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Australia Cracked US Combat Aircraft Codes

SpamSlapper writes "Former defense minister Kim Beazley has told how Australia cracked top-secret American combat aircraft codes in the 1980s to enable the shooting down of enemy aircraft. The radar on Australia's US-made Hornets could not identify most potentially hostile aircraft in the region — they were set up for European threats — but despite many requests, the codes were not provided, so 'In the end we spied on them and we extracted the codes ourselves.' The Americans knew what the Australians were doing and were intrigued by the progress they made."

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  1. Fortunately for America... by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Austria" is a friendly OPEC member.

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    1. Re:Fortunately for America... by Ajehals · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just read your post (after posting my own) and had a sudden heart stopping moment that I had read Austria as Australia, as a Brit I assume that would be unforgivable, after all everyone knows that those Australians in their leather pants and kiwi accents are totally different from the BBQ obsessed, Cricket incompetent Austrians.

    2. Re:Fortunately for America... by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

      as a Brit [...] Cricket incompetent Austrians. To be fair, cricket is a made up sport without any real rules that the British and their colonies play in order to confuse outsiders.

      We're on to you...
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    3. Re:Fortunately for America... by Byzboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Whoosh

      The sound of the joke as it passes over your head.

    4. Re:Fortunately for America... by Stefanwulf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, I for one will only play sports that people didn't just make up. You know, the ones without arbitrarily defined rules.

    5. Re:Fortunately for America... by Ajehals · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was looking forward to doing that. You sir, have ruined my day.

      I would demand satisfaction, but it turns out that is complicated via the medium of the internet.

    6. Re:Fortunately for America... by phoenixwade · · Score: 4, Funny

      Australian's have ozzie accents :) After thinking long and hard on this, I realized that none of the Aussie's i've met sounded like they were in the middle of a two week drug binge.
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    7. Re:Fortunately for America... by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pah!

      Cricket is easy. You have two teams of eleven.

      The team that is in go out to bat, and the team that are out go out to field.

      When all of the team that is in get out, the team that's out goes in.

      Repeat. Endlessly.

      Brockian Ultra Cricket is the same but involves Universes, or something, instead of balls.

      What's not like about a sport with a position called 'Silly Mid-Off'?

    8. Re:Fortunately for America... by kalirion · · Score: 4, Funny

      To be fair, cricket is a made up sport without any real rules that the British and their colonies play in order to confuse outsiders.

      If only you knew the true horrors of the origins of cricket..... That's one reason the rest of the universe looks down on humans. To make a game based on the Krikkit Wars.....

    9. Re:Fortunately for America... by IngramJames · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're half right.

      Actually, cricket is an excuse to lie in the sun all day drinking beer while watching other people do gentle excerise. The rules are there so that anyone who questions what you're doing will eventually give up and go away by the time you're explaining the rule for Leg Before Wicket - if not sooner. Anyone who has taken the time to learn the rules enjoys lazing in the sunshine, so you're safe from them.

      The only flaw in this otherwise superb idea is that Britain doesn't actually get any sunshine.

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    10. Re:Fortunately for America... by tpv · · Score: 2, Funny
      Your sample size appears to be a bit small.

      I can assure that quite a good proportion of our country is, in fact, in the middle of a two week drug binge.

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  2. Re:hm by biocute · · Score: 4, Funny

    Former defense minister. It's easy to be forgotten if you're too quiet.

    Back on topic, this is what you got for not using open source aircrafts.

  3. Understandable by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr Beazley said the Americans knew what the Australians were doing and were intrigued by the progress they made.
    So, we knew that they knew that we cracked the aircraft codes. But did they know that we knew that they knew? It also begs for the question that if they did, did we know that they knew that we knew that they knew?
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    1. Re:Understandable by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And, for God's sake, what is the plural of nemesis?

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  4. Re:Procurement by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's OK --- DVD John will get that sorted out in a few days.

  5. Cartoony image by packetmon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Americans kept saying they'd provide the codes, but never did. Pictures tall kid dangling candy over another kids head. "Here you go" kid jumps... "Sucker..." "Here you go!" kid jumps again... "Sucker..."

  6. Just wondering... by corser · · Score: 5, Funny

    does the DMCA apply retroactively? If so, then Australia can never step foot in the US again.

  7. We were ALL impressed by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Americans knew what the Australians were doing and were intrigued by the progress they made.

