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Hilf Claims Free Software Movement Dead

moe1975 writes to mention that Bill Hilf has taken a rather aggressive stance with regard to the status of the Free Software movement. With claims like; "The Free Software movement is dead. Linux doesn't exist in 2007. Even Linus has got a job today" it would certainly seem that the next offensive is going to be sponsored by denial. "For the desktop, Hilf sees a new frontier in terms of rich client programming. With more and more services by Amazon, Google, Yahoo and, of course, Microsoft being run as services rather than as software installed locally, it will be up to the desktop to provide richer functionality."

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  1. Will someone please clarify "free" for him? by catbutt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank you.

    1. Re:Will someone please clarify "free" for him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      After reading the article I would have to say that what he said was "Free Software is dead". And what was meant was that FOSS is developed by corporate entities that are in it to make a profit.

      Which isn't to say that he doesn't have a frickin clue since the idea of FOSS wasn't to prevent people from making money with it. Or from allowing companies to be formed to make money from it, or even to develop it. But to allow the open source and FOSS to be developed openly and thus "Freely" to allow more innovation and fixed quickly.

      He makes statements that seam to indicate that be believes that windows allows people to develop Software and hardware that would be impossible to develop using linux. And his reasoning is because Windows Creates incompatibility? Now I read the article and I had to read that statement twice, and honestly I think this should have been the title. "Windows Creates Incompatibility". But no one would have even read it twice and I have yet to understand why this is good for software or hardware benefits.

    2. Re:Will someone please clarify "free" for him? by fbjon · · Score: 2, Funny

      He also calls Apache, MySQL and PHP "the Visual Basic of open source". Not even PHP deserves bashing like that.

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  2. Misread ... by Bassman59 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I though the headline read, "MILF Claims Free Software Movement Dead."

    1. Re:Misread ... by Mattintosh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, yesterday was MILF Day, wasn't it?

    2. Re:Misread ... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > I though the headline read, "MILF Claims Free Software Movement Dead."

      Hey, we can go ragging on Bill (be it Gates or Hilf), and the chair-throwing monkey-boy minion, but leave Melinda outa of it. At least until she gives us reason not to leave her out of it, of course.

    3. Re:Misread ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2

      ... but leave Melinda outa of it. At least until she gives us reason not to leave her out of it, of course.

      She already did. His name is "Bob".

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  3. Re:Anonymous Coward Claims Hilf is Braindead by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who the hell is Bill Hilf, and what kind of drugs is he smoking?

    You could try reading the article. He's the head of Microsoft's Linux division. Which is a bit like saying that Sun's Windows division just declared Microsoft Windows irrelevant. Who cares?
  4. Correction: free software development is funded by iamacat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    TFA claims that just because IBM and Redhat are involved in free software development, the code is somehow less free. The fact is that anyone can fork off Redhat and give away or sell support for their own distribution. In fact, this is commonly done.

    1. Re:Correction: free software development is funded by dpninerSLASH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is just FURTHER indication about how scared Microsoft is right now. Even on the desktop side, in which Linux has arguably not made much of a splash, a major PC manufacturer has agreed to start distributing it.

      It's almost sad, really. It's like that last emotionally-charged argument made when someone realizes they've lost debate. MS will never go bankrupt, but their days on top are over.

    2. Re:Correction: free software development is funded by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is what he's saying, but it's really hard to see how this could make sense to anyone. Bill Hilf quote from the article:

      They are full-time employees, with 401K stock options. Some work for IBM or Oracle. What does that mean? It means that Linux doesn't exist any more in 2007.

      What does that even mean? Linux is well funded, and therefore doesn't exist?

  5. Re:Huh? by aichpvee · · Score: 5, Informative

    From TFA: "The Free Software movement is dead. Linux doesn't exist in 2007. Even Linus has got a job today." Controversial statements from the head of Microsoft's Linux Labs, Bill Hilf.

    They purposefully left the last sentence out of the summary to drive hits. This guy's just another paid microsoft shill. Nothing to see here, move along.

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  6. Japan migrates to Non-existant Software by alucinor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow! And aren't the Japanese getting ready to migrate to this non-existant software ecosystem? How very philosophically Eastern of them! It's like some sort of crazy Zen thing!

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    1. Re:Japan migrates to Non-existant Software by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, they're trying to compute by not computing. Whereas when you run Windows, it's the opposite!

      Now me, I once tried Zen programming: Coding by not-coding.

      Sadly Zen programming resulted in my employer Zen paying me.

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  7. Denial by phoric · · Score: 5, Funny

    This article does not exist in 2007.

    Move right along.

  8. Re:Bill Hilf saying FS is dead by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Funny

    Except that there's a minute chance OJ might have actually not done it.

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  9. Yawn. More FUD by rohar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    FUD confusing open source with free software by unpaid programmers, making up windows server base numbers and referring to _AMP as "Visual Basic of open source" that pulled Linux along and what the programmers really want is to run their apps on Vista. Interoperability should only happen after a decade or so, because no one wants it anyway. A guy develops a 3d interface but can't figure out how that would work with Linux. Just FUD, nothing happening here folks, keep moving along.

  10. Only one way to respond to this... by CanSpice · · Score: 5, Insightful

    LOL

  11. Re:Huh? by lanc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ssshhhh. Just don't let my notebook know that linux doesn't exist on it. It works pretty well so far with making up this fantasy-OS in function. Dont wake it. Nor my PC. Nor my linux servers. Nor any of the kernel developers. Let them dream they still actually do stuff. A free OS, really :)

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  12. How did I know this guy works for Microsoft? by Anarchysoft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "They are full-time employees, with 401K stock options. Some work for IBM or Oracle. What does that mean? It means that Linux doesn't exist any more in 2007. There is no free software movement. If someone says Linux is about Love, Peace and Harmony, I would tell them to do their research. There is no free software movement any more. There is big commercial [firms] like IBM and there is small commercial [firms] like Ubuntu," he said. Right, because commercial businesses have never supported, contributed to or founded free software before. Oh yes, and because FSF has always stated that free software is against business. People work at companies and people power free software. Having a job doesn't make a someone a non-person. And, for the record, Linus Torvalds is not the representative of the free software movement (thank heavens!) -- he's half-assed even as an advocate.
  13. Indeed by sd_diamond · · Score: 4, Funny

    You might even say that the Free Software Movement is in its "Last Throes".

  14. Microsoft hurting? by PineHall · · Score: 4, Informative

    This person at InfoWorld thinks Microsoft must really be hurting for them to be saying these things.

  15. Someone missed a memo by Hobbs0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Free Software and Linux is dead then why is Microsoft claiming that it violates 235 of their patents.

    1. Re:Someone missed a memo by gall0ws · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're just afraid of zombies.

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  16. It's still free! by LoudMusic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "For the desktop, Hilf sees a new frontier in terms of rich client programming. With more and more services by Amazon, Google, Yahoo and, of course, Microsoft being run as services rather than as software installed locally, it will be up to the desktop to provide richer functionality." The online services provided by Google and Yahoo are ... wait for it ... free software!

    People aren't moving to online services. They're still moving to "free". Just happens it's online instead of locally installed. Woop-de-fucking-do.
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  17. Story Mod by Daishiman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can we moderate this story "Troll" or "Flamebait"?

  18. Viva Libre! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can go Hilf yourself, over the Gratis part.

    Verdict? Obfuscation, misdirection and deliberate misinformation. Linux has ad a day job since he left University.

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    1. Re:Viva Libre! by Mahjub+Sa'aden · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clearly if you don't look like RMS and drive a Volkswagen van and organize love-ins, you're not contributing to the Free Software Movement!

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  19. Incoherent FUD from Microsoft... by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Linux doesn't exist in 2007. Even Linus has got a job today.


    So, apparently, "Free Software" only exists if the people making it are unemployed?

    Does this even begin to make sense?

    Oh, wait, its from the "head of Microsoft's Linux Labs". Microsoft sayibng "Free Software is dead and Linux doesn't exist" isn't news, though I guess the fact that they've changed how they are saying it might be.

    Having failed with the "Free Software is unreliable stuff put out by hippie slackers ideologues that have no idea how to make software usable in the real world" line, Microsoft is apparently now trying out a new line of FUD which doesn't even superficially make sense. "Big companies are involved in open source and people are getting paid, so, whatever the licensing terms say, its somehow not really free"?
  20. Re:Huh? by /ASCII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    His statements are an amazing mix of half-truths, selective reinterpretations and marketing drivel. I don't think he says anything that is a flat out lie, but every single word is on the edge. Congratulations to Microsoft for hiring the best spin doctor in the industry?

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  21. Re:Oh man... by lanc · · Score: 2, Funny

    erm, isn't he the guy that changed his name to Bill to be more like billgates?

    lanc

    ps: what, are they the only ones allowed to fud around?

