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Churches Use Halo To Spread the Word, Raise Eyebrows

The New York Times has a lengthy look at an unorthodox way to spread the religious word: Halo 3 multiplayer matches. Churches across the country have adopted 'Halo Nights' as a way to get kids together in religious centers and church basements. "The alliance of popular culture and evangelism is challenging churches much as bingo games did in the 1960s. And the question fits into a rich debate about how far churches should go to reach young people. Far from being defensive, church leaders who support Halo -- despite its "thou shalt kill" credo -- celebrate it as a modern and sometimes singularly effective tool. It is crucial, they say, to reach the elusive audience of boys and young men." Just the same, the use of the game is raising concerns among some onlookers. GamePolitics reports that many faith communities are heavily debating the issue.

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  1. Fight the false prophet by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Halo3 you are fighting against what could easily be called a 'False Prophet'. Sounds like good justification for a Christian church.

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    1. Re:Fight the false prophet by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not the fighting or violence they're worried about; Halo doesn't support geocentricity, and the futuristic setting flies in the face of predictions that the second coming will be any day now.

      By the way is it just me or is there something really wrong with trying to convert children? Why not wait until they're older and less easily seduced by things like video games before trying to convince them?

      Something about older men saying "come inside kids, let's play video games", when they're not actually interested in playing video games with the kids, seems wrong.

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    2. Re:Fight the false prophet by Herby+Sagues · · Score: 3, Funny

      The wrath of God almighty will fall upon you, and you will burn in hell for all the eternity for posting that!!! I know it because I read it in an old book.

    3. Re:Fight the false prophet by Osty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Halo3 you are fighting against what could easily be called a 'False Prophet'. Sounds like good justification for a Christian church.

      On the other hand, a large portion of the story is conflict between religious zealotry (the Prophets' Great Journey) and rational thinking (the "Great Journey" is really genocide). The Arbiter, an important character in the story, converts from "evil religion" to "good rationality" when he realizes what the Great Journey really is and what will happen if the Prophets succeed. If churches actually realized what was going on in the story, there's no way they would endorse the game. Good thing everybody is more focused on the violence than the anti-religion themes, then :). The only thing that could distract the churches better would be a boob.

    4. Re:Fight the false prophet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Converting Children" to a certain worldview happens anyway. Turn on a children's TV show and you'll typically see a good 'moral lesson' at the end (be honest, don't cheat, family is important, etc). We're usually are ok with these things because most of us agree with them.

      However, these 'moral lessons' aren't in a vacuum somewhere, they come from a philosophical belief system that you may or may not agree with (and the 'moral lessons' become less and less cut and dry as the target audience becomes older and older). So "conversion" comes not only from TV, but also from other kids, from teachers, religious institutions, and on, and on. What does all of that mean? It means that as a parent you will have to teach your children to deal with these ideas and not try to block out one source or another. Such a method will not work in reality.

      Heh, but I guess that means that *you* will have to be able to explain what you believe and why you believe it so that a little child could understand you. Up to the task? Welcome to parenthood.

  2. It must be said by UnderDark · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our bible thumping, n00b killing, overlords.

    1. Re:It must be said by rwven · · Score: 2, Informative

      Eh, halo nights at churches are far from new. They've been going on almost since the first halo was launched...

  3. Thou shalt not kill? by Aladrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think 'thou shