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Separation of Church and Microsoft

theodp writes "Last week, the USPTO published a rather odd Microsoft patent application for Content Ratings and Recommendations, which describes how religious-based communities and other 'subcultures' can use the patent-pending process to prevent their members from viewing undesirable television programs and movies."

165 comments

  1. Church + Microsoft + Title = drama? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    See that 'Church' in the title? Where did that come from?

    FTFA-
    "Other groups of viewers may include a parent-teacher association, a religious-based community, or any other subculture wanting to provide standards and boundaries for program viewing selections."

  2. What's wrong with that? by the_skywise · · Score: 0

    Another "subculture" that many here would enjoy would be the restricting of Fox News from hitting their TVs...

    1. Re:What's wrong with that? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1, Funny

      Really? You don't like comedy then?

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    2. Re:What's wrong with that? by Red_Foreman · · Score: 2, Informative

      You already have that feature - it's called a "Channel Lock".

    3. Re:What's wrong with that? by pegr · · Score: 2, Funny

      You already have that feature - it's called a "Channel Lock".
       
      Or his Kentucky cousin, "Vice Grips"!

    4. Re:What's wrong with that? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      As much as I can open them, they still won't fit around their head.

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    5. Re:What's wrong with that? by K'Lyre · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yay. The first Fox News reference. Always fun to see how quickly someone will throw that name out there.

    6. Re:What's wrong with that? by RexRhino · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny, my TV already has that feature. I don't turn the TV to Fox News, and strangly enough, Fox News doesn't appear on my television.

    7. Re:What's wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, a sub-group only wanting extremly left-wing biased news as presented by most of the mass media. I have that solution already, move to Soviet Russia.

    8. Re:What's wrong with that? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with Fox News. I have a problem with a few specific talking heads (including one or two from CNN) - if this patent would result in technology that could overlay a Charlie Brown's Teacher audio track on top of their segments in real-time, that would be great.

      "wawa waa wa wa"

      Take That, Nancy Grace!

    9. Re:What's wrong with that? by renegadesx · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This is "Christ Lock XP"

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    10. Re:What's wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good solution! Shall I invent a time machine and travel back to when there WAS a Soviet Russia, or is that included in your "Asshattery Travels Ltd. Russia Revisited" package?

      If you don't like the opinion of the sub-group (nerds) here, then why don't you take your own advice and LEAVE? Asshat.
    11. Re:What's wrong with that? by Zibri · · Score: 1

      Yes, a sub-group only wanting extremly left-wing biased news as presented by most of the mass media. I have that solution already, move to Soviet Russia. Live in the present, comrade!
  3. Am I the only one ... by gentimjs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who cringes at stuff like this mostly out of the fact that it will be used against (intentional word choice) children/teenagers to enforce a parent/group's own set of values upon the youngster who might not even share them? Yeah yeah I'm all for people's rights to raise kids however they want, but I'm also for the rights of kids to not be brainwashed by david-koresh-worshipping freaks or indoctrinated into neo-nazi-ideology and such at an age where they are too young to have an educated opinion about it ... That's the beautiful catch isnt it? These crazy belief systems -require- their members to brainwash the kids ... who then grow up and think its the "normal" thing to do to spread the brainwashing, and if you try and stick up for the rights of the kids than everyone bitches and whines that you are "trampling" the rights/beliefs/values of the brainwashing parent.... Sigh, the times we live in ....

    1. Re:Am I the only one ... by exploder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...it will be used against (intentional word choice) children/teenagers to enforce a parent/group's own set of values upon the youngster who might not even share them? That's called "raising" a child, and it's generally accepted in most places that parents have that right.

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    2. Re:Am I the only one ... by everphilski · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who cringes at stuff like this mostly out of the fact that it will be used against (intentional word choice) children/teenagers to enforce a parent/group's own set of values upon the youngster who might not even share them?

      The alternative? You want the government to raise them?

    3. Re:Am I the only one ... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah yeah I'm all for people's rights to raise kids however they want, but I'm also for the rights of kids to not be brainwashed by david-koresh-worshipping freaks or indoctrinated into neo-nazi-ideology and such at an age where they are too young to have an educated opinion about it ... That's the beautiful catch isnt it? These crazy belief systems -require- their members to brainwash the kids ... who then grow up and think its the "normal" thing to do to spread the brainwashing, and if you try and stick up for the rights of the kids than everyone bitches and whines that you are "trampling" the rights/beliefs/values of the brainwashing parent I hear ya, man. But do you know what the difference is between the 'brainwashing' techniques of the david-koresh-worshipping freaks or the 'indoctrination' methods of the neo-nazi idelogy and those of most so-called 'mainstream' religions?

      None. None at all, my friend.

      Frightening, isn't it?

      And that is precisely why everyone bitches if you stick up for the rights of children to not be brainwashed in the way you just put it -- because, to quote Spock, a difference which makes no difference is no difference.
    4. Re:Am I the only one ... by Arathon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Completely agree with the previous response. Also, you don't give enough credit to the "children/teenagers", who, if they're intelligent in the first place, will more than likely see through "crazy belief systems".

    5. Re:Am I the only one ... by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      We've all been brainwashed as youth, as long as we are going to allow free thinking, we are going to have to deal with the results of people going to extremes outside of what we consider acceptable.

      Any argument along the same lines as the one you presented can be boiled down to the same sentiment: "My belief/moral/cultural system is superior to theirs."

      In some cases many would agree with you, in some cases not. Isn't what is currently being discussed simply the same argument that you've presented, only with the parents speaking instead of an unrelated 3rd party?

      To be perfectly honest, I think a world where everyone believed the same as I would be paradise. I consider my moral system to be without flaw, and I know that if everyone followed it as well as I did there would be no conflict or violence in the world. But the rest of the monkeys don't seem to agree. So the question is, are you of the same mind as I or are you one of those who is willing to let others practice their own values regardless of how large a mistake you think those values are?

      We both know what the majority of the Christians this product is aimed out would say.

    6. Re:Am I the only one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that is precisely why everyone bitches if you stick up for the rights of children to not be brainwashed in the way you just put it -- because, to quote Spock, a difference which makes no difference is no difference. Wow. That little truth took took a whopping 15 seconds to be modded down as flamebait. Guess the fundies on this site don't like the truth when it hurts.
    7. Re:Am I the only one ... by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I think the OP's point is that this may be used in such a way that the parents don't bother devising their own system for raising their child based on their own child's needs/interests/wants...basically, using someone elses "system" for raising their own child.

      I think I would have to agree. I can understand if you want some website to give you the rundown on what is in a movie so that you as a parent can make an educated decision about whether you child should see it or not. However, I wouldn't (and don't) agree with a service that tells you what is or isn't objectional in a movie/tv show/album. What you find to be objectional for YOUR children is not neccessarily what I find to be objectional for MY children.

      Case in point. If you had one child who was a trouble causer...always starting fights, talking back, breaking things, etc....you would treat them and raise them very VERY differently than a child who is respectful, does their school work, and listens to what you as a parent have to tell them.

      Something like this (much like our educational system) lumps all children into one group, basically deciding that if it isn't "ok" for one child, it isn't "ok" for all children. What needs to exist (and I'm sure it does) is a service in which the movie is outlined in great detail...instead of saying a scene has massive amounts of gore in it (because, as we all know, the level of violence in something is also open to opinion) it is simply stated what is shown... "someone is shot...no blood is shown." "someone is shot. blood is shown"

    8. Re:Am I the only one ... by E++99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who cringes at stuff like this mostly out of the fact that it will be used against (intentional word choice) children/teenagers to enforce a parent/group's own set of values upon the youngster who might not even share them?

      It's the right and duty of parents to determine the atmosphere most conducive to the development of their children, and moreover to instill values in them. It's not the right or duty of ABC or CNN or Fox or even the Government. Relinquishing the responsibility for your child's environment to the judgment of the TV networks, movie studios and school administrators, does not constitute leaving your child free to choose "his own" values. It does constitute neglecting your duty to your child.
    9. Re:Am I the only one ... by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Right, but there is such a thing as raising a child properly and raising a child badly. We have laws against certain forms of child abuse, but unfortunately other forms are still allowed...

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    10. Re:Am I the only one ... by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why not? Your average "citizen" is perfectly happy to abdicate all their other responsibilities, and therefore freedoms.

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    11. Re:Am I the only one ... by be-fan · · Score: 1, Troll

      "My belief/moral/cultural system is superior to theirs."

      At what point can we say that a certain set of beliefs (not necessarily a whole system, but certain ones) are indeed superior? Stupid ideas in religious have been losing the war ever since the Enlightenment. When can we draw the line on certain things? I mean, for god's sake, even the Pope has excepted evolution, can't we call out people who teach their children otherwise for what they're really doing --- lying blatantly to their children about fundamental truths of the world?

      As a parent, I wonder what kind of hot water I'd get myself into if I raised children to believe that 2 +2 = 7, or that the alphabet has 37 characters. I mean, even if it's not illegal, most people would consider such a behavior to be at least very cruel and permanently damaging.

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    12. Re:Am I the only one ... by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      There are plenty who have done the same, with less intent. My parents happen to teach in a small rural area, the amount of pure, for lack of a better word, "disinformation" provided by some parents to their children is scary. And while this is an example is in a rural area and thus easier to swallow for most here, given stereotypes, the same sort of thing happens everywhere.

      Yes, people who raise their children outside of the 'norm' of culture are typically looked down upon and if these people weren't already ostracized, they normally become so. But for the US (at least) the line where someone actually steps on and says "no, this is wrong" is drawn well in favor of the parent.

    13. Re:Am I the only one ... by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed.

      If I want to raise my kid from birth to be specialized to safe humanity from the robot-uprising in the not too far future, that is my fair right.

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    14. Re:Am I the only one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the right and duty of parents to determine the atmosphere most conducive to the development of their children, and moreover to instill values in them.

      Hmm, "atmosphere most conducive to development" - that's not exactly a very precise statement.

      As to "instilling values", let's consider two possibilities. First imagine that the parent attends to the practical needs of the child - food, clothing and basic safety (e.g. don't play in traffic) and also talks about their own values with their children (including how they arrived at them). Second, imagine a parent tries to force their child to have exactly the same values and live exactly the same lifestyle.

      It's not at all clear that the second option is any better than the first or that the parent has either a "right" or a "duty" to adopt the second option.

      That is, a parent does not have a "right" or a "duty" to force the children to adopt a particular set of values. From a practical perspective, the child will probably have to live according to their parent's values while the child is still living with the parents. That's not the same as trying to force the child to adopt a particular set of beliefs or values, though.

    15. Re:Am I the only one ... by Oligonicella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What a pile of horseshit. Very, very few parents see it as having the joy of control over another person. If a parent has a set of values, they attempt to bring their child up to respect those.

      To continue your bad analogy: If a child doesn't want to go to school, go wear clothes, to eat vegetables, etc.

      Allowing an undeveloped person -- both in mind and body -- to control their life is not parenting, it's the abdication thereof.

    16. Re:Am I the only one ... by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who cringes at stuff like this mostly out of the fact that it will be used against (intentional word choice) children/teenagers to enforce a parent/group's own set of values upon the youngster who might not even share them? The alternative? You want the government to raise them? Well, we could always use more troops. My SUV ain't gonna fill itself.
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    17. Re:Am I the only one ... by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      That weren't slashdotters.

      That was a script from the 'Brotherhood of Parenthood' who fight for the right of parents to do whatever they want.

      Not surprisingly the 'fortune' from slashdot is, at this very moment; "Never trust a child farther than you can throw it."

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    18. Re:Am I the only one ... by Oligonicella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, chum. It's because they recognized the bullshit inherent in equating the "techniques" of Koresh, nazi's and Methodists.

    19. Re:Am I the only one ... by everphilski · · Score: 1

      The same could be said about more than the average number of senators, and congressmen and women...

    20. Re:Am I the only one ... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      A parent's duty is to raise a child. To do so with the best of their understanding as to what is right or wrong. A good parent will try to instill understanding of why they believe as they do. And when the child comes of age allow that child to make their own path based on the influences made.

      "That is, a parent does not have a "right" or a "duty" to force the children to adopt a particular set of values."

      Nor does society have any greater "right" or "duty" to either force or prevent the introduction a particular set of values - unless those values are directly causing harm to others. That's directly, not indirectly.

      Here's the whole conundrum. What is morally right? Who's to decide? You can't on one hand argue that an individual can't decide such and that society should. While at the same time deriding when society does and you don't like it.

      So either you are for group/societal control (society decides what's best). Look to the middle-east as an example of where that can lead. Or you are for individual control. As for children, their "guardian" enacts personal control for them until they are deemed of age to do so themselves.

      So, what is the real problem here? perhaps merely that you are prejudice to a specific demographic of people no different than if you prejudiced to blacks, Jews or Muslims.

      - Saj

    21. Re:Am I the only one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean like the western society that brainwashes us on tv everyday? the one that tells us that we can't live without a suv, an ipod and crocs?
       
      i do fear that level of brainwashing as well.

    22. Re:Am I the only one ... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Really, putting humanity in safes is just what the pusher robots want, your child will just be an unwitting pawn. The only way your child can truly help is if you educate them about our protectors, the shover robots.

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    23. Re:Am I the only one ... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I can understand if you want some website to give you the rundown on what is in a movie so that you as a parent can make an educated decision about whether you child should see it or not.

      That would be screenit.com.

      I think the OP's point is that this may be used in such a way that the parents don't bother devising their own system for raising their child based on their own child's needs/interests/wants...basically, using someone elses "system" for raising their own child. ...
      However, I wouldn't (and don't) agree with a service that tells you what is or isn't objectional in a movie/tv show/album. What you find to be objectional for YOUR children is not neccessarily what I find to be objectional for MY children.


      Except that a common ratings system is what is currently being used for movies and TV, and this is a concept for tailored ideology-specific ratings sub-systems. In other words you can use a ratings system defined by like-minded people, as opposed to people who you don't necessarily agree with. (The left-wingers, for example, could have a rating system that makes anything where a gun is shown NC-17, while letting the gay porn come on through with a G. [I'm joking... I hope.]) Personally, we preview books, TV shows and movies, for our kids, or else use screenit.com, and don't pay much attention to the ratings given by the MPAA and whoever rates TV shows. But most parents we know don't put in that work, but go almost exclusively by the ratings.

    24. Re:Am I the only one ... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Be that as it may, I suggest take an honest assessment of your chosen religion's (or any other religion's) practices by evaluating it against the Advanced Bonewits Cult Danger Evaluation Frame> . I think you'll be surprised as to how high many 'mainstream' religious organizations score against this particular evaluation, which is founded in sound, modern psychological theories about mental health and personal growth.

    25. Re:Am I the only one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To continue your bad analogy: If a child doesn't want to go to school, go wear clothes, to eat vegetables, etc.

      There are patterns in what we observe. Based on those patterns we can make predictions about outcomes. There are certain behaviors that can be predicted to lead to outcomes that most people would agree are negative (e.g. playing in traffic). It many cases it may be necessary to set boundaries that exclude those behaviors.

      Going to church is not one of those behaviors - nor is disagreeing with one's parents on values.

      If a parent has a set of values, they attempt to bring their child up to respect those.

      Why? Because the parent knows for certain that his values are better than anyone else's values? Because it makes the parent feel good to force his children to respect his values?

      I'll agree that parents do try to force their children to do all kinds of things that are more for the benefit of the parent than the child - but, just because that's how it is, it doesn't mean that's how it should be. Why not just say "These are my values, here's why I have them, while you live with me you'll have to live (mostly) according to my values but in the end you can make up your own mind about what your own values are."

    26. Re:Am I the only one ... by be-fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not advocating government intervention here, but more active social ostracization. Society is far too accepting of these lunatics (as evidenced by the fact that we somehow have 3 presidential candidates who actively spout this nonsense).

      Of all the ways parents fail their children, not teaching them to think has to be one of the worst, yet simultaneously it is one of the most accepted. People are shocked at parents whose emotional abuse of their children leave them emotionally scarred as adults, but are at most mildly bemused at parents whose intellectual abuse of their children leave them intellectually disabled as adults.

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    27. Re:Am I the only one ... by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      Any argument along the same lines as the one you presented can be boiled down to the same sentiment: "My belief/moral/cultural system is superior to theirs."

