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Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing

An anonymous reader writes "Jack Thompson has done it again, now by making available gay porn for unlimited viewing on public records. Judge Jordan wrote on an issued order: 'The attached exhibit, which includes several graphic images of oral and genital sex between adult males, was filed electronically in the docket in this case, without prior permission from the court... To the extent that the other attorney's alleged conduct is in any way relevant... there was no need for Mr. Thompson to file these graphic images in the public record. A simple reference to the website and its alleged links would have sufficed...'" I'm usually not a fan of giving Thompson continued free publicity, but some of the things he does are just too outlandish not to share.

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  1. Uh, thanks, Jack. by pushing-robot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Were they from your private stash?

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    1. Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This thread is useless without pics

    2. Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. by geekboy642 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, I'm pretty sure pics would lower the value of this thread into the sub-prime-mortgage-loan category.

      They were, after all, self-portrait.

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    3. Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm glad the case wasn't about NAMBLA.

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    4. Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Were they from your private stash? When I read the headline, I thought that's what happened. Holy fucking shit, that would have been the world's most ultimate copy-paste self-pwn ever.

      As it stands, I'm still wondering what this has to do with videogames and am a little scared to RTFA for fear of getting goatse.cx'd.
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    5. Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hee... weel... bee.. ass-.eem-lated...

      Do you see the REAL deepthroats in this court room?

      I'm sure the judge was nothing short of agog to issue a BINDING GAG order for this non-condomnable act inasspicious.

      Filing paper beats ORAL discourse, I'm sure.

      Will the judge hold him IN CONTEMPT IN court?

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  2. Gack! Fix the headline -- quick! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's filling my mind with disgusting images!

    s/filling/filing

  3. I said it before... by orkysoft · · Score: 2, Funny
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  4. Brilliant! by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm usually not a fan of giving Thompson continued free publicity, but some of the things he does are just too outlandish not to share.

    So you made it a story on /.?

    Here's to you, Mister Hide It in Plain View Guy!

  5. "Court filling"? by Jeian · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't want to know... I don't want to know...

    1. Re:"Court filling"? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pound the gavel.

  6. I Motion To... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Throw him in the slammer. That'll learn him gay porn first hand!

    1. Re:I Motion To... by techpawn · · Score: 5, Funny

      That'll learn him gay porn first hand!
      I believe you mean FIST hand...
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  7. I think he works for the game industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think he works for the game industry. He is their token 'all those violence/sex in games' critics are nuts poster child. Who is going to take these bullshit moralistic bible-bashers seriously when they are siding with Jack.

  8. Just Jack! by Mysticweed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just be grateful he's spending long hours, night after night protecting us from the gays. Maybe he should move to Iran I hear they don't have gay people there.

  9. Re:Goatse! by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sumbit it? He should pose for it.

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  10. Re:I love this guy. by rde · · Score: 2, Funny

    You keep thinking he couldn't get any wackier and do anything more outlandish than subpoena the President, and then he goes and does this.
    There's a progression;
    subpoenas -> pornpenis -> nopennies
    Expect him to protest the new one-cent coins on the grounds that Lincoln was of questionable sexuality, and wholly undeserving of a coin of his own.

  11. Jack, c'mon... by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I know that you're desperate, but bribing the judge with your home videos will almost certainly NOT work.

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  12. Does he have a "Wide Stance"? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    He is obsessed with gay sex.

    Against it or for it - you know that when he's obsessed - he's a Homo.

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    1. Re:Does he have a "Wide Stance"? by 8-bitDesigner · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and had sex with a man.

    2. Re:Does he have a "Wide Stance"? by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Couldn't be because of this incident?

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    3. Re:Does he have a "Wide Stance"? by Raven42rac · · Score: 2, Funny
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    4. Re:Does he have a "Wide Stance"? by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know far too much detail about this - you must be a terrorist!! :O

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  13. Re:I love this guy. by Mix+Master+Nixon · · Score: 4, Funny

    How will you top this, Mr. Thompson? Are you gonna shoot the Pope?

    Sounds like a win-win situation to me, though the pope could easily deflect the bullets by using the immense power of the Dark Side of the Force and then it's just a crazy-ass lawyer who's out of bullets up against an incredibly powerful Emperor who could crush all of his internal organs into sandwich paste with sheer will power. We'd still have Pope Palpatine but at least we'd be rid of Thompson.
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  14. Re:Sad part... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why haven't they disbarred him yet?
    Why haven't they dismembered him yet?

    There, fixed.

  15. How can you not love this guy? by klenwell · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's like the Andy Kaufman of the US legal system.

    Someday REM will sing a song about him.

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    1. Re:How can you not love this guy? by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's like the Andy Kaufman of the US legal system.

      Someday REM will sing a song about him.


      And Jim Carrey will star as Thompson in a bio, and will give a stirring speech at the end talking about how filing explicit pictures of gay sex and trying to censor anything that makes him angry is the American way. Carey will go on to win his first Oscar, and Thompson will file suit against him for character assassination, and will include pictures of beastiality.
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    2. Re:How can you not love this guy? by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you believe,
      He stuck his
      Head up his ass...
      Head up his ass...

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  16. Rename your files, Jack! by theantipop · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe he needs to rename his porn stash to something other than "importantevidence001289.JPG".

  17. Re:I love this guy. by e4g4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And here I thought your nopennies idea was that he's on his way to being disbarred, ostracized and flat-fucking broke.

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  18. Re:Honesty... by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thompson could never hope to half the man Ann Coulter is.

  19. Its probably by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its probably just photos of him and his friends from his private collection

  20. Re:It all makes sense now. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think Jack Thompson and Rick Santorum need to get together and go bowling... and see what develops from there.

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