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Xeroxing Personal Data From Your Browsing History

grease_boy writes "Xerox has filed a patent covering a technique to recover demographic information like your age, sex and perhaps even your income by analysing the pattern of web pages you browse. They want to license the technique to online advertisers and shops. Read the full patent here."

116 comments

  1. Hehe by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because nobody could have ever thought of this before.

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  2. More lame patents by omeomi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, great, another patent covering something completely obvious, like analyzing my browser history to find out what sorts of things I might like.

    1. Re:More lame patents by catbutt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Typically patents cover the particular way something is accomplished. For instance, if you invent an airplane and patent it, you are not patenting flying in general (which might be said to be an obvious idea), but the specifics of how you accomplished it. Someone else, who uses a different approach to fly, will not infringe your patent.

      Did you read the 20 claims before assuming their technique is obvious?

    2. Re:More lame patents by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course not. This is Slashdot, no-one here understands patents and no-one here thinks anything should be patentable.

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    3. Re:More lame patents by Brickwall · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Geez, anyone who read Peter Wright's "Spycatcher" - published 20 years ago - would realize that this patent is merely a specific implementation of the techniques Wright described in the book. In particular, he developed the idea of monitoring radio communications from the Russian embassy in London. All the transmissions were in code, so he and his colleagues had no idea of the content of the messages. However, Wright deduced that when the Russian "Resident" left the embassy, coded traffic between the embassy and his car would increase. By simply matching the comings and goings of various individuals from the embassy with increases and decreases in radio traffic volume, he and his team were able to pinpoint Russian intelligence agents promptly. (The whole book is a great read, by the way, and available at your local public library, I'm sure.)

      In fact, I tried to get Nortel to implement something similar on their Meridian phone systems back in the early 90's. I thought that by tracking internal phone calls through "Call Detail Records" (CDR - which list the calling extension, called extension, date, time, and call duration), we could see patterns of calls between departments, and determine if repetitive patterns existed, such as many calls between sales and billing at specific times of the month, etc. I thought this might help identify operational issues, inefficiencies, etc. Of course, I was blown off.

      Anyone want to give me a job?

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    4. Re:More lame patents by baryon351 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It sounds obvious, but also stupid.

      One reason marketing likes the whole age/sex/race/income thing, is that they can derive from that some possible information about what you might be interested in, in order to market to you. It's not perfect, as not all 16 year old males with wealthy parents will be interested in buying insanely expensive gaming systems, and not all 85 year old women on a pension will want to just email photos of family around, but it works better than guessing.

      So, what they're really after is what a specific person is interested in. What does a specific hypothetical user browse? what do they spend money on, what are they interested in, etc.

      And now in a world where it's so easy to get that specific information on hundreds of thousands people, they want to use that specific information to derive less reliable demographic statistics, in order to derive what a particular person might be interested in...

      Nuts.

    5. Re:More lame patents by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I like this kind of software patent. This isn't like most of these annoying software patents on elementary algorithms that any student of computer science would be expected to discover. This is a patent on an algorithm we would expect only to be discovered by assholes.

      What is unfortunate is the fact that asshole companies like Xerox (and its licensees) intend to engage in this particular form of assholish behavior in the first place. But a patent is basically an instrument for preventing people from doing things. If Xerox were granted this one by the PO, it would only play a positive role in the world. It would put Xerox in the position of being able to prevent other asshole companies from mining your browser history for personal data (at least in the fashion described) except under the terms they specify. Conceivably Xerox could prevent anyone from doing it at all simply by not granting licenses. If the EFF had filed this patent with those intentions, none of you would be complaining.

    6. Re:More lame patents by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Traffic Analysis. I'm not surprised you were blown off. It's a difficult concept to beat in to middle and upper level management - at least in a way that would make them understand that they can make more money, or simply that you are not going to steal their thunder, but make things better.

      You might try applying to one of the 3 letter agencies in your country - these concepts are well established. Given the increasing complexity of communication systems, you might very likely find yourself with a rather rewarding career. Crappy pay, but interesting work.

    7. Re:More lame patents by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

      Heh, well good luck to them.
      I avoid this whole issue by running with Tor. So they're probably going to target some poor chap in China or the middle of Russia as browsing my history.
      But now I understand better why I keep getting Japanese versions of eharmony spam mails...
      Oh well, such is life. Spam is spam, and spam filters just keep with the flow, and it works for me.
      Sorry you uber inquisitive capitalists, I ain't gonna reveal my personality to a corporation just yet. Not until you force me with a brain implant to read my mind.

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    8. Re:More lame patents by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

      nor does anyone here read the articles... a snapshot is good enough...

    9. Re:More lame patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Congratulations. Your paranoia has limited the marketing you receive to shotgun style messages you aren't interested in. Your victory over the forces arrayed against you is astounding.

    10. Re:More lame patents by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh yes they would. Because what you just did is called rational thought and the Slashdot crowd is not capable of rational thought when it comes to patents.

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    11. Re:More lame patents by wakim1618 · · Score: 1
      The general theory underlying this is already probably (I haven't seen the details) covered in an graduate level econometric theory textbook. Almost all (interesting) practical implementations involve solving a constrained optimization problem where the objective function cannot be expressed analytically so numerical approximations are necessarily and monte carlo methods are used. This is essentially a problem in making a educated guess (i.e. estimates) about underlying characteristics given observations on behavior.

      In the journals, research is often conducted on the same dataset (albeit the dataset may change over time due to addition of new data) and sensitivity analysis is conducted, say by variation of the weights attached to a particular subset of outcome characteristics targeted on the dataset of known characteristics and behavior. An example would be determining the likelihood that the set of full time workers in the dataset are single parent females. However, 50 years of evidence indicates that most estimates are not robust across time, across different datasets of purported the same population and most researchers would not recommend making economic policy on the basis of the estimates.

      As such, it is hard to see what can be patented in this case by Xerox. Perhaps they can patent jointly (i) the dataset, (ii) the data collection procedure, (iii) the particular instance of the optimization problem, and (iv) the solution algorithm. As noted, almost each of these items (i),(iii),(iv) are slightly varied in research as many researchers investigate the same problem/question. Moreover, since it is unlikely that the estimates would be robust, it seems to be an enormous waste of time all around.

