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Far-Fetched Time Travel Concept Receives Private Funds

WED Fan writes "A University of Washington researcher who couldn't find funds the old fashioned way has raised funds from private parties to continue with his studies of 'time travel'. He is studying the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Paradox. Basically, using spooky action, he wants to be able to use entangled pairs to send messages, not only through space, but also in time. 'As the evidence for this has accumulated, several fairly contorted and unsatisfying efforts have been aimed at solving the puzzle. Cramer has proposed an explanation that doesn't violate the speed of light but does kind of mess with the traditional concept of time.' Despite the implausibility of the science here laypeople have been inspired by the researcher's idea, enough to donate almost $35,000 to his project."

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  1. obligatory by uolamer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I get the investors info?

    I have a bridge that...
    In soviet Russia Time Travel You.
    Is this the Lt. Commander Data theory or the Spock theory of time travel?
    if you do manage to do this, send me a copy of all the sports results for the next 100 years and history of the stocks, etc.

    Seriously.. If this was possible, i can only start to imagine how the wrong people or even the right people could really mess up things with their first little test.

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    1. Re:obligatory by dfiguero · · Score: 5, Funny

      Note to self from the future: don't invest in this idea.

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    2. Re:obligatory by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      According to a November 12, 2010 article in Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal, this was exposed as an investment scam and the responsible parties have all been charged by the USDOJ Attorney General Sam Waterston.

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  2. Its not that far fetched. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its not that far fetched.

    I invested some money in this guy next week and have been earning a decent return on my investment for the last 3 years.
    I did however feel a little shiver as I considered shorting his stock and for some damned reason pictures of my family have started to fade.

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    1. Re:Its not that far fetched. by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

      According to SEC disclosure statements: "Principal investors, John Tobor, $1,000,000 New Dollars; John Smallberries, loan backed by 400,000 shares of YoyoDyne Propulsion; and one Captain J. Kirk, who hates whales."

    2. Re:Its not that far fetched. by Reverend528 · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Profit!
      2. ???
      3. Invent Time Machine

  3. So? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    he wants to be able to use entangled pairs to send messages, not only through space, but also in time.

    Big deal, Slashdot has been bringing us news from the past for years!

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    1. Re:So? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 4, Funny

      he wants to be able to use entangled pairs to send messages, not only through space, but also in time. Big deal, Slashdot has been bringing us news from the past for years! Did you know subscribers can see articles in the future?
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  4. As The Doctor once said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but, actually, from a non-linear viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff.

    1. Re:As The Doctor once said... by jnaujok · · Score: 3, Funny

      That sentence kind of got away from you there...

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  5. First Post from 1972 by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wooo it works!!!

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    1. Re:First Post from 1972 by teslar · · Score: 4, Funny
      Timestamp from actual first post:

      Tuesday June 12, @06:00PM
      Your timestamp:

      Tuesday June 12, @06:01PM
      For all those who think about making fun of this gentleman for not actually having made first post, remember that the post has travelled for 25 years and has arrived within 1 minute of its designated arrival time. That's an error of approximately 7.6x10^(-8) times total time travelled... and that is better than what i can achieve at darts :)
  6. Come on... by vurg · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I ever start thinking about building a time machine, I would make a promise to myself beforehand that my first plan of action is to send a message back in time to right now telling me that it works. I'm still waiting for that message.

  7. I am already Half way there. by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can send messages to the future but I am having sending messages back.

    #/bin/sh
     
    #send a message 5 minutes in the future
    sleep 300
    echo "Hello from the Past"
    But this doesn't seem to work yet

    #/bin/sh
    sleep -300
    echo "Hello from the Future"
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    1. Re:I am already Half way there. by Panaflex · · Score: 4, Funny

      The reason it doesn't appear to work is the output happened before you even ran it, unless you didn't run it, See?? .... Look in your shell history silly man ...

      >:-*-D

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    2. Re:I am already Half way there. by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually my grandfather did develop a negative sleep function but I got so pissed off with my great grandchildren pestering me for an early inheiritance I went back and shot the bastard.

    3. Re:I am already Half way there. by zCyl · · Score: 3, Funny

      The reason it doesn't appear to work is the output happened before you even ran it, unless you didn't run it, See?? .... Look in your shell history silly man ...
      .bash_future?
  8. Maybe they did... by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do you know they didn't?

    Sure, it may seem like it's a foolish investment, but if it pays off... Oh, man... Invest a penny at the beginning at time, and before you know it, you'll be dining at Milliways.

  9. I am an investor. by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have yet to hear of any results, although I did have a strange experience the other day. I was about to try my first sip of Milo's Famous Sweet Tea when a 500 lb man appeared from thin air and knocked the glass from my hand before disappearing again.

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  10. Re:for chists sake by CaptainPatent · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're right... he should finish the machine, then go back and tell himself to never start it!

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  11. Re:ROI by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the technology was invented in the future, but we have it now. But since we have it, the people in the future won't bother to discover it because they already have it, which means it wasn't ever discovered, thus in the past we didn't have it to grant to the people in the future, which means that now they had the motivation to discover it, but since they sent it back to us, they had it in the past, and just took that knowledge for granted and didn't have to discover it, so the future never discovered it, so they didn't send it back to us, so we didn't have it, and thus they didn't have it to take for granted, so they discovered it, and then sent it back to us, and so on and so forth.

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  12. Dear God! by FST777 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine you make said receiver, the first one ever invented. It would immediately spit out all kinds of spam messages from all kinds of futures.

    Now THAT would be annoying! Imagine turning the thing on for the first time ever, and immediately receiving Zetabytes of "Frist psot!" messages.

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  13. Re:Two counterpoints by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like transmitting radio signals to cavemen.

    Cue pissed off insulted caveman Geico commercial.

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  14. Re:Two counterpoints by s4m7 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear Sir,
    I am writing to inform you that I have recieved a message from your future self. Included is the text from that message.

    Hello, me! I just wanted to let you know that I (you) got rich by investing in this man's method of time travelling messages! I (you) invested $2000 just one week after I (you) recieved this very message, and within six months I (you) was a millionare!
    signed, Me (You).

    Here's my address..
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