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  22. Apps as services means desktop freedom by dalutong · · Score: 3, Insightful

    His logic is absurd. Assuming these web apps are standards compliant, they are the death knell of Windows hegemony. The only question is whether Microsoft can somehow manage to make their apps only work (or at least only work fully) on IE/Windows.

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  23. Huh, strange... by HaeMaker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How am I able to read this article? It is running LAMP.

    Netcraft on bangkokpost.com

    Even more strange, over 56% of the web must not exist either?

  24. Re:Oh man... by Tuoqui · · Score: 4, Interesting

    LOL... The guys picture in the article looks like an idiot. If anyone is believing this bullshit by some Microsoft shill... I got a deed to the Atlantic Ocean I want to sell, $1 billion dollars its cheap!

    Software as a Service will never become popular as long as the open source movement exists. This is why Microsoft is trying its hardest to make everyone believe its dead and doing all the sabre rattling with regards to patents.

    Proprietary software has its place in the marketplace but trying to force people who are already operating under the licensing model of software to switch to Software as a Service(SaaS) scheme... Even the most financially irresponsible person can see that paying $10-20/mo over the course of your computers lifetime is more than buying a single copy at $100-120 (oh wait sorry for Vista thats like $400 for Ultimate, this in comparison to Server 2003 which is $600).

    SaaS has its place as well... I mean look at all the MMO's out there, they are all basically SaaS schemes. They work because they are providing something people want (a forum for interaction with both real people as well as computer AI 'mobs' and a sense of accomplishment). Of course one could argue that the servers the thing runs on is basically a service in which case a MMO truely becomes a Service as a Service scheme where you buy subscriptions (sorta like how Linux server distros sell service contracts to come help fix things if stuff gets broken)

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  25. Commercial web services benefit GNU/Linux by dircha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These same commercial web services will benefit GNU/Linux.

    At present I am an OS X user because I am willing to pay for the high quality, hassle-free user experience Apple provides.

    But already 90%+ of my computer use outside of work is of web-based. So long as GNU/Linux continues to be - and continues to improve as - a viable platform for this content, I suspect a great number of users will continue to inch nearer to being able to use GNU/Linux as their primary (and sole) system.

    I'd really like to see usage statistics for the general populace: percentage breakdowns of non-business related usage categories.

    My guess: email, web browsing, multimedia, games, taxes.

  26. Re:Huh? by Bent+Mind · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I didn't recognize the name at first. Bill Hilf did a Slashdot interview a while back. He is currently Director of Platform Technology Strategy at Microsoft. Before that he was Senior Enterprise Architect at IBM.

    He talks about being hired by Microsoft as an expert in Linux-based systems. Near as I can tell, he is a glorified network administrator.

    As for his comments, stating that the Free Software movement is dead because Linus has a job speaks volumes about his ignorance on the topic.

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  27. Re:Once again.. by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hope the next time some Microsoft shill comes around Slashdot telling us how MS is open source friendly, and wants us to supply some questions for him not to answer, we all ask the same one; Have you stopped beating your wife?

    I'm serious. After Microsoft's positioning over the last few days, I don't think there's anything more to talk about. They are THE enemy of open source. They are THE enemy of free software. There are THE enemy of choice. They are THE enemy of competition.

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  28. So what this Hilf weirdo is really saying is... by SadGeekHermit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    * Linux doesn't exist because it's actually everywhere, distributed by gigantic companies which make zillions of dollars off it.

    * The Open Source Movement doesn't exist because it's been adopted by companies both large and small, which are all merrily making a profit from it.

    * Because Open Source is mostly commercial and very successful, making lots of money for the large and small companies that are involved in it, the only way to "grow the ecosystem" is to switch to the Microsoft products nobody wants to buy anymore.

    * Linux is only popular because it's the foundation for the LAMP web-development stack, which has been trouncing .Net in the market (this makes me wonder if Hilf, back in high school, used to grumble that "the only reason Randy the Quarterback gets laid is because he has a Mustang...").

    * Because Open Source Software runs on Windows too, all those Apache guys are probably running Windows.

    * Standards are a communist plot started by those hippies at IBM because darnit, they just don't like Microsoft. It's not fair (hilf makes pouty face).

    * WPF-E needs a better name so everybody will want to program in it. If WPF-E gets a cool name like Flash, everybody will use it immediately.

    * Because Programming is Hard and that's Just Not Cool, Microsoft wants to make it like "turning a knob" so that developers don't have to work in high-paying jobs anymore, and can go find something new to do for minimum wage that'll probably be funner.

