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Microsoft .NET Patch May Make PCs Go "Haywire"

yuna49 writes "Various people are reporting that the MS07-040 patch for .NET released on Tuesday can cause a variety of seemingly unrelated problems. According to the SANS Internet Storm Center 'the reports we got so far seem not to lead to any specific thing that happens in many cases, just various things going haywire.' Some commentators on The Register's report of this story indicate that the patch failed to install at all, while others report things like the mouse suddenly failing to work or long periods of hard drive thrashing. In some cases a hard reboot seems to fix the problem, but other reports suggest that a reinstallation of the .NET framework itself is required. The problems may be related to the MSCORSVW.EXE process which recompiles all the .NET assemblies when the patch is downloaded. While the recompilations are supposed to run as a background task, in some instances the recompilation will drive the processor to 100% usage."

212 comments

  1. Sonofa... by wiredog · · Score: 1

    That's why my box was running so slow yesterday morning. Drove me and the other IT guys a bit nuts trying to figure it out. Eventually it got better on its own.

    1. Re:Sonofa... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Same here. I imagine this story has inspired many a resounding "d'oh!"

    2. Re:Sonofa... by Macthorpe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, I can't admit to seeing any issues here, not that it denies the existence of them elsewhere.

      I'm quite surprised that this doesn't happen more often, actually. The last time I remember a problem with a Windows Update that made the news was sometime towards the end of last year. Someone can correct me, though, if they feel the need.

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    3. Re:Sonofa... by Blieb · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Resistence is futile.

    4. Re:Sonofa... by duguk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mine's been trying to install the same patch on shutdown for about 3 days now... is it related? How can I find out what its trying to install? Should I just install Gentoo again!?!

    5. Re:Sonofa... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Should I just install Gentoo again!?!

      Didn't read the rest of your note, but yes.

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    6. Re:Sonofa... by J0nne · · Score: 5, Funny

      If your processor is going to be recompiling stuff constantly anyway, you might aswell use Gentoo ;).

    7. Re:Sonofa... by khephera · · Score: 1

      My mouse and keyboard just quit several times yesterday, and I had to do a hard boot to get them going again. I guess I know why it happened now...

    8. Re:Sonofa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah well, I feel the "need" since it affected several hundred of my HP desktops,

      http://support.microsoft.com/kb/925902

      that was "news" indeed.

      try to keep up next time, mmkay?

    9. Re:Sonofa... by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      that was "news" indeed. Can you actually link me to a news article then? Seeing as that's what I said.
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    10. Re:Sonofa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You don't trust Microsoft and would rather believe the liberal media?

      Damned liberals.

    11. Re:Sonofa... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm another victim, I think. On Wednesday I noticed that several of my applications that use the .NET framework stopped working, such as avi.net, paint.net and Audacity. Then, when I tried to update iTunes I got a message about the .NET installations being "incomplete".

      I tried reinstalling the apps, which didn't work, then I tried to "repair" the .NET framwork(s) and finally had to uninstall/reinstall all the .NET stuff. I had to reboot several times during the process. Then it really got weird.

      I've been thinking that MS would come up with something that would make XP less useful - some sort of bug or new type of unpatchable vulnerability to force Windows users to adopt Vista. Maybe this is the beginning of the end of XP.

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    12. Re:Sonofa... by icepick72 · · Score: 3, Funny

      My refridgerator has been leaking and not catching water in the drip pan ... is it related? How can I find out what its doing? Should I just install Gentoo again!?!

    13. Re:Sonofa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelling is futile.

    14. Re:Sonofa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it would only be news if there weren't regular problems with Windows Update crashing computers. I occasionally run it just to see if it works right so I can write an article and get it published. I'll be rich...

    15. Re:Sonofa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you pulled that out of your ass?

    16. Re:Sonofa... by bsdewhurst · · Score: 1

      I had issues yesterday morning, like most people are saying 100% CPU by the MSCORSVW process, seems that the process had the same priority as anything else so it took forever for Firefox to open so I could find out what that process was. On top of all that it seems to have effected the most important app on my system and I had to reinstall before I could do any work yesterday.

    17. Re:Sonofa... by duguk · · Score: 1

      Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    18. Re:Sonofa... by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      All assemblies from other product that comprise .NET 3.0 (which contains .NET 2.0) are scheduled at priority 3, which are NGEN'd when the machine is idle. This explains why it got better on its own.

      See http://blogs.msdn.com/heaths/archive/2007/07/13/kb 928365-for-ms07-040-leaves-some-managed-applicatio ns-sluggish.aspx.

    19. Re:Sonofa... by revengebomber · · Score: 1

      Recompile your kernel, all the GNU utils, your X system, and all of KDE, and then get back to me.


      Hey, you're using Gentoo, so anything you do starts or ends with that anyway.

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    20. Re:Sonofa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      news flash it affected Vista too my hard drive goes wild and 100% of the processor gets locked up and hard rebooting doesn't help either.

    21. Re:Sonofa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's why my box was running so slow yesterday morning. Drove me and the other IT guys a bit nuts trying to figure it out. Eventually it got better on its own." - by wiredog (43288) on Friday July 13, @08:44AM (#19847639)

      Mine's running fine (Windows Server 2003 SP #2)... no problemo! Here is WHY I suspect you are having problems:

      You have/had to read the "Fine Print", first, prior to installing the service pack patch to .NET framework, first... there is a tool to download with it, called:

      KB928366-KB929729-KB928367-Cleanup-x86.exe

      Which you must download, AND RUN, FIRST!

      (Just to remove KB928366, KB929729, & KB928367... & then, the patch installs itself, perfectly!)

      That's some "FYI" for folks that are having problems with it... I did so, following the directions noted on the patch download site!

      APK

      P.S.=> I don't get it: It seems that many folks, EVEN IT PROS, don't seem to read today, like they ought to & follow directions well... no offense intended to the person I am replying to, but, the download site DID show this as a needed prerequisite to run first, prior to installing the actual service pack patch download! Read closely next time guys... apk

    22. Re:Sonofa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  2. JOHNNY 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    is ALIVE!

    1. Re:JOHNNY 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not if he installs this patch.

  3. Nickname for the Patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the MS07-040 patch May Make PCs Go "Haywire" Considering that "Haywire" is a way to describe chair throwing monkey dances, I propose we nickname this patch "The Ballmer Patch" maybe even tag it theballmerpatch since it could make your computer DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS.
    1. Re:Nickname for the Patch by mackil · · Score: 1

      Makes perfect sense. He couldn't get Google so he's taking it out on us, his poor customers.

    2. Re:Nickname for the Patch by A+non-mouse+Coward · · Score: 1

      Looks like it doesn't even need a Google-Bomb.

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  4. Sit on it... by Heem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And this is why I sit on patches for at least a couple of weeks.

    "Declined"

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    1. Re:Sit on it... by Heem · · Score: 1

      I also would never be dumb enough to expose any microsoft machines to the internets.
      All I have to fear is my internal users, who can't figure out the correct place to type the URL in their web browser (you know, the "blue e thing")

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    2. Re:Sit on it... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a remote code execution fix. It is irresponsible to dismiss it out of hand. If you're not applying the patch, you have up to three workarounds per system to apply. The workaround, by the way, is basically to disable Active Scripting. That is, no Java Script and no ActiveX controls. That's typically not satisfactory. The IIS ASP.NET fix is to strip NULLs from input. That's not going to happen very easily for proprietary web app software.

      Are you also "sitting on" MS07-039? Denial of service on AD is bad. Every admin I know applied this patch on Tuesday.

      You also, you know, could be testing the patch in your environment before deployment to see if any issues arise.

      The issue is also fairly uncommon from what I've seen. The majority of admins I've heard from have experienced no issues. If it's actually an issue with the patch and not just a AV scanner file locking issue due to the patch being 15 MB (which it has been for at least two people I've heard from) then MS will issue a revision.

