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The World's Languages Are Fast Becoming Extinct

Ant sends news of a report, released a couple of weeks back by the Living Tongues Institute for Endangered Languages in Oregon, on the alarming rate of extinction of the world's languages. While half of all languages have gone extinct in the last 500 years, the half-life is dropping: half of the 7,000 languages spoken today won't exist by the year 2100. The NY Times adds this perspective: "83 languages with 'global' influence are spoken and written by 80 percent of the world population. Most of the others face extinction at a rate, the researchers said, that exceeds that of birds, mammals, fish and plants."

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  1. I welcome... by ZiakII · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Chinese/English speaking overlords.....its the first step to having Firefly back on TV.

    1. Re:I welcome... by thsths · · Score: 4, Funny

      > I for one welcome our new Chinese/English speaking overlords

      Don't worry about the Chinese. Bad English is still the most widely spoken language :-)

      Oh, and did you notice how X.25 is dying out? He have to do something to preserve it. Not.

  2. Good thing? by icthus13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wouldn't this be a good thing? Less languages will mean more people speaking the same one, thus promoting better communication.

    1. Re:Good thing? by reddish · · Score: 5, Informative

      From The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy:

      "Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."
    2. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have to agree that having fewer languages will eventually be beneficial, but we should keep in mind that there are some downsides as well. First of all, languages that don't get spoken are more difficult to be understood (ancient writings, for example). But on that same note, we may not even know exactly what certain words meant 500 years ago in current languages.

      Also, there is a comment further down about how each language gives the same communication, but with different grammar/words... and while for the most part that is true, there are some aspects of languages that define certain cultures. Just the way that you express yourself in certain languages defines quite a bit about you. For example, in English you say "I dropped the rock."... admitting that you were the one who did it (even if it were accidental)... in Spanish you say that exact same thing a bit differently... and while it means the same thing, you think about the situation a little differently... "Se me cayo la piedra." or "The rock fell on me" (not 'on' as in 'on top of' but 'on' as in 'my computer crashed on me')... So spanish speakers are more prone to never think anything is their fault.

      Sure, that sounds kind of stupid, but if you know a lot of native spanish speakers you will agree with me (there are exceptions, of course... on both sides).

    3. Re:Good thing? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess it depends on which side of the extinction you are facing.

      Let me put it this way: would it be a good things if most of the worlds religions are facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Less wars? If most of the world's cuisines were facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Music styles and dance?

      Try chatting with a Native North American one day, and ask how they feel about the extinction of indigenous languages. Here in the United States, indigenous people suffered deliberate attempts at extermination, marginalization, and assimilation. At various times, it was illegal to speak Native languages, practice Native religions, or hold traditional dances or ceremonies, such as weddings. A lot of Native tradition have disappeared, and those that still exist are hanging on by the skin of their teeth. Not many Native Americans I've spoke to are happy about the state of affairs.

      Some might answer, "Oh well, that's the way things go. Who cares if we lose a culture in the middle of the amazon? In history, there are winners and losers. It sucks, but it happens." Are those people willing to say the same thing about the annihilation that Jews were facing during WWII? If Hitler had conquered the world, he may have succeeded in exterminating the Jews. Would we be so quick to say "Oh well, the Jews lost out in the history of the world" as we are some tribe on an island? Why or why not?

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    4. Re:Good thing? by Seumas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are people who argue that different languages carry a certain value for different fields and endeavors, but I don't buy this. English is an incredibly adaptable, flexible, evolving, absorbing language, so there should never be a lack of words to describe any concept one comes upon.

      Further, if and when we discover civilizations on other planets, having a unified planetary language could only be beneficial.

      Not to mention, we can free up massive amounts of wasted highschool and college education hours that are spent teaching students a four year language that 98% of them will never ever use (or remember) two years after graduation.

    5. Re:Good thing? by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me put it this way: would it be a good things if most of the worlds religions are facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing?
      It really depends on how such a situation comes about. I can forsee scenarios where less religion (vs religions) can be a good thing.

      Religions are not always benevolent in their own right.

      Would we be so quick to say "Oh well, the Jews lost out in the history of the world" as we are some tribe on an island?
      You seem to be putting more value on one group of people versus another. Why?
    6. Re:Good thing? by Rakishi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BS, no one is killing people and in modern times no one is outlawing things. Society likes uniformity to a degree and that is what is happening. I'm sure you yourself take great advantage of all the modern convenience like cheap goods despite the million upon million who lost their livelihood and I would say culture as a result of it.

      Do you cry for the candle makers who lost their craft due to electricity? Or the metal or wood craftsman who were replaced by machinery? Do you cry for farmers who became redundant due to modern machinery? Do you cry for the nobles of old who lost their way of life because of democracy? Do you cry for the serfs who can no longer toil on their farms? Do you cry for the peasants who no longer die of now preventable disease?

    7. Re:Good thing? by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess it depends on which side of the extinction you are facing. If English was facing extinction in favor of Chinese or French I'd be happy with that.

      At various times, it was illegal to speak Native languages, practice Native religions, or hold traditional dances or ceremonies, such as weddings. Those were "unnatural" (i.e. forced) attempts at extinction. This is natural (i.e. willingly happening on those that speak the language who give it up in favor of another language with those who refuse to give it up dying due to old age) and so much more palatable.
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    8. Re:Good thing? by SQL+Error · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let me put it this way: would it be a good things if most of the worlds religions are facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Less wars? If most of the world's cuisines were facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Music styles and dance?
      Yes. Yes. And having experiences some of these: Yes. Yes and yes.

      Oh, and Godwin.
    9. Re:Good thing? by zetaprime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a big difference between deliberate annihilation of a race or ethnic group and the loss of languages and cultures by attrition. One should expect that with modern communication and transport that the isolation that led to the the existence of all those languages is a thing of the past. The same laws that govern natural selection work on languages. With a global culture it can be expected that ultimately there will be only one language and culture as on any other sufficiently advanced worlds (I would expect entire galaxies to have a common language too once they are fully developed.)

    10. Re:Good thing? by moriya · · Score: 2, Funny

      No I prefer having multiple languages. If it was just a single language, then everyone would know what I meant when I say "FUCK YOU!" to them. ;)

    11. Re:Good thing? by ashitaka · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a reason that Eskimo has so many words for varieties of snow

      Leaving aside the fact that there is no one language called "Eskimo", the 'many words for snow' thing is a well know urban legend.

      There are still thousands of languages on the earth which can have different ways of expressing concepts and ideas. I know jokes in Japanese that just cannot be translated into English or French or even Chinese for that matter. However, languages are fluid and you can't say that the words won't develop in English that will let me tell those jokes.

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    12. Re:Good thing? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a wee bit of a difference between exterminating all members of an ethnic group you can get your hands on and a particular culture, language whatever dying out for lack of interest.

      While native Americans had something to complain about in the past there is a LOT of encouragement for them to maintain their culture now. Most of the younger generation simply isn't interested. They have a point -- a lot of the tradition is badly outdated.

      Culture is valuable in that it provides variety, but at some point a lot of it is something that needs to go live in a museum because it simply isn't relevant to modern life. Every person alive has abandoned most of the culture of their ancestors. There's simply too much to actively maintain. I don't know how to speak Latin, build a square rigged sailing ship or shoe a horse (all things at least some of my ancestors would have been able to do). The white/Christian/English speaking group just likes to feel responsible for everything and therefore guilty.

    13. Re:Good thing? by gullevek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So? There are tons of german words that were used just a hundred years ago and nobody uses them nowadays. Language is evolving. Right now Austrian dialect gets lot of influence from German Tv, so a lot of people use a lot of "german" german words that nobody used just 10~15 years ago.

      etc etc etc. Japanese got so so so many foreign words for things they didn't had at that time, and plus use more and more English words (in katakana) because they are "cool" and therefore create new words.

      I see no problem with that. Perhaps 100 Languages disappear, but seriously, if something doesn't get used, why force it to stay alive. If it is important it will get tought (like Latin), if not, its not a loss at all.

      Of course the horrible grammar mangling is nothing beautiful. But English is just used by so many people who learn it as a second language that it just gets change and adapted a lot. Same with German. A lot of Aliens learned it as a second language and so there is a new sub dialect evolving ...

      Language is just alive and although some people love to put it down in stone, it will never stay the same. The more people communicate online, the more one language will evolve ... Simple to overcome the local/remote language barrier.

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    14. Re:Good thing? by number11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are people who argue that different languages carry a certain value for different fields and endeavors, but I don't buy this. English is an incredibly adaptable, flexible, evolving, absorbing language, so there should never be a lack of words to describe any concept one comes upon.

      Spoken like a true monolinguist. The same could be said for many languages.

      Why wouldn't it be Chinese? There are close to 3X as many native speakers of Chinese as there are of English. (There are more native Spanish speakers, too. Maybe even Hindi.) If you compare the number of people who know how to speak the language (not necessarily as their native language) Chinese still wins by 2.5:1.

      I, too, speak only English. But I'm under no illusions about it being "better".

    15. Re:Good thing? by belmolis · · Score: 4, Informative

      no one is killing people and in modern times no one is outlawing things

      It is true that most language loss at present is due to cultural and economic pressure rather than force, but it is not true that "no one is killing people" and it is not true that "in modern times no one is outlawing things". One of the causes of linguistic and cultural loss in the Amazon is the extermination of Indians by rubber planters and other farmers who want their land. Some small tribes have been wiped out by slavers. The slavers, of course, don't intend to kill everyone, but they kill some in capturing the others, many others die in slavery, and those slaves who stay alive do not pass on their language and culture. Other areas in which genocide is affecting small cultures include the southern and Darfur regions of Sudan, parts of Ethiopia, and parts of Burma.

      As for outlawing languages, one prominent example is Kurdish, which it was illegal to speak or teach in Turkey until last year, when the Turkish government finally succumbed to pressure from the European Union, which it wants to join. Even so, the Turkish government continues to repress Kurdish. Kurdish is also repressed by Iran.

      Furthermore, to interfere with minority languages you don't have to ban them completely. If you send the kids to boarding schools and forbid them to speak their own language, you damage the transmission of the language. This was a very common practice until quite recently (in some places it ended only ten or twenty years ago), and in some places it continues to this day.

