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Google's Evil NDA

An anonymous reader writes "Google's motto is "Don't Be Evil" — but they sure have an evil non-disclosure agreement! In order to be considered for employment there, you must sign an agreement that forbids you to 'mention or imply the name of Google' in public ever again. Further, you can't tell anyone you interviewed there, or what they offered you, and you possibly sign away your rights to reverse-engineer any of Google's code, ever. And this NDA never expires. Luckily, someone has posted excerpts from the NDA before he signed it and had to say silent forever." At the bottom of the posting are links to a few other comments on the Web about Google's NDA, including a ValleyWag post that reproduces it in its entirety.

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  1. If you think that is evil by 2.7182 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you should look at what people on Wall Street agree to. It's really not so unusual. And you are always free not to work there - they don't owe you anything.

    1. Re:If you think that is evil by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      first of all, just because it is 'worse' on Wall Street, doesn't mean this is good.
      Second of all, Yuour arguement is based on a fallcy. Basically it assumes there is equall opportunity everywhere at all times, AND nt everyone will make you sign something similiar.

      Freedom is about choice, and chosing between eating ar dying isn't really the freedom the founding fathers had in mind.

      There was a time in California where in order to work, you had to sign a non-compete. Everyone was doing it, and it effectivlly became 'you can never work for anyone else again.'

      The up shot is now non-competes are not valid. there are a few exceptions.

      NDAs are starting to become that way. 'You can never talk about what you do here' effectivly kills a career.
      I know, I have several years on my resume I can't talk abuot except in the most vague ways.

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    2. Re:If you think that is evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I know, I have several years on my resume I can't talk abuot except in the most vague ways."

      Yeah, that part of your 'career' where you were in jail for climbing into the endangered bird sanctuary at your local zoo and buggering a heron.

    3. Re:If you think that is evil by MontyApollo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It does seem pretty extreme just to do an interview. Especially about never mentioning the word "Google" ever again, even if you don't get the job.

      It seems the NDA could make it hard to ever get another job after Google, since you are not allowed to even mention Google or say what your salary was. That might make a resume look pretty funny, and it could be an awkward interview. "Yes, I used to work for an internet search engine company, but I can't tell you which one."

    4. Re:If you think that is evil by forrestt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that what that guy meant when he said in his interview he was doing "volunteer research into the sexual habits of endanger water foul"?

    5. Re:If you think that is evil by lothar97 · · Score: 5, Informative

      California law regarding non-competes has certainly changed to protect the employee. Now any type of blanket non-compete is completely void in California. This includes agreements which do not specifically contain non-compete terms, but which accomplishes the same goal. One caveat is the law still provides for non-competition based upon trade secret or confidential information. Thus many confidentiality agreements signed in CA between employees and employers comprise some type of prohibition of using "trade secret" or "confidential" material in subsequent competition.

      The big question is determining what exactly is trade secret or confidential information of the employer, and not general information related to that specific job or industry.

      And yes, IAAL in CA deals with this type of law, usually ex employees who take customers lists or other secret info and start a competing business.

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    6. Re:If you think that is evil by twistedsymphony · · Score: 5, Funny

      on the upside you could make your own crappy search engine called "Giggle", sign an NDA that you made yourself and tell prospective employers you're not at liberty to talk about it but it started with a "G"

      Let them jump to the conclusions that you used to work for Google.

    7. Re:If you think that is evil by skiflyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Firstly, Non-compete's are likely not valid if you're enough of a superstar to warrant the court case... but they're valid enough to keep most employers from hiring you if your previous employer calls up and threatens the case.

      NDA's are definitely not starting to become that way. What's happening with NDA's is that they're making every Joe off the street sign them in order to look at the most un-interesting business processes and secrets, so Joe is just talking about it anyway. But for what you're talking about we'd have to see some court cases where the business then tried to enforce these NDA's and the court not only ruled in favor of Joe, but also said the invalidation of the NDA was not just because of scope of the NDA but because of the entire concept of the NDA, which won't happen in this corporate friendly country.

      Lastly, you really blow this choice issue out of proportion... The original argument does not assume equal opportunity everywhere, it assumes there are opportunities outside of google, which I must say is a pretty fair assumption.

    8. Re:If you think that is evil by mattatwork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While your point is true, just because it's in the NDA does not mean it will hold up in court, being taken to court costs a lot of money! Google has shown no fear or even budged when it comes to a billion dollar lawsuit from Viacom, what's going to stop them from serving a employee or former employee with a hefty lawsuit. They might not win any money at all in a civil court, but the employee/ex-employee has had to shell out a bunch of cash to defend themselves from a lawsuit with no merit. You can have a positive outlook knowing that their NDA doesn't hold water, but you better hope the judge will force them to pay your legal fees when all is said and done...if not, you're going to end up paying somebody....

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    9. Re:If you think that is evil by rainman_bc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And yes, IAAL in CA deals with this type of law,

      So tell me L in CA - I'm curious... In Canada we have certain constitutional rights protected under the charter. On of those rights is the right to a trial - I understand that the right to trial is also Constitutionally protected in the US also. I read further down this thread that people have waved their rights on Wall Street to have all their legal proceedings run by quasi-judicial councils instead on the NASD...

      Does your employer in the US have the right to force upon you as a term of employment anything that violates statute - either by Congress or the State government? I know in Canada, I was asked by an employer to waive my rights under the Employment Standards act in order to continue employment. I refused and took up the matter with our labour board. They were quite clear that contract law can never in Canada trump a law enacted by an Act of the House of Commons or even an act by our Provincial Legislature. Is that the case in the US too?