      A far, far worse bug is the fact that can break recent versions of Sharepoint.

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    3. Re:Sit on it... by Heem · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A week or so isn't going to be the end of the world. I'll wait for you guys to break your environments. I mean, if they are patching something - it HAS been broken all this time - since I installed the box. it didn't just break yesterday and then the patch came right out.

      And plus, all my boxes are only on the internal network. Sure, they say your worst enemy is your own employees - I say my worst enemy is broken Microsoft Patches.

      So go ahead, upgrade your boxes on patch tuesday. I've just had way to many experiences where that has caused me serious grief.

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    4. Re:Sit on it... by idontgno · · Score: 3, Funny
      So go ahead, upgrade your boxes on patch tuesday. I've just had way to many experiences where that has caused me serious grief.

      I'm picturing the classic "Far Side" cartoon depicting the herd of lemmings (herd? is that what they group in?) rushing down the beach and into the sea with singleminded determination, except for one smartass lemming wearing an inner tube flotation thingie and smiling knowingly at the viewer.

      Of course, I did the singleminded-lemming thing Tuesday at home, and nothing's puking visibly yet. But on the gripping hand, the military network environment I work with tends to very carefully evaluate these Microsoft patches before letting them loose on their systems. I guess the network admins want to be the sole authority on unplanned outages, rather than outsourcing to the vendor.

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    5. Re:Sit on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Only here do people gloat about how incompetent they are at being a sysadmin.

    6. Re:Sit on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A week or so isn't going to be the end of the world. I'll wait for you guys to break your environments. I mean, if they are patching something - it HAS been broken all this time - since I installed the box. it didn't just break yesterday and then the patch came right out.

      No, but now there is some documentation of security risks in .NET, making it easy to develop exploits. Given the ubiquity of .NET in many applications/websites these days, a documented security hole can cause a lot of trouble.

      So, do you run the risk of an unpatched box? Or do you run the risk of a patch that breaks things? That's the problem.

      For some of us, for security problems in important systems, the only solution is to very quickly apply the patch on a test machine, verify & test that everything works, then apply to production machines.

      For other security problems, where it can be mitigated, you have the luxury of a long testing cycle.

    7. Re:Sit on it... by utnapistim · · Score: 1

      A week or so isn't going to be the end of the world. I'll wait for you guys to break your environments. I mean, if they are patching something - it HAS been broken all this time - since I installed the box. it didn't just break yesterday and then the patch came right out.

      A week or so might be just enough. Even if something has been broken all this time, there is a big difference between your system having unpatched vulnerabilities and having unpatched and known vulnerabilities.

      From your point of view, one might say that surely the latest patch is not the last one. If the system will continue having other (presently unknown) vulnerabilities, then patching one of them makes no difference, so, unless it's crashing, why patch at all?

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    8. Re:Sit on it... by myxiplx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We typically sit on patches for a couple of months. Then we roll them out to IT, if it doesn't crash those computers we'll roll them out further. In the last two years we've only been vulnerable to a single MS advisory, and needed to patch more quickly.

      How? We use group policy and IE security zones so that only sites IT have authorised can run scripts. It's about ten minutes work a week to maintain now, and while there's still some risk that a trusted site could host a vulnerability, the risk is small enough we can sleep soundly at night despite having a hundred or so workstations in an unpatched state.

      The upside: Haven't had a security breach, or problem with a MS patch in two years.

    9. Re:Sit on it... by sl1thy · · Score: 1

      I'm picturing the same Far Side cartoon. Only this time, the lemmings herd rushing down the beach are all Windows users...no thought about whether this is truly a OS worth our time, just take what they feed you and run towards the sea. The one smartass wearing an inner tube is a Linux user...he's still going into the same sea, but at least he's thought for himself and is using something that guarantee's a bit more survival time.

    10. Re:Sit on it... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Anyone hear about the Quicktime 7.2 patch yesterday, that, in some cases, breaks PPC apps running on Intel Macs?

      Can we paint the lemmings rainbow color now? Or do they have to be all shiny and white for correct Macitude?

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    11. Re:Sit on it... by a-zarkon! · · Score: 1
      A couple weeks seems like a reasonable precaution if you're concerned, more so for servers. I only wish that I didn't have a system administrator here who has successfully used this as a dodge against *any* routine patch maintenance. "We can't turn on autoupdate because Microsoft patches might break functionality." Yes we've been hit with worms. Yes it's scary and keeps me up nights. No I'm not making this up.

      SERENITY NOW

    12. Re:Sit on it... by jon_joy_1999 · · Score: 1

      I guess the network admins want to be the sole authority on unplanned outages, rather than outsourcing to the vendor.
      that doesn't sound like the army at all, unless I'm wrong, maybe it's the administrative branch of the government... oh hell, it's the entire government, one huge perpetual pass-the-buck machine


      I wonder if we can tap it as a natural resource.. of course it would probably contribute to global warming even further

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    13. Re:Sit on it... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      I had a gray beard say to me once,

      "If you want overtime, install all of the updates as they drop; turn on Automatic Updates; you pay check will get huge!"

      Of course his point wasn't that all patches are evil, his point was that patches can break things too! Don't be the first into the pool - you don't win anything for it.

    14. Re:Sit on it... by Heem · · Score: 1

      Hey now, I've only got like 10 or so hairs in my beard turning gray! ;)

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    15. Re:Sit on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A far, far worse bug is the fact that can break recent versions of Sharepoint.

      So it isn't all that bad then.

    16. Re:Sit on it... by ZwJGR · · Score: 1

      Until I got a new box a few weeks ago, I had simply turned off WinXP's auto-updates entirely.
      I don't need some half-baked security patch for some obscure functionality in some forgotten Microsoft API nobody uses...

      How many infections did I get: 1, a family member downloaded a bad exe off the net...

      Patching Windows does not make it "safer", really, it just plugs another hole.
      A decent firewall and running a minimal daemon process list (ie. no dcom service, none of this remote RPC junk, etc. ), is infinitely more effective.
      If your paranoid like me you can check process explorer, rootkit revealer, adaware, tcpmon, autoruns, etc. regularly too.
      Having Windows accepting TCP connections and listening for UDP packets, from outside, the unguarded internet, for no apparent reason, and without your consent, is a recipe for disaster.
      My firewall log was full of blocked connections. (Was since I bought a router :-)

      As for .NET, hardly anyone except MS uses it, so it is not surprising that many people do not notice the bug in the patch.

      Still, producing patched versions worse than the original is poor form, and not a good way to inspire trust in your customers (or in M$'s case, consumers)...

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    17. Re:Sit on it... by kennygraham · · Score: 1

      And this is why I sit on patches for at least a couple of weeks.

      So you're the one who smushed my poor dog Patches. :(

    18. Re:Sit on it... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I also would never be dumb enough to expose any microsoft machines to the internets."
      Not a huge MSFT fan here, but that is a bit of an overblown statement. Just use common sense. I have a dual boot PC (XP, Feisty) and my wife uses the web all the time using XP, and I have never (I mean NEVER) had a problem.

      Get a good firewall. Or, an OK firewall for that matter (I use Zonealarm). Don't use IE. You cannot uninstall it, but you can hide it pretty well so that nobody can use it. Use legitimate F/OSS (with GPL, Mozilla, BSD licenses), otherwise, grabbing all the latest "free" software is risky. If you install software and it tells you that in order for it to be installed, it also needs to install its "friends", halt the installation unless you know those friends. Stay away from warez sites, those are the dark alleys of the intarwebs.

      Like I said, use common sense and you will be fine.