    12. Re:More lame patents by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      In fact, I tried to get Nortel to implement something similar on their Meridian phone systems back in the early 90's. Of course, I was blown off. That sounds like quite a novel bonus scheme. Was the girl cute, or did they just save money by getting your boss to do it?
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    13. Re:More lame patents by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If it's a mathematical algorithm, it should NOT be patentable. I have no objection to Xerox patenting the part where they pay a person to snoop through the web history and make a wild guess while swivelling left and right on their swivel chair (*)

      (*) that part wouldn't be very valuable but if they felt it was worth it :)

      Most mathematics is nontrivial and highly ingenious, but just because it's non-obvious that still doesn't mean it should be patentable. EVER.

    14. Re:More lame patents by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Funny

      With all the dupes, it's enough to read one's browsing history and predict TFA :)

    15. Re:More lame patents by trwww · · Score: 1

      Typically patents cover the particular way something is accomplished. For instance, if you invent an airplane and patent it, you are not patenting flying in general (which might be said to be an obvious idea), but the specifics of how you accomplished it. Someone else, who uses a different approach to fly, will not infringe your patent.

      Yes! This is a no-brainer and makes complete sense in terms of fairness.

      But then why do patents like Amazon's 1-Click get patented? Actually, even this I understand. The source code that makes up the engine that handles the click should be able to be patented

      But if someone engineers a one click software engine, the code of which would not even closely resemble Amazon's, how is it even conceivable that the person would be accused of infringement?

      That is the issue we (I) have with software patents.

    16. Re:More lame patents by nospam007 · · Score: 0

      Heh, well good luck to them.
      I avoid this whole issue by running with Tor. So they're probably going to target some poor chap in China or the middle of Russia as browsing my history....
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    17. Re:More lame patents by ImdatS · · Score: 1

      What do you mean with "Crappy Pay"?? All the 120-minute-commercials of MI6 (for which we had to actually pay entrance fee to watch) since the 60ies are all but lies? No Martinis, 7-star-hotels, beautiful girls -- and such? All lies??

      And why did I prepare myself in years of training for such a career? What am I supposed to do with my life now??

    18. Re:More lame patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like pretty normal decision theory in multiple dimensions, looking for clusters and similarity between people in known demographic groups. I'd have thought that a lot of modern data warehouses were doing this kind of thing already. They even talk about working out the centroid of the cluster using weightings for each visit, which is quite a simple way of doing things. I wonder how similar or different the technique is to what Last.FM do with music tastes. The hope is that similar people will show enough similarity in the raw data that patterns will show up.

      More interesting would be mapping each site into a new dimensional space based on attributes of the site, though that would be harder to do automatically as it would require working out the nature of all of the sites. If the sites take part in the program maybe they can supply this info themselves. Perhaps I should patent that idea!

      If it's basic decision theory then it's something we studied at university back in the mid 90s. I admit I didn't read all 20 claims.

    19. Re:More lame patents by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Gaah! My eyes! It's like someone wrote a maths paper without using any notation, and then put it into legal jargon.

      It basically describes the use of statistics to estimate things about a population, nothing that hasn't been done to death in statistics, machine learning, data mining etc.

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    20. Re:More lame patents by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      I understand this: Europe doesn't have software patents. Proving that having no software patents increases one's company's ability to compete is left as an exercise.

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    21. Re:More lame patents by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Well it looks like they're accomplishing this using basic pattern recognition. You shouldn't be able to patent something they teach every Comp Sci MPhil in Cambridge.

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    22. Re:More lame patents by a.ameri · · Score: 1

      Things we wouldn't have (or wouldn't have had as early as we did) if it wasn't for Xerox:

      Graphical User Interface
      Mouse
      Ethernet
      Object Oriented programming .....

      I know we hate software patensts here and all, but calling Xeros an 'asshole' company only based on a single action, is rather feeble, don't you think?

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    23. Re:More lame patents by Megatronium · · Score: 1

      Not true! I have filed for a patent for reading articles to find out information about the topics I'm going to post about. You see, it's a patent for a particular way to read the articles. I can't patent reading articles, because that might be said to be an obvious idea.

    24. Re:More lame patents by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      And now in a world where it's so easy to get that specific information on hundreds of thousands people, they want to use that specific information to derive less reliable demographic statistics, in order to derive what a particular person might be interested in... i'm not sure that they want to get information on what you might want to buy based on who you are (because like you said they already know what you might want to buy based on your history), i think they want to know how to pitch their product to you in a better way.

      for example, they might know that you are in the market to buy a small car based on the fact that you've visited several other sites that sell small cars or consumer review sites focusing on small cars. but if they also know that you are likely a single mother of a small kid (based on the fact that you're buying a car seat online or shopping for toys) than maybe they pitch their small car as reliable and safe. if you're a teenager (maybe you're visiting facebook, mtv.com, etc), they'll show you how sporty their car is and how popular owners might become.
    25. Re:More lame patents by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that pedophiles will get ads for Lucky Charms, or that children will get ads for Viagra?

    26. Re:More lame patents by omeomi · · Score: 1

      Proving that having no software patents increases one's company's ability to

      I never said that there shouldn't be any software patents, but there should be some standard of innovation required...

    27. Re:More lame patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're actually wrong. They don't have software patents as such, but you can effectively patent software anyway in the same roundabout ways as in the US. For that matter, there are no software patents in the US under that same reasoning.

    28. Re:More lame patents by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Have you patented that process yet?

      (Runs to patent office, scribbling furiously on bar napkin...)

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  3. In order to protect my identity ... by khasim · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I must download more lesbian pr0n.

    Get real. This is worthy of a patent? Just by the fact that you're reading this post you're most likely male, some college, etc.

    1. Re:In order to protect my identity ... by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      Is that pr0n being images of lesbians, or is that pr0n that lesbians like to, er... ..look at.

      If it is one an the same, then that makes lesbians just like dirty old men (and slashdot basement dwellers).

