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Ancestry.com To Add DNA Test Results

Spamicles writes "For less than $200 and a cheek-swiped cotton swab, you will soon be able to add DNA results to family tree Web sites. Ancestry.com plans to launch the DNA testing product by the end of summer, offering customers the possibility of finding DNA matches in the site's 24,000 genealogical databases. By taking a simple cheek-swab test and comparing results against DNA profiles in a test-results database, virtually anyone can uncover genealogical associations unimaginable just a few years ago. Users can easily connect with and discover lost or unknown relatives within a few generations, as well as gain insight into where their families originated thousands of years ago."

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  1. This has been available for a while by niceone · · Score: 5, Funny

    This has been available for a while at www.fbi.gov. Users can easily connect with and discover lost or unknown crimes they have committed, as well as gain insight into the legal system and prison food.

    1. Re:This has been available for a while by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All kidding aside ... would the FBI (or some other government or law enforcement agency) ever be able to request (wink wink) your DNA from ancestry.com? I doubt there's a 'web site/client' privilege to contend with. Is there any real expectation of privacy if you voluntarily submit it to them?

    2. Re:This has been available for a while by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      would the FBI (or some other government or law enforcement agency) ever be able to request (wink wink) your DNA from ancestry.com?
      Absolutely. They'd technically need a warrant, though. /snicker

      If it would help make the streets safer for our children, why would anyone have a problem with that?

      Sorry, full of the snark this morning.
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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    3. Re:This has been available for a while by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      IANAL, but I'm guessing that they could request your DNA from ancestry.com, and if the site refused to turn over results, they could probably get a subpoena as long as they were able to show reasonable cause. But this would be no different than getting DNA directly from you, which is much cleaner in terms of the chain of evidence.

      OTOH, as long as a doctor is the one obtaining the DNA, there is a degree of doctor/patient confidentiality. On the gripping hand, the courts generally will still issue a subpoena to get DNA from medical records (again, with reasonable cause), and I suppose it's no different in this case.

    4. Re:This has been available for a while by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      All kidding aside ... would the FBI (or some other government or law enforcement agency) ever be able to request (wink wink) your DNA from ancestry.com? I doubt there's a 'web site/client' privilege to contend with. Is there any real expectation of privacy if you voluntarily submit it to them?

      It's 2007, FBI is irrelevant. Just issue a DMCA takedown notice for your DNA and crime clues to them and they gotta comply.

      If they don't, sue their asses. That'll teach them. Amateurs.

    5. Re:This has been available for a while by niceone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They don't even have to get the data! They just have to take the DNA from the crime scene and submit it to this site... then whoever is closest related probably did it.

    6. Re:This has been available for a while by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

      IANAL, but I'm guessing that they could request your DNA from ancestry.com, and if the site refused to turn over results, they could probably get a subpoena as long as they were able to show reasonable cause. But this would be no different than getting DNA directly from you, which is much cleaner in terms of the chain of evidence.

      Or they could just ask RIAA to borrow their pretexting experts.

    7. Re:This has been available for a while by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Here's the worry, I think: law enforcement agencies could take a crime scene sample, run it against the entire Ancestry.com database, and decide that whoever comes up with the closest match must have done it. And in the current climate, they might well make it stick, even if the crime involves ... [gasp] pedophilia ... or [shock] terrorism ... or [falls over dead from the horror of it] record piracy.

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    8. Re:This has been available for a while by AvitarX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except if the get it from you. You can hire a lawyer and start planning your defense (weather guilty or not). If they get it from Ancestry.com they can keep you in the dark and blindside you months later.

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    9. Re:This has been available for a while by db32 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just gunna go out on a limb here, but I suspect that you are more likely to find the DNA match of a victim than a criminal. I may just be making broad generalizations here but I would suspect that most of the people who would submit their DNA to Ancestory.com are not the same type of people who go leaving their DNA at crime scenes, let alone are every around any crime scenes as anything other than a victim.

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    10. Re:This has been available for a while by Animaether · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm going to play devil's advocate here for a bit and say that just because somebody's DNA is found at a scene doesn't automatically make agencies go "he did it". It's -a- piece of evidence and one that can be discarded as easily as *snaps fingers* that if there's a good explanation.

      Now... if you have no alibi for the time they're placing the crime at, and no good explanation whatsoever of why your DNA would be there... yes, the police may investigate you a little closer. Still doesn't mean they'll just skip the whole investigation and trial thing and just lock you up 'because the DNA said he did it'. If they tried, then lawyers these days are quite savvy enough to come up with some reasonable explanation of why your DNA might be there (even if you can't), and the cops, too, know they'll need a little more than that to convince a judge/jury.

      I find automated bits and pieces just as scary as the next guy (probably a bit scarier because I've been detained at 3 separate events for carrying a camera with a suspicious looking lens (it's a fisheye) - one of which was a bomb scare - so yeah, I know how it feels to automatically be 'suspect'), but let's not blow things way out of proportion.

    11. Re:This has been available for a while by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would suspect that most of the people who would submit their DNA to Ancestory.com are not the same type of people who go leaving their DNA at crime scenes, let alone are every around any crime scenes as anything other than a victim.
      Sure, but if you get someone with enough similarities to suggest a familial connection, you can go interview them about their family.

      "Mrs. Scharffenberger, do you have any close relatives who live in the Mendocino area? Do you know where they were Saturday night?"
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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    12. Re:This has been available for a while by wealthychef · · Score: 1
      I would suspect that most of the people who would submit their DNA to Ancestory.com are not the same type of people who go leaving their DNA at crime scenes, let alone are every around any crime scenes as anything other than a victim.

      The world does not divide up into "good people" and "bad people." All good people do bad things, and all bad people do good things. All dumb people do smart things, and all smart people do dumb things. So I would suspect that you are absolutely wrong. And leaving your DNA at a crime scene does not mean you're guilty.

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    13. Re:This has been available for a while by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think it's blowing things out of proportion to say "this could be a problem." Look, I'm not saying Ancestry.com should be prohibited from doing what they're doing; I'm not even saying you shouldn't send them a sample if you're interested in genealogical research and think you might get something out of it. But it is a situation which deserves careful monitoring. The fact of the matter is, innocent people do get investigated, charged, and even convicted on the flimsiest of evidence, particularly when dealing with politically charged crimes.

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    14. Re:This has been available for a while by n-baxley · · Score: 1

      ahh, but what if your cousin is a criminal and HIS DNA is found at the crime scene? They stick his DNA in the system and out comes your name as a close match. So they call you up and you have no alibi. AND you get all nervous when the very nice FBI agents start asking you about your whereabouts related to a murder. Then what do you do?!

    15. Re:This has been available for a while by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      I'd most likely snitch on my cousin.

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    16. Re:This has been available for a while by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      The world does not divide up into "good people" and "bad people." All good people do bad things, and all bad people do good things. All dumb people do smart things, and all smart people do dumb things. So I would suspect that you are absolutely wrong. And leaving your DNA at a crime scene does not mean you're guilty. As someone who is "good people" I take a bit of offense at that kind of thinking. There most certainly are "bad people", who are distinctly different from "good people". I am no threat to society, because of my ethical standards and my sense of what is right. These standards coincide with what society expects of a law-abiding person. Because, it's the right thing to do. Criminals who have chosen to victimize members of society, on the other hand, I'm sorry, but they _are_ "bad people". The difference isn't subtle, and the "there but for fortune go you and I" type thinking is insulting to those of us who have not chosen to be bad people.

      Now that said, of course, your DNA being present at the crime scene doesn't mean you did it, any more than your fingerprints at the crime scene would. I don't think anyone has actually said it would, other than people using it as a red-herring. DNA evidence is just another method to be used in the detective work, and other than logistics, is pretty much equivalent to fingerprints from a crime perspective.
    17. Re:This has been available for a while by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      All good people do bad things, and all bad people do good things.

      Are we to understand you do bad things? Come along now. This won't hurt a bit...

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    18. Re:This has been available for a while by Bagggy · · Score: 1

      Is that to say you've never lied, even a little bit? You've never once said a not so nice thing to someone? And that said, all bad people have never done a good thing? They never once held a door open for someone? They hold no compassion for anyone or anything? Sorry, but there is no black and white, good and evil. Only shades of grey. A criminal that steals may have been left with two choices: starve or steal. Lose their home or steal. most "bad" people are the product of their environment, they weren't born that way, just as the "good" people were. It's a matter of circumstance, and while I consider myself a relatively good person, I take offense to the line of thinking that someone who commits a crime is simply a "bad person". It's a way of thinking that I'm sure makes your life easier, being able to split the world into two camps. But that's just not reality.

    19. Re:This has been available for a while by PhysicsPhil · · Score: 1

      Here's the worry, I think: law enforcement agencies could take a crime scene sample, run it against the entire Ancestry.com database, and decide that whoever comes up with the closest match must have done it.

      The police can't even do this with their own database yet. The administrators of the DNA database only provide names for exact DNA matches. One of the network news shows (Dateline, 60 Minutes, etc) had a piece not too long ago where the police submitted DNA from crime scenes and found the database had matches to relatives of the unknown sources, but couldn't get those names because it wasn't a perfect match.

    20. Re:This has been available for a while by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      You obviously missed the point being made.

      The Parent post did not indicate anything in regards to "if there are good people, or bad people" but pointed out that being a "bad person" doesn't preclude you from doing the same things that a "good person" does on their off time. Being a "good person" doesn't preclude you from doing things that "bad people" do on their time off.

      If you honestly think that the "bad people" out there just sit around being "bad" and thinking up new ways of being "bad", because they are "bad" then you probably want to have a talk with a mental health professional about persecution complexes.

      Criminals fall in love, get married, have families, and raise kids. Criminals play video games, read books, play sports. Criminals eat fast food, have gormet dinners in fancy resturants, and cook their own meals. Criminals speed, perpetually drive under the speedlimit, drive SUVs, drive pickups, drive sports cars, drive sedans, and even drive hybrid cars.

      In short, "Bad people" are just as likely to be into their geneology as "Good people" are.

      Besides, it's not like certian criminal organizations aren't built on the concept that you are "Family".

    21. Re:This has been available for a while by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      You make the assumption that the FBI (or whomever) is doing an open investigation. If they want to investigate you without your knowlege, this would make it easier for them.

      I don't know if doctor-patient confidentiality holds up against a subpoena with respect to physical evidence so much as things spoken between doctor and patient, but I could be wrong.

      Still, this isn't particularly recent news. Ancestry.com has been promoting DNA testing for quite a while. I don't know if they had any particular "product" on their website to make it easier, but it wasn't a hard stretch to assume they would soon if they didn't already.