      The biggest danger to your XP computer is not malware (assuming a certain level of proficiency here, see above). It is all of the retarded software that leaves system cruft (I call them roaches) whenever you upgrade that will slow you down to a crawl. Yes, looking at you, iTunes (about ready to roll back to version 6 here), and your stupid inbred cousin named Quicktime (must you reinstate your automatic startup every time I upgrade you? curses!). And let's not forget Office or Visual Studio, with its myriad of mostly useless startup services. I'd say it takes more knowhow to clean all that crap because retarded MSFT provides all kinds of nooks and crannies for all the damn roaches to hide in (like the registry!). That's why using Windows is a pain, not because of security problems.

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    19. Re:Sit on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're delaying patching your systems because... once a year (so far thats been the frequency) Microsoft releases patches that makes systems go "haywire"? And.. BTW not all patches are related to the networking system. By not patching your systems you're just proving how incompetent you are.

    20. Re:Sit on it... by skarphace · · Score: 1

      So go ahead, upgrade your boxes on patch tuesday. I've just had way to many experiences where that has caused me serious grief.
      This is what test boxes are for.
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  5. So That's It by neltana · · Score: 1

    Okay, I noticed my laptop thrashing away like crazy last night just before I went to bed. One of the offending processes was MSCORSVW.EXE. Since I was tired, I just shut it down and figured I would look into it later. This saves me some research!

    It didn't seem to cause a problem on any of my other PCs, though.

    1. Re:So That's It by asliarun · · Score: 0, Troll

      Since I was tired, I just shut it down and figured I would look into it later. This saves me some research! Aah my friend, in your weariness, you stumbled upon the magic solution for all Microsoftie ailments...

      REBOOT! (and rejoice, and talk to me about uptime later)
    2. Re:So That's It by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Ya, because you're really l337 running a laptop 24/7!!11

    3. Re:So That's It by neltana · · Score: 1

      My laptop spends most of its time plugged in and in hibernate mode. It lives in the Family Room and is used mainly to look up things on IMDB when my wife and I have the "where do I know that guy from...?" conversation.

      Probably, I should shut it down overnight. It might save a bit of electricity (I think the transformer draws a constant trickle). But I'm a slave to convenience...it's nice to be able to grab it and look something up quickly.

      That's one of the reasons why I have MS patches auto-update...I would never get around to maintaining the darn thing otherwise. I suppose this is one of the downsides of that approach: I get to beta test all of MS's patches.

    4. Re:So That's It by TheLink · · Score: 3, Funny
      Come on, give the Microsofties some credit - there are many things they can attempt:


      1) Retry
      2) Restart
      3) Reboot
      4) Reconfigure
      5) Repatch
      6) Reinstall (app)
      7) Reformat
      8) Rebuild (os + app)
      9) Retry (everything from 1-8)
      10) Relinquish/Reassign/Reject (project/task)
      11) Resign
      12) Resume/Resumé ;)

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    5. Re:So That's It by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      My comment wasn't directed at you, it was the person who replied to you and mentioned uptime. I see now that my post was confusing.

      FWIW, hibernate is the same as shutting the laptop down as far as power goes, so you'll get the same power draw as if it was plugged in but turned off.

    6. Re:So That's It by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      13)Replace (with a linux livecd)

      It will clear up that "not so fresh feeling" every morning.

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    7. Re:So That's It by laffer1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This seems stupid. If you're going to suggest Linux, at least tell him to install it.

      Upon installing patches on wednesday in vista, my system BSOD'd. I was happy to see the familiar screen in vista. It brought back so many memories.

    8. Re:So That's It by ettlz · · Score: 1

      13) Profit!

    9. Re:So That's It by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Adapting this list to the solid waste hierarchy...

      1. Reduce: Don't use the computer so much. (Kinda sucks for business users)
      2. Reuse: Stick with Windows 98 for the next 50 years.
      3. Recycle: Put Linux on the box instead. (Judgment reserved as to whether this constitutes upcycling or downcycling)
      4. Recover: Burn the OS CDs and use the heat to generate electricity.
      5. Residual: Toss the whole thing in the landfill and start a business that doesn't require computers, like... um... a corner lemonade stand.
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    10. Re:So That's It by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...at least tell him to install it.

      Why? Just to go through it all over again? LiveCDs are great. Too bad there isn't one for Windows. BartPE doesn't count, what with all the stupid licensing crap. Like the old Bic pens...runs first time, every time. If it doesn't start up, then I know I have a hardware problem. Simple and reliable. The only better option to me is put the system on ROM. What we have now is very kludgy and high maintenance.

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    11. Re:So That's It by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Why? For security patches! This article was about a bad security patch.

      You're probably thinking I'm secure because its read only. True the OS is read only. Every time you boot up someone can freshly root it and use it to send spam. Nice. Also consider that most people still use some writable medium like a usb flash drive, an archaic floppy or a network resource.

      Using a livecd for testing hardware or trying linux is great, but suggesting someone replace broken windows with a livecd is foolish. Plus on a mass scale, you have to sit there and distribute new cds every time a new version comes out with security patches. That's a hassle and there is no guarantee in a corporate environment that people would use a specific CD. Perhaps you were just thinking about home use? Well why not buy a dreamcast or xbox and just boot your shit on that instead of buying a computer if you feel that way. There is no point to a real desktop with a livecd. You aren't using storage or anything else beyond the network adapter, video card and maybe a sound card. Of course you have no where to store your music do you.

    12. Re:So That's It by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Plus on a mass scale, you have to sit there and distribute new cds every time a new version comes out with security patches.

      Hey, if AOL can do it... :-)

      That's a hassle and there is no guarantee in a corporate environment that people would use a specific CD.

      Thin clients could make a comeback.

      Well why not buy a dreamcast or xbox and just boot your shit on that instead of buying a computer if you feel that way.

      Will it run Photoshop? or Dreamweaver? Office? Would it be as fast? Anyway they won't run with a livecd either, but a true Windows livecd, if one existed, could. One of the reasons I don't buy game boxes is principally for lack of funds and I don't care for games more complicated than solitaire and pong. All my equipment is at least five years old. I plan on staying with it until a capacitor pops. As far as storing my docs on a hard drive or USB stick, there's no need to mount them until I'm finished working and ready to save the docs to the drive. So, for now, since I'm not running a livecd now, I do the next best thing. I ghost the partition. The primary partition is 98 with real DOS. That way I can update and ghost it again. Ghosting a fresh install saves me over an hour if things do go haywire.

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    13. Re:So That's It by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      My two experiences with LiveCDs have been thus:

      Ubuntu: Refused to detect keyboard and ran like a pig.
      Mandriva: Failed to boot after 25 minutes of waiting.

      YMMV, but if you're going to use Linux you might as well go the whole hog and actually install it.

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    14. Re:So That's It by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Haven't tried them yet. Try Slax. Small, easy to modify with modules. I load it into RAM, and it's lightning fast. I'll be honest and tell you I having a bit of a problem with slack 12 install. First time ever it wouldn't boot straight off the disk. Maybe the SMP kernel is messing with my P3 because the P4 does boot. But that's an actual install disk. My Slack 11 instill is still running fine, but because I experiment a lot I like having the latest toys, so I got some work to do. I do "semi-install" the livecd by copying it straight to my primary DOS/98 partition and run it from there. In fact I have three different ones "installed" in that fashion. I run OpenOffice, Gimp, Inkscape, Quanta, and lots of other goodies. Couldn't be happier. Runs as fast as everything else on the machine.

      It just came to me that I can run Windows in a VM and have the same protections. So I shouldn't be worried about that either. Replacing the virtual disk file is faster than ghosting.

      I don't know what to tell you guys. For me the livecd is very convenient and safe. And it's a great maintenance tool besides. I've rescued lots of data off of disks that won't boot, and that BartPE can't read. Great for business with minimal effort on my part.

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    15. Re:So That's It by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      I still need to try Knoppix, I have the CD for it lying on my desk. I'll try Slax too, if you think it'll work.

      Unfortunately I don't see any reason for me to move away from Vista yet, though if the lag on City of Heroes gets any worse I might just format my whole computer in frustration...