      For anyone interested in this area, I strongly recommend Tove Skutnabb-Kangas' book Linguistic Genocide in Education or Worldwide Diversity and Human Rights?.

    16. Re:Good thing? by king-manic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try chatting with a Native North American one day, and ask how they feel about the extinction of indigenous languages. Here in the United States, indigenous people suffered deliberate attempts at extermination, marginalization, and assimilation. At various times, it was illegal to speak Native languages, practice Native religions, or hold traditional dances or ceremonies, such as weddings. A lot of Native tradition have disappeared, and those that still exist are hanging on by the skin of their teeth. Not many Native Americans I've spoke to are happy about the state of affairs.

      Apparently, those that care are too few in numbers to matter. Languages come and go. They mutate and get absorbed, obliterated, and new ones form. The concept of culture being innately valuable is pretty wrong. Tradition is simply ideas and habits parents pass to their children. Some may benefit a group of people, others not. For instance the "tradition" of eating part of a loved one that exists in portion of Africa encourages the spread of disease. It's a tradition, it's detrimental. Most are more neutral. The medicine bags of various north American tribes are a benign "habit". There really isn't that much list if no one wears one anymore. Putting such huge value into "habits" is silly. If it persists great. If not.. well apparently it didn't have too much fo a upside.

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    17. Re:Good thing? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's also a load of crap. The concept still exists, whether there is a language capable of describing it or not.

      The Nunavut language has a special word that means "bears are evil", for which there is no English equivalent, as we have no special word that refers specifically to the type of evil that can only be associated with a bear.

    18. Re:Good thing? by ultranova · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Nunavut language has a special word that means "bears are evil", for which there is no English equivalent, as we have no special word that refers specifically to the type of evil that can only be associated with a bear.

      Bearvil.

      As soon as there is a concept which someone needs to express, they will come up with a word for it. See "haxor", "0wned", "automagical", etc.

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    19. Re:Good thing? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The average snowboarder probably has more words for "snow" than anyone.

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    20. Re:Good thing? by rxmd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      and in modern times no one is outlawing things.

      You are wrong if you think language policies are liberal everywhere. For example, in France Breton-language schools are still forced to exist outside the normal school system because the state wants to keep the monopoly on one state language (in spite of Breton having something like half a million speakers) - France has a long tradition of laws against minority languages, up to the middle of the century in northern France you could see signs like "il est interdit de parler flamand et d'uriner sur les murs" ("It's forbidden to speak Flemish and to piss on the walls"). Or in Russia, the autonomous republic of Tatarstan wanted to switch the official alphabet for the Tatar language from Cyrillic to Latin to have more coherence with other Turkic languages, and they passed a law to that extent and started hanging up Latin-script streetsigns and everything, and then the Russian federal government forbade it because they want to keep the Cyrillic alphabet as a homogenous symbol of federal Russian identity. You can find plenty of cases like this; language policy is still a hot iron in many countries as of today.

      Society likes uniformity to a degree and that is what is happening.

      Wrong again. Society likes uniformity, but society also needs a certain amount of diversity - or rather people have their linguistic identity, and society has to cater to the identity of its members to some extent. Which is why the EU has directives on minority languages, and why the UK has Welsh-language television, and why in East Germany there are Sorbian-language schools - or to go outside the scope of Western democracies why in Xinjiang children are learning Uighur in school (because otherwise they'd be learning it in the mosque, which the Chinese government doesn't want), or why in Russia there are Tatar-language schools because otherwise some Tatars would sooner or later start to want to go the way of the Chechens.
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    21. Re:Good thing? by zetaprime · · Score: 2, Informative

      It depends on the type of space travel and communication that has developed. A galactic civilization would probably have worked out faster-than-light travel via wormholes or warp drives and some sort of quantum entanglement based instant communication system. Or more likely it's based on science we can't even imagine. In any case they might be as tightly knit as the people of Earth are now.

    22. Re:Good thing? by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Same with German. A lot of Aliens learned it as a second language

      Perhaps that would explain the mystery of why David Hasselhoff is so popular...

    23. Re:Good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see no problem with that. Perhaps 100 Languages disappear, but seriously, if something doesn't get used, why force it to stay alive. If it is important it will get tought (like Latin), if not, its not a loss at all. For one thing these seemingly worthless languages may in some cases be the key to decoding the writings of ancient civilizations so at least taking the trouble to recording these languages in a way that that makes them useful to scientists, is IMHO worth while. Also keep in mind that language is one of the 'glues' that binds communities together and when a language disappears a culture often goes with it. I don't see how that is a good thing. Traditionally one of the favorite tactics of conquering nations to oppress the conquered, apart from turning them into a lower form of human being in every other every possible way, is to suppress their language. Case in point being Ireland and the Celtic regions of the UK where many people of Celtic descent are not even able to speak their native Celtic language. The death of a language can have devastating effects on a culture. Another good example are some of the Native American communities in the USA. You only have to take a look at some of them to see what kind of an effect it has on a group of people to lose their culture and even much of the ability to speak the language of their ancestors. Of course many Native American communities have succeeded in fiercely defending their language and culture despite the best efforts of the US Govt. to 'civilize' them over the course of the 19'th and 20'th centuries but others have been reduced to digging up the graves of their ancestors to rediscover at least some aspects of their culture that was lost only 1-200 years ago or less and that is pretty harsh. Never mind the fact that they have to post armed guards at traditional burial sites to prevent the graves from being looted by grave robbers but that is a topic for a whole other discussuon....
    24. Re:Good thing? by Krupuk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know exactly what you mean. Take the expression "to earn money" (as in working for and getting money). In English you "earn" (inherit) it. In French it's "gagner de l'argent", which means "to win money", in German you have "Geld verdienen", you have to "work for it". It's all a question of a certain mentality expressed through language.

    25. Re:Good thing? by joshv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "In English you "earn" (inherit) it."

      Please check a dictionary before you post such twaddle.

      From m-w.com "to receive as return for effort and especially for work done or services rendered b : to bring in by way of return ", or "to come to be duly worthy of or entitled or suited to b : to make worthy of or obtain for "

      There is no sense of inheritance or entitlement in the word. It appears to be originally descended from a German verb that meant "to reap". Reaping, at least at the time the word was in use in Old High German, certainly involved a lot of work.

    26. Re:Good thing? by Sique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It appears to be originally descended from a German verb that meant "to reap". Reaping, at least at the time the word was in use in Old High German, certainly involved a lot of work. The word you are referring to is "ernten" (to harvest). And no, this word has no "hard work" associated with it in German (I am german ;) ). The "Ernte" is thought to be the reward for the hard work that had to go in before the actual harvest: "As we sow, so will we harvest". The time of harvest in old german folksongs is always a time of joy and festivity (and the German fest of Thanksgiving is called Erntedank = Thank for Harvest).
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    27. Re:Good thing? by TemporalBeing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I, too, speak only English. But I'm under no illusions about it being "better".
      Well, while English is my native language, I am also at least trained in several other languages (Attic Greek, French, primarily - though some Spanish, and a tidbit of Japanese). I would say that English is probably the worse language of any - it lacks so much that other languages have, mostly because the grammar to support that kind of stuff got dropped. I find Middle English to be better than Modern English for just that reason, and Old English is pretty fun too.

      One example, from Greek - most languages have support for being able to mix up the words in a sentence and come out with the exact same basic meaning whilst allowing the speaker to put more emphasis on certain items. From my Greek Book (Alpha to Omega by Anne Groton - I have an older edition than that one) is:

      The dog chased the cat
      Greek allows you to write it, keeping the same exact meaning, as "the dog the cat chased", "the cat the dog chased", "chased the cat the dog", "chased the dog the cat", "the cat chased the dog". Now looking at the English of that, most of it makes no sense, and one variation has a completely different meaning.

      Some of this we can help by using what grammar we do have, however, as English teachers are also not teaching all the grammar any more, it also results in more confusion, especially for native speakers. (It's funny when non-native speakers know the language better than native speakers, which at least with the U.S. English variant is typically the case.)

      On the other hand, languages like Chinese and Japanese don't have plurals - plurals are expressed as a number plus the "singular" form - e.g. instead of saying "there are three trees", a Japanese speaker would say "there is three tree" - however, they are still a lot more expressive in other ways - e.g. Japanese is a very poetic language.
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    28. Re:Good thing? by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would we be so quick to say "Oh well, the Jews lost out in the history of the world" as we are some tribe on an island? You seem to be putting more value on one group of people versus another. Why? Sorry, I wasn't clear in what I was trying to communicate. I'm asking why we, as a culture, put more value on certain groups of people ( say, Jews ) over others ( say, tribes in the middle of the amazon ). Personally, I think cultural extinction is bad for anyone, whether they are westerners, Native Americans, or whomever. However, I've noticed that when people say that loss of culture of, say, pacific islanders, is a natural process and there's nothing we can do about it, there is general silent agreement. But if someone were to say that the planned extermination of the Jews or the Gypsies during WWII were a natural process, that person is rightly taken to the cleaners.

      When there's talk about some tribe in the jungle losing their language or becoming extinct, I often hear people say "Oh, that sucks, but they're relatively unimportant. There isn't really anything we can do. They'll just have to adapt to the modern world." However, when they story is about Hitler trying to exterminate the Jews, I never hear "Well, the Jews are relatively unimportant. If their language, culture, and religion dies, it just means they couldn't adapt to the modern world." If anyone suggests that the holocaust was inevitable, they are branded as a racist or anti-semite, and rightly so. However, when we report on the extinction of languages, a poster on slashdot says "This is a good thing", and gets modded +5.

      So, it seems that as a society, we are willing to accept the annihilation of some groups as natural or inevitable, while others are great tragedies and losses to humankind, nevermind the horror that those who are being annihilated experience. Why?
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  3. Maybe... by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...we should look at is as the world population's inability to communicate is going extinct.

    Not everything that is old, traditional, or entrenched has the value nostalgia makes us want to apply to it.

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    1. Re:Maybe... by langelgjm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is one way to look at it. However, I'd argue there's a lot more than nostalgia at stake here. I'm no linguist, but it seems fairly self-evident (and something that is backed up by linguistics) that different languages give rise to different ways of thinking about things. Certain concepts just don't exist in language X, but do in Y and Z. This can have a profound effect on higher level thinking in the language, as well as providing for curiosities, like that language that only has words for one, two and many.

      Also, there's a lot of linguistic and anthropological history at stake. When languages go extinct, you lose a great resource for understanding the evolution of that language, as well as all the others that are related to it.

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    2. Re:Maybe... by identity0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ugh, it figures that a lot of people here seem to agree with you, Slashdot is basically a sewer when it comes to any of the social sciences.

      This can only really be a bad thing, because languages themselves are important data, especially in historical linguistics. Look up "Proto-Indo-European" on google. Basically people figured out based on the similarities of languages like Snaskirt, Latin and German, that most of the languages of Europe and west to central Asia were derived from an early (bronze age) language spoken by one people, which later branched out into the Indic, Germanic, Slavic and Romance language families. The study of languages thus has an impact outside of the lanuage itself, it can contribute greatly to the knowledge of the human race. This however is not possible if ou keep destroying the data, i.e. the languages in question.

      So unless you feel that history and archaeology are basically unimportant (probably not a uncommon opinion here), preservation of languages does have a rather important role in science.

      Also, studying what is possible in real-world language syntax and grammar can teach us about the language faculties of our brain, and what its limits are.

      I'm curious why you think that the destruction of language is a nessecary part of increasing communication, however. You seem to be assuming people can only speak one language? The greatest spread of English has been as a second or third language to various foreign groups, so it is clearly possible to have both lingustic diversity and a common communications medium.

    3. Re:Maybe... by babyrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So unless you feel that history and archaeology are basically unimportant (probably not a uncommon opinion here), preservation of languages does have a rather important role in science.

      Also, studying what is possible in real-world language syntax and grammar can teach us about the language faculties of our brain, and what its limits are.


      So you are saying we should force people to learn these languages that are naturally dying out? How about we forbid the people speaking them to learn any other language and thus force them to live an isolated life that is unable to communicate with anyone else in the world? They are dying out because with new technology they can communicate with others, and choose to do so. They could have chosen differently but they didn't.

      I think it's great that people are trying to record what they can of languages for academic reasons but the 'destruction' of a language is natural. Nature is cruel. Ask the salmon in the claws of the bear if you don't believe me. Wait - you probably don't speak salmon.

  4. This is a bad thing? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To me, extinction of lots of languages is a good thing ( especially if it includes COBOL :). With one common language, we may have a better chance of understanding each other. Remember the biblical tale of Babel, in which the profusion of languages was supposedly a punishment? How did we acquire the idea that languages have some values of their own? A language is a tool, to be replaced with a better one when it comes along.

    1. Re:This is a bad thing? by Belacgod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lots of information is recorded in the dying ones, much of which doesn't precisely translate to anything else. It's as if the world had upgraded to a new file system, leaving it unable to access a large chunk of its backups except through a few old computers, whose hardware was failing.

    2. Re:This is a bad thing? by shanen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me guess. You're an American, right? You think the only language that needs to survive is American English, right? Why should you have to deal with any of those ugly alien thoughts, especially the new and different ones.

      Me, I don't think any of us have a perfect understanding of anything. Actually, one way to interpret Godel's theorem is to say that no language can do that. The various perspectives and representations all have some degree of validity and invalidity--but comparing them and thinking about the differences is especially interesting and sometimes even useful. As Dijkstra said (at least once), he found it very useful to try to translate any new idea into his other language. If he discovered that there were problems in the translation, it often signified that there was something wrong with his conception.

      Perhaps a simple example will help clarify the point of how the data compression works for communication by language. If I say "cow" to you, I activate an entire group of mental models in your mind. They might include hamburgers or milkshakes or your childhood days on a farm. However, the main model should be a particular kind of largish animal. What happens if you say the word "cow" to someone from India? Well, even if he's fluent in English, he's likely to trigger quite a different set of mental models. Where you thought of "hamburgers" he may link to "sacred". If he isn't so fluent in English, the first step is likely to be a translation to some other language and the linked mental models are likely to be quite different from anything you were expecting.

      Those other mental models are not wrong, but they are different. Some of them may work better for certain purposes than others, but that's the way of all problem solving. My theory is that asking the right question is about 90% of the work needed for finding the correct answer.

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    3. Re:This is a bad thing? by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, the reasons that Americans speak one, possibly two, languages are that:

      1) Speaking four languages will get you understood virtually everywhere in the hemisphere.

      2) The vast majority of people will have to travel an extraordinary distance to find someone who speaks another language on a regular basis.

      3) Because of 2), it's almost impossible to gain or maintain fluency in more than two languages.

      The African languages are often fairly closely related to one another within a confined geographic area, making it relatively easy to gain proficiency in another. English and French serve as linguae francae to Africa, allowing more long-distance communication, so people have a strong incentive to learn them. I'm picking up Spanish because my area now has a large enough Hispanic population that it's worth my while to know it. Before, it wasn't. As for cultural continuity, who the hell cares? I don't think my life in 2007 USA is likely to be greatly improved if I learn to speak Gaelic, which my dirt-poor Irish great-great-ancestors did.

    4. Re:This is a bad thing? by Pastis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How many languages do you speak ? Let me guess. One ?

      As one post replying to yours said a language is linked to a culture. The language and the culture disappear together.

      I will add the following: a language is an imperfect way to express our ideas. There is not necessarily a one to one mapping between a concept in your head and a word. The word comes with its bit of culture, of use in different contexts, that allow other people to understand what you mean or sometimes go in the way if they don't have that bit of culture. When you know several languages, you start identifying this imperfect mapping. Because words in other languages that have the same meaning don't necessarily have the same culture attached.

      Finally, the more developed your grasping of a language, the easier it is for you to communicate a concept to someone else. But that also depend on your language having the concepts inbuilt in it. I am sure inuits have lots of words for things we don't have in our languages, because their experience of life is vastly different from ours. You will probably tell me that most of these concepts may have a translation in lets say English, but I guess that for some, 99% of the people speaking English won't know them, thus cannot use them.

      In France it is not uncommon for people coming from the field to not understand the young people coming from the suburbs, because internally the set of words used is different and (especially in the suburbs) the languages are evolving rapidly. That's the way I think we are leaning to: less languages, but more and more sub-languages part of the main ones. Languages are still going to be attached to a culture, but instead of being geographically located, they are going to be spread over the world thanks to global communications.

      (I am not an expert in that field so take this with a grain of salt)

  5. Reminds me ... by Dhrakar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heh. That reminds me of an old joke. What do you call a person who knows 3 languages? 'trilingual' What do you call a person who knows 2 languages? 'bilingual' What do you call a person who knows 1 language? 'American'.

    1. Re:Reminds me ... by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, it's not our fault that we were taught the universal language as children.

    2. Re:Reminds me ... by huckamania · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem for most Americans is that they never get to practice their second language. A second language is usually a requirement for graduating high school. Same is true for most colleges. Unfortunately, if you don't have a chance to use it, you forget most of it.

      This probably explains why most 2nd generation Americans don't speak the language of their parents.

      Spanish is probably the only other language besides English that a majority of Americans will ever get a chance to use in the US. Even so, I know lots of Hispanic-Americans that don't bother learning it.

    3. Re:Reminds me ... by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely. For most places in Europe, it's only two or three hours drive to another nation speaking another language. But from where I live, it's a full day's drive to Mexico, but who wants to go to Mexico? In the other direction it's two days drive to Canada, where they speak English. (At least four days to get to where they speak French).

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    4. Re:Reminds me ... by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

      [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pegasus_Project_%28Stargate_SG-1%29]keep records in that language[/url]
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    5. Re:Reminds me ... by NerveGas · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, that joke is pretty funny. But it's not entirely true... a while back, we were holding interviews in our company, and an applicant listed poliglotism as one of his hobbies. One of the other interviewers remarked "That's really interesting. All of us (speaking of those of us conducting the interview) speak at least one other language - let's see, Portugese, Spanish, Spanish, Korean, Japanese. Which languages do you speak?"

      The poor guy just sunk down into his chair, and mumbled "Well... none, really." I felt bad for the guy. :-)

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    6. Re:Reminds me ... by clickety6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm an English guy in Germany. Some years back a group of young American lads came into a bar where we were drinking. We got to talking with them, when one of the Americans asked "so, where are you from". "England", I replied. "Gee, you sure speak good American for a foreigner", was his answer.

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    7. Re:Reminds me ... by lord+sibn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is indeed funny, but you have reminded me that the USA was, for decades, the "great melting pot" of culture. We had immigrants from England, from Denmark, Belgium, Spain, Italy, and "imports" from Africa. And as crazy as it sounds, they all learned to speak what we now know as English. Even today, Americans can travel abroad and, by and large, still find people who speak English well enough to communicate without resorting to learning Farsi, Spanish, or some other language.

      Good thing? Bad thing? I don't know. It's the way things are, at the moment, though it looks as though change is on the horizon. I surmise that within another 20 years or so, you may well find the rise of a new breed of American. One who speaks both English and Spanish. And to me, that is a good thing.

    8. Re:Reminds me ... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem for most Americans is that they never get to practice their second language. A second language is usually a requirement for graduating high school. Same is true for most colleges. Unfortunately, if you don't have a chance to use it, you forget most of it. I took Latin in high school. Unfortunately, I never got to take the trip to Latin America to try it out. :(
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  6. Hey, English in the USA is doomed by tjstork · · Score: 3, Funny


    A few decades from now, we'll all be speaking spanish!

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    1. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That always semed a bit hysterical. Was there any evidence to that, or were the pundits just insane?

      Actually, I was joking around, but, you could make a case for it:

      a) There's no requirement to learn english in the USA - everything is in mixed english / spanish anymore.
      b) spanish speaking immigrants have a much higher birthrate than do other minorities. In fact, other minorities are barely keeping on a sustainable level.

      So, you take the trend that there will be little adoption of english by the immigrant minority, realize that they have the higher birthrate, and what do you get? If its reasonable to extrapolate out environmental fears by a couple decades, if not centuries, then why would it be hysterical to apply the same trends in languages out by a few generations.

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    2. Re:Hey, English in the USA is doomed by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      most immigrants learn english, and the vast majority of children of immigrants learn english, by the third generation it's uncommon to end up much more fluent in the grandparent's language than people who take it as a language requirement in HS/college.

      when people are saying otherwise, they are probably lying to you in order to make you afraid of "zomg we is being invadered by teh mexecans"

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  7. SUV's by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not quite sure how yet, but have a feeling that SUV's are in part responsible for this.

