · Score: 3, Funny

    TFA made an interesting point, though...searches are as close to reading our thoughts as is possible.

    So mess with their heads. For example, go to MSN's search page and enter: Microsoft Vista class action lawsuit...