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  6. If this is the .NET 1.1 fix... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    ...then I'm glad to see others having problems. It tried to install twice, but kept coming up as a pending patch. On the third try, I figured it must be fucked on MS end, and disabled the install and told update to ignore it from now on. *shrug*

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    1. Re:If this is the .NET 1.1 fix... by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

      I believe that you are (partially) correct, it is for .NET Framework versions 1.0, 1.1, and 2.0. AFAIK, v3.0 is not affected by the vulnerability. Just a wild-assed guess here, but If you have any beta or CTP versions of the 1.1 or 2.0 Framework, that may be causing issues as well. That bit me in the ass a while back when I tried to install some of the latest versions MS dev tools. Had to uninstall the beta/preview versions of the Framework (and any beta/preview applications that relied on them such as SQL Server 2005, SQL Mobile Version, Visual Studio, etc.) then install the full release versions of the Framework and applications before anything would work. Good luck!

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    2. Re:If this is the .NET 1.1 fix... by Allador · · Score: 1

      When this happens, try downloading the patch binary manually and running it yourself.

      That will commonly resolve the behavior you were seeing.

      Not sure why, but there definitely are times when Automatic Update/Windows Update/Microsoft Update wont be able to apply a patch, but it works fine when you run it by hand.

  7. mother of all f.uck ups by dv83r · · Score: 1, Funny

    "If Assumption the mother of all fuck ups, then surely it is also the father of all Microsoft engineering."

  8. ProcessExplorer task manager replacement by StickInTheMud94 · · Score: 3, Informative

    When this 100% cpu utilization was happening I called up Process Explorer http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinternals/util ities/ProcessExplorer.mspx

    1. Re:ProcessExplorer task manager replacement by goarilla · · Score: 1

      i agree why is this modded up so high ffs
      everybody on /. knows that one needs some sysinternals tools: filemon,diskmon,procexp,pagedefrag,...
      to make windows at least bearable

    2. Re:ProcessExplorer task manager replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Process Explorer is good, I just do not understand what it had to do with the story? I guess to see what was taking up so much CPU time? Maybe it doesn't show up in the normal task manager.. *shrugs*

    3. Re:ProcessExplorer task manager replacement by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind ProcessExplorer is not free for commercial use anymore. Thanks MS!

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  9. 100% CPU ? by herve_masson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    in some instances the recompilation will drive the processor to 100% usage

    No, kidding ? You mean the background task don't deliberately leave CPU cycles for the sake of increasing idle time ? Amazing.
    This kind of summary don't push me hard to RTFA.

    1. Re:100% CPU ? by weicco · · Score: 2, Funny

      Remember kids, saving clock cycles is like putting money in the bank.

      Hmh. That sound funnier in finnish.

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    2. Re:100% CPU ? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You want it running at the equivalent of "nice -19 recompile-dotnet" so that it is using 100% of the CPU but yielding it to anything else that asks. You don't want it to run for days and days, after all.

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    3. Re:100% CPU ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Anything sounds funny in finnish. :p

    4. Re:100% CPU ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think the problem is that Windows does not have an equivalent priority manager for the virtual memory system, so if the background program uses up memory, all the user apps get swapped out, the hard disk begins thrashing and the system feels slow. This isn't of course specific to windows, but at least in linux/BSD/OSX there is a way to limit the disk or swap IO.

      Or maybe you can control swappiness/VM priority in Windows?

    5. Re:100% CPU ? by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      Of course it does. I would think that if you can set the priority in the task manager, you can also set it via code.

    6. Re:100% CPU ? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      You mean the background task don't deliberately leave CPU cycles for the sake of increasing idle time ?

      Well, how would you like it if you didn't get a half hour for lunch? Computers are people, too, you know.

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    7. Re:100% CPU ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought saving clock cycles helps saves the environment. That's what I think the government told me anyway!

  10. Win 2k not affected? by andrewd18 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I installed this on my Windows 2000 box yesterday and I haven't seen any problems so far. *shrug* Maybe it's just a Win XP thing.

    1. Re:Win 2k not affected? by cnettel · · Score: 1
      I would expect it to be much more noticeable if you have Visual Studio, and all of .NET 1.0, .NET 1.1, .NET 2.0 installed. (Visual Studio adding several large assemblies, and separate ngenning for each framework version.) .NET 3.0 will also add a lot of assemblies.

      If you run x64 Windows, then you'll probably run into even more duplicate work.

      So, I would expect most W2K machines won't have VS2005 and certainly not .NET 3.0. This will make the NGen execution much shorter.

    2. Re:Win 2k not affected? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, it's just an uncommon issue. On the NT admin mailing lists I'm on, only a handful of people have reported problems. Most responses to the thread have been "1000 systems patched here, no problems reported" and the like.

      The patch is also nearly 15 MB, which is huge for a patch. Some people have just been having problems with their AV scanners locking the file to scan while Automatic Updates wants to begin installing it (see MS KB 883825). That's not a MS issue. It's arguably not even an AV vendor issue. Mostly it's an issue with admins not excluding the updates download directory.

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    3. Re:Win 2k not affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Some people have just been having problems with their AV scanners locking the file to scan while Automatic Updates wants to begin installing it (see MS KB 883825 [microsoft.com]). That's not a MS issue. It's arguably not even an AV vendor issue. Mostly it's an issue with admins not excluding the updates download directory.

      Its nothing to do with admins folders or rights but more to do with a 450+mb temp file being scanned that is created in your .NET directory while it (mscore) recompiles the updated libraries, any virus scanner is going to get upset when its presented with a 450+ mb file to scan

      i discovered this temp file creation when a box told me it was out of space with a 1gb free (should be enough) which i thought was odd seeing as the patch was only 8mb
      so i did a quick scan of the system using SpaceMonger (an app that visualises file space and shows you which files are large and where) and sure enough there was a huge temp file in the NET directory (it was deleted after patching)

    4. Re:Win 2k not affected? by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      > Mostly it's an issue with admins not excluding the updates download directory.

      Where IS that directory? Half the patches I see make weirdo directories in C:\ that look like GUIDs or something? And I still don't know why they never clean up after themselves.

    5. Re:Win 2k not affected? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      C:\WINDOWS\SoftwareDistribution. Specifically, updates get downloaded and unpacked to C:\WINDOWS\SoftwareDistribution\Download. You can actually delete C:\WINDOWS\SoftwareDistribution without hurting anything (as long as you stop Automatic Updates and BITS), and since Automatic Updates typically doesn't delete update files it's a good idea to do so every so often. It also forces the client to re-download the metadata stored in DataStore, which is known to become corrupt and prevent Automatic Updates from running properly.

      The GUID-like directories in C:\ are typically just the log files for Service Packs (often MSXML). I don't know why those get left behind, but AFAIK they're safe to delete.

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  11. How about failed standby mode? by Samedi1971 · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen any of the issues mentioned, but after I installed the update my PC failed to wake up after being put in standby mode. Fans and drives powered up, but no signs of intelligent life. This happened the first two times I put it in standby after installing the update and rebooting. Since then I've put it in standby 3-4 times without any problems.

    I don't know if it's related or not, but with everything else on the machine working fine, I was suspecting the update before it magically started working again.

    1. Re:How about failed standby mode? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      I have a laptop running XP Home that will not enter Standby mode now (after applying this patch), a dlg box pops up claming that a .Net service is preventing the system from entering standby.

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    2. Re:How about failed standby mode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both of my XP Pro machines did this as well - one a Dell laptop, and the other an IBM desktop.

    3. Re:How about failed standby mode? by normuser · · Score: 1

      ...after I installed the update my PC failed to wake up after being put in standby mode. Fans and drives powered up, but no signs of intelligent life.

      Thats what it wants you to think.
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    4. Re:How about failed standby mode? by tcolberg · · Score: 1

      I have the exact same problem. When's the hotfix coming out?

    5. Re:How about failed standby mode? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      I simply disabled the service. Not a real fix but the annoyance went away.