      And yet, from my understanding of Christian, Jewish, and Muslim faiths, the basic morals are all pretty much the same: don't steal, lie, or cheat your neighbour; don't kill; treat people the way you would like to be treated; take care of your family (parents and children); don't screw around. My understanding of Hindu, Buddhist, and other religions is much more limited, yet I would suspect that they also hold to those basic tenets (others with deeper knowledge, please feel free to correct me). I think for a religion to last hundreds of years, it pretty much has to meet these a "hurdle". (And feel free to compare to "Scientology", where the basic tenet seems to be "get the next sucker to open his wallet", and the most advanced secrets aren't revealed until the supplicant has spent thousands. Hi, Xenu!)

      The only differences I can see between the major religions are in the details - Catholics believe in transubstantiation, most Protestants don't; Jews and Muslims don't believe Christ was the son of God but still accept the Old Testament as part of their learning; Hindus, Jews, and Muslims alike will never know the delights of a bacon-double-cheeseburger. These differences are not things I worry about; you follow your path, and I'll follow mine, as they're both very much the same.

      However, the David Koresh cult/Islamist/militant Sikhs/etc. - these people worry me because they're ready to kill other people who don't follow their program. I'm not saying Christians haven't fallen into that trap in the past (or Jews or Muslims or Hindus, for that matter), but we have, after a fair amount of strife and misery, seem to have gotten past that for the most part. Right now, the Islamist strain seems to be the most virulent of the "my way, or the die way"(TM) crowd, and we're trying to get that sorted in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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    28. Re:Am I the only one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the whole conundrum. What is morally right? Who's to decide?

      Why does anyone have to decide? Why not just admit you don't know?

      How about a parent says something like this: "I personally happen to believe that if I don't go to church I will be tortured for all eternity after I die but that belief if only based on assurances of people with severe conflicts of interest in the matter (e.g. priests) so I don't really know that for sure. I'd like you to come to church with me to offset the possibility that you might get tortured but, ultimately, (since this belief if not based on factual observation) you can make up your own mind."

      So, what is the real problem here? perhaps merely that you are prejudice to a specific demographic of people no different than if you prejudiced to blacks, Jews or Muslims.

      What demographic would that be? Basically, there are patterns in what we observe and based on these patterns we can make predictions about outcomes. I would encourage parents to base their parenting more on patterns in factual observations and less on assurances of people with severe conflicts of interest.

      So either you are for group/societal control ... Or you are for individual control.

      Well, strictly speaking there doesn't have to be any control. Neither the parents nor society has to try to force a child to believe one thing or the other about Jesus (for example). In practice, society really only has the resources to intervene effectively in cases of severe child abuse so, even though it might not be in a child's best interest to be forced to believe in Jesus, there really isn't much society can do.

    29. Re:Am I the only one ... by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      you mean like the western society that brainwashes us on tv everyday? the one that tells us that we can't live without a suv, an ipod and crocs?

      Yeah, look what that did for Steve Irwin...

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    30. Re:Am I the only one ... by wsherman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Allowing an undeveloped person -- both in mind and body -- to control their life is not parenting, it's the abdication thereof.

      I think what you mean here is "full control" and I'd actually agree with you that children should not have full control. On the other hand, it would also be a huge mistake to give them "no control".

      The way I see it, you set boundaries but you allow them freedom within those boundaries. Maybe you let them play outside - but you don't let them play in traffic. Maybe you let them choose what they want to have for breakfast but you don't let them have a beer and a smoke for breakfast - they can do that when they're 30.

      The religion question is tricky. Should a child be forced to go to church? Should a child be forced to "believe in Jesus"? It's not like the child is going to be irreparably harmed by not going to church (or not "believing in Jesus") so there's no practical need to force the child to go to church. On the other hand, there are plenty of people who were forced to go to church as children who more or less turned out OK - though there may be a tendency, later in life to imitate the authoritarian streak of their parents.

      My answer if that if a child has extremely strong feelings about not wanting to go to church then it's probably not a good idea to force it. If it's a young child then most young children want to do things with their parents so serious resistance could indicate that the child is being abused by the priest. If it's a teenage child then it's probably time for the child to be making some of their own decisions about religion.

    31. Re:Am I the only one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, from my understanding of Christian, Jewish, and Muslim faiths, the basic morals are all pretty much the same:

      Given that your definition of "basic morals" is "things they all have in common", you are correct by (your) definition. If you said that the "basic moral" of Christiantiy was believing that Jesus was God, for example, they wouldn't be at all the same.

      ...don't steal, lie, or cheat your neighbour; don't kill; treat people the way you would like to be treated; take care of your family (parents and children); don't screw around.

      With what you've listed you might as well include Atheism in your list of religions because most Atheists are on board with that stuff too.

      Right now, the Islamist strain seems to be the most virulent of the "my way, or the die way"(TM) crowd, and we're trying to get that sorted in Iraq and Afghanistan.

      Ironically, the Christian method of "sorting it out" seems to be a "die way".

    32. Re:Am I the only one ... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      "Why does anyone have to decide? Why not just admit you don't know?"
      [[[
      Because...some things increase the likelihood of people being hurt. (ie: "Well Little Johnny, you decide how you want to play with the gun. Afterall, you decided you wanted a gun and who are we to say that you can't have what you decide.")

      Children do not have all the cognitive facilities developed to evaluate situations objectively. Most of us adults barely do. Most parents desire to help prevent their children from suffering injuries they've learned potentially arise from various behaviors.

      You of course can continue with your philosophy but let's apply it all the way thru. Let's can the whole "use a condom & safe sex" campaign. Let's let kids learn on their own - and die of HIV on the way.

      Or...we can try to impart to the next generation as much wisdom we can. And I agree, we should give them the caveat that this is our learning. And that they will have to decide what they want to take with them into adulthood and what they do not.
      ]]]

      How about a parent says something like this: "I personally happen to believe..."
      [[[
      First off, you assume this is not the case. Second of all, you're understanding on said example was quite off. But that's neither here nor there. Lastly, nothing in this article is about forcing people to church.
      ]]]

      "What demographic would that be?"
      [[[(ie: well from the sound of it, and from your seeming suport of the poster of said article those with "judeo-christian values", especially christians).]]]

      "Basically, there are patterns in what we observe and based on these patterns we can make predictions about outcomes. I would encourage parents to base their parenting more on patterns in factual observations and less on assurances of people with severe conflicts of interest."

      [[[Are you a parent? I am just curious? Cause most of the parents who care about such issues are in FACT acting according to patterns of observation. ]]]

      "Well, strictly speaking there doesn't have to be any control."
      [[[Sure in a perfect world where drinking and driving doesn't kill people. Where one could do whatever they want without any fear of harm to themselves or others. But this ain't it bro....sorry.]]]

      "Neither the parents nor society has to try to force a child to believe one thing or the other about Jesus (for example)."
      [[[Okay, then stop trying. If you agree with this concept, realize your first act is to stop trying to force others to believe as you do.]]]

      "In practice, society really only has the resources to intervene effectively in cases of severe child abuse"
      [[[Societies have a variety of levels of influence and intervention. We have a fair amount here but it is fairly limited. Europe has far more (you can't even name your child except for authorized names many European countries - Sweden I believe is one). So I'm not sure I accept the limited resources.]]]

      "even though it might not be in a child's best interest to be forced to believe in Jesus"
      I've known a few kids who were "forced" into religion. Most who are abandon it by age 13. But most families aren't locking their kids in their bedrooms without food saying "you must believe". It's not like parents are killing their children if they don't believe in Jesus (not in western christian society).

      That said, do you expect a parent not to share what they believe to be some of the most important aspects of life?

      Should parents not teach the golden rule? not teach their kids that being a bully is wrong? I guess we should just trust Johnny to learn on his own...*sarcasm* Without any help from us. Just realize that while you may see food, shelter, etc as all that is necessary to raise a child others of us believe there to be much more.

    33. Re:Am I the only one ... by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you there, but it isn't limited to small, rural areas. We have problems with minority groups in the area not having a concept of law and legal proceedings. Many times, this mistrust of government leads to the racist and conspiracy cards being played. According to local minority leaders, a local politician got thrown into jail due to the racist white conspiracy. I know the local FBI agent that arrested the politician. Most of the crimes of this minority politician involved ripping off the minorities constituents.

