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'Floating Bridge' Property of Water Found

eldavojohn writes "When exposed to high voltage, water does some interesting things. From the article, 'water in two beakers climbs out of the beakers and crosses empty space to meet, forming the water bridge. The liquid bridge, hovering in space, appears to the human eye to defy gravity. Upon investigating the phenomenon, the scientists found that water was being transported from one beaker to another, usually from the anode beaker to the cathode beaker. The cylindrical water bridge, with a diameter of 1-3 mm, could remain intact when the beakers were pulled apart at a distance of up to 25 mm.'"

191 comments

  1. Great! by fmobus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we can build 25mm bridges to nowhere!! fp?

    1. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now we can build 25mm bridges to nowhere!! For the miniature Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens, this is very important technology.
    2. Re:Great! by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't the Internet made of 25mm tubes to nowhere?

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    3. Re:Great! by LBt1st · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How was that Offtopic? Where's my mod points when I need them? +1 Funny

    4. Re:Great! by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Funny

      lol, it's official the mod system is broken.

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    5. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As they say in the USA: All tubes lead to the NSA.

    6. Re:Great! by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      The cylindrical water bridge, with a diameter of 1-3 mm, could remain intact when the beakers were pulled apart at a distance of up to 25 mm.

      Uh..... I can see where that would be useful. Neat party trick, though.

    7. Re:Great! by BigRedFed · · Score: 2, Funny

      How is it broken? It's completely arbitrary and seems to be working fine to me.

    8. Re:Great! by kalirion · · Score: 1

      No, just to other beakers.

  2. I do that too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When people electrocute me I also jump out of my beaker.

    1. Re:I do that too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people electrocute me I also jump out of my beaker. Brain, is that you -- pinky
  3. hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like a bridge *entirely *composed *of troubled water...?

    1. Re:hm by OECD · · Score: 4, Funny

      Finally! A bridge I can't burn!

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    2. Re:hm by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny

      What kind of asshole would I be if I didn't point out that there's no such thing as an asshole-proof bridge ?
      http://green.yahoo.com/news/ap/20070910/ap_on_sc/burning_seawater.html

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    3. Re:hm by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      This is going to set back witch hunts by generations.
      Witches burn because they're made of wood.
      So, some suggested we make bridges out of them.
      But you can make bridges out of stone. But stone can't float, either.
      So if we could see if she'd float, we'd know if she were or weren't made out of stone.
      BUT WATER floats! We could be killing innocent people because they're not really witches, they're just made of water!

    4. Re:hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no you see, just expose the witch to a high voltage current, after you see she floats.

      If she then spans a gap, shes a normal person made of water.
      If she burns, sparks, or chars, shes a witch!

    5. Re:hm by deander2 · · Score: 1

      heh, funny, but not entirely true. the article notes that heating up the bridge causes it to collapse. =p

    6. Re:hm by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Like a bridge *entirely *composed *of troubled water...?

      20mm...ok. But 25mm is a bridge too far...

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    7. Re:hm by Scamwise · · Score: 1

      "the scientists found that water was being transported from one beaker to another, usually from the anode beaker to the cathode beaker" It appears from the photo that the water levels don't need to be equal. This should mean using a stairway of "beakers" and some clever electrics you could make water climb up hill using no moving parts?

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    8. Re:hm by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "you could make water climb up hill using no moving parts"

      Someone beat you to it

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  4. Time for a new title? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm thinking Bridge *of* the River Kwai, maybe...

  5. It's a witch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Burn it! Burn it!

  6. "Spock ... to the bridge ..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Fascinating!"

  7. I RTFA for a change by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Interesting

    and it makes me wonder.. where they talk about the changes in water density.

    IF you could find a way to change the density of water within living cells-- decrease slowly, and increase rapidly...

    by oh say, 10% or more from standard...

    When you decrease slowly, then cellular walls could expand to accomodate the increased volume without bursting...
    now your return the density to normal (if necassary).. and before the cells recover- you freeze the cells-- and the expansion of the frozen water does not cause massive gross cellular damage.

    now cyronics is much more achievable.. (of course, the voltages described do not seem condusive to application to living flesh,, but perhaps another method could be found for the same effect...)

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    1. Re:I RTFA for a change by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 5, Informative

      One would imagine that, firstly, the cell walls could not take too much expansion and would likely ditch a lot of the water, secondly, that the cell walls would return to normal at the same speed as the water (if they matched the expansion, then why not the contractions?) and that, thirdly, one of the biggest cryo problems is that the water surrounding the cells become crystals and pierce the fragile cells, which this does nothing to alleviate.

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    2. Re:I RTFA for a change by peterofoz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd be curious if this also occurs in another natural high-voltage environment - thunder clouds. Do water structures form in clouds? How does this affect hail production? I used to think that hail stones would be carried upward by winds and grow over iterations of freezing droplets, but if a high voltage causes droplets to form larger balls of water which then freeze as they drop, that would be a simpler process.

    3. Re:I RTFA for a change by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Informative

      The water in the research at hand is clean (distilled) to a high degree, to avoid ionic conductivity. The water in living cells is VERY conductive and when you use high direct voltages, does Bad Things to these cells.

      Now, high grequency alternating voltage would cause no adverse effect because it would cause for the electric current to flow on the surface of the body, but that's another story, and it does not affect the fluid inside the cells (think Tesla holding a glowing gas discharge lamp in his hand).

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    4. Re:I RTFA for a change by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      The problem you get with cryogenics is that the ice crystals are breaking the cell walls regardless of the amount of water in the cell, and once the cell is thawed it leaks. The cell breakage is due to the fact that cells are freezing slowly (relatively) which allows for growth of larger crystals. If a way can be found to stop the creation of large ice crystals that breaks through the cells cryogenics will be possible.

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    5. Re:I RTFA for a change by kennygraham · · Score: 3, Funny

      When you decrease slowly, then cellular walls could expand to accomodate the increased volume without bursting...

      I don't wanna hear about your fancy new penis pump.

    6. Re:I RTFA for a change by Briareos · · Score: 1

      Screw cryongenics and water - find a way to change the density of fat cells, and most plastic surgeons will go out of business...

      np: Burnt Friedman - Need Is All You Love (ft. Theo Altenberg) (First Night Forever)

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    7. Re:I RTFA for a change by Chmcginn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The static electricity in the clouds would certain be high enough voltage to do this, but I don't think it would be close enough together. In the experiment, the 'water bridge' was only able to be formed within a few mm of the anode & cathode. In the case of thunderclouds, the anode and cathode would be hundreds of meters apart.

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    8. Re:I RTFA for a change by saider · · Score: 1

      Alternating current would have the same (disastrous) effect.

      The fluorescent light trick you mention happens because the person is not grounded and no current flows through their body. But when the vapor atoms are brought to a high voltage, they become excited and fluoresce. The same thing happens with DC and high voltages.

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    9. Re:I RTFA for a change by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Lightning voltages are also many times higher.

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    10. Re:I RTFA for a change by wjsteele · · Score: 1

      Actually, the cell walls are destroyed by the crystalization of water, not the expansion of it. The crystalization causes the water to "cut" through the walls like a knife... from the outside in... not from the inside out via expansion. There is also other chemical breakdowns that occur during freezing that cause even more damage. But, in either case, the density of the water isn't a factor.

      Bill

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    11. Re:I RTFA for a change by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Actually, current most definitely DOES flows through the body of the presenter. The skin effect is, however, small in the case of tesla coil frequencies. Fortunately, rather small current densities and high voltage allow for the cells not to be damaged, and the relatively high frequency will make possible for the nervous cells not to detect the current and no heart (or other muscle) spams occurs.

      Anyhow, current flows through their bodies, and whether they are grounded or not does not change this fact.