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    22. Re:This has been available for a while by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      A criminal that steals may have been left with two choices: starve or steal. Lose their home or steal. As much as this scenario is bandied about, it's extraordinarily rare. We don't live in the middle ages, where a man with no means of support can only beg or steal. Dozens of organizations, both government and private, operate hundreds of programs for (at the very least) getting food to the hungry. As for anyone who steals to pay their rent, I guarantee that anyone who's industrious enough to steal enough to pay their rent, is capable of holding down a job, but chooses not to. The "good man forced to crime by circumstances" card is overplayed.
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    23. Re:This has been available for a while by djh101010 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is that to say you've never lied, even a little bit? You've never once said a not so nice thing to someone? And that said, all bad people have never done a good thing? They never once held a door open for someone? They hold no compassion for anyone or anything?

      Then you have completely missed my point. There is a huge difference between what you say above, and things like rape, murder, arson, etc. Those who commit the latter are the bad people. Those who do the former are merely imperfect and human.

      Sorry, but there is no black and white, good and evil. Only shades of grey. A criminal that steals may have been left with two choices: starve or steal. Lose their home or steal. most "bad" people are the product of their environment, they weren't born that way, just as the "good" people were. And now you're insulting all of those who live in the same circumstances who do not choose to become criminals.

      It's a matter of circumstance, and while I consider myself a relatively good person, I take offense to the line of thinking that someone who commits a crime is simply a "bad person". Likewise, you pretending there isn't an ethical decision made to victimize others, that it's just circumstances, is offensive.

      It's a way of thinking that I'm sure makes your life easier, being able to split the world into two camps. But that's just not reality. It absolutely is. Criminals, particularly violent criminals, know that the behavior they do is not right, and choose to do it anyway. That is what makes them a _bad person_. Nothing gray about this.
    24. Re:This has been available for a while by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      But I think you'd find in more cases than not, DNA evidence didn't convict the innocent. Yes there are a few cases where DNA evidence was used and new technology found the person not to be a match, but I think those are fairly rare. In most cases where DNA is used, the person is found not guilty (still can cause damage to life and reputation) or the person was in fact guilty.

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    25. Re:This has been available for a while by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      You obviously missed the point being made.

      The Parent post did not indicate anything in regards to "if there are good people, or bad people"

      The world does not divide up into "good people" and "bad people."

      ...is what I was responding to, which you seem to have missed.

      If you honestly think that the "bad people" out there just sit around being "bad" and thinking up new ways of being "bad", because they are "bad" then you probably want to have a talk with a mental health professional about persecution complexes.
      Sorry, but implying someone who disagrees with you is mentally defective, is a de-facto admission that you have no valid points of argument on which to rely. Have a nice day.
    26. Re:This has been available for a while by Bagggy · · Score: 1

      And you're missing my point. There are certainly extremes out there. There are people that have chosen to throw ethics to the side and just do what they want (be it bad things). I'm simply saying that perhaps good person/bad person isn't the way to refer to people. Everyone justifies their own actions in their own minds, even if they're ethically immoral actions. i.e. "I'm going to kill this person because they offended me, that'll show them". Those that kill for the "fun" of it, are mentally ill people, and more than anything need help and must certainly be removed from society. This is just a single action, but the mentally sound always justify what they do, even should the justification be pure nonsense. I'm not saying there are no bad people. I'm not saying there are no good people. I'm just saying their is no pure good/pure bad. This isn't D&D where you choose your alignment. A bad person/good person wasn't born that way, they became that way. Our lives are more than anything shaped by nurture, not nature. Does this save the bad people? Make it alright for them to do what they do? No. We can't run society by saying "that's okay, its not your fault. You didn't choose to be this way". But maybe in consideration of this we can begin to try and find a justice system that solves problems and doesn't just hide them. But that's a whole different subject, and we've long since deviated from the article. Sorry if I offended you, good person.

    27. Re:This has been available for a while by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      So is simply responding to one small section of an argument in an attempt to paint the entire arguement into your own strawmen. Which you've done twice now. Once to the parent and once to me when I pointed it out.

      I said nothing about you being mentally defective, only that people who view the world in such a skewed manner as to believe that there are actually folk out there doing nothing but "badness" 100% of the time should consult a mental health professional to discuss the possiblity of them having a persecution complex. The world is seldom as black and white as you painted it.

    28. Re:This has been available for a while by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Houston, they are reviewing (and turning over many of) over a hundred cases that were based on DNA evidence.

      There was this problem of the lab using incorrect techniques and even worse apparently just saying the DNA evidence matched if the prosecution really wanted it too.

      DNA evidence can be manipulated fairly easily apparently. It took close to a decade before they got caught.

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    29. Re:This has been available for a while by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Yeah I think older cases are more likely to be overturned. Apparently things are more accurate today and more people understand the technology so defense attorneys can dispute the evidence more easily making corruption at least a little more difficult.

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    30. Re:This has been available for a while by Mark+Bowness · · Score: 1

      I think this is really interesting, well, to see whether people actually start doing this. Only time will tell.

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    31. Re:This has been available for a while by wwillia99 · · Score: 1

      Ancestry.com would be like all we needed was a cheek swab not a blood and semen sample

    32. Re:This has been available for a while by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I hope they go to ancestory.com to get my DNA. Just grab a random bum of the street, pay him a fifth of scotch to give a small blood sample and say its yours, and submit. Next time you leave DNA at a crimescene, the FBI will get a warrant (secret or otherwise), compare your DNA to the bum's DNA, it won't hit and it will throw a wrench in thier investigation.

      If the bum were to leave their DNA at a scene, you can clear your own name by giving a blood sample and just claiming that ancestory.com screwed up the samples.

    33. Re:This has been available for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that just because somebody's DNA is found at a scene doesn't automatically make agencies go "he did it". It's -a- piece of evidence and one that can be discarded as easily as *snaps fingers* that if there's a good explanation.

      I live in Houston where the HPD crime lab spent hundreds of cases pulling evidence out of their ass on the stand, while the DA and prosecutors went on and on about how DNA evidence is solid proof of guilt (unless of course, the DNA evidence proves that out of two rapists, neither of them were the suspect, in which case suddenly DNA tests are no longer 100%, but only for that one case).

      Try harder if you want to convince me that the legal system is out to get justice instead of blood.

    34. Re:This has been available for a while by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      All kidding aside ... would the FBI (or some other government or law enforcement agency) ever be able to request (wink wink) your DNA from ancestry.com?

      I doubt they'd even bother - as evidence in a criminal case requires a fairly strict chain-of-custody. DNA mailed in from $JOE_RANDOM with no strict identity verification by the recieving authority (Ancestry.com) and (very likely) without strict handling and accountability will be pretty much useless as evidence.
    35. Re:This has been available for a while by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I would suspect that most of the people who would submit their DNA to Ancestory.com are not the same type of people who go leaving their DNA at crime scenes, let alone are every around any crime scenes as anything other than a victim.

      Sure, but if you get someone with enough similarities to suggest a familial connection, you can go interview them about their family.

      "Mrs. Scharffenberger, do you have any close relatives who live in the Mendocino area? Do you know where they were Saturday night?"

      Which isn't (AIUI) typically unusual in a criminal investigation currently - to question relatives, neighbors, teachers, etc...
       
      I've even had this happen to me. I have a slightly unusual last name, and last year a very nice police detective from Seattle called me to find out if I knew the whereabouts of an individual who shared the name and had been spotted over in my neck of the woods across the Sound. I told him, since my family is from the South and, except for me and my sister in California, we all remain there - I had no knowledge of the individual. The detective thanked me, hung up, and that was the end of that.
       
      Whoever this fellow is, he's a bit of a cad and a bounder - as I've gotten calls about him from police, private detectives, and collection agencies every couple of years ever since I moved here.
    36. Re:This has been available for a while by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      So is simply responding to one small section of an argument in an attempt to paint the entire arguement into your own strawmen. Which you've done twice now. Once to the parent and once to me when I pointed it out.
      Yes well, you said they hadn't made the point, I quoted where they had. Which means you missed it.


      I said nothing about you being mentally defective, Riiiight. Because the 'you need to see a shrink' thing could mean so, so many things. Got it.

      only that people who view the world in such a skewed manner as to believe that there are actually folk out there doing nothing but "badness" 100% of the time should consult a mental health professional to discuss the possiblity of them having a persecution complex. The world is seldom as black and white as you painted it. Pssst...you're doing it again.
    37. Re:This has been available for a while by Animaether · · Score: 1

      oops.. just to make clear, this was just on the note of agencies getting your DNA. I in no way meant to suggest that it should be easy for agencies to get said DNA stuff from Ancestry.com . In fact, I believe they shouldn't get any access to it at all because it'll just end up with Ancestry.com becoming a front for investigative services. I also don't believe that they, or anybody else for that matter, should be able to submit a swab for a person other than themselves, to be quite frank. In other words.. the only way I can see this service as being 'okay' is if somebody from that service comes by and takes the swab off of you in person. I'm sure you have to pay for the service anyway (to get the DNA analysis, get the results, etc.), might as well make them pay a little more so that people can't commit 'DNA fraud' (for lack of a better word).

      I think the idea itself is great though... the possible privacy, fraud, impersonation (that's a type of fraud, innit?) implications are certainly scary, and I'd never submit a swab to it myself.

      But in terms of an agency already having the DNA (regardless of how they got it - see above).. that's where my post came in. Sorry for any confusion :)

    38. Re:This has been available for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNA tests for genetic genealogy purposes are much less detailed than paternity tests and other types of DNA profiling -- that's how they can be produced for under $200. It's more likely that the DNA analyzed for genetic genealogy purposes could be used to disprove an identification than to prove one. (E.g.: According to theses stats from Relative Genetics (the genetics testing arm of Sorensen Genomics, with whom Ancestry is partnering), a perfect match of the highest resolution test merely indicates two people who share a common paternal ancestor within four generations. http://relativegenetics.com/relativegenetics/tutor ial/understanding_matches.htm)

    39. Re:This has been available for a while by g3rr!t · · Score: 1

      > let's not blow things way out of proportion

      That's very funny coming from a man with a fisheye lens...

    40. Re:This has been available for a while by db32 · · Score: 1

      No this is real life. And in real life grouping rape, murder, etc in with lying to your friends about something is insane at best. Further, I never once said anything about good people vs bad people. I said the type of people who are typically into geneology as a hobby are usually not the types to be involved in crimes that involve leaving DNA evidence around, unless they were the victim. That doesn't even begin to say that they are good people as you would suggest with your all good people do bad things (implying rape, murder, and other DNA evidence type things). They may be extorting their company for millions of dollars a year...thus a bad person anyways...but you don't generally leave DNA evidence while cooking financial documents now do you?