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    10. Re:If you think that is evil by houghi · · Score: 3, Funny

      For those who do not know how to make their own giggle searchengine to use:
      # ln -s ~/bin/giggle `which locate`

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    11. Re:If you think that is evil by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are you trying to say that no one has the right to complain about these NDAs simply because they have the option not to sign them? We are simply discussing things that we don't like. If enough people can agree that we really don't like these things, then together we can force employers not to do them. This is the free market in labor at work.

      You don't have a problem with free speech and the free market, do you?

      Companies have every right to ask us to do anything, and we have the right to discuss what was asked and tell them to fuck off if we don't like it. It sounds as though you wish we weren't even discussing this.

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    12. Re:If you think that is evil by mjm1231 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact that someone who promotes voting Libertarian in their sig, but does not have a problem with corporations placing limits on personal liberty, explains exactly why I don't vote Libertarian.

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    13. Re:If you think that is evil by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We employ NDAs, as do most people if you read the contract fine print, and generally they're completely useless for regular staff who don't give a toss when they leave the company. Seriously think about it, why would anyone waste their time and money pursuing John Doe who interviewed for a assistant position at a lower level, and didn't get the job. There are plenty of examples for people who actually work at a company. The NDA, IMHO, is simply to remind the honest people and the ignorant people to think before they speak about their old job. Now, go up a few levels and there is a serious reason to pursue people who violate the NDA, but trust me it's like moving a mountain to prove that the most obvious violation can be prosecuted.

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    14. Re:If you think that is evil by Lockejaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I can't even tell my family that I had an interview with Google, what won't I be able to tell them if I take a job there?

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    15. Re:If you think that is evil by Wolfger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      NDAs are starting to become that way. 'You can never talk about what you do here' effectivly kills a career. I know, I have several years on my resume I can't talk abuot except in the most vague ways.
      What a sweet idea! If I'm ever unemployed, I'll sign an NDA with somebody (anybody) stating that I can't talk about who I worked for or what I did during the time in question. It might not look fantastic on a resume, but I'm sure it looks better than the gaping hole of unemployment.
    16. Re:If you think that is evil by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You do, of course, realize that, counter to a lot of people's perception, Google actually pays fairly low in relation to other comparable companies? Below market rate, in a lot of instances.

    17. Re:If you think that is evil by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I can't even tell my family that I had an interview with Google, what won't I be able to tell them if I take a job there? We can't tell you.
    18. Re:If you think that is evil by JackieBrown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's standard hypocrisy. Can you apply and get a job at Google with no resume (other than the fast food jobs you had as a kid?) Would they understand if you told them that you would like to but you signed similar NDAs with the other companies you worked for?

      But this has been going on for a while. How many people have worked at a job that states that they do not give references for employees but expect 3 or 4 references to hire you?

  2. Evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And he's been forced to sign this at gun point, right?

  3. 1st rule of google is you do NOT talk about google by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first rule of fight club is you do NOT talk about fight club.
    The second rule of fight club is you do NOT talk about fight club.
    The third rule of fight club is you can NEVER reverse engineer meatloafs fake boobs....

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  4. I applied there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are they going to do? Kill m*BANG*

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  5. Things like this are easy to fix. by SpacePunk · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just line out, and initial the parts you want struck. Add the phrase to the effect that by accepting this NDA as modified that Google agrees to it in it's modified entirety. Then get a photocopy of it. Usually companies will accept the modified contract without even looking at it, they are that self-absorbed.

    Agreements and contracts can be modified by any party that accepts or signs them. Usually they also contain the phrase that it cannot be modified by you, but just line out and strike it first.

    1. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just line out, and initial the parts you want struck. Add the phrase to the effect that by accepting this NDA as modified that Google agrees to it in it's modified entirety.
      That works if the potential employee pool is shallow. People are knocking down doors to work at Google, so Google can just say no and move on to the next highly qualified applicant who won't potentially cause them legal nightmares down the road.
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    2. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then you may have to wait a while - at least in the case of the company that I work for. Line managers here aren't permitted to accept changes to contracts or agreements and your changes would have to be reviewed by our contracts group and our lawyers. At the speed things work here, you may get the revised paperwork back in, say, a month...

    3. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Informative
      Aside from the ridiculousness of your proposal, I'd suggest that you actually read the NDA in the TFA:

      4. Participant agrees not to do the following, except with the advanced review and written approval of Google: (a) issue or release any articles, advertising, publicity, or other matter relating to this Agreement (including the fact that a meeting or discussion has taken place between the parties) or mentioning or implying the name of Google."
      They aren't saying you can't talk about Google, just that you can't talk about the negotiations and the NDA itself. I don't know about you, but that doesn't seem altogether unreasonable to me.
    4. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've modified the NDA at two places I've worked, and modified the non-compete and copyright assignment forms at *every* job I've worked at. I've even discussed the changes with the hiring manager. Yet I still worked for those companies.

      Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. It will probably even earn you some respect.

    5. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by digitig · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to his biog, the physicist Richard Feynman did that when he was conscripted. He struck out the bit about obeying orders. IIRC, the army didn't even notice until he refused to obey an order and pointed it out when challenged. IIRC, all they could do was boot him out of the army again.