      However, I do think it is within the rights of parents to impart their moral code and beliefs to their kids. If it holds the kid back, then they did a bad job. But hey, I am an objectivist. I find most people only want enforced morals when it is their morals.

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  4. kdawsonfud by everphilski · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the patent nowhere mentions a collusion between church and Microsoft. The patent submission suggests several applications, including, "groups of viewers may include a parent-teacher association, a religious-based community, or any other subculture wanting to provide standards and boundaries for program viewing selections.".

    Labeled as kdawsonfud.

    1. Re:kdawsonfud by Otter · · Score: 1

      And given the apparent obviousness of this invention (unlike most of the nonsensical "Microsoft Patents [some ancient computing feature]!!!" stories here), it's odd that this silly aside about religion is what was chosen to complain about.

  5. prior art by phrostie · · Score: 1

    don't the Christian Scientist have prior art on this?

    1. Re:Prior art by l4m3z0r · · Score: 1

      s/PC/TV/ and you are correct. Still I think they are patenting a new use for the V-Chip. The V-Chip itself allows you to block programs deemed too violent, too sexy, too whatever but it doesn't combine a group think dynamic to it where you say I would like to get all the blocked settings that the Catholics are using also combine that with the stuff that my neighbors block.

    2. Re:Prior art by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

      I understand new televisions come with a V-Chip but I've never seen one in action.

      Can you program it for a minimum level of sex and violence? I only want to see things at least R rated...

      Or - With the new process, will we see, "This program has been approved by the Catholic Church but banned by the Episcopalians" ...?

  6. Over-reaction by shbazjinkens · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So basically this is NetNanny for TV and it's "censorship?"

    Churches, schools, rec centers, libraries, etc have been applying this kind of technology ever since the internet got popular, I don't see what the big deal is. If you want to watch porn go home, don't do it at your church, right?

    1. Re:Over-reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Priests live at their church. Won't anybody think of the priests?

    2. Re:Over-reaction by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      So basically this is NetNanny for TV and it's "censorship?"

      If it's voluntary I can't see how it could be classed as censorship. Subscribing to a community with content standards is quite a bit different than some community trying to project their standards on the rest of society. Like that group of religious right freaks who bombard the FCC with content complaints.

      If a group or community wants to shield themselves from porn or anything type of content, they should have that right. As long as it's set up as "opt in" it doesn't seem like that big of deal.

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    3. Re:Over-reaction by jimicus · · Score: 1

      If you want to watch porn go home, don't do it at your church, right?

      Where's the fun in that?

    4. Re:Over-reaction by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      If you want to watch porn go home, don't do it at your church, right?

      Where's the fun in that?

      Hell, I wanna join that church!!!!!!!!!!!

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    5. Re:Over-reaction by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 1

      you just gave me a really good prank idea, i i ever decide to go to church again im going to bring an egg and go to confessional and make hard breathing noises while confessing my sins (lol?) then crack the egg on the seat but only enough so that only the egg white comes out then pretend to zip up my pants and leave, oh i can imagine the old lady after me saying what is this sticky stuff on the chair and the priest about shitting himself hahahah

      and i know im goning to get modded down for this, but its about the church and watching porn(lol) so its semi on topic

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    6. Re:Over-reaction by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      So basically this is NetNanny for TV and it's "censorship?" You mean Microsoft is applying for a patent for Existing Technology X, only not on the Internet?

      </headexplodes>
    7. Re:Over-reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chair?

      I think you've got no idea of how confessionals are..
      oh how embarassing it must be for you.. :)

  7. I don't know about the patentability of this by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Though I suspect that this patent is probably designed not as a submarine patent or a patent troll, I have to wonder about its validity considering the existence of rating systems and parental controls, as well as technologies such as "flag this post" and "flag this user" which allow community-based censorship of content.

    That said, this type of technology would be immensely useful in DVR devices. Rather than seeing this as a means of restricting your (or your kid's) viewing habits, a rating system that grew to be more appropriate to your particular tastes would mean less time spent channel surfing and more quality time with the boob tube. You would, in an optimal system, only be presented with programs/media that fit your profile which you generate as you watch and rate shows.

    The less time spent in front of the TV the better, I always say (seriously, I say it all the freaking time). If you can get your daily dose of porn in a single block of recorded programming, you all of a sudden stop being fat, lazy American porn-loving slobs, and you become efficient Japanese tentacle fetishists. Or whatever kink you're into.

    Information overload and underload is the biggest problem with media (mass or otherwise) today. What we need are sources of content that give us the right amount of load so we can be satisfied without getting worn out.

    1. Re:I don't know about the patentability of this by kebes · · Score: 1

      I further question the patentability considering that "Internet Accountability Software" of various types already exist, such as: x3watch, accountable2you, InternetAccountability.com, etc. (Note: I have never used any of these products and have no affiliation with them.)

      Apparently these systems send reports about internet surfing habits to other members of the community. The idea is to self-censor by willfully allowing another "accountability partner" to see what sites you're viewing. This self-imposed monitoring means that you will not intentionally view "unacceptable" content.

      Having (briefly) looked over the MS patent, it seems only superficially different from what already exists: members of a self-censoring community flag content, and these ratings are used to block members of the community from access to the unacceptable content.

    2. Re:I don't know about the patentability of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Information overload and underload is the biggest problem with media (mass or otherwise) today. What we need are sources of content that give us the right amount of load so we can be satisfied without getting worn out.


      Hehehe... you said load .
    3. Re:I don't know about the patentability of this by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I actually read though the diagram several times, as a rating system it makes no sense. Get the viewers to watch a program and then rate it to see whether or not the viewers will watch it, I would have thought it kind of defeats the purpose if you had to watch the program to rate it to decide whether or not you would watch it, either that or M$ has just patented http://www.stumbleupon.com/, go microsofties, the market leaders of patenting already public ideas that have not yet been patented.

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  8. Sorry.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....but your comment has been blocked by my worshiping filter software.

    1. Re:Sorry.... by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      I did not read your post but I think you wrote a paradox.

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    2. Re:Sorry.... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Oh, did you join that particular community? If not, then you were blocked. If so, and well, you don't like what they block. LEAVE the community.

      If not...guess what...it wasn't blocked! So no worries. Live your life happily and let others do the same!

  9. OMG! Slashdot For TV!?! OMG! Crucify someone! by stoicfaux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Content ratings and recommendations is described in which embodiments provide that a viewer can create a rating system that other viewers can then subscribe to which forms a group, or subculture, that collaborates to identify and rate television programs, movies, and other programming choices for the viewers of the group. This adaptive and flexible approach enables individual viewers to discover like-minded subcultures, benefit from a rating system that represents similar viewing choices, and optionally, participate in identifying media content and rating the viewing choices.

    A group of people willingly subscribe to a group that recommends TV shows they would be interested in and blocks those deemed inappropriate/off-topic/irrelevant. It's like Slashdot for TV.

    Is there any chance that Slashdot moderators can apply 'Troll' and 'Deliberately Misleading Flamebait' to article titles and summaries?

  10. Can it do the reverse? by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As in, could one use this to block all religious programing? Or all $FOO that the viewer doesn't want to watch?

    If so, and it's controlled by the viewer... problem?

    A switch to block $naughty_things ( cancel or allow? ) doesn't seem as useful, but if it's user controled content filtering it might be ok.

    1. Re:Can it do the reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kin me an' mah fella Amerka-lovin' white supremacists use it to get ridda all them coloreds on the teevee? If so, we all would love tah announce our complete an' total support for Microsoft. We'll done give 'em alla tha free publicity they wants, they gonna love us!

    2. Re:Can it do the reverse? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      As in, could one use this to block all religious programing? Or all $FOO that the viewer doesn't want to watch?

      If so, and it's controlled by the viewer... problem?

      --
      Could it censor on content?
      I have relatives who'd want any reptiles or spider scenes repelled no matter if it's in movies, news or soaps.

      That would be worth a fortune with all the phobics I know.

    3. Re:Can it do the reverse? by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      Could it censor on content?
      I have relatives who'd want any reptiles or spider scenes repelled no matter if it's in movies, news or soaps.

      That would be worth a fortune with all the phobics I know.


      Sounds like you're onto something!

