Purpose of Appendix Believed Found
CambodiaSam sent in this story, which opens: "Some scientists think they have figured out the real job of the troublesome and seemingly useless appendix: It produces and protects good germs for your gut.
That's the theory from surgeons and immunologists at Duke University Medical School, published online in a scientific journal this week.
For generations the appendix has been dismissed as superfluous. Doctors figured it had no function. Surgeons removed them routinely. People live fine without them.
The function of the appendix seems related to the massive amount of bacteria populating the human digestive system, according to the study in the Journal of Theoretical Biology. There are more bacteria than human cells in the typical body. Most are good and help digest food.
But sometimes the flora of bacteria in the intestines die or are purged. Diseases such as cholera or amoebic dysentery would clear the gut of useful bacteria. The appendix's job is to reboot the digestive system in that case."
I have studied little biology or medical subjects though I've read studies about this same sort of thing happening with asthma, polio & allergies. I think I've posted about this before but anecdotally I noticed there were no farmers who had allergies or asthma as I grew up and worked on farms with them. The young kids would play in hay and run around in the mud outside when it rained. So it seems that a problem with being an overly hygienic society today (as the article notes) is that we don't expose our young to these pathogens early on so they never adapt to them and suffer exposure to them later. This is why I recommend against anyone installing an air purifier in their home. It's a great idea--if you never plan on leaving your home.
I can't find the research but I thought a long time ago that a German study was done to find out why polio was "a middle class disease." If I recall they found that poor children were exposed to it since birth and rarely suffered from it since they were exposed to it always. The middle class children would be protected as infants but once exposed to it, their bodies would not be able to fight it. The upper class would take all costs to reduce exposure to it at all times--and they could.
Now this research is interestingly related in that appendicitis may be something that occurs due to our lack of exposure to diseases that destroy all the germs in our body (cholera & certain types of dysentery). Should something happen that would threaten this, our bodies respond poorly to it and the appendix flares up. As this article notes, appendicitis occurs less frequently in underdeveloped countries. Perhaps this is more reinforcement for the idea that protecting your children from germs is a double edged sword.
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The abstract, for those who don't have access to the journal (article DOI doi:10.1016/j.jtbi.2007.08.032):
The human vermiform ("worm-like") appendix is a 5 to 10 cm long and 0.5 to 1
cm wide pouch that extends from the cecum of the large bowel. The architecture of the
human appendix is unique among mammals, and few mammals other than humans have
an appendix at all. The function of the human appendix has long been a matter of debate,
with the structure often considered to be a vestige of evolutionary development despite
evidence to the contrary based on comparative primate anatomy. The appendix is thought
to have some immune function based on its association with substantial lymphatic tissue,
although the specific nature of that putative function is unknown. Based (a) on a recently
acquired understanding of immune-mediated biofilm formation by commensal bacteria in
the mammalian gut, (b) on biofilm distribution in the large bowel, (c) the association of
lymphoid tissue with the appendix, (d) the potential for biofilms to protect and support
colonization by commensal bacteria, and (e) on the architecture of the human bowel, we
propose that the human appendix is well suited as a "safe house" for commensal bacteria,
providing support for bacterial growth and potentially facilitating re-inoculation of the
colon in the event that the contents of the intestinal tract are purged following exposure to a pathogen.
Is the digestive system a computer?
... that someone that has the appendix removed and has a case of amoebic dysentery may die of it?
Well it must not do that because long story short, a similar thing happened to me and I had to take pills full of "hibernating" bacteria to replace them because they weren't coming back. I remember learning in school that it used to be used to handle indigestible things like tree bark and whatever else dumb cavemen ate lol. But then people stopped being so dumb and ate good, clean stuff so people who were born with non-working appendixes lived and eventually I guess overtook the ones with working ones.
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I, for one, welcome our bacteria-breeding appendix overlords.
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Rebooting appendixes and DHCP neurons?
Neat.
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Evolution would have gotten rid of it if this part were useless.
There are some parts we don't know of its parts, but still are not useless. Evolution/God does their work quite well I guess.
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oops, i read that as book appendix. "Why, it's the place to put all the content of your book without the fluff..."
I had always heard that the appendix helps with the digestion of raw meat which is just superfluous now that we have fire.
On the evening of the sixth day of creation, God had an argument with his editors about what to do with some material that all agreed was clever but not an especially great fit. So they decided to move it to the appendix.
Gives a new meaning to the term "stack dump". I myself am currently suffering from a stop error. :-(
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Just like leaving meat out in the sun "produces" flies? Didn't we sort all this out back in the 17th century or whatever? Oh wait, its CNN, that paragon of quality journalism.
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It gives them a place to hideout if the mainline flora gets killed off.
is coming. Never mind ID did not predict any specific design intent about appendix other than, "we are designed, so there must be some use for all the useless organs". But that won't stop them from predicting immediate demise of Darwinian evolution.
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This is Slashdot here. The only purpose of the appendix for most people here is to pee.
Was I the ONLY person who thought of Book Appendices when I read the title?
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The purpose of the appendix to spontaneously kill you in a horribly painful way.
Unless you have access to surgeons. Yay modern medicine!
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heh, and here I was about to say that here was where the evolutionists would start hemming and hawing about how they've been using the appendix as proof, because an intelligent designer wouldn't put in a useless organ. unfortunately I think both of us are right, there is about to be a creationist and evolutionist onslaught for the same (but different) reasons
Well, bacteria are the most populous living organisms in the world, and they're developing resistance to all our antibiotics, so its only a matter of time before we see stuff like ...:
[_] I for one welcome our bacterial scum pond overlords ... oh, they're ALREADY a cluster ... and drug resistant - I guess we're cluster-f$cked!
[_] I have no intestine, you ignorant clod scumbag!
[_] Imagine a beowulf cluster of
[_] All your base nucleotides belong to us
[_] In Soviet Russia antibiotics kill YOU!
Mind you, we're talking about a culture that still insists on doctor-shopping to get antibiotics for viral infections, and over-indulges in anti-bacterial wipes, plastics, etc., to the point of both compromising our own immune systems, and breeding super-bugs.
The appendix's job is to reboot the digestive system in that case.
So your appendix is run by Microsoft support.
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Want to give your offspring the best chance?
1. Breastfeed. Not just for 6 weeks either. Worldwide average weaning age is 3-4yrs. U.S. is about the worst at this.
2. Let your kids eat dirt. No, don't encourage it. Just don't freak when it happens.
3. Be very conservative with immunizations. How many middle class US children are really going to get exposed to Hep? And since thermerisol has finally been removed from vaccination products, the autism rate has finally stopped exploding (despite the fact that studies show no link between the two).
4. LOTS of physical contact! Breastfed babies get this. It stimulates brain development.
5. Love the little knuckleheads despite everything.
6. Learn basic biology and medicine yourself. Your offspring, your responsibility. Knowledge and common sense go a long way towards health.
We're still learning about biology and medicine. Oh shit, you mean bacteria can evolve to become resistant to antibiotics, and that blanketing the population with antibiotics (antibaterical handsoap, anyone?) causes bigger problems than it solves? I've never heard of a staph infection from a home birth. When women give birth at home around all the same germs they are exposed to anyway, postpartum infections are almost nonexistent.
OTOH, I will take exception to the idea that there were no allergies and less sickness among rural populations 2 generations ago. There were. The difference is that those kids were just labeled "sickly" and often died back then. Is it a bad thing that those kids have a chance now?
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The purpose of the appendix is to flip out and kill people.
Obscure reference, but couldn't resist.
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It means that human cells are far larger than bacterial cells. Think whale vs. ant.
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of appendix is to produce melatonin.
We all know that the Appendix is the useful bit at the end of the instruction manual. Heck.... there are often several of them, all labeled in a neat alphabetical order.
And yeah.... if you pour water on it, and set it out in the sun, I'm sure it'll become a haven for bacteria.... but would you really want to do that?
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but at least they'll be American Super-Bugs.
My high school biology teacher at an "excellent" public school told me that the function of the appendix in the olden days was to digest rocks and such that primitive humans might have digested by mistake. =)
Who is this guy's post off-topic? It is, in fact, entirely ON TOPIC. That is, if the moderators even bothered to READ the topic.
The blurb posted on slashdot states that in the human body, there are MORE BACTERIA than there are HUMAN CELLS. Which would suggest that a minimum of 51% of the human body is made up of bacteria and only 49% (or less) of our body is made of things like . . . water, carbon and other . . . you know . . . human composition stuff.
That's just great....I had mine removed last week.
So, what they're really saying is that the appendix is the Ark where the good bacteria hide out when you have to fire the intestinal Halo system to wipe out the flood of cholera.
Well it must not do that because long story short, a similar thing happened to me and I had to take pills full of "hibernating" bacteria to replace them because they weren't coming back.