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  12. Familiar symptoms? by griffjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    others report things like the mouse suddenly failing to work or long periods of hard drive thrashing. In some cases a hard reboot seems to fix the problem, but other reports suggest that a reinstallation of the .NET framework itself is required

    Wait; so, random failures, hard drive thrashing, rebooting and/or reinstalling works? Isn't that the normal user experience in Windows anyhow?

    DUPE! ;)

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    1. Re:Familiar symptoms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no

    2. Re:Familiar symptoms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes

    3. Re:Familiar symptoms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe
      itsatrap
      haha

    4. Re:Familiar symptoms? by timhillu03 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whether it's funny or scary that you are modded insightful.

    5. Re:Familiar symptoms? by griffjon · · Score: 1

      +1 insightful to your post pondering the insightfulness of my post!

      It was 3, Funny last I looked. Now the moderation totals are:

          30% Insightful
          20% Flamebait
          20% Troll

      Ah, slashdot.

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    6. Re:Familiar symptoms? by mrak+and+swepe · · Score: 1

      No.

      Not since Windows 98, anyway.

  13. OK then, so...? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    OK then, so everyone goof up every once in a while, I can't really blame them for that, but when is there a patch for the patch then?

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    1. Re:OK then, so...? by cnettel · · Score: 1

      Just wait for NGen to complete. The issues with the patch failing to install might warrant a patch, though.

    2. Re:OK then, so...? by wanderingknight · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, the Ubuntu Live CD.

    3. Re:OK then, so...? by empaler · · Score: 1

      Stupid Debians can't handle my RAID yet...

      Fedora, however, is the ticket.

      Now, if only Xen would properly acknowledge that my X2 /F2 stepping processor can virtualize...

    4. Re:OK then, so...? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      But it doesn't run MS Paint natively. Damn, you almost had me there.

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  14. emerge --pv dev-lang/dotnet-runtime-1.1 by MrNemesis · · Score: 2

    For a minute there, it sounded like Microsoft had moved to Gentoo for their package management... ;)

    Disclaimer: I use and like Gentoo, for all its misgivings, so no flames please!

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    1. Re:emerge --pv dev-lang/dotnet-runtime-1.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: I use and like Gentoo, for all its misgivings, so no flames please!

      Slashdot: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
      MrNemesis Well, I was told outside that...
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      MrNemesis What?
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      MrNemesis: Thank You.
      Slashdot: (Stupid git!!)

  15. Had strange network problems by mpn14tech · · Score: 1

    After installing patches on Wednesday I started having a peculiar problem when running vmware 5.4. The host box network connectivity would be lost. It would take a reboot of the machine to reestablish the network connection. I also had one unexpected system reboot when running the arp command while troubleshooting the problem. The problem appears to have gone away once I uninstalled the latest patches. No way to know which one was causing the problem. This was on a Windows XPSP2 box.

  16. CPU usage by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

    While the recompilations are supposed to run as a background task, in some instances the recompilation will drive the processor to 100% usage.

    Sounds like Microsoft are Secretly Monopolizing the CPU Without Being Root

    They'd better not have nicked my code or they're in trouble. It's GPL 3 I'll have you know...

  17. Win2003 by foodnugget · · Score: 1

    on a[n] [un]related note, the win2003 server at the company I work for had its partition table corrupted by wednesday morning. Last time the server was alive was midnight tuesday. They can't figure out what happened, other than "some updates were installed".

    I rebuilt the partitions with some magical software. Everything seems to be okay at this point. Anyone know if this is related? The only unusual thing that happened to this otherwise "reliable" server were the updates.

    1. Re:Win2003 by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wed morning? The day before was patch tuesday. Why is your company installing patches on production servers they day they come out?

      You should have a test machine set up and run ALL new patches on it for at least a few days to make sure they don't hork anything up before rolling them out to production machines.

    2. Re:Win2003 by cnettel · · Score: 4, Informative

      On the other hand, a broken partition table due to a random hardware error (or any other bug causing a write there) would probably not be detected until the next reboot anyway.

    3. Re:Win2003 by foodnugget · · Score: 1

      It is a tiny server, mostly unimportant (except to my division), and after i got it back up and running, I discovered that automatic updates were set to download and install automatically and silently.

      So I'm left to wonder (and may never find out)... Did the update cause the problem/break the partition table, or did the act of the reboot due to the update simply point out the issue which was caused by an unrelated issue? The system was up for quite some time until that update....

    4. Re:Win2003 by DanEllisUK · · Score: 1

      Uncanny, I recommended to a colleague to update his machine which he did last night. Later that evening his machine would not boot, looked like the partition table was screwed. He opted for a reinstall.... doh. Could this actually be related?

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    5. Re:Win2003 by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Doubtful. I had a computer running for weeks at a time. I shut it down to install my new (for 2001) NVidia card. When I booted up, I got a message saying that the MBR could not be read. The drive failed physically as even when I recovered my data, I could not get anything to write to the MBR. I suspect the drive failed while it was running at some point.

  18. background task & 100% CPU by oliverthered · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A background task that's taking 100% cpu is perfectly fine, so long as it is a background task and is running on a below normal priority.

    I frequently make processes that run at 100% CPU run as a background task.

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  19. no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    yeah no kidding somethings broken, my task manager screensaver used to display usage from 0-100% (Win2k AS)
    until those updates and now according to the TM iam using

    -152% cpu

    So apart from the negative cpu process usage numbers everything else seems fine, oh apart from the installer process needing 450mb! free space to install/compile an 8mb patch
    a complete 1.1 & 2.0 net install now needs 1+gb space to run that 300kb widget , bloatware at its finest (soon be catching java on how big a library can get)

  20. Damned KB935807 patch by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    You sure it's not related to patch KB935807? On three seperate computers running Vista, I could not get this patch to install. It would try to install, then after a reboot or two, it would report back its status as failing. After doing a quick google search, I soon found out that I'm not alone!

    And yes, I've tried downloading the patch file and installing manually. No go.

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    1. Re:Damned KB935807 patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah at last I was I'm not the only one. That f**king 935807 patch on Vista got my pc in such a total reboot cycle whereby it was constantly "Configuring updates", rebooting ad infinitum that I eventually in disgust after 5 hours, reformatted and reinstalled, which then worked fine. Go figure. Microsoft have really f**ked up here.

    2. Re:Damned KB935807 patch by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      None of my Vista machines (all 3 of them) were able to install KB935807 via Windows Update. However, I was able to install manually.

      Try stopping the Windows Update service, deleting the C:\WINDOWS\SoftwareDistribution\Download and C:\WINDOWS\SoftwareDistribution\DataStore folders, and then install the patch manually. That worked for me.

      This is a major pain in the ass. Thanks, Microsoft.

    3. Re:Damned KB935807 patch by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Ya, I tried that before. Sure, I can install the update manually and it reports back a success. However, later on I get dialog box stating that I still need to have it installed. When I let it, I get the same crap message of it failing.

      Whatever, I'll just wait till MS re-releases a fix. In the mean time, I've left this pending patch unchecked.

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  21. Re:Ubuntu Unaffected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait for the Mono enhancement.

  22. I installed it and.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my computer asploded

  23. External USB Harddrive by redfoxtx · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this one seems to of got me as well, or at least I think so. Patches installed by themselves, and Windows did it's reboot thing overnight. When I logged in the next day, one of my USB hard drives wasn't recognized. Now whenever it's plugged in, just AC, not USB, the activity LED goes crazy. Anyone heard anything like this, or any way to rectify.

    1. Re:External USB Harddrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      upgrade to vista.

    2. Re:External USB Harddrive by bot24 · · Score: 1

      I just saw somebody today who's new USB hard drive started to give off a burning smell, and then ceased to be recognized by the computer. I doubt it's related though.