    Well, keep in mind that there was a huge Aussie fad in America in the mid-late 80's. We were ALL surprised at how much progress they made at the time. If it hadn't been for the unfortunate "Yahoo Serious" setback in 1988, who knows what they could have ultimately done.

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  8. Here is the secret code by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Up
    Up
    Down
    Down
    Left
    Right
    Left
    Right
    B
    A
    START

    1. Re:Here is the secret code by log0n · · Score: 3, Funny

      20 years later and it still makes me laugh :-)

  9. Human Rights Violation by E++99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    'In the end we spied on them and we extracted the codes ourselves.'

    This is a massive violation of human rights. The US DOD has many Australians in it, who may have therefore been spied on by the Australian government without a warrant. Therefore Australia is a police state.

  10. Intrigued? by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Oh look at them, they're trying to crack our codes..."

    "Oh look, they're actually succeeding. How intriguing!"

    "Hey, wait a sec, they're pointing those missiles at use. I continue to be intrigued!"

  11. the USA didn't do anything about it by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    because at the time, all Australian aircraft fuel was under seige by Lord Humongous in the desert, and Crocodile Dundee was MIA on a walkabout

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  12. Re:.. And as usual.. by skyshard · · Score: 4, Funny

    whoooooooooooooooooooosh! did i just see something pass overhead?

  13. Re:Thrilling story by Xtense · · Score: 5, Funny

    Outsmarting somone is enormously satisfying. If this is true, then you won't mind me being satisfied over nitpicking a typo, eh? :)
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  14. Re:Procurement by Xiaran · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suspect Australia(disclaimer Im Australian) thought that as the US and Australia are very close allies the USAF might give us the ability to use the aircraft we purchased. But hey we followed the US into Iraq so what the hell do we know :)

  15. Re:Thrilling story by irtza · · Score: 4, Funny

    no, I don't think this is a type. Search for somone and u will see that somone is often requested to fix things in numberable fields. Somone is quite smart, so I would be satisfied outsmarting somone. 138,000 search results on google and I am only now hearing of somone. Unbelievable!

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  16. Re:Impotance? by ZuluZero · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the post meant to say "Impotence" - the inability to shoot when desired.

  17. Re:not enough info by sarathmenon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rule No. 1: Never RTFA. never ever.
    Rule No.2: See above.

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  18. Re:Procurement by Spookticus · · Score: 3, Funny

    In soviet Russia marked post scroll-button you and replies to reverse you

  19. Re:Procurement by roseblood · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've already got it sorted out. Ready?

    UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT A B SELECT START

    [This text brought to you by the "lameness filter" that says I was YELLING too much in this comment.]

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  20. Re:Procurement by archen · · Score: 2, Funny

    A good excuse to stay at home and drink beer... why wouldn't the Aussies buy this?

  21. Re:.. And as usual.. by internewt · · Score: 4, Funny

    whoooooooooooooooooooosh! did i just see something pass overhead? Yeah, a hornet with crippled radar ;)
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  22. Pony Up, AU by neckjonez · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd say you owe us at least a couple slabs of VBs!

  23. Paris Air Show by cinderblock · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was at the Paris Air Show a few years ago. One company had on display a MIG cockpit. They had retrofitted it with modern avionics.

    The problem was that the display model, that was at the show, was running Windows and had BSODed. I wonder how many they sold...

  24. Re:.. And as usual.. by HermDog · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought we were doing it in alphabetical order, but obviously not.

    When I was in high school so many years ago, I spent a couple of summer weeks in Europe on one of those tours that shows you everything you can see from a bus. On the flight up to JFK (the one in New York) for our departure to Brussels, one of my classmates commented on how much she was looking forward to visiting Austria. Now I have nothing against Austria, and it turned out to be the country where one of my most memorable experiences on the trip occurred, but at the time I could not imagine why a high school student from North Carolina would have any particular reason to look forward to being in Austria. Maybe she liked mountains. So I asked.

    She was looking forward to the accent. I was impressed. To this day I don't think I would be able to distinguish an Austrian from a German by accent.

    "You know. The way Olivia Newton-John talks."

    Oh.

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  25. Re:Cricket Rules by Mikkeles · · Score: 4, Funny
    Here you go:

    You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he is out. When they are all out, the side that's been out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out, he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who are all out all the time, and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.


    (Floating around the net :^)

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  26. Unfortunately, that isn't helpful... by patio11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... as Ozzie doesn't sound like he is in the middle of a two week druge binge, either. Two weeks isn't a binge for him, that is more of a "light appetizer before the main course".