  8. What will happen to English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What will happen to the grammatical, pronunciation, and spelling differences between British English and American English (as well as others)?

    For example, British English uses collective nouns (Microsoft are instead of Microsoft is) while American English thinks of the collective noun as singular.

    In the contrary, American English uses subjunctive form while it seems British English doesn't use it .

    Then you have all of the people that don't understand the differences between intransitive (takes no object) and transitive. (Lay and lie, anyone?)

    What is going to happen to the English language? Increasingly, I see blatant grammatical errors on signs in big box stores, advertising, and even documentation!

    Is grammatically correct English where the native speakers understand the differences of English in different countries?

    How students possible learn a native language like German and hope to speak it correctly with the proper articles if they don't even the grammar rules of a language with commonalities with the language that they would like to learn?

    Is this why foreign languages are dying? Or is it imperialism? Or is modern communication technology giving English even more priority over other languages?

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    1. Re:What will happen to English? by mmarlett · · Score: 5, Insightful

      English, as a language, is a tar baby. Punch it and it will stick to you. English is wiping other languages out (becoming the lingua franca, if you will) for two -- no, three -- reasons. One, money and power. Two, it's as flexible as it is convoluted. Three, pure entertainment.

      Don't think American's use collective nouns? Bull. Don't think British English uses the subjective form? They must not be watching TV.

      If you want rigid adherence to rules of grammar and spelling that don't keep up with the actual usage, go speak French. Or Latin. Or be the 27th idiot to learn Esperanto, which has no problem keeping up with actual usage (your contributions would be welcome, I'm sure).

      Now, excuse me while I lie about getting laid.

    2. Re:What will happen to English? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's getting worse -- I drive by a building every day that proclaims "Systems Intergrators" in large and expensive signage. It kind of hurts to see it.

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    3. Re:What will happen to English? by datapharmer · · Score: 4, Informative

      It isn't that students and other don't understand "proper" grammar, it is that "proper" grammar only exists in books and actually isn't correct at all (though it might have been at one point). Languages are dynamic, and as English evolves the old rules of grammar become modified.

      Differences between British English, American English, and Indian English are all just a matter of colloquialisms and preferences. heck you could say the same thing about the differences between Bostonian, Southern, and Midwestern dialects within the United States (such as vowel pronunciation in Boston, second person plural use in the south, and regional vocabulary for carbonated beverages in the midwest).

      As the influence of global relations (trade, culture and otherwise) expand the differences in usage will likely decrease in public publications and media but increase within subcultures as the psychological need to create a individual/social identity becomes increasingly difficult in an ever more homogeneous world culture.

      This doesn't mean anyone is talking "wrong". Unless you are trying to be silly, you can't really speak your native tongue in any way but the right one!

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    4. Re:What will happen to English? by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or Ingsoc.

    5. Re:What will happen to English? by Q-Hack! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Double plus ungood

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    6. Re:What will happen to English? by mysticgoat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What is going to happen to the English language?

      It is evolving faster than probably any language ever has before, and the rate of its change is likely to increase.

      For years now, there are more users of English as a second language than there are native speakers of the language. If we have not done so already, we are coming close to the point where there is more correspondence in English between people who learned English as a second language than there is correspondence that involves at least one native speaker of English. We are also moving toward the point where there sum of all documents ever published in English by native English speakers is smaller than the total of all English documents written by non-natives.

      It is now not uncommon for a Finn, a Pakistani, an Israeli, and a Brazilian to collaborate on a software project written in Python, Ruby, or Perl, and use English as the language for all aspects of the project even though none of them are good speakers of English.

      English is getting stripped of a bunch of silly rules that were never really core to the language, and is being expanded by a bunch of new concepts that new users are bringing in from their own native languages. The result is probably going to offend the sensibilities of a lot of the older English teachers in English speaking countries. Gee, that's too bad if they can't keep up. But the benefits of a global language are worth putting up with jarring phrases and strange sounding usages.

    7. Re:What will happen to English? by cheater512 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I blame the Americans.

      Australia seems to be doing rather well when it comes to using correct English.

    8. Re:What will happen to English? by Hucko · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't come down here very often, do you? ...

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    9. Re:What will happen to English? by Rufty · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nothing is new. English started so that "Norman knights could chat up Saxon barmaids"
      And now it's used for Russian Rubyists to insult Portuguese Pythonistas? Plus ca change ...

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    10. Re:What will happen to English? by GuldKalle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That could be funny, but the language isn't evolved by a central authority, but by a lot of people. So it's constantly getting forked, making version numbers useless.

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    11. Re:What will happen to English? by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Interesting

      CNN news stories frequently are mangled too. The recent PowerPoint presentation on recruiting and the Navy also had a number of glaring problems. And then there is my all-time favorite - confusing "your" and "you're". That one in particular really bothers me when people don't even know the difference between a possessive and a contraction for "you are".

    12. Re:What will happen to English? by williamhb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That said, much of the perversion of language today has a lot of blame to lay at the feet of America. But even that is a mixture of linguistic changes brought on by marketing demographics.

      Curiously, one piece of "folk wisdom" about this that often gets mentioned in the UK is that American English has remained fairly static over the last two to three centuries, while British English has moved on. In other words, many "Americanisms" are old 18th century "Britishisms". Naturally, as with all folk wisdom, though, nobody's that fussed to check the veracity of the claim!
    13. Re:What will happen to English? by David+Off · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What you have described is effectively how English got started in the 8-12th centuries where it became the interface language between Saxon and Viking tribes and later Saxon and Norman conquerors. In the process it lost a lot of the more complicated features of Germanic languages while picking up a richer vocabulary from French. As a native speaker I personally welcome some of the anachronisms and archaic parts of English vanishing but I think the result will be that English as she was spoken C 1950 will be extinct by 2100.

    14. Re:What will happen to English? by tommertron · · Score: 4, Informative
      I agree with your points, and I generally don't consider myself a grammar nazi, but come on... " American's " ???

      Repeat after me: you don't need an apostrophe to pluralize! The apostrophe is 99% of the time supposed to indicate missing letters, like "do not" becoming "don't". The apostrophe replaces the "o".

      The only time you might use an apostrophe to pluralize is in the case of years or other numbers, but I still prefer not to. Like "90s" instead of "90's". And I still like using " CDs" instead of " CD's ".

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    15. Re:What will happen to English? by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shouldn't that be "Wow that's awesome."

      Actually, it would be:
      "Wow! That's awesome."

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    16. Re:What will happen to English? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      English is getting stripped of a bunch of silly rules that were never really core to the language

      What's at the core? IMHO, English *is* just a bunch of silly rules. I'm not sure that the core is actually part of the language itself, but rather the worldwide culture that has made it easy for new words, silly rules, and ideas to easily be added or removed.

      Personally, I think of it as the perl of natural languages - there's many, many more ways than one to say it, and the language-culture includes built-in ways of modifying itself. Just like with perl, the many speech patterns that are possible make it so that it is possible for two speakers to not understand each other if they both know different areas of sublanguage.

      Similarly, I expect that as concepts continue to emerge, new sublanguages will arrive. Some will be nothing more than jargon on top of existing things, but I imagine some will be more complete.

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    17. Re:What will happen to English? by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It will evolve and change with the times. For example, my English book listed the following rule: No colons after the verbs "is, are, was and were". When I pointed it out to my college professor examples that broke this rule all over the place, her response was, "Well, that's changing". wtf, changing? How can it be a rule if it can change, I wondered. Moral of the story. English is what a bunch of high-brows says it is.

      Well, unless you're proposing that rules cannot possibly ever change, I don't understand your gripe.

      When I started learning English some 20 years ago, I was taught the "shall-will-will" future tense. However, my teacher told me back then that by the time I grew up, it would probably be "will-will-will". And guess what, she was right - I haven't noticed the "old" future tense being used much lately.

      Another English teacher recently told me that one British author of foreign language teaching books predicts that the -s in 3rd person singular is also bound to disappear, probably in the next 20-50 years.

      Language evolves.
      Better yet, languages evolve. And though as a linguist I'm a bit saddened by language extinction, it is a normal process - some languages will die out, but eventually many more will develop, though most probably as jargons. It is an inevitable consequence of globalization, and can no longer be stopped.

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    18. Re:What will happen to English? by spxero · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's also the apostrophe's property of showing ownership or possession.

    19. Re:What will happen to English? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Tigons and ligers, like mules[1], are sterile. The criterion is that they can mate and the ensuing offspring can also reproduce.

      [1] I thought (I'm not 100% sure) that female ones can sometimes have foals, though it's very rare.

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    20. Re:What will happen to English? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The main reason for the subtlety inherent in English is the last time we lost a war on home soil - almost a thousand years ago, the French successfully invaded and started to change the language. English was almost destroyed while royalty had more ties to France than England; with the removal of the english-speaking aristocracy, French became commonplace amongst the powerful families governing the land, and inevitably trickled down to the populace.

      A few hundred years later, English rebounded with the establishment of powerful nobles and royalty that considered themselves English, not French. I think it was circa 1300-1400 that the language was codified and standardised. We ended up with two (or more, when you consider that the church were pushing Latin) words for pretty much everything, so subtleties crept into the language.

      That acceptance of words from other cultures became the hallmark of English - in the colonial era "the sun never set on the British empire", leading to a massive influx of new ideas, culture and (of course) words. The language is a dynamic living thing - depending on your disposition, it could be called a hybrid of opportunity, or a mongrel language.

      From the British perspective, we're taught that Americans decided the (rather acrimonious, after all :) break from the motherland was a good time to clear up some of the oddities that had crept into the evolving language, so Z replaced S in several places, a few U letters were sent packing, and a couple of tenses were changed. What astounds me is that they didn't take the opportunity to clear up the ough problem - consider the pronunciation of through, though, thought, thorough, bough, and cough - and that's just off-the-cuff. I'm sure there are more...

      So, at the end of all this, I suppose my point is that the language is dynamic, has been both stable and evolving for almost a thousand years, and will undoubtedly continue to do so. Worrying about it, or becoming too focussed on the minutiae is counter-productive. If my American cousins spell colour without the U, so what ? - I can understand them perfectly well, and the purpose of language is to communicate. To be honest, I have far more problems with tomAYto - whenever I ask for tomAHto on a sandwich, I get blank looks... Oh well, when in Rome (or CA, for that matter :)

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    21. Re:What will happen to English? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The mistake that bothers me the most is the misuse of 'of.' I see "could of," "would of," and "should of" so much. It doesn't even make sense.