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    12. Re:I RTFA for a change by Cybrex · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting idea, but I'll put my money on vitrification, which is the current state-of-the-art process. Vitrification involves replacing a significant percentage of the inter- and intra-cellular water with a cryoprotectant which causes the cells to attain a glass state rather than forming ice crystals. It's not perfect, but it does go a long way toward eliminating freezing damage.

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  8. The Abyss by gadzook33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle.

    1. Re:The Abyss by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 4, Funny

      So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle. My money is on it being Japanese.
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    2. Re:The Abyss by axel2501 · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, water bridges YOU !

    3. Re:The Abyss by flayzernax · · Score: 1

      Funniest comment ever

    4. Re:The Abyss by quique+h. · · Score: 1

      I don't think so, I don't see any schoolgirls around...

    5. Re:The Abyss by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Dude, that deserved to modded Insightful.

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  9. Play right into their hands. by Spazntwich · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    At this point, does anyone doubt that dolphins are the world's true leaders, biding their time until our large network of water bridges and tubes combined with rising ocean levels due to global warming allows them to take back what was once theirs?

    It's become a struggle for control. The Republicans are the dolphin elite, cleverly disguised. Take George W.: Jovial, friendly on the outside, but turn your back or threaten him and you're getting a mouthful of tiny little teeth IN YOUR NECK. Meanwhile, Hillary, leader of the lizard people and true bloodline-confirmed heiress to the Reptilian crown attempts to prevent the dolphin's plans from reaching fruition and claiming the planet as her own.

    1. Re:Play right into their hands. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Bottlenose bruises, blowhole burns. This looks like the work of rowdy teenagers!"

    2. Re:Play right into their hands. by casings · · Score: 1

      I would prefer to call our government a carnival. Moreover a 'tard carnival.

      -webbles

    3. Re:Play right into their hands. by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Let's just hope the dolphins have read this article if they catch us walking towards the tank carrying severed high voltage lines.

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  10. Does this explain liquid Helium's behavior? by Iowan41 · · Score: 1

    Since that is liquid at superconducting temperatures, and does similar things?

    1. Re:Does this explain liquid Helium's behavior? by pclminion · · Score: 2, Informative

      Given that helium is a monatomic gas, nonpolar, and far less dense than water, I would have to say... no.

      Oh, and then there's the fact that we already understand superfluid helium pretty damn well.

  11. Actually... by moosehooey · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually the problem with freezing isn't the expansion, the cells could stretch enough to allow that. The problem is the ice crystals that tend to slice up the cells like a million tiny rasor blades. A further problem is cracking of the ice while it's going from freezing down to liquid nitrogen temperature.

    1. Re:Actually... by marshmallow+soup · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the problem isn't the *freezing* at all -- it's the thawing. When the system thaws, the reperfusion of oxygen into the tissue causes a sudden reanimation of biological processes that most organsims are unable to handle properly. Ice crystals alone don't general cause as much of a problem as the body's reaction to that damage. (Source: some Cell articles from a year or two ago, but I don't have a citation handy. Immunohistochemistry in chipmunk brain slices, I believe.)

    2. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're all foolish. The problem is that it's damn cold: Way to cold for comfort. You'd have to be dead to enjoy the process.

    3. Re:Actually... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Immunohistochemistry in chipmunk brain slices, I believe.

      That's the funniest sentence I've read all day.

    4. Re:Actually... by DrKyle · · Score: 1

      Actually, one big problem is that while instant freezing from N2(l) can easily be done, the thawing takes time. During that time the small ice crystals formed by a rapid freeze will actually grow together and make crystals which are large enough to damage the cells. Think about it this way: Most people have enjoyed a slush on hot summer days. After a while a slush left out will form one large ice chunk floating in the middle of a syrupy liquid. The large chunk is the fusing of smaller ice crystals, when this happens in cells damage results. I have had conversations at genetics society meetings with some researchers working on antifreeze proteins which bind to and block the ice crystals from fusing, it's cool stuff ;)

  12. A bridge of water? by PigThief · · Score: 1, Funny

    A bridge of water? How curious. I wonder if I can walk on it... KRZZRRT!

    1. Re:A bridge of water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally. I can put one of these out on my porch and take care of the Autumn swarms of Jesuses.

    2. Re:A bridge of water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally. I can put one of these out on my porch and take care of the Autumn swarms of Jesuses.

      Yeah, but they'll just come back 3 days later.

  13. Alternative medicine by taustin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I predict we'll be seeing homeopathic "medicine" made out of this magick water within a few weeks.

    1. Re:Alternative medicine by BlueParrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sadly the parent should be moderated insightful rather than funny.

    2. Re:Alternative medicine by itsdapead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I predict we'll be seeing homeopathic "medicine" made out of this magick water within a few weeks.

      Correction - that would be homeopathic "medicine" that doesn't contain a single molecule of this magick water...

      However, this is basically another way of making that amaxing wonder-drug called "placebo" which is so effective that it is the standard against which all other drugs are tested. And if the homeopath also sits you down, remembers your name from last time, gives you a nice cup of jasmine tea and has a nice sympathetic chat about your condition, how much stress you are under at work and whether you're eating properly... well, you probably stand a better-than-average chance of getting better.

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    3. Re:Alternative medicine by Rich0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You do hit on an important point - people want to be treated by people who actually seem to care about the fact that they're suffering.

      Too many doctors just poke, prod, wrap it up in 3 minutes, and generally act like you're a nuiscience that they have to endure to collect their paycheck.

      I know somebody who had to wait a long time to visit a specialist, and took time to write up a brief one-page history of her condition and the various treatments to date and how they generally worked out. She also wrote up a list of medications (current, ones successfully used in the past, allergies, and unsuccessful medications). She also had a log of daily diagnostic tests as well.

      The doctor couldn't really be bothered to read any of it and frequently asked questions that would have been covered in the history. The answers to those questions weren't nearly as complete as what would have been found in the history as well. The doctor would suggest stuff contradicted by stuff tried in the past, which would get pointed out. Despite going around in circles a few time he still didn't bother to read the history. In the end he ordered some tests and sent her home (where she'll no doubt need to bug him to follow up).

      Would it have really hurt the doctor to spend all of 3 minutes reading the one page piece of paper which was obviously extremely important to his patient? Sure, he might notice a few mistakes in reasoning, and might be skeptical about some of the patient's conclusions, but perhaps it would at least reassure the patient if it seemed like the doctor even remotely cared about whether the patient actually recovered? And maybe the doctor would improve his success rate by at least considering all the information available - maybe it would contain some clue that would shape his reasoning?

      I work in IT and am often confronted with customers who have misdiagnosed the source of their technical problems. I just patiently listen to them, gather additional information, and then explain what my thoughts are and why I think they are correct. If you take the time to treat your customers as if they have a brain they will generally respect your opinions (they're coming to you for help, after all). If on the other hand you just brush them off without explaining yourself then you'll find yourself with few customers. And the medical profession is in for one heck of a shock when the voters are done with them at the rate they're currently going...

    4. Re:Alternative medicine by Joebert · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sounds like she makes a career of being ill.

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    5. Re:Alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So, you tell this long story about your friend's semi-self-diagnosis of her problem, then you conclude with a statement along the lines of "Working in IT, I realize that most people don't know what they're talking about." If your friend didn't like the way that doctor treated her, she should find someone else. And I'll reiterate what the poster above me said, it sounds like she's a hypochondriac.

    6. Re:Alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Your friend clearly knew enough about her medical history to have an intellegent and informed conversation with her doctor to make important treatment decisions. Whats more, she did have a paper reference, a huge plus when patients are taking 15 drugs and can't remembere their names and dosages, or even all the physicians they've seen. She didn't want that, she wanted the physican to validate her ideas about her illness by wasting their prescious few minutes together reading her musings about her medical history. This isn't how w productive doctor-patient relationship is going to work.