      Additionally, anyone who justifies killing anyone for really any other reason other than "He is trying to kill me and I better try to kill him back" should be classified as mentally ill. This was a discussion about crimes involving DNA evidence and the type of behavior typical of the criminals that commit those crimes. Sure there is an odd one every now and then that doesn't fit the profile, but the VAST majority of criminals involved in "oops I left my DNA there" are pretty far from anything considered normal. John Wayne Gacy SEEMED normal, but I imagine having a hobby of something like geneology would have taken too much time away from his hobby of dressing up like a clown and then raping and murdering young boys, so no "seems" normal defense allowed here.

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    41. Re:This has been available for a while by Bagggy · · Score: 1

      Sorry I wasn't referring to the DNA argument, just to the duality or good and bad argument. I agree with you completely. I was not trying to classify our "minor evils" like lying and such with murder/rape, only pointing out that the world isn't painted into two nice camps.

    42. Re:This has been available for a while by db32 · · Score: 1

      Actually the world IS painted into two nice camps, its just that those two camps aren't the same for anyone. ME and NOT ME, and all our behaviors and decisions, good or bad, ultimately revolve around those two camps. Sometimes it works out well, sometimes not so well :)

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    43. Re:This has been available for a while by el+americano · · Score: 1

      The later case seems much more likely - that you'd need to clear your name after the bum commits a crime. Maybe a bum isn't the best choice for this ruse.

      Do you think you can find a college professor that needs a fifth of scotch?

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    44. Re:This has been available for a while by japhmi · · Score: 1

      Do you think you can find a college professor that needs a fifth of scotch?


      Have you ever had to deal with 300 winy 18-19 year olds, most of whom can barely read?

      The hard part would be finding a college professor that needs only one fifth of scotch, I'd bring a half-gallon minimum.
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    45. Re:This has been available for a while by toyotabedzrock · · Score: 1

      The difference is that they would be able to get your DNA without your knowledge.

  2. I hate the relatives I have by east+coast · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would I want to find out that I have more?

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    1. Re:I hate the relatives I have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother.

    2. Re:I hate the relatives I have by chelanfarsight · · Score: 1

      ya, on that same note: do these people not have, you know, in-laws or drunk uncles?

    3. Re:I hate the relatives I have by apt142 · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, the relatives you find at ancestry are probably dead.

    4. Re:I hate the relatives I have by THESuperShawn · · Score: 1

      Ditto, but in-laws.

      I guess that's my fault though.

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  3. Privacy? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had a genealogy site up a few years ago. I eventually took it down due to complaints from my (extended) family regarding privacy concerns. I had people emailing me asking to remove their mothers' maiden names from the database.

    God only knows how something like ancestry.com manages to keep afloat with all the privacy concerns.

    P.S. I would try to put my database back up and require registration for searching, but there is no way for me to validate any registration (to avoid identity theives), so the point is probably moot.

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    1. Re:Privacy? by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Simple, a vast majority of the information obtained is a matter of public record (Birth Certificates, Death Certificates, Marriage Licenses, etc...). All anyone has to do is go to the area they were born in and go through the hall of records or whatever it is and bam. You got all this info. And to be honest, shouldnt we be using something OTHER than Mother's maiden name to reset passwords and crap by now?

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    2. Re:Privacy? by chill · · Score: 1

      The simple was is to create accounts and only let family into your site instead of having it public. Don't show private information of people still living or, if someone complains, one generation back from the living.

      Beyond that it is mostly public records.

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    3. Re:Privacy? by xsadar · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about Ancestory.com's policies, but familysearh.org doesn't make names of living people available unless they request it themselves. I don't remember exactly, but I think they wait a few years after the person's death as well. That alleviates at least some of the privacy concerns.

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    4. Re:Privacy? by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My mother does genealogy. She has parts of our family back to the 1400's. I've discussed many options with her on bigger, better, faster (and more computer-centric) ways to gather the information. There are a lot of obstacles.

          The saddest is what you ran into. If I remember what she told me correctly, it's either legally required, or just good form, to only publish those who are deceased or records older than 80 years. I'm probably off on that number though. Why I consider it sad is that I wouldn't know cousin Vinnie. He (the mythical Vinnie) could be a blood relation from a fork of our tree in 1500 Europe.

          She wants, or needs, to show real documentation of the person and how they relate. She considers the accuracy of her work very important. Just because she finds (buys, borrows, whatever) someone else's tree doesn't mean that any of the information in it is accurate. Say our trees did cross. How is she to know without all the supporting documentation that the details are correct. Maybe that birth of Isaac on December 4 of 1606 was really April 12th of 1606. If she follows your tree without verification, she'll be following incorrect data to dead ends.

          I do like the idea of being able to find real-world relations. For my family, we're friendly enough so I don't suspect there would be problems. I know some families aren't quite so nice. Just because cousin Vinnie is a billionaire, every distant cousin would be bugging him for some of his cash.

          I'll probably be putting myself into the system. I'm curious to see who's out there. Maybe I have a distant cousin who's also a reader here, and we have a lot in common. :) Maybe it just doesn't matter if you're a cousin or not. :)

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    5. Re:Privacy? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All anyone has to do is go to the area they were born in and go through the hall of records or whatever it is and bam. You got all this info.
      Well, it's an onerous task to do all that research. Security through obscurity and pain-in-the-assity actually works most of the time in the real world. It's when it becomes EASY to find that information that the amount of identity theft becomes a problem worth spending a ton of resources to defeat.

      And to be honest, shouldnt we be using something OTHER than Mother's maiden name to reset passwords and crap by now?
      Yes. Unfortunately, the credit card companies would have to spend a lot of money making a change like that, so it's not going to happen any time soon.
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    6. Re:Privacy? by Rauser · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unfortunately, the IGI (International Genealogical Index) that is hosted at Familysearch.org is one of the absolutely least accurate resources available, full of errors and information about living people. The IGI is treated very sceptically by genealogists, even though it occasionally contains the odd nugget of valuable info.

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    7. Re:Privacy? by Mikkeles · · Score: 2, Informative
      'And to be honest, shouldnt we be using something OTHER than Mother's maiden name to reset passwords and crap by now?'

      Yes. However, the banks, etc., don't really care what answer you use for mother's maiden name; give them anything you want which you will remember if needed. This applies to any of these test questions; the answer need not have anything to do with reality.

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    8. Re:Privacy? by ParticleGirl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Although all this stuff is a matter of public record, most of it isn't readily accessible. The internet changes the whole meaning of public. We're talking about institutions which have existed for decades if not centuries, and for them the internet is still new.
       
      I worked at a data archive under the Department of Justice and the FBI in the late 90s/early 00s, and they were just making a switch to dowloads from distributing CDs full of data for the cost of the CD plus shipping. You see, the data was supposed to be a matter of public record. But if they wanted a copy, once upon a time it meant many, many days with a mimeograph. Or a punchcard machine. Or waiting for (and paying for) a CD to arrive in the mail. (All of these changes over the course of 20 years, after many decades of needing to visit!)
          People finally had the bandwith to download. The biggest issue people at the archive struggled with? If it's too easy to use, any schmuck who wants to can get a copy. In the past you had to go to great, or at least greater, lengths to get the information. There was more resistance than you can imagine to making the website user friendly as opposed to intentional obfuscation(!) simply because "a matter of public record" has a very, very different meaning now than it did twenty years ago.

      If the FBI wants your mother's maiden name (or diary) and have filled out all the appropriate paperwork, they can find out whether they have to go to the local archive (or your bedroom) or not. But if Joe Schmoe wants your mother's maiden name (or your diary), there's a difference between him making a special trip to an archive (or visiting your bedroom) and him typing your name into Google.

      Which is not to say I don't think that "matter of public record" information shouldn't be on the internet. It should be. Information wants to be free and all that... but lots of very stupid people are going to suffer because they didn't realize that their blog wasn't private, and lots and lots of smart people are going to suffer because some credit companies only allow people to use things that are a matter of public record as passwords. It's going to take a while for people-- and especially for institutions-- to get used to the idea that public has a whole new meaning; that accessible is the new last word in privacy.

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    9. Re:Privacy? by John3 · · Score: 1

      I use PHPGedview for posting my family tree online. You can easily define how much privacy you want to enforce, and most people restrict display of data unless someone has registered. Registration requests come in to my email and I can grant access, allow a person to add updates (which I later approve), etc. It's a very cool package if you have access to a web server that handles PHP.

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    10. Re:Privacy? by Animaether · · Score: 1

      In fact, that's actually the best way to deal with them.

      Mother's maiden name? 'Upyours'.

      Say somebody gets a hold of your account data, but not enough to do anything.. for that, they need to reset an e-mail addy or whatever, and for -that- they need to answer the secret question. Mother's maiden name? pfft.. they already know nearly all they need for full access to your account.. you think they won't know your mother's maiden name? So they enter it.. Johnson. *BUZZ* wrong, mister. And with any luck your bank will be smart and have this logged and notify you of an attempt by somebody to do funny things to your account and that, if you wish, you can change your more common details to thwart any future attemt.

    11. Re:Privacy? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you also remind them to stop using there mothers maiden names for crap?

      I mean, they're family so you had to pull it down, but still.

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    12. Re:Privacy? by Profound · · Score: 1

      >> My mother does genealogy. She has parts of our family back to the 1400's

      Apparently genetic testing has found 20% of people have different fathers than they think (or their mothers told them).

      Going back 600 years, assuming a generation is 25 years = 24 generations.

      So, you have a 0.8^24 = 0.0047 = 0.47% chance that your paternal line is correct over that time. Adoptions were common in the past, but we'll assume the maternal line is 100% accurate, so on average, you have a ~99% chance of error over that time...

      Though you're probably related to them anyway if your ancestors were from the same area.

  4. This is going to be interesting by laron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doctors calculate that about 5-10% of all children have a different biological father than they (and their "social" fathers) think.

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    1. Re:This is going to be interesting by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Doctors calculate that about 5-10% of all children have a different biological father than they (and their "social" fathers) think. I know my dad is my "biological father". He's a miserable asocial misanthrope just like I am. It's true what they say that the apple doesn't rot far from the tree.
    2. Re:This is going to be interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we care

    3. Re:This is going to be interesting by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


          But is that due to characteristics that you've picked up from your environment, or genetics?

          So, you were raised with a miserable asocial misanthrope as a role model. Children learn from their environment, mainly their parents (or parental figures). Some mirror their role model. Some realize their role model is poor and go the opposite.

          I've been an influence on several children over the years, and some of them act quite a bit like me (as good or bad as that may be). My own genetic children act less like me, but there's a long painful story behind that. I'd be happy to share it, but would probably be banned for life from here for the language I'd use. :)

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    4. Re:This is going to be interesting by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd be happy to share it, but would probably be banned for life from here for the language I'd use. Dad!? You post on /. too?
    5. Re:This is going to be interesting by BlueTrin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Doctors calculate that about 5-10% of all children have a different biological father than they (and their "social" fathers) think.

      Can you provide a link to the study, I have often seen this quote, but never found a reliable source which shows the result of the study.
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    6. Re:This is going to be interesting by laron · · Score: 1

      I don't even know if there was ever a study on this subject. I got the number from a pediatrician.