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    22. Re:What will happen to English? by japhmi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is plausible, considering the high illiteracy rate.

      The literacy rate in New England around the time of the American Revolution was 90%+

      The standard for literacy back then was if one could read their bible and comprehend what it said. Since the 2003 National Assessment of Adult Literacy showed that 14% of 'literate' Americans have below basic literacy, I would say that it's arguable that America at the time of the Revolution (especially New England) was more literate than today.
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    23. Re:What will happen to English? by synthespian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      English is wiping other languages out

      This paper (http://www.arxiv.org/abs/cs.CL/0006032), by Xerox Research Center Europe says non-English language presesence on the Web is growing at a faster pace than English. Surprising data: Esperanto beats Welsh, Lithuainian and Latvian (amongst others).

      English as a lingua franca is a losing proposition. I know no one truly fluent and with good command in English that has learned it from a school. They all lived abroad. OTOH, I know francophones and speakers of Italian that are fluent and indeed learned them at foreign language schools (including myself). Of course, this observation is biased.

      I mean, it's absolutely amazing how some very smart people with over a decade of contact with English have absolutely terrible command of the spoken language (while being able to write pretty good English). This phenomenom happens because English is highly irregular(*). Of course, increasingly we will resort to automated tools when we could simply reach out to a language tool. I feel this problem will only grow in the field of documentation for free and open source software (ideally, we would document in an auxlang and machine-translated it to native). We tend to think that English is acceptable. But it is not. English is too difficult. Additionally, it is not fair. The UK saves 100 Euros/year/inhabitant just by speaking English, whereas other countries have to spend a huge amount on coaching students in a language most will inexorably fail in, despite the cultural invasion of US American music and films. Anyone who's a native English speaker and has ventured out of his bubble knows that the idea you can just go to any corner of the world and communicate in English is false. Ex-colonies give you a false impression, too.

      BTW, I know this is going to sound crazy, but Esperanto is the most cost-effective solution http://www.lernu.net/. I'm saying rational, optimized, here. I have some fluency in Spanish, French, English, Italian, Portuguese (native), and intermediate German, beginning Japanese and Russian - oh, and Esperanto (just started this last week and half, due to my reading on it), so you can imagine I have at least some ground to sustain an opinion like that. When you get to Level II, III, or IV languages - as defined by the USA's Defense Language Institute coming from a Level I standpoint you begin to appreciate what the difficulty for non-English/Romance language speakers must be. For instance, Russian verbal aspect is very poor compared to Portuguese, which has the most intricate verbal aspects of Indo-European languages, probably (and this is not an idea of my own, BTW). OTOH, the 6-case declension system of Russian can be really hard for those who speak a Romance tongue. One thesis I have as to why Linus Torvalds is such a smart guy is because speakers of Finnish must keep 16 cases of declension in their heads. That alone ought to make a child have a few more IQ points! :-))

      For more on "the language problem", YouTube has a fascinating 9-part series by a gentleman who whas a UN translator for many years, Mr. Claude Piron (he has become an Esperanto proponent, due to the many problems he witnessed (**) and based also on his extensive knowledge and proficiency)(***)

      http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=claude+piron&search=Search (Spoken in French).

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  9. Metcalfe's Law at Work by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe things will turn out like Firefly/Serenity predicted: Mandarin Chinese and English would be left as the two languages spoken by all humans.

    I know that Mandarin is slowly taking over in China with its a hundred plus dialects of Chinese. Even dialects with millions of speakers are falling into disuse by the younger people who prefer to speak Mandarin instead of their native dialect. The government has put no effort into this but since they use Mandarin in school everyone in my generation can speak it. It then becomes a networking effect or Metcalfe's law. Mandarin is just much more useful than the other dialects because you have a billion speakers instead of just a few million. Why bother using those? Plus the regional dialects are what the parents and grandparents use. Mandarin is the cooler, hipper dialect.

    It'll be sad when the regional dialects die out because some of them are much older than Mandarin and some classical Chinese poems only rhyme properly in the south dialects such as Cantonese.

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    1. Re:Metcalfe's Law at Work by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the case of Mandarin Chinese the sheer number of speakers does not give the language as much importance, at least right now, as one might otherwise expect because those speakers tend to be highly concentrated in China. While there are Mandarin Chinese speakers abroad (of course) it is not clear that Mandarin Chinese, outside of China, is substantially more common than any of the other Asian languages in use throughout south east Asia (Korean, Japanese, other dialects of Chinese, etc). Among the reasons that English in particular enjoys such prominence in world affairs today is the wide geographic distribution, not the sheer numbers, of speakers as both native and second language participants. The fact that the Internet began in the United States and much of the computer revolution, which began in Britain following WWII, took place, at least initially, in the United States further cemented the importance of English. I anticipate that Mandarin Chinese will become more important in the 21st century as the economy of China continues to grow in prominence and the language and culture of China become more widely distributed, but English will remain the lingua franca of international business for the foreseeable future.

  10. An Inconvenient Language Root by dswensen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn you global warming.

  11. The Onion on dying languages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Klingon Speakers Now Outnumber Navajo Speakers

    According to a report released Monday by the Modern Language Association, speakers of the Star Trek-based Klingon language outnumber individuals fluent in Navajo by a margin of more than seven-to-one.

    "Navajo, a 3,000-year-old Native American tonal language belonging to the Athabaskan/Na-Dené group of tongues, is clearly dying and will likely be extinct by 2010," MLA president Frederick Toback said. "Fortunately, though, the sad, steady decline of this once-proud Native American tongue has been more than offset by a rising interest in Klingon culture."

  12. 14 Days by pokerdad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I recently heard that a language goes extinct every 14 days, which for some reason pisses me off. No, I'm not pissed off that languages are going away (though I can see more value in them than some here), but rather that it would be expressed that way. Clearly it is meaningless to talk about this kind of change in a time frame of days, so the only reason to state "every 14 days", instead of a more meaningful figure like 250/decade would be to try to manipulate the listener into action.

    But while linguists would like to make this out to be a calmity similar to wildlife extinction (hence the manipulation), there really is no practical solution to this situation; you can't force a language to live on - people either have a use for it, or they don't.

  13. progress being made? by DragonTHC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    70% of the world can't even read or write their own languages.

    a single language will go a long way towards resolving disputes and possibly even wars.
    Different cultures must assimilate into the global culture or become obsolete.

    On the other hand, these disappearing cultures have a lot to teach us.
    Tribal wisdom must be translated and passed down to be preserved for the remainder of human history.

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    They're using their grammar skills there.
    1. Re:progress being made? by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      a single language will go a long way towards resolving disputes and possibly even wars.


      Yeah, after all, the Brits and Americans never fought, neither did all those German states or all those Latin-speaking folks. I mean, they all lived in harmony, and never took to arms.

      Where the hell do you people learn your history? I'm thinking you probably don't.
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  14. Re:Is that bad? by Psychor · · Score: 4, Funny

    No it won't, don't you see? If languages continue to disappear at this rate, we will soon have none left! And without words, how can we attain a first post? The horror... it's unthinkable.

  15. Vanilla Culture by some+old+guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is merely another symptom of humanity lurching steadily toward a drab, gray, intellectually sterile future, where cultural diversity will be eclipsed by monotony. In a monolingual, monocultural future, people all around the globe will be able to talk alright, but there will be much less to talk about.

    Ah, well. As the late great Kurt Vonnegut wrote, "So it goes."

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    Scruting the inscrutable for over 50 years.
    1. Re:Vanilla Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After all, every english speaking nation is stuck to one culture because they all speak english

      *rolls eyes*

  16. Secret Information by paleshadows · · Score: 3, Interesting
    here are some reasons why we'd want to preserve dying languages [from the paper]:

    When a language is lost, centuries of human thinking about animals, plants, mathematics, and time may be lost with it, Swarthmore's Harrison said. "Eighty percent of species have been undiscovered by science, but that doesn't mean they're unknown to humans, because the people who live in those ecosystems know the species intimately and they often have more sophisticated ways of classifying them than science does," he said. "We're throwing away centuries' worth of knowledge and discoveries that they have been making all along." In Bolivia, Harrison and Anderson met with Kallawaya people, who have been traditional herbalists since the time of the Inca Empire. In daily life the Kallawaya use the more common Quechua language. But they also maintain a secret language to encode information about thousands of medicinal plants, some previously unknown to science, that the Kallawayas use as remedies. The navigational skills of peoples in Micronesia, meanwhile, are similarly encoded in small, vulnerable languages, Harrison said. "There are people who may have a special set of terms ... which enable them to navigate thousands of miles of uncharted ocean ... without any modern instruments of navigation."
  17. I'm not so sure... by psychicninja · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Chinese/English speaking overlords.....its the first step to having Firefly back on TV.
    I, for one, prefer when nobody knows what I'm saying when I swear in Chinese.
  18. Esperanto! by Tmack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Less languages will mean more people speaking the same one, thus promoting better communication.

    Yes! Now that everyone is finally picking up on THE language, Esperanto, soon everyone will understand everyone else!!

    tm

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  19. Re:Is that bad? by bocin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who cares? The ones who seek to gain political power by setting us against one another. These folks wish to accentuate the differences between different ethnic groups. when the majority is portrayed as evil and the minority as victims both guilt and false empathy become very strong political tools. These tools are used to control the actions of both majority and the minority. When all humans can speak the same language(s) it will be the beginning of the end of this artificial dividing line. Perhaps then all can celebrate our inherent sameness. Perhaps then mankind can learn compassion and come to understand one another on a deeper level than even word alone can allow.

  20. Re:Good /bad thing? - Irrelevent. by ashitaka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There have been thousands of cultures that have developed, sometimes to world-conquering levels, then faded and disappeared. Some did so naturally through being unable to self-sustain, others were the result of genocide or forced assimilation. Whether you feel sad about it or not, if Hitler had succeeded the Jewish culture would definitely not be the first to disappear through violent means. Not by a long shot.

