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Sony Announces New Exclusive Rockstar Title
The official PlayStation blog has the word that Rockstar is gifting Sony with a brand-new franchise. Gift is probably the wrong word; I'm sure it cost a pretty penny to obtain those exclusivity rights. Just the same, as Gamespot notes, this is a good sign for a company that's lost a number of fish to Microsoft over the last year: "Recently, more and more titles which were previously thought to be exclusive to one console or another have been announced as multiplatform, including Assassin's Creed, Fatal Inertia, and Devil May Cry 4. Some media speculation stated that former Sony chief Ken Kutaragi's 'slowness' in tying up the red tape of the deals had led to Sony losing exclusives for the PS3." No word on what the game is, other than it is not L.A. Noire.
I hope more info on this comes to light by the time I've finished murdering and robbing enough hookers and pedestrians to afford a PS3 and a game.
Anyone read into this that they haven't even really started the whole new franchise yet? WIll it still be relevant in a year? Or two?
If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
And apparently it's provisionally called Jack Thompson's Baby Slicing, Dicing, Cooking, and Chomping Challenge.
Though they are concerned about the poor taste in basing the game on Jack Thompson, so some changes may be imminent.
You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
Sony said previously they weren't interested in paying for exclusives... More lies, or did Rockstar find some other reason to do this?
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Sony doesn't pay for exclusives.. or do they?
I was hiding in an air duct above the meeting room where the deal was made.
It only has a working title that I barely made out.
It was "Bloody something Murdering Rapist something something Detonate something Slaughter Kill Kill Kill something If I Could Walk That Way something Linoleum something."
Most of the discussion of the game play seemed to involve the phrase "crushing the heads of small handicapped children".
I was very very afraid.
Sony Execs: "See - the PS3 does have exclusives! I mean, those Rockstar guys promised us a new game sometime in the future. We just don't know what it's called yet. Or what it's about. Or when it will be finished. But we'll be damned if it's not exclusive!"
... if this were a practical joke on Sony
This summer in cooperation with Sony entertainment, Rockstar Studios presents:
My Little Pony: Revenge
Be enthralled as your pony gains hair power to rip the sculls out of unsuspecting pedestrians
Be overwhelmed as your pony gains frolic points to unleash a deadly stream of missiles on all who stand in his way
Be ready for the coming of the cute little ponies who are going to Kick Your Ass!
Coming August 2014
Rated: WTF
Actually, now that I think about it, that sounds like a sweet-ass game, I can't wait till it comes out!
Well, back to rejecting software patent applications.
It is good to hear that Rockstar is working on a real next gen game that isn't going to be gimped by the crappy/weak 360 hardware. Microsoft could have gone with a real next gen storage format like BluRay but they had to be whiny bitches over their VC1 codec that no one uses any more now that HD-DVD is dead.
It shouldn't surprise anyone why GTAIV has turned out so crappy looking. Rockstar was forced to fit the game on a 1gig smaller disc size compared to last gen. Amazing and pathetic.
Last gen it was:
PS2 with 8 gigs of DVD storage - 4 gigs per layer
Xbox with 8 gigs of DVD storage - 4 gigs per layer
This it is:
PS3 with 50 gigs of BluRay storage - 25 gigs per layer
360 with 7 gigs of BluRay storage - 3.5 gigs per layer
You have to feel for the Rockstar developers who are forced to work on the gimped 360 hardware. They can't even rely on a standard harddrive on the 360.
Sucks if you are a GTA fan to have your favorite game ruined by Microsoft's crappy hardware but it hilarious if you think about the sequence of events:
* Microsoft rush crappy and gimped 360 hardware out the door - no standard harddrive, 1 gig smaller storage compared to last gen
* Microsoft pays 50 million dollars to Rockstar so 360 owners have to buy extra missions that could have just been on the disc if Microsoft had a real next gen storage format
* GTA is gimped by the sucky 360 hardware making it a nightmare for Rockstar to deal with
* Rockstar take's Microsoft's money and uses it to create a real next gen game for Sony's PS3
Thanks Microsoft!
Table Tennis!
what a fine game that was
You play the head of the video game division of a large consumer electronics company. Your goal is to successfully market an overly expensive game console against tough competition. The North American title is unknown, but in Japan it will be called "Kobayashi Maru".
[Insert pithy quote here]
Comes down to this, Rockstar has been working with sony since the PS1, all the GTAs, the vast majority of their side projects are all on sony platforms. GTA4 however, Rockstar got it ready to soon, there simply isnt enough units on either platform to maintain the sales they want for it so its going multi-platform, something Rockstar had told sony. However, like many of the companies who've been working with Sony all this time, when it came time for a new project, they continued on with sony. The new game is supposed to be based around rockstar trying to make the ultimate game for PS3, using BD and Cell as best they can, so could be interesting. There is 3 more Sony press confs/events this year so we may hear more then, or it might be next year or the year after when someones ready to talk on it.
