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  1. Re:alternate mass theories on Perfect Silicon Sphere to Redefine the Kilogram · · Score: 1

    In orbir you ARE weightless. Just as you are in a free-falling elevator.
        But you have mass. And this will transpose into weight when you, ummm.. decelerate at the bottom of the shaft.

  2. Why mankind died out. on Giant Dinosaur Bird Discovered · · Score: 1

    As I predicted:

      "When all the disgusting ugly giant flying reptiles disappear from the face of the Earth, Mankind will have only four years left".

  3. ANOTHER Rusty American product? on Nuke-Proof Bunker Turns Out Not Waterproof · · Score: 1

    Now gimme a break. That was a PLYMOUTH, not a Toyota or Nissan!

        Geez... have some respect!

  4. Re:shooting the messenger : Bearded guy? on Apple Safari On Windows Broken On First Day · · Score: 1

    Surely, you must be referring to
    Jesux ??

    OK. Sorry- I won't call you surely anymore...


  5. Barfing? Puking? Like ,dude- Omigod! Poneys? on Probe Shows Jupiter Moon 'Puking' Into Space · · Score: 1

    In other news-

        It was reported that Mount St Helens like, barfed all over Washington State about 25 years ago!

        Like about fifty people (more or less) were killed by the puke!

          Ewww.. gross! Why do you nerdy /.ers alwayz remind us of this ickey stuff?

  6. Black-hole imminent? on Search for Higgs "God Particle" Gets Interesing · · Score: 1

    Albert Einstein once said

            "If the Higgs-particle disappeared off the surface of the Hadron-collider then man would only have four picoseconds of life left. No more protons, no more electrons, no more plants, no more animals, no more man."

    And ze big black hole would rule!

  7. A tax on ze Internet? Oh my! on Internet Tax Imminent? · · Score: 1

    Yong man I predicted in 1938 that ze USA tax collectors vuld be travellink all over zis planet trying to collect taxes on ze Internet.

        Ven do ve expect ze USA taxan to com to Vienna (or porhaps Iran) to collect your silly American taxes?

        Yo vill be stong by our bees!
        Goot LUCK vit der tax collecting, silly Amerikans!

  8. New Fuel cells?? I PREDICTED IT! on New Fuel Cell Twice As Efficient As Generators · · Score: 1

    Ya, yong man!

        As I said in 1937,
    "When mankind develops proper fuel cells, all liffe az we know it will benefit!
    Und wit der hydrogen wells ve are now drilling, we shall have UNLIMITED power for our SUVS!"

    Und don't forget- Ze SUV had not yet been invented in 1937!

      Pleazze: Piss on silly old Lord Kelvin! He Knew NOTTING!
    Laws ov Termodynamics... (mutter, mutter) Wit Hydrogen we can brek zese laws ANYTIME!

    Ze bees know!

  9. New Fuel cells? I predicted it! on New Fuel Cell Twice As Efficient As Generators · · Score: 1

    Ya, yong man! As I said in 1937, "When mankind develops proper fuel cells, all liffe az we know it will benefit! und wit der hydrogen wells we are now drilling, we shall have UNLIMITED power for our SUVS!" Und don forget- Ze SUV had not yet been invented! Pleazze piss on silly old Lord Kelvin! He Knew NOTTING! Laws ov Termodynamics... (mutter, mutter) Wit Hydrogen we can brek zem ANYTIME!

  10. And Julius Caesar too! And Reagan ! on Modern Medicine Might Have Saved Lincoln · · Score: 1

    Julius Caesar would be alive today if modern medicine had attended to his stab woulds immediately! And Ronald Reagan too, when he was shot by that nutcase.

    Oh wait- Reagan DID survive!

    ?? So howcum he's not alive?

  11. Re:Zonk and the power of asterisks on The First Terabyte Hard Drive Reviewed · · Score: 1

    "106" bytes should have been written as "10^6 bytes", and "220 bytes" should be "2^20 bytes". Either that or actually put the powers in superscripts.

    Captain, it does not always compute.

        How about 10**6 and 2**20 ?

  12. Re:NY Stock Exchange Moves To Bangalore on NY Stock Exchange Moves To Linux · · Score: 1

    Coulda fooled me!
        I thought it was in India, just north of Bangalore.