      //Begin Rant//

      Dude, you work in IT, you have the luxury of seeing your clients as slowly or as you like. On the other hand, doctors have HUGE employment and financial pressures to keep patient visits to less than 10 minutes. Often because there are at least 30 more of them to be seen that day. Don't forget they also have to write a summary of everything they did, saw, and heard with every patient so that any other doctor could take over for them if they got hit by a bus.

      I work in IT and am often confronted with customers who have misdiagnosed the source of their technical problems. I just patiently listen to them, gather additional information, and then explain what my thoughts are and why I think they are correct.

      Bravo, now what if your customer, complaining of a sticky keyboard secondary to a soda spill brings you in a list of all the names and CD-Keys of all the programs stored on their computer. Then they also have the make, model, and serial number of every piece of hardware in the machine. Now also bear in mind that these lists (and this often happens) are out of date by 5 years, so really they don't even have any bearing on the computer at hand at all. Do you really want to spend 5 minutes of your client's valuable time going through this irrelivant list? Yes, it might matter that its a USB keyboard, and that would have been in there, but it would have been so much simpler to ask.

      The final point is that your can't trust paper. A doctor HAS to ask all the questions that the paper would have answered because the paper might be wrong. (paper: "allergic to eggs only", patient: "I just found out last month I'm allergic to drug X" which I was just about to prescribe) (paper: takes drugs X,Y,Z, patient: I take A,B,C, X, and W) You get the picture. Making a bad call because of reading a paper and not asking the patient is indefesnable in court or to a medical review board.

      The doctor should have made an effort to acknowledge the paper, but unless this illness is a huge medical mystery and this is the 12th specialist the patient has seen, decyphering the patients own thoughts about their problem from medical fact can take quite a bit of time and lead to many many dead ends, costing way more time than the simple time to read.

      Yes our patients have brains, and they know their own bodies way better than their doctor does, but expecting your doctor to care about the 4 different creams you've put on the wart on your toe when she or he is trying to determine why you can't feel your hand anymore is really going a bit too far. Thats why doctors will ask Trained, Relivant questions, because they are looking for specific answers.

    7. Re:Alternative medicine by VanessaE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, it is possible for someone to forget a few things that are wrong with them when they're put on the spot by a doctor, or even just the usual first-visit paperwork. That she has the presence of mind to write down everything that happens, her list of medications (many hospitals explicitly request a list), and so on, says to me that she's smart enough to know how to get help. That the doctor isn't bothering to read the summary tells me the doctor is an idiot, regardless of how ill this person may or may not be.

    8. Re:Alternative medicine by Joebert · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If she's ill, how can the Doctor trust the information she's provided to be accurate ?

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    9. Re:Alternative medicine by Endymion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As opposed to asking the patient about the same information?

      I would trust a written history before an oral one any time - at least they may have had a chance to edit out errors in the written version.

      The huge ego of doctors gets in the way here...

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    10. Re:Alternative medicine by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but this wouldn't be the 4 creams she put on her foot.

      This would be multiple hopitalizations (including cardiothoracic surgery in one case, minor surgey (with significant risk of complications) in another case, and intensive-care in all cases), and history with about a dozen different doctors for several different problems over the last 24 months or so. This particular specialist was a bit more tangential to her acute problems, but very relevant to her chronic problems.

      And the medication history would be about 20 different prescription medications prescribed by a variety of specialists over the last few years.

      And on a side note, I might prefer not to listen to somebody try to sound intelligent for 10 minutes who doesn't know what they're talking about in my line of work, but sometimes you just need to take time to gain a client's respect. There are ways of dealing with customers who repeatedly badger you, but we're talking about 5 minutes - not 45 minutes here.

      In any case, when I see professionals scratch their head about why people go to chiropractors for anything other than temporary relief of acute back pains I realize that they're missing the one thing that the alternative medicine practicioners provide - the personal touch. Granted, good doctors are also probably missing the willingness to promise success with no risk of side effect - and that is a real problem with the alternative medicine crowd. However, doctors would do well to work on the personal touch and educate their patients in the benefits of science-based medicine - rather than just having an attitude that they know what is better for the patient than the patient does (which might be factually true, but the attitude really puts people off).

    11. Re:Alternative medicine by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Uh, this "hypochondriac" has been in intensive care three times in about a year with a recurrant life-threatening condition. Most insurance companies won't fund a week-long intensive care stay (list price of $10k/day) for somebody who reports that they get lots of headaches.

      I'd just as soon not post her medical history on slashdot, but there are a dozen doctors who would readily attest that she has some serious problems.

    12. Re:Alternative medicine by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Ok, a little more detail since it seems to be everybody's favorite reaction to just assume that this couldn't be all that serious and there must be another explanation...

      This isn't a case of doctor shopping either. My friend continues to see most of those specialists for follow-up, and this is just one more specialist to deal with one of the more chronic issues she is facing.

      Yes, I realize that it is very unusual for people to have a laundry list of acute and chronic problems. My friend has only heard this a half dozen times as each specialist admits that something serious is going on.

      By the way, the story with this particular specialist isn't entirely a bad one. The specialist uncovered a potential chronic problem that might have contributed to many of the acute ones, although more testing is required to confirm this. Of course, I ended up having to talk my friend into taking her doctor's advice seriously because he had managed to mess up his doctor-patient relationship from the start making any good medical advice he did administer just as likely to get ignored...

      Bottom line - patients are humans. You don't need to be a psychologist to treat them like humans...

    13. Re:Alternative medicine by MonkWB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sadly the parent should be moderated funny rather than insightful.

    14. Re:Alternative medicine by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I work in IT and am often confronted with customers who have misdiagnosed the source of their technical problems. I just patiently listen to them, gather additional information, and then explain what my thoughts are and why I think they are correct. If you take the time to treat your customers as if they have a brain they will generally respect your opinions (they're coming to you for help, after all). If on the other hand you just brush them off without explaining yourself then you'll find yourself with few customers. And the medical profession is in for one heck of a shock when the voters are done with them at the rate they're currently going...

      I'll leave off the last sentence for the moment (I believe you're talking about the financial mess of US health care, but that's another rant). Unfortunately, your friend's experience happens - the "System" isn't geared for extremely complex, vague illnesses that allopathic physicians don't understand. Unfortunately, the human brain is unmatched by it's ability to make things complex and difficult to treat by using a deterministic method (everything has an explanation, understand the mechanism and then you can do something about it).

      As a physician, I sure the hell didn't want to spend my time trying to figure out the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything in 20 minute blocks, but that's the way the system "evolved" (see your last sentence).

      But, damnit, I really wish I could just "reboot" some patients. It would make everyone's life easier.

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    15. Re:Alternative medicine by msgtomatt · · Score: 1

      I predict we'll be seeing homeopathic "medicine" made out of this magick water within a few weeks. No, but I'm sure you'll see it on eBay.
    16. Re:Alternative medicine by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      BTW - I did want to respond to somebody else's comment about having to run through patients every 10 minutes to remain solvent. I do sympathize with this and clearly this is no way to properly practice medicine, and doctors are stuck in this mess as much as many patients are.

      The only thing I'd encourage is that more doctors need to treat their patients with dignity and with decent people-skills. When you need to get them in and out at least try to explain why thing seem so rushed - maybe they'll call up their congressman and complain about insurance companies instead of signing up for eastern meditation...

    17. Re:Alternative medicine by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      That comment is pretty much insane. What has the fact that someone is ill have to do with the accuracy of any information they provide? All this takes is a bit of common sense, if someone goes to the doctor and claims they have terrible backache should that information be ignored as they are ill? Of course if you disregard the information they provide on the grounds that they are ill then they are clearly not ill, so what then?