      Think of the possibilities of dynamically altering incoming video:

      • Bush's head gets horns and flaming eyes.
      • Hillary's head replaced with an overweight bucktoothed medusa.
      • Crotch shots of Paris Hilton overlaid with the 'Easy Button'[1].


      Yes, I'm being a bit silly... but does sound like fun.

      [1] See here if you haven't seen those commercials ;)
    4. Re:Can it do the reverse? by calciphus · · Score: 1

      Did you even bother to RTFA? That's exactly what it's for.

      Here's a more useful article summary, from someone who's hatred of Microsoft doesn't get in the way of appreciating a cool new technology:
      A user (read: anyone) defines a set of rating guidelines, and anyone else can subscribe to that rating system, and then selectively filter their content based on how it scores on said rating system. It can also IGNORE the "default" rating system imposed by the MPAA.

      Despite this editor's Anti-MS vitriol, this is actually an incredibly useful tool. I don't really agree with much of what the MPAA decides is "decent" and what is "inappropriate" - I'd much rather have my children learn about normal sexual behavior between consenting adults than watching someone being disemboweled. This would give me the ability to not only generate my own rating system, but to actually subscribe to one that has the same ideals I have, rather than assuming that everyone has a pro-religion, pro-violence, anti-gay, anti-sex, anti-independent-film stance.

      If you're going to hate MS for anything, do it for something it isn't in fact a really good idea.

      Note: If you don't understand how movies are currently rated, read up on it.

    5. Re:Can it do the reverse? by PPH · · Score: 1
      I don't think this will work in reverse as well as you would wish. Filtering systems depend on tagging the content to identify the various types of 'undesirable' content one wishes to block. The user can set their filtering rules based on these tags. How are you going to convince the Evangelical Christians (for example) to support tag types that could be used to block their produced content?


      While you are figuring this out, maybe you can find out how the NFL managed to get an exemption on V-Chip blocking of violent content.

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    6. Re:Can it do the reverse? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're onto something!

      Think of the possibilities of dynamically altering incoming video:

              * Bush's head gets horns and flaming eyes.
              * Hillary's head replaced with an overweight bucktoothed medusa.
              * Crotch shots of Paris Hilton overlaid with the 'Easy Button'[1].
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      Bush's head gets Paris'crotch... no forget it.

      [1] See here if you haven't seen those commercials ;)
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  11. "So don't watch it" by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ya know, some people would like a little more information about what a movie contains so they can make a rational* choice about what they choose to watch - and there's nothing wrong with that, nor with getting a little technical help from the publishers etc.

    * - just because YOU don't agree with their reasoning doesn't make it wrong.

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    1. Re:"So don't watch it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya know, some people would like a little more information about what a movie contains so they can make a rational* choice about what they choose to watch They already have this, it's called "IMDB", or for variety, "Rotten Tomatoes".

      -AC
    2. Re:"So don't watch it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, these give away too much plot, and there is no way to home in on the one review out of hundreds that contains what you want to know.

      I'd like to see a rating system for political spin, religious spin, sex spin, and race spin. No whites?, no blacks?, gays?, liberal?, anti-christian?

    3. Re:"So don't watch it" by tygt · · Score: 1
      > * - just because YOU don't agree with their reasoning doesn't make it wrong.

      Yes, but you did mention "rational", and given the submission's title.......

      However, TFA as others have pointed out doesn't live up to the hype of the title of the posting.

  12. Prior art by Enlarged+to+Show+Tex · · Score: 1

    Sounds like this is going to be little more than a V-Chip, which is prior art and already mandated in all PCs currently made, IIRC...

  13. Re:OMG! Slashdot For TV!?! OMG! Crucify someone! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Informative

    Look at which "editor" posted the "story": KDawson. Mr. Dawson has become the Poster Child for misleading Slashdot headlines and summaries. I'm as anti-Microsoft as the next reasonably sane guy, but Dawson's editing generally has little relationship to the actual story.

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  14. I always knew... by jd · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Microsoft was a religion and that Bill Gates was its God.

    Seriously, it must be obvious to everyone why Microsoft is pulling this. We have an American election in which the right-wing conservatives have been "amiable" to Microsoft's continued monopoly and dubious practices (such as buying out standards bodies). It is in Microsoft's interests at exactly this time to be seen to be "friendly" to those same right-wing conservatives and to win support from the very power-base the politicians are relying on. They are losing support from some of their traditional sources and need to replace them.

    That OLPC will need to sell in the US and doesn't (yet) have adequate filtering makes this a skillful move on Microsoft's part. Why? Because if the churches and assorted other fringe groups insist on this Microsoft-patented technology on any laptop provided to children, it completely kills off OLPC's own OS and requires the use of Windows. There will be no alternatives. Schools, libraries, Universities that receive money from religious or other censorus body and so on will likewise be forced to give up Linux or give up their funding. (The Golden Rule of Arts and Science is He Who Hath The Gold Makes The Rules.) If there's a right-wing President, the same will likely become true of all public schools "in the best interest of the kids".

    Microsoft doesn't care two whits about the religious groups or the feelings of those involved. It's never cared about anyone's feelings before and I don't see it starting now. This is purely a tactical move to manipulate those feelings into having other people destroy Microsoft's competition. If others are conned into doing so, then Microsoft cannot be (so easily) be held liable, now that it's a declared monopoly.

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    1. Re:I always knew... by Arathon · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? I know I shouldn't be feeding a troll, but...goodness sakes, man! That doesn't even make any sense as a self-contained argument, much less when applied to reality. I mean, I totally agree that Microsoft couldn't care less about religious groups, etc., but...colluding with a right-wing government? This is Microsoft, for crying out loud! They're based in Washington State, and if you know anything about Microsoft's politics, or the politics of their employees (a generalization, I know, but a valid one), you'd be hard pressed to assert that Microsoft would want a conservative, "Christian" government in power - maybe a *fiscally* conservative government, but never a religiously conservative one.

      Also...I don't think the OLPC factors into this one tiny bit. I highly doubt that the success of the OLPC project "depends" on it "selling well in the U.S.", and in any case, it's not like this program of theirs is really going to gain widespread use anyway...it's for small groups, churches, whatever that need their own computers and want a way to filter stuff out. Not for people who can't afford anything but a $100 laptop...

    2. Re:I always knew... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      That OLPC will need to sell in the US


      Why?
    3. Re:I always knew... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Wow, _somebody_ learned to hide their meds under their tongue when the nice orderly comes by every morning.

    4. Re:I always knew... by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Microsoft was a religion and that Bill Gates was its God.

      I tithed my 640k this month, did you? :)

      (I kid, I kid, although I did buy a Vista laptop this weekend)

    5. Re:I always knew... by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Look, I know that you don't like "conservatives", and you don't like Microsoft... but really, get a grip. There is no connection between the two. Microsoft is located in the heart of a "blue state", has supported progressive policies like same-sex partner benifits even when doing so put them under fire from conservatives, and Bill Gates donates billions to groups that promote abortion rights, birth control, and family planning.

    6. Re:I always knew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft will support anything that FORCES the use of signed and approved software (censorship and ratings being two) -- which is where they are heading with Windows and Trusted Computing.

    7. Re:I always knew... by jd · · Score: 1

      Ok, who told you? I thought I hid the pills well.

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  15. -1 Not Censorship by Arathon · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm not even going to quote a definition - I've seen this fifty-odd times on Slashdot, and it's always the same old argument. But frankly, I just want to be one of the ones to come in and say "this is NOT censorship".

    1. Re:-1 Not Censorship by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

      "It is not heresy, and I will not recant!" -- from To the Devil a Daughter, said by Christopher Lee

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  16. ... Like the Fox Blocker? by Etcetera · · Score: 1

    ...which describes how religious-based communities and other 'subcultures' can use the patent-pending process to prevent their members from viewing undesirable television programs and movies."


    That wouldn't have anything to do with the Fox Blocker I read about off Daily Kos now would it?

  17. I know what they're doing. by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

    It's plain as day.

    MS's only real money makers are Windows & Office, so they're trying to diversify the L. Ron Hubbard way and are preparing to start their own religion. That's where the real money is.

  18. The most important subculture... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    The most important sub culture for MSFT is that group of CIOs and CTOs of big corporations who should not hear about ODF, vendor-lock, upgrade-treadmill, defects in OOXML spec and other such nefarious and deleterious concepts. They all should get a carefully constructed message from their local MSFT sales manager. That is the most important subculture MSFT is talking about.