      Of course, in that case being booted out was an acceptable outcome. Probably not if you're applying for a job.

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    6. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Doc+Lazarus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, in my experience people who don't stand up for themselves or are easily bullied usually make it high up into the company or are jammed into positions. And given how everybody treats people like that at various corporations, it's definitely not for the best. The Peter Principle requires only a person to be loyal to make it far.

    7. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by bhmit1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      IANAL, but from going through home sales and purchases a number of times now, each party must initial anywhere there was a change, to indicate that the change was accepted. If the candidate lines out an item, it may not be a valid revision unless someone with authority to represent Google also initials each stricken or modified comment.

      If they don't initial and don't agree to your change, then the most they can do is declare the contract void. They aren't allowed to force you to agree to something you removed before signing the document. In this case, google doesn't want the entire NDA declared void, so there's nothing they can do to unstrike the comment other than not hire you and not tell you something subject to the NDA.
    8. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by SpacePunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hardly anybody tries that, and most people dont' even read what they sign. I do it on credit card applications (have two modified credit cards where the company can't change the interest rate), job applications (back when I wanted one, now I'm a consultant), any time someone wants me to sign anything. I read it all, modify what is needed, and it just really pisses people off when you read everything you sign. It's amazing the length of audacity that people that work for large companies will go to. My insurance agent once wanted me to sign that I read a particular item, so I forced him to produce it (took the asshole an hour and a half to find one), and I read it... slowly.

      Slashdot here is a duality of bullshit. On one hand there are a lot of people here that like to bad mouth corporations, but they'd sign that NDA without reading it because it's 'google'. Well, fuck Google, it's a large corporation now, and it'll bend you over and fuck you in the ass if it thought that would get it ahead (speaking as an entity). One of the other dualities are the pagans that like to bad mouth christianity even though paganism is just as stupid.

    9. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2, Insightful

      4. Participant agrees not to do the following, except with the advanced review and written approval of Google: (a) issue or release any articles, advertising, publicity, or other matter relating to this Agreement (including the fact that a meeting or discussion has taken place between the parties) or mentioning or implying the name of Google." IANAL, and maybe I'm missing some context here, but it says that you can't mention or imply the name of Google. It doesn't say you can't mention or imply the name of Google in the context of the Agreement. I don't see how one could read it otherwise.
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    10. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What, people can't prioritize differently than you? The ability to make public statements just doesn't matter to most people who are just interested in working on awesome (to them, anyway) projects and being rewarded for their hard work. It doesn't make them sheep, it doesn't make them weak.

      hence, the China debacle
      Whoa, complete red herring there. The China policy decision by Google is unrelated to this; those policy decisions are not made by the rank-and-file.
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    11. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I modify EVERY contract I sign. I NEVER EVER sign a contract as-is. From a car purchase to a Cellphone contract.

      Only fools blindly sign those things, and these companies know that most people are in fact fools.

      I struck out the no compete and the "we own all your IP" sections of my comcast contract and EVERY contract they make you sign yearly when the stupid HR department tries to prove they are worth something.

      I make a copy before submitting (I refuse to do their Online signing, it pissed off all the HR people) worked there 7 years until I moved on to a far better job, Did the same thing here to.

      If you sign ANYTHING without reading it in it's entirety and modifying the thing you do not agree to, you really are a silly fool.

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    12. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Josh+Coalson · · Score: 4, Informative

      this will work less and less, especially at big companies. the basic problem is that the people who make these policy decisions are totally insulated from any negative effects of the policy. if google unknowningly turned down someone who would have gone on to make them billions because s/he didn't want to sign the nda, how would they ever know? they only feel pain when something goes wrong that their current policy doesn't cover. so the policies get more and more ridiculous because it's impossible to do a proper cost/benefit analysis on them.

      that's why you have nda's, non-competes, work-for-hire, background checks, drug tests in so many places whether they make sense or not. all it will take is for one guy who got through all that to go postal at some tech company and next month everyone will be doing a mandatory psych battery on all applicants.

    13. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by sabre86 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who's blog? Feynman's? He died in 1988, I don't think he had a blog. Also, in Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! he distinctly says he was rejected from the army. Seems to me either you've been bullshitted or are bullshitting yourself. Not sure which.

    14. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by digitig · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who's blog? Read the original carefully!
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    15. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Not everyone shares the same value set as you, and not everyone who has a different value set is evil.

      This is a trait of the weak.
      No. It's a trait of those who choose to apply their strength to a different application.

      No, no red herring there. Everyone that stayed with google after that, and those that wish to join google after that, implicitly agree with what google did. Evil companies are staffed by evil people
      Nothing is as black-and-white as you make it out to be. You've a very simplistic view that must make it hard for you to do anything in life, since everything you do has a negative impact somewhere and is therefore evil, if by inaction you could have prevented the negative impact. Did a friend of yours ever do anything wrong? Did you maintain a friendship with that person, even though by doing so you implicitly agreed with their action? How about a child? If an adult does something wrong, are their parents evil because they did not disown their child?

      Categorizing everything into binary black-and-white good and evil is an admission of weakness -- it's admitting that you don't have the ability to weigh relative merits and demerits against eachother.

      Not working for an ambiguous company simply because they are ambiguous is also a sign of weakness -- a sign of strength would be to change the company from within.

      There will be no shortage of people willing to work for Google. What you are advocating is to ignore evil, rather than working to change it. This is real weakness.
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    16. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then just modify that part first.

