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Getting the Best Deal From Dell — Or Not

Nom du Keyboard writes "When The Consumerist published 22 tips for getting the best deal from Dell Computers, according to a self-described former Dell sales manager, Dell fired back with a take-down notice. You might want to look quickly, in the event it does get taken down. The Consumerist's lawyer's initial response was to deny the takedown request."

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  1. Well, since it might get taken down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Full text from http://consumerist.com/consumer/insiders/22-confes sions-of-a-former-dell-sales-manager-268831.php
    Anon because I'm not a karma whore and because I add nothing to the post. Enjoy :)
    ***
    A former Dell kiosk manager writes us to share helpful tips about doing business with Dell. He has no particular problems with Dell, he just wanted to share some helpful tips for consumers looking to get the best deal. He includes info on getting the best deal from the website, different kinds of promotions the Dell offers, insider details on how the kiosk sales reps are compensated, what coupons and deals they have to offer you to close the deal, the email format for Dell in case you're thinking of launching an EECB, where to take your Dell credit card complaints, which extended warranties to avoid, how to get a domestic tech support rep... and more. It's very comprehensive. Enjoy!

    I am a former Spherion rep that later became a Dell Branded Rep (manager) of a Dell kiosk in the Philadelphia, PA region. To work at one is to work at all, and I worked at four different kiosks in the region. I worked from July 2005 until October 2006, but keep regular contact with some of the guys I trained and brought up. Other than the usual complaints, I have no problem with the company.

    Things most people know already:

    1. Small business is better than home and home office - Small business typically runs a few dollars more than the home office, but you stand a better chance of getting domestic tech support rather than non-native English speakers. As an added perk, small business promotions are occasionally better than home.

    2. Play with the web site - There are many different pricing packages for the same product throughout the various sections, typically three or more per segment. If you're buying a Dell soon, configure a unit from a link off the main page, from the product listing on the drop down and from the "As Advertised-Newspaper" drop down. Configure the same system each way at the home, small business and the Direct (kiosk) site (http://www.dell.com/directstore). It is very likely you will end up with nine different prices.

    3. Extended warranty for laptops - Do it for as long as you feasibly see using your laptop, and include accidental. Two years is typically the lifecycle from "new product" to "no longer produced/no more refurbs" though YMMV. Once your model is off the refurb site, drop it. Voila! New laptop. The standard warranty will not cover any screen defects.

    UPDATE: Current Dell rep says: If a system is no longer shipping a used/refurbished is always sent, though the refurb should be equal or better as far as hardware is concerned. As of this writing if a system is exchanged, via either Complete Care warranty or concession, and the system is still a currently shipping model a new system is to be sent.

    4. Extended warranty for desktops - There is nothing in a low end desktop (non XPS) that is worth the price of the warranty should you have to replace it. Only pick it up if you have absolutely no clue what you're doing once the case is open.

    5. Tech support phone - If you do go with the home/home office/direct route, tech support is outsourced (duh!). The tech support instant messenger typically provides a calmer, more understandable conversation due to the fact that accents are taken out of the equation. Think back to high school Spanish. It was always easier to translate the foreign language you were reading than if you heard it. Same concept applies here.

    6. Tech support web site - If you're having a common problem, hit the product forums (however crippled they may be now). It is very likely your question/problem has been resolved before, and usually a domestic tech rep posted a solution there.

    7. Warranty Repairs - On all but the two lowest warranties (90 day and 1 year limited), warranty repairs wi

    1. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dell is on a major decline. Back in the late 90s everyone wanted a Dell although they cost more then then others. But they were good systems... Dell sense has lowered the quality of the systems and made purchasing one a major hassle. Right now Apple is taking Dells spot as Yea it cost a bit more but it is worth it. PC.

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    2. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by jack455 · · Score: 1

      although they cost more then then others ...more than the others...

      Oh, and actually dell computers were typically advertised as cheaper than the Compaq, Sony, and HP boxes; at least that was the image they were apparently going for. Well, maybe not compared to Compaq.

      And understand that if you don't like the support, it's because there's no profit. If I buy a guitar, it's 30-40% profit and good salespeople will value my business and treat me well in the hopes of a future sale or referral. With computers nowadays either you actually are "one in a million" or they'll be out of business.

      The same analogy would work comparing speakers vs. TVs or houses vs. cars.
    3. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by laffer1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A little extra on Dell Preferred Accounts.

      1. Do not pay by snail mail. They will hold onto the check without cashing it to give you fees as you start to pay down the balance.
      2. Whatever they tell you the interest rate will be, its going to be higher. Wait before buying the PC to see what your rate is. Its a hassle to send the computer back.
      3. When you finally pay it off, a rep (indian) will beg you to stay. You have to convince him you want it canceled and expect to wait on the phone 20 minutes. They try to keep your account open for 2 years after its paid off. If you select that, read the fine print online. You will find out they can charge you inactivity fees.
      4. They find ways to fee you when you get below $1000. They lose payments. They process them incredibly slow.
      5. If you use the check free payment method, be sure to pay very early. The speedy processing option costs $10 extra and they still wait to process it to auto fee you.
      6. Your interest rate will keep going up. In general interest rates have been rising, but Dell likes to stay ahead of the curve.

      I strongly recommend that everyone stay away from DFS. My experience was very poor. I financed a Dell Precision 650 refurb a few years ago. The computer is great, but the DFS account was terrible. If you don't beleive me, google it.

    4. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      I call BS on this. How can Apple be taking Dell's spot if they've yet to even hit a 10% market share, and aren't growning anywhere NEAR fast enough to hit such a share withing any reasonable time-frame?

      HINT: Cite resources, it'll make you more believable.

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    5. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by dugn · · Score: 2, Informative
    6. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      He said "Yea it cost a bit more but it is worth it. PC.", not marketshare. I've no Idea if that's true or not for Dell.

    7. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Apple are not competative (at least in Ireland) for anything but higher end systems. Indeed, in that area they are problematic too, as you perhaps won't find one that has beefier components in quite the right areas.

      I find Dell mid-range with components beefed up to be a winning choice. I like things too such as having 4 year on-site warranty on a laptop that had better components than anything I could find at the same price range elsewhere (€1200 incl. dedicated graphics - X1400). My desktop was a great way to get a higher mid-range system suitable for gaming (GeForce 6800 in mid-2005) with 20" screen (total €1400). Dell called me after my one year collect and return ended and offered warranty of four-year on-site for 90 - which I took seeing as it covered the large LCD also. Indeed that Dimension 5000 of mine is perfectly happy in 2007 with an X1950PRO installed (I was a bit concerned about PSU capacity, but it turned out not to be an issue) - in fact not only is it great performance now but quieter than when it was new!

      I'm not at all impressed by Apple systems. They would have to be cheaper than similarly specced alternatives for me to bother. They seem to be form over substance, and I don't even like the form (style is a matter of taste, so unless they have multiple styles they'll always only appeal to a certain market segment). Also I know plenty of people with such systems and the support stories are horrific. For all the odd stories I've heard from people I know of bad Dell support, it's mostly good stories (indeed I've had only helpful responses from them).

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    8. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. Do not pay by snail mail. They will hold onto the check without cashing it to give you fees as you start to pay down the balance.
      Anyone who deals with business leases or other financing knows that this is standard for the industry. I am forced to issue lease payments 10 days before they are due to ensure I am not assessed late fees. This is annoying for cash flow.

      The other solution I've found is to send a couple payments a year via certified return receipt (make sure to mark that no signature is required!). If they hold your check, you have proof that they receivd the check on time. Then call them and offer to fax the delivery receipt; they will refund the late charge. I suspect they also then note the account, because I've found that subsequently, few checks get held.
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    9. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right now Apple is taking Dells spot as Yea it cost a bit more but it is worth it. PC.

      I priced an Apple system against a Dell system last week. A comparable Dell system, with slightly less power, is around half the price of the Apple system.

    10. Re:Well, since it might get taken down... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Apple is positioning themselves as the "premium" computer manufacturer nowadays, something that Dell used to be considered. Now Dells are the low end, cheap computers that everyone buys, something like what Acer or Packard Bell was back in the 1990's.

  2. wtf? by User+956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When The Consumerist published 22 tips for getting the best deal from Dell Computers, according to a self-described former Dell sales manager, Dell fired back with a take-down notice.

    When are these companies going to learn that trying to suppress information on the internet just makes it multiply?

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    1. Re:wtf? by qbwiz · · Score: 5, Informative

      When are these companies going to learn that trying to suppress information on the internet just makes it multiply?


      Yesterday.
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    2. Re:wtf? by shirai · · Score: 5, Funny
      My favorite part in the take-down notice is this:

      Thank you. Note, though, it has been almost nine hours since we made the request, yet the posting is still up, with the number of hits growing logarithmically. I think what they meant to say was exponentially. Logarithmic growth means it is slowing down really fast.

      Note: Seems whenever a take-down notice is given, the number of hits grows... exponentially.
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    3. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay the info is out there and they can't take it back. That doesn't change the fact that someone seems to have breached their employee confidentiality agreement in a big way. Dell may have "apologized" but the guy is not off the hook.

    4. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're so right. Just to prove it, here is another iteration:
      - ----

      Dell Demands Takedown Of Our "22 Confessions Of A Former Dell Sales Manager"

      A former Dell kiosk manager writes us to share helpful tips about doing business with Dell. He has no particular problems with Dell, he just wanted to share some helpful tips for consumers looking to get the best deal. He includes info on getting the best deal from the website, different kinds of promotions the Dell offers, insider details on how the kiosk sales reps are compensated, what coupons and deals they have to offer you to close the deal, the email format for Dell in case you're thinking of launching an EECB, where to take your Dell credit card complaints, which extended warranties to avoid, how to get a domestic tech support rep... and more. It's very comprehensive. Enjoy!

      I am a former Spherion rep that later became a Dell Branded Rep (manager) of a Dell kiosk in the Philadelphia, PA region. To work at one is to work at all, and I worked at four different kiosks in the region. I worked from July 2005 until October 2006, but keep regular contact with some of the guys I trained and brought up. Other than the usual complaints, I have no problem with the company.

      Things most people know already:

      1. Small business is better than home and home office - Small business typically runs a few dollars more than the home office, but you stand a better chance of getting domestic tech support rather than non-native English speakers. As an added perk, small business promotions are occasionally better than home.

      2. Play with the web site - There are many different pricing packages for the same product throughout the various sections, typically three or more per segment. If you're buying a Dell soon, configure a unit from a link off the main page, from the product listing on the drop down and from the "As Advertised-Newspaper" drop down. Configure the same system each way at the home, small business and the Direct (kiosk) site (http://www.dell.com/directstore). It is very likely you will end up with nine different prices.

      3. Extended warranty for laptops - Do it for as long as you feasibly see using your laptop, and include accidental. Two years is typically the lifecycle from "new product" to "no longer produced/no more refurbs" though YMMV. Once your model is off the refurb site, drop it. Voila! New laptop. The standard warranty will not cover any screen defects.

      UPDATE: Current Dell rep says: If a system is no longer shipping a used/refurbished is always sent, though the refurb should be equal or better as far as hardware is concerned. As of this writing if a system is exchanged, via either Complete Care warranty or concession, and the system is still a currently shipping model a new system is to be sent.