    Aum MSFT! Aum MSFT!! Aum MSFT!!!

    Become... one... with... MSFT!!!

    Aum Nirvana.

    Aum Shantih Shantih Shantihhiii

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  19. Re:OMG! Slashdot For TV!?! OMG! Crucify someone! by Arathon · · Score: 1

    Agreed. =P That's THE most ridiculous headline I've ever seen on a Slashdot article. #1. Unbelievable.

  20. Let me guess.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a "bonus" plan in M$ where the more patent applications an employee files, the more money he makes. That would see the only reason on why we see a constant stream of such odd patent applications from M$ lately...

  21. The Church of Scientology would want this by David+Hume · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Church of Scientology would certainly want this. The Church already has the Scieno Sitter, "a content-control software package created by the Church of Scientology, which, when installed on a computer, blocks certain Web sites critical of Scientology from being viewed." Perhaps, as in the case of the Scieno Sitter, subscribers of MS COS television wouldn't even have to be told about the censorship program. After all, we wouldn't want people finding out about Xenu.

    1. Re:The Church of Scientology would want this by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      Christian Science church != Church of Scientology, they are completely unrelated religious groups.

      Christian Science are a little bit crazy with their faith healing stuff, but are not pathological bullies, liars and cheats out for money like the COS.

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  22. Brilliant ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Now you have a rating of a television program after it aired. That is going to be usefull.

    If you ask me this is just an elaborate excuse for hypocritical pervs watching porn.
    "I'm not a porn watching pervert, I was just rating it."

    1. Re:Brilliant ! by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      You don't record a program so you can watch it in the past.

    2. Re:Brilliant ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet John Titor will.

  23. Censorship to protect people by Tribbin · · Score: 0

    Censorship to protect people is like not allowing people to eat steaks because babies can't chew it.

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    1. Re:Censorship to protect people by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      And feeding a baby steak instead of meat because adults can eat meat isn't just as stupid?

      And from your argument, I guess we can also assume that being vegetarianism is out. Everyone should be forced to have to eat meat!

  24. rating system within a rating system. been done by Locutus · · Score: 1

    big deal, they are trying to patent a rating system where an identified user can join a rating list to filter shows/news/etc. BFD, rating systems already exist and this rating system within a rating system shouldn't even be patentable. Besides, isn't Tivo already doing this with their Recommended Lineup thing? It's not blocking shows but instead providing shows which others also liked/watched. Not patentable due to prior art. IMO.

    LoB

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  25. Patent the obvious by ak_hepcat · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just turn it off. Heck, unplug it. Snip the cable. Flip the breaker.

    Sell your TV, and read a book.

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    1. Re:Patent the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rip out the wiring and sell it! Copper's gone through the roof, and if you had a TV, you'd know that.

  26. Microsoft's funding of Planned Parenthood by AppleTwoGuru · · Score: 0

    I found this on the web.

    http://prolifepc.com/ - ProlifePC.com calls for a boycott of Microsoft because of the contributions from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and Microsoft to Planned Parenthood.

  27. Giving credit by benhocking · · Score: 1

    Also, you don't give enough credit to the "children/teenagers", who, if they're intelligent in the first place, will more than likely see through "crazy belief systems".
    And who will be able to figure out how to bypass the restrictive system itself.
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  28. Could help squash the FCC, maybe? by Loosifur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The FCC (in addition to other functions) does a lot of censoring to protect society from rogue nipples and people who swear on the basis that everyone has access to television and therefore television shouldn't offend the sensibilities of anyone at all. Well, let's say you're deeply offended by boobies and monk seals. You join a ratings block of like minded folks who also are offended by boobies and monk seals. I, who happen to adore those things but am deeply offended by Jerry Lewis, join a block that reflects my tastes. The result is that networks, rather than being unable to air shows which portray boobies, monk seals, or Jerry Lewis for fear of offending anyone, can now show NOTHING BUT Jerry Lewis, boobies, and monk seals, since my rating group blocks shows featuring Mr. Lewis from my channel listings, and so forth. If this sort of technology could enable me to see nothing but documentaries, porn, old movies, porn, porn, horror movies and porn, all without making soccer moms and ministers upset, I'm all for it.

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  29. Re:OMG! Slashdot For TV!?! OMG! Crucify someone! by stoicfaux · · Score: 1

    To answer my own question: you can tag the article with 'misleadingheadline'. Type in 'misleading' and you will get a dropdown list of 'misleading*' tags. Although I'm curious as the difference between 'misleadingheadline' and 'misleadingtitle'. Can we tag a tag as redundant? =)

  30. It's happening already by jollyreaper · · Score: 0

    Fundie Christians have their own tv stations, books, magazines, newsletters, and radio stations. One can be completely divorced from mainstream media and still satisfy the need for news and entertainment, albeit officially sanctioned by the subculture's standards. For less religiously oriented conservatives, there's Faux News and hate radio to speak to their biases. Let's not forget that these groups will also have viewing guides for popular media to tell you what you should and shouldn't watch. The American Family Association sends out newsletters telling you in great detail exactly what kind of blasphemy is on every show -- they could up the swears, the disrespect of elders, the casual sex, everything.

    Personally, I don't have a problem with it if that's the way they want to live their lives. Where it bugs me is when they start telling me I have to live according to their rules. So, that's my question here. How will these ratings bust my balls?

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    1. Re:It's happening already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is forcing you to watch lieberal propaganda.

    2. Re:It's happening already by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Where it bugs me is when they start telling me I have to live according to their rules."

      Nothing about this is to force you to do so. Nothing says "everyone must join x or y community. It's merely to provide an opportunity for like people help rate and review and approve.

      The only ones I hear trying to force someone to live by their rules in this case are the ones decrying this as censorship and saying it must be stopped.

  31. Someone else's system for raising your own child by CustomDesigned · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think the OP's point is that this may be used in such a way that the parents don't bother devising their own system for raising their child based on their own child's needs/interests/wants...basically, using someone elses "system" for raising their own child.

    Also known in the USA as "public school".

    Seriously, I've filtered my childrens web browsing through squid since RedHat 7.2 (how long ago is that?). What's with the patent? Usually, restrictions have less to do with inappropriate content, and more to do with, "no, you can't watch/play ... until you finish your homework." The Microsoft system sounds worse than useless. Once, a porn email with embedded images slipped past my spam filter. 10 year old daughter had little idea what they were seeing, other than a vague feeling of something "not right" and called mom - mom and dad did the freaking out. (Is emailing porn to minors a criminal offense?)

    Yes, appropriate content varies widely by child. One daughter had nightmares about "ducks biting her". No, "Jurassic Park" is not appropriate. Another daughter is a budding Lara Croft, and adores action/adventure. Currently wants to join Coast Guard. (Cue a dose of reality to meet real accident/war victims and see real animals slaughtered [for food] so that she doesn't think it is all "fun".)

  32. It's been done. by Irvu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is essentially how most if not all censorship or group filtration has been accomplished. Noteably the National Legion of Decency used this method to review and filter movies for their participants with a selected subset of their members (usually the priests) viewing films and then delivering a content rating to their remaining members via the pulpit often along the lines of "You'll go to hell if you see Mae West!" This became the basis of the existing MPAA ratings which use a selected set of individuals to rate a film for others and in some cases (e.g. X ratings) censor it from widespread public view.

    This is also how other churches have censored things for years, how school boards go about banning books, how large political organizations censor materials, etc.

    Basically Microsoft is trying to patent censorship as it has been practiced for centuries.

    How exactly do you cite the Spanish Inquisition as prior art?

  33. Really? Comedy? by PixelScuba · · Score: 1

    Is that what they're calling this? I guess I'm old fashioned... I like my comedy, well, funny :P

  34. Actually, it's Brilliant by Trojan35 · · Score: 1

    Now the crazy parents who don't keep track of their children can use this instead of parenting. ...And they can stop trying to pass legislation to restrict MY television viewing.

    1. Re:Actually, it's Brilliant by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Exactly, allow people to be able to utilize personal censorship and you won't need legislation to censure the entire glutt of TV. ;-)

      "Personal Censorship" = a very good thing

    2. Re:Actually, it's Brilliant by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      Except for one thing. People like that aren't worried about what they see (indeed, the watch it regularly in order to find something to complain about). Or what their kids see, because obviously, their kids would never watch such filth.