    17. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by houghi · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you get the job, not, but if you don't get the job, it is very unfair to have been strangled into signigh it to get only an interview.

      Google is coming to Belgium and each and every lawer and court will dismiss this as unlegal. The only thing the person needs to say is that if he hadn't signed it, he would not have gotten an interview and therefor no chance of getting a job.

      The law in Belgium has some strict lines between witch it can work. If you step outside those lines, the default will step in and they are ALWAYS in favour of the (potential) employee. As long as you understand that as an employer, there is no real problem.

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    18. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by donnyspi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Goliath does not negotiate with David.

      If memory serves, David easily killed Goliath.

    19. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Before you get too self-righteous, note that there may be advantages to not modifying standard contracts. If the contract cannot be modified by one party, then it is considered a contract of adhesion, and in grey areas courts will rule against the drafting party. If you make your own changes then you could be assuming some of the responsibility that goes with drafting a contract. That could be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.

      See, for instance, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contra_proferentem

    20. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by sd_diamond · · Score: 3, Funny

      this will work less and less, especially at big companies. the basic problem is that the people who make these policy decisions are totally insulated from any negative effects of the policy. if google unknowningly turned down someone who would have gone on to make them billions because s/he didn't want to sign the nda, how would they ever know?

      In fact, they are almost certain not to know, because even if that person goes on to great fame and wealth, they're prevented by the NDA from ever mentioning that they interviewed at Google.

      Genius!

    21. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 5, Informative
      I've modified the NDA at two places I've worked, and modified the non-compete and copyright assignment forms at *every* job I've worked at. I've even discussed the changes with the hiring manager. Yet I still worked for those companies.

      Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. It will probably even earn you some respect.

      I received a job offer a year and half, maybe two years ago. I was extremely excited after the interview; the team was talented, the product was cool, they were using tech I wanted to play with. Along with the offer came a paper they needed me to sign to give them permission to do a background check. Cool.

      When I read the background check, I was concerned. In addition to the totally normal stuff (making sure I graduated when I said I had, worked where & when I said I had, etc), and the stuff I don't really like but is becoming pretty normal (checking my credit history and driving record), the document also explicitly granted them the right to do research to determine who my friends, family, and neighbors were, and to interview them to find out about me. Not only that, but the document explicitly granted them this right forever.

      I contacted their HR department and asked about it, because it seemed pretty unusual. They told me that it was required. I asked why. Nobody could tell me. I asked if there was some government agency that required it or some such (not out of the question given the type of work they were doing), and was told no, but not to worry about it, because they weren't ever going to actually use the right.

      So I crossed it out, initialled it, signed it, and sent it back.

      They came back the next day with a fresh copy of the doc saying no dice. They wouldn't budge. So I politely thanked them for their time and declined the position. They started dialing numbers up higher, and then their HR guy started calling me to "negotiate" by insinuating a lot of insulting things about me. I lost my temper and told the HR guy (not exactly rudely, but far more directly than was appropriate) exactly what I thought. I wish I'd been more tactful about it now, but I'm glad I brought light to it.

      On the up-side, everyone with whom I had direct contact went back to their desks, checked their paperwork, and expressed some concern over realizing that they'd signed the exact same invasive agreement. So maybe I helped out over there a little in the end.

      They contacted me again a few months later about the same job, apparently unable to fill it. I'd love to say it was because they were getting screwed by their agreement, but there's no way to know. The job used a slightly unusual skill set, and wanted pretty advanced knowledge of it, so they may have just been unable to find someone else qualified.

      Short story extremely long, I've also found that they'll generally negotiate. Not always how you want, maybe, but if they want you, they'll do what they can.

      I've seen a few posts about being in a position of needing the job, and it's true, sometimes you're in that boat. But I've never had anyone retract an offer when I asked about something I had a problem with. There's never any harm asking, and if they won't budge, well... then you can decide if you're hungry enough to live with the agreement.

    22. Re:Things like this are easy to fix. by emurphy42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As I see it, the crucial clause here is "except with the advanced review and written approval of Google". This makes the difference between "cannot mention them ever" and "must run it by Google first".

      To the extent that TFA says "cannot mention them ever", TFA is wrong.

      If you think that Google will be evil and refuse to approve reasonable mentions, then you need to make a separate case for that.

  6. You can't force people to keep salaries secret... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's nothing in there that restricts you from disclosing your salary with others. It is, in fact, illegal for a U.S. company to prevent its non-management employees (even professional/exempt/salaried ones) from disclosing their compensation.

  7. What's the problem? by What+Is+Dot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't see any problem with this kind of an agreement. The government has similar agreements, but theirs are far more strict. How does this hurt the potential employee anyway? When a company is trying to protect its interest in a highly competitive field, how much is too much?

  8. Read it! That was taken way out of context. by darthscsi · · Score: 5, Informative

    What you are not allowed to do in the section mentioned there is use the fact that you had a meeting with google in your marketing or press releases. It does not say you can never mention google, as the summary indicates. For individuals, the most likely and probably only implication of the section is that you might not be able to use an employment offer from google as a bargening chip with other companies, but this isn't clear to me, as I don't know if that can be considered in the classes of things you cannot disclose from other sections (or if by nature a job offer to you does not ential a duty of confidentiality on your part since it isn't related to trade secrets or anything else explicitly mentioned).