      I can see potential issues with patients not having sufficient experience or understanding to completely accurately describe symptoms, but then a doctor can work through that, I can see that a person with mental health issues could offer inaccurate, false or contradictory information, I understand there could be issues with people claiming undetectable illness regularly, as a possible indication of hypochondria (or a sign of illness of course) or someone claiming they are ill to evade some objectionable activity (like a test, work, or similar), but in all these cases a doctor can us common sense and good judgement to decide his course of action. Simply suggesting that ill people are incapable of providing a doctor with information about their illness or symptoms (especially if it is a medical history or a list of drug treatments) is rather insensible, if not downright stupid.

    18. Re:Alternative medicine by rossifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If she's ill, how can the Doctor trust the information she's provided to be accurate ?
      Sounds an awful lot like: If she's mentally ill, how can she be trusted with any responsibilities? Which is a common first step in claiming that the mentally ill are not qualified to have legal agency (be granted human rights). That just happens to be one of my personal areas of interest in the intersection between medicine and law (though I am neither a doctor nor a lawyer).

      Just because she's sick or depressed or manic or suffering from any of a number of other conditions does not mean that she is no longer intelligent, is unable to accurately recall observations, and no is longer the best judge of many changes to her body. If she's delusional or suffering from dementia or one of a short list of similar mental problems, then and only then is it appropriate to suspect the accuracy of her observations.

      Even if her conclusions are wrong, her pharmacological history and observations are asserted facts, and for the doctor to not even bother to read that data indicates that (s)he's a piss-poor doctor.
    19. Re:Alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sounds like she makes a career of being ill.

      Get your hearing checked. But not by this arrogant quack.

      In fact, she shows herself to be an intelligent and interested consumer of what little health care is still available in America.

      She clearly pays attention to what's going on with her body and keeps a careful history. This is one of the first things a competent doctor will ask you to do in many cases, such as having chronic headaches. A log of foods eaten, activities, stressful environmental conditions, etc. is key to diagnosing among the many, widely-varying types of headaches.

      She respected his limited available time by composing a list of relevant factors which he should, in any case, have been inquiring about. It was composed at a time (her own, you should note) in which she could include, in an organized way, as much relevant information as she could recall, including information that might help in avoiding dangerous medications, etc.

      Instead of respecting the effort she had taken to assist him, Doctor There-is-none-other-like-unto-me blew away her attempt at reasonable participation in her own health care.

      She should write him up with the relevant local, state and national medical associations for unscientific approach (ignoring possibly important information), unprofessional attitude (dismissing her work) and having too tiny of a dick to satisfy her (self explanatory).

    20. Re:Alternative medicine by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      Your correct to hassle the docs about being rushed / insensitive / etc. It's certainly not universal, but not uncommon either.

      I'd still like to reboot patients. Actually, rebooting the whole system would be a good idea, except I have a sneaking suspicion that the boot up screen would be something like:

      System not found.
      (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail

      Then what would we do?

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    21. Re:Alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bottom line - patients are humans. You don't need to be a psychologist to treat them like humans

      Bottom line under that one: doctors are professionals, and you do need to be a professional as well to tell them how to do their job for them, which is what it seems was where your story started. Particularly since he seems to have demonstrated he knows what he is doing.

    22. Re:Alternative medicine by n+dot+l · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mod parent, er, um...

    23. Re:Alternative medicine by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      This happens to me as well. I have a long and complex medical history. I have had two cancers with a relapse, a stroke and some non-cancerous tumors. I've been dealing with this since 1980. So we wrote up a history and lists of current meds to take with us to appointments.

      Invariably the staff will not look at these lists and history, make us fill out forms that can't hold all the information and it wastes our time.

      On the other hand, the Doctors *will* look at the papers and thank us for them.

    24. Re:Alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove the floppy and hit R.

    25. Re:Alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the reasons:
      1. It is what the doc knows how to do.
      2. Legal liability minimization. Don't accept data you are not trained to deal with. Limit data accepted to answers to asked questions.
      3. Patients lie. Its easier to judge that in a face to face QA.
      4. Arrogance.
      5. Did that before and it was a waste of time. Not gonna do it again.
      Conclusion:
      1. Offer written data but expect it may not be read.
      2. Answer questions with some items you wrote as well as the specific answer. Feed it to the doc verbally in small doses.
      3. Create a personal relationship with the doc, ask how was his day and so forth.
      4. Doc's are asked to play God, accept that arrogance usually comes with the territory.
      Testimony:
      I had the same problem and the above worked for me.

    26. Re:Alternative medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it is believed the actual structure of the water can have health benefits, for example hexagonal water apparently is absorbed by the body easier. It can be given a temporary overall hexagonal structure by spinning it into a vortex and thu a magnetic field. This process can actually occur naturally in streams running over magnetic rock, which may explain the so called fountain of youth legends and 'magical' property's some streams are thought to have around the world. Not that it's going to reverse your age or anything, but may seem more revitalizing.

    27. Re:Alternative medicine by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Unlike everyone else here, I think your friend should find a new doctor. She is paying for a service, she should get it the way she likes. Not saying that guy was a bad doctor, but it wasn't the right one for her.

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    28. Re:Alternative medicine by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Apparently you wouldn't know insane if it bit you on the ass.

      Neither one of us are doctors, but I've spent more than 20 years growing up around & living with people who make a living being ill & this lady friend of yours sounds just like them.

      Sorry to be rude, but shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you're talking about.

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    29. Re:Alternative medicine by Joebert · · Score: 1

      That chance to edit out errors makes it harder to detect when people are lying about their symptoms, people do lie to doctors you know.

      Some people lie to doctors to get drugs, some people don't even realize their lying to doctors, they live in a fantasy world & make themselves believe they're sick when there's actually nothing wrong with them.

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    30. Re:Alternative medicine by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      No offence, but would you like to check who you are responding to?

      Just because you know *some* people who "make a living being ill" doesn't mean that everyone does, the person referenced by the parent poster may well fit into this category, but claiming that *everyone* who is ill is somehow untrustworthy is, as I said, pretty stupid.

    31. Re:Alternative medicine by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      The "personal touch" is right. Our local one ran into some sexual assault charges stemming from his very personal touch.

  14. Message to God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We know your tricks, Jesus. You were generating large amounts of voltage through each of your legs. It's only a matter of time before we figure the other ones out!

    1. Re:Message to God by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
      I have heard about a more mundane explanation there and that was that the sea in question actually had ice on it - probably in patches.

      Or as the joke goes : Fisherman and Priest is out with a boat and suddenly the fisherman jumps overboard and it looks to the priest as if he is walking on water so the priest does the same thing and got himself submerged. The fisherman returns him to the boat and the priest asks "Are your belief so strong that you can walk on water but mine is too weak?" The fisherman replies: "No but I know where the submerged poles are that I was standing on."

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    2. Re:Message to God by c_forq · · Score: 2, Funny

      They day we figure out how to make water into wine 98% of Higher education in America will cease to exist.

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    3. Re:Message to God by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Well, it would have been funny, but Moses parted the Red Sea not Jesus. Its also not funny becasuse this only works with distiled water the NaCl in sea water would prevent this from working. Sorry still a miracle...but keep trying I am sure God finds your ignorance a pleasant diversion.

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    4. Re:Message to God by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Well, it would have been funny, but Moses parted the Red Sea not Jesus. Its also not funny becasuse this only works with distiled water the NaCl in sea water would prevent this from working. Sorry still a miracle...but keep trying I am sure God finds your ignorance a pleasant diversion.

      Maybe you missed the whole "walking on water" part during your mandatory daily Bible study?

      "Still a miracle" ... or maybe "still an ancient folktale that has about as much credibility as a record of actual events as does the Wizard of Oz."

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    5. Re:Message to God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was talking about the whole "Jesus walking on water" thing.

    6. Re:Message to God by Belacgod · · Score: 4, Funny

      After the resurrection, Jesus goes around gathering his old Apostles. Wary of fraud, Thomas demands a test to prove that he's the real Jesus. So they go out to the Sea of Galilee, and Jesus walks out...only to find that he's sunk up to his knees. The apostles begin to disperse. Jesus asks Simon what went wrong, and Simon replies, "Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet!"