    2. Re:In order to protect my identity ... by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      you're most likely male, some college,

      WHO ARE YOU AND GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!~

      etc.

      And what, exactly, are you implying?

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    3. Re:In order to protect my identity ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...I must download more lesbian pr0n.

      Not needed at all... Xerox will find that you spend 20 hours a day on Slashdot... and conclude you don't have any girlfriends.... and get your kicks watching porn!

      To really confuse Xerox, you need to shop online for diapers, ladies' undergarments, walking sticks, power glasses and valentine's day cards.... besides lurking on Slashdot with insightful comments. That would confuse the hell out of them!

    4. Re:In order to protect my identity ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thanks to you, I did a quick search and found...

      ... the best site ...

      ... the web 2.0 wonder ...

      ... the logical end for all technology ...

      ... something that will make you cream your pants ...

      you guessed it,

      http://www.youporn.com/ !

      Free pr0n! In video format!

      hurray! three cheers for the uploaders! all is right with the world!

    5. Re:In order to protect my identity ... by inviolet · · Score: 2, Funny

      To really confuse Xerox, you need to shop online for diapers, ladies' undergarments, walking sticks, power glasses and valentine's day cards....

      [Marge] "Whatever you've got planned tonight, count me out!"

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  4. Remember, kids... by Atario · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...pay attention to those tracking cookies.

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    1. Re:Remember, kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned two things today:

      - The word 'poop' can be typed very quickly on a qwerty keyboard; and,
      - Some people need tinfoil hats

    2. Re:Remember, kids... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      One of these days, I swear I'll write that cookie-blocker I've been meaning to write since forever. The one that silently swallows all those __utm.*, RMID, h2 and anything that originates from 2o7.net.

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    3. Re:Remember, kids... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Just be careful not to block utm.edu - the university of Tennessee at Martin!
      However, anything with 'click', 'track', or 'xch' in its URL seems to be bin-worthy.

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    4. Re:Remember, kids... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Oh, no -- "utm.edu" is a URL. I'm talking about cookies. A lot of sites try to set one with a name of "__utma". If you accept that one, then they will try "__utmb", "__utmc" and "__utmz"; but if you reject the __utma one then they don't usually offer any more.

      The domain "2o7.net" seems to be used by some privacy-invader.

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    5. Re:Remember, kids... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Ah, OK, I've not seen enough of those __utm* ones to notice the pattern. However, they do sound like they're worth rejecting. Thanks for the heads up.

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  5. Claria by normuser · · Score: 0

    I think Gator might have beat them to it.

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  6. Synergistic unstabilised vector based patent b/s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You forgot to mention that this is not a repeat of all the search engine and advertising targeting techniques employed years and years ago... it is a totally new whiz-bang invention involving: centroid vector comparison, bias determination, expectation maximization process and... a whole lot of other nonsensical crap.

    Abstract of patent:

    Demographic information of an Internet user is predicted based on an analysis of accessed web pages. Web pages accessed by the Internet user are detected and mapped to a user path vector which is converted to a normalized weighted user path vector. A centroid vector identifies web page access patterns of users with a shared user profile attribute. The user profile attribute is assigned to the Internet user based on a comparison of the vectors. Bias values are also assigned to a set of web pages and a user profile attribute can be predicted for an Internet user based on the bias values of web pages accessed by the user. User attributes can also be predicted based on the results of an expectation maximization process. Demographic information can be predicted based on the combined results of a vector comparison, bias determination, or expectation maximization process.
  7. So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... how do you classify that?!

    1. Re:So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sheep farmer, Male, Scotland.

    2. Re:So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      I would give anything to have mod points right now.

    3. Re:So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by russotto · · Score: 1

      I have mod points. Want my account? Hope you have a brand new 911 turbo in trade.

      (oh, wait, I blew it by posting, didn't I? Darn)

    4. Re:So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by grolschie · · Score: 2, Funny

      hhhmmm... that's weird. My data-mining algorithm produces: "Sheep farmer, Male, Australia". Well, it's not an exact science. :-)

    5. Re:So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly both your algorithms are crap, as New Zealanders are the sheep abusers... don't you guys know that insult? :\

    6. Re:So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not our fault sheep can't say no. all they do is stand around baa'ing seductively in our fields

    7. Re:So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnily enough, in NZ people use the joke against Australians. and in Oz, they use it against Kiwis.

      If you haven't realised that, you probably don't come from either country (or you are particularly sheltered from your antipodean brothers across the ditch).

    8. Re:So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Its not our fault sheep can't say no. all they do is stand around baa'ing seductively in our fields There's one Slashdotter whose signature used to be
      "If God didn't want us fucking livestock, why did he make them so sexy?"

      Possibly the best "OMG I can't believe you put that in your sig" so far... unfortunately, they changed it. No, it wasn't mine :-O
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    9. Re:So if I'm looking at bestiality pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wales, not Scotland. Definitely Wales. Or maybe New Zealand.

  8. Can you say MORE SPAM by Plasmagrid · · Score: 1

    this should help with the spam wars going on.

  9. Can you patent an illegal process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The patent may well have merit but to be used it would have to break the law. Notwithstanding that governments may keep them for national security reasons, if the law in a country prevents a third party using or selling browsing habits for commercial purposes is it possible to take out a patent that presumes illegal behaviour? Such as a method of extracting money from a bank using a shotgun? Aren't they getting a little ahead of themselves in thier race to the bottom of corporatist fascism? Or is this very revealing patent application telling us that they consider buying the necessary laws to use it a mere formality?

    1. Re:Can you patent an illegal process? by joe_cot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Point: quite a bit of spyware is perfectly legal. It's very clear in the EULA for the product it's strapped to, and it has a clear uninstaller (which breaks the program you wanted). Many people will use it anyway to use the program for free, or are just too clueless to notice.

      Point: a company does not need to do anything "invasive" to track your browsing habits. Back when DoubleClick had a majority share on banner ads, they could track what websites you went to simply based on the referring url when you got loaded of their ads on a site. Google Adsense can do the same trick, since it's a remotely loaded javascript. Why do you think Google Adsense ads are so damn targeted? They have your whole browsing (and probably email) history to work from.