      Anyway, I recall a homework session about blood types with a friend, who had a bad case of non-matching paternal blood. Fun times.

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    7. Re:This is going to be interesting by westlake · · Score: 1
      I have often seen this quote, but never found a reliable source which shows the result of the study.

      This sounds to me like a good working definition of an urban legend.

    8. Re:This is going to be interesting by TheMeuge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not a myth. It becomes apparent when people get their blood typed against their parents... for transplant and transfusion reasons. When the mother is AO-, the father is AB-, and the kid is O+, it's pretty easy to see what happened.

    9. Re:This is going to be interesting by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Nah it goes much higher than 10%. It seems to depend on the culture/social status of the mother but 30% isn't at all uncommon. To be honest the numbers are such that paternity should really be checked as a matter of routine.

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    10. Re:This is going to be interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Colin, I guess it will become more or less common or people will learn to use contraceptives when they cheat ...

      Somebody should make a study to see if the number of contraceptives is linked to the rate of false paternity ... (I am quite sure that in developed countries you should see two peaks at 1950 and 1970, while it should go lower on a year to year basis after the 70s)...

    11. Re:This is going to be interesting by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh c'mon...how many "yer mom"s do we get on slashdot?
       
      Too many, as the mods have now pointed out to you...

    12. Re:This is going to be interesting by ParticleGirl · · Score: 1

      Nah it goes much higher than 10%. It seems to depend on the culture/social status of the mother but 30% isn't at all uncommon. To be honest the numbers are such that paternity should really be checked as a matter of routine.

      Why? Why should paternity be checked as a matter of routine? This system seems to have been functioning for centuries-- it seems that many (most?) men and women have sex outside of their marriage at one point or another, and most of the time it goes unnoticed by their partners, and children are raised by their mother and her partner. If this is so pervasive, so inherent to human nature; and if our social system of paired parenting is so pervasive, so inherent to human cultures... why rock the boat?

      * Disclaimer: I do not condone cheating and would dump my partner if he did. I am, however, an anthropologist, and I know that what we think of as normal or right in a culture isn't usually what actually happens in that culture. And that most of the time we are happier not acknowledging the difference.

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    13. Re:This is going to be interesting by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


          I wish they'd even read Slashdot. :(

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    14. Re:This is going to be interesting by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      That sure is an entertaining (for other people) way to find out though.

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      Prof: Hmmm, I'd go have a talk with your mom if I were you.

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    15. Re:This is going to be interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  5. Wow by purduephotog · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was pretty interested in the service that would trace your genetic heritage- race, country of origin (or percentage, etc)- it would have been fascinating. My uncle has mapped his side of the family (1/2 mine) back to the 1400's... so this extra step would be incredible to combine with.

    Then... there's the privacy aspect. But just because I didn't do anything, yet, doesn't mean....

    It'll be interesting to see.

    1. Re:Wow by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 1

      Your the second person here to say they had their ancestry mapped to the 1400s. What's so special about this century?

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    2. Re:Wow by gringer · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but another interesting point about that century is that it was the last turning point in population size. I guess if you go back further from there, you hit many more people who had lines that died out (lots more potential for false positive matches). From http://zebu.uoregon.edu/1998/es202/archive/l13a.ht ml:

      # 1000 AD 0.25 Billion
      # 1100 AD 0.30
      # 1200 AD 0.36
      # 1250 AD 0.40
      # 1300 AD 0.36
      # 1350 AD 0.44
      # 1400 AD 0.35
      # 1500 AD 0.43
      # 1600 AD 0.55
      # 1650 AD 0.47

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    3. Re:Wow by gringer · · Score: 1

      Whoops... just noticed that there was a dip in 1650 as well, so not the last turning point then...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Population_curv e.svg [for more yummy data]

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    4. Re:Wow by purduephotog · · Score: 1

      It starts to get REALLY hard to get reliable data past then. There was that plague issue... although some records survive, my uncle had quite a few problems getting access to them (travel TO the church to view the registry, etc). Even monetary reimbursement for people on site to look up information is tough.

      I don't know why I was modded as funny, as I was very serious- this would be extremely interesting to see. Privacy aside, it's a fascinating concept.

    5. Re:Wow by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Record keeping and large population migrations. There are simply more records due to ships logs, and other "official" documents that are available. I think more commonly, though you'll find people who can trace family back to the 17th century, which is when the documentation really started to expand more thoroughly. Prior to that are more family records (wills etc) and occasional birth and marriage records.

      Those lines are easier to connect when there is more documentation.

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  6. Possibly overlooked.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone, who is thinking about committing a crime, shouldn't do this.

    Also, for 200$, wouldn't it be nice to find out the DNA of your neighbours?

    I'm gonna buy myself some more Q-tips.

    1. Re:Possibly overlooked.. by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Funny

      >wouldn't it be nice to find out the DNA of your neighbours?
      Some of mine are pretty sweet, I'd like to give them some DNA if you know what I mean.

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  7. hah.. by joeldg · · Score: 1

    let the stream of paranoia utter forth at the idea of a website requesting your DNA..

    OMG..GATTICA..BIG BROTHER, ALIENS UP MY REAR END.. HARP.. CHENEYBUSHFIELDRICE..MOON LANDING..

    etc.. you get the idea..
    personally though, I would be interested in the results they can display on the web based no that.

    1. Re:hah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you.

  8. Powered by the NSA? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Give the people some sugar and they will willingly hand over what they normally wouldn't give you at gunpoint...

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    1. Re:Powered by the NSA? by turing_m · · Score: 1

      But they said they weren't going to be evil! And look at the minimalist interface!

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    2. Re:Powered by the NSA? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised what I'd do for "a little sugar" these days.

      Then again, being slashdot'ers, you probably know exactly where I'm coming from.

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  9. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hope people realise that when they post DNA it's not just their own but also contains information about parents, children, siblings and cousins. Basically your family.

    Insurance company - "We've found that your family has a higher risk of kidney disease. In the interest of sharing the risk we won't offer insurance for dialysis or kidney transplant".

    I just hope they make the effort to educate people about the pro's and con's of making your dna public.

  10. Worst idea ever by suv4x4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For less than $200 and a cheek-swiped cotton swab, you will soon be able to add DNA results to family tree Web sites.

    Excellent, now the last thing left is for someone to invent a practical cloning machine.
    For less than $200 of course.

    Anyone got a bittorent to Pamela Anderson's DNA?

    1. Re:Worst idea ever by gringer · · Score: 1

      Anyone got a bittorent to Pamela Anderson's DNA?


      Here's most of it (you can select other chromosomes for downloading through that interface):
      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/mapview/seq_reg.cgi?ta xid=9606&chr=1&from=1&to=247249719

      The rest is just a matter of a few million mutations scattered throughout the genome. Oh, and the bits of the genome that are proving to be very difficult to sequence.
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    2. Re:Worst idea ever by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's most of it (you can select other chromosomes for downloading through that interface):
      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/mapview/seq_reg.cgi?ta xid=9606&chr=1&from=1&to=247249719

      The rest is just a matter of a few million mutations scattered throughout the genome. Oh, and the bits of the genome that are proving to be very difficult to sequence.


      That's like painting a DELL white and calling it "Macintosh". No candy for you.

    3. Re:Worst idea ever by AmIAnAi · · Score: 1

      A good portion of it is available via Wikipedia: [R2SiO]n

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    4. Re:Worst idea ever by kalirion · · Score: 1

      First you'd need an actual piece of DNA, unless the machine can also synthethize genetic material from a digital pattern. Second you'd need to be patient for quite a few years for the clone to grow up, unless you're into children, you sick pedo.

      Personally, I'd rather make out with my Jessica Alba-bot.

    5. Re:Worst idea ever by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Second you'd need to be patient for quite a few years for the clone to grow up, unless you're into children, you sick pedo.

      Apparently you've not watched enough sci-fi movies, so I'll excuse your ignorance. But cloning machines have this little rotary knob on the side "age". It's right between "brains" and "boobs".

      Personally, I'd rather make out with my Jessica Alba-bot.

      So.. you'll need to be patient for quite a few years for the clone to grow up, unless you're into children, you sick pedo.

    6. Re:Worst idea ever by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1

      DNA doesn't include plastic surgery.

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    7. Re:Worst idea ever by kalirion · · Score: 1

      So.. you'll need to be patient for quite a few years for the clone to grow up, unless you're into children, you sick pedo.

      Apparently you've not watched enough sci-fi movies, so I'll excuse your ignorance. Robots, or 'bots', are machines, not clones, and only the truly advanced android models (i.e. ones I couldn't afford, and wouldn't want to in any case) start out as children and age like humans. The rest are built to the right age and stay that way.

    8. Re:Worst idea ever by mlk · · Score: 1

      They do "age". After some use all the skin-o-plastic starts coming off, and the eye balls fall out.

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  11. Genetic traits over DNA by boyfaceddog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Genetic traits can be a better pointer to which region a family came from than simple DNA. After all, DNA takes all that combination stuff (I think it's called sex) and has many latent traits that may or may not show up depending on genetics of both parents.

    For example part of my family is Swiss, about six generations back. Part of my wife's family is also Swiss, about four generations back. Her family happens to be from the part of Switzerland that has a wierd abnormality in a small percentage of their population. Sometimes their adult teeth don't develop. Because of this trait and research my wife was able to trace her family to an exact village.

    Oh, and no ones privacy was ever in danger.

    DNA on the other hand is still latereal in time and not verticle. Unless you want to test a corpse you can't go back many generations. A good tool to see what uncle Joe REALLY did on those "sales" trips in Vegas, but not much good as a family history research tool.

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    1. Re:Genetic traits over DNA by gringer · · Score: 1

      DNA on the other hand is still lateral in time and not vertical. Unless you want to test a corpse you can't go back many generations.

      Not quite sure what you mean by "many".

      It should be possible, through looking at autosomal DNA, to look up to six generations back — to me, that's "many" — possibly a bit longer with the X chromosome (because there's less recombination). Other non-recombinant DNA (Y-chromosome, mitochondria) are good for maybe 600+ years back, but only along one line of ancestry (more recent than that, and there tends to not be enough variation), so could potentially be used for really long-range ancestry. The "only one line" is a problem, but perhaps not all that much of one that far back, considering the exponential rate of population growth.
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    2. Re:Genetic traits over DNA by goodben · · Score: 1

      DNA on the other hand is still latereal in time and not verticle. Unless you want to test a corpse you can't go back many generations. A good tool to see what uncle Joe REALLY did on those "sales" trips in Vegas, but not much good as a family history research tool.
      On the contrary, DNA is a very good tool for telling which areas your ancestors come from. It just can't guarantee to pick up all your ancestory. What this service does (among other things) is look for "marker genes" that are specific to locations or families. There are enough "marker genes" that they can pinpoint part of most people's ancestory very well. It can prove you have ancestors from a certain bloodline or region (down to the village in some cases), but it can't prove that you aren't from some place or bloodline (except for some patrilinear bloodlines that have known Y-chromosome markers like Jewish Kohen (priests) (and even then it's remotely possible for some mutation to have removed the marker) and matrilinear bloodlines with known mitochondrial DNA markers).
    3. Re:Genetic traits over DNA by mythar · · Score: 1

      well, isn't autosomal dna testing also just a comparison between two dna samples? on one hand, if the dna sample isn't available, there's nothing to compare. on the other hand, if the person is still alive, you can just fly over and talk to him. is there anything in between?