      4. Extended warranty for desktops - There is nothing in a low end desktop (non XPS) that is worth the price of the warranty should you have to replace it. Only pick it up if you have absolutely no clue what you're doing once the case is open.

      5. Tech support phone - If you do go with the home/home office/direct route, tech support is outsourced (duh!). The tech support instant messenger typically provides a calmer, more understandable conversation due to the fact that accents are taken out of the equation. Think back to high school Spanish. It was always easier to translate the foreign language you were reading than if you heard it. Same concept applies here.

      6. Tech support web site - If you're having a common problem, hit the product forums (however crippled they may be now). It is very likely your question/problem has been resolved before, and usually a domestic tech rep posted a solution there.

      7. Warranty Repairs - On all but the two lowest warranties (90 day and 1 year limited), warranty repairs will be done in the home. The repair techs are only required to replace the broken part. They are not required to do anything else. If they replace your hard drive, they are not required to reinsta

    5. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      19) Dell offers choice. Our customers can order systems with Windows XP, Vista, Ubuntu, or no operating system at all. If Steve Jobs ever changes his tune on OS X, we'd probably offer it too.

    6. Re:wtf? by Teifion · · Score: 1

      I think what they meant to say was exponentially. Logarithmic growth means it is slowing down really fast. The Richter scale is logarithmic and quakes get more powerful as you add numbers, doesn't that mean you can say something grows at a logarithmic rate to say it's growing faster and faster?
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    7. Re:wtf? by dsginter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When are these companies going to learn that trying to suppress information on the internet just makes it multiply?

      This is already well documented as the Streisand Effect. If I were Michael Dell, I would fire whomever sent the take-down notice. The outcome was quite predictable by anyone with half a brain (especially after the very recent AACS fiasco).

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    8. Re:wtf? by farrellj · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Mr. Dell has realized that big business companies cannot compete in the computer field. I'd swear that he's been reading Toffler, and is trying to change direction of the monstrous ship called Dell. It's slow and ponderous, but it seems to be happening. Other than IBM, no other major computer company has made as public a commitment to Linux and Open Source as Dell has. HP will have to do something soon, if only to keep mindshare.

      HP is going to be at a disadvantage because it has the same corporate setup that it has always had, no one person can step on and change the direction of the company like Jobs and Dell have done. In a world where change happens hourly, a bureaucratic organization is always going to be slower to change than a company where a person with a vision can cause change. It happened at Apple, and hopefully, it is happening at Dell.

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    9. Re:wtf? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That webpage says "We goofed", but I don't see the most important part of an apology.
       
      The "These are the steps that we have taken to insure that this does not happen in the future" part.

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    10. Re:wtf? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope. Logarithmic growth generally means it's growing slower and slower, though never actually stopping.

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    11. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You misunderstand. The logarithmic function is being used in that case to scale the huge range of energy in earthquakes (everything from the effect of dropping a sledgehammer on the ground to exploding hundreds of atomic bombs in one spot) to a convenient "linear" Richter scale (it's actually based on something more complicated than "energy", but it's related). People's eyes usually glaze over when you talk about 9 or 10 orders of magnitude with the raw numbers.

      Think of applying a logarithm (base 10) to some numbers:
      input 10 is transformed to 1, 100 to 2, 1000 to 3, 10000 to 4
      Clearly the logarithmic function is *diminishing* the otherwise exponential growth of this trend so that the output is linear.

      By contrast, if something is actually growing at a logarithmic pace then its rate of growth is declining. Put a linear input into a logarithmic function and see what happens.

    12. Re:wtf? by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      Um ... not really ... a logarithmic scale is preferable to show exponential results.

      Imagine that the Y axis is on a logarithmic scale, you will see small increases at the beginning then bigger increases. Like 1 2 5 10 25 100 1000 10000 ... etc, the number of hits grows exponentially and if you showed them on the appropriate logarithmic scale (versus time) you would see more or less a straight line, while on a normal scale you would see an exponential-type function ...

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    13. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The richter scale is logarithmic, meaning that the number representing the magnitude of the quake is the logarithm of some measurement of how powerful the quake is. Same goes for measuring sound intensity using dB. A large change in intensity yields a small change in the number.

      On the other hand, if something is growing logarithmically, it means that the quantity is growing proportionally with the logarithm of time. As time goes on, the quantity increases, but the speed at which it increases slows down.

    14. Re:wtf? by shirai · · Score: 1
      As my esteemed colleagues have already pointed out, nope.

      But here's a few other points to clarify.

      • A straight line on a logarithmic graph is exponential growth.
      • If logarithmic growth actually meant increasing growth, then exponential growth would mean slowing growth, which I think you can agree is incorrect

      To be fair, they are easy to confuse. I have in the past.
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    15. Re:wtf? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think what they meant to say was exponentially. Logarithmic growth means it is slowing down really fast.

      Actually that's exponential decay. Logarithmic growth is growth, but very slow growth. Slower than linear growth.

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    16. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's just to much movies?

      In a world where change happens... hourly...,
              a bureaucratic organization....

      A man... tries to change....
      THIS SUMMER!

    17. Re:wtf? by michrech · · Score: 1

      That webpage says "We goofed", but I don't see the most important part of an apology.

      The "These are the steps that we have taken to insure that this does not happen in the future" part.


      Not only that, but it reads like a big advertisement..

      "We goofed. We admit it. Here's all the stuff we want you to look at while you're considering buying another computer..."

      Not good. I build my own systems, but guess where I *won't* be sending friends/co-workers/family in the future?

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    18. Re:wtf? by Mex · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Dell's growth has been stagnant compared to HP's growth in the past couple of quarters. It's like everyone forgot about Fiorina and everyone loves HP now. At least clients do.

    19. Re:wtf? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Logarithmic growth means it is slowing down really fast.
      I think what the poster was trying to say was that logarithmic growth is growth which is slowing down. As in, a decelerating growth. When I car slows down it is still moving forward, but the speed is decreasing.

      Oh wow, an adequate car analogy!
    20. Re:wtf? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Or promote them.... why is everyone assuming that Dell didn't know what they were doing when they submitted the take-down notice???

      I doubt this would have made it to Slashdot, or at least wouldn't have been nearly as interesting without the news of the take-down notice. This way Dell gets a whole load of people thinking that they now know how to screw Dell on their next purchase. It's even possible that the original blogger was astroturfing on behalf of Dell.

    21. Re:wtf? by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      If I were Michael Dell, I would fire whomever sent the take-down notice. The outcome was quite predictable by anyone with half a brain (especially after the very recent AACS fiasco).

      Did you stop to think that might be exactly what they wanted? Nothing moves units like when customers think they've beat the system or found some angle on a promo, like combining a promo with a sale price etc.

    22. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      logarithmically implies that growth is limited by some hard factor, after all logarithms functions approach a asymptote, they do not grow forever. Sooner or later you have to say that 0.99999999 = 1, after all.

    23. Re:wtf? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      I'd swear that he's been reading Toffler

      haha...that would explain the random scatterbrainedness of the company as well. :-)

      I incidentally liked Revolutionary Wealth...but it sure touched a cornucopia of issues.

    24. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, that is exactly what I meant.

      Posting anonymously to preserve my stats. :)

    25. Re:wtf? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Informative

      logarithms functions approach a asymptote

      No they don't.

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    26. Re:wtf? by mpe · · Score: 1

      When are these companies going to learn that trying to suppress information on the internet just makes it multiply?

      When you see an honest politican riding on the back of a flying pig over a snow covered Hell...

    27. Re:wtf? by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1

      The "These are the steps that we have taken to insure that this does not happen in the future" part.
      It's in there, just a little obscured. If you look at their link to IdeaStorm you'll see that they have implemented that user's idea which changes their response policy to blogs revealing "confidential" information.
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    28. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need a "-1 Slashvertisement" option.

    29. Re:wtf? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The issue is that HP PCs make dells look like circa 1999 e-machines. HP has had some crap lines (like the Brio) but even the Vectras were better-built than all but the best dells, and if you compare the Kayak machines to Dell's finest you will see there is no comparison. HP may have fucked up the iPaq, all but ruined their printers, dismantled their customer service program, and nearly destroyed their calculators entirely, but their PCs are still some of the best prebuilts in the business. Some of their laptops are practically perfect, as well, such as my Compaq nw9440 "mobile workstation" - it's not perfect, but it's as close as I've seen a PC get yet.

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  3. Dell already apologized by Urusai · · Score: 3, Insightful
    1. Re:Dell already apologized by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      According to that link, Michael Dell plays WoW - anybody know which server/faction? Only question is do you twink or grief?

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  4. nice try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    good idea because take down notices sure do work well. 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

    1. Re:nice try by ozphx · · Score: 0, Troll

      You betcha! 04 AE 82 5B E8 C0 CK 1N UR MUM 10 13 13 37

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    2. Re:nice try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It worked so well that everyone forgot about 45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B2.

    3. Re:nice try by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      Hey! That's the combination on my luggage!

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  5. keeping people honest by drDugan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Oh the Tragedy!

    Somebody lets the cat out of the bag about the crap and value within a company product suite, and they go back to DMCA and takedowns.

    We are reaching the middle of the sigmoid on information exchange - until now many have still been in the old model, and moving forward there will be more activity in the new (open free information exchange) model. Old-style enterprises are pissed off by the new model. How DARE they tattle on where they make some extra money at te expense of their cusotmers. This will only increase and radically change the nature of business activity for the better, so long as people really can continue to exchange information and know who each other really are.

    1. Re:keeping people honest by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      It wasn't even a DMCA takedown threat. They simply stated that the article included proprietary info and had to be taken down.

    2. Re:keeping people honest by drDugan · · Score: 1

      yes, hence the "and".

  6. Best Dell trick I found was... by Aphrika · · Score: 4, Informative

    Get the 1 year return to base support when you buy the PC.

    About 2 weeks after you receive the system, you'll get a phone call and an offer to upgrade to the full 3 year on-site support for around £30 ($60). That worked out at about a third of the price than if I'd bought it.

  7. Insurance Fraud by kebes · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm all for trying to get the best deal you can on any purchase. However one of the recommendations is:

    3. Extended warranty for laptops ...Once your model is off the refurb site, drop it. Voila! New laptop.
    So, basically, the recommendation is to purposefully destroy your laptop, and then file a claim under the "accidental damage" provision of Dell's extended care insurance. The insurance, by the way, does not cover purposeful damage to the property. So basically this 'tip' is "commit insurance fraud."

    Will this work? Yes. I knew a guy who did this with Dell's plan... got a nice upgrade for "free." I'm not convinced, however, that insurance fraud is really such a great idea. Nor am I convinced that this guy should be encouraging people to commit crimes.
    1. Re:Insurance Fraud by froschmann · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Telling people to buy printer cartridges from kiosks by "seeing if the employees seem cool" and "paying cash" for items that aren't in inventory also seems a bit below the board.

    2. Re:Insurance Fraud by RickRussellTX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed, and it makes me wonder if The Consumerist read the article carefully. They're pretty aggressive about bad behavior by companies. So it's OK if a consumer steals for personal gain?