    7. Re:Message to God by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait a FSCKING MINUTE! Are you saying Kansas doesn't exist?

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    8. Re:Message to God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's possibly the funniest post I've ever read for about 5 different reasons. Sweet, sweet irony.

    9. Re:Message to God by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Wait a FSCKING MINUTE! Are you saying Kansas doesn't exist?

      Nope. Just a conspiracy of cartographers.

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    10. Re:Message to God by cno3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters!

    11. Re:Message to God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      "Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet!"

      We rarely hear about the early miracle Jesus screwed up.

      The one where he made a blind man deaf.

    12. Re:Message to God by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      a conspiracy of cartographers.

      Say, wasn't that John Kennedy Toole's other unpublished novel?

    13. Re:Message to God by grumling · · Score: 1

      1) plant grape seed
      2) Add water (it's what plants crave!)
      3) harvest fruit
      4) squash juice out of fruit
      5) put juice in sterile barrel
      6) add yeast
      7) wait a month or two

      Enjoy

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    14. Re:Message to God by c_forq · · Score: 1

      You can already do something like that with a lot less work using water, milk jugs, balloons (have to let the container expand as fermentation takes place), juice concentrate, sugar, and yeast. It only takes weeks instead of months. We did it when I was in the dorms, I'm sure there are people still doing it today.

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    15. Re:Message to God by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      but Moses parted the Red Sea not Jesus.

      Wait a minute... Moses and Jesus are different people? Now I'm confused. Next you'll be telling me the the Father, Son and Holy Ghost are, in fact, three entirely different entities...

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    16. Re:Message to God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YUCK!

      Talk about a lot of work to make utter crap! Why not buy wine, pour it into other bottles (maybe grape juice bottles, maybe cola...) and take it into the dorm?

    17. Re:Message to God by joemck · · Score: 1

      But there have even been studies that show that Kansas not only exists but is, in fact, flatter than a pancake.

    18. Re:Message to God by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Two reasons. One: the total cost came out to something like $1 for a gallon of wine. Two: you have to be 21 to buy wine in America.

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    19. Re:Message to God by chochos · · Score: 1

      I can turn wine into water...

  15. Show me video! by spydum · · Score: 1

    I have a feeling the video would be much more interesting...

    1. Re:Show me video! by spydum · · Score: 1

      And also, a link to the actual paper: http://www.iop.org/EJ/abstract/0022-3727/40/19/052/

    2. Re:Show me video! by mindspillage · · Score: 1

      Ask and ye shall receive: homemade video on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating_water_bridge for your viewing pleasure.

  16. crosses "empty space" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What does empty space mean here?
    Was the experiment done in a vacuum, open air, or in space?

    1. Re:crosses "empty space" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The water isn't boiling so it wasn't a hard vacum. The water looked like it defied gravity which implies the experiment took place on earth, not to mention the beakers holding the water.

      Where oh where could the experiment have taken place?

    2. Re:crosses "empty space" ? by cburley · · Score: 1

      Was the experiment done in a vacuum, open air, or in space?

      A vacuum. Ironically, a Hoover.

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  17. That's nothing... by Tastecicles · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Given enough self-support, I can take large chunks of electrically cooled water and make bridges across two solid objects (ie riverbanks) as high as I think practical to create a passable bridge between two land masses. How long said bridge structure would last depends on environmental conditions, but I can make a substance known as Pycrete, invented during the second world war, by adding woodchip to the water as it cools, increasing its heat capacity a thousandfold and its resistance to hydrodynamic shock a millionfold.

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  18. Floating Bridge of water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has to do with the diamagnetic principles of water. What you're essentially doing is creating a magnetic field differential and just like trying to keep two magnets apart at short distances, they attract. Conversely, when you pull them apart at 25 mm (1 inch) they separate and "lose that lovin' feeling".

  19. YES! by JustinKSU · · Score: 0

    We can finally build that bridge to Hawaii.

  20. Electricity? Water? Science experiment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that explains the toaster my mom gave me for a tub toy when I was a kid.

    She was trying to expand my education!

  21. as old as the bible by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now, thus, it turns out Jesus was just a hippy under high voltage! That would explain not only his water-walking, but also the aureole he's always depicted with.

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    1. Re:as old as the bible by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      Cue giant tit jokes.

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  22. I recommend hiding the electrodes somehow... by Keyper7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...so you don't have to cope with skeptical people.

    - What you said that is?
    - A water bridge.
    - That's bullshit.
    - It's true. The water is floating between the beakers.
    - Oh, really? Then I guess it's okay for me to touch to confirm it, right?
    - I don't recommend that.
    - I knew it. You're so full of shit.
    - Okay, touch it if you want. But I wouldn't do that.
    - *laughs* Yeah, I'll just touch this "water bridge" and we can't move on with our... AAHHH!!!
    - *increases voltage gradually* That's for calling me a liar. Asshole.

  23. Full Article Text by echucker · · Score: 1, Informative
    J. Phys. D: Appl. Phys. 40 (2007) 6112-6114

    The floating water bridge
    Elmar C Fuchs, Jakob Woisetschlager, Karl Gatterer, Eugen Maier, Rene Pecnik, Gert Holler and Helmut Eisenkolbl

    1. Introduction
    Water undoubtedly is the most important chemical substance
    in the world. Many attempts have been made to measure
    or calculate the structure of liquid water beyond the scale
    of the H2O molecule. This is a difficult task because of
    the hydrogen bonding network which itself is a subject
    of various experimental and theoretical studies. It is being
    held responsible for many of water's special properties and
    is also the reason why water must not be treated as a simple
    liquid [1, 2]. The interaction of water with electric fields has
    been intensely explored over the last years, e.g. in context with
    electrospray-ionization mass spectroscopy (ESI-MS) [3], but
    also unusual phenomena have recently been reported, e.g. the
    electric field driven self-propulsion of a water droplet on a solid
    surface [4]. In this paper we report another unusual effect of
    liquid water exposed to a dc electric field: the floating water
    bridge. The first presentation of the water bridge was published
    by the ETH Zurich via the worldwide web [5].

    2. Experimental details
    The set-up consists of two beakers (100 mL) filled with triply
    deionized water. When exposed to a high dc voltage by putting
    electrodes into the beakers, water forms a stable, cylindrical
    bridge between the two beakers. For the experiments presented
    herein the beakers were set on an even plane, one was fixed,
    the other movable and controlled by a step motor, and both
    beakers were separated by 1 mm. The beakers were filled
    with triply deionized water (R = 18Mcm) such that
    the water surface was about 3mm below the beaker's edge.
    Now one electrode was charged with 15 kV, the other was
    set to ground potential. A Phywe 'Hochsp.Netzger. 25kV'
    (Order No 13671.93) or alternatively a high-voltage generator
    using a LinFinity SG3524 pulse width modulator was used with
    a 24 nF ceramic capacitor set parallel to the electrodes. The
    voltage was measured by a potential divider of 500M/500 k
    to ground level. Since the voltage generators provide a limited
    current output, the electric current, which was measured with
    an oscilloscope, was stable at 0.5 mA. After a short electric
    discharge, which was build up between the two water surfaces,
    a water connection formed spontaneously between the two
    beakers; the water moved up the glass walls and built a water
    bridge. This effect is shown in figures 1(a) and (b).
    All experiments were performed under normal laboratory
    atmosphere using triply distilled water.
    High speed visualization was done using a colour Kodak
    Motion Corder SR-Series 1000 (Eastman Kodak Company,
    San Diego, California), including a second on-board storage
    and a 8-48mm zoom objective. For direct and indirect
    illumination two 24 V/150W halogen lamps were used.
    For visualization of high frequency density oscillations
    inside the bridge a green Laser Pointer (Leadlight Technology
    Inc., Tao-Yuan, Taiwan,5mWSeries GLP-C0P1-05)was used.
    To record the surface temperature along the water
    bridge, an Inframetrics Model 760 Infrared Thermal Imaging
    Radiometer (Inframetrics, North Billerica, Massachusetts)was
    used, including a 20◦ IR lens. Operated at a 50Hz mode and in
    the 8-12μm standard range, every 4 frames were averaged for
    the evaluation presented in figure 2. In order to calculate the
    water surface temperature from the IR emission, an emissivity
    value of 0.96 was assumed for the distilled water.
    For Schlieren visualization a standard Schlieren set-up
    was used, including a 200mW argon-ion laser (ILT 5490, Ion
    Laser Technology, Salt Lake City, Utah) operated in the
    multiline mode and a 20× microscope objective together
    with

  24. A med student's nitpick... by darknys · · Score: 2, Informative

    Human cells have membranes, not walls. Only plants and bacteria have walls.