Were you by any chance on any form of powerful antibiotics? The use of probiotics in medicine is usually for people who have been on antibiotics powerful enough to kill everything in the body like vancomycin or ciprofloxacin, including the bacteria that are supposed to help you out.
I remember learning in school that it used to be used to handle indigestible things like tree bark and whatever else dumb cavemen ate lol.
Actually, the most commonly disseminated use of the appendix is in other animals that eat a lot of cellulose like rabbits to serve a reservoir for cellulose-digesting bacteria. There has never been a belief that it has ever served this purpose for hominids, though this article suggests that it acts as bacterial reservoir for other purposes.
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The appendix: a wretched hive of scum and villany.
The blurb posted on slashdot states that in the human body, there are MORE BACTERIA than there are HUMAN CELLS. Which would suggest that a minimum of 51% of the human body is made up of bacteria and only 49% (or less) of our body is made of things like . . . water, carbon and other . . . you know . . . human composition stuff.
One meaning of "more bacteria than human cells" means simply that there are a larger number of bacteria than they are human cells, not a larger mass of bacteria than human cells. For example, e. coli is about 1/100 the size of a human cell. So if there was an equal number of e. coli cells and human cells in the body, it would make the mass proportion of e. coli cells about 1% not 50%.
By the way, bacteria are also made of water, carbon and other ... you now ... organic composition stuff. Humans don't have a monopoly on that composition.
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Appendix: noun. "Supplementary information pertaining to, but not essential to, the completeness of a book such as a list of references, statistical tables, or explanatory matter."
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Gosh, a simple Google search finds the definition, boy Slashdot has really dumbed down.
When you are a nomad who depends on a digesting every nutrient you manage to get, gut-bacteria can mean the difference between life and death.
sincerely, E.Coli
Please don't read this and think that you or your loved ones should avoid an appendectomy if you need one. Nearly all appendectomies are performed on painfully sick people who are facing certain, slow, painful death without an appendectomy.
So in other words, never.
My stress-induced digestive issues have resulted in an almost total lack of digestive flora. Have you ever tried to pass food that is only partly broken down? It is NOT fun. I challenge you to live a life where you are entirely dependent on enzyme-rich foods like kefir to only have to spend 3 hours in the bathroom, instead of all day. We'll see how much you don't need them.
I have often wondered about something like this. When I was young I had no food, stomach or digestive problems or symptoms at all. I had my appendix out at age 14. Then in my mid twenties I developed all sorts of digestive problems. I'm Lactose intolerant though nobody else in my family is at all (all of english/scottish/german descent). Many foods cause a good deal of stomach tension and discomfort. Yeah go ahead, chalk it up to stress. I've got a job that promises a fantastic pension, I get four months a year off, I dictate my own hours, I'm essentially my own boss and in another eight months, most likely, I cannot be fired, ever (tenure). On top of all of that I have absolutely no debt of any kind and I can save almost half my pay check. Throw in a young blond girlfriend who's cool with letting me do my own thing. Life is good. Yet the stomach is not. So I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that what these researchers are proposing is true and that the removal of my appendix is somehow hampering my gut from obtaining a good state.
Basically, I'm inclined to listen to what these researchers have to say. I'm a doctor but of the PhD variety. When I'm formally introduced people naturally go "What kind?" and when I say "I specialize in robotics" they're reaction is usually "Oh... not a real doctor." But philosophers were getting answers right and following sound scientific principles and methods for thousands of years while the "real" doctors were using leaches and releases humours. (though I admit the greeks are also to blame for that.)
My point of that is not that M.D.s are bad, or stupid. It's just that medical science is still in its infancy. Ignorant reasoning and religious oppression stunted its growth while mathematics, physics, chemistry etc. grew or thrived. While the physical sciences enjoyed research and growth from about 400 to 2000 years ago (depending on how much you count growth during the dark ages) the medical professional has really only been getting it right for about 100 years and the majority of that understanding has come about in the last forty years. But we still have very little understanding of the brain, the pancrease, tissue differentiation, muscular diseases, etc.
Now that M.D.s are on the right I'm keen to see how fast we progress and all of the wonderful discoveries that we will see on our lifetime.
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I suspect the author of the paper is a bible thumper with an ax to grind.
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Does everything have to have a purpose? That's far too deterministic a philosophy for my tastes. Maybe the appendix doesn't have a purpose, is not part of a plan, has nothing whatsoever to do with survival of the fittest. Maybe it's just a quirk of intestinal development. Maybe its benign enough that there was no reason [sic] to cull it from the gene pool.
