'Pirates' Outsells 'Matrix' in High-Def Showdown
An anonymous reader writes "As Slashdot recently reported, last week saw the latest showdown between HD DVD and Blu-ray, with both formats bringing out the big guns in terms of high profile format-exclusive disc releases. In one corner were the Blu-ray exclusive releases of the first two 'Pirates of the Caribbean' films on Blu-ray — in the other, the HD DVD exclusive releases of 'The Matrix' Trilogy. So who won the sales battle? According to preliminary estimates, this one goes to 'Pirates' in a big way. The two 'Pirates' flicks sold an estimated 47,000 units, while the 'Matrix' sets sold just about 13,900 units. Is this an indication of movie quality, or another notch in the belt for the Blu-ray format?"
Please raise your hand if you give a shit about this.
In this hand, I hold an apple. In the other, an orange.
Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus.
Pirates movie on Blu-Ray = $24
Matrix set on HD-DVD = $75
Declaring victory based on fuzzy math = Priceless
what about a ninja ?
So does this mean that Pirates > Ninjas after all?
More Twoson than Cupertino
The world where these sales figures came from is just a construct.
The real world is a post-apocolyptic wasteland run by robots, where only VHS cassettes are available.
Clearly these evil pirates must be stopped.
This?
Pirates pirate 'Pirates' more than pirates pirate 'Matrix'... discuss.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
Nonsense! The Edsel Citation had 29% more chrome trim, and is therefore more winningester.
And we all remember how DVD sold 50 jillion kabillion in its first year.