    3. Re:Insurance Fraud by networkzombie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree. The author is condoning fraud and should be taken down. I purchase 10K worth of stuff from Dell each year and although I scream at their tech support for being idiots about twice a year, they still offer a great deal. If you intentionally rip people off, you are a criminal. If you tell other people that it is okay to intentionally rip people off, you are also a criminal. The article should be called - How to be a burden to society.

    4. Re:Insurance Fraud by Mistlefoot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can see it now...... Some honest people with laptops that are broken will be hassled more while trying to get a replacement as safeguards are increased to try to remedy this.

      And yes. The price of insuring your laptop may very well go up. Insurance companies aren't in the business of losing money. At the end of the day the of insurance fraud will be paid for by honest people.

    5. Re:Insurance Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this was a warrenty and not insurance. Dell will not pay for stolen laptops, so how is this insurance? Also, motive is a bitch to gauge. Did the laptop hit the ground cause you were pissed off, clumsy, or deliberately threw it there to make money? What is an accident? If the laptop is left teetering on the edge near the cat's favorite spot on the counter, can one rightfully say the cat knocked it down? If the laptop is put in the baby's crib and is tossed out two minutes later, can you blame the baby? [WARNING! do not try with exploding laptops]

    6. Re:Insurance Fraud by iamnafets · · Score: 1

      Personally, I feel the extended warranties are frauds. The companies offering them will fight you tooth and nail in order to only give in to X repair/replace requests so they pull a profit. While that doesn't justify fraudulant use of the system, yeah.

    7. Re:Insurance Fraud by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      That and douchebag ideas like this make it so that consumers pay more for their product. Most of the cost of auto insurance is not because of risk of accident or liability, but the risk of fraud.

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    8. Re:Insurance Fraud by Belacgod · · Score: 1

      Dell's never given me trouble with my extended warranty with them. I describe the symptoms, suffer through the pointless troubleshooting checklist, they send out a replacement part (and a tech if the part's hard to replace). My experience with Dell warranty support is enough to make me want to buy Dell again, which, considering how shitty their systems are, is indeed remarkable. But yes, I am a satisfied Dell customer.

    9. Re:Insurance Fraud by louisadkins · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to be a laptop support (via temp agency) for Dell. (more than 4 years ago) At that point, at least, the process was pretty streamlined and easy. The only person that I can remember denying a claim on for this sort of thing (that was still inside the warranty period) was a guy that started slamming his laptop on the floor and stomping on it while I was on the phone, and then told me about it! "Well, what are you gonna do about it, huh?! I got a warranty for this $6,000 pile of junk!"

    10. Re:Insurance Fraud by sohare · · Score: 1

      That and douchebag ideas like this make it so that consumers pay more for their product. Most of the cost of auto insurance is not because of risk of accident or liability, but the risk of fraud.

      You have proof of this where? Go look at how insurance rates are calculated based on costs of various accidents and their associated probabilities and you'll see that "most" of the price has nothing to do with fraud. Ya'll sound like a bunch of yesmen tools, if you ask me ;).

    11. Re:Insurance Fraud by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      Maybe because I work for an insurance company??? Just because it's not on Wikipedia...

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    12. Re:Insurance Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Consumerist's responsibility for the suggested insurance fraud depends how they spin the article. Was it: 1) Follow this guy's advice, or 2) Exposing Dell's inner workings?

      See, the guy is a former Dell Sales Manager. You're being given a direct display of the essentially amoral stance of business. His attitude is their attitude -- Rules are the simply the things you better not be caught breaking. If you can't figure out how and when to break rules without being caught, you're seen as lacking in business skill.

      "Nice guys finish last," and all that.

    13. Re:Insurance Fraud by fermion · · Score: 1
      Honestly, what does Dell expect. This is a business decision that Dell has made. If they are going to cover accidental damage then they also must cover deliberate damage as there is no way to tell the difference, and sometimes it is blurry. Is improper packaging accidental? Is leaving it outside knowing it might rain accidental? Clearly dropping it on purpose to get a new computer is fraud, but what of it?

      If they wanted an honest class of customer that was willing to pay a reasonable charge for a quality machine, they would not play all the games with discounts and the like. They would just offer an extended warranty that covered parts that wore our or broke, but would leave abuse to the responsibility of the customer. The fact that offer the extended warranty they do is another game they play. We know that most extended warranties are very profitable, though useful for products on which one wishes to manage maintenance costs, i.e. not cheap headphones and like. By offering such a warranty, the entice more people to purchase the product, probably more than need it, and must, in the end, still make a tidy profit. Might they make more profit without the 'fraud', might the warranty cost less without the 'fraud'. Sure, but that only effects me if I buy a dell machine, which I don't, if for no other reason than they want another $50 to support the machine that they sold me. It is games to make believe that they are getting a good value, when all they are getting is cheap computer that needs an extended warranty as it could fall apart at any minute.

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    14. Re:Insurance Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you tell other people that it is okay to intentionally rip people off, you are also a criminal.

      You're a fucking moron. Do you suppose it is criminal if I tell other people that is OK to tell other people that it is OK to intentionally rip people off? Besides, the way I read it, the author is suggesting this: if your laptop is broken and you want REAL service, make sure it is REALLY broken. Dell's poor support is again at fault.

    15. Re:Insurance Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In what universe is this "below the board"? The printer cartridge model itself is a scam perpetrated on unsuspecting customers.

    16. Re:Insurance Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a hypothetical situation being described. We all already know there is a way to scam the system, just because this guy put it in writing does not make a difference. I'll put some more in writing for you. AMEX doubles the manufacturers warranty for up to one additional year and offers accidental breakage and theft for most things bought with the card for personal use. Another one, your cell phone carrier offers replacement phone "insurance" for $4/month, you do the math. Tires are sold with a pro rated tread wear warranty, feel like doing burnouts? Some basic ones, do you have home owners insurance, imagine what you could claim with that. Does your neck hurt from that auto accident, look at full page ad in the back cover of the phone book for a lawyer willing to help you.

      You are responsible for your own actions, regardless of hints others may give you.

    17. Re:Insurance Fraud by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 1

      In what universe is this "below the board"? The printer cartridge model itself is a scam perpetrated on unsuspecting customers.

      The universe in which your actions are determined by what you know is ethical and moral to do, not the one that says you must sink to the standards of the lowest cretin around. "But he did it first!" is unacceptable from my three-year-old, and it's unacceptable for adults, too.
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    18. Re:Insurance Fraud by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      If you tell other people that it is okay to intentionally rip people off, you are also a criminal.


      Is that true? I know that doing the above is unethical, but is it actually illegal?

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    19. Re:Insurance Fraud by serialdogma · · Score: 1

      Well for my market demographic (18-25 year old male), the extortionate insurance rates are more due my peers' reckless abandonment of safety then any degree of intent to defraud the insurance company; or so would be my guess. Would your experience match this?

    20. Re:Insurance Fraud by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      It is OK to intentionally rip people off.

      OH NO I AM A CRIMINAL NOW!

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    21. Re:Insurance Fraud by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      I purchase 10K worth of stuff from Dell each year and although I scream at their tech support for being idiots about twice a year, they still offer a great deal.
       
      Wouldn't you be better off spending that 10K with someone who appreciates the business and who you don't have to scream at? You can still get good prices from independent computer dealers. Really!

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    22. Re:Insurance Fraud by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      It's obvious that part of the cost of insurance makes up the risk due to accident/liability claims, and it is also true that this segment is more prone to those sorts of risks. However, the population taken in its entirety also has quite a substantial fraud risk as well. So, when an insurance company decides to underwrite people for insurance, it must 'balance the economic equation' so as to compensate for those who wish to do harm to the system. This happens in all industries.

      Take grocery stores, for example. Margins are very, very tight on food items. If someone steals from the store, then they must adjust prices to compensate for that theft. This is why Wal-Mart goes to such lengths to at least provide the illusion of security (who the hell knows if there really are cameras in those black bubbles), because the cost of equipment helps evade shrinkage, which then allows them to keep prices lower.

      Unfortunately, we can't (not that we'd want to even if we could) stick a camera inside every person's car to know exactly what's going on. So we have to project what anticipated losses we will incur because of fraud. Without giving out numbers, it's quite substantial.

      So, when our ex-Dell friend encourages you to do dishonest things to get a new machine, just know that everyone else gets to pay for that, and like Karma, that will come back to bite you some day.

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  8. Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by Blahbooboo3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's such a hassle to get a good deal from Dell. Between their rebates, coupons, instant discounts, and special offers the entire process is like buying a car!

    If dell is trying to figure out why its market share is declining, it is likely because of the difficulty in knowing what you are buying is the best price. I don't think HP makes people go through all this nonsense.

    Oh and also the whole small business vs. home office crap. What an annoyance how they both contain the exact same machines with just very slight differences.

    1. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...the exact same machines with just very slight differences.

      I don't think that word means what you think it does.

    2. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by Blahbooboo3 · · Score: 1

      Here, let me make it clearer for you since you're a smart ass. I meant the same model numbers (E520, E521 etc) but have no difference in configurations.

    3. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I bought several of their machines from the mid-1990's up to a few years ago, including one for my parents, all substantial purchases too (>$1500 each). Then they stiffed me when I sent in for my $150 rebate and I haven't looked at any of their stuff since.

      It's all just commodity stuff from the Far East anyway.

    4. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      If dell is trying to figure out why its market share is declining, it is likely because of the difficulty in knowing what you are buying is the best price. When I decided to buy a new laptop, I postphoned it for well over a month, checking out their discounts regularly. Which was a very godo thing, as they had an almost suprising overlap of "double memory" and "15% off" on a high-end laptop, causing a major price difference. (And certainly much better than a free crappy pinter)

      One tip he forgot, though: Never buy from dell in december.
      All the best discounts seems to be mysteriously gone before Christmas. Wonder why... Buy in november, or wait until january.
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    5. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      I'm not an Apple evangelist, but I think comparing Apple's online store to Dell's is useful here. Sure, some of the Apple store simplicity comes from having a small product line, but I think Dell could probably improve things. For example, naming a computer something like "E502" doesn't give a customer much at-a-glance information.

    6. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by MasterC · · Score: 1

      Oh and also the whole small business vs. home office crap. What an annoyance how they both contain the exact same machines with just very slight differences.
      I bought an Inspiron 1501 a month ago. Small business offered it with Vista and XP; home offered only Vista. Simple question: why? :)
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    7. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by tknd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's such a hassle to get a good deal from Dell. Between their rebates, coupons, instant discounts, and special offers the entire process is like buying a car!

      I haven't seen a rebate on a Dell deal yet (though I may be wrong) though they do have just about every other type of discount: coupons, percent off threshold, dollars off threshold, special base configuration prices, certain upgrade promotions (double memory, upgraded hard drive, upgraded CPU, etc.) and so on.