    4. Re:Genetic traits over DNA by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

      Okay, I am uneducated in that case. What you write is facinating and very concise. I would like to read more about it.

      From a family history research perspective how can you get six generations back with DNA testing? You are speaking of comparing your DNA to living people and then trusting that they are either from the area where they live or are educated in their own family histories.

      Otherwise I can only think of this tool as a compass to point me in the right direction. without the "map" of family history research, the compass is less useful.

      Please reply if you can point me in the direction of a book about this.

      Thanks

      BFD.

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    5. Re:Genetic traits over DNA by khallow · · Score: 1

      And how did that genetic trait get inherited? Through the DNA. DNA over genetic traits because, as you note, DNA contains much more information than what ends up being expressed. Plus what about the large mass of people who don't have a convenient genetic trait to work off of?

      Oh, and no ones privacy was ever in danger.

      I don't get it. A genetic trait is information about that person. It's not as much information as sequenced DNA, but it's not so inconsequential that one can ignore it. Even if the trait itself is trivial, it can correlate with nontrivial traits.

      DNA on the other hand is still latereal in time and not verticle. Unless you want to test a corpse you can't go back many generations. A good tool to see what uncle Joe REALLY did on those "sales" trips in Vegas, but not much good as a family history research tool.

      Almost all of the DNA in you came from your parents (a little comes from retroviruses and the like). As an almost completely inheritable thing, it provides a great deal of information about your family history. And "lateral in time"? It doesn't work that way.
    6. Re:Genetic traits over DNA by gringer · · Score: 1

      A book? Sorry, I'm not well read enough in that area (hopefully, I'll be a bit better read over the next six months...). That six generation stuff is some chromosome crossover/simulation tests I did (in Excel, of all languages!) at the start of my PhD research. I assumed 2-3 points of recombination per chromosome per generation, and picked points randomly across chromosomes. This is a picture I often show to demonstrate how much information can be transferred in a single chromosome — that's 4 generations and there's no "blue" information left in that chromosome, but my rough eyeball of a few crossovers suggests 5-6 is about the best you could do unless you're really lucky. I'm currently in the process of trying to work out how close I can get to that 5-6 generations of information in real life. One of the more tricky things I've been trying to work out is which pieces of DNA are most useful for doing this.

      It is somewhat possible to derive ancestry trees from DNA by comparing individuals within a group, based on the number of differences between individuals. This is becoming more common in species determination — researchers wanting to know if the new thing they have found is a new species, or a variant of something discovered previously. I prefer seeing DNA as being a tool for genealogy, rather than a final solution, mostly due to the random nature of mutations and recombination.

      Watch this space, I guess. I may have a better answer for you (hopefully in the form of a PhD thesis) in just over a year.

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      Ask me about repetitive DNA
    7. Re:Genetic traits over DNA by khallow · · Score: 1

      Otherwise I can only think of this tool as a compass to point me in the right direction. without the "map" of family history research, the compass is less useful.

      In fact, DNA testing would be entirely useless without context. But that's true of any information. A key point here is that DNA testing catches recent adultery and secret adoptions. Ie, there are some things that don't make it into the family history.
  12. Guess who (wa)'s Daddy ? by pruneau · · Score: 1
    Somehow, I just hope that they though about the kind of nasty surprise that can arise when you are playing a game of "Guess who": becaue you/mommy/daddy/grandpa/grandm/etc could be in for some nasty surprise.

    Nuff said.

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  13. Re:Why exactly by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

    Because they offer something valuable in return? Most people like, and are willing to pay for this service. Amateur (and professional) genealogists have been scouring court records for decades trying to find this info. I know that it would be worth $200 to show this kind of info at my family reunion.

    Just because you don't find the service valuable doesn't mean the premise is creepy or silly, and having an organization maintain such a database is a requirement for such a service to function. Besides, maybe you'll get lucky and one of you progeny will convert to LDS and you'll make it into their version of heaven (for general /. info the reason the LDS run genealogy organizations is because they teach that if you convert all your ancestors will be saved - that and it might have something to do with money...)

    Besides, isn't it slashdot that usually bemoans holding technology back based on preconceived or anachronistic notions about the way things should be?

  14. But what if your DNA doesn't match? by AmIAnAi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is a website the best place to discover that your DNA doesn't match any of your close relatives, as you were expecting it to - that your parents are not your natural parents and you were adopted?

    Unfortunately, there are many cases of people not being told that they were adopted and a web site like this is not the ideal way to discover this. You really need an organization that has some form of immediate support for people who receive unexpected surprises.

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    1. Re:But what if your DNA doesn't match? by jcorno · · Score: 1

      Is a website the best place to discover that your DNA doesn't match any of your close relatives, as you were expecting it to - that your parents are not your natural parents and you were adopted?


      Ancestry.com is the Jerry Springer of the internet.
    2. Re:But what if your DNA doesn't match? by Inda · · Score: 1

      Or worse. You find out that the postman (milkman, window cleaner, odd job man)is your father.

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    3. Re:But what if your DNA doesn't match? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you should just be prepared for surprising results.... which can happen even if you are not adopted... what if you find that your father or mother were adopted? and your grandparents that you assumed were blood relatives, along with your aunts, uncles and cousins... are all unrelated to you?

      If on the other hand you prefer not to know your ancestry, you probably shouldn't send in your DNA.

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      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    4. Re:But what if your DNA doesn't match? by drawfour · · Score: 1

      It means that hot cousin of yours is now in your dating pool!

  15. Re:Why exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (their dirty little secret for how they put more names in the Book of Mormon)

    And why would this matter to you any more than having your name in the phone book, the tax rolls,
    the DMV?

  16. Re:Why exactly by bccomm · · Score: 1

    Ancestry.com isn't run by the Church. You're thinking of familysearch.com

  17. Huh? by Thrip · · Score: 1

    I am wracking my brain to figure out what it means to have 24,000 searchable databases. I guess all your databases are belong to Ancestry.com.
    I'm also curious as to why Lawbean would just post the text of an Associated Press article/press release without attribution or commentary. They certainly leave the impression that they're endorsing the service.

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    1. Re:Huh? by magarity · · Score: 1

      I am wracking my brain to figure out what it means to have 24,000 searchable databases
       
      No kidding; Just setting up the linked DB server trusts would be the work of several DBA's entire lifetimes. And then there's the aliases in the queries to search across them all. The resulting SQL statement would fill a CDROM of text.

  18. The idea is appealing by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

    Getting a warrant for your ancestry DNA file or for a swab of your mouth is the same thing.

    The idea is actually very appealing to me. The only problem is the high price of the service and the difficulty of it. Very few around the world will sign up , so few that I predict it will be useless for a long, long time.

    1. Re:The idea is appealing by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

      I dunno. When I personally try to imagine a bunch of /.'ers donating DNA, it makes my kind of queezy.

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    2. Re:The idea is appealing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are smoking crack.

      No warrant needed. All it would take is an administrative subpoena, no judge, and no notice to you, to get the DNA profile, indeed the entire DNA database from Ancestry.com, or any other commercial entity you have disclosed your DNA to. They do need a search warrant and a court order, to get your DNA from your cheek. The appellate case on Slashdot yesterday made this abundantly clear.

  19. Re:Why exactly by grylnsmn · · Score: 4, Informative

    The LDS Church doesn't run Ancestry.com. It runs FamilySearch.org.

    And no, that has nothing to do with "put[ting] more names in the Book of Mormon". In fact, while Baptism for the Dead is mentioned in the Bible (1 Corinthians 15:29), it isn't mentioned at all in the Book of Mormon.

  20. Re:Why exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I know that it would be worth $200 to show this kind of info at my family reunion.

    ".. and now to Uncle Patrick, who will be pleased to know that he isn't his father's son. Indeed with further investigation I found out that the real father is of Russian descent! I find this amusing given his tight ties in the local Irish community ..."

    Yeah, it'd be a right scream.

  21. Bah, you early adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a policeman finds 10 DNA samples at a crime scene and 5 can be identified, he'll investigate the 5 he can identify and go after the 1 that he can make the best case against.

    It's like searching police records of known criminals for a match, only now he's searching people who had a passport renewed recently.

    So go ahead, be an early adopter and get your DNA sample in that database.

  22. Thinking about committing a crime? by nurb432 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If the government has its way, we will *all* be criminals at some point. Even if they have to look at retroactive actions.

    Also, don't forget that future employers/insurance carriers might be looking too. "hmmmm we see here you are predisposed to being/having/doing xyz, we don't feel you are good candidate"

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  23. Re:What?? by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny


        Fell out of a tree?

        Landed in a volcano in a spaceship that looked like a DC3?

        Descendants of the arc?

        There are so many stories. Pick one. No, pick two, keep it interesting. :)

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    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  24. Let me be the first to do the obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Luke, I am your father.

    That's IMPOSSIBLE!

    No, really. Check out this link.

    NOOOOOOO!!!!!

  25. That reminds me of a joke I read some moons ago by vivaoporto · · Score: 5, Funny

    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if
    they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
    But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked
    the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife deliverer a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

  26. Ancestry.com needs a new way to make money by Rauser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since its fat gravy train is going to end soon... How? With the massive FREE release of the entire scanned archive from the Mormon Vault in Salt Lake City (to be available on www.familysearch.org). Once this project has gone live much of the information that Ancestry.com currently charges for will be essentially public domain.

    There already is a schism forming between Ancestry.com and Familysearch.org, seen from the collapse of arrangements between the Mormon church and Ancestry to provide the Ancestry.com service free in the LDS Family History centers around the world.

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    1. Re:Ancestry.com needs a new way to make money by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      With the massive FREE release of the entire scanned archive from the Mormon Vault in Salt Lake City (to be available on www.familysearch.org).
      Thanks for that info. After I read your comment, I spent about 30 minutes tracing my family back to the mid-1700s in Germany. One phone call to my mom later to get one name I didn't know, and I had traced another quarter of my family back to Ireland and France.

      I really do think this calls for a w00t of massive proportions.
  27. Other way around... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    ... If you are lucky, you will find out they really aren't your relatives after all, and that your parents kidnapped you from your real parents, who are super mega rich.