  9. Goddamn lawyers have taken over by cerberusss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seems like the lawyers have taken over there. Management asked lawyers the question: "Make a risk analysis and possible solution."

    Lawyers draft up some crazy-ass contract which is perfectly logical but doesn't take common sense into account. All risks mitigated, and at the same time, looks ridiculous.

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    1. Re:Goddamn lawyers have taken over by dcam · · Score: 2

      Lawyers are only as good as the brief. Garbage in Garbage out.

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  10. kinda saw it first hand by TrippTDF · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have a friend that works at Google in NYC, and I went to visit the office once. I had lunch with him and a couple of other people that worked there. They started talking about work-related things, and one of them turned to me and said "Are you a Goolger?" (Google employee) and I said no. All three of them suddenly became very careful not to use any terms that would give me a clue what they were talking about- using lots of pronouns and very general type of language as to not disclose any of what they were talking about.

    1. Re:kinda saw it first hand by Have+Blue · · Score: 3, Informative

      You would have the same experience with (conscientious) employees of any other cutting-edge company. Secret projects are secret projects.

    2. Re:kinda saw it first hand by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not as odd as if you wear a Masonic ring and are a Mason...

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  11. ...or mentioning or implying the name of Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Voldemort, is that you?

  12. Re:MIght not be enforcable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As someone who has signed the damned thing (after showing it to my lawyer), I can tell you for sure that it can be attacked on the grounds of blatant inequity.

  13. Re:Oh noes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Eh, I work for a rather large mobile phone company, and my contract with them isn't even half as stupid, and still manages to protect against industrial espionage. I'm even allowed to mention that the company is called Ericsson.

  14. when is slashdot going to fall out of love? by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    this story is only shocking and interesting to those who still believe google is somehow saintly amongst large companies. that's impossible. a large company is a large company is a large company. they're all the same amount of corporate evil (however small or large you imagine that necessary/ unnecessary evil to be, salt to your particular political inclinations)

    there is a certain prejudicial aura around google in the slashdot crowd. circa 2002, google was every geek's wet dream, powerhouse little startup bringing the big bad guys to their knees at their own game. however, since that time, google has morphed into just another 500 pound corporate gorilla, no better and no worse than microsoft, or walmart, or any other corporate bogeyman of your choice

    slashdot: google = microsoft. get it into your head. doubleclick and privacy, china censorship, this nda. take your pick. fall out of love. the fairy tale story is over

    in all of your prejudicial and stereotypical ways of thinking about microsoft, apply it to google, and then maybe ytou have a better understandning of that company (and of microsoft, while google is not as saintly as the presumed slashdot prejudice imagines, microsoft is not as rabidly evil as the presumed slashdot prejudice imagines)

    please update your circa 2002 prejudicial impressions of google to 2007. k thx

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    1. Re:when is slashdot going to fall out of love? by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Believe that all large companies are equally evil is as stupid as beliveing that Goodle is not evil.

      Evilness is not only caused by the nature of having a large organziation, and . Large organizations encourage it by their nature, but it not the only cause.

      Enron was TRULY, FREAKIN EVIL.

      They intentionally gamed the system to raise energy prices, cheating their customers, the states, everyone. They encouraged employees to buy Enron stock despite many of them KNOWING they they were breaking the law. They lied about everything, and engaged in multiple criminal actions, including destoying documents.

      Google is no Enron. They are not as evil as all other companies.

      I would probably rank Google as one of the better companies. On a scale of evil from 0 being a one more store run by an honest priest, to 100 being Enron, they are probably a solid 70. Microsoft is around a 85-90 or so. They cheated their customers and clients, but never cheated their own employees and generally admitted their illegal activities instead of working as hard to cover them up as they did to do them in the first place.

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    2. Re:when is slashdot going to fall out of love? by mrmauiman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think google is saintly (nor microsoft evil)
      But I do love google, they have improved my live by creating many very useful tools...
      And I don't think this NDA is abnormal, I have signed a number myself and they don't prevent me from talking, they just make me aware of who I am talking to. Violating an NDA will only get you in trouble if something negative happens to the company because you said something you shouldn't have.
      Such as giving away secrets to a competitor, causing unwanted press, etc.. If you screw something up, they want to make sure they can point at the NDA you signed and say you violated it, and I think they are reasonable to want to protect themselves in that way.

  15. If you ANAL then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...do not try to interpret an NDA without one. This article is perfect proof as he misreads items and takes several others out of context. The lack of a "built-in" expiration is nothing new either, since Google is attempting to protect their current technologies and see no reason why they would be replaced in 5, 10 or 20 years. The built-in expiration is the public availability of the information.

    Really, this blog post is almost FUD, or maybe it is just downright stupidity. Like I said, if you are not a lawyer...then ask one to read your NDA, because legalese != English.

  16. As a Google employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I can't comment on this post.

    1. Re:As a Google employee... by p!ssa · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a WHAT employee?

      FIRED!

  17. Re:Open Source. by marcello_dl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say open source (well, free software) is the savior of google as it gives them good infrastructure at commodity hardware costs. Anyway Google is a good vehicle to prove it's possible for a company to rely on free software and profit.

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  18. Re:You can't force people to keep salaries secret. by jandrese · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, but I've yet to see a company that didn't include the "don't discuss your salary with anyone" in the contract. It's really in the company's best interest to keep you in the dark as to your actual bargaining position. They really don't want some of there less savvy people to learn just how much more their co-workers make just because they know how to play the table at the salary negotiations.