      In summary, it's not unprecedented, and it happens all the time. That being said, unless this was some innovation by Xerox labs in the 80s that never saw daylight, there's more prior art here than the Patent Office can shake a stick at.

    2. Re:Can you patent an illegal process? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can you patent an illegal process?

      Why not?

      The law might change to make the process legal before the patent runs out. But you need to patent it right away to establish priority.

      Meanwhile you could sue everybody accused of breaking the law in your particular way.

      The police do your investigating and the prosecutor does the work of putting the information together for you, too. And the jailers keep the infringer in a known place for your process server. How convenient.

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    3. Re:Can you patent an illegal process? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Do you think that they have noticed that I only ever click through to reward a decent site or punish a stupid ad? I use gmail and generally search without taking any anonymizing steps.

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    4. Re:Can you patent an illegal process? by Ravon+Rodriguez · · Score: 1

      Point: a company does not need to do anything "invasive" to track your browsing habits. Back when DoubleClick had a majority share on banner ads, they could track what websites you went to simply based on the referring url when you got loaded of their ads on a site.

      Which is why whenever I visit a site that I don't trust completely, I start out from a clean, blank page. I'll even go so far as to copy and paste the URLs from google search results to the location bar of a new browser window.

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    5. Re:Can you patent an illegal process? by asninn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Point: quite a bit of spyware is perfectly legal. It's very clear in the EULA for the product it's strapped to, and it has a clear uninstaller (which breaks the program you wanted). Many people will use it anyway to use the program for free, or are just too clueless to notice.

      That doesn't necessarily make it legal. If someone wants to install a piece of spyware and realises what he's doing, that's fine, of course, but for someone who's too clueless to notice, it's not nearly as clear. I might argue that there is no meeting of minds, and thus no contract (that's assuming we're in a jurisdiction where EULAs can be binding contracts at all). You might argue that it's his duty to read the contracts he's signing/accepting, so it's his own fault. I might argue that many EULAs are written / presented in a way that deliberately makes them hard to read, and that software manufacturers shouldn't get away with relying on people not reading things after they made it as difficult as possible to actually read them. And so on...

      I don't know what the solution is, but it's certainly not clear that spyware that's mentioned somewhere deep down in an obfuscated EULA and that will get installed without people realising (and that people would NOT install IF they knew it was there) is really legal.

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    6. Re:Can you patent an illegal process? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      [I]s it possible to take out a patent that presumes illegal behaviour? Such as a method of extracting money from a bank using a shotgun?
      Actually, it would be more fun and profitable to patent methods for being robbed (such as protecting your throat from the deleterious effects of a sharp knife blade by revealing your debit card PIN). Think about it: you don't always catch the perpertrator (and they're a criminal, ergo unlikely to have much respect for the niceties of Intellectual Property law); but you do always have the victim -- right there in the nick, reporting the crime. As a Brucie Bonus, anyone who isn't insured for third-party liability is unlikely to report a crime on which they will owe what might turn out to be substantial backdated royalties -- therefore lowering the reported crime figures at a srtoke.
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    7. Re:Can you patent an illegal process? by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Can you patent an illegal process?

      Why not?


      Fundamentally? A patent is a contract between the government and the patent holder. A fundamental aspect of law is that you can not legally contract for illegal purposes. For example, a contract that included a clause for you to murder someone or steal something is not legal - or at least not that clause. It could be argued that patenting an illegal process would be tantamount to a contract with illegal activity as part and parcel of it.

      After all you will either license your patent - which would be a contract for illegal activity if the licensee seeks to do this in a jurisdiction the activity is illegal in - and you might be considered an accomplice. However, if there are legal applications this could provide an "out" and make the patent legally acceptable.

      However, whether this process is patentable is questionable IMO on other grounds. Investigators, private and otherwise, have been using such techniques for years. Crackers and Hackers have undoubtedly done this as well directly in the specific field.

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    8. Re:Can you patent an illegal process? by Dausha · · Score: 1

      "'Can you patent an illegal process?'

      "The law might change to make the process legal before the patent runs out. But you need to patent it right away to establish priority."

      The answer is no, you cannot. First, the patent law clearly says you cannot. Second, public policy says you can't. In courts, patents are given the binding effect of a law---with the same rules for statutory interpretation, etc. So, if you patent an illegal thing, then it would be legal. A patent is "legislated" through the USPTO under authority of the president acting under Congressional legislation which derives its authority from the Constitution. Thus, if anybody "above" you in authority says it is illegal, then the patent does not have its binding effect of law.

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    9. Re:Can you patent an illegal process? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      In courts, patents are given the binding effect of a law---with the same rules for statutory interpretation, etc. So, if you patent an illegal thing, then it would be legal.

      Not at all.

      A patent is a license to sue anyone who "practices an invention" without the permission of the patent holder. It is NOT a license to practice the invention despite laws to the contrary. (It can't. Laws are made and repealed by the legislative branch. Patents are issued by the executive branch, which does not have the authority to make or repeal law.)

      Imagine, for instance, a patent on a new way of killing a person using electricity. Killing people is illegal, right? Yet Edison was able to get a patent on the electric chair.

      But it's legal for the government to kill convicted prisoners? Well, sometimes. (For a while there it wasn't.) Which gets us back to my original assertion: Practicing some particular invention may be legal in some circumstances and not in others, or illegal in ALL circumstances at some TIMES but not others.

      The patent office's job is not to pass judgment on the legality of the practice of the invention. That's reserved for the courts (while changing what is legal is reserved to the legislature - with some input from the chief executive). The Patent office's job is to certify the novelty of the invention, reserve practice of it, for a time, to its inventor and his licenses (rather than anyone who could do it), and publish a description of the method. If there are no circumstances where it can be practiced without breaking one law or another, that's an issue between the inventor and law enforcement.

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  10. Xerox must be doing worse than I thought by StringBlade · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They used to come up with new and innovative ideas such as, the Xerox copier, a graphical user interface using windows, and a host of other innovate technologies.
    Now they've reduced themselves to patent trolling in order to pander to marketing scum. Just, wow.