      While you can relate the process to buying a car, the nice thing about Dell is that it is all online and it is fast. The online portion is great because there's not a team of salesmen trying pull a sale out of you; it's just you and the website and a simple click ends it all. And because it is online, the smart people postpone buying until they've found a deal they like. It is very advantagous to you (the consumer) because Dell cannot sit a sales rep that will try every trick in to the book to get a profit off you right at that moment. Instead, you can just go to the website, see what's offered, and compare their offer to others on the internet. If you like it, you buy, if you don't, you just close the window. All they can do is keep putting up different offers hoping that you'll eventually bite. But sometimes, they screw up.

      For example, just last week they made a small boo-boo and priced a Dell C521 with an AMD dual-core, 1gb ram machine for $219. As a side note, the deal was posted 12:17AM early Friday morning which happens to match a certain piece of information in the article. The mistake was quickly fixed but not before it had spread the internet and was posted on various websites. Many users reported their sales going through (shipped) while some reported some orders getting cancelled.

      Anyhow, the point is the system actually works for you as long as you're willing to wait a bit (there are typically good deals every couple months) for a deal that suits you. If you're extremely wealthy on time (waiting about a full year), then you can eventually hit one of these rare deals and come out on top. Some people have been able to get a good car sale, but it requires a lot of preparation and research beforehand, and it requires that you know exactly what you want to buy. With Dell, you can just check the website once every day (only takes a minute) to see if a deal suits you. (But smart people will just check deal websites so that they only get fed the times a good Dell deal comes up ;)

    8. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by Surt · · Score: 1

      Because lots of businesses have purchase policies that specify XP, whereas not many consumers have purchase policies at all. And giving a consumer an XP system means having to deal with more support calls, and not getting a kickback from MS.

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    9. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by Czmyt · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's the only reason that their market share is declining. I think that their tech. support has something to do with it. I have had some bad experiences with their tech. support. The last one made me seriously question whether I should ever recommend them again. The situation was that the network adapter failed in a Dell notebook, but their tech. support people failed to accept the possibility of a hardware failure and refused to dispatch an on-site support person to fix it until we had completely reinstalled Windows from scratch. There were two of us who are pretty smart who were working on this problem and we were convinced that it was a hardware failure. Dell's India-based tech. support people really didn't have a clue; their only response was to reinstall Windows to see if it's a Windows software problem. Faced with the potential loss of a day's work to a key executive while we reinstalled Windows and reconfigured his machine with all of the applications he needs, not to mention the fact that we had more pressing technical projects, we decided to purchase a USB Ethernet adapter from Linksys. So now everywhere this guy goes with his notebook, he needs to carry around this lame Linksys USB adapter to get basic Internet connectivity. You'd think that Dell would look up our account, see that we've purchased 30 computers from them in the last five years, then consider providing us with decent support the one time we need it for notebook that had a major component stop working.

    10. Re:Why I hate buying PCs from Dell by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      the nice thing about Dell is that it is all online and it is fast. The online portion is great because there's not a team of salesmen trying pull a sale out of you; it's just you and the website and a simple click ends it all. And because it is online, the smart people postpone buying until they've found a deal they like.

      Which is one of the big reasons why we bought Dell for the last 10 years. We can spec out a machine, modify the build, see what the options will cost, etc. Amusingly, the last is very important and not many companies "got it" back in the mid-late 90s. A lot of companies would show you a list of options (say - hard drive sizes), but they wouldn't tell you what the price delta would be. Instead, you had to play around with the other companies' sites, often having to add the unit to a shopping cart before you could get a price.

      Dell's site, OTOH, was (usually) remarkably straightforward. Want another hunk of RAM? Here's how much more it will cost. Another hard drive, sure - that's $XX. Their website is a competitive advantage (whether that is still true is up for debate).

      There's a similar reason why most people prefer to buy from NewEgg instead of TheGeeks.net (names changed to protect the guilty). The NewEgg site is friendly, has excellent search/browse facilities, and offers good information and pictures of the products. OTOH, a site like TheGeeks.net looks like something from the mid-late 90s. Abbreviated product descriptions, lots of dense and unreadable technical codes, no pictures, and no product finder.

      Usability... it matters.

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  9. SLASHDOT IS LATE. Dell already apologized yesterda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Lionel Menchaca at Dell says, "Ok, we goofed. We shouldn't have sent a notice". Find his full blog entry at:
    http://direct2dell.com/one2one/archive/2007/06/16/ 18397.aspx

  10. Obligatory Coral cache by Spazholio · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just in case, coral cache of the article here.

  11. Re:pseudo code solution by Threni · · Score: 1

    if i24 evaluates to true then
        call function an infinite number of times
    else
        exit immediately

  12. Apple? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that.

    Can we have one of these only for Apple?

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    1. Re:Apple? by freedumb2000 · · Score: 1

      1: Everyone knows this one: Do not buy overpriced RAM from Apple! ;)

      2: Try to buy a laptop right after an hardware upgrade cycle at Apple. The models taken out of the Apple store can usually be found with a big markdown at independant resellers (I saved 500 on my MBP that way, couldn't have afforded even the low-end MPB at the Apple store otherwise).

      3: Do not buy Applecare form Apple. The Applecare plan for an MBP is 349$ at the Apple Store. They can be had much cheaper at ebay. Usually at around 200$.

      4: At least here in Germany you can get a significant student discount. Even if you are not a student yourself. All you need is any Student ID number, it does not have to be yours personally, and enter it online on purchase or call up a sales rep. I have not tried this myself though.

    2. Re:Apple? by Teifion · · Score: 1

      Point 4 I can attest to personally, the Apple Higher Ed store is linked to from their online store, this is the UK one. I got a discount of about 18% - 20%, I can't remember exactly what it was but it was a bit better than getting it VAT fee!

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    3. Re:Apple? by freedumb2000 · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, supposedly the sudent discount does not prevent you from beeing able to get your VAT back if you are elegible. This is directly form a sales rep, but do take this with a grain of salt I would always double check.

  13. As another poster has already pointed out, by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dell already apologized: http://direct2dell.com/one2one/archive/2007/06/16/ 18397.aspx

    And this article was posted to Slashdot AFTER that happened, and there is STILL no "Update: Dell actually apologized before we posted this article, 'cause we're dumb."

    You're doing them a huge disservice by letting this stand uncorrected, kdawson.

    1. Re:As another poster has already pointed out, by zen-theorist · · Score: 2, Funny

      And this article was posted to Slashdot AFTER that happened, and there is STILL no "Update: Dell actually apologized before we posted this article, 'cause we're dumb."

      You're doing them a huge disservice by letting this stand uncorrected, kdawson.

      dont worry, slashdot editors usually include this information by the third dupe.
    2. Re:As another poster has already pointed out, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just in case the "editors" are not aware: part of the job of an editor is to ask for a statement from the company (or person) you publish a story about. You don't have to print the statement, but it is expected that you reconsider what you publish if the other party states that the story is substantially false.

    3. Re:As another poster has already pointed out, by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Dell already apologized:
       
      I notice there is no mention in that "apology" of how they will prevent this situation occurring the next time.
       
      Are you sure that counts as an apology in its current form?
       
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    4. Re:As another poster has already pointed out, by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You're doing them a huge disservice by letting this stand uncorrected, kdawson.

      And you're sucking their corporate cock by your complaint.

      So what if they apologized? I can punch you in your face and break your nose and apologize, but it won't unbreak your nose.

      By sending the notice in the first place, Dell is contributing to a chilling effect in the sharing of information.

      The fact that they sent the notice is news. The fact that they apologized is also news, and you have shared the thought with us. But it doesn't make them not assholes. It makes them assholes who noticed that they had offended their customer base and acted to minimize the damage.

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  14. Growing logarithmically? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...with the number of hits growing logarithmically."

    Heck, that doesn't sound so bad. :-)

  15. this is exactly why i dont buy anything from dell by atarione · · Score: 0, Redundant

    the 16 different prices for the same thing depending on how you get to the item.

    digging around the internet for working dell coupon codes...bah...

    I just hate the amount of fucking around necessary to not get hosed trying to buy something from them.

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  16. Dell needs to quit the shell-game. by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Being cagey about their pricing only pisses off the customers and makes dell look like a fly-by-night operation.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Dell needs to quit the shell-game. by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I'd be much more likely to consider a Dell, if I could trust that the price I SEE is the best one that I'm going to get from them. No wondering if I can get a better deal with some random coupon code, or if I configure it by starting from a different vantage point.

    2. Re:Dell needs to quit the shell-game. by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Or getting a better price if you call and haggle.

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  17. kiosk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell kiosk manager = guy who works in a mall, and not even in an actual shop.

  18. No GAL within Dell??? by mtmra70 · · Score: 1

    4. Dell corporate email - As of December 2006, everybody (save Michael Dell) working for Dell U.S. has the same form of email address: firstname_lastname@dell.com. Michael Dell's does not follow this pattern and is changed immediately whenever the current one is discovered by lower-level employees or the public.

    Interesting. Why would a company shield certain email addresses from others? I work at a fortune 500 pharmacutical company and any employee or contractor can see any email address, all the way to the CEO.
    1. Re:No GAL within Dell??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CEO of a high profile company is certain to receive lots of outside email that he does not have time to personally attend to. He probably has more important correspondence he needs to pay attention to.

    2. Re:No GAL within Dell??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree that the general public should get another due the sheer volume of mail it would receive but to not have your employees be able to e-mail you seems like a symptom of a cultural problem within the organization.

    3. Re:No GAL within Dell??? by alen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      because no one complains to the CEO of Pfizer when their Viagra doesn't work that well. if your PC crashes and you can't understand tech support and everyone knows Michael Dell's email, his mailbox is going to get pounded with thousands of help me messages and he may miss something important

    4. Re:No GAL within Dell??? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      he may miss something important
      Dealing with and insuring that your customers are satisfied isn't important?
       
      Without the customers, there is no company!
       
      I'd say that responding to the customers' help-me messages is pretty damn important; if he needs assistance to cope with the volume of mail, hire someone!

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    5. Re:No GAL within Dell??? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      hire someone!
      Sure there are people hired to deal with unhappy customers. How good a job they do is debatable but they undoubtablly are there.

      If people knew the CEOs direct contact address they would use it to try and bypass the normal procedures in the hope of getting a more sympathetic ear than those whose job it is to be yelled at all day by unhappy customers. In the process they would overwhelm him with mail, of course he could have mail to his address handled by underlings but that would just turn it into another support address and make it no use for its primary purpose.

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    6. Re:No GAL within Dell??? by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit skeptical of that claim. I find it highly unlikely that everyone who works at Dell has a unique enough name that they can keep the exact same format for each employee. And as to Michael Dell's email changing whenever someone figures it out... have these guys heard of spam filters? Even if that didn't work, get a secretary or someone to filter out the real email from the bogus ones sent by random members of the media or naive employees who think that if email their CEO they may be more likely to get a raise. It shouldn't be very difficult for them to filter out the emails he doesn't want to have to read from the real ones.

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    7. Re:No GAL within Dell??? by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      if he needs assistance to cope with the volume of mail, hire someone!
      He did hire some people, and then he streamlined the process even more by having you just talk to them instead of routing your email through him!
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  19. I do not think it means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what she thinks it means: "with the number of hits growing logarithmically."

    If the website hits are growing logarithmically, then they are growing very very slowly. Oh well, expecting reps to really understand something 'technical' like logarithmic vs exponential growth is too much. And she probably earns way more than me as well, which is just a real shame. Dell should get a refund from her.