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  19. Re:1st rule of google is you do NOT talk about goo by forand · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sadly and to the great detriment to my eyesight they were not fake.

  20. Re:1st rule of google is you do NOT talk about goo by hal2814 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The third rule of fight club is you can NEVER reverse engineer meatloafs fake boobs...."

    His name is Robert Paulson.

  21. Re:MIght not be enforcable... by DaJoky · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And this NDA never expires."
    I thought that 2038 was a far expiration date for their cookie, now I must revise my judgement...

  22. I've Seen Worse Than that Even.... by mqudsi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was hired to write a program. The NDA dictated that I couldn't talk about the program or who hired me, or how it worked or what it did. And it had one evil clause in there that made it outrageous: I wasn't allowed to use the program that I developed. Not even during debugging/coding. Just had to code, and hope it ran when the guys that were allowed to use it came. But that doesn't mean Google's isn't bad... Just you know, all things considered..

    1. Re:I've Seen Worse Than that Even.... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Working at the CIA or NSA is always fun.

  23. Re:This just in by arivanov · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No. While it does some cutting edge work, it is not anything particularly new as far as working methods are concerned:

    • Google has strict separation between network, servers and development. You are not allowed to straddle fences. In fact this is something you are asked during the interview process long before any NDAs. So if you have a skillset which spans multiple disciplines you are of no interest to them. Based on prolonged and utterly disfunctional dialogue with their recruiters, they want "industry standard" people. Outstanding - maybe, but "industry standard" none the less, which fit exactly the industry standard niches
    • Google deploys industry standard working methods - current and past:
      • Own project time, mandatory skills improvement, etc - ATT, Xerox, etc had that 30 years before them. Granted they abandoned it when descending into the outsourcing sweatshop frenzy, but there is nothing new in this. This was the industry standard for a long time until some penny pinching idiots decided to "rationalize" it. Same for many of the other famous gimmicks.
      • Google operates a more or less strictly on-site shop. So telecommuting, no teleworking, etc. Once again, nothing new, nothing revolutionary, firmly stuck in the past. Half of the Valley (and outside it) is way ahead of it on this one.

    Google has some of the attributes which the industry used to have before penny-pinching cretins tried to "rationalize" it. As a result it achieves roughly what the industry used to achieve in those days. In fact less. Just look at the level of innovation coming out of ATT, IBM, Xerox and early Valley companies 30+ years ago per hour human time invested. In everything besides these "blast from the past" attritbutes it is an utterly bog standard corporation. And the primary aim of the NDA is to hide this, not to hide its supersecret achievements.

    And now follows news at 11.

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  24. Google has screwed itself with this then by twfry · · Score: 2, Informative

    IANAL, but I do know a bit about how far NDA's can extend in the US. Here courts will only enforce them for around 1 year, maybe 2 if you were very senior level and the NDA was tailored to exclusive points regarding your job. Courts will also not enforce NDAs that cover too much information (let alone everything). The NDA has to be limited in the information considered to be protected.

    In cases where companies made over extended NDAs, the courts generally view them as being too broad and unenforceable. A company can not limit an employee from competing against them for too long or limit the employee too much in what they can say/do in the limited restricted period.

    The courts in the US when faced with similar NDAs, have simply stated they are too broad and as a result nothing is enforceable. These NDAs are useless and you are free to do what you want even if you signed one. Have fun.

    1. Re:Google has screwed itself with this then by wrook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You may be right and you may be wrong. It is actually immaterial. The very fact that you signed it means that it will go to court. Having an issue like this go to court (especially over an NDA) can make you completely unemployable for the duration of the court case. Court cases can be drawn out over years. A non-enforceable NDA that you signed can make your life hell.

      This is not fun. Don't do it. If you don't like a contract, don't sign it!!!! Or modify it (as someone discussed above) and then sign it. After having been sued by a previous employer, I am now *extremely* careful about what I sign. I got lucky in that my next employer actually agreed to pick up the cost of my lawsuit. It was over a non-compete "agreement" that I didn't agree to or sign -- even that got drawn out for a year. I think that if I had signed the document I would have been completely SOL.

      Let me repeat: Don't sign anything you don't agree to!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Re:MIght not be enforcable... by IdleTime · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, it's a good reason for never applying for a job with Google. I would have, upon being presented with such an NDA, left with a really loud laughter.

    If you sign such slave agreement, you are just too stupid. Don't apply for a job with me afterwards or I'll laugh even harder at you.

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  26. Copyright? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The blogger (site seems dotted or squashed, here's the mirror) wrote that "Since linking the entire NDA would likely violate Google's copyright on the document, I'll just quote sections of it below"

    IANAL, but I seem to remember hearing that contracts are specifically not eligible for copyright. Anyone know more about this issue?

  27. Google caused my divorce! by minotaurcomputing · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have remained silent too long and I must point out that in fact Google caused my divorce. I was contacted by them numerous times for technical phone screens and was eventually brought out to CA for an interview and received very positive feedback. However, because of the evil NDA I was forced to keep all of this information from my wife. To her I was acting strange by: 1) jumping up from the dinner table to take phone calls in the other room, 2) flying out to some unknown location for a couple days, 3) returning happy, and 4) refusing to explain any of these actions. Google and its insidious NDA have ruined my marriage... woe is me!

