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Microsoft, Sue Me First

corigo writes "Supporters of free and open source solutions have thrown down the gauntlet at Microsoft's feet. Christian Einfeldt of Digital Tipping Point says 'Sue Me First,' and he's not alone. More and more people are signing up and challenging Microsoft to put their lawyers where their mouth is. The open source community is far from running scared. Will Microsoft step up to the plate, or are they just continuing a scare campaign with no real ability to leverage the patents they claim open source is infringing?"

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  1. ...hmm by Lehk228 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft: O.K.

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    1. Re:...hmm by Hatta · · Score: 3, Funny

      OOH! OOH! Sue me too!

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    2. Re:...hmm by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dingo: You must sue her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... sue me.
      All: And me. And me too. And me.
      Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good suing.

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    3. Re:...hmm by stinerman · · Score: 5, Funny

      And then the oral sex...

    4. Re:...hmm by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

      you must give us all a good suing.

      I guess sudoing would be OK as well...

      Oh, wait...

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    5. Re:...hmm by Bonewalker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please, let me have just a little bit of peril!?

      No, it's too perilous.

    6. Re:...hmm by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ahh.. so in other words,

      "I'm not scared, because I have this army of lawyers that will leap to my aid the moment i'm in danger. Right guys? guys? GUYS? [crickets chirp]"

      I'd get that in writing if I were you.

  2. let me be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    as an open source software user, i back christian einfeldt completely.

    sue him first, pls.

    fp btw!

    1. Re:let me be the first to say: by RealGrouchy · · Score: 5, Funny

      as an open source software user, i back christian einfeldt completely.

      sue him first, pls.

      Spoken like a true Anonymous Coward!

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    2. Re:let me be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Spoken like a true Anonymous Coward!


      Hey, the last time I looked up "RealGrouchy" in the local phone listings I didn't find much either!

    3. Re:let me be the first to say: by clickety6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      more likely he meant to say "fuck patents"

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  3. In Soviet Russia.... by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...Open source sues you!

  4. In Soviet Russia, by instagib · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft sues you! Oh wait ...

  5. The answer is... by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Funny

    A: Will Microsoft step up to the plate...

    B: or are they just continuing a scare campaign with no real ability to leverage the patents they claim open source is infringing?

    I'll take B for all the money in the world, Bob.

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    1. Re:The answer is... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll take B for all the money in the world, Bob.

      ARE YOU CRAZY??? MS lawyers I can handle, but don't tempt them to bring out Bob.

  6. /.-ed by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Digitaltippingpoint - Hmmm, appropriately named.

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  7. Why sue when you can Deny Service? by lpq · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seems the site is a bit swamped...must be all the people signing up to be sued...

  8. Just ignore this by dgun · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many SUSE using Susie's could Microsoft sue If Microsoft could sue SUSE using Susie's who sell sea shells down by the sea shore?

    Answer: None. I think.

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  9. Sparticus by rgravina · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm Sparticus! No, I'm Sparticus!

    (OK, so they aren't searching for someone in particular but close enough).

  10. Re:First they came for the ... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me.

    Several people were speaking up for you, but you failed to read the message due to an IRC netsplit.

    And you can always seek refuge on a Mac.

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  11. Re:First they came for the ... by tygt · · Score: 3, Funny

    I invoke Godwin's Law on this......

  12. Slashdot has crushed us. by christian.einfeldt · · Score: 5, Funny

    hi, sorry about this. Slashdot has crushed our server. I hope to get it back up soon. My apologies for the inconvenience.

    Christian Einfeldt,
    Producer, The Digital Tipping Point

  13. Re:Does this "challenge" have any legal significan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    More accurately, Trademark != Patent != Copyright != Trademark.

  14. "Sue me first !" by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny

    But wait untill I'm done being Slashdotted, please.

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  15. RE: put their lawyers where their mouth is. by dexomn · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's fucking gross man! You don't know where those have been!

  16. Re:First they came for the ... by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's an offensively stupid comparison you've got there. Try a car analogy. I'll give it a shot.

    First, they came for the Volvos, but I didn't say anything, because I didn't drive a Volvo. Then they came for the Volkswagons...
  17. McDonalds taking aggresive action... by beemishboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    My favorite instance of McDonalds taking aggressive action is when 60 minutes, a US news program, did a report on McDonalds going through the UK shutting down restaurants using the McDonalds name. The best part was near the end. They showed a beautiful scene of rolling green hills in the country side and then a very nice 5-star restaurant on a hill with a man in the foreground in a kilt. Apparently that restaurant was also called McDonalds. The man addressed the camera and said something like this in his Scottish accent, "My name is John McDonald, head of the clan McDonald. If anyone is going to be changing their name, it's going to be them!"

  18. Re:First they came for the ... by dduck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's my version:

    First they came for the Hackers, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Hacker.
    Then they came for Novell, and I didn't speak up, because I don't use Novell.
    Then they came for the Windows Users, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Windows user.
    Now it's nice and quiet. Thank you! :D