    The difference now is that there are forces that speed up the extinction of non-self-sustaining types of cultures. Here in Canada there are more than a few First Nations languages which no more than a couple of people still speak. These are being recorded and documented as quickly as possible but it is understood that these will die out as soon as there is no one who needs to use them as part of their daily existence.

    Is it sad that this is happening? Only if you don't realize the fact that the only reason there are so many different languages on earth is because of historic geographic isolation of all the different peoples. With instant worldwide communication and the ability to travel to just about any spot on the earth within a day or two, the conditions that allowed disparate languages and cultures to develop in the first place no longer exist.

    That being said, languages are still developing and evolving, but now due more to artificial forces such as intentional introduction of slang as personal identification and new technologies and methods that need new terms to describe. e.g.: "Double-click the minimize control to select the desired HDMI input". Perfectly understandable to you and me, complete gibberish to most people over 50. And that's just in English.

    We live in interesting times. The second case of technological development having a profound effect on all mankind, the first being the industrial revolution. I believe this second phase will have a much greater effect than the first.

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  21. Not all languages are equally expressive by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    There are some things you just cannot say in certain languages because they lack the constructs and idioms. At one stage my father and I could speak English, Afrikaans and Zulu reasonably well and we'd often mix these all and be able to express richer thoughts than by just sticking with one language. Having moved away from South Africa, my ability to speak both Afrikaans and Zulu have fallen away badly and I can now really only communicate in English.

    Various words just have no real translation. "Gesellig" (Dutch) just means so much more than the dictionary equivalents: genial, social. Similarly "mana" (Maori) means more than just pride or spirit.

    Kill a language and you kill a culture. Kill a culture and you end up with disaffected people. You just need to look at Inuit, Uustalian Aboriginal and various other groups to see that this is a bad thing.

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    1. Re:Not all languages are equally expressive by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Various words just have no real translation. "Gesellig" (Dutch) just means so much more than the dictionary equivalents: genial, social. There are lots of words that have meanings that fall right in the middle of a cluster of words in another language, but have no perfect translation. Thing is, that's largely irrelevant. There's no large, gaping hole in your ability to describe your world to others simply because there's no exact word in English that means the same as "gesellig".

      Similarly "mana" (Maori) means more than just pride or spirit. Yeah, it means prestige/honor. You might argue that "prestige" doesn't capture the true essence of "mana", but I'd argue that you don't know the true meaning of "prestige". Unless you can articulate what's missing, you can't say there's a gap in the meaning. If you can articulate the diference, then you've demonstrated the English is perfectly capable of communicating the concept--- it just doesn't have a singular word for it. There's nothing magic about having a special word for something. If it's truly an important concept, a word will be created for it, or borrowed from another language. Language is a living, flexible tool. It can adapt to anything.

      Kill a language and you kill a culture. Kill a culture and you end up with disaffected people. RTFA. No one is "killing" these languages. They're dying because people are abandoning them. Cultures are dying for the same reason. The notion that aboriginal culture should be preserved at all costs ignores the fact that doing so requires that we keep people living in stone-age squalor and forbid them modern conveniences like manufactured clothing, steel tools, or (horrors!) television! Cultures come and go. Old people decry it, young people embrace it. It's the oldest story in human history.
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  22. How many died because of religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    would it be a good things if most of the worlds religions are facing extinction, wouldn't that be a good thing? Less wars?
    Just out of curiosity, ...
    What religion was China with 129,000,000 dead in the 20th century?
    What religion was the USSR with 72,000,000 dead in the 20th century?
    What religion where the Nazi's with 21,000,000 dead?
    What religion was Cambodia with 2,035,000 dead?

    That brings us to ~200,000,000 for Communism, and atheist creed, and 21,000,000 for Nazism a pseudo-religious creed (IIRC, its official religious view was a state concocted Lutheranism with Paganism and a heavy dose of militarism, obviously designed to ween the population off Christianity and onto state controlled propoganda)

    Yeah, obviously religion is the problem.

    In fact, the only major religion that has Holy War as a major tenet of its religion is Islam. Islam actually divides the world into The House of Submission and the House of War.
    Christianity doesn't have it. Not anywhere in the New Testament. The Crusades where a response to Islamic Holy War. Christianity didn't have the concept until then. And, the Crusades started because the Byzantines requested Frankish aid to defend against the Muslims (and got much more than they bargained for).
    Judaism may have religious war in the Mosaic books, but they haven't practiced religious war since they Assyrians (IIRC).
    In fact, most major religions have that "Do not murder" thing (The King James Bible mis-translated the Hebrew as "Do not kill"). So, wars occur despite the moral constraints put in place by religion.

  23. Linguists, anthropologists hardest hit. by nocensposteri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, it is good that people can communicate as we move towards a one-world language. It breaks down a powerful barrier to understanding, as language is deeply intertwined with culture, history, and worldview.

    So thats good, practically speaking.

    Unfortunately, since language is so powerful in molding minds, we lose a lot when a language dies. We lose profound knowledge about a culture and the way it sees the world. To an anthropologist or linguist, this loss is irreplacable, which is why there are projects about whose goal is to record native languages before thier last speaker dies. Piecing together the natural history of humanity becomes that much harder when language dies.

    Like everything else, you take the good with the bad.

  24. My god... by Starker_Kull · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...the arrogance and small-mindedness of some of the normally (IMHO) insightful posters here is stunning.

    My father spoke five languages - none of which I learned to speak more than a few mumbles here and there. But I could see how different languages were better at expressing different emotions, different ideas, different viewpoints in life. Some languages have such a strong system of honorifics and class in them - others are deviod of that, but have different terms spoken by the different sexes as a reflection of cultural differences. There are some with phonetic alphabets, others more pictoral, some with a blend of the two. The variety and beauty of human languages is every bit as beautiful as works of music, painting, sculpture.... Should we let the last man who knows how to build a piano die because there are enough other musical instruments out there?

    Forget the structure of languages - what about all the ideas WRITTEN or SPOKEN in them that become forever inaccesable? How many of the Shakespeare's, Archemedes', Sun-Tzu's will be gone forever?

    Should we apply the same concepts to computer languages? Data structures? 'Who cares, we have better stuff now, we'll never need to read that old stuff again.'

    Language is a unique expression of humanity, and I think it is something worth preserving - even if it is not as practical as having Chinglish taking over the world.

    1. Re:My god... by tftp · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse." - Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor

  25. the sooner the better by r00t · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're seriously behind schedule on that Tower of Babel project.

    About the only good thing here is the introduction of newer materials. Labor costs have gone way up, and you can't even get slaves anymore.

  26. Pop click click... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...pop pop la la la click click click. (If you know what I mean.)

    But seriously. This reminds me of the Futurama episode where Prof. Farnsworth shows Qbert his universal translator that, "unfortunately only translates into some incomprehensible dead language." Qbert says "hello" into the machine which translates it as "Bon Jour."

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  27. Just Stunned at the Ignorant and Selfish Attitudes by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am just stunned. I realize the majority of people here are probably monolingual and probably living in North America, but the majority of posts here seem to be along the lines of "Well it doesn't affect me, so who gives a f**k?" or "If they are dying out, they are just cruft". At least some people see the value in everyone having a common language - but thats the best argument for everyone to learn a SECOND language, not for us to just abandon all of the smaller languages out there.

    You see, a lot of those languages are dying out because the speakers of the more monolithic languages have forced them into extinction. We have made speaking many Native American languages illegal in the past, abused the cultures and people involved and slowly strangled their native language speaking populations to the point where they have all died off or are doing so daily. We have marginalized many small linguistic groups by the overwhelming power of Western culture and advertising, by refusing to learn their languages and insisting they learn ours or suffer the consequences. Thats a tragedy, nothing less.

    Each language is more than just a medium of communications between people, its the encapsulation of an entire way of thinking, of a cultural world-view. When a language dies out, a small piece of humanity and human achievement goes with it. We are all lessened by the death of each language, and with it each culture that dies out.

    I would think the programmers here would be the first to get it: You can program some things in certain programming languages, express some concepts, much more effectively and efficiently than in others. You can do anything in any language certainly, but some lean one way or another, some are more expressive and some more rigidly defined. Luckily we rarely lose a programming language, they just go out of style for the majority of users, but as long as someone is willing to write a compiler, we can keep using one. That is not true of human languages. Once they are gone, they are gone completely, and with them a unique way of thinking, and a unique way of viewing the world and expressing ideas about it. Languages quite honestly give you a completely different way of thinking and its a shame to lose that.

    New languages effectively don't happen, or at best rarely and I imagine its almost impossible for a new language to evolve in the modern day. Human linguistic evolution is essentially a living version of the Highlander maxim "there can be only one", or at best maybe 2. It doesn't have to be inevitable though, we can preserve dying languages, and with them the cultures they belong to. It just takes more effort than most people are willing to engage in, and sadly - like the majority of posters here - it doesn't seem to worry those who speak the major languages, particularly the world's piranha of a language English.

    If you want to have some good insight into this issue, I would suggest reading this book: Spoken Here and perhaps: When Languages Die: The Extinction of the World's Languages and the Erosion of Human Knowledge The steady extinction of our world's languages is a human crisis in my opinion, and we all lose when another language dies, even if we don't realize it.
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  28. One day by Dracil · · Score: 2, Funny

    We will all speak Common. The intelligent ones will still get bonus languages.

  29. Discouraging by ChePibe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I realize that much, though certainly not all, of the Slashdot crowd is monolingual, and I do realize that there are great benefits to having a single lingua franca.

    But as one who speaks 2 additional languages (Spanish and French) at an advanced conversational level and a third additional language (Arabic) at a very basic (and I mean very basic) level, I can't say I'm fond of this.

    It's hard to understand if you haven't learned another language, but certain thoughts are more easily expressed in a foreign language once you've learned it. Certain phrases and words are simply idiomatic - they don't translate. "Che Pibe" is one that, for example, can kind of be explained in English, but loses its real meaning. I still want to say "trucho", a word without an adequate translation, when I see something that meets the characteristics. English contains a great deal of French words, true, but the real meaning, tied to cultural context, just can't be conveyed unless you are speaking in French. Arabic and, I imagine, Chinese are light years away from English.

    I can accept a lingua franca, but language is an extremely important element of culture and expression. Most languages now dying were, arguably, dead long ago. But I shudder to think what would happen if the world adopted a "one language" stance rather than simply a lingua franca.