    -m

  28. Re:MIght not be enforcable... by bluepinstripe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This might actually be a move by some Google executives to "do no evil". Imagine: They are forced by investors to create an NDA, and a pretty strict one. They create an NDA so strict reasonable lawyers are pretty sure it won't be enforceable... But, assuming investors' lawyers reviewed the document and understood it, those lawyers might be expecting a more corporate friendly court. So, in a situation in which an NDA must be created, Google exeuctive tried their best to create an NDA they thought wouldn't stand up in court, hence attempting to "do no eveil".

  29. Yes they are by Jare · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is the way I interpret that sentence:

    "release any articles [...] relating to this Agreement [...] or mentioning or implying the name of Google"

    That is excessive and uncalled for.

  30. NDA Clarification by noirsoldats · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Ok... let's deconstruct (reverse engineer?) the part of the NDA that most people seem to be getting their panties in a bunch over,

    4. Participant agrees not to do the following, except with the advanced review and written approval of Google: (a) issue or release any articles, advertising, publicity or other matter relating to this Agreement (including the fact that a meeting or discussion has taken place between the parties) or mentioning or implying the name of Google; (b) make copies of documents containing Confidential Information; or (c) reverse engineer, disassemble, decompile, translate, or attempt to discover any prototypes, software, algorithms, or underlying ideas which embody Google's Confidential Information. specifically Section 4a. Now, you know the legal-ese buzzwords in this are rather minimal so I'm not sure why you people are having SUCH a hard time reading this.. but let me break it down for you...

    (a) issue or release any articles, advertising, publicity or other matter relating to this Agreement (including the fact that a meeting or discussion has taken place between the parties) or mentioning or implying the name of Google; First let's take out the parenthetical un-needed junk.

    (a) issue or release any articles, advertising, publicity or other matter relating to this Agreement or mentioning or implying the name of Google; *points up* Is that any more clear without the 'thought bump' in the middle? Participant agrees not to 'issue or release any articles, advertising, publicity or other matter relating to this Agreement or mentioning or implying the name of Google'..... Meaning don't release news stories or make advertisements about something 'confidential' relating to Google of which you know nothing about. Ya know, like spreading rumors. Open your eyes folks, not a THING unusual about this NDA except for the wording.. And that in itself isn't unusual, it is just that Google seems to getting a lot more attention than any company before them. Side Note: Does this really deserve to be an article?
    1. Re:NDA Clarification by deblau · · Score: 2, Informative

      Participant agrees not to do the following, except with the advanced review and written approval of Google: (a) issue or release any articles, advertising, publicity or other matter ... mentioning or implying the name of Google;
      When you properly omit the irrelevant portions, you get something really heinous and restrictive.
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  31. Re:Oh noes. by Elvis+Parsley · · Score: 4, Funny

    All well and good, but clearly the terms of your contract prevent you from disclosing your name.

  32. Of course you can talk about it at interviews by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What , you think Google will have spies in every company you interview at? As soon as you've finished the interviewer will be on the hotline to Google HQ and some heavies will pick you up on the way home? Come off it. No one takes any notice of these NDAs when at other jobs aside from blatant infringements such as ripping off code or publishing company info in the press. I've signed plenty of NDAs and ignored every single one as soon as I left the companies in question.

  33. NDAs hurt your career. by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've had some time in the auditing sector. If you think Google's NDA is bad, don't ever go there. What I had to sign can be easily summed up with "You're not gonna talk about what you did here, when you did it, who you worked with or even that you did it, or we'll make sure you won't work again, ever".

    Now, when I movee away I got 5 years of thin air in my CV. Can't write anything sensible in there. Tops would be "5 years at $auditing". No job description, no work place, no reference, nada. The only thing I got was a quite bland, nondescript "Yeah, that guy worked for us for those 5 years and he did ... stuff" letter.

    You can't even violate that NDA and tell your future employee what you did. If you do, it shows him that you don't give a shit about NDAs and there goes your job opportunity, since, well, if you didn't even honor the NDA of a company that does actually have the muscle to make sure you won't work EVER again if they found out, how much do you care about the NDA of some smaller company?

    NDAs mean that you can't use your quite interesting experience in your CVs. Some of the things I did back then would have made my CV shine brilliantly for the job I got now. Luckily, I got it regardless, without having to break the NDAs I signed then.

    But I guess I could've asked for a few hundreds more, if I could've told him just what I know. I do have valuable knowledge for my employer that he would maybe honor with more money. I just can't talk about it.

    So, bottom line, I am lucky regardless. Many ain't, because they can't use their experience in their CV, due to NDAs. They can't say that they know, say, the flaws of online banking software when they start at a security company that was recently hired by some bank.

    Just as an example, of course...

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  34. Re:MIght not be enforcable... by SoCalEd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I understand. Your basically saying that a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given?

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  35. Re:You can't force people to keep salaries secret. by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having been through this one before a few times, it's not just in the company's best interest to keep people in the dark, it's in the employees' best interest as well. No good can ever come from discussing your compensation with your coworkers. It will always turn into chaos because everyone feels important enough to be compensated more, but not every employee is equally important. When any group of employees starts getting pissed about money, it impacts everyone.

    It's much better to read up on what your position pays on average for your area, evaluate your own performance, and then try to negotiate more money on your own. And think about it, if you're management, and all your employees suddenly know what everyone else makes, do you rectify the situation in the future by paying everyone more? No, probably something closer to the opposite of that. Maybe you can rectify things by talking to everyone like adults until everybody is on the same page and walks away with a newfound respect for the way life works....yeah.