    --
    ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
    1. Re:Xerox must be doing worse than I thought by MazzThePianoman · · Score: 1

      Actually it was the company Wang that was first experimenting with visual interfaces. However Xerox had one of the first mice if I remember right.

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      "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Franklin
    2. Re:Xerox must be doing worse than I thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, wang. You said wang.

      <em>wang</eM> <em>wang</eM> <em>wang</eM> that <em>wang</eM>~

      Everybody get <em>wang</eM> tonight!

    3. Re:Xerox must be doing worse than I thought by turing_m · · Score: 1

      "They used to come up with new and innovative ideas such as, the Xerox copier, a graphical user interface using windows, and a host of other innovate technologies. "

      And what did they get for their troubles? They did the research, other companies (hello Apple) stole, I mean, were "heavily inspired by" their ideas.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xerox_PARC

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      If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
  11. Just an application... by sotweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. not yet a patent. Look for it as a patent in 2-3 years. Maybe never.

    1. Re:Just an application... by justzisguy · · Score: 1

      Whoa there, mister! This is /., you must be new here. We don't take kindly to people distinguishing between patents and published applications. Why, you couldn't even make fun of the USPTO for them (not that there isn't plenty of ammunition elsewhere).

    2. Re:Just an application... by mavenguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's more complicated than that. This is a divisional application of another application which has issued as a patent. Furthermore, they filed another divisional application which also has been published.

      Divisional applications are made when the examiner determines that more than one invention is claimed in an application and requires the applicant to elect one of the inventions to prosecute on the merits. The claims to a non-elected invention(s) are not examined in that application and must be cancelled if the elected claims are allowed, but may be presented in a new application which will get the benefit of the filing date of the parent application if filed before its issue or abandonment date. Any claims in a patent issuing from a divisional application are immune to an attack of double patenting over the claims of the parent patent if the divisional was filed in response to a requirement made by an examiner.

      The disclosures of all the applications/patent here are all the same, since no new matter is added in the divisional application (theoretically they could do so, but such added matter would not be entitled to the filing date of the parent application); the differences among the applications is in what is claimed, and, as with any patent/application, the claims define what the invention is, not the title, abstract, etc. The terms used in the claims are, however, interpreted in light of the description in the specification.

  12. Xeroxing your personals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    **snort** teehee!

  13. Xerox, my ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They've also given name to a photocopy of my buttcheeks.

    PC LOAD TP.

  14. Not worthy a patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Customer profiling and segmentation technique has been used for years in corporations everywhere. Marketing depends on segmentation to target their message to the intended audience.

    Is the USPTO going to grant a patent even on this? No wonder the PTO gave a patent on "a method to add two numbers"...

  15. statistical analysis by harlequinn · · Score: 1

    How is statistical analysis patentable? I was under the impression that most patent systems excluded the possibility of patenting a mathematical method - which is exactly what statistical analysis is. You could probably extend that to all computer programming.

    1. Re:statistical analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can patent computer programs? Base villain, how dare you suggest such an idea! Laughable.

      I disbelieve that there are any such accomodations in the US patent office. Roll wisdom check.

  16. What a great achievement! by kocsonya · · Score: 1

    Patent in zanza form:

    It is like setting up a 2D space, one being the weight and the other the age. Then if person X hangs around the doughnut shop all day, we can assume that (s)he is fat, if (s)he spends the rest of the time at movies watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Spiderman and alike then we can also assume that (s)he is young, so we can assign a vector pointing somewhere in the (fat,young) quadrant. Wow. If the pattern is food, food, movie, food, food, food, movie then we can assume that (s)he is rather fat. Wait, it will get even better!
    Now, if we don't know how to guess who's fat and who's young, we can get a handful of test subjects of whom we know how fat/skinny/young/old they are and watch where they go. So we then can have a reference to the preferences of various kinds of people and we can base our decisions about further subjects on that. Wow ^ 2. What's more, we can implement this using any method, included but not limited to, a computer which may have a processor, disk, memory and any other peripheral units but maybe it doesn't; or a mobile phone or application specific hardware or any other device which can be used to add numbers together and store them, such as abacuses, pieces of corn or beans, superhumans, humans, subhumans and in general everything and anything under the Sun. This is *so* original that the mind just boggles. What'll they think of next?!

    It's sad to see Xerox PARC to fade away, they used to be so cool.

    1. Re:What a great achievement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, Xerox disowned PARC forever ago.

    2. Re:What a great achievement! by kocsonya · · Score: 1

      Um, from PARC's website http://www.parc.xerox.com (note the URL)

      "Founded in 1970 as part of Xerox Research, then incorporated in 2002 as an independent research business, PARC is celebrated for such innovations as laser printing, distributed computing and Ethernet, the graphical user interface (GUI), object-oriented programming, and ubiquitous computing. PARC is a wholly owned subsidiary of Xerox Corporation."

      So no, they did not disown it, just made it a separate business entity. It is still a Xerox company.

  17. Someone please mod parent insightful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very well put.

  18. This assumes most people passively surf by tekrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know, I'm really sick of the whole "Guess your personal needs based on browsing habits". I get this enough from Amazon, recommending crap to me that I don't want, but that I sell to others.

    I run a website which sells stuff. Now, it may not be stuff I personally want, but obviously other people do. So, I go through Amazon looking for products to sell. Of course, the advantage is that Amazon recommends items to me that I might sell to the other people reading my site, so it works out, but still, Amazon has a screwed up image of what I want as an individual.

    Now imagine all these people who do searches online to find crap to feed their blogs. All the people who scour the internet in search of material for websites, stuff they are going to mention in passing, and then move on.

    All the marketing people are going to get is that 50% of the people who surf the web want to see dismemberments via locomotive accidents on YouTube. That's the "vector".

    The point I'm trying to make is that only half the people on the internet are the passive surfers this technology would work with. The other half are people who create the content online via looking for content online. (and then there's a small percentage who actually create content, but they don't surf as much).

    So, the entire concept to start with is screwed because it assumes that the web is TV.