  20. Re:wtfraud? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm goig to buck the slashdoxy and defend Dell. Please read the full post before modding down.

    Doesn't #3 bother anyone else? It is explicit instructions on how to commit insurance fraud. If I were Dell management, I'd want it taken down for that reason alone. ( How would you feel if someone posted your bank password on the net, thus enabling any reader to defraud you? )

  21. Stop smoking your hippie dust by megaditto · · Score: 5, Insightful
    FTFA:

    3. Extended warranty for laptops - Do it for as long as you feasibly see using your laptop, and include accidental. Two years is typically the lifecycle from "new product" to "no longer produced/no more refurbs" though YMMV. Once your model is off the refurb site, drop it. Voila! New laptop. The standard warranty will not cover any screen defects.
    That's not "keeping people honest," that's encouraging fraud and abuse of the warranty system. Also see their suggestion on how to get Dell reps to steal printer ink for you ("offer cash")
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    1. Re:Stop smoking your hippie dust by drDugan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Maybe this was just a troll, but I don't think so. It sounds that you really believe you are in the right. Do you think that preventing people from sharing information with legal action is the correct way for corporations to maintain their profit margins? Please do elaborate.

      And that "hippie dust" you smell, that is called compassion and balance, and it is fueled by what many call "web 2.0" - a revolution in human norms with several billion people all awakening to the gross and ridiculous activities of many wealthy corporations of the world. You really should live it up while you still can karma will catch you.

      Your attempt at a pejorative dig shows how intolerant and ignorant you are of what is happening outside of the TV-drivel-eating masses in the US-centric, capitalist, English-speaking money-worship isolated culture you espouse.

      Nice cherry-pick on your retort too. The OP was written after I RTFA and your bolding of one phrase to support your argument is, well, powerful in it's own way.

    2. Re:Stop smoking your hippie dust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this over pointing out it is not 'cool' to advice people to break the law? It's not only legally wrong to cheat the warranty, it is also morally wrong and reprehensible to mislead people into thinking otherwise ("It's OK, kid. Just destroy your laptop and you get a new one for FREE!!!111! Hey, you already paid for complete care, they owe it to ya.")

      Is it apropriate to use legal means to stop people from 'sharing information'? That depends on your attitude to the 'information.' Do you like child porn 'information,' asshole? Do you like advice on how to stalk, catch, rape, and kill women? Do you like posting instructions for skript kiddies to hack and manipulate nuclear missile launch fascilities, aircraft control modules, and power stations?
      I say people who do that need help (psycho treatment, jail, etc.) but that's just me, sorry for not being web2.0 compliant, very sorry...

      Grow up already.

    3. Re:Stop smoking your hippie dust by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Maybe this was just a troll, but I don't think so. It sounds that you really believe you are in the right. Do you think that preventing people from sharing information with legal action is the correct way for corporations to maintain their profit margins? Please do elaborate.

      And that "hippie dust" you smell, that is called compassion and balance, and it is fueled by what many call "web 2.0" - a revolution in human norms with several billion people all awakening to the gross and ridiculous activities of many wealthy corporations of the world. You really should live it up while you still can karma will catch you.

      Your attempt at a pejorative dig shows how intolerant and ignorant you are of what is happening outside of the TV-drivel-eating masses in the US-centric, capitalist, English-speaking money-worship isolated culture you espouse.

      Nice cherry-pick on your retort too. The OP was written after I RTFA and your bolding of one phrase to support your argument is, well, powerful in it's own way.

      Amazing... all those paragraphs and not a single rebuttal.
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    4. Re:Stop smoking your hippie dust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to dive AC and start swearing, OK - but it makes for sweet irony you telling someone else to "grow up."

      Gloves are off.^H^H^H^H^H^H errr, I'm posting AC too.

      As for your concept of "breaking the law," where to begin? Laws are mostly bullshit. Yes really, they are... despite the static this idea causes in your head. There are 100 times more laws in the USA than there are words in the English language. When a police officer detains you, enters your home, or your business there are ALWAYS things they can catch you doing that are illegal. Always. And the really big laws and money redistributions are bought by paying politician.

      When you finally grow up, you'll realize this.

      What I'd like to know is where are all you small-picture law-thumpers have been lately - like over the last 6 years, while the rule of law the in world, specifically in the US has gone COMPLETELY out the window. The very highest law in the US, the Constitution is eviscerated, and all this righteous rage you spew trying to make people follow "the laws" seem just smoke and mirror to get your way. It sounds a lot more like: "Make everyone UNDER you follow the rules, but get away with what you can, and never hold those ABOVE you to the law." Pathetic, watching the country fall apart while weak-kneed people like you do nothing.

      Back to topic: As for information, you have no idea what you are talking about. I accept your apology, but it is unnecessary: the world will correct your intolerance and ignorance all by itself. Frankly I don't give a shit if you apologize for your desire to create even MORE tyranny in the world. I walk away and ignore you and people like you every day. I am procrastinating now, and tearing you a metaphorical new ass is fun.

      Actually, yes, photographs (containing ANY pixel combination) are just pictures, and no, the state should NOT ban the free exchange of ANY of them AT ALL between individuals. There is no "illegal information", at least in any sane and free society I want to live in. Sharing information hurts no one, ever, and it usually helps people quite a bit. There may be other situations that are harmful, illegal, and should be stopped that relate to information... The existence of information may lead us to know of actual crimes - but it is laziness, plain and simple on the part of law enforcement that makes photographs of naked children illegal. Once the crime of creating the child porn has occured, the photograph itself does not hurt the child. It is simply laziness to reach back into the results of an illegal act and make information possession also illegal - instead of doing the work to find and stop the criminals who actually harm children. Specious claims about information markets are crap. The markets already exist, and it is more efficient and harder to combat as a black market than if the photographs were legal and traceable. Frankly, the whole argument against child porn also falls apart in the face of overt human sales of children for sex and slavery all over the world still happening today.

      As for people knowing how to rape and kill, you're joking right? People have been doing that to each other since long before we could talk or write. Do you really need instructions? Maybe you think others do too? Thinking that making laws to keep people from posting it on the Internet is the height of technology hubris. Maybe you should refocus your efforts on helping to build a world where people don't want to kill and rape other people.

      What makes you think that just by making laws that it keeps the bad people from doing bad things? It doesn't work that way. Mostly, making laws keeps GOOD people (the law ABIDING and MORAL people) from doing bad things. People who want to destroy power stations, crash airplanes, etc. could give a rats ass about what is legal to post on the Internet. First, they are not searching online for instructions. Worse, it is the ILLUSION that we controlling this information, that are all kidding ourselves

    5. Re:Stop smoking your hippie dust by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      I've got to agree with the parent here. The attempt to control the situation by any means necessary is part of why the US is trading freedom for protection. More specifically, why we as citizens are letting it happen.

      It's not unnatural, or even that ineffective. I'd rather think that we could solve these problems in other ways, but that's pretty idealistic.

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    6. Re:Stop smoking your hippie dust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the hippie dust.

    7. Re:Stop smoking your hippie dust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would only be fraud if there was a specific "we won't replace your shit if you break it on purpose" clause in the warrenty, which there isn't on the more expensive ones. does that mean this is entirely honest? no. but it is not fraud.

  22. For laptops, go with the longest warranty possible by FuryG3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That advice was given in the article. I'd add to that: check your states lemon laws.

    I bought a Dell Inspiron 8200 when they first came out. I bought the extended warranty (3 years) and was very glad I did. Dell laptops are going to break. I had the little clip which holds the battery on break three times, the hard drive fail twice (and then the pins broke on the replacement hard drive, counting as a third breakage), I had it serviced for LCD-related issues three times, and there's some other problem I forgot about. This all happened over 3 years, and Dell was very quick on the gun to get my stuff fixed, usually sending replacement parts in 24 hours. I would have been screwed if I hadn't gotten the extended warranty.

    As my warranty period came up, I started to get worried. The laptop was going to break again, and I'd be out in the cold. Turns out, in CA, if you get a computer serviced 3 or more times for the same problem, you can demand your money back. After some arguing with the Dell guys, they sent me an 8500 (refurb). My 3 year warranty expired the next week.

    Point is: Paying the extra couple hundred bucks for the warranty saves you from buying a new laptop. After a feeling of joy, I felt a bit guilty about getting 2 laptops for the price of one. Then again, Dell chose to make laptops which fail constantly, not me...

  23. Maybe some trouble for the lawyer. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    Dell's attorney (Tracy Holland) was told that he would be contacted by the attorney representing Consumerist. This indicates that Consumerist is represented by counsel. In most states, the bar rules prohibit an attorney from directly communicating with represented opposing parties.

  24. Re:For laptops, go with the longest warranty possi by Blahbooboo3 · · Score: 1

    Yes, but as a consumer did you choose the Dell unit because of the low price or you liked the actual design/functionality?

    Point is we consumers do it to ourselves. We want the cheapest possible product, then wonder why the quality is low. This is with all things nowdays, ESPECIALLY airlines!

    Sometimes you do get what you pay for :)

  25. those dumb categories by kisrael · · Score: 1

    "1. Small business is better than home and home office "

    This is one prime reason why I never order online from dell. I just have this deep feeling that they shouldn't care about why I'm buying this computer... just give me the best deal, which frankly, ain't gonna very that much whether I'm a big company or joe blow. (Yes, I know bulk purchasers et bulk discounts, but still)

    So that, plus, call me old fashioned, but if it's a model I don't know, I need to touch and feel the formfactor first hand, especially for laptops.

    Micro Center in Cambridge ahoy!

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  26. #6 in the kiosks... by Aladrin · · Score: 3, Informative

    #6 in the kiosks section is my favorite: "Don't be surprised if the salesman asks really base/borderline-insulting questions if you act interested. They think you're a secret shopper."

    Nothing like pissing off legit customers so you can score a little higher on a phony performance score. A store I worked at dropped the mystery shopper crap while I worked there, but never explained the reason. I strongly suspect it was because the test isn't grounded in reality, but in the random chance of a single shopper once a month. They replaced it with a survey system, which is probably almost as bad... Surveys only get the best and the worst answer... Why would someone take the time to fill out a 'I got pretty normal service' answer? They don't, even if you offer $$$ prizes randomly.

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    1. Re:#6 in the kiosks... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of "secret shopper", "mystery shopper", or whatever the concept is called. Could you please explain it?

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    2. Re:#6 in the kiosks... by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      The two concepts are basically thew same. The company (often at corporate level) hires people (more often hires a separate company that hires people) to purchase a product from the store and report back on the service, etc. The "secret shopper" is reimbursed, and may even be paid. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_shopping

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    3. Re:#6 in the kiosks... by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      My sister had one of these a few years back and it was always quite obvious as they never bought anything except a chocolate bar at the cash register and had a big clipboard.

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    4. Re:#6 in the kiosks... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      The others have it basically correct. There are companies that a business can hire that have someone come in and do certain things in the store, depending on the store's needs. In our store, they were to check out the tech department and note how long it took to be greeted, ask a few questions, and then basically do that in 2 other departments. Sometimes they buy something so they can check out at the register as well. They are almost always reimbursed for whatever they buy, and it wasn't a candy bar for us, because it would be too obvious.