    Did I miss anything? I swear reading his comments is like being hit with one Zen Koan after another, machine gun style. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

    Phew. Too much, too much. I've gotta go do something fun for a while. Hmm...

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    1. Re:So what this Hilf weirdo is really saying is... by kuzb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, to start off, I'm going to say I would like Linux to get further along. I'm by no means a MS apologist, nor do I completely agree with the article. However the parent poster has almost completely missed what is being said here.

      * Linux doesn't exist because it's actually everywhere, distributed by gigantic companies which make zillions of dollars off it.

      What he's trying to say is that the ideological idea that was "Linux" is being (has been?) lost as it's main supporters are no longer small hobbiests with a grand, altruistic dream. Don't believe me? Slashdot is part of the OSDN. Do you think it's funded by random acts of kindness? There is a reason they print the most controversial stories every week, and add their own spin - it's to get you to come back and put in your 2 cents so their ads make them money. This is not a bad thing though. It's what needs to happen. Commercialization means there's something in it for people (developers) other than the warm fuzzy feeling that they did something nice.

      * The Open Source Movement doesn't exist because it's been adopted by companies both large and small, which are all merrily making a profit from it.

      This falls in line with my first point. The major players are no longer people who do it just for the love of doing it (though I'm sure some love to do it too) - they're doing it because it pays the bills. The direction of the project is greatly influenced by the people with the money. When you involve large sums of cash, you have to ask yourself - are you in it for the project, or the money? IMO, this makes little difference since monetary incentive helps to speed up and improve development. That's good for us (the consumers) all. It took distros like Ubuntu to realize that Linux wasn't going to make it to the desktop by accident. It's going to require money - lots of it.

      * Because Open Source is mostly commercial and very successful, making lots of money for the large and small companies that are involved in it, the only way to "grow the ecosystem" is to switch to the Microsoft products nobody wants to buy anymore.

      He didn't say that at all - that would be you putting words in his mouth. When he says "growth of the ecosystem" he means he wants to make sure developers who currently develop under Linux have what they need to make their software work under windows. What developer wouldn't want their work to run on as many platforms as possible? Granted he wants to 'grow the ecosystem' so that Windows doesn't lose out on these projects and have people decide that Windows doesn't meet their needs.

      * Linux is only popular because it's the foundation for the LAMP web-development stack, which has been trouncing .Net in the market (this makes me wonder if Hilf, back in high school, used to grumble that "the only reason Randy the Quarterback gets laid is because he has a Mustang...").

      Again, you're missing the point. Those are things which gave great popularity to the platform, and rightfully so. They worked better, and more efficiently than their windows counterparts. They were free, giving a (subjectively) low cost barrier for entry. Linux on it's own is just a kernel. An enabler, if you will. It took useful applications to make Linux worth something The parent's spin on the comment is completely asinine.

      * Because Open Source Software runs on Windows too, all those Apache guys are probably running Windows.

      Lots and lots of servers run windows - for better or worse - something I'm sure people here are loathe to admit. It's not that he's saying people are going to all out dump their Linux platforms. He's trying to say he wants to make sure that these people who are developing web-based products are able to continue to develop for the Windows OS as well. This is not an unreasonable thing. People who build these kinds of products generally want them to run on as many platforms as possible. Understand that switching platforms is not as simple as making the choice - po

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  29. Re:Bill Hilf saying FS is dead by intangible · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: What did we learn from that case btw?

    A: Never try to frame a guilty man.

    I kid I kid... :)

  30. Confrontational corporate rhetoric by sasserstyl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Saying "Linux doesn't exist anymore" is a strong statement.

    And implying that "open source developers" have a "dirty little secret" is groundless and unnecessarily emotive.

    I read into this that MS are worried. They are starting to see open source software as the serious threat that it has become to them.

    Open source software has proven itself in the first years of the 21st century more than able to match closed source in terms of security and quality. Every day I am impressed by the countless free programs I use; Ubuntu, Firefox, VLC, VNC, GAIM, Kate, Krita, Ruby on Rails and yes, Mr Hilf, the LAMP stack.

    And I sigh a little everytime I use Redmond's latest offering (which I have to keep on my laptop to use photshop and view youtube) and explorer dies or an IPC service fails, or it simply refuses to shut down, or Outlook crashes, or the sound is marred by pops and crackles because of the new improved audio subsystem.

    If Microsoft with billions of dollars and thousands of dedicated programmers cannot improve upon Ubuntu, the product of - to use his words - a "small commercial firm" - I think it's pretty clear which software movement is dead.