  24. Shit on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    And this is why I sit on patches for at least a couple of weeks. What's your IP address, my perpetually vulnerable friend?
    1. Re:Shit on it... by michrech · · Score: 4, Funny

      And this is why I sit on patches for at least a couple of weeks. What's your IP address, my perpetually vulnerable friend? 127.0.0.1
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    2. Re:Shit on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      127.0.0.1

    3. Re:Shit on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or 127.0.0.2, for that matter...

    4. Re:Shit on it... by utnapistim · · Score: 5, Funny

      And this is why I sit on patches for at least a couple of weeks.

      What's your IP address, my perpetually vulnerable friend?

      127.0.0.1

      Aha! Any second now your system will be shutti

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    5. Re:Shit on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or 127.0.0.3, for that matter...

    6. Re:Shit on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      127.0.0.4

    7. Re:Shit on it... by bendodge · · Score: 1

      http://www.electric-escape.net/node/1475
      I almost fell out of my chair.

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  25. Failure loop by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

    For me, that particular patch installation failed. Then the windows update service informed me updates were available, including that patch. Let it try again. Failure. To stop the update service from informing me that this broken patch was available for me to try to install, I had to tell it to ignore that particular patch.

    Woo, QC.

    1. Re:Failure loop by CptRevelation · · Score: 1

      Yeah I had the same thing happen to me when that patch tried to install it failed, restarted the computer and went to the site to download it directly. Same thing happened again with it failing, a little "rinse and repeat" brought another failure so I made the system ignore it as well.

  26. Simple solution to the problem... (Funny) by tgatliff · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on... We all know the routine here on M$ boxes... Reboot it a couple times until we realize it is shot... Stick in the repair cd so that it can finish the job of killing it... Then wax the whole thing and reinstall... Explain to the user that all their data is gone and when they get that "deer caught in headlights" look, tell them they should have backed up to their data... Hm... Missing anything here??

    Just a typical day in windows land...

    1. Re:Simple solution to the problem... (Funny) by andrewd18 · · Score: 1

      Any time you have to put (Funny) in the title... it's not.

    2. Re:Simple solution to the problem... (Funny) by Vulva+R.+Thompson,+P · · Score: 1

      So how do you like working at Geek Squad?

    3. Re:Simple solution to the problem... (Funny) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't so much a "Funny" post as it is an informative one. Thanks for posting the contents of the MCSE (Mouse Clicking Solutions Expert) study guide, dude!

    4. Re:Simple solution to the problem... (Funny) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your approach is to wipe my drive first, *then* tell me my data's gone...stay the hell away from my computer.

    5. Re:Simple solution to the problem... (Funny) by lukelazarus · · Score: 1

      Just a typical day in windows land...

      That sounds like a typical day at the Geek Squad. ROFL.

    6. Re:Simple solution to the problem... (Funny) by lukelazarus · · Score: 1

      Actually....I really used to work at the Geek Squad.

    7. Re:Simple solution to the problem... (Funny) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you are missing the part where you man up and fix the problem instead of just reinstalling.

    8. Re:Simple solution to the problem... (Funny) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you have da 3l33t sKillZ? pH33r!!

  27. 100%? by Karellen · · Score: 1

    "While the recompilations are supposed to run as a background task, in some instances the recompilation will drive the processor to 100% usage."

    Um, so? If the processor isn't doing anything else, why shouldn't a background recompile use up 100% processor time? Don't tell me Windows gives time to the "idle" process when there are other processes, even background ones, that could run?!?

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  28. a bit off topic but do you remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How you during the installation had to choose a kernel and were given advice on which to choose. It went something like this.

    Gentoo-sources is the recommended choice.

    Linux.org base kernel is for those who like to live on the edge. (This is gentoo, we REALLY mean the edge)

    linux BETA, for those who like to live dangerous.

    I al ways thought one was missing.

    MS Windows, COME AND GET ME!

    If running Beta linux code is risky then running MS windows surely is like playing russian roulette with a pistol. (For those who don't know, you play russian roulette with a revolver. Google the difference)

    Oh sure, this may be flamebait but ask yourselve this. What exactly are you paying MS for? Were is all that support and testing that free software just can't provide?

  29. XP is actually pretty solid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    To all the people that have to say something about how this is just typical Windows for you, what exactly are you doing to your poor machines? I work on XP machines all day, and I find that if they're kept up to date with patches, antivirus, and antispyware then this kind of thing is very rare. 95% of my "Windows" problems are caused by 3rd parties like Adobe doing stupid things with their updaters and such.

    Quit clicking on every shiny ad you see - you won't get an Xbox for catching a monkey.

    1. Re:XP is actually pretty solid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      work on XP machines all day, and I find that if they're kept up to date with patches, antivirus, and antispyware then this kind of thing is very rare.

      I spend less time maintaining my car than you do maintaining your windows machines.

    2. Re:XP is actually pretty solid... by lordtoran · · Score: 1

      OK, sort of a solution ... don't use any 3rd party apps and Windows will not "decay". However, that doesn't help people who have to get real work done and NEED a lot of useful apps from different sources. These must go insane, like I did when I still used Windows ...

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    3. Re:XP is actually pretty solid... by Arterion · · Score: 1

      At least most of those third part apps actually run on Windows. Which is why I think so many people use it.

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    4. Re:XP is actually pretty solid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but I maintain 300 Windows machines with 300 people doing their best to screw things up.

  30. Duh. Cared to look at the date? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Friday 13th, anyone?

    How anyone would install an MS patch without first performing some exocism and have a Voodoo priest sacrifice a chicken is beyond me anyway. I have been doing this for years now and so far, no incompatibilities.

    Ok, using Ubuntu and Gentoo might have something to do with it, too, but I'm fairly confident of my chicken patching technique.

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  31. Technical term: "Haywire?" by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know things are getting bad when even supposedly technical types start to use this kind of language. In a few years we can expect to see serious techie-to-techie channels postings saying things like "The CPU went kerblooie" and "The disk became discombobulated" and "Don't apply this patch if you're not a real computer genius..."

    1. Re:Technical term: "Haywire?" by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      In our office ~10 yrs ago, we used to describe printers as "crapping out". Everyone knew what that meant.

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  32. my fix: install-uninstall-reinstall by jcgam69 · · Score: 1

    This is what worked for me. After I installed the patch a few of our .NET 2.0 sites broke with a generic "object reference not set to an instance of an object" error, so I called microsoft tech support. After sending the requested log files I decided to uninstall and reinstall the patch. It worked! It's worth a try...

  33. Mod parent up by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Interesting and mature response. Sorry, have no points today...

  34. A question for Microsoft experts here... by jkrise · · Score: 1

    Looks like there's lots of experts from Microsoft on these boards everyday, posting 'mitigating factors' in response to even the slightest criticism.... okay, I've got a real important qn. for you:

    Let's say I've got a 100 PCs running XP... every month, on average I think there's about 20MB or so of patches downloaded and installed. That would mean 240MB per year, or 1GB over 4 years. Now suppose a system goes broke, or a new one has just come in. Is there a simple way to install XP ALONG WITH these patches, in one go?

    Maybe a separate Ask Slashdot qn. is in order, but I thought I'd rather ask now, seeing as we have another broken patch.

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    1. Re:A question for Microsoft experts here... by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      you can set a WSUS sever

    2. Re:A question for Microsoft experts here... by sid0 · · Score: 1

      Why, yes! Of course there is! There are two ways to go about this:
      1. Install XP, then all the patches later, and manually.
      2. "Slipstream them" -- replace the files on the XP CD with the newer ones. nLite http://www.nliteos.com/ is pretty good for this stuff.

      If you want to download all the patches so that you can slipstream them or install them later, AutoPatcher http://www.autopatcher.com/ is the way to go.

      If you have a Windows server somewhere, WSUS is a good option (though somewhat heavier).