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    If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
    1. Re:This assumes most people passively surf by daigu · · Score: 1

      Ever consider seperating your business account from your personal one? Of course, Amazon could also incorporate aspects, profiles or whatever into individual accounts that would solve this problem. I think everyone encounters it in some form or another - whether you are buying gifts, changing jobs or changing as a person.

      With that said, I don't think the central concept is screwed. If we can agree that the central concept is about effectively making suggestions to new things based on what we like, then there are many places that do this well. A few examples:

      Say you were listening to All Music Considered and you really like the Mavis Staples tune "Down in Mississippi". If you go to AllMusic, you can find similar artists - many which you may already know and like. However, you might discover a few new ones you didn't know anything about and get recommendations of which of their many albums might be most likely to be worth your money - although I don't always agree with Allmusic's assessment, their recommendations are worthwhile when I don't know enough about a group to have an opinion.

      Or you could go somewhere like Pandora and put in her name and listen to similar artists right there.

      Personally, I like the idea of Pandora better but it is their execution (the inability to select which similar artists you hear, track back to recommended albums, limited fast-forward, iPod centricism (I prefer to buy CDs), etc.) that keeps me going back to Allmusic.

      So we have a Podcast that recommends music; a music reference that provides information on artists, albums and songs; and a service that plays similar artist's songs based on your preference for a particular artist. All of these can be useful - which is why they exist. They are each also an example of the central idea - that people want good recommendations and exposure to new things they might like.

      Now, I don't particularly care for Amazon's way of going about making recommendations. But, the fact they do it poorly doesn't mean the concept itself is bad.

  19. Let's not forget... by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 1

    ... to protect Xerox's IP by not using their trademarked name as a verb! Because it hasn't become generic or anything...

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    We figured out a long time ago that it's easier to elect seven judges than to elect 132 legislators.
  20. Phil Salin - Freedom of Speech in Software by a1mint · · Score: 0

    Patents turn ordinary developers with ideas into criminals. Check it out, this really is one of the best articles about patents I have ever read: http://philsalin.com/patents.html

  21. The whole patent system is phuqued by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

    Just reading this patent is chilling. How can the Patent Office even consider this as new and inovative when the NSA does this to us already. Hell Xerox might have been the contractor for them using this for all we know, and now want to patent this technique.

    This should not be patentable here or anywhere else.

    No software should be patentable.

    I wait to see the patent for chewing your food thoroughly before swallowing.

    Cheers

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    * Carthago Delenda Est *
    1. Re:The whole patent system is phuqued by only_human · · Score: 1

      I wait to see the patent for chewing your food thoroughly before swallowing.


      No need to wait long then (although this is for a device and not merely the method alone):

      Patent 5924422 abstract:

      Title: Oral device to aid weight control
      Document Type and Number: United States Patent 5924422
      Link to this Page: http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5924422.html
      Abstract: An oral device and method for slowing down the rate of food ingestion, thereby aiding digestion, assimilation, and allowing time for raising blood sugar and achieving satiety sooner, with less food consumption over a given period of time. The device consists of any means for lowering the normally vaulted area of the roof of the mouth. In the preferred embodiment, the vault lowering means includes a molded piece which fits against the palate, and retaining wires to secure the piece to the teeth, while avoiding interference with the teeth on occlusion. The method and apparatus for lowering of the vault reduces the amount of food which can be comfortably ingested per bite. In use, the device allows the user to freely move his tongue and jaws, to talk, to breath, to drink, and to chew food. The method includes altering temporarily the configuration of the palate by lowering the vaulted area of the roof, to reduce the volume in the mouth available for food and reducing the food intake.


    2. Re:The whole patent system is phuqued by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word is "fucked". This is /., not "freaking" MTV.

    3. Re:The whole patent system is phuqued by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

      True, I was being to PC for here

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  22. CANSPAM by Grinin · · Score: 1

    ...so we CANSPAM you some more... just a little bit more. Its not bad enough that 90% of all email traffic is spam... lets add to that figure.

  23. Use Firefox Add-Ons; don't log into Yahoo! Google by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use Firefox's NoScript and AdBlockPlus. Between them both, I've blocked out all of the Yahoo!'s and Google's ad-tracking capabilities (and nearly all ads in general). Without cookies to track from one site to the next, I don't see how this will work unless every site does URL redirection. Also, don't log into Yahoo! or Google, then surf. They can record all of your search queries and tracking via your logged in cookie.

  24. Not too much to worry about by PatentMagus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, they aren't trying to patent statistical analysis or tracking cookies in general, but they are grabbing for a lot. The claims don't look too impressive either. All the claims are too broad without a single super narrow claim that might just get accepted. Maybe the person who wrote the claims didn't understand the math. Double click, some of the old shopping sites, and similar companies must have had this well before the 11/2/2001 priority date. There is nothing in the claims or the application saying it only applies across domains. The examiner is probably going to reject every claim and love it because it won't take too long.

    1. A machine-implemented method for extrapolating user profile information from user web page access patterns, comprising:

    computing bias values for a plurality of web pages; ancient and general

    assigning said bias values to the plurality of web pages; ancient and general

    detecting at least a subset of said web pages accessed by a user having an unknown user profile attribute; ancient and general - tracking cookies?

    combining said bias values of said subset of web pages to obtain a combination result; and ancient and "combining" is way general

    assigning a selected user profile attribute to said user in response to said combination result indicating a positive bias of the selected user profile attribute; ancient

    wherein computing said bias values for the plurality of web pages further comprises determining a fraction of users with the selected user profile attribute who visit a selected web page as measured over the plurality of web pages.hmmm, intersting limitation. Calculating a demoographic from the tracked pages. Pretty ancient too.



    Eventually, this app is going to land on a junior associate's desk who will try to rescue it. In the long run, there's a decent chance that Xerox will get a patent on a very specific algorithm applied to limited data that is gathered in a few different ways. Hey, inventions like electrostatic duplication don't come along every day.

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    I am a lawyer, but not yours. Anything I tell you might be a total lie intended to benefit my clients at your expense.
  25. It'll be used as smoke and mirrors by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Aggreed, it is stupid, if your purpose is actually to do marketting with it and sell more products. But my guess is that it's not how it'll get used.

    Thing is, if you think about it... it fits just neatly in the eternal 3-way total war, whee the ad provider tries to shaft both the advertising company and the web master, and in most cases the two try to shaft the ad provider too. Tons of useless metrics exist just so the ad provider can tell some company "here's why you owe us a big pile of money for serving your ads", or so they can tell the web master "here's why we owe you a pittance."

    (And just so it doesn't sound like the ad provider is the only scumbag, the whole dot-com bubble was based on the "hey, look, we can rip off the ad providers" idea. Ad rates in the beginning were based on sites which had one banner on the whole site. It tended to be somewhat targetted too, since if the web master chose just one, it tended to be somewhat related to what the site was about. And people used to even click on them occasionally. And they were worth decent money. Then some people discovered, basically, "woo, but if we put 10 ads per page, now we're owed gazillions of dollars." Whole companies went to IPO with that as their only business plan. But I digress)

    The fact is, the _only_ real criterion of whether a marketting campaign was successful, is whether you sold more stuff as a result. Everything else, eyeballs, clicks, etc, is just smoke and mirrors. It's just some useless metrics that get gamed all the time.

    E.g., it may sound like "clicks" is a relevant number, but it is only in a world where everyone clicked only because you got them equally interested in the product. Once you figure out other ways to fake it, comparing numbers of clicks becomes apples to oranges. And once you give someone a criterion like "number of clicks" to justify their salary, we're already seen the result: fake UI ads, punch the monkey ads, and outright redirects served as ads. It doesn't mean that those people became more interested in a company's product just because they got hijacked, but on a "look how many people we got to click your ads" statistic it looks the same.

    So my take is that this is what it will be used like. Some ad provider will make up some scientific-sounding "how well we matched your ad to a target demographic" metric and use it to justify why you should pay a premium to advertise through them. Never mind that the demographic was a wild guess, and it actually lost information in the process... twice. It will look neatly in the marketting materials anyway.

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  26. So I'm a wanker by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    OK Xerox, so I'm a wanker. Like many of us. I confess. But how the hell are you able to deduct my age from the 2% non-porn related clicks? You'd conclude I have a stamina of a 16 year old and you'd be wrong. Unfortunately.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  27. According to spammers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My name is Ranko, I'm a girl and in desperate need for Viagra. Now its Xerox turn. Let's see, I visit youtube, wikipedia, slashdot, but not myspace. What am I?

  28. Not mine, they won't by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I have a Squid proxy server set up to block all advertisements. If a site sends me an advertisement, I add it to an ACL which blocks it. The full Squid is a bit overkill for the purpose, though, and I do plan to write my own "mini" proxy server just for advert-blocking (and I'll even add options to have it download the advert and just not display it, so blocking advert-blocker-blockers; and maybe even falsify clicks to distort their figures -- though I'm not sure if this is kikely to make them show me more adverts).

    When watching TV, I make sure to change the channel on my Sky Plus box when the programme starts; then go and do something else for ten minutes or so (basically just enough time to account for all the advert breaks in the show, minus a little bit to account for any pausing and rewinding I'm likely to do). Then I rewind it to the beginning, watch the first part (pausing and rewinding wherever appropriate) and fast-forward through the advert breaks. By the end of the programme, I've caught up with the live transmission and can flick to another channel (for obvious reasons, you can only rewind as far as the point where you changed the channel).

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    1. Re:Not mine, they won't by dramenbejs · · Score: 0

      Why not keep the squid if you are not tight on memory? It is also a good web cache & provides some logging.

    2. Re:Not mine, they won't by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      (1) Even though RAM is cheap, Squid is still a bit overkill just to use as an ad-blocker. And whilst I'm fully aware that a sledgehammer-cracked nut can -- depending upon operator skill -- taste absolutely exquisite, sometimes you just want to pop it in your mouth and swallow it almost before you've had time properly to appreciate the flavour. (2) I don't think Squid can filter cookies, which is another useful feature I have thought about having: no need to be prompted for every cookie just to keep out __utma and friends. (3) Squid isn't designed to download adverts without displaying them (which you need to do for some sites as they develop more sophisticated advert-blocker-blockers) or generate false click-throughs (just out of sheer petty-minded spite) -- both of which might be useful features for an advert-blocker. (4) I want to be recognised for some piece of software I wrote, goddammit!

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  29. "If you patent it, they will buy." by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    Many companies continue to use airbrushed pictures, so-called subliminal, in their ads despite the fact that the very concept has been debunked. They do it Just In Case it'll work, and they pay big money for it. The only difference is nowdays they deny they do it.

    Same with this. It's probabilistic, meaning is does statistics and guesses. It has more holes in it than I'd allow any of my research methods undergrads get away with on homework: besides multiple people using the same browser, how about people who use different browsers? In particular, who use one for some thing, another for other things, etc.?

    If there's going to be Yet Another Invasion of Privacy based in cookies, it's time to reconsider testing all those content providers' machines for overflow bugs by merging the cookies they send to DVD .iso files for them to read. Hey, I'm just providing more data for their demographics by showing them what I'm watching. I wonder what's going to happen to the people running these spy machines when I notify the companies that they just downloaded a shitload of pr0n.

    And what are they going to do with it? "Targeted" "marketing". Read: try to guess better what spam you'll respond to.

    Lest anyone thinks this isn't already done, you haven't been going to unusual web sites and then watching what ads pop up on subesquently viewed sites, and persist on popping up on those subsequent sites weeks or months later.

    They're using "probabalistic latent variables" on the "vectors", meaning they look at where you go to from where rather than just where you've been. That means they're going to need to suck down a pile of your cookies. Are they going to pay for the bandwidth? This is upload, which ISPs cap at around 1/4 of download. Gee, thanks for slowing down my work guys, I only transfer gigabytes of data with other researchers. I could use the time off you're giving me by making it take that much longer.

    If anyone wants to see one way latent variables are extracted, look into the noise reduction and especially the stereo-from-mixed-mono separation applications of continuous wavelet transform. There's ample freeware and free scripts for commercial software that'll do this analysis. And that's just the more recent way. Bell Labs came up with an analog to this analysis many years ago when they invented "voice prints" based on multiple parallel analyses using the concept that Fourier borrowed from the arabs 200 years ago. I can simulate the same extraction by fooling my software into thinking the data I'm feeding it is an accepted standard for EEG recording. I've done it with heart rate data, sun spot data, climatological data, seismograph readings and so on. I could do it with these "vectors" they're describing, and don't even have to understand very well what those "vectors" are supposed to mean. The latent variables will pop out as abrupt changes in the complexity of the data as the dimensions of the analyses (of the matrices, or similar) increases. I'll see it as blobs of color that weren't there before.

    If a bunch of statisticians get ahold of this patent, they can easily describe how the analysis is just another implementation of analyses that have been used for many years and is essentially the same result from a different calculation, leaving the only novel contribution to be to use to which it's put and the specific code written to do it.

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  30. TrackMeNot by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    News like this make you appreciate techniques like TrackMeNot.

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  31. The really rich do not browse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like they once used umbrellas to keep a white skin they do not browse or sit in front of a monitor today. The 80% owned by the top 20% isn't covered in that search method.

  32. That's strange.... by Viceroy+Potatohead · · Score: 1

    I thought they were already doing this! Why else am I getting all this spam that assumes I'm a college dropout with a small penis who likes to help out Nigerian businessmen while scarfing down untested homeopathic supplements?

  33. Job? by SkiifGeek · · Score: 1

    What job are you after? Details can be sent to listed email address.

  34. Well, if they are granted patent.... by Merkwurdigeliebe · · Score: 1

    That might mean that unless Xerox licese this tech, only they could use it --meaning no-one else could harvest information this way. Hurrah! Here's for hoping, anyway...

  35. Next Mozilla Plugin? by Borongo · · Score: 1

    I can see it now a Mozilla Plug-in that creates
    random cookies to confuse these systems or hey
    even create artificial patterns that might work
    to your advantage.
    (Yes sir you can see from my profile that I'm the
    right person for testing driving the new Ferrari
    just leave the keys in the mailbox)

  36. Re:Use Firefox Add-Ons; don't log into Yahoo! Goog by phantomlord · · Score: 1
    unless every site does URL redirection

    I was just going to recommend the Redirect Remover extension for Firefox but it seems to have disappeared from the public site and into the sandbox.

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  37. Obligitory quote... by avronius · · Score: 1

    I expect you to die, Mr. Bond.

  38. Old jewish woman by iendedi · · Score: 1

    I tried this and it told me that I was an 87 year old, divorced Jewish woman living in Florida.

    Dude...

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    It is your personal duty to fight for what is right on a daily basis. Ignoring injustice is identical to approving
  39. When Did Society Decide... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    ...that the right to make a profit is higher than my rights to freedom and privacy? Sorry folks, but business has absolutely no right to my money. I earned it, I have the right to choose how I spend it with absolutely no influence from the seller. This is why advertising fails with someone like me. I ignore all advertising. If I need or want something I have the following criteria:

    1. If it's something I need frequently, I find a brand that I like (defined as: does what I need, or has properties that I find to be important) and stick with it
    2. If it's something I only purchase every so often, like a car or a digital camera, I do heavy research into the deepest technical aspects of the product to make sure it meets my needs and is reasonable in price for what it offers vs. my income and what I can afford to spend. Then I buy the product that fits my requirements. In this case it's not likely that I will stick with the same brand as these properties may change over time
    3. For anything I purchase, I try to make sure that I'm buying from a company or supplier who is less supportive of evil practices. Since we live in a capitalist society and the profit motive is worshiped as the highest practice, I know that it's impossible to expect any business to be less than 90% evil (defined as: willing to cause harm to customers, employees or other by-standers in the name of profit) so I try to find those companies that are the least evil. Hint: Walmart fails (and no... the high number of jobs they provide do not make them less evil since they treat their employees like shit and take advantage of their employee's ignorance to boot. Another hint: Walmart is a bad place to work)

    So, anyone who thinks that they have a right to my money is sadly mistaken. To all businesses of the world: you only get my money if you do the right things. I am your master. Not the other way around. The same applies to any other potential customer with a brain. The rest of the sheeple can fuck the hell off.

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    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  40. My two faces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call it "identifying characteristics" and you get a patent. Call it "profiling" and you get all the bed wetters crying together... again.

  41. Re:I said... by rjstegbauer · · Score: 1

    It's like they said said some said thousand said times.

    Not to mention the 10% or so of the patent that describes a COMPUTER in its constituent parts. It seems to me, if this is necessary, then perhaps the patent is describing an algorithm. But, of course, IANAL.

    I said,
    Randy.

  42. Yes, but... by AiToyonsNostril · · Score: 1

    Can it tell penis size? I'm not asking for myself. Just out of scientific curiosity.

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  43. Plugins! by servertary · · Score: 1

    Start surf random plugin Load trophy wife theme

  44. Congratulations on further diluting your trademark by ebonkyre · · Score: 1
    So they were annoyed when "Xerox-ing" became a generic term for photocopying?

    I'm sure they will be much happier when it becomes a generic term for spam, spyware, and identity theft instead, as in "that f'ing virus xeroxed all my personal data to the Russian Mafia and now my bank accounts are empty" or "those damn pill peddlers keep xeroxing me the same tired crap, trying to sell me Viagra".

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    "Time is an abstract concept devised by carbon-based lifeforms to monitor their ongoing decay." - Thundercleese
  45. Re: Extrapolation better than user supplied data? by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1
    [0006] As Internet usage continues to rise, it becomes increasingly important to identify the demographic characteristics of Internet users. Such characteristics can help businesses and advertisers provide services to Internet users in particular demographic groups and to attract and retain new customers. To obtain this demographic information, web sites may request Internet users to enter personal demographic information. However, such user-entered information may be incomplete, thus preventing a business from obtaining a full demographic picture of a given Internet user. In other cases, demographic information supplied by an Internet user may be false or mistakenly incorrect.

    What I find interesting here is that they think their extrapolated information will be more accurate than the user supplied data.