      No, they complain because of what *your* kids might see.

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  35. Patent Pending by devnullkac · · Score: 1

    how religious-based communities and other 'subcultures' can use the patent-pending process to prevent their members from viewing undesirable television programs

    And here I was hoping to see how a church could enlist the help of the USPTO by submitting a carefully crafted patent that, by its nature, made it illegal for church members to watch the undesirable shows.

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  36. Subculture isn't derogatory by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    In sociological terms, a subculture is just a subset of a larger culture with its own tailored set of values. For instance, geeks have own our subculture. We're part of where we live, but have our own values and way of speaking and criteria for membership. Certain occupations, such as police, have a subculture. You can also fairly say that a religious group has their own without having to qualify it with irony quotes.

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  37. Re:Watch the Movie "Jesus Camp" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen the movie Jesus Camp, but every home schooled kid I have ever met has been far more intelligent than average public schooled kids. Now, social skills were usually severely lacking... but intelligence and level of education were certainly not.

  38. Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1) Implement vastly more flexible censorship system "for the people".
    Step 2) ???
    Step 3) Government censorship.

    You *know* this *will* be abused. It's just a matter of letting the people adjust to it slowly, the same way our other rights are being removed.

  39. Over-naked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Churches, schools, rec centers, libraries, etc have been applying this kind of technology ever since the internet got popular, I don't see what the big deal is. If you want to watch porn go home, don't do it at your church, right?"

    Unless you're the Church of the Subgenius.

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  40. FIRE KDAWSON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    had this been an article about al gore and the v-chip we would have never seen such a misleading headline.
     
    how can you expect users to not be trolls and follow the guidelines when you obviously have an editor that has the same mentality as your average slashdot troll?

  41. This is a Great Idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sick of tuning in to something, only to find it contains liberal garbage.

    1. Re:This is a Great Idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That must be why you dropped out of school. Because of all that "liberal garbage" like reading and writing. Go back to fucking your sister, prick.

  42. Re:Really? Comedy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That show is funny! What a sourpuss.

  43. They should get rid of kdawson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....and bring in an Afro-American moderator.

  44. Re:Watch the Movie "Jesus Camp" by thule · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Depends on how you define "social skills." The many home schooled kids I have encountered have a much better ability to socialize outside of what is normally defined at their peer group. They can converse with adults much better than other kids their age. Although some are too sheltered, I've also seen kids that are very confident in who they are and seem, to me, less likely to be influenced by the day's fad by peers.

  45. Don't forget CNN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know plenty of people who would also want to block CNN's left leaning spin. Personally I think both should be viewed as they tend to balance each other.

  46. This is starting to drone on and on and on and on by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So what if I as a parent want to subscribe to a viewing community that helps me screen out certain content that I as a parent deem inappropriate. For a site that often exclaims the personal right to choose Slashdot's article posting seems to be on the wrong side of the fence on this one.

    First off, with the rate of new show turnover these days combined with the number of channels and shows on TV. There is no way a parent could preview ALL the programming without it being a full time job. So anything that makes that task easier is a plus for caring parents.

    Second...shows change. I've been watching Smallville over the years. The early seasons I'd consider a family friendly show. Perhaps a bit flirtatious but nothing too out of bounds. A couple of seasons back Smallville decided to take a turn toward a more adult tack. For example, the Smallville Halloween scene insinuates female vampires biting off a guy's penis and drinking his blood. That might be a fine scene for your children. But I'd rather not have my children watch such a scene. A content rating like the one proposed above could allow people to be alerted to when a show or even a particular episode goes down a track that might not be what you want your 7 yr old watching.

    Lastly, we're talking personal screening. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH AN INDIVIDUAL CHOOSING TO CENSOR WHAT THEY OR THEIR CHILDREN WATCH.

    "Government Censorship" = evil.
    "Personal Censorship" = freedom.

    Somewhere along the way we have seemed to confused the two. Look, politics and political views aside. Taking away personal censorship and forcing people to accept content is an extremely bad thing. You have to look at such laws and concepts from an either or view. You may think these parents are wrong for wanting to censor certain content and that they should not be able to edit said content or even avoid it. But I am sure you'd hate the reverse. How many of the people ranting against this personal censorship have the "Foxnews" channel skipped/blocked out of their channel listings? Would it be right if someone told you that you could not choose to do so?

    Come on folks...can we have liberty before politics!!!!

    Slashdot can we have "News for Nerds" without the political slants. Otherwise, we should consider changing the name to "Slantdot". Which would be a crying shame. I love Slashdot because it's filled with geek news instead of the constant glutt of political news. I don't mind if an issue is inherently political (ie: politics and Diebold voting machines). But I am tired of submissions which have to twist 359 degrees in order to turn the topic into something political.

    *blech*

    - Saj

  47. Re:Watch the Movie "Jesus Camp" by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd have to agree. Most of the home-schooled students I've met did not associate well with their peers until about age 24. However, they got along with other adults, other homeschoolers. And those peers who tended toward a higher maturity level.

    I realized, that most of these home schoolers don't fit into the lifestyle of the avg 16-24 yr old who is often on a rampage of discovering their freedoms via teenage years and parent free college. I think many home-schoolers skip this period because they're often granted much greater personal freedom in their studies and responsibilities. They don't have to plunge into excess because they feel as if they've already had freedom.

    That said, there are always exceptions. As there are with every demographic. Those home-schooled individuals who were overly sheltered or poorly educated. But from my encounters I'd say this is less the case than what it's made out to be.

  48. Re:Watch the Movie "Jesus Camp" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to make it sound like I was bashing home schooling. In fact, I was home schooled for grades 1-3, 5, and 11-12 and feel I came out of it MUCH better than if I had stayed in public school for all twelve years. I'm extremely social, fairly intelligent, and Atheist. One thing I learned from about half a dozen various home school gatherings, though, is that the vast majority of home school families are religious to the extreme, at least here in the US. IIRC, more than 90% are devoutly Christian and between 50-67% are evangelical (Jesus Camp quotes the high end of that range).

    So anyway, I'm not at all trying to put down home schooling. If anything, I think more people should do it, so long as they can leave religion out of it. I'm just saying that many parents use home schooling as a means to have total control over what their children are exposed to: Christian "science", Christian friends, Christian activities, etc, etc. The kids don't stand a chance.

    Seriously, go buy/rent/pirate the movie.

  49. Re:Watch the Movie "Jesus Camp" by Aczlan · · Score: 1

    where are mod points when I need them...

    I resemble that post... I was homeschooled until I was 16, then I chose start college (and the first of my fulltime jobs), I never (and still dont) in with most of my "peers" who are/were in my age group... they were (in my mind) acting stupid and immature... that continues today where I am 22 but fit in perfectly with 28-30yo people MUCH better than I fit in with 19-24yo people...

    Aaron Z

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  50. NeoPagan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me guess... the NeoPagans have a perfect score on their own ranking, right?

    Sorta like the Libertarian political axis that goes something like: Libertarians Hitler
    Except that it also shows Republicans & Democrats as sharing some of Hitler's views.

    In other news, people who agree with me are smarter than average.

    1. Re:NeoPagan? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Let me guess... the NeoPagans have a perfect score on their own ranking, right? Let me guess... you didn't read the link at all, did you? The reason the ranking was created was to evaluate neopagan groups, since, prior to the ABCDEF's creation, there was no reasonable way to determine if some small group nobody's heard of is a cult or not.

  51. Does the Pope Shit in the Woods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me guess... somehow the Pope is to blame for all this.

    Or I'm sure that's how it will be construed by plenty of slashdotters...

  52. Abomination by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1
    "Choice" is (or was, anyway) an important theme in Christian religions; you choose the faith, to follow the teachings, etc. I've read a number of comments here that seem to make the assumption that this technology would be applied to childrens television viewing habits, but from what I've seen of the current state of Christianity, church leaders would seek to apply it to everyone, adult and child alike, essentially removing the element of choice from their lives -- which seems to be a more and more common theme these days everywhere you look. Back in the day, when I actually believed in such things, I was always taught that taking away your choices and being made to follow blindly, was Satans way of doing things, not God or Jesus's way; the fact that you are free to choose between good and evil was more important than the thing you were deciding one way or the other.