    3. Re:A question for Microsoft experts here... by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

      You can create an install disk that "slipstreams" any service packs and hot fixes. Here's a couple of resources:

      Paul Thurotte's Windows SuperSite

      Some dude's Blog Site (I have never used his scripts and I make no promises that it will work).

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    4. Re:A question for Microsoft experts here... by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      I'm a UNIX guy, but I've heard of this, you know, in meetings and stuff when I'm trying to stay awake.

      Okay. I think what you need to do is get Seven of Nine to help you set up a Slipstream engine. Or Arturis, if he's around.

      Slipstream is actually a superior version of the old OS/2 Trans Warp drive.

      Anyhow. Get a Slipstream installer, and your Windows will load faster than light!

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      Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    5. Re:A question for Microsoft experts here... by Culture20 · · Score: 0

      Assuming you don't want to bother with slipstreaming, you can download the patches (only the non-obsoleted ones) from technet.microsoft.com's security section, stick them all in a directory on a CD, and run something like
      for /f %X in ('dir -whateverTheFlagIsForSimplifiedOutput *.exe') do %X /silent /noreboot
      in a batch file. I used to do that a lot. The nice part about XP is you didn't have to run that extra prog that would allow multiple patches at once.

  35. could explain a few things by phrostie · · Score: 1

    my kids have been having trouble the last few days with wireless connections dying and their mice stopping.

    my Debian Laptop is the only computer in the house that hasn't had trouble.

    1. Re:could explain a few things by Kazrath · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that have been their wireless connections stopping and mice dying... I would start by telling your kids to clean their rooms so they don't have mice to start with.

  36. Nope. There is no *simple* way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to do this short of manually "building" an installed running machine with all the patches, and then making a disk image (e.g. with Ghost or similar disk partition image utility). However, creating any such custom installation media of the XP plus all service packs and patches merged together in one install is technically a violation of the EULA unless you are an OEM licensed by MS to create install medias.

  37. I AM VINDICATED! by Melanie1001 · · Score: 1

    I spent all day Wednesday trying to figure out what the bloody hell was going wrong with our server running the helpdesk software (SQL, web based, that sort). Stupid me, I had loaded the patches deemed 'critical' by MS. I unloaded that patch and all was fine. No one believed me when I said it was the culprit. I AM VINDICATED!

    That being said, at least the damned thing uninstalled easily.

  38. My Experience with 3 PCs and 1 VM by cyclocommuter · · Score: 1

    The patches were applied on 3 of the PCs I use and on 1 Virtual Machine (all running XP PRO) running a combination of .NET framework 1.0, 1.1, and 2.0. I noticed it took a while for .NET to be updated (especially on the VM) but that was it. I did not notice 100% CPU utilization even on my single core, non hyperthreaded office machine which I use for Visual Studio 2005 development. Overall, no problems with the patches here.

  39. Knowing won't help by Ropati · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you follow the update KB article, you'll find MS has already found issues with the update.

    See:
    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/928365/

    Which leads to:

    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/923100/
    and
    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/934711/
    and
    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/923101/
    and
    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/934793/
    and
    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/931846/

    923100 says if you get hosed doing the update, uninstall .NET 2.0, reinstall .NET 2.0 and try to update again. Sounds kind of cyclical to me.

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  40. All about mscorsvw.exe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  41. Happening to Me by PaulMorel · · Score: 1

    At the end of the day Tuesday, I did the MS autoupdate thing, and when I came in on Wednesday, one of my .NET custom controls was busted in a really odd way.

    Specifically, I have this line of code in a custom control.

    myPanel.visible = true

    A pretty standard line. Worked fine on Tuesday. Now, I set a breakpoint right on that line, and right after I run that line, the visible property of the panel is still false.

    Since I hadn't done anything to the control, I was sure that the update had somehow broken it, but since that had never happened to me before, I just kept plugging away. I probably spent 20 hours working on this over the last couple days, but I couldn't find the error. I'm glad to hear that I might not be completely crazy ... it may actually be a problem with the update.

    *relief*

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    and that would be what? Ruling by jackasses? Never has a slashdot misspelling been more apropos
  42. Crypkey problems, anyone? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Since my work runs Microsoft's WSUS server, all the "critical" security patches have been configured to automatically get applied overnight on our XP workstations. (Yeah, I know... this *may* cause me some headaches if a patch breaks things, which it has in the past. But I also figure that in most cases, a patch for the patch is released pretty quickly when MS figures out they screwed one up ... so the issues have been temporary ones so far.)

    Anyway, we have a specialized program in use on a few PCs here called Pronest 8. (It's a package that calculates the most efficient layout of odd shaped parts for torch cutting from a flat piece of steel. It also has some parts inventory capabilities.) It uses a shared network license on a Windows server, and the "crypkey" service to check the license info.

    I know I had this working fine on one of our workstations a few weeks ago, but now, they went to use it today and just receive an "error -24, driver busy" message from the crypkey service - and can't launch the app!

    Does anyone know if the .NET update patch was reported to break this particular type of thing? Crypkey licensing is used by quite a few software packages.... not just Pronest.

    1. Re:Crypkey problems, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you mind sharing what Operating System and Service Pack level you are using on this machine where you saw the problem ? Also, what is the .NET Framework version and .NET Framework SP level ? If you have multiple .NET Framework versions installed on the same machine that might be interesting to know.

    2. Re:Crypkey problems, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your OS version, your SP level, and what version(s) of the .NET Framework do you have installed on this machine where you saw the problem ?

    3. Re:Crypkey problems, anyone? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      It is running Windows XP Pro, SP2, with pretty much all of the update and security patches applied. That means yes, it does have the latest .NET framework installed, as well as the previous v1.1 framework, since that's what MS downloads to you via Windows Updates.

  43. This just in.... by poetmatt · · Score: 1

    This just in the news: microsoft screws up pcs. WOW!

    1. Re:This just in.... by Goffee71 · · Score: 1

      Even by Microsoft standards, this is good. Applied the latest patches and our office router exploded seconds later, smoke, crackle and pop! "Hi, I'm Henry Silva, tonight on Bullshit or not?"

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  44. .NET gripes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    On some computers updates always fail and I have no clue why. I have never even had the urge to go messing with .net assemblies although I admit I might have killed mscoree a time or two.

    It uses rediculous amounts of disk space. Tuesdays security updates stole an additional 200+MB. This is after deleting the temp folders in the windows directory. There are some 10 copies of the same .NET crap floating around in versioned folders in the windows.

    1. Re:.NET gripes by ogd · · Score: 1

      Also keeps laptops from entering suspend state.

  45. my sneaky way of avoiding the problem by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    I don't install .NET in the first place, thus (hopefully) not requiring any patches to said .NET. My machine thus remains much, much faster. The instant you install .NET, your machine will be slower. The more .NET applications you install, your machine will be slower. That's my own experience, anyway, on multiple machines. So, yay me! :)

  46. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  47. deafening silence from MS by callmetheraven · · Score: 1

    MS has thousands of employees working on hundreds of evil and greedy pursuits, but isn't it interesting that not even one of them seems to be addressing this serious problem?

    Pages on their websites mostly seem to say "THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE, YOUR PROBLEMS ARE ALL IMAGINARY, MOVE ALONG...". If it was MY company, there would be a link to the solution top center on the home page of support.microsoft.com.

    Or perhaps MS is intentionally trying to break XP, to get users to shell out for Vista crapware.

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    You can have my SIG when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
  48. Internal Users by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    That's not a web browser (referring to IE), that's The Home Page. And several users a week will call in and say The home page is broke! or The home page is messed up! It's missing my links.

    In most cases, they fugged up their IE tool bars.

    I hate my users.

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    I drank what? -- Socrates
    1. Re:Internal Users by cmacb · · Score: 1

      "In most cases, they fugged up their IE tool bars."