    Unfortunately, I look so much like my parents, I don't have much hope...

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    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  28. You insensitive clod... by Dareth · · Score: 2, Funny

    My wife and I are trying to have a baby... only our mail carrier is female.... I don't have any backup!

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    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    1. Re:You insensitive clod... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      "My wife and I are trying to have a baby... only our mail carrier is female.... I don't have any backup!"

      Don't worry, she'll beat it with numbers. Your pool boy, milk man, cable guy, neighbors, or phone tech should be successful any day now.

      --
      There are no loopholes. It's either legal or it's not.
    2. Re:You insensitive clod... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just post your address and I'm sure many of the nice gentlemen visiting this site will be extremely willing to help you with that problem.

  29. Can't wait to meet dad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It says my dad is Sylar ..

  30. If I had the spare cash... by JoeD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I had the spare cash, I'd take a swab from a slab of lunch meat and send that in. Or my cat.

    1. Re:If I had the spare cash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really think that's lunch meat??

    2. Re:If I had the spare cash... by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering who will be the first to send in a swap from a Monkey.

    3. Re:If I had the spare cash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bloody hard to catch i'll tell you that

    4. Re:If I had the spare cash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think that lunch "meat" has any DNA in the first place?

    5. Re:If I had the spare cash... by colesw · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering who will be the first to send in a swap from a Monkey. And who will the first one to find their match to the monkey?
    6. Re:If I had the spare cash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering who will be the first to send in a swap from a Monkey. And who will the first one to find their match to the monkey? George Bush?
    7. Re:If I had the spare cash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or my cat.

      Dear JoeD,

      After a rigorous analysis of the DNA sample you provided, we have come to the conclusion that you have recently performed oral sex on your cat.

      Thank you for your time,

      Ancestry.com

  31. Easy testing by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Could that be a way to easily obtain DNA tests when you're in a country in which it's a tough thing to get (like France, for example)?

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  32. Re:Why exactly by will_die · · Score: 1

    Ancestry.com is a for profit company.
    You are thinking of www.familysearch.org which is a free site run by the LDS.

  33. Re:Why exactly by butlerdi · · Score: 1

    However, that does not change the fact that they are and have for some time been involved in the process of puttin' dead folks on their register, doesn't make much sense to me but .... http://www.jefflindsay.com/LDSFAQ/FQ_BaptDead.shtm l

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  34. It's cute and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But I still would never put my DNA on file with anyone, much less pay for it.

    More power to those who will try this out, though, you're far less paranoid than I am!

  35. Bradshaw Foundation by 12WTF$ · · Score: 5, Informative

    FFS! Rather than moderate the /dribble about DNA forensic testing as OT, I'll contribute.

    This is a valuable service (yes there are others available) that tests certain parts of the mitachondrial DNA to establish your maternal lineage and tests certain parts of the Y chromosome (I make the assumption that 98% of the readers are male) to establish your paternal lineage.
    If you want to educate yourself on one of the benefits, please take a few hours to learn how this technique has provided amazing details of the 165k yr journey of mankind to populate the planet http://www.bradshawfoundation.com/journey

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  36. I have experience with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We had cases come up in our clinic where DNA results didn't match the clinical situation. I tried to find some data on how common this was. I couldn't find any decent data in humans. For birds there is some information. That is where the 5-10% comes from. From the results in our clinic I would say that about 1% of fathers are raising a kid they don't know isn't their's. Even in those cases it wasn't a big shocker to the clinic staff. It didn't take much prompting for the mother to say something like "I guess it could be my ex-boyfriend's".

    1. Re:I have experience with this... by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I couldn't find any decent data in humans. For birds there is some information. That is where the 5-10% comes from
      Unfortunately this also led to the conclusion that 99.9% of babies are born covered in feathers and able to fly within a couple of weeks.
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  37. Jesus by kalirion · · Score: 1

    Now if we could just find Jesus' DNA, everyone with a messiah complex could easily test themselves for godhood!

    1. Re:Jesus by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Just need to find where his cohorts hid the body.

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  38. A success story... by MadAnalyst · · Score: 1

    My family has tried out this exact kind of thing to work on our genealogy. My dad had figured it out all the way back to about 1750, but due to the poor quality of records he had made a few assumptions.

    Then on some genealogy website he found someone else compiling data on the same ancestor. I'm not quite sure how he found these people, but he did. Our families should have been related, and the genetics proved it.

    I'm told the test mostly relied on Y-chromosome mapping, since that is largely conserved down the male decedents (but I'm no geneticist, so don't trust me too much). Since there was a near perfect match, we now feel certain that the family tree is complete to the mid 18th century.

    Simple, and as far as I can tell no giant invasion of privacy.

  39. Oh noes. by n1hilist · · Score: 1

    Now I'm going to be flooded by friends inviting me to join CheekBook, Myface, Snotspot and Smilejournal.

  40. Re:Why exactly by romcabrera · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just for the record: Paul is just mentioning the fact that a group from Corinth is baptizing for the dead, he (neither the Bible) is endorsing it.

  41. Why do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, why are so many people obsessed with family history? It's the same sort of "my ancestors are part of me" bullshit that leads to never-enslaving whites apologising to never-enslaved blacks for something that happened centuries ago.

    Guess what? It doesn't matter whether great-great-granddaddy was an Earl, or whether you have a third cousin living in Kuala Lumpur. It is of no consequence, except to satisfy some tedious selfish gene urge. You and your bloodline are not inherently superior or interesting, so if you're feeling lonely, how about getting to know the guy living opposite you, or the girl you see every morning on the train to work? As someone living in a small village, it's sad for me to the city as somewhere people are never alone, but always lonely.

    1. Re:Why do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I feel exactly the way you feel.

      You want to see something weird? Go lurk on stormfront.org for a couple of hours; it's a fascinating board, most of the folks over there are obsessed with bloodlines, eugenics, ancestry, etc.

      I'm not saying that all people who are concerned or curious about their ancestry are in any way similar to the folks at stormfront but there (stormfront) is the only place where I have seen so much talk of ancestry and the like.

    2. Re:Why do we care? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Some of us do it for the exact opposite reason you suppose. Some of us believe that tracing lineage is the only way to show that race and religion and nationality don't mean shit in the long run. Like it or not we all came from the same small gene pool if you go back far enough.

      Not to mention, history is interesting to a lot of people. History isn't just about the dates of wars, it's about people and how they were influenced by events (and other people) around them. Genealogy is one way to "touch" that history directly.

      By the way living in a small village doesn't make you any less lonely and living in a city doesn't make anyone else more lonely. That's all a matter of attitude. Get over yourself and allow people to have their own interests.

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    3. Re:Why do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us believe that tracing lineage is the only way to show that race and religion and nationality don't mean shit in the long run.

      (I'm the OP.) I'll question "the only way", but you're straw-manning me; I didn't say "genealogy is useless". As a means of studying the social mobility, for example, it can be invaluable.

      I questioned the obsession with one's own family history and the desire to make contact with one's own living biological relations, even if complete strangers. For example, I read so many posts on the risk of finding your father is not your biological father; beyond evidence that your mother was at some point unfaithful, I cannot rationalise why it matters.

      it's about people and how they were influenced by events (and other people) around them. Genealogy is one way to "touch" that history directly.

      You're quite right. As a student of history, I am glad that people are developing historical skills, and doubly happy that scientific methods are being employed (even though bloodline is not necessary congruent with familial); what frustrates me is the parochial egocentricity of dilettantes.. OK, I understand from a human nature PoV that people want to start off with something that they think is about them, but this bottom-up approach usually stops long before a proper examination of external forces.

      Genealogy is a tool, not an answer, and it is necessary to identify the appropriate balance between family history and current environment. Indeed, you'll find few historians putting so much emphasis on the family line in investigating an individual's influence (unless, as in the aristocracy, it's inherent). To remain vaguely on-topic to Slashdot, consider a couple of examples from the history of mathematics: it may be relevant that Commandino was the son of a nobleman in explaining his access to Cardinal Ridolfo's manuscript collection; we have access to Pierre de Fermat's work thanks to his son Samuel's 1679 publication of his margin jottings (inter al.); but in both cases, to go any further to understanding each person's motives requires a study of the technological, scientific and philosophical influences of the time. To ask "OK, what did Commandino's great-grandfather do? Did he have any aunts in Mauritius?" would be fruitless in understanding why Commandino took the mammoth task of a vernacular translation programme of ancient Greek texts. Just because Samuel contrasted Pierre's reticence, we can't go any further down the Fermat bloodline to ask why Fermat's pet topic saw no substantial interest until C19; instead, we notice that C17 mathematics was dominated by a pragmatic variant of Neoplatonism and response to technological need.

      I contend a similar situation for the less celebrated; after a few generations, progress comes from advancing on the lessons of one's immediate family, responding to the environment: as my father emigrating from Spain, responding to the opportunities that a free England offered over fascist Spain; my mother rising the corporate ranks in the '60s/'70s, responding to the opportunities for women that my grandmother would have not been able to experience. In 400 year old blood there is more stagnation than today's water.

      By the way living in a small village doesn't make you any less lonely and living in a city doesn't make anyone else more lonely. That's all a matter of attitude.

      There exist psychological and sociological factors that make it more likely that you know your neighbours in a small village than in a big city; that includes factors which influence "attitude".

      Get over yourself and allow people to have their own interests.

      I hope I haven't given the impression that something should be prohibited merely because it's not approached in the most scholarly manner. I rejoice when people think, but I rejoice more when people think well.
    4. Re:Why do we care? by dick+johnson · · Score: 1

      >>
      I'll question "the only way", but you're straw-manning me;

      Funny. I thought you were straw-manning genealogists in general. I don't have any famous relatives or ancestors. Most of my own folks were poor. The biggest claim to fame any of my own ancestors had is the one guy listed in "Libby's History of New England" as the town drunk for Kennebec, Maine.

      I do family history research because it makes history in general more real to me to see how my own family may have been affected by it.

      The Civil War is much more interesting to me after discovering that one of my ancestors was a corporal in the 4th Michigan Infantry and died from dysentery. Hardly any glory there. But it certainly makes it interesting to me.

      I think you should check some of your own assumptions about the motives and reasons people participate in this hobby.

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      - dj
    5. Re:Why do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you should check some of your own assumptions about the motives and reasons people participate in this hobby.


      Mmm, you're right, I'm sure there are more people who make a decent effort to put their ancestors' lives into context than I give credit for; I'm really basing my comments on anecdotal evidence and the way genealogy communities are focused on finding people rather than understanding people.

      I guess I also find it hard to rationalise why existence of a bloodline way beyond anyone I know, or anyone my living ancestors know (Civil War is not terribly far away), makes a person more interesting. Maybe it's because I'm not particularly big on group identity, which is a trendy topic in academia at the moment - I think people are more individualistic, and the pressure today to identify with one's bloodline, race, gender, nationality etc is more the result of various special interest groups.