Even though the PS3's Cell architecture is more of a pain to develop in than the 360's.
This current generation is just awful. All the three big companies have been doing is either bragging about their exclusives or promising new and better features down the road.
I want to see the results of this. I'm tired of waiting for all these promises. I'm tired of being disappointed. I want it to be delivered not stated and put off till god knows when.
Sony stated it the best a while ago. Your investing in potential. As much as I hate them, they admitted to it. For the first time a console company in the industry admitted that your buying potential in a console.
All its been is this. Microsoft and Sony are bickering over who has more or better exclusive titles. And Nintendo keeps promising us online game play and their real flagship titles this fall.
I own a 360, I only play Guitar Hero 2, its the only game that screams "come back and play me". I also own a Wii, a complete disappointment, once I finished Zelda there was nothing left. Nintendo leaving out online multiplayer right off the back showed me that they are still behind. There was no excuse for that not to be there at launch. As for the PS3, I cant justify the steep price right now, blu-ray or not I want a gaming console not a blu-ray player.
I will say this though. For the first time in a while I was floored by a single game this generation. This has only happened a few times, Doom, Mario 64, Half-Life, Starcraft, and now Gears of War. As for Guitar Hero 2, the only game that has made me go back and play it again like this is Starcraft.
Just remember, we don't know what this franchise is yet. Rockstar could deliver another smash hit like GTA...but there's also a chance we'll get another game that will sell like Manhunt or Table Tennis, both of which hit the clearance racks here.
Goo goo g'joob.
Hey, maybe Rockstar will go back to its DMA Design roots and bring back Lemmings or Uniracers.
Although actually, now that I think about it, I hope that those wouldn't be Sony exclusives, as both of those games would be awesome with a Wii control scheme. A Wii Remote would be great for controlling the Lemmings cursor, or twisting around to perform Uniracer stunts.
Sony passed on exclusive rights to GTA4 in order to strike a deal with a new exclusive IP. No "dirty money" was exchanged; R* genuinely enjoys doing business with Sony.
Except for the fact that Rockstar was originally a PC focused developer and they've been developing games for consoles besides the PS1 and PS2 on and off for years. The Dreamcast got GTA2, the Xbox got GTA3 and VC, the PC got all of the mainstream GTAs, the 360 got Table Tennis and soon GTA4. Rockstar may "seem" loyal to Sony, but thats only because of how the video game market played out last generation. This generation, Rockstar is a wild card. The Wii (might) get Manhunt 2, GTA4 for the 360 is guaranteed and the PSP GTA games did sell but didn't blow people away in sales.
Got to change the name and make it satirical.
I bet it's Rockstar presents Table Tennis... 2!
Everything he said is 100% factual. "Next gen" systems don't have previous gen storage, sorry.
Yet another great exclusive for Sony to add to the lengthy list of great games like Resistance, Motorstorm, Ninja Gaiden Sigma, Heavenly Sword, Hot Shots Golf, MGS, Final Fantasy, Little Big Planet, Killzone, and many more that I can't even remember. PS3 is starting to look like a killer console.
Will I be able to do "Massive Damage" to a "Crab" with my killer "Spear"?
But I really want a game where I can also rape women and kill fetuses. Blowing away innocent pedestrians with an Uzi just ain't cuttin' it no more.
New R* franchises usually aren't too successfull. Which is a pity, because some of them are pretty cool games. Table Tennis, Manhunt and Bully got good reviews, yet they didn't sell too well. As an owner of a PS3, I'm glad to see a new R* game come my way, but I doubt it'll do too much good for the PS3 itself. Hopefully Sony didn't pay that much for it.
Rockstar makes anything good besides GTA? Let's see, there was "Red Dead Revolver" (no), that ping pong game (no), Bully (meh).. Manhunt was decent (hmm). Do they mean a "Rockstar" developed game, or distributed? While "Midnight Club" is pretty popular, I doubt people would be excited about an exclusive racing game. Besides PS3 already has Grand Torismo. Rockstar would have to pull something totally original, away from the sim slasher realm, to make this of any importance.
Rockstar: Games with Violence and Sex, even with Lies that it is not in the game.
Sony: Screwing the consumer with some latent, even blatant incompatabilities (usually discovered too late)
and outright fucking up machines with their trojan and even lying about it.
Sex, Lies and Video games....yeah, match made in...humm...heaven?...hell? Dunno.
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