      How about... they clicked "view" and turned the toolbar off? I just helped a guy who had lost his "go back" button. This was a home user. For weeks now he had been browsing the web, until he gets to a page that doesn't link to anything he is interested in. So then he drops the connection, reboots his computer and starts over. Of course this isn't a problem unique to Windows PCs, I could do the same thing here with Linux and Firefox. What is unique to Windows users is that they are so used to random things going wrong that it doesn't even occur to them that they might have accidentally changed an option. I told him how to turn the toolbar back on. Also helped him get his start bar back to the bottom rather than off on the right side where he claimed he never put it. Then his system blue-screened. I told him there was nothing I could do about that and that no doubt Microsoft had received a notification of that and would fix it automatically. Nothing wrong with a little fantasy to help him stay a loyal Microsoft user, and to get me out of an unpaid support call a lot sooner.
    2. Re:Internal Users by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Within an hour of my post above, I got a call: My 'Backspace' isn't working.

      I start by asking about Word, etc. Turns out they had unselected all their toolbars in IE. And yes, had been like that since Tuesday.

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
  49. Figured as much. by ealderm · · Score: 1

    Never had my boxes go so slowly. Had to reinstall .net because some of our proprietary software requires it. Quite a headache. Lower TCO my aching ass.

  50. Question: Are the problems deliberate in some way? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Possibly this is all part of a drive to get people with no technical experience to buy new computers. If you apply patches, Microsoft has control over how fast your computer runs.

    For example, Problems with an important Windows component, svchost.exe, can consume up to 100% of CPU time.

    On one computer with which I am familiar, the RPC service takes 30%-70% of the CPU time.

    I'm not saying Microsoft managers deliberately slow computers. I'm saying that maybe they are not particularly intense about fixing bugs that slow computers.

    I'm not the only person who thinks that may be an issue. See this quote from the parent comment: "I've been thinking that MS would come up with something that would make XP less useful - some sort of bug or new type of unpatchable vulnerability to force Windows users to adopt Vista. Maybe this is the beginning of the end of XP."

    For a lot of us, using Microsoft software has the feeling of partnering with an enemy.

    The person who wrote the parent comment could fix the problem himself. Most people, maybe 99% of Windows XP users, could not. Most people who find that there computer is running very slow will buy another computer. The New York Times article Corrupted PC's Find New Home makes that point.

  51. IT combobulation by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else noticed that working in a IT environment means being perpetually involved in combobulation of the user base.

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    There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
  52. Many, many problems with Windows Update by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Note that people have many, many different kinds of problems with Windows Update: Windows Update Discussion Group.

    I'm guessing that millions of hours are lost every year because of the sloppy coding in Windows XP. Bill Gates is the Chief of Grief.

    1. Re:Many, many problems with Windows Update by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      autopatcher.com

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  53. PC != Windows machine by doti · · Score: 1

    Please, don't say "PC" when you're referring to a Windows machine.
    PCs can run other systems too, you insensitive clod.

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  54. I can confirm by Blnky · · Score: 1

    I noticed severe cpu usage and when I investigated I found MSCORSVW.EXE was the culprit. After determining what it was I just said a few appropriate words, directed at Microsoft, altered the process priority, and went on. Eventually the stupid thing finished. The following day I found out that an acquaintance of mine, whose computer I help maintain, has upwards of ten messages whining about not enough virtual memory on the machine. After allowing the expansion of the virtual memory each time, it eventually went away. So it definitely wasn't a silent install. Though, I have to admit, the forced reboot afterwards annoyed me more. So much for fscking uptime for Windows. Though nothing catastrophic, it is yet another aggravation added to the MS pile.

    1. Re:I can confirm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mind sharing your OS version, your SP level, and what version(s) of the .NET Framework do you have installed on this machine where you saw the problem ?

  55. Better workaround by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    OR just don't install .Net on your client PCs?

    The odds that any of your client PCs need .Net are very remote unless you use it in house.

  56. That explains it! by kazade84 · · Score: 1

    My work mates keyboard decided to stop working yesterday, the keyboard would work in the BIOS, it would work to press F8 for safe mode. But the moment Windows booted, at the CTRL+ALT+DEL screen the keyboard wouldn't work! This was for both USB and PS2 keyboards.

    So we decided to try a repair install, the keyboard worked through the initial phase (accepting agreement, choosing the disk etc.) when it got to entering the CD-Key the keyboard stopped working again. (By this point I was fighting the urge to install Ubuntu and be done with it)

    We fixed it in the same way all Windows problems end up being fixed, we formatted and started again.

    1. Re:That explains it! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Would he be using a Logitech (or OEM branded Logitech) wireless keyboard and/or mouse by any chance?
      Keyboard/mouse problems were caused by a 3rd party Bluetooth update that made it into Windows Update, and which is incompatible with Logitech BT devices. Windows will see that you have Bluetooth, and install the drivers, and your mouse and/or keyboard will stop working in secure mode. Quick fix: Boot into safe mode (hammer F8 repeatedly after rebooting), and change the driver in the device manager back to the VIDCOMM driver.

    2. Re:That explains it! by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      I had a dual boot system with Windows and Mandrake on it. One day, the keyboard stopped working in Windows, but worked fine in Mandrake. For weeks, I couldn't figure it out. One day, while pressing lots of keys, a few characters appeared if I pressed enough keys, but I still couldn't type anything.

      I was ready to format and reinstall again when I remembered something that was a PITA at work:

      The stupid "sticky key" feature.

      I clicked into control panel (the mouse worked fine), and found the sticky key setting. Sure enough, it was set so you had to hold a key down for 5 seconds before a key would register, thus the random keys appearing. In Windows, if you hold down a key too long (like when playing a game), a dialog box appears asking if you want to enable this "feature". It is very easy to accidentally enable it without knowing about it, and Windows gives you no indication it is on.

      If you have keyboard problems in Windows, check the sticky key settings.

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      "Be grateful for what you have. You may never know when you may lose it."
    3. Re:That explains it! by kazade84 · · Score: 1

      No it wasn't that, the keyboard would just completely die, fortunately I use Kubuntu at work so I'm safe :)

  57. Impossibility to Intelligently Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It is impossible to comment intelligently on this because no one with intelligence uses Windoze. Therefore Slashdot should ignore Windoze.

  58. Losing battle by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

    the military network environment I work with tends to very carefully evaluate these Microsoft patches before letting them lose on their systems.

    Fixed that for you.

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    In general, it is safe and legal to kill your children. -- POSIX Programmer's Guide
    1. Re:Losing battle by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      Sigh... the one time someone on slashdot actually used "loose" correctly, and you go and do that!

  59. The war that ends all war by Aliriza · · Score: 1

    The patch that patches all patches , a service pack2 is needed asap.

  60. CFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I thought the new scheduler was merged for 2.6.22.

  61. Revenge is sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well some bored slashdotter obviously found a way to let Microsoft know... I just came across this smackdown of this patch on a B0rg Blog.

    What's really funny is that it actually sticks to the new Microsoft comments policy!

  62. Breaks FSX by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Right after installing this patch, windows crashed with an "unspecified" error, and then the next time I tried to run FSX, it was magically no longer activated. Not only that, but the Windows Installer is unable to repair, remove, or re-install FSX (or anything else).

    So, now I have to reinstall windows, see if I can get someone on the phone in India in the middle of the night to re-activate windows, then do it all over again when I re-install FSX. Great.

    Thanks a lot, assholes.

  63. WTF? by Simulant · · Score: 1


    "We don't know exactly what this breaks but it breaks things!" Are you serious?

    Now that you mention it, my Call of Duty 2 game went down the toilet around Tuesday. I game off a great weekend... kicking ass and taking names, but now, for the last 4 days I've been getting my ass kicked left and right.

    MICROSOFT'S PATCH STOLE MY SKILLZ!!!

    (though seriously, it does appear that while settings have stayed the same in the mouse control panels, my mouse sensitivity has changed. Coincidence? Or does Microsoft want me to game on Vista?)