    1. Re:Discouraging by HertzaHaeon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what happens when a person equipped with only, say, english comes into contact the concepts that those untranslatable words put a label on? If there's a void in the language, it gets filled by a new word or by the expansion or change of an old word. The words that are unique to one language represent concepts that just don't have a good label yet, not some utterly alien concept that people of other cultures are unable to ever understand. Go and live with Inuits and you too will learn those hundred words for snow they have (if you hurry before it all melts, that is).

  30. All languages are obsoletes by slb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm OK with the linguists trying to mothball those old languages for the sake of knowledge and history.

    But the priority for a universal understanding should be to teach new generations a logical language instead of trying to keep these alive.

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  31. Te Reo Maori by kaffiene · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In New Zealand, the Maori language was arguably "dying out" a few decades ago. It was certainly on the decline. It is likewise arguable that Maori culture was going the same way. A concerted effort was put in place to teach Maori language and culture both in purpose built schools (Kohanga Reo) and to a lesser extent in mainstream schooling.

    Since the 70's, there has been a marked resurgence in Maori language, but more interestingly, in the culture itselft and pride in it. This has led to Maoridom pushing itself out onto the global stage in a much more assertive and confident manner than I think it had in the past. Something which I would argue has not only been of benefit to Maori, but to NZ society in general.

    I'm not opposed to there being a 'lingua franca' of the modern world, and if that happens to be English, I will be all the more pleased. But I also see that there is a real cost of languages disappearing from the world, because the words are not all that is lost: there are whole lives, whole other worlds wrapped up in particular languages. It seems to me, however, that languages do not save themselves. Unless there are a group of people willing to actually teach and actively support the usage of languages (Maori is an official language of NZ) then the task will not be managed.

    I don't think we can nor would want to save all languages, but where a significant chunk of unique culture is bound up with a disappearing language, I would encourage the guardians of the culture to make real moves to save it because the alternative is to lose much more than you bargained for.

  32. I know you're just joking, but... by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know you're just joking, but, just in case, consider this: how much manipulation is facilitated by the fact that those doing it can cherry-pick what they translate, and rely on a mass of sheep who don't know the other language and can't be arsed to check?

    If someone in, say, America were to tell you that the Canadians as a whole are preaching holy Jihad upon the infidel Americans, everyone would just call him nuts. There are maybe millions of people who live close to the border or travel across the border, and can tell you relatively first hand what the Canadians actually say. Or if not, you can just order a newspaper and read for yourself what they do say. Even if they were to manage to find one nutcase preaching holy war, everyone would point out just that: it's just one idiot that noone else takes seriously.

    Now try Americans vs Arabs, Arabs vs Jews, or whatever other manipulation across a language barrier. Now that works much better, doesn't it? You can cherry-pick which extremists (on both sides) to translate out of context, to make it sound like a whole language or ethnic group is hell-bent on wiping you off the face of the Earth. (Never mind that no group that size ever agreed on anything else, for as long as we have a recorded history.)

    It goes sorta like this: Some fringe group on side A does a bit of fist shaking and maybe sabre rattling. Idiot politicians or journalists on side B take that out of context, maybe even mis-translate it a bit, present it as "Look what side A is saying about us!" Then some easily excitable nutcase on side B goes, basically, "yeah, well, I say nuke the idiots until they glow and let their god sort them!" Then idiot politicians or journalists on side A (or whoever has a vested interest in stirring up the pot) take _that_ out of context, maybe even take a pick of words when translating to sound even more ferocious, and present it as "Look what side B is saying about us!" Loop.

    Sometimes even the subtle meaning of one word can be altered enough in translation to cause a big rift, although technically it is a honest-to-god translation.

    E.g., a lot of the relatively early Christian problems leading schisms and heresies, a good thousand years before Hus and Luther, were... translation problems. Stuff that made sense about Christ in Greek, sounded like a major heresy when translated in Syriac, because the nuances of some words were different.

    And that was guys who did a good faith effort to translate the scriptures and the dogmas decided in the church councils. Now imagine what you can do when you aren't that honest, and don't stop short of outright distorting the other side's words.

    Or the even shorter version: if that quote was right, the USA, the UK, Canada and Australia should be the greatest enemies in history.

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  33. I call bull shit by tgv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "a lot of those languages are dying out because the speakers of the more monolithic languages have forced them into extinction.": Sad, but unrelated to the issue at hand. This is consequence of oppression. There are several organizations that address that: Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, ...

    "Languages quite honestly give you a completely different way of thinking": Now there's a statement that requires a lot of backup. Language does not encapsulate ways of thinking; it's a means of conveying thoughts. Do you think that the Chinese cannot understand Plato? Their languages are about as far apart as possible.

    "New languages effectively don't happen": well, there's a plainly wrong statement. New languages do arise. Not very frequently, but they do. Usually Creole, but there are more interesting cases. Check e.g. the sign language developed by deaf Nicaraguan children.

    "the world's piranha of a language English": that's funny, but not really true either. Chinese is really gobbling up large portions of Asia and Spanish also seems to be spreading still.

    I honestly think there is no way to stop the process of language extinction. It has always happened: my native tongue (Dutch) is quite different from what it used to be and that holds for many languages. They develop. Small groups tend to disappear. That also has always been the case. You can find remains of settlements everywhere with signs of a lost culture, and probably a lost language.

    There is nothing inherently bad about that. It's not a question of ethics. Join Amnesty, support the Kurds and the Tibetans, but don't do it to save their language. Human life and thought is worth more than the precise way that they use to communicate.

  34. Personally I vote we learn to meow ;) by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ya know, screw both English and Chinese. That's a problem created by humans, so maybe we should just take a step back. A UK cat has no problem communicating with an Asian breed, for example. (Well, when it can be arsed to communicate, anyway;) It's a global language. So I say let's all learn to meow.

    On the upside, IIRC they have like 100 words total, so we can give up on the whole character set madness. (If I give you a .txt file, is it in UTF-8, UTF-16 -- big or small endian at that? --, or one of the two dozen ISO-8859 flavours, or EBCDIC, or what?) Good old fashioned 7 bit is enough for whole words.

    Plus, it'll be easier to know if your cat is actually plotting against you.

    Plus, think how much easier poetry will be. E.g., you have to rhyme with "meow", you can't go wrong with "mew" or "mrow".

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  35. Cultural ignorance can be the death of you by theolein · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There, I hope I got your attention there: I really just wanted to add a few points here about languages, their uses and development.

    Firstly, I speak 5 languages fluently (English, Afrikaans, Dutch, German, Swiss-German and French) and can get by in two more (Spanish and Turkish). I'm a South African, my girlfriend is Afrikaans, I've lived in Switzerland for some 17 years now, and in Germany and Spain before that and in Turkey for a year as well. My father was French speaking. I'm not reciting all this to brag. The knowledge of different languages has been of vital use to me in my life and has actually saved my life on a number of occasions, literally.

    When I first got to Europe 21 years ago, I could only really speak English and Afrikaans. I knew a smattering of French from my dad, but I only really learned from my French girlfriend at the time. I worked in what was then West Berlin for the US Airforce, but before that, for my first year, I survived by doing odd jobs and basically pestering people to let me stay somewhere, and I learned German really quickly, because in those days, not many Germans could or wanted to speak English. The USAF people I knew, on the other hand, lived in American bases, went to American shops and watched American movies, and almost none of them understood a word of German. They had no need, but they had plenty of problems when out in the city doing shopping etc.

    When I worked in Turkey, as usual, I made the effort to communicate with the locals, who surprise surprise, generally only spoke Turkish and perhaps enough German to sell stuff to tourists. Knowing Turkish made me friends and made my life that much more pleasant, and cheaper, since I could order in Turkish I paid the prices that locals paid for drinks and food which is considerably less than tourists pay.

    A tidbit of info is that the Turkic languages are so closely related that knowledge of Turkish will enable you to make yourself understood from Turkey to Kazakhstan, including parts of Russia where Tartar is spoken, which is quite a span of territory. Not that I ever plan on visiting that part of the world, but if I ever do get the chance to see the Altai mountains, I'll be able to get around without too much trouble.

    Another tidbit of info is that Turkic grammar gives you a head start if you ever need to learn Hungarian, Finnish or want to chat up a blond Estonian beauty. They all work the same way.

    Another one is traveling in France. The French are also somewhat monolingual, like most English speakers, and I know a lot of Americans having a bad time in France because they find the French resentful of having to speak English. The joke is that the French generally don't mind if you don't speak French, but they really appreciate it if you just try a few words.

    Switzerland is another special case. Swiss German is a dialect of Alemannic that is unintelligible to most Germans from the North of Germany, with some subdialects that are incomprehensible to almost all Germans. It is the most spoken language in Switzerland, but it is not a written language. The written language of Switzerland is German. You can get by perfectly with standard German in Switzerland, but knowledge of the spoken language is what will make you friends or get you business contacts with the locals. There is even a local language that is endangered, called Rumantsch, which is a direct descendant of the vulgar latin the Romans soke here 2000 years ago. It is kept alive by the Swiss not for its practical value, since all of its speakers are also fluent in German, but for its cultural heritage. It adds colour to the landscape, so to speak.

    I'm telling all these stories in an attempt to show that just because you think English is a universal language doesn't make it so. In Zurich, where I work, everyone in my company speaks English to some degree, but the one guy who only spoke English at work constantly had to fight against the language barrier. I don't think he was very happy. It's often the same in large parts of

  36. Re:Rubbish. by Xiaran · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find it very difficult to read anything that is littered with blatant spelling and grammar errors.

    I take it you are not a big fan of Shakespeare or Chaucer then?

  37. English does not borrow from other languages.. by Chas · · Score: 5, Funny

    English follows other languages down dark alleys, hit them over the head, and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar.

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    1. Re:English does not borrow from other languages.. by rssrss · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

      -- James Nicoll

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  38. The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A language is just a communication protocol. Would you say that having 7000 incompatible networking protocols is a good thing? No, it patently isn't. Thousands of incompatible languages simply help create pockets of ignorance and deprivation. The only people who benefit are those who can translate.

    Having said that. The corollary is that learning multiple languages is a good idea for an individual. If you live in the UK and speak only English then you are excluded from the largest economies on the continent; France Germany etc. The French and Germans all speak English. If their economies tank, they can always look for work in the UK.