    It'll take perhaps 10 or 15 years, but the beginning of the end for Microsoft is on the horizon.

    But please don't tell them.

  31. omg I should've kept reading by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 5, Funny

    This one's even better:

    "That's the dirty little secret. When I talk to open source developers, at least half are talking about Windows, from SugarCRM, MySQL, PHP. Every single one,"

    Every single one ... of half of them?

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    1. Re:omg I should've kept reading by crumley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really, what is the big deal? If a developer bothers to talk to someone from Microsoft, it seems like it would be pretty likely that the developer would have an interest in Windows. I mean what else is a MySQL guy going to ask him about? DOS ? X-box? Bob ?

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    2. Re:omg I should've kept reading by NickFortune · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "That's the dirty little secret. When I talk to open source developers, at least half are talking about Windows, from SugarCRM, MySQL, PHP. Every single one,"

      Interesting, isn't it?

      The FOSS devs are mainly interested in writing software people want to use. To that end they don't really care what platform their stuff runs on, so long as people find it useful.

      Microsoft on the other hand approach the problem from the opposite direction. They don't really care whether people find their software particularly useful or not, so long as they can destroy all the alternatives. You could hardly ask for a more succinct summary of the difference between the two camps.

      As an aside, wasn't Hilf supposed to be from a FOSS background, back before MS hired him as their Open Source Guy? Seems either he never really understood FOSS, or else he's just been at MS so long that's gone native.

      I wonder which is is: "has been" or "never was" :)

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    3. Re:omg I should've kept reading by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "When I talk to open source developers, at least half are talking about Windows, from SugarCRM, MySQL, PHP. "

      Some developers install MySQL on Windows. Does he really think this is good news for his company? In my shop, we used to pay $11,000 for a license of SQL Server 2000 (the Enterprise version), now we're paying around $2,000 or $3,000 for SQL Server 2005 (it's for the Workgroup version, but the Workgroup version works just as well for us as the Enterprise version did previously). That's a net loss of 8,000 or 9,000 per license for Microsoft, and I know we're not the only ones doing this.

      Companies are either switching to the much cheaper alternatives offered by Microsoft, or they're switching to the much cheaper free open source alternatives (that may, or may not, be used on Windows). And no matter what way you look at this, Microsoft is getting squeezed from every which way by Free software. This is good for us, but this can't be good for Microsoft -- surely.

  32. Re:Anonymous Coward Claims Hilf is Braindead by microbee · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, if he is head of Microsoft's Linux division, and Linux doesn't exist, I wonder why he has not fired himself and declared himself dead?

  33. Re:Anonymous Coward Claims Hilf is Braindead by dbIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm curious - does Vista really look better than enlightenment circa 1999? I know it's less functional simply by not having multiple desktops lets alone anything else.

  34. What did Ghadi say? by onkelonkel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Mahatma Gandhi.

    We have now moved from the ignore phase to the ridicule phase. Fasten your seatbelts kids, its going to get bumpy.

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    1. Re:What did Ghadi say? by OmegaBlac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We are already passed the ridicule stage. We are now in the fight stage, hence the multiple threats made by Ballmer over the past year about FOSS violating MS's IP, the Forbes article--posted here yesterday--where Microsoft's Mr. Gutierrez and Brad Smith are looking to extort money out of companies that use FOSS, the Novell deal, funding of SCO, the attempts to derail ODF, and so on. Time to hunker down folks as Microsoft's opening barrage has only just begun.

  35. OSS Movement announces... by RingDev · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bill Hilf is dead. That is all.

    -Rick

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  36. Re:Huh? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    <on a highway>
    radio: pls be aware of the one guy driving in the wrong way!
    guy: one? All of them!
    </on a highway>


    Geeze, I just can't keep up with all these application-specific html tags! I bet that doesn't render the same on IE and Firefox...
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  37. Re:Huh? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Insightful
    FUD. He's paid to lie. This is just another attack on GNU/Linux, nothing more.

    Microsoft is desperate, really desperate. They see the writing on the wall, and they know their empire is about to collapse.

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  38. Not dead... it's not even pining for the fjords. by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Funny

    A customer enters a pet shop.