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  25. This is only one of the odd features water have. by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Since the water molecule is asymmetrical, and can sometimes be pictured as the head of mickey mouse with the head as oxygen and the ears as hydrogen atoms it sure is intriguing already there.

    And to make things worse :-) it can be formed in a large number of types of ice, not only one type. Which type depends on the pressure involved. (I don't have the exact figure about how many types of ice that exists, but I think it's at least eight.) Some types of ice has a higher density than the liquid form of water while other as we are familiar with has a lower which results in the fact that ice floats. If ice hadn't been able to float life as we know it wouldn't have formed, or at least the oceans would be a lot different since the bottom would be covered in ice.

    Depending on the temperature and pressure water can change state from solid to gas or vice versa without going to the liquid phase. There is also at least one point at which the properties that separates the gas form and the liquid form ceases to have a meaning and a fourth state is entered. If I remember it correctly it appears at a temperature of about 340 degrees C. (I may be wrong)

    And even if we don't think about it as such water is actually one of the best solvents around. More often we think about some petrol or alcohol when we are saying solvent, but water is also our friend here. The reason why water and oil doesn't mix is because water is a polar molecule with a positive and a negative side while the molecules oil is built on are electrically neutral. An intermediate here are alcohols (a few of them drinkable, but most of them not - or only once) where one end of the molecule is electrically neutral and friend with oil while the other is polarized and water-friendly. This means that alcohols can be used when you want to mix water and oil. In some cases it is possible to create an emulsion of water and oil too, and one of the most common is mayonnaise (which most people has been in contact with).

    Sometimes the term heavy water is making it's way through the news. It is actually ordinary water - chemically speaking - which means that there is no problem if you should drink it - except that it's rather expensive. The difference is that one or both of the hydrogen atoms in the molecule has an extra neutron or two. These forms are called deuterium or tritium. The extra neutron involved means that the atoms can be fused with each other to create helium. It is possible to fuse plain hydrogen atoms too, but the amount of energy needed is much larger and not precisely what can be done in a normal lab.

    At least two cases has been in movies or TV series that I know of that refers to heavy water and special properties (neither of them plausible) and the first was a humor series involving English POW:s in a German camp where they were trying to seed the idea of the wonder properties of heavy water when it comes to hair growth to a bald German. The second was that it could be used to cure cancer. (don't believe either)

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  26. Boring by pavon · · Score: 1

    Or you could increase the density of water for super-human powers, like instant brass knuckles. Although, if you wanted to preserve volume, you'd have to drink a lot of water beforehand and then expel it afterwords. You could achieve both of these by drinking some fluid that contained both water and a time-release diuretic. Also adds a nice subplot of a man caught in a self destructive cycle of addiction. They called him PubMan.

  27. It Moved! It's Alive! It's Aliiiiive! by littlewink · · Score: 1

    Wow, OK now.

    Have we discovered the origin of Life yet?

  28. I just reproduced this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just reproduced this using di water and a 5kV AC powersupply. I couldn't get a bridge as long as theirs and I had to start mine by putting the beakers close enough to arcover then dropping a starter drop of water on the arc, then the arc vanished and water spanned the gap as I increased the distance between beakers.

    1. Re:I just reproduced this by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Direct current ought to work better. No silly thing like reversing the travel direction of electrons a few hundred times a second.

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  29. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only plants and bacteria have walls. ...then what, praytell, is holding up your roof?

    {couldn't resist...}
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  30. MOD PARENT POSTER FUNNY!! by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Even if I say so myself. ;-)

    But...yeah, I know it's not going to happen: too many bible-belt USA-dudes on slashdot for that. But at least they could place it under 'flamebait', then.

    Make a joke about anything you want - but not about the Bible, God and Jesus! Meh.

    Let me be *really* off topic now: ever noticed that, if the bible-belt twits got their way, they would be giving out fatwas of their own? There isn't really THAT much difference between fundamentalist moslims and fundamentalist christians.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT POSTER FUNNY!! by thealsir · · Score: 1

      Except at least some of the fundamentalist Christians/Muslims know how to spell Muslim/Moslem right.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT POSTER FUNNY!! by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's a big consolation when they decide to bomb! ;-)

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  31. Surely this can't be new by ciaran.mchale · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a vague memory that in one episode of MacGyver, the hero did something like this to redirect water from the corrupt landowner's property to nearby drought-stricken peasant's fields. He used a car battery initially to get the voltage required to create the water bridge. But when the car battery started to die, he used the water to drive a small generator (made from an empty Wite-Out bottle, some fuse wire and scuba diver flippers) that produced the electricity to keep the water bridge going. It was a great episode, even if the perpetual-motion machine was a bit far fetched.

    1. Re:Surely this can't be new by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Not that I ever saw it, but it needn't be perpetual motion - the water can be allowed to fall (downhill onto peasant's land, perhaps through a tube to reduce friction) till it has kinetic energy, use the kinetic energy to generate electricity, and send the electricity back up to the pump station.

      Did I really just comment on a MacGuyver ep?

      J.

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  32. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Funny

    Timbers? Girders? I don't think there's a load-bearing wall to be found here...

    What's holding up yours?

  33. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by killmofasta · · Score: 2, Informative

    Good one. Very Insightfull.

    The point at which water and steam are the same is a line, actulally of pressure, that goes down to its 'Triple' point. Where without a change in potential, H2O can exist in all three phases. If you increase its pressure/temprature way up, like you say to 340^o C, then all the electrons cannot attach themselves to the molicules, and the electrical properties are lost, and the gas enters the fouth state of matter called ... get ready star trek fans... PLAZMA...

    Seems that some gases when exposed to electrical current, at room tempretures, when they strip their electrons off, give off diffrent wavelengths of light... so if you can arrainge them in a matrix, you have a Plazma TV/Display.

    Uhh.. There is a problem with Heavy water. Really bad to drink... Particularly hard-hit by heavy water are the delicate assemblies of mitotic spindle formation necessary for cell division in eukaryotes. Regular tap water gives off neutrons too, but not in any sufficent quantity to be dangerous. Almost undetectible from the backround radiation. A molocule of heavy water is about 1 in 41 Million. so to get a gallon of heavy water, you need to process at least 4 times that amount.
    Think 10 days of clean mississippi flow.

    (And you did guess right about the number of types of ice. Of course there is a S.F. Book called Ice-9, but its fictional)

    If you take water, as steam, and swril it around a cylinder, the heaver molocules will move to the sides, where you can siphon them off. Turns out that 90cm are about right for this. SO when a county like Iraq starts ordering up a storm of 90cm alumium tubes...

    BUT, inorder to get enough water to seperate out the heavy molocules, you need an enoumus water source. In Germany, they used alpine rivers as the water source. In Iraq, you would need an extrodinarly large amount of fresh water to putify out the heavy water, and by the time the Tigrus and Euprhaties rivers reach Bagdad... the water is sufficently polluted to make it unusable for heavy water production. Now, if you had a place with heavy rainfall, little air pollution, like North Korea, you can make lots of heavy water, and of course sell it to the Iraqis.