    Speaking of which, I have a German lesson this evening.

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    1. Re:The death of language is GOOD, not bad. by zeromorph · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A language is just a communication protocol.

      No, it's not. It's a way of how relate to the world, it's a way of being. Most of our reality is categorized through linguistic categories. If we loose them we loose our world.

      If you skip from English to German, it's not a big step (on a global scale), the are closely related (being both West-Germanic) and have been in contact for centuries. The speech communities share large parts of their religious and political believes, their material culture is quite similar and they have exchanged cultural artifacts (texts etc.) since their very early history. So just for your German lesson today think about the semantics of "Becher" (mug, cup, pot, beaker, goblet - You drink coffee out of them, but not beer, Yoghurt comes in a "Becher", the tooth brush rests in one, You measure flour etc. in one...) for a German speaker "Becher" are all the same thing, are they for you? Or try "gemütlich", "eben", "halt" - you would really amaze me if you could use one of these like a native speaker.

      If losing a language is a good thing I recommend to you to use a hunter-gatherer language (try an aboriginal one from Australia or an Aslian language from Malaysia) in your daily life in a Western culture. You'll find that you have some very handy terms for hunting techniques but ordering a coffee politely (but not chummily) might be awkward, as will be discussing the problem with your car with the mechanic or discussing some personal problem or less specific angst with your shrink.

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  39. It will be easier. And much less cultural by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course it's going to be easier to communicate. But we'll lose a lot. Mostly, a lot of people will lose their way of thinking, having to conform to a language that does not fit into their thinking pattern.

    When you look at a language and its composition, you'll notice that every language reflects its users and their culture. No, I'm not going for the 20 words for snow in Inuit. I'm going for the very, very finely tune nuances of reverence in Japanese, something that cannot even remotely be reproduced in any other language I know. And of course, that way you simply cannot understand the culture that is behind it. You can promote and punish a coworker with the use of a syllable.

    How to translate it? Not at all. There is no way to translate it. There is not even a way to express it. Because explaining it or using "stronger" words (that would have to be used in English or other languages) would, you guessed it, already break the unwritten laws of etiquette. You're not supposed to really 'hear' it, you're supposed to know it from listening closely.

    And I can only assume it's similar with other cultures and languages. Maybe (or most likely) in other areas, areas in everyday life that are more important than social status, but nontheless parts of their culture. This will most likely suffer from a lack of an own language that lends itself to the needs of the culture.

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  40. Re:Rubbish. by Clock+Nova · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or Slashdot, for that matter.

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  41. Re:Loss of knowledge by ps236 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure about the 'historical documents that will no longer be readable' comment..

    People nowadays may not be able to read Latin as the Romans did, but it is still readable.

    Also, many of the languages which will be lost probably have no written form, so there will be no 'documents' which cannot be translated. There may be stories/myths/histories which are known in the spoken form, which may be lost - but that is a coincidental loss due to the loss of a language, not a direct result - the stories could easily be kept in a different language, and could also be lost despite the language surviving, and should really be written down to avoid losing them - which isn't possible without some form of translation if there isn't a written form to the language.

    As another thought - English is still a living language - but Chaucer's English isn't.. As one document I've read put it, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Jefferson and Dubyu Bush all speak English; Shakespeare would probably have been able to converse with Chaucer and Jefferson (with some difficulty), but Jefferson (and certainly Bush) would need to have an interpreter to speak to Chaucer - even though it's the "same" language. So, does this mean that Chaucer's English is a dead language, or just a language that has evolved into something else?

    If we say that it's a language which has evolved into something else, does this mean that other languages which 'die' by 'merging' have evolved or died out? If a language from the Andes becomes 'Spanish with some extra words' has it died out or evolved?

  42. We have to fight this threat. by Frozen+Void · · Score: 2, Funny

    Start learning Sumerian next week.

  43. Re:Rubbish. by senatorpjt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Firstly, there is no standards body that defines standard rules of English. Secondly, although I agree that poor grammar and spelling can make something unreadable, it is also possible to make a grammatically correct statement that is unreadable. (for instance, the Buffalo sentence.) I'm all for bitching people out that write so poorly they can't even be understood, but the constant criticism of minor errors that don't affect meaning or readability pisses me off.

    Half of the comments on this fucking site are people bitching about someone using "There" instead of "Their" or some other ridiculously insignificant grammatical error. If you knew what the correct word to use was, you were obviously able to understand the meaning of the comment, so just keep your fucking mouth shut.

  44. OMG, we can't let this happen! by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is just horrible! We have to get the U.N. to start massive programs to preserve all these different languages. We can't let them become extinct. What will future generations do? We have to keep things as diverse as possible. This is worse than global warming. I wonder if Al Gore knows about this!

    Why are so many people worried about languages dying off? In the long run this may solve some of the major problems we have in this world. If there were better communications between people we might not have so many misunderstandings that seem to be the cause of so many of the conflicts that are going on now. Just imagine the difference if most of the world spoke the same language? This is something that would bring everyone closer together on issues instead of dividing us.

    We have to strive to reach common ground. But if this goes like most things there will be groups that will push to preserve all these languages. I can see it now, there will be walls erected around certain sections in each country where only the local dialect can be spoken under penalty of law. How else to preserve the spoken language but to isolate groups of people that speak that particular dialect?

  45. Re:Language follows money when it can by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The 2nd pony is probably Mandrin. China has a HUGE economy and with their one child policy they have a built in reduction over the next few decades which will leave the Chinese with say guess 500 million in population... about 2x the USA.

    Only because of the vast population of China. It is incredibly difficult to learn a tonal language if you grow up speaking a non-tonal one. I don't see Chinese making any serious inroads in the West just for that reason alone. As someone who has studied several foreign languages, I can say I'd rather deal with grammar complexities than trying to figure out which tone is being used.

    Meanwhile Europe and many parts of Asia are already speaking English. My guess is that English wins the race. It doesn't win because its best mind you.

    No language is the best. English became a major world language in part because of the spread of the British Empire and in part because English grammar is pretty simple. Yes, much of the spelling makes no sense (well, there are reasons for it, but I'll skip the long explanation), but the grammar is basically easy. English is non-inflected, lacks grammatical genders, and the verbs have very simple conjugations. All of these make the language relatively easy to learn. Let's take Russian for an example now. It is inflected (6 cases), has 3 genders (masculine, feminine and neuter) and almost all verbs come in pairs (perfective and imperfective). English got a big boost from the rise of American culture, but the relative simplicity of the grammar is why it became a world language. Mark Twain wrote a famous piece on his attempts to learn German and the insane grammar of the language where the word for "wife" in German is a masculine (!!!) word. Twain said that any reasonably intelligent person could come to grips with English a lot quicker than they could German just because the grammar of English is so much easier.

  46. Re:Good /bad thing? - Irrelevent. by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the fact that the only reason there are so many different languages on earth is because of historic geographic isolation of all the different peoples. This is false. In africa, the amazon, and other places with lots of tribes and villages living close to one another, who regularly trade and intermarry, it is commonplace for a person growing up to speak five or six languages. Linguists theorize that this was the norm for human evolution, since children are so good at learning multiple languages.

    When languages die out, it's because of an 'official language' that children must learn ( and learn in ) in school, and also use to interact with the government and other official entities. When children live in environments of multiple ethnicities with relatively similar levels of power, they learn many languages. When there is one dominant ethnicity and language, the members of which run the schools, government, businesses, and churches, children learn that dominant language ( and get ridiculed for speaking any of that silly country language ). The child quickly learns that speaking the dominant language means being successful, while speaking your mother tongue ( or grandmother's tongue ) means poverty and low social status ( i.e. being a 'dirty indian' or 'po white trash/black folk'). It's a matter of assimilation, not natural evolution.

    Personally, I believe with projects like the OLPC, a global lingua franca will arise, or perhaps continentally regional lingua francas, for communications on the global communications network. However, people will continue to speak their native language at home. I have friends in Finland who are very conversant in 'digital english' -- written English over the internet. You would never guess they weren't English speaks from their online writings. More formal written English, not so good, and spoken English, sometimes pretty bad. However, they all continue to speak Finnish at home.
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  47. Some stats from Europe by wandm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Eurobarometer survey on language skills makes interesting reading:

    http://ec.europa.eu/public_opinion/archives/ebs/ebs_243_en.pdf

    56 % of Europeans can have a conversation in 1 foreign language
    28 % with 2 foreign languages
    11 % with 3 or more foreign languages

    Clearly, there are lots of benefits from knowing another language in Europe, and it's probably also a status symbol to some extent. For a college educated European being able to speak 2 foreign languages is a norm. This is what I've always loved about in Europe - an endless supply of true cosmopolitans.

  48. Re:Rubbish. by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just remember, there is a reason English is one of the hardest languages to learn.

    I call bullshit on that one.

    I have said it before, I will repeat it FSM knows how many times until I die, and I still won't get the message across to the uneducated masses: There. Is. No. Hardest. Language. To. Learn.

    Not one. Not two. Not few. Not many. All natural languages are equally complex, as they are all designed to describe everything we come in contact with - therefore, they are all just as complex as the world that surrounds us.

    Some people have trouble with certain subtleties of English; some have problems with some of the most fundamental concepts of my native Croatian; others find German impossible to learn, and don't get me started on Finnish, Hungarian, Chinese or !Xu (which you probably cannot even pronounce).

    It's all about what you're used to; a language similar to your native one is easier to grasp than a completely unfamiliar one.

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  49. Still is to replace the letter by alfrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While modern day English uses an apostrophe to indicate the possessive, it wasn't always the case. It evolved from the English genitive form, which looked like either "-his" or "-es" (and a few other variations) depending on your location.

    So to say "The stone's" it'd be "stones" Or "stonhis". Eventually the h was lost (H's are are common to be dropped, they don't sound too much) and the ' replaced the "i" in the written language, as little written aid. So in a sense it is still to indicate a missing letter.

  50. Linguistics 101 reminder. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While modern day English uses an apostrophe to indicate the possessive, [...]

    No, to indicate the possessive, English uses an inflectional suffix (with weird syntax/morphology, but I digress).

    You're making a Linguistics 101 error: the grammar of a language must be stated in terms of its spoken form, not in terms of its orthography. Orthography is a very imperfect and inconsistent rendition of the language.