      Such approach is playing on what seems like a natural characteristic of being more at ease with one's own kind - where "own kind" applies wherever one can identify a particular strong connection. This might be a rational approach to primitive survival (better the devil you know) or even ingrained in evolution (i.e. selfish gene theory), but I don't think it characterises humanity's development - which has always been about thinking beyond one's comfort zone.
  42. Non-paternity rate: reference by TwoSevenOneEight · · Score: 5, Informative

    Studies have generated a range of rates of "non-paternity events". There's an article with more details in this month's The Atlantic (subscription required):

    http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200707/paternity

    From the article:

    "When geneticists do large-scale studies of populations, they sometimes can't help but learn about the paternity of the research subjects. They rarely publish their findings, but the numbers are common knowledge within the genetics community. In graduate school, genetics students typically are taught that 5 to 15 percent of the men on birth certificates are not the biological fathers of their children. In other words, as many as one of every seven men who proudly carry their newborn children out of a hospital could be a cuckold."

    "Non-paternity rates appear to be substantially lower in some populations. The Sorenson Molecular Genealogy Foundation, which is based in Salt Lake City, now has a genetic and genealogical database covering almost 100,000 volunteers, with an overrepresentation of people interested in genealogy. The non-paternity rate for a representative sample of its father-son pairs is less than 2 percent. But other reputed non-paternity rates are higher than the canonical numbers. One unpublished study of blood groups in a town in southeastern England indicated that 30 percent of the town's husbands could not have been the biological fathers of their children."

    1. Re:Non-paternity rate: reference by turing_m · · Score: 1

      "One unpublished study of blood groups in a town in southeastern England indicated that 30 percent of the town's husbands could not have been the biological fathers of their children."

      Fishing village, no doubt.

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    2. Re:Non-paternity rate: reference by Rufty · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but my money's on somewhere in Essex.

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  43. Does it even matter? by koobmeej · · Score: 1

    familytreedna.com does a better job anyway. the ancestry.com deal is all about Sorenson who ones Relative Genetics making a deal with ancestry.com to which he is a principal shareholder. the excitement overwhelms me.

  44. Opening a can of worms by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Why? Well from 5% to 20% of children are not fathered by the people who think they did, depending on social stratum.

    It'll open up a second family tree, your geneological tree as opposed to your familial tree.

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  45. Your DNA is not public, just markers by SnailNobra · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your DNA is not public, just the markers. When your DNA is profiled they will use a set number of markers (anywhere between 12 and 44) to determine your halpogroups (where your DNA originated from) and place you into a combination of groups. It is these markers that become public. Generally the testing sites will destroy your DNA after 6 months; it is kept this long incase you want to have other tests done like y-chromosome, mitochondrial, etc.

    Chances are the testing is being contracted out to another organization like The DNA Testing Center of America or another large DNA testing lab at which the DNA retention policies would be that of the lab.

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  46. Another revenue source by jkro · · Score: 0, Funny

    > For less than $200 and a cheek-swiped cotton swab, you will soon be able to add DNA results to family tree Web sites.
    And for an additional fee of $10,000 you will get a proof that your political opponent is a bastard

  47. Seems like a perfect match to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are you kidding? Criminals are stupid -- particularly violent criminals. The vast majority of violent crime is not committed by chillingly brilliant Hannibal Lector types. It's mostly committed by anti-social dumbasses.

    Plus, I've noticed that it's my more redneck relatives that are interested in genealogy to begin with. To me, there's a perfect overlap here. My concern is that if I submitted something to this site, I might show up as the closest match to some cousin of mine who went off and did something stupid while drunk.

    I'm just saying there's a lot of monkeys hanging off the other branches of my family tree -- and they fling poop a lot.

  48. This reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...of the mid 90s when my friend was surfing the net and asked me what my SSN was.
    Me: "Why do you want to know that?"
    Him: "There's this website that will tell you who had your SSN before you did."
    Me: "There's no way in HELL I'm giving you my SSN to put on a random website."

    But I'm sure plenty of sheeple DID give their SSNs to that site and that plenty will give up their DNA to this website/business. Some things never change.

  49. Fixed: The idea is appalling. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Getting a warrant for your ancestry DNA file or for a swab of your mouth is the same thing.

    Really? I wasn't aware that the FBI could send a National Security Letter to my mouth to check my DNA records and compel my cheek to never inform me of the fact.

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  50. Re:Why exactly by ericrost · · Score: 1

    Its run by "LDS Entrepeneurs".. same dif.

    They tried to baptize my grandmother after she died, and they took over my G-mother in laws funeral after she converted very late in her life. It's not about the religion, its about the people and how they treat people.

    Mark it troll-ish all you want, its my opinion and my karma can take it.

    http://newsnet.byu.edu/story.cfm/63677

  51. but what if you are related to your WIFE?! by Danathar · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, I enter in my DNA and they come back showing that my Wife is my 3rd or 4th cousin...

    NIGHTMARE!

    1. Re:but what if you are related to your WIFE?! by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 1

      Big deal. It enhances your traits in your children. It will make them even more similar to you, which from your perspective is a good thing.

      Inbreeding is an exaggerated problem.

    2. Re:but what if you are related to your WIFE?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Well, you ARE related to your wife. Everyone is, though some more closely than others.

      If you and your wife can both trace your ancestries to 17th-Century Massachusetts, it's very liekly that you're related. That's about 12 generations back, so let's say you had about 4096 (2 to the 12th power) ancestors in about 1630 (about 4096, because some of your ancestors at that time are likely to have been ancestors on more than one of your lines). There were only a few thousand people in Mass in 1630 (something like 20,000), so there's a very good chance that your ancestry intersects your wife's on at least one line.

      If you and your wife are both of European ancestry, and if you take that back another 12 generatinos (which would take you to something like 1200 AD), and that's "about" 16,777,216 ancestors. The popuation on Europe was about 59 million in 1200. If you know that you and she have common ancestry in the same part of Europe, you can be just about 100% sure that you and she are related to some degree.

      Etcetera

    3. Re:but what if you are related to your WIFE?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inbreeding is an exaggerated problem.

      Unless you find out that due to an accident involving a wormhole, a time machine and three condoms (**) your wife is actually your mother, sister *and* daughter, which makes you your own... err

      ** With apologies to the Late Adams Douglas Adams

  52. Re:Why exactly by da007 · · Score: 1


    They're going to piss off their target audience (LDS) when it becomes evident to the users that Native Americans are of Asian not Hebrew descent.

  53. Watchout u may find you're related to the milkman by spineboy · · Score: 1

    I did some genetics research -early stuff on the genome project. When I first started, some results didn't make sense, and my boss said- "Oh, that's the milkman gene"

    I tried to remember what that gene did, until I figured out what he meant.

    Do you really want to find out that Dad isn't your father?

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  54. Coffee and Cigarettes by boris111 · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of one of the Coffee and Cigarettes vignette where Alfred Molina traces his ancestary roots back to Steve Coogan to find out their cousins by a similar Great Great Great Grandfather. Who cares that much really?!

  55. Traced back to pre-history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It turns out that on my father's side I'm related to Adam, and on my mother's side to a monkey.

  56. National Geographic has been doing this for YEARS by CodeMunch · · Score: 1
    The Genographic Project

    The NG Project won't net you immediate relatives but show your oldest roots.

  57. Altogether now... in three-part harmony... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, I can only imagine the mischief this will potentially cause... as people discover, not just ancestors they didn't know they had, but ancestors they thought they had, but don't.

    "So the years went by and he wished he was dead. He had seventeen girls and still wasn't wed.
    When he'd ask his papa, papa would always say, 'No! That girl is your sister but your mama don't know!'

    "So he went to his mama and he bowed his head. Told his mama what his papa had said.
    His mama said, 'Son, go, man, go! Your papa ain't your papa but your papa don't know!'"

    --"Ah Woe, Ah Me," Nick Reynolds, Bob Shane, John Stewart, popularized by the Kingston Trio

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  58. I'm wondering if a service exists by xutopia · · Score: 1

    that could tell me what predispositions I have to certain diseases.

  59. Welcome to the Scary, Scary Future by airship · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The time is not far away when hospitals will routinely take a DNA sample from every newborn to test for genetic defects, and to file away as part of its lifelong medical records. Doctors will also routinely map a patient's DNA to test for genetic defects and predisposition to a myriad of conditions and diseases; to not do so will be considered malpractice.

    These records will be made available to the government under whatever law prevails at that time. Under current law, the FBI only has to declare someone a 'person of interest' in the name of national security and the records must be handed over without a warrant. If that's okay with you, then do nothing. If it's not, then elect legislators and a president who will restore our basic freedoms.

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    1. Re:Welcome to the Scary, Scary Future by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Which is why all people must work to ensure the line between your too apragraphs is only crossable under a specific set of circumstance.

      Agency gets court order from a judge for the DNA of specific person.
      The court and the agency must release all requests after 1 full calendar year of the request.

      OTOH, I am having a hard time thinking of how the FBI can use your DNA to pursecute someone at all. It's on thing to be in a situation where they could make something up, or ciolate your premises. DNA? I just don't know.

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  60. It would likely be useless. by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Depending on the number of markers on a person's DNA test, this will range from the fairly useless to the totally useless. These things can't even be used for paternity tests. Let's say someone has 37 Y-chromosome markers tested - a fairly common thing to do. You will match if you have a last common ancestor in the last 6 generations. Very useful for genealogy, but bugger all use for criminology, unless they want to press charges against your great great grandfather.

    The most extreme test available (67 Y-chromosome markers + deep subclade + Kittler DYS385, 25 autosomnal DNA markers, 16 X-chromosome markers and complete mapping of the mitochondrial DNA + identification of sub-sub-branch), assuming the DNA was from a male, would be good enough to identify a person and all their male siblings. It's no better than that. And, frankly, these tests aren't cheap and unless you were adopted from a fairly high-tech country, no sane person would ever get this level of testing. They'd have the family tree back some number of generations and would not bother testing more accurately than needed to examine the next few generations out.

    The other thing to consider is that these are not supervised tests. Anyone can send in DNA from anyone else under any name at all, and the lab would have no way of knowing. It makes no difference to the person getting the test done, because all lookups from there-on-out are all done by reference number or by the name of the most ancient ancestor known, not by the living person's name.

    From a law-enforcement perspective, it might eliminate some possibilities, but I can't see it being useful in positive identification.

    Now, there IS one area of concern for me. Some DNA labs do retain additional DNA samples for retesting or upgrades from previous tests. This is raw DNA material and could potentially be accessed by the wrong person. Usually, there is some protection (the vials are only marked with a serial number, not a name), but law enforcement could potentially gain access to the database that links name to number. That could be a problem.