    It realy doesnt take much to figure this stuff out.

  34. A more accurate analogy - Ant and Grasshoppers by transporter_ii · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Subject: The Ant and the Grasshopper

    *OLD VERSION*:

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

    MORAL OF THE OLD STORY: Work and be responsible!

    -=-=-

    *MODERN (JADED) VERSION:*

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. All he wants to do is be left alone. But times were hard. It seems that between federal taxes, state taxes, sales taxes, Social Security taxes, property taxes, fuel taxes, ad nausem...that the ant had too little left over to properly prepare for the future. Like most ants, he was forced to take a second job, but even with that, during a crisis, he was often forced to borrow money at high interests rates just to make it through a tough period. And getting caught back up again after he got back on his feet was almost impossible.

    Ironic, because he paid such a high portion of his income out in taxes -- that were supposed to pay for the "services" he used -- the ant was hit with an extra fee for almost every service he attempted to use. There were fees to drive his car on the road. Fees to see the people whose salary was paid for by him. There were even fees to build on his own property. It seemed that every where the poor ant turned, there was someone with their hand out trying to get another piece of his income.

    And, because of ever-soaring health-insurance premiums, the ant's employer was forced to drop to a cheaper insurer, which also meant his coverage was downgraded. Even with having insurance, the ant lived in fear of getting sick. And he was lucky, because many of his friends had lost their insurance all together.

    The grasshoppers, however, thinks ants are fools and they all party hard all the way through college. Some grasshoppers become doctors, some lawyers, some politicians, and some go into the energy field. Other grasshoppers rise up the ranks of the military and law enforcement, while others drift upwards in labor unions.

    The grasshoppers have figured out a way to live off of the labor of the ants. It is easy money and the grasshoppers party like there is no tomorrow.

    The doctor grasshoppers found that they could charge huge amounts of money if the ants got sick. They found any numbers of things they could charge inflated prices for. Many broke the law and charged for things they didn't even do, while many stayed within the bounds of the law legally, while crossing the line morally. While the ants worried about making repairs to their little houses, the doctor grasshoppers had so much money that they pondered how park it in off shore bank accounts in order to avoid paying taxes. The grasshoppers knew that if they ran into real trouble, they could get their lawyer grasshopper buddies to get them off the hook.

    The politician grasshoppers worked the ants for all they could, all the time proclaiming to be helping the ants. They tried their best to tighten the screws on the ants, but because some were slipping through the cracks, they installed great monitoring systems to watch the ants. It drove the grasshoppers mad to know there were ants out there that they didn't know what they were doing. They monitored their banking transactions. They recorded their telephone calls. They recorded every ant track left on the Internet. They even installed cameras in every place they could think of. Ironically, they did all of this by using money from the ants, and because that wasn't enough money to pay for it all, they borrowed money that the ant's children would be forced to pay back some day.

    To make matters worse, the grasshopper king had conspired with the grasshoppers in the energy field to take over a major oil producing country. It seems the ants in that country

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    1. Re:A more accurate analogy - Ant and Grasshoppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Children fear you, and your crazy stories.

    2. Re:A more accurate analogy - Ant and Grasshoppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very nice txt
      wespermits.org

  35. American beer does the same thing! by brxndxn · · Score: 1

    American beer does the very same thing.. /thought it was funny //is american.. drank american beer last night

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    1. Re:American beer does the same thing! by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      What's this American beer you speak of? I've sampled the drink they call "carbonoboozewater", but only the wealthy here seem to have any beer.

  36. If only that were true by Slur · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:If only that were true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That "salt water burns" article was one of the worst examples of scientific journalism on the planet in at least a month or two. Of course a high enough powered RF will split the bonds of water, but the laws of thermodynamics will never permit this to be used as a source of power. It burns and goes right back to water, and thus will always take more power to split the bonds than one gets out of burning the hydrogen.

  37. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our... wait, what?

  38. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by yoyoq · · Score: 1

    hi, i don't think thats plasma at that point. at pressures or temperatures higher than that there is no phase change between solid and liquid, but thats not plasma. you can go to solid and liquid without a phase change (no latent heat) by going around that point.

  39. Article by Elmar C. Fuchs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Shhh, be vewy vewy quiet; I'm hunting high frequency oscillations."

  40. Moses parting the Red Sea by ffa · · Score: 1

    yup. And I bet that's also how Moses parted the Red Sea. Using some sort of high voltage electricity make water do what he wanted :-)

    -f.

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    1. Re:Moses parting the Red Sea by VanessaE · · Score: 1

      One theory says that the Sea of Reeds didn't so much "part" as reach low tide at just the right time for the Jews to cross a land bridge that was exposed. By the time the Egyptians got there, the tide had already started to rise and eventually some of them drowned.

    2. Re:Moses parting the Red Sea by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Another, more believable theory notes that the story was probably made up during the Babylonian Captivity about how the Jews had once before been enslaved but were eventually freed by the grace of God. It makes for a great tale to give hope to a displaced and enslaved people.

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    3. Re:Moses parting the Red Sea by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      There's another interesting one that says the whole chain of events was initiated by the explosion of a volcano-whose-name-eludes-me in the Mediterranian. The environmental effects would create mass migrations of frogs and insects. The explosion would send lava fragments raining down from the sky. The seismic disturbance would turn over deep lakes, releasing clouds of carbon dioxide that would suffocate anything near the ground - such as the first born, who was privileged to sleep on a ground-level bed, not the hay roof.

      The final collapse of the caldera would set off a massive tsunami, which would manifest as first the recession (parting) of the sea, and then it's explosive return.

  41. Two words: Covalent Bonds by Gothmolly · · Score: 0

    So how is this magic? Wouldn't any covalent bonded molecule exhibit these properties? We're just interested in water on the anthropic principle - if it wasn't so "interesting" we'd all be dead. It doesn't mean its a magical chemical.

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  42. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by UncleTogie · · Score: 3, Informative

    What's holding up yours?

    Why, an endless stack of turtles, of course...

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  43. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by pepsee · · Score: 1

    Good thing there aren't nine types of ice.

  44. Burning bridges? Perhaps it is by infonography · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If one considers that burning is a chemical change on the molecular level then what we are seeing might actually be burning.

    A high voltage condition puts a lot of excess energy in the water now consider that the water molecules are being forced to break their bonds and decomposing into their component parts being hydrogen and oxygen, since they are not in contact with say Carbon in any great quantity they don't burn in what we would understand as fire. The electricity would pull off one of the atoms either a oxygen or a hydrogen atom leaving a unbalanced pair with enough of a charge to attract a stray atom of which there are suddenly a lot. So the upshot it they can only reform back into H2O and since the current is going in one direction the momentum of the breaking forms the bridge. The other way would be if forming weak molecules of H4C2 which can't hold together and break down again also along the lines of the current. Since the current is originating from one direction its natural that they are breaking along the direction of the current the motion is consistently between the two poles.

    Ok, I am now officially out of crack, see you guy again once I have scored.

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  45. Think water wheel. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    It's not a perpetual motion machine, as far as I can tell, unless you necessarily need more electricity to make the water bridge as you'd gain from the water falling, but as long as it's going downhill, there's at least the possibility of a net power gain, right?

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  46. Does it work with alcohol? by LM741N · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm thinking of a bartenderless bar, controlled by some OS.
    And I'm talking about alcohol diluted enough that its not going to become a Flaming Moe.

    1. Re:Does it work with alcohol? by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      Well, it would be cool to be sure, but I can't help but think there'd be an easier way to do this if you really wanted to set up a bartenderless bar.