    FWIW, I think the technology may have valid and positive uses, but the way it's portrayed here doesn't put it in a positive light.

    1. Re:Abomination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the fuck are you talking about? have you even bothered to read the fucking article? once again kdawson spun a sensationalistic blurb and you fucking took it hook, line and sinker.
       
      fucking morons like you are the reason that slashdot has become such a shithole. kneejerk reactions to blurbs and religion bashing use to be the exception. today they're the rule.
       
      and just what the fuck is wrong with someone deciding what kind of programing they do or do not allow in their own homes on tvs that they've bought for themselves? have you forgotten about a persons right to choose to abstain? you're acting like something is being thrust on someone. you'd know better if you had read the article.
       
      and if by some odd chance you did read the article and that shit you spoke is what you took from it? you need to go back and get some serious reading comprehension skills.

  53. Re:Really? Comedy? by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

    Wow ... that was incredibly distasteful, nothing like jokes about lesbians, tornado victims, and pedophilia to get me laughing out loud. The type of people who find that moronic pap funny are the same that don't see the irony of this bit.

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  54. Re:This is starting to drone on and on and on and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "For example, the Smallville Halloween scene insinuates female vampires biting off a guy's penis and drinking his blood."

    You meant sucking your blood (the visual = OUCH!)....

  55. Can we really afford this kind of Ostrich? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    I understand the Libertarian -- anti-regulation bent here. Perhaps there is an assumption, since most people here are reasonably well educated, that we can actually just let people "make up their minds." I'm sure that, if it's only a small minority of folks who have chosen to shut out the real world and only watch what Pat Robertson wants them to watch -- it's all personal choice.

    But we are fast approaching a test-taking, brain dead society. Sure there are smart enough people to hire and do work -- but how can you function as a Democracy when someone is influenced by some titillating news story about a candidate wearing a Push-up bra?

    It's great that people can choose what magazine they read, what group the affiliate with, and what program they want to watch. Perhaps they want to listen to the music on iTunes, that their favorite hero wants to listen to. You eventually get into a situation where it is more work to choose -- and easier just to passively subscribe.

    This may not be THE issue, or THE problem -- but when do we draw the line? The whole point of public school, was that parents didn't have the right to Opt their children out of the shared experience of education. There is a curriculum on history, economics, math and reading, so that we can all have a way of communicating, and a vocabulary of what the issues are. I don't think MOST people know what the real issues are, or can do much beyond Grunt that something is Socialist or Fascist.

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  56. Right-wing References by kibbled_bits · · Score: 1

    I don't get the right-wing references. Bill Gates is an avowed Athiest and a moderate liberal. Have you not seen him speak at the AIDs events with Bill Clinton? This is just supply & demand people, there is a small but sizable niche of people out there who would use this sort of information and they are just looking to supply it before someone else. I don't have a political issue with that. Now as for patenting it...

  57. It will generate less complaints by churches by Bigg+Matt · · Score: 1

    It will generate less complaints by churches and other organizations because the can block out what the don't. While at the same time, it won't restrict what i want to see.

  58. Re:Watch the Movie "Jesus Camp" by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

    This is quite true! I speak from personal experience - I've never been home-schooled but some of my sisters have for a few years and I know friends who have through their young lives. When great parents home-school kids with average to above average results, the results are quite good. One friend, in college focused on politics/law, has amazingly good social skills and would fool many people who only think of the stereotypical "sheltered" homeschooler. But I know his parents, and they are both outgoing and invest a lot in their children's lives and education. And it shows... I know others who were homeschooled who are quite shy and seem rather sheltered, but they are intelligent. Their parents...are both quite shy as well. Hmm, there seems to be a pattern.

    So...my own family. My dad used to teach science, English, and was a principal in a small private school. My mom is rather outgoing and has had nursing background. So, not a lack of education - so there was always a stress on doing our best (no matter what the grade) and learning. Our avg family SAT score was quite high, and we've all gotten scholarships to college (my sisters who were home-schooled managed to get full scholarships to their colleges). Their home-schooling netted them a head-start of one year ahead of their class in high school, and my sister at age 20 has her 4-yr teaching degree. And she's a very social person as well. Another sister at 18 is in yr 2 of college doing a degree in social work (home-schoolers do that?!?). And so there you have it...I'd say it's 90% the parents and 10% the school you attend that ultimately determines the level of education.

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  59. Re:Someone else's system for raising your own chil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should teach your child to distinguish right from wrong instead of just removing all wrong and keep the child blinded to reality.

  60. Undesirable? by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    prevent their members from viewing undesirable television programs
    If a member wants to view it, how can it be undesirable?
    Maybe it could assist aforesaid members in avoiding undesirable content?
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  61. Re:first p0st by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

    So, does this invention allow me to filter out the goat.cx trolls? If so, then it might be worth it.

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  62. Forced church going == vacine against religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was raised by very religious parents. Being forced to go to church was a vaccine against religion for me.
    I am now an atheist. I am very grateful to my religious parents for giving me the opportunity to see what bullshit religion is.

  63. I see a big benefit from this, Block TV Evangelism by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I would certainly setup my TV to block material I find offensive, (Infomercials and TV Evangelists).

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  64. Re:OMG! Slashdot For TV!?! OMG! Crucify someone! by the_womble · · Score: 1

    It's like Slashdot for TV.
    You just found some prior art as well!

    Is there any chance that Slashdot moderators can apply 'Troll' and 'Deliberately Misleading Flamebait' to article titles and summaries?
    Slashdot editors clearly want flamebait. Look at the number of irrelevant religion related stories (see "Will the Pope declare Google evil?", for example, with yet another misleading title), when they know perfectly that the typical Slashdotter will argue passionately about religion from a position of total ignorance. That is what they want.
  65. mod parent Sarah Connor by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

    true story

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  66. Re:This is starting to drone on and on and on and by Arterion · · Score: 1

    Brainwashing kids into a religion should be criminal abuse. This is a tool to allow that. This is why so many people here are upset by it. In a lot of cases, the kids are smarter than the parents. I always find the the kids whose parents leave them to their own devices turn out better. The ones who had strict parents are all fucked up when they hit real life. Then again, I consider "liberal free-thinkers" to be better. If you think a born again bible thumping sheep is better, than tools like this and religious brainwashing is exactly what a good moral mother and father should be doing.

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  67. Prior art by UNFAIRMAN · · Score: 1

    There is prior art out there and this shouldn't be granted. The original idea from the late 80's wasn't web based, but otherwise all the details are the same.

    A participating rating organization would download the program listing into a fat client program. The ratings could then be assigned and uploaded back to the central server. The ratings would then be distributed to cable operators, who would broadcast the rating organization's ID and their disposition using one of the unused closed captioning areas. The user would put in a set-top box and program it (VCR-style) to include the boolean logic to determine which content rating organizations to use and define rating thresholds. then the set-top box would black out any show that didn't meet the selected requirements.

    As far as I know the idea never got fully implemented, but prior art must be out there.

    The piece Microsoft seems to have left out is the ability to define your own scales, and the ability to have your own values within those scales. So a rating organization could define a scale "immoral" with levels of "ok", "on-the-edge", and "over-the-line", but then the organization had to publish their standards for their scale. Microsoft seems to have a binary yes/no scale only. Too bad, this was a cool key feature. There were a few other features not in the MS claims such as a series default rating that could be overridden on an episode basis.

    The only major difference is the web allows the participating rating organization to be a collection of individuals, where as the original concept was just bigger organizations, such as Roger and Ebert, the MPAA, the 700 club, etc. Even so, the original idea was to have multiple hands from the rating organization in the decision process, so truly nothing here is new.

  68. Hrms by Veretax · · Score: 0

    Okay I did not read the article, but based purely on the blurb I will say this. I don't care how much they improve rating systems, the V-Chip or whatever sort of Content Management they are developing to limit content for viewers no computer is ever going to be as Smart as the Human mind as far as determining what is good to watch, and what is not. There is a lot more to good Television (even religious inspired TV) than what's on TBN for example.

  69. Unfortunately this great patent... by owidder · · Score: 1

    ... did not exist in the Paradise. See my small cartoon: http://geekandpoke.typepad.com/geekandpoke/2007/09 /the-no-sin-pate.html Bye, Oliver