    Blabbing on about your compensation is a typical just-out-of-college-now-show-me-the-money mistake. It's amateur. Not only should a person never disclose what they make to their coworkers, but they should never disclose this information to anyone. This is one of the few parts of life that is actually very gamey. Keep your finances, religion, and (strong) politics closely guarded with only your most trusted family. It's personal encapsulation. Only expose what you need to expose and you'll have less people mucking in your business.

    If you want to be one of the people who get the larger yearly increases, and the bigger bonuses, then make yourself appear invaluable...which often means that you'll have to do more, and do more things that "wow" people. You can verify that you're being treated well by *paying attention.*

  36. Re:MIght not be enforcable... by MontyApollo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I would have to call bullshit. You are stretching quite a bit to defend Google.

    Most NDA's and non-competes seemed to be designed to intimidate the employee first, stand up in court second. If NDA issues end up in court, the employee is already screwed by having to pay the legal fees.

  37. Re:You can't force people to keep salaries secret. by slamb · · Score: 3, Informative

    Having been through this one before a few times, it's not just in the company's best interest to keep people in the dark, it's in the employees' best interest as well. No good can ever come from discussing your compensation with your coworkers. It will always turn into chaos because everyone feels important enough to be compensated more, but not every employee is equally important. When any group of employees starts getting pissed about money, it impacts everyone.

    That's the party line, but it's wrong. What makes employees mad is being surprised by hearing through unofficial channels of huge pay imbalances. They're rightfully angry that this information has been concealed from them.

    I used to work for a hospital that was part of a state university. Like all government-run organizations, everyone there knows what everyone else is paid. Salaries are printed in the local newspaper every year. There's even a searchable website. And yes, some people are paid a lot more than others. Yet somehow, the whole system does not come crashing down. The difference is universal, official disclosure. I sure wouldn't want to be the one guy whose salary everyone knows.

  38. Almost as bad as Coca Cola by gelfling · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh I'm sorry, have you ever heard of a non tech company? Yeah there's this beverage company called Coca Cola where they have a frightening level of paranoia they check everyone going in and out and they really don't like it if you so much as utter the name 'Coca Cola'. Even if you don't work there, even if you're on a consulting gig and the company hasn't even signed a contract yet. And if you ever allude to having worked for any beverage company or, as a consultant, even in that sector, they don't want you on the account at all and will probably have you thrown off.

  39. Re:Google? I know nothing, nothing! by Net_Wakker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently you can't ever mention google again. This might mean you can only wear your t-shirt at home, with the curtains closed and no-one around.

  40. OTOH by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love these things. It makes interviews so much easier.

    Q:"So, can you provide samples of your work?"
    A:"Since you want me to sign an NDA to work here, and that would violate the NDA I signed there, if I did that, it would render my signature worthless, so, no."
    Q:"Well, okay, then, do you have any references we can call?"
    A:"My severance contract forbids me from talking about them and them about me beyond title and dates of employment, and since I'm sure you do the same, see above. But, I'm sure my mom will put in a good word."
    Q:"..."
    A:"So, when do I start?"
    Q:"Tomorrow good for you?"

    What's really asinine is I've had several /successful/ interviews like that because everyone is doing this stuff.

  41. Hilarious by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh man, I don't usually respond to ACs, but the level of rabid, frothing defense of the status quo here is just too funny not to comment on.

    I have every right to get together with other workers and your customers and decide amongst ourselves to fuck you and your business over through entirely legal, market driven means if you don't treat us the way we want to be treated, and there's nothing you can do about it, chump. It's called the free market, get used to it. The days of kings, nobles, and slave-owners telling us what to do are several centuries gone now.

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  42. Re:Oh noes. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man, that's gotta make ordering take-out a bitch...

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  43. Speaking of nuance ... by Loundry · · Score: 3, Funny

    this story is only shocking and interesting to those who still believe google is somehow saintly amongst large companies. that's impossible. a large company is a large company is a large company. slashdot: google = microsoft.

    Let me switch my brain into stark, uncompromising black-and-white mode so that I can understand the logic.

    <click>

    Okay. Here we go:

    1 employee: good
    2-9 employees: good
    10-49 employees: good
    50+ employees: BLAM! EVIL! MICROSOFT -EVIL!

    Slashdot, what you must learn is that *ALL* large companies are automatically evil, as the table (above) clearly shows. They are *ALL* as evil as Microsoft once they become large. End of discussion.

    <click>

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  44. Re:If you know your rights you can sign lots of st by Miniluv · · Score: 2, Funny

    This was like the lease agreement I signed that disclaimed their responsibility for paying me interest on my security deposit. Here in Illinois the law requires it, and the law also states that you cannot contract away legal obligations or rights. The fight over that when I moved out last all of 30 seconds when I faxed the appropriate parts of Illinois statute to them, and told them I would be exercising my right as a tenant (under their lease agreement) to post information of community interest in the common area of all buildings, namely the same excerpts of statute.

    After all was said and done the office manager thanked me, she didn't like the provision and didn't like screwing over the folks who didn't know any better but needed her job too much to rock the boat. I however had nothing to lose, and almost $6 to gain.

  45. They forgot to make me sign the NDA by Lemmingue · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had an interview with Google Brazil recently. They mentioned once a NDA, but never gave me. What do slashdotters wanna know? :-)