  47. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by jbengt · · Score: 1

    you're correct,
    That's known as the critical point, the temperature and pressure above which there is no distinct transition between liquid and gas.

  48. How dare you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How dare you refer to his noodly appendage as "a bridge"!

    It's a sign! Bow down! Look busy!

  49. Riven missed... by proidiot · · Score: 1

    Looks like Cyan had it all wrong when they made Riven... it isn't air that can form a bridge through water when exposed to magnetism, it's water that can form a bridge through air when exposed to high voltage.

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  50. Weeks? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I bet its already being sold.

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  51. Other molecules? by mattr · · Score: 1

    I have some questions. Maybe somebody with a 20KV power supply and rubber boots could find this out..

    1. Would work with other polar solutions? Of course you want one that won't combust..

    2. It seems this must be in operation at small scales, where static electricity easily makes huge charges? link

    3. If you took 2 icicles and made a V out of them could you make a Jacob's Ladder high voltage traveling arc with them? (maybe the tips would shoot off into someone's eye so we should use ice blocks tilted away from each other) Would the arc melt the ice where it touches, melting just enough ice into water to maintain an arc? Maybe it could be started by wetting the blocks or painting a line of iron filings or silver paint on each side?

    4. This sounds like it might have some parallels with the cellular structures formed by convection and magnetic fields in the sun?

    5. What can be done with this at a household scale with just static no scary generators? It would seem a 0.5mm gap is within body voltage range, or 2-3mm with clothing static. (see above link). I was wondering if water could be made to climb up a stepped (or spirally lined) bowl, or wander across a stroked fresnel lens. Though I guess a web-like cloth thing would be more of a gap..

  52. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Only plants and bacteria have walls.

    ...then what, praytell, is holding up your roof?

    I live in an inflatable dome -- it's all membrane, supported by air.

  53. How do you drill the hole? by permaculture · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of a story about Queen Victoria (of Britain.) Someone was showing her around a factory where they were producing wire for electrical street lighting, and she asked:
                        "How do you drill the hole in the wire for the electricity to go through?"
    While this revealed that she didn't understand how electricity works, it was rather a good question.

    How does this relate to the matter at hand? Well, we need to come up with some good questions to help us work out how this water bridge thing works.

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    1. Re:How do you drill the hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps...could harness the power of water running over an electricuted wire to sustain the electrical current running through the wire and generate more power?

  54. Shower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't try this in the shower.

  55. Liquid Terminator Lives! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...be careful what you electrocute

  56. How can we... by __aawdrj2992 · · Score: 1

    ...turn it into a weapon?

    Besides the previously mentioned cell expansion...

  57. exchanging genetic material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm disappointed to not see a comment about beaker sex.

  58. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    What the hell are you trying to do, promote that killer chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide?!

  59. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't believe no one else posted this yet...

    http://web.archive.org/web/19970125142623/media.circus.com/~no_dhmo/

  60. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by rhinoX · · Score: 1

    While I'm not sure there wasn't actually a book called Ice 9, it was Cat's Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.) that contained a storyline revolving around Ice 9.

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  61. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Only plants and bacteria have walls.

    ...then what, praytell, is holding up your roof?

    Timber shoring.

  62. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by Ant+P. · · Score: 5, Informative

    I find it scary that someone actually found that informative.

  63. It have better have a bicycle lane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All new highway projects have to have accomodations for bicycles and pedestrians.

    If this bridge does not have a sidewalk and a bicycle lane, then it has to be re-built.

  64. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, there are over a dozen types of ice, including Ice 9. Is it time to start panicking?

  65. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    Everything else seems good, but...

    "Depending on the temperature and pressure water can change state from solid to gas or vice versa without going to the liquid phase. There is also at least one point at which the properties that separates the gas form and the liquid form ceases to have a meaning and a fourth state is entered. If I remember it correctly it appears at a temperature of about 340 degrees C. (I may be wrong) " ...I'm pretty sure just about every element/compound does that. The only difference is what temperatures and pressures are needed.

  66. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > the first was a humor series involving English POW:s in a German camp where they were trying to seed the idea of the wonder properties of heavy water

    That was an episode of "Hogan's Heroes", and the context was scientifically accurate: the Germans were trying to figure out how to use it in nuclear reactors.

    Fortunately for us, Nazi party dogma demanded that "jew science" be ignored -- many scientists left the country, including a chap by the name of Albert Einstein, who wrote a letter to Roosevent...

    Doubly fortunately for us, resistance fighters in Scandinavia (I belive it was Norway, and there was a documentary aired on PBS's "Nova" show on the story) managed to locate a large shipment of heavy water destined for Germany, and sank it.

    These two events stalled Nazi research on the atomic bomb long enough that we built it first. (Even though the war in Europe was over by the time we got to use it.)

    In the 60s, when the Hogan's Heroes episode was aired, the bit about Einstein was widely known, as Einstein was a pop culture figure in the 50s. The bit about the Norwegians, not so much. The Hogan's Heroes episode was loosely based on the Norwegian story.

    But back to your original point: heavy water was of great interest during WW2. For most of WW2, nobody was allowed to know why. Hence the wacky stories about its "magical" properties. In the episode you remember, neither Germany's Commandant Klink nor his US adversary Col. Hogan would have known anything about the heavy water other than that it was Very Very Very Important.

  67. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just don't open the door.

  68. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    I find it scary that someone actually found that informative.

    It couldn't be a veiled nod to a theist belief set? ;)

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  69. *Sigh* by Icarium · · Score: 1

    Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Water Torture'...

  70. FOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a teste.

  71. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by mako1138 · · Score: 1

    A molocule of heavy water is about 1 in 41 Million.


    The abundance of deuterium in seawater is about 1/6400.
  72. Multiples by Spazed · · Score: 0

    What happens when you get three or more tubes close together? Does it make a solid or hollow shape? What about pulsing the current? Could we get a blob of water to float in place, slowly sink down with every pulse, or just fall to the ground?

  73. Re:This is only one of the odd features water have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes the term heavy water is making it's way through the news. It is actually ordinary water - chemically speaking - which means that there is no problem if you should drink it - except that it's rather expensive. The difference is that one or both of the hydrogen atoms in the molecule has an extra neutron or two.

    Heavy water normally means water containing deuterium, not tritium. Deuterium is not radioactive, while tritium is. You shouldn't drink either of them.

    Heavy water is toxic, even though it is chemically identical to regular water. Why? The kinetic isotope effect. Molecules of heavy water are about 6.25% heavier than regular water, so they don't move as fast. In biology, many important things happen when large proteins interact with each other in very specific ways. In the presence of heavy water, the speed changes sufficiently to mess up a lot of things.

  74. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by jc42 · · Score: 1

    Well, our roof is held up by lots and lots of the cell walls from dead plants (trees).

    We do have neighbors whose roof is held up by piled up stones, in the form of that artificial conglomerate stone called "concrete". But most of the neighborhood's houses are made up primarily of dead-tree cell walls.

    Cellulose and lignin can make for fairly strong walls, as long as you don't pile them up too far. Of course, sequoias do manage to make a sturdy pile of cell walls that are taller than the buildings that most of us live in, but I wouldn't recommend trying to make a building that tall out of sequoia skeletons.

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  75. Re:An engineer's nitpick... by ozbird · · Score: 1

    What's holding up yours?

    Planning department red tape.

  76. 374 C is more like it by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    This page says the critical point is at 374 celsius.

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  77. Your version sounds like a fancy siphon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can drive a pump from a water wheel as long as the water wheel is far enough below the pump. The experiment in the article is about the high voltage potential moving the water through the air without support

  78. Why is this interesting? by KiwiCanuck · · Score: 1

    You apply a force to an object and it moves. Using a garden hose is more effective than voltage at the macro scale. If your dealing on the micro/nano scale, this has been known for at least 5 years (I've known this for 5 years, it's probably been around much much longer).