Probe Shows Jupiter Moon 'Puking' Into Space
Tablizer writes "The New Horizons probe caught the moon Io in the act of 'barfing' into space. A five-frame sequence from the New Horizons probe captured a beautiful plume of ash from Io's Tvashtar volcano. "Snapped by the probe's Long Range Reconnaissance Imager (LORRI) as the spacecraft flew past Jupiter earlier this year, this first-ever "movie" of an Io plume clearly shows motion in the cloud of volcanic debris, which extends 330 kilometers (200 miles) above the moon's surface ... The appearance and motion of the plume is remarkably similar to an ornamental fountain on Earth, replicated on a gigantic scale.""
It's probably just dizzy from all that spinning.
So... The demotion of Pluto has finally reached Jupiter?
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So, why does the summary title and text use the terms "puking" and "barfing" when the article itself doesn't make any such references? Gratuitous? "Submitter's license"?
I mean, was that really necessary? Or is the story not interesting enough itself without toilet humor?
Dude!!! If only I had a boogie board, then I could ride the ash fountain to the top! What? George Lucas wants to use the idea for his next Starwars movie? Bummer :(
Life is not for the lazy.
When did "puking" and "barfing" become scientific terms? Wouldn't "ejaculate" be a more appropriate term?
So which is it? Puking or barfing? The summary leaves me confused.
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He's just trying to break wind--I mean step with the usual Slashdot submitters.
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
I wonder if that's because it got a good look at Uranus?
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...the slutty drunken sorority moon of Jupiter.
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that the universe is a living thing and that we are just microbes.
Too much space mead?
Kwisatz Haderach
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This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
It's full of puke.
I'm amazed by this short sequence.
Considering the distance it's a real neat proof of excellent space ship engineering.
Looking at the hight to which the venting reaches this is one hell of a volcano!
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But is that ejaculant really ash per se? What does Io consist of?
I don't have anything thoughtful to add about this, so I think I'll just do the cool thing and mock the title of the article. heh. it said puke.
Is there any way to privately donate money for the purpose of sending probes, rovers and such to other moons and planets?
Funny, I would have never equated "puking" and "beautiful plume" in the same breath. That must have been one amazing cosmic party!
At first I thought the direction of motion of the debri was from right-to-left. However, watching the animation loop for a while, it now appears that it is coming from the middle-to-right center of the plum and spreading out, but below the visible horizon. It is coming up, over the edge as it spreads out.
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I prefer Ralphing.
For a science that's so concerned about nomenclature (i.e. Pluto) how does puking or barfing even get used by a writer?
Io, one of the moons of Jupiter, showing a volcanic eruption on the rim, 1979.
you had me at #!
I wonder how much mass Io lost when that thing blew up.
Finally, we have found the true source of global warming!!!
tomesnyder
This movie is one of the best observations of Io's plumes taken. You can clearly see dust clumping within the plume and how those structures evolve over the 8-minute sequence. Galileo could have taken many movies like this, had it not been for the low bandwidth thanks to the broken high-gain antenna. This same praise can't be said for the description used in this article. First, this image was released almost a month ago. While very cool, and I'm certainly happy for Io to be discussed here (Uranus jokes not withstanding), but this is not news. Second, puking and barfing? Couldn't we use better terminology than puking and barfing... Makes Io sound ill, not the cool place it really is.
The Gish Bar Times - Blog covering Jupiter's moon Io
It's gonna take forever to clean all that crap off the side of Discovery.
Does this image look fake to anyone else? look how the light reflects off of the smoke plume. its like its lighted from the top when you see the sun hitting the satellite from the left.
agreed?
put the distance in kilometers?
A small tip for Slashdot submitters: don't put quotes around words that don't actually appear in the article, dumb fuck.
I'd say it was more pissing on itself. We may be witnessing the solar systems spring break.
Task Mangler
Stupid mistake, thx ;)
Somehow I had it in my head that it was Viking. I remember seeing the pictures in National Geographic at the time - I'm sure the Io volcano was a cover image.
you had me at #!
Many of us carry tiny mobile phones that are capable of better quality video. Why is the image data and video data returned by these probes so poor?
Well ok a phone cam only has to work a few meters in good lighting. Never the less, the size, power and bandwidth requirements for decent video is being reduced, in part by the consumer electronics industry. So what is the limiting factor these probes?
"Uranus spewing gas and fluid emissions"
Libertas in infinitum
"Pissing Into The Wind" -: A body the ejects material into space, only to have the same ejected material return to the same body that ejected it.
I think that would accurately describe what is going on in the article.
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I think that the description of this article is a lowpoint for SlashDot submissions.
Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
I love "Enlarge Photo" buttons that open up the photo in the exact same dimensions and resolution as the one in the article. Anyone find a higher quality image?
Also I was under the impression that water is blue on Earth because it reflects our blue atmosphere. Why would water on Mars be blue? Or is that a false-color image?
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You're so right. Why didn't it say "ejaculating into space?"
Tvashtar? is that its Vulcan name?
What do we call it in English?
They're using their grammar skills there.
Whoever named that feature the Trashtalk Volcano knew too much...
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
Particularly since the wording of the post seems to the main topic of conversation anyway. I have no particular objection to the wording of the post, but the quotes imply that the words came from the article, which they didn't. The first thing I did when I saw this post was to follow the link and search for "puke", thinking "NASA didn't say that, did they?!?!??".
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How much of that ejecta will end up in space, and how much will fall back onto Io? From what I could see, it looked like most of it was arcing back down onto the surface, although that might be the result of a trick of perspective.
Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
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/.ers alwayz remind us of this ickey stuff?
It was reported that Mount St Helens like, barfed all over Washington State about 25 years ago!
Like about fifty people (more or less) were killed by the puke!
Ewww.. gross! Why do you nerdy
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Or perhaps more interestingly arranged: "The appearance and motion of an ornamental fountain on Earth is remarkably similar to the ash plume of an enormous volcano in a low-atmosphere environment, replicated on a terrestrial scale."
is this another thing we can blame on global warming
*ducks*