    Beyond that, though, this really does only have use for genealogists, historians and anthropologists. The data is just too vague for anyone else.

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  61. Re:Why exactly by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's interesting, because the way I read it it sounds to me like more than a mention--He's using it as support for doctrine he's teaching. Why would Paul use something that they're doing that is doctrinally deviant as support for something that he is teaching as truth? It seems to me that he would at least mention--in his letter that is already intended as correction--that they shouldn't be baptizing for the dead.

  62. Re:Why exactly by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

    dirty little secret for how they put more names in the Book of Mormon

    It's hard to call it a "secret." Here is a page I got to from lds.org > About the Church > Glossary > B > Baptism for the Dead
  63. Unperfect matching technology exist by DrYak · · Score: 1

    There already exist some example of very fast "un-perfect" matching engines for sequences of numbers. One of them for example is BLAST, a tool used to search DNA sequence in huge databases containing most of the known and decoded genomes plus some additionnal DNA sequences, or to search sequence of amino-acids in databses of proteins and peptides. Has search modes for approximative match. Could be ported to use a numeric sequence representing the DNA fingerprint instead of DNA/peptide sequences.
    Probably used by the actual genealogical search.

    The only problem : standarise the procedure on a specific set of DNA fingerprint markers that :
    - is the same across all labs (because if police labs don't detect the same information they just can't compare against the database)
    - relies on a sufficiently high number of marker to have a low enough false positive to be usable. Currently most forensic DNA fingerprinting are built around the idea to be able to tell apart between a few suspect. When you have one-a-billion practical risk of collision, in can be enough to tell apart inside a small group of suspect, specially when you combine with other informations. When you have one-a-billion practical risk of collision and use it to search the whole human population you have at least a dozen of positive suspects, probably even more, because the actual practical risk may even be higher.

    You'll therefore need a test whose discriminating power is much higher than the number of people in the database. And that can be performed VERY reliably on very bad quality sample. You are not only comparing nice swabs, but also you may need to identify a badly burned corpse after a plane crash or a small droplet of blood on a crime scene, where you don't have the luxury to have a lot of raw material preserved under optimal conditions.
    And that's very un-likely to happen because :
    - this is a difficult procedure to setup and standardise across al forensic labs.
    - you are actually searching a database whose purpose isn't to /tell apart/ as much people as possible, but to cluster them into groups. Thus the requirement for avoiding false matches aren't met because the whole point is to find which people actually are related. Therefore, if you try to use it for forensic purpose, you may end up with way too much noise, and get whole clusters of loosely related people as answers for matching request.
    Which will give more unnecessary work than help to the investigators. ...unless by then, the laws in security-crazy countries like USA and such changes, and It suddenly perfectly normal to send a whole such cluster of several hundreds (or thousand) of people to Guanatamo Bay for... further "processing and selection"... just to be on the safe side in case the current target terror-pedo-pirate criminal may be related to them, you think of the children, you freedom hater !

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    1. Re:Unperfect matching technology exist by PhysicsPhil · · Score: 1

      My comment was poorly worded, and I failed to make the point that although the current DNA database was perfectly capable of getting sibling matches, it was illegal to disclose that information. Only perfect matches are released to police investigators, even when they find out, for example, that the subject in question was a sibling to someone already in the system.

  64. (Insert witty subject line here) by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Wait for it...

    "Why is the line to my father dotted?"

    "Uhh, the computer does it after linking your DNA. Apparently he's not your actual father."

    "WHAT?!?!?"

    "Yes. Apparently your real father is Franklin O'Tool, a retired mail carrier now in Hawaii."

    "Ohhhh my god. Ahhh, what is a 'real father', anyway?"

    "Apparently, it's a mail carrier."

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  65. This is cool but... by localman · · Score: 1

    Why the obsession with people genetically similar to us? Isn't it enjoyable enough to meet and get to know people without the specious idea that they're more connected if they share a few genes?

    1. Re:This is cool but... by Profound · · Score: 1

      I prefer to talk to people who are 99% similar genetically, though I have heard of a Doctor named Doolittle who talked to those who are only 98.5% similar. Tarzan, too.

    2. Re:This is cool but... by localman · · Score: 1

      Nice :)

  66. MOD PARENT UP by cibyr · · Score: 1

    nt

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  67. Add noise. by Associate · · Score: 1

    Send in dog slobber as yours.

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  68. Publishing Your Privatest Data by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The only data more private than my DNA is my thoughts. I can't see why I would publish it.

    I know that I leave DNA traces wherever I touch, and in an invisible cloud wherever I am. But sampling DNA expected to be private from public residue is at least debatable. Voluntarily publishing my complete genome, connected to my family data, seems worse than leaving my housekey hanging outside my door, or my bank PIN written on my local ATM.

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    1. Re:Publishing Your Privatest Data by dick+johnson · · Score: 1

      You guys are mistaking the DNA profile with your Y-chromosome profile.

      THEY ARE NOT PUBLISHING YOUR GENOME.

      The only thing they are going to publish is the Y-chromosome (or mitochondrial DNA for women) of the folks taking part. This information isn't unique at all.

      My own Y Chromosome is nearly, if not exactly, identical to my great, great, great, great grandfather's. There are potentially millions of other people with the same exact profile. That's how they're making matches by comparing the results and seeing who matches.

      I think the largest of these companies doing this is familytreedna. They've got about 99,0000 samples. But only about 22,000 that are distinct. Heck, even the national geographic society is doing this now.

      I repeat. THEY ARE NOT PUBLISHING YOUR GENOME (just the y-chromosome for me and the mitochondrial dna for women).

      I know the privacy fanatics are ready to go nuts over this. But before engaging luddite mode, please know what this test is and what it is not.

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    2. Re:Publishing Your Privatest Data by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Your Y chromosome might be identical to your 3x-great grandfather. But it's different from mine, or they couldn't tell us apart, or that we have different 3x-great grandfathers.

      Privacy "fanatics"? I bet you voted for Bush because he was a "centrist uniter".

      You privacy naifs are the ones who don't understand technology. We privacy advocates are the ones who want better tech to protect us from people who know enough to exploit us.

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    3. Re:Publishing Your Privatest Data by dick+johnson · · Score: 1

      Once again, you're missing the point. But that doesn't surprise me since instead of debating my point, you make a personal attack on me.

      The reality is that the Y chromosome I carry is essentially identical to the one carried by a distant male ancestor of mine who lived 23,000 years ago. (Yes. I've already done one of these tests)

      That means there are literally millions of folks with the exact same Y chromosome as mine. So, explain to me how that data is going to be useful in identifying little old me?

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    4. Re:Publishing Your Privatest Data by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, you are missing the point that the Y chromosome data is in fact distinct from most people, which is the essence of this service.

      My attack was on your logic, which you persist in applying badly. And now your ability to read.

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    5. Re:Publishing Your Privatest Data by dick+johnson · · Score: 1

      No. The Y chromosome is only distinct in that the millions of folks who share the same one I have is different from the billions on the planet.

      Having worked in the legal system for a time, I know a bit about how dna is used to identify people. If a prosecutor tried using this data to identify someone in a criminal case, they would be laughed out of court.

      There are simply too many other people who have the profile to be used to identify any single person. Once again, you need to understand the science.

      There are plenty of real privacy issues for you to be concerned about. This issue is NOT one of them.

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  69. Doesn't Eugenics scare anyone? by bitRAKE · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics

    There is nothing that can be done about the past.

  70. Re:Why exactly by digitect · · Score: 1

    Paul is making a strawman argument... he is saying that baptism is in vain if Christ is still dead.

    In the previous paragraph he discusses that all things are under Christ's authority. Then the v.29 paragraph begins with the quote, basically saying that believers baptize on behalf of the alive Christ who was raised, who still rules and will rule. Just a verse later he points out the foolishness of this belief if Christ wasn't raised/isn't alive, "If the dead are not raised, 'Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die.'"

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  71. Re:Hmmm...what about ownership of the pattern? by OceanBarb · · Score: 1

    But who owns it? Are you the owner of it or does the web site take ownership? What if I have a gene for shiny hair and somebody wants to copy it someday? Just wondering.....who will get the royalties?

  72. Already available by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    ... at YSearch.

    The testing only involves certain standard alleles of mostly unknown function on the Y-chromosome, picked for their mix of mutation rate. By comparing the results with that of someone you suspect is related, you can get a good idea whether you are in fact related, or how closely. It's far from being enough information to identify you personally, so privacy concerns are minimal. Your first cousin might match you 67 out of 67 markers, while you 5th cousin will probably only match the 37 more slowly mutating markers.

    Of course, this kind of testing can lead to the exposure of deep dark secrets regarding parentage. If that would bother you a lot, you probably shouldn't be doing genealogy.

    Ancestry.com is apparently now going to compete with FTDNA, which is the most widely used and respected genealogical DNA testing company.

    Anybody who has ever tried to do genealogical lookups on the Internet soon learns to hate ancestry.com -- until you give in and pay their $155 per year.

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  73. Re:National Geographic has been doing this for YEA by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    Save a hundred bucks! We all have earliest ancestors from Africa. Apparently one small tribe of ppl is the source of all human DNA today.

  74. LAST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

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    Incidentally, subscription NOT required if your sueragent identifies as Google.

  76. Re:Why do we care? (it may ba a MOLAD) by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

    Knowing where one's forebearers had come and proving it may be a matter of life and death. Most may claim that this is merely academic. That may be true in a nation that is based on individual rights. However, what if something really nasty were to happen to the USA and people started to look elsewhere to live (ARGENTINA, ANYONE?). Suddenly, family records become IMPORTANT. Many nations have tightened up their requirments for their respective laws of return AND laws of entry. In many instances, a batchelor's degree has become just as important as a passport and family records for returning to a land of one's ancestors (well-educated people earn lots of money so they can pay lots of taxes to support their social insurance system).

    Not all laws of return are indefinite. Israel's Law of Return is set to expire in 2023. That gives everyone with a Jewish mother or a convert to Judaism sixteen years to make up their mind whether to risk persecution and slaughter in the diaspora (YES I INCLUDE THE USA IN THIS) or get themselves where they really belong. Money and assimilation may be one's G-d, but that does not unmake one a Jew in the eyes of judeopaths; it only reinforces that stereotype that feeds judeopathy. For the one who can prove one Jewish grandparent, one has to 'make aliyah' from within Israel (i.e. visit on a visa that permits this sort of procedure). This is because in the USA and Canada, one must process throught the Jewish Agency for Israel, which uses the halachic position that a child of a Jewish father and a non-Jewish mother is not recognized as Jewish (still makes just as good a lampshade as the others). There exists the "Shalit Amendment" in the Law of Return that permits one who has one Jewish grandparent the right of return, This was based on the Nurenberg Race Laws: 'Jew enough to gas and burn, Jew enough for the Law of Return' (my quote).

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