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I have all kinds of digestive problems 20 years later, can I sue?
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Why get vaccinated when most other people do? Let some other sucker run this risk of getting sick form the vaccination but provides a buffer for you from the disease.
I don't get it. Why are they finally getting it? We idiots have been telling them this for ages and they just kept saying it's a useless little wiggly thing.
Did someone substitute their koolaid with iced tea or something? Are they off their meds? What happened?
me. --a by-product of public education
Confused my regular doctors no end. Luckily, both appendixes went bad at nearly the same time. The one on my left was found after they looked at the one on the right and decided it couldn't have caused all of the problems (high fever, hallucinations, etc). The surgeon saved them in a jar and asked if he could have them. Of course I let him, he had saved my life.
Something good to know, if you ever have a pain on the left side and someone tells you it can't be your appendix.
For fundamentalist christians, yes, it does. Creationism would be meaningless if their god created flaws.
Follow the money trail of studies finding purposes for useless vestiges, and you'll quickly conclude that this usually is pseudo-science, seeking to prove a spiritual opinion with biased "research".
It would surprise me very much if the drivers for this "study" didn't turn out to be christians.
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And here I thought it was going to be a discussion on books or something...
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Considering how many bacteriological critters we have living in our guts, and how many of them (much like the appendix) can actually kill us if any of them go extremely off balance. Appendicitis can be considered as a microcosmic effect on the same scale. So perhaps at worst, what it really amounts to, is an appendix blockage? Therefore, the probabke way to cure appendicitis is perhaps similar to an angioplasty? Hell, an angioplasty balloon being fed up one's ass in a general anaethetically numbed non surgical procedure is probably preferable to many, if not all surgery fearing people.
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But haven't they know this about the appendix for like 10-20 years? There used to be a lot of 'vestigial' organs that no one knew what they did; now, not so many. This seems like old news, to me...
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The purpose of the appendix is to provide job security and a steady income for surgeons. That's why God put it there. God loves doctors. What did you think it was there for?
Why is parent modded troll? This is a factual, researched statement.
I've heard (from an experienced RN, for whatever that's worth) that if your natural flora are all killed off for some reason (e.g., aggressive medical treatments such as chemo), one way to facilitate the return of your gastrointestinal tract to normal is to eat a cup of yogurt.
Of course, yogurt does not contain all of the types of bacteria that your digestive system normally has in it. For instance, the lower intestinal tract normally contains escherichia coli, but grocery stores probably wouldn't be selling yogurt if it contained e. coli. Perhaps the e. coli are preserved in the appendix? Or in small numbers throughout the colon? An interesting question.
I'd be interested in seeing research on which types of gut flora you need _specifically_ (as in, other types can't do their job for them in their absense), and how each of those types gets restored after an eradication incident.
Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
How can there be a "purpose" for an organ if there is no creator of the organ (or the human in which it is installed)? Drink up, you cock-smoking arrogant atheist gasbags?
He mentioned george bush in his post. Doesn't have much to do with this story...
Am I the only one who thought it was talking about those last sections in many scientific papers where the authors mathematically prove their results, add supporting data, etc?
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heh, and here I was about to say that here was where the evolutionists would start hemming and hawing about how they've been using the appendix as proof,
Please reference an "evolutionist" citing the appendix as "proof" of the theory of evolution.
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Richard Dawkins probably won't be too happy with this information. Dawkins has contended that the human appendix was an example of "unintelligent design". Perhaps he needs to rethink that theory.
As dmadole said, the issue is bacterial vs. human cell size. Generally, people have about 1-2% of their body weight consisting of bacteria -- on the order of about a kilogram of them -- but the number of bacteria in there is about the same to maybe 5-10 times the number of cells in the person's body. Estimates for how many cells people have range from 3-50 trillion; estimates for how many bacteria the average person has are in the same general range, running up to 100 trillion. (Ew.)
Many bacteria aren't even floating around, but live their entire lives within cells: most of the mycobacterial diseases (leprosy, chlamydia, some types of pneumonia) have bacterial cell lives that are necessarily contained within the cells for their whole lives, with hundreds or thousands of bacteria in a single cell. The ultimate expression of this might be mitochondria, which look a lot like bacteria that have been retained in cells for over a billion years and are now necessary for cellular survival. Part of the reason that there's a difference between white and dark meat in birds is that the brown meat has so many mitochondria per cell they change the color.
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