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OLPC Used to Browse Porn

youthoftoday writes "The OLPC project to bring the internet to third world has worked well — too well, it seems. Yahoo reports that Nigerian Children are already using the OLPC to browse for porn." This is why as kids we couldn't look at National Geographic issues without being supervised. A rep from OLPC said, understandably, that the laptops would now be fitted with filters.

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  1. Then it is true by Broken+scope · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have finally brought the joys of the internet to those less fortunate.

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    1. Re:Then it is true by Adambomb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fry: It's immense.

      Leela: It's got every piece of information anyone could ever want.

      [Fry sees the porn sites.]

      Fry: So I see!

      [He flies down to the porn sites and Bender and Hermes follow him.]

      Zoidberg: What? What's going on here?

      [He sees a sign advertising "Sardine-on-Mackerel Action", warbles and flies towards it.]

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    2. Re:Then it is true by Tribbin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes we HAD brought the joys of the internet to the less fortunate.
      It's not fair.
      These fortunate black males will now also see ads for penis enlargers. We will never be able to catch up with them... ever.

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    3. Re:Then it is true by zlamma · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duuh... Anybody remembers what OLPC stood for? One Lapdance Per Child or something...

    4. Re:Then it is true by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

      Joys ?!
      They're recharged by hand, they have to crank one on just to crank one off !

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    5. Re:Then it is true by aastanna · · Score: 3, Funny

      Doesn't everyone know that the internet is for porn?

  2. Yeah right by HalAtWork · · Score: 4, Funny

    I really can't take the story's word for it without photographic evidence.

    1. Re:Yeah right by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yahoo
      NEWS ALERTS

      Get an alert when there are new stories about:

              ( ) Abuja
              ( ) explicit sexual materials


      Sign me up for those email news alerts on ABUJA! Oh yeah baby! Gimme that Abuuuuja!

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  3. It's only fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Americans looked at naked Africans as kids, so African kids should be able to look at naked Americans now.

    1. Re:It's only fair... by Calydor · · Score: 2, Funny

      So the OLPC is a torture instrument?

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  4. W3llcum 2 teh intarweb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Why don't OLPC do the decent thing and set goatse as the browser homepage?

  5. Re:In other news by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Funny

    better yet, point them to goatse and tubgirl.

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  6. Porn is inevitable by Shabbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    No matter where you go on the 'net, chances are you're going to hit some kind of porn sooner or later whether you meant to or not. Since these were originally destined for children, I'm surprised they did NOT come equipped with filters from the start. A big oversight for sure.

    OLPC Project: "Here children, I give you THE INTERNET... totally unfiltered. Enjoy."

    [5 minutes later...]

    Children: "What is Goatse?"

    Sigh...

    Get those filters on!

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  7. in other news... by teknikl · · Score: 5, Funny

    latex balloon sales to Nigeria skyrocket overnight!

  8. Time to end the OLPC project then by maynard · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean - think of the children!!!

  9. Good! by Tribbin · · Score: 2, Funny

    We will see a tremendous AIDS drop within a few decades.

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  10. Re:big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd rather those Nigerian children would browse porn instead of sending out 419 emails.

    Hello, this is MR. JOE EBOH, the Chariman of the "Pamela Anderson Association of Nigeria." It has been brought to my attention through an official at the NIGERIAN NATIONAL BANK that there are funds in excess of $3,000,000 THREE MILLION DOLLARS and 15 DVDs protraying Ms. Anderson in an account in our name, that cannot be released without your help.

  11. The Internets Is Like A Bunch Of Tubes by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Funny

    Turgid, erect, throbbing, tubes...

    I guess old Senator what's his name was right, eh kiddies? ;-)

  12. Re:They are not allowed to. by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is, on the black women, on the white women their brests were digitally obscured.

    So whose fingers were being used to cover the breasts?

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  13. The end of 419 scams? by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they'll chill out watching porn and stop sending all those email scams.

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  14. Filtering non-porn can be good ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they truly only blocked porn, then maybe it would be a matter of discussion, but certain filters' habit of censoring all sorts of irrelevant contents, political and otherwise really makes porn the lesser of the two evils.

    Blocking US Football Superbowls XXX through XXXIX and the movies "xXx" and "XXX: State of the Union" are hardly evils, and probably goods.

  15. Request for urgent business relationship by QuasiEvil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello honest /. reader, I hope this finds you in good health. My late father was a wealthy 419 scammer, but when he passed away the government seized his assets, including some $5 million USD in cash and his collection of OLPCs that were used to run the scam. Since everything was seized, including my inheritance, I cannot afford the small processing fee that I need to get his assets out of the country. I need your help so that I may continue his profitable venture. If you could send a small (say, $50,000) processing fee, we would be able to liberate his wealth and computers, and you will be rewarded well for your assistance.

    In addition, the batch of OLPCs he had acquired for sending scam spam is now being used to show children online pornography. We must get them back to legitimate uses such as spamming - think of the children!

    Please write me back immediately so that we might begin this critical work.

  16. Re:Just give them a few weeks by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 2, Funny

    And the AIDS epidemic is solved!

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  17. Thank you. I'm going to be rich now. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    That just gave me an idea that will make me richer than Bill Gates and cure the energy crisis at the same time.

    I'll build a device that goes on a man's cock and generates electricity by an up and down motion.

    1. Re:Thank you. I'm going to be rich now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I did. Damn near zapped my balls off.

    2. Re:Thank you. I'm going to be rich now. by tool462 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The generator part will be easy. The hard part is coming up with a battery that charges in 17 seconds...

    3. Re:Thank you. I'm going to be rich now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      by www.sorehands.com (142825)

      Wow, just wow!

  18. Re:They are not allowed to. by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

    As Henry Ford hath said: You can see whatever type of breasts that you like, so long as you like black.

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  19. Is it in yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's all sorts of porn out there, and a good deal of it presents unrealistic scenarios out of context. Particularly those that deal with how women should be treated.

    While I can appreciate the chick angle (you get a lot of tail with the good cop routine), I am much more concerned with the fact that porn teaches women that sex should last longer than two minutes and penetration can be perceived by a woman absent verbal confirmation.

  20. Re:big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Americans, Puritans? what planet are you from?

  21. Re:Fantasies and Facts by ZetSabre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, we should all teach our children how disappointing sex really is

  22. OPPS by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe we can come up with the One Penis Per Slashdotter program to fix that problem. Maybe it will run Linux. Maybe these things will end up as our new overlords. Maybe they'll get shut down after people realize they're being used for porn. I can't go on.

    1. Re:OPPS by The_Wilschon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just imagined a Beowulf cluster of these things... Now I need brain bleach.

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