    Mr. Hilf: 'Ello, I wish to complain about this Free Software parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
    Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Finnish Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
    Mr. Hilf: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
    (Parrot squawks noisily and flaps about)
    Owner: Looks fine to me.
    Mr. Hilf: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
    (The parrot is attempting to move but seems to be having some trouble. It squawks loudly).
    Owner: Are you sure he's not just pining for the fjords?
    Mr. Hilf: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
    (Owner inspects parrot closely. Looks up incredulously, then takes another look before raising his head again)
    Owner: It looks like someone nailed him there! Look. (Owner removes the nail, and the parrot flaps about)..
    Mr. Hilf: Well, erm.... of course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and started eating into our market share!
    Owner: I thought you said 'e was dead?
    Mr. Hilf: Ermm....... 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a..... OOOOUCH! Little bastard bit my finger.
    Owner: I'd say that clearly proves your Finnish Free Software parrot isn't dead.
    Mr. Hilf: Well, can I stick a nail through its head just to be sure?
    Owner: Get out of my shop before I call animal protection, you sick bastard!
    Mr. Hilf: This is the worst bastardisation of a Monty Python sketch I've ever been in. I never wanted to be this creepy Microsoft shill you know... I wanted to be a lumberja...
    Owner: Get out!

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  39. So what this really means is that MS has no .... by 3seas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... concerns over the 235 patents of theirs they claim Linux infringes?

    Or maybe they are pretending Linux doesn't exist today so tomorrow when they recognize that it does they can claim all of Linux is infringing their patents... ya know a prior art thing.

  40. Re:Alas... by WeAreAllDoomed · · Score: 3, Funny

    and the only thing even more depressing than that is one with chair-marks on his face.

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  41. Re:Huh? by xdroop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just don't let my notebook know that linux doesn't exist on it. It works pretty well so far with making up this fantasy-OS in function. Dont wake it.
    If you are running software-suspend on Linux, you have a 50-50 chance that you can't wake it.
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  42. One of my favorite statements by natet · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Standards is the first thing you go to in the competitive strategy playbook. Of course, IBM and Sun won't say that on the record. You create a problem that didn't exist and use standards to force a problem," he said.

    I have short stories and essays I created using Microsoft Word 10-15 years ago that I can't open with Word today. None of these used any fancier formatting than double spacing and varying font sizes. That is why standards are important. We can't apparently expect Microsoft to keep the formats backwards compatible, so it is up to us as consumers to seek standards that will ensure that the information we create today will be just as accessible tomorrow.

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  43. I found a lie pretty easily by patiodragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Hilf accused his former employers, IBM, of starting a standards war simply because they wanted a part of the Office market. People do not want ODF (Open Document Format), but they want a way to control the information they create, he claimed."

    He lied.

    Ever since the early 90s when someone handed me a floppy disk with a document on it and said, "Do you have WordPerfect" [Word, or whatever it was].

    "No."

    "Well, you have to buy this program if you want to be able to read this document."

    "That's stupid."

    "You're out of touch, it's the way software works. You need to buy the program to read the documents."

    Well, it's still stupid. I can't control my document if all I bought was Office 97 and people are handing me Office 2003 documents. It didn't have to be "odt", MS could have helped develop a better standard, but they chose not too. A private comany's product never has been, and never will be, a good choice for a standard format.

  44. Re:Huh? by hdparm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They really used to be kings of FUD but this is laughable, at best. If it wasn't Microsoft, one could almost feel sorry.

    They actually prove the point that MS never, ever invented anything and that huge ecconomical success was just due to a ride on top of monopoly wave. That doesn't cut it anymore - Apple and Free Software community are making supperior products already. Windows is in such a mess that MS is not able to make any real improvements without breaking everything and basically starting from scratch. This is the reason to sing 'software as a service' song - Windows is dead and their desktop market share will start shrinking soon. It is 90%+, so yes - wiles, l take some time but they are in trouble.

    Oh, Hilf - yes, we still exist. We are here!

  45. Re:Huh? by Miseph · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I doubt "ignorant" is actually accurate. The guy came from IBM, and he probably knows his shit.

    His job, however, is to make MSFT look good and everyone else look bad. He is very well paid for this service. he's probably also not terribly concerned about some /. reader stating the obvious, since he probably doesn't care what most of us say even if it isn't obvious.

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  46. Re:More "software as a service" crap by stony3k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I agree with you in that OSes aren't going any place, I think many slashdotters (and CIOs) are getting the whole Software as a Service phenomenon wrong. SaaS allows companies to outsource things which are not their core competency (like accounts, payroll, taxes, etc.) and focus on their strengths. This is especially true for small and mid-sized businesses, but I'm seeing even large corporations following suit.

    You also have to remember that Google (for example) has "enterprise" versions that don't require you to store your data on their servers.

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