      Companies that do it well, you cannot tell who the mystery shopper is. In the year and a half I worked there, we never once figured out who a mystery shopper was for sure, though we suspected 1 person that we never saw again. One of the managers, when he was at a previous store, DID figure out who the mystery shopper was for that store. I forget how, but it involved a bit of deceit.

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    5. Re:#6 in the kiosks... by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      At a fast food restaraunt...

      We had secret shoppers - it wasn't just one person though. But they'd come through the drive-through and then come in and order the same thing.

      The basic idea is they are grading you on certain criteria.

      In my case, the quality and accuracy of the food and if you tried to up-sell, things of that nature. The store would then get a score card.

      It's not really a bad idea. The company sets certain guidelines for service and they expect you to meet them. You shouldn't be treated negatively because of a secret shopper because - well - that's the way you should be treated anyways. Personalized service is nice but when you are paying someone 6-7$ a hour to do a monotonous task - don't get your hopes up... Routines set in.

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  27. Re:wtfraud? by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

    Is #3 really insurance fraud, or just advice on what insurance not to buy? Maybe telling the world that most laptop lines are only supported for two years is more than Dell would like to admit, but it's not like any informed consumer think that any laptop is going to up to date for more than a few years. This was no great secret.

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  28. Re:For laptops, go with the longest warranty possi by Sancho · · Score: 1

    I chose Dell because of the design/functionality. I love the 15" Latitude/Precision keyboards. Page Up/Page Down are in the right place, as are Home and End, and it has the nubby eraser mouse (which I like more than the touchpad for most things).

    Lenovo has similar keyboards, but doesn't tend to have notebooks with decent video cards.

  29. Re:SLASHDOT IS LATE. Dell already apologized yeste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Listen. It's slashdot. You get half the story 3 days after it happens and you like it. Understand?

  30. Re:wtfraud? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As you say, other parts of the same paragraph may indeed offer advice on what insurance to buy or not buy, but quoting from item #3 of the website in question: "Once your model is off the refurb site, drop it. Voila! New laptop."
    This looks pretty clear to me. On a certain date, deliberately damage the merchandise, and the insurance that you bought will get you a new one. This part is advice on how to commit fraud. Surrounding it with other advice doesn't change that.

  31. Re:SLASHDOT IS LATE. Dell already apologized yeste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lionel Menchaca at Dell says, "Ok, we goofed. We shouldn't have sent a notice". Find his full blog entry at: http://direct2dell.com/one2one/archive/2007/06/16/ 18397.aspx [direct2dell.com]
    Thanks for the scoop, Dell PR team.
  32. Dell already apologized... by legoman666 · · Score: 1

    As posted on Arstechnica 6 hours before this was posted on Slashdot, Dell already apologized for overreacting. The apology can be read here: http://direct2dell.com/one2one/archive/2007/06/16/ 18397.aspx

    1. Re:Dell already apologized... by tooyoung · · Score: 1

      As posted on Arstechnica 6 hours before this was posted on Slashdot, Dell already apologized for overreacting
      As posted on slashdot, 3 hours before you posted.
  33. A Few More Points by chill · · Score: 4, Informative

    Dell's business sales reps work on quarterly quotas. The closer you get to the end of the quarter, the more they're willing to give you. The trick is, their quarters are shifted by one month. Instead of Jan-Feb-Mar, their quarter is Feb-Mar-Apr. So if you can get quotes in the first week of April, then hold off until the last week, they'll call you and offer all sorts of incentives to close the deal.

    Same goes for July, Oct and Jan.

    * * *

    ALWAYS check the website for deals. Probably 1 in every 5 times I've gotten quotes from our Small Business Sales rep I've found better deals online. Tell them and they'll match or beat it.

    * * *

    Get your Small Business Sales Rep to set you up a custom page with the equipment you normally order, INCLUDING ADD-ONS. For over a year I was able to purchase 15K RPM SCSI drives off of the custom page for 1/3 the price quoted on the normal site. Ditto for rack rails, RAID kits and extra CPUs.

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  34. Re:wtfraud? by schwaang · · Score: 1

    Yes it's unethical. I'd never do that on purpose myself, but it's good to know anyway.

  35. Re:For laptops, go with the longest warranty possi by akintayo · · Score: 1

    I chose Dell 3 times because I am cheap. Which laptop brand would you recommend on quality ?

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  36. Re:For laptops, go with the longest warranty possi by Nimey · · Score: 1

    We order about a dozen or more Dell Latitudes every year, and we don't have problems like you describe. Even our older D800s and D600s are working well, and they're out of warranty. We still have inevitable things like hard drives dying and batteries going flat, but that happens to everyone.

    Now, they had bought some Inspirons before I started there, and some of those are getting a bit naff; we've had a few docking stations go bad, for example. But the Lats are business-class and the Inspirons are consumer-grade, so that's not unexpected.

    Moral: you get what you pay for. Their business-class stuff is usually a bit behind the times (still not selling C2D 6420 processors, for example) and weaker on graphics, but usually well-built.

    I'd still build my own desktop PC, but alas don't have that luxury with a lapdog.

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  37. Much of this I consider to be common sense by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...the rest might be garnered from experience and understanding of how their business model works.

    I didn't realize, however, that there would be a noticable difference in cost depending on which type of shopping you do. I will keep that tip in mind.

    As for the warranty stuff? Definitely. And *USE* the warranty. I must say, I feel a little guilty if I were to intentionally break my laptop at the end of the warranty. That's just plain abusive and dishonest. But on the other hand, if I have an actual accident, I like knowing I can get it fixed. That said, I bought my current Dell laptop some time ago and I had forgotten that I had any warranty at all. When I realized that I was good until 2009, I called support and told them my keyboard needs to be replaced. Okay, so not really... I mean it's "worn" but it was functional. (Except when I've been playing UT2004... then sometimes the keyboard doesn't seem so responsive... but maybe that's me.) But I ordered a new one anyway. I do think my processor cooling fan is making a bit more noise than it did when it was new so I will probably make another warranty call some time before the warranty is out as well. And I ask myself once more... would I really "drop it" to get a new laptop? No... I just can't bring myself to even think about it. It's sorta sacriligeous doncha think? Who knows... I might change my mind when the time comes.

    Lately, I have found that the last few calls I have made to Dell support has gone through central America and their accents were more than acceptable. I was very pleased with Dell's selection. I mean I'd prefer that Dell hired college kids for their support... fairly bright and fairly inexpensive. But I could barely detect much of an accent from the central Americans that I heard and they also had no difficulty understanding me.

    Dell's service and pricing options are good especially when consumers know about it. Frankly, even though it's a guide to abusing Dell's good faith, it still shows Dell in pretty good light since they do offer these kinds of options for people. After all, even at the cost of giving bad people good service, it still offers good value to good people and I want to believe good people are in the majority.

    1. Re:Much of this I consider to be common sense by mechapants · · Score: 1

      Dell support is located in ottawa canada. if you get someone with a accent, call back and you'll probably get a native english person. I don't work there, but can see the building when I'm out for a smoke....rumor is that its all levels of support too. pay is good it seems for customer service.. oh and XPS goes up to level 3

  38. Re:wtfraud? by falsified · · Score: 1
    This will (rightly) be considered redundant but it bears repeating twice lest someone tries this:

    This is the exact definition of insurance fraud. Buying a policy with the explicit and premeditated goal of causing damage in order to collect on the policy is exactly what insurance fraud is.

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  39. Re:wtfraud? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    On a certain date, deliberately damage the merchandise, and the insurance that you bought will get you a new one.

    OK, yes, I completely understand your point and I wouldn't do it myself. On the other hand, the contract says "if you pay us money and break your laptop, we will replace it". I'm not really sure if I'd consider it fraud if someone does exactly what their contract permits them to do. Sleazy, sure. Fraudulent? I don't know; Dell wrote the contract and those are the terms they offered.

    Now, I have seen similar clauses used to protect the customer. My friend bought some random gadget from a big box store and realized that it didn't meet the specs on the box. When he tried to return it, the CS rep insisted that you could only return defective or damaged merchandise.

    Rep: So, you can't return that.
    Friend: Wait, your sign says that if it's broken I can.
    Rep: But it's not broken.
    Friend: ....yet. See where I'm going with this?
    Rep: Do you want that in cash or store credit?

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  40. Re:For laptops, go with the longest warranty possi by fireheadca · · Score: 1

    Yes, but as a consumer did you choose the Dell unit because of the low price or you liked the actual design/functionality?
    ...
    Sometimes you do get what you pay for :)

    Exactly, and expect it to function as such.

    If you are rough on things like I am, go with something rugged. Otherwise, you end up
    looking like a dumb caveman trying to preserve a battered butterfly.
  41. Re:For laptops, go with the longest warranty possi by smallfries · · Score: 1

    Nubby eraser mouse? I see that you're sitting on the fence a wee bit there.

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  42. Fraud requires dishonesty by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    Actually, insurance fraud doesn't require the decision to be premeditated before the purchase of the insurance policy. If I torched my house tomorrow & tried to collect my homeowner's insurance, it would still be fraud, even though when I bought it several years ago I wasn't intending to burn it down.

    Also, fraud requires deception. If my insurance policy didn't exclude damage intentionally inflicted by me, I could burn it down & it wouldn't be fraud. So, really, the requirement is lying in order to collect an insurance claim.

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  43. But... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... I still get a brand new laptop right?

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    1. Re:But... by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ... I still get a brand new laptop right?


      Yes, but the downside is that you'll have to spend the rest of your life with a known criminal: you. Personally I think that's too high a price to pay for a lousy Dell laptop.

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    2. Re:But... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Personally I think that's too high a price to pay for a lousy Dell laptop.
      Yeah, but what if it were a fantastic Dell laptop?

      No need to answer. It's all a joke anyway.
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    3. Re:But... by xappax · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the downside is that you'll have to spend the rest of your life with a known criminal: you. Personally I think that's too high a price to pay for a lousy Dell laptop.

      Alignment: Lawful Neutral

  44. don't be maligning hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've obviously been watching too much South Park or something.
    Real hippies are nothing like the Ferengis who would try to get a new laptop this way.

  45. obligatory IAALIA by Travoltus · · Score: 4, Informative

    (I am a licensed insurance agent)

    You're right. It's called a moral hazard.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_hazard#Moral_Ha zard_in_Insurance

    The writer of this article needs to apologize publicly for encouraging this.

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    1. Re:obligatory IAALIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The link you provided gives even more examples of how to benefit from scamming a type of insurance policy. You gave even more information on how to scam on an insurance claim. How is your post any different from the authors?

      Take the following example.
      a) Jimmy on the corner over there is selling bootleg CD's, he is ripping of the RIAA, don't buy from him.
      b) If you want cheap CDs, and not pay the higher RIAA prices, see Jimmy on the corner.

