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Lone Programmer Writes 352 Webcam Drivers For Linux

mrneutron2004 writes "A French physician and ardent Linux supporter is the one man you can all thank for adding support for 352 webcams in Linux. The Open Source OS world may still be a bit of a mess when competing with the ease of Windows, but efforts like this make you wonder. One man with drive, tenacity, and no funding does what no one else can do. And none of the major Linux distributions back this guy's efforts, even the big players dipping into the corporate world's coffers."

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  1. Hey Scuttlemonkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What kind of a geek misspells Bawls? And an editor at Slashdot no less. For SHAME!

    1. Re:Hey Scuttlemonkey by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe he wasn't referring to the tasty energy drink... /. editors are pretty weird.

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    2. Re:Hey Scuttlemonkey by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well... ./configure
      make
      sudo make install

      Do you really need anything more?

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  2. Amazing by SirJorgelOfBorgel · · Score: 5, Funny

    An amazing feat, this man should be recognized. Linux will never be on the desktop if your teenage daughter cant videochat with predators 2000 miles away! I for one welcome this new voyeur overlord.

    1. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > "One man with drive, tenacity, and no funding does what no one else can do."

      s/can/wants to/g

      There. Fixed that for you. :)

    2. Re:Amazing by Forge · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hello. Excuse me,

      SlashDot mods. Pleas mod this "plus 3, disturbing"

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  3. Summary Title by jeffy210 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And even the summary title wants to short him for 99 cameras to his credit!

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    1. Re:Summary Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It gets worse...

      Slashdot Title? 253
      Article text/Slashdot summary? 352
      Article photo caption? 235

    2. Re:Summary Title by Meadowhog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashdot uncertainty principle: If you know the speed with which he programmed the drivers, it's impossible to know just how many he wrote. Or something like that.. I'm sure I learned this in physics.
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    3. Re:Summary Title by Reverend528 · · Score: 5, Funny

      He wrote those 99 drivers in the time it took for the article to be posted.

    4. Re:Summary Title by Penguinshit · · Score: 2, Funny

      A classic example of Lysdexia...

  4. Ballz? by 6Yankee · · Score: 3, Funny

    from the twelve-cases-of-ballz-later department

    Just don't ask how a physician gets twelve cases of balls... *crosses legs*

    1. Re:Ballz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      from the twelve-cases-of-ballz-later department
      Just don't ask how a physician gets twelve cases of balls... *crosses legs*
      Just don't date his daughters.
  5. Re: Lone Programmer Writes 253 Webcam Drivers For by snowleopard10101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow that must be a lot of copy-pastes. His left arm little, middle and index fingers must be pretty fatigued by now.

  6. Re:253 or 352? by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know how Europeans always write their dates the reverse of the USA? This is like that, only different.

  7. Re:how many? by treeves · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should have just said "300, give or take 50."

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  8. Damn.. by Mockylock · · Score: 2, Funny

    Too bad all the stupid chicks that show their tits, don't use linux.

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    1. Re:Damn.. by matt+me · · Score: 4, Funny

      Too bad all the stupid chicks that show their tits, don't use linux. Too bad for you all the stupid chicks who use linux don't show their tits. :p
  9. Re:Let the market speaks by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Funny

    sorry your bad anal ogometer went off, try some lube next time

  10. Re:Let the market speaks by solafide · · Score: 4, Funny

    He has 352 daughters?

  11. Behind every great inventor by Demona · · Score: 3, Funny

    So where is the heroic bureaucrat who can get this hellhole running so efficiently, that all the labour can be done by a single Australian man?

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  12. Re:In other news... by IdleTime · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe, but according to the article, he has had sex at least two times more than you have.

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  13. For once by einhverfr · · Score: 5, Funny

    one can argue that this was not entirely the fault of Slashdot editors. Maybe the real number was 532?

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    1. Re:For once by Chysn · · Score: 2, Funny

      > one can argue that this was not entirely the fault of Slashdot editors. Maybe the real number was 532?

      Can't we just agree on a million?

      Damn, a million webcams. That's pretty good work.

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  14. First frenchman in history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    To not give up.

    1. Re:First frenchman in history by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      A smart post. But he said he's American. But it's actually insightful. But he's an American. Gargh! My mind can't handle the upheaval of reality!

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    2. Re:First frenchman in history by AdamWeeden · · Score: 2, Funny

      False dichotomy, the correct answer is Cheeseburger Eating Isolationist Monkey!

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  15. I, for one, : +2, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


    Welcome our French Linux contributors.

    I also want to extend my appreciation to France for helping to spread democracy and freedom to the former United States of America,
    now called, the United Gulags of America thanks to the Chairman, The Military-Industrial-CONGRESSIONAL Complex.

    Patriotically as always,
    Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

  16. Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    OK, so this gentleman didn't get money for his efforts. He wasn't hired by some major Linux distributer to write the drivers. I think he did it simply because a lot of supported webcams increased the likelihood that he could see someone naked and performing in front of a webcam.

  17. Re:WOW!!!! by errxn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anybody else glad that they are not one of this guy's patients?

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  18. Re:253 or 352? by kognate · · Score: 2, Funny

    No he's not. The "missing" dimension is just wrapped up very tightly into the two that you can see. See, M-Theory works!

  19. Re:Let the market speaks by xtracto · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, 253...

    well, that was before after editors wrote the title and before their wrote the summary.
    He might not have a TV

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  20. Yes, a machine. by Palmyst · · Score: 5, Funny

    What we need, obviously, is a Beowulf cluster of French Physicists.

    1. Re:Yes, a machine. by Palmyst · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's physician not physicist. Even better, a Beowulf cluster where the nodes can heal themselves.
    2. Re:Yes, a machine. by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would a werewolf cluster work in the interim?

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    3. Re:Yes, a machine. by xappax · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would a werewolf cluster work in the interim?

      No way! The last thing we need is an American werewolf cluster in Paris.

  21. That's because he doesn't any more by cicho · · Score: 3, Funny

    Saddam is no longer in a position to write drivers. That's why Vista users are SOL.

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  22. Re:But not, apparently... by faragon · · Score: 1, Funny

    rms: This is Michel
    linus: Sir, in... In Project World Conquest, we have no names.
    rms: Now, you listen to me.
    rms: This is a man and he has a name, and it's Michel Xhaard, OK?
    linux overlords: Michel Xhaard.
    linux overlords: He's a man
    rms: and he's a webcam hero because of us. Do you understand that?
    linus: I understand.
    linus: In GPL v3, a member of Project World Conquest has a name.
    linus: His name is Michel Xhaard.
    linux overlords: His name is Michel Xhaard.
    linux overlords: His name is Michel Xhaard.
    rms: Come on, guys. Please. Stop it, and think about the last GPL v3 draft ;-)

  23. In Soviet Russia.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..cameras watch programmers.

  24. The French help America once again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    And again France helps America win it's freedom!!!

  25. Re:In other news... by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't know that his daughters aren't twins.

    You're probably right, though. With the last name Xhaard, I bet his sex record could make Ron Jeremy envious. Darn Frenchmen!

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  26. Coming soon to a distro near you by dogwelder99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else start to hear the movie trailer guy's voice reading the summary?

    In a world of drivers gone mad... one man with drive, tenacity, and no funding does what no one else can do...

  27. 352 online girlfriends by SoopahMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news: French physician sets record with 352 online girlfriends. "I just really like a good web strip tease," said the Frenchman.

    Seriously though, bravo to the guy for improving driver support in Linux, it's more or less the one big lacking Linux needs to overcome.

  28. Re:WOW!!!! by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well maybe that's how the 1 minute per person doctors have more time to spend on golf, writing webcam drivers, kernel hacking etc ;).

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  29. Re:WOW!!!! by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lonely Programmer Writes 352 Webcam Drivers For Linux

    There. Fixed that.

  30. Spelling by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm more interested in the name of the developer. How could he not be an elite hacker, with a name like Doctor Xhaard?

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  31. Re:Look UP by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2, Funny

    You wrote emacs? ;)