      Both examples give the same exact information. Anyone can deduce from either example that Jimmy is doing something illegal, Jimmy is selling non authorized CD's (bootleg), Jimmy is selling CDs cheaper then the store. Those all common facts for people selling bootlegs. All of those facts are included in both representative sentences above. The same information can be taken from both statements. The information that someone needs to get bootleg CDs is in both statements. Both can and do contribute to the same end result. Adding an opinionated ending to both statements above changes the statements from good citizen to aiding and abetting an illegal act.

      Burning down your building to claim insurance losses is a good way to
      [1] recover from a failing business and get some of your money back without losing everything.
      [2] end up in jail because you are committing insurance fraud and causing others to pay more for insurance and risking emergency response personnel.

      Okay, I gave both examples, am I a good citizen or aiding someone in committing a crime? Am I capable of affecting someone enough to actually go through or prevent someone from burning their business down?

    2. Re:obligatory IAALIA by mark-t · · Score: 1

      The link you provided gives even more examples of how to benefit from scamming a type of insurance policy. You gave even more information on how to scam on an insurance claim. How is your post any different from the authors?

      In a word: context.

      The original article suggests deliberately damaging the laptop in the context of apparently presenting a perfectly acceptable means to get a new one, whereas the wiki page referred to above only discusses such methods in the context of them being considered as what they really are: fraud.

    3. Re:obligatory IAALIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does not matter what the context was, the fact and method were posted in each. That was the point of my whole post. Why does changing one or two words that change the context make one a responsible post and the other not a responsible post. Did you really need reminded in the Dell post that dropping your laptop on purpose was fraud? Obviously not because you are here right now pointing that out to everyone. Are you manipulated that easily? The context you are referring too is the authors opinion of the situation. You are still free to form your own opinion based on the actual facts.

      [fact]htttp://some.random.site has links to porn.[/fact] [opinion]This is disgusting and must be removed immediately[/opinion]
      [fact]htttp://some.random.site has links to porn.[/fact] [opinion]This is awesome and everyone should enjoy[/opinion]

      The fact is the same in both sentences. For the people that are looking for porn, either statement would be helpful and neither post is going to change their mind whether they visit the site or not. Conversely, people that have no interest in porn or are actively against porn are not going to visit the site because someone said it was awesome and worth visiting. Context, or the opinion of the author, does not matter to the reader.

    4. Re:obligatory IAALIA by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Whether there's any so-called "logic" to it is irrelevant if that's just the way things are.

      For example, it's more acceptable to ask a close friend or family member for keys to their car than it is a complete stranger. The methods can be identical but the different context makes all the difference in the world as to how it would be interpreted by other people.

    5. Re:obligatory IAALIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's just the way things are for you, not everyone. The context portion used in all of the above examples (including both the original dropped laptop and the business burning examples) is nothing more then someone trying to take the same exact facts and get you to think a certain way. Basically providing facts and drawing the conclusion for you. You seem to consider the conclusion part as part of the facts. You are an advertisers dream.

  46. Re:wtfraud? by transporter_ii · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we could all get a lower price on Dell computers if everyone skips the insurance fraud, otherwise EVERYONE pays for that new laptop...one way or the other.

    Transporter_ii

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  47. dell deals on things besides CPUs by v1 · · Score: 1

    I was shocked when I was shopping for a new digital camera and found the best deal at Dell. This was for a Canon PowerShot S3 IS. Everyone and their dog was selling it for between $300 and $400. Then out of the woodwork comes Dell, $239.

    I have no idea why it was so cheap from Dell but I am not going to complain. I have no intention of ever buying anything with the Dell brand name on it, but I have no problem buying non branded peripherals from them on the cheap. $60 off a normally bottom-dollar-$300 product is quite amazing.

    Their printers are garbage though, they are the absolute bottom of the line HPs you see at places like best buy for $59, rebranded Dell.

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    1. Re:dell deals on things besides CPUs by Surt · · Score: 1

      I found a similar deal at dell for my Powershot S80. Everyone was at $450-$500 at the time on pricegrabber. $300 one week at dell.

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    2. Re:dell deals on things besides CPUs by jthuck · · Score: 1

      I believe Dell rebrands Lexmark, not HP (but yes, they suck either way)

      Just FYI

  48. I wish Dell the best by anubi · · Score: 1
    Michael Dell started out an innovator.

    He made some neat stuff, and it sold like hotcakes.

    Every time I go to the mall, I always stop by the Dell booth to see when their new Linux boxes are coming out.

    I want a good Linux laptop so bad - one preloaded with all the internet, office, music and video acquisition apps, and so forth, designed from the get-go to run fast and efficient.

    I am not interested in trying to piecemeal a box if someone out there will standardize a box of public software.

    If Dell piddle-paddles around this, its only a matter of time before I find what I want in Wal-Mart, most likely of Chinese manufacture.

    Michael Dell offered us an alternative to Compaq.

    I hope China does not have to offer us an alternative to Dell.

    Many of us have had it up to here with proprietary software and all the reload problems we have in the event of virus or nonvolatile memory replacement.

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    1. Re:I wish Dell the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope China does not have to offer us an alternative to Dell.

      Where exactly do you think the parts in your Dell come from?

    2. Re:I wish Dell the best by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      Dell, an innovator? Just what is so innovative about assembling parts from the cheapest bidders (most of those bidders being in China, btw). Dell has never had more than a token R&D department; it is one of their methods for keeping costs down (that, and the whole lowest-bidder thing for parts...).

    3. Re:I wish Dell the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I want a good Linux laptop so bad - one preloaded with all the internet, office, music and video acquisition apps, and so forth, designed from the get-go to run fast and efficient.

      Have you looked at System76?

    4. Re:I wish Dell the best by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      (that, and the whole lowest-bidder thing for parts...)

      Yeah, but that's never bit them in the ass at all. Oh, wait....

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    5. Re:I wish Dell the best by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      An innovator in business practices, not so much the actual PCs.
      The whole built-just-in-time philosophy, only selling via phone or web order - making the production and sale of its gear incredibly efficient. I don't know what the profit margin on Dell stuff is, but I'd be surprised if it were above 4%...

    6. Re:I wish Dell the best by dAzED1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you're talking about a business model that has been around for thousands of years. Go to any restaurant, what happens? They ask you what you want. They give you a menu of options, and you select the one closest to what you like, do a little fine-tuning (from fast-food places where you tell them "mustard, hold the pickles," to elegant places where you can pretty much just describe what you want or tell the chef to make anything that doesn't have mushrooms).

      That business model is ancient. And the phone/catalog thing? Ever hear of Sears & Roebuck? Yeah, phone/catalog is so innovative...

    7. Re:I wish Dell the best by anubi · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the link.

      I am looking for something with video capture capability (S-video/RGB to MPEG/DIVX).

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    8. Re:I wish Dell the best by Azure+Khan · · Score: 1

      Allow me to clear up some of your business misconceptions when it comes to this. As a former Dell employee, one who has seen it fall from it's glory days to this hellish nightmare in which it wallows, one thing can be said: The Dell business model was LIGHTYEARS ahead of all of its competitors.

      This is not about catalog ordering. It's nothing so simple as "go to a restaurant and get what you one". Imagine if you did run your restaurant, but you had to prepare every dish you conceived someone might order, and then send it out and hope your waiters could "sell" those dishes to the customers. This is how retail computer sales had worked to this point. The Dell business model is about three words: SUPPLY CHAIN, INVENTORY, and CASH FLOW CYCLE (technically, 6 words, three concepts, but who's counting). Dell managed to work out a system that was so effective that Dell managed to maintain only 3 days of inventory and still produce products ON TIME. At the same time, the direct payment model changed the way cash flowed to the company. At companies like Compaq, the company basically built each machine on speculation. They would build the machine, send it to the distributor, that would go to the retail store, and the sales floor would sell it. This meant that Compaq, at any given time, would have up to 3 WEEKS of inventory on hand, and would not receive the money for the actual machine they built for 15-20 days. Dells cash flow was -4 days. Because users paid online before the machine was built, Dell never had to borrow capital...the money was already in the bank. They would never default, and never had to worry about overages or returns.

      Where Dell went wrong was it's relentless pursuit for #1, at all costs. When we were #3, behind Compaq and HP, there was always that...we'll be #1. When Michael was in charge, it was about being #1 by doing what was right by the customer, by being the better company. But he placed his company in the hands of micro-managers, and it was about being #1 by doing anything you had to. Cutting costs, cutting service, cutting jobs, cutting corners. At this point, it's an uphill battle for Dell, and unless Mr Dell tries to recapture that old magic, they will remain floundering, in my opinion.

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    9. Re:I wish Dell the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, because Dell was the only company to but IBM Deskstars. Not to mention, IBM drives aren't bottom of the barel, this particular drive series had issues (I sought mine out before the problems were discovered, and never encountered a problem) but in general they were above average. Personally, I'm just tired of Maxtor's failing on me, I have a standing request at Dell "No Maxtors" that they honor

      Another example might have been the problem capacitors that affected all Optiplex GX270's we had (not really a Dell issue, a bad supplier had sold flawed components to just about everybody). Dell shops for what everybody does, the best price on components that meet the requirements, and short of testing every component (EMC for one does this, explaining the insane cost of their high end), its up to each company to decide if a new vendor can deliver the goods or might be supplying counterfiet goods (under-spec/mislabeled/poor qa/etc)

    10. Re:I wish Dell the best by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      and my burger isn't made until I order it. (well, if I ordered burgers...)

      There is no misconception on my part.

    11. Re:I wish Dell the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fall from it's glory days

      "its".

  49. THINK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The key is to think first: http://www.centernetworks.com/dell-forgets-to-thin k-first-thinks-last Dell forgot to think first.

  50. The best way to get a deal from Packard Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is to avoid them. Build your own computer and you can get the best parts that will work with either Windows or Linux. Packard Dell's quality assurance has been non existant for quite sometime.

  51. Re:wtfraud? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we could all get a lower price on Dell computers if everyone skips the insurance fraud, otherwise EVERYONE pays for that new laptop...one way or the other.

    Doubtful. Dell isn't in the insurance business per se - they probably have an underwriter take care of it for Dell - insurance is tricky business involving actuaries and probabilities and all sorts of lame stuff a computer company shouldn't be involved in.

    Considering this is an optional warranty coverage that you pay extra for, the cost of that warranty coverage might go up, but not the laptop price.

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  52. Re:wtfraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The standard for such contracts is "accidentally broke your laptop". This is quite different from "deliberately broke your laptop", and this difference is called insurance fraud. At least in my country (Norway), there are quite severe penalties for it. Also, it is theft - both from Dell, and if you don't get caught, ultimately from other people purchasing insurance (assuming an honest insurer, which I think we can assume.)

  53. Re:wtfraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #3 bothered me too.

    The rest of what he had to say was stuff on how to look around for a good deal. They might not LIKE someone giving potential customers that advice, but I can't see where they have any basis for objecting to it.

    But (paraphrased) "drop your laptop so you can get a new one through your 'accidental' repair warranty?" I wouldn't want someone who gave that kind of advice working for me!

  54. Text of Dell Apology by tcrown007 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dell's 23 Confessions

    Now's not the time to mince words, so let me just say it... we blew it.

    I'm referring to a recent blog post from an ex-Dell kiosk employee that received more attention after the Consumerist blogged about it, and even more still after we asked them to remove it.

    In this case, I agree with what Jeff Jarvis had to say: instead of trying to control information that was made public, we should have simply corrected anything that was inaccurate. We didn't do that, and now we're paying for it.

    I believe in the customer voice--that's why I signed up for this job in the first place. There's simply no cheating the system. When we're on the right track, folks tend to say some good things about us (or at least give us a second chance). When we mess up, they let us know quickly and vocally. Then everyone watches our reaction like a hawk.

    Now, if you'll allow me to shift gears just a bit, here's our own 22 23 Confessions list:

    1) Ok, we goofed. We shouldn't have sent a notice. To my earlier point, we appreciate the reminder from the community. Point taken. Yesterday, we also responded to a related IdeaStorm idea from user jmxz. To see more, take a look for comments from our own dell_admin1 and my good pal richard_b.

    2) An easy way to scope out deals is to go to the Home and Home Office section of Dell.com and click "As Advertised." In other words, click here. You can see what we're currently offering and then chat live with a rep if you like.

    3) We have simplified our pricing and promos. We have reduced the number of promotions per product line and the number for a single product. We've also simplified our rebates.

    4) Small Business will be different than Home and Home Office soon. There will be a real difference between systems we offer to consumers vs. small business users that goes beyond price. Since these details depend on upcoming changes in both our Inspiron line and our small business systems, I can't share more details just yet, but you will hear more in a few weeks.

    5) We are committed to being the greenest technology company on the planet. It's the right thing to do for ourselves, our environment and our customers. See details in the Programs section of this page for more information.

    6) When your computer's effective life has ended, we still care about it as much as you do, so we provide free recycling for all consumers worldwide. We can't wait for our competitors to catch up, since we all benefit from improving our environment. Please remind them.

    7) We don't think many people get excited when they have to call the Geek Squad, wait around at their house and then fork over cash when you can do the same thing in the comfort of your home on your own schedule for free. Maybe we're crazy, but we think this is more effective. Turns out our customers seem to agree. DellConnect has helped over 5 million consumers for free and has a 93% satisfaction rate in a little over one year of service. Other tools like PC-Tune-Up help automate confusing aspects of system maintenance And new tools like Dell Support Center centralize system-specific information and provide several options for reaching support to make troubleshooting easier.

    8) What if you only had to make one click to make a difference in the environment? Well, we do this everyday via our Plant a Tree for Me program. Through it, we empower our consumers to offset their system's carbon footprint by making a small contribution to purchase a tree at the time of purchase or whenever you want. And, Michael Dell is personally matching any contribution you make in June, July and August.

    9) We normally wouldn't have said this in the past, but we have some very cool PCs being introduced later this month. Stay tuned and you'll see what we mean. Matter of fact, I've seen some pictures here and here.

    10) We have a very great way for all of our customers to share ideas with us at www.ideastorm.

    1. Re:Text of Dell Apology by Phoenix00017 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm going to both commend Dell for this move and attack them for turning it into a crappy promotion for themselves. Yes, they made a mistake. Yes, they listened and responded well. Bravo to them and their PR department for realizing the blunder and admitting to it (because, let's be honest - those 22 confessions were ways to get better deals on DELL systems: it was a giant ad for Dell anyway, I can't believe they decided to try to challenge it). However, the 23 "confessions" that Dell posted are utter PR crap.

      5) We are committed to being the greenest technology company on the planet. It's the right thing to do for ourselves, our environment and our customers. See details in the Programs section of this page for more information.

      9) We normally wouldn't have said this in the past, but we have some very cool PCs being introduced later this month. Stay tuned and you'll see what we mean. Matter of fact, I've seen some pictures here and here.

      *Puts on Jon Stewart voice* "All right guys, we admit it. We've been trying to hide it from you, but you found us out. We're trying to be eco friendly. We're a bit ashamed of it, but since we're now being open and honest with our consumers, we'll just say it. Oh, and why not really open up and show our underbelly to you: WE HAVE SOME AWESOME NEW SYSTEMS COMING OUT SOON!!!! GO TO OUR WEBSITE!!1!!11!"

      Plus, #23 is utter crap and was just put on there so they could literally 1-up the previous article. I've bought a lot of Dell's, and for the money they're some of the best computers you can get, but this kind of lame PR stunt, when they almost had a legitimately honest and strong response, just pisses me off.

  55. Watch the deals sites by TClevenger · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are lots of sites; I use hot-deals.org. They come up with deals that are hard to find on the site. (For instance, a slim C521 with an Athlon 3600 dual core, 1GB of RAM, 160GB, DVD burner and a fax modem for $219 with free shipping.) They also come up with great ideas I didn't think of (for instance, about a year ago, they configured a normally $2,100 dual-processor mirrored-RAID dual-power-supply server by buying two $600 servers and cannibalizing one for parts.)

    1. Re:Watch the deals sites by jeremyds · · Score: 1

      with an Athlon 3600 dual core, 1GB of RAM, 160GB, DVD burner and a fax modem for $219 You had me at fax modem.
    2. Re:Watch the deals sites by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Well hey, you can turn around and eBay that bad boy and get $5 back. :-)

  56. Re:For laptops, go with the longest warranty possi by tknd · · Score: 1

    You must be one of those guys that has a bad case with lemons. My experience has been totally different. My Dell 600m is more than 2.5 years old now and has had zero problems since I bought it. The only portion that really "broke" on the machine was the rubber feet things below the laptop. The glue was wearing out so they're starting to come off. I don't care too much about them because the actual functionality of the laptop is unaffected.

    The only part that started to show serious defects was the battery which gradually lost capacity. But even at 2 years, it was still decent capacity (barely 2 hours on a full charge). This is unavoidable as all batteries tend to lose capacity over time. But lucky for me, the battery never failed, and the big Sony battery recall fiasco caused me to get a free battery replacement. Now my battery is as good as new.

    I will admit that at times the casing can seem flimsy, but at the same time it can be a pretty expensive requirement to make a laptop with more rigid casing material. On the other hand, my friend owned a 14" macbook when we first entered college. Around the three year mark, the thing was falling apart and his battery wouldn't hold a charge. At least with a cheap dell, if it starts falling apart after three years, I don't feel bad about it. Had it been something more expensive and it starts to fall apart, I feel like my investment never paid for itself. But my 600m has far outlived my expectations and unless there's a seriously good laptop deal in the near future, I doubt I'll be replacing it for another year or so.

  57. Re:pseudo code solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And why couldn't i24 be a global variable modified by the function call? You fail it.

  58. Re:wtfraud? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Doesn't #3 bother anyone else? It is explicit instructions on how to commit insurance fraud. If I were Dell management, I'd want it taken down for that reason alone. ( How would you feel if someone posted your bank password on the net, thus enabling any reader to defraud you? )

    Yes, it's dishonest, but it's not at all comparable to exposing a bank password. It's more like saying "you can stuff a packet of smokes in your pocket at a supermarket and sneak out without paying". Dishonest, but anyone who was dishonest enough to do it can work that out for themself. Also, I think insurance companies will notice if you make pattern of making much claims, like shoplifting it's not risk free.

  59. Re:For laptops, go with the longest warranty possi by king-manic · · Score: 1

    I chose Dell 3 times because I am cheap. Which laptop brand would you recommend on quality ?

    Quality or price? how about Quality and Price. Just look at the dell product get nearly exactly the same specs at a whitebox mom and pop shop. Although the margin has closed between dell and the white boxes. It used to be a good 20-30% cheaper now it's closer to 5%.

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  60. Never had a problem with DFS by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Then I usually mail my payments the next day after receiving my statements. I do the same for any credit card I cannot easily pay online. I never had them late apply anything and I always buy with DPS when shopping with Dell as the 2-3% is a nice topper on most purchases.

    I do believe DFS is actually handled by a real bank, at least at the time I opened my account with Dell the information was picked up by an organization that wasn't named Dell nor based where they were, could be a front.

    I find that with most credit pay systems that if you cannot pay the day the statement arrives then you are better off without the credit.

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  61. They are the source for monitors by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    I haven't ever had a problem with their monitors. On most deals forums many people chime in to skip the "deal" and just get a dell xxxx monitor. Their 20, 22, and 24s, are recommended that buying someone else's is usually reserved for super deals.

    As for their PCs, well I build my own and my recent laptop was not a dell? Why not? Simple - I got one of those super stupid open-box but new in box machines from Best Buy when Vista rolled out simple because it wasn't pre-loaded with Visat (1999 original P105-9722 for 1299 with $200GC on top and free Vista Business Upgrade - go figure)

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  62. Re:wtfraud? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    This is not a standard contract. It is a total coverage no bullshit contract. If you break it, you do not need to prove it was accidental.

  63. Re:pseudo code solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And why couldn't i24 be a global variable modified by the function call? You fail it.

    No, because then it would be called gi24 or m_24. Or something.

  64. Re:SLASHDOT IS LATE. Dell already apologized yeste by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

    Listen. It's slashdot. You get half the story 3 days after it happens[...]
    ... twice.
  65. Re:wtfraud? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    No you're all just assuming intent.

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  66. Re:wtfraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely. But the really funny thing is just because a product isn't being sold as a refurb anymore doesn't mean they don't have tons and tons of parts available for it. After all, Dell is still sending out service techs for desktop models that aren't being sold anymore. I bet some people are going to be pretty pissed when they drop their notebook and try to get a new one, only to find that by returning to the depot, they get a franken-system. Same model built entirely out of refurb parts.

  67. Re:wtfraud? by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

    It turns out that there is public policy against compensating for fraud regardless of contract language. If you commit a crime no insurance or warranty contract will be enforcable regardless of its language.

  68. Re:wtfraud? by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

    It is incredibly unlikely that Dell uses real insurance for this product. The loss ratio on warranty contracts (the ratio of losses paid to premium recieved) is often under 10%. In almost no industry do you find bona fide insurance for these things. You find 'captive insurance companies' that are wholly owned by the firm involved, sometimes with a 'fronting insurance company' issuing the polciy. A 'fronting insurer' is a real insurance company that takes no risk and provides a policy and administration only.

    I personally worked on such deals for electronics, white goods and automotive industries; my firm consults with most of the Fortune 1000, and sees these deals on a regular basis. Based on my own experience I never buy the warranty. Only do it if you absolutely cannot afford to repair or replace yourself.

  69. Re:wtfraud? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    True, but it gets tricky when no crime has necessarily been committed. It's legal to break your own laptop, and the terms of the contract are that if your laptop is broken then they will replace it.

    Now, I'm not defending the practice, and I think it's a scummy thing to do. That doesn't automatically make it illegal, though. I could even imagine a moral defense of the behavior in that Dell offered those conditions to their customers, and it's not the customers fault for using them in ways that Dell had not intended. Again, I'm not condoning it, but I can see both sides of the issue.

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  70. Re:wtfraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  71. Why? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    This is probably fantastic advertising for Dell ... not only are we branding ourselves over and over reading this discussion, but there's probably thousands of people 'playing with the Dell website' and trying various ordering options as we speak. Which probably wouldn't have happened without the attention from the take-down notice. "Shh ... don't tell anyone, but you can get great deals from Dell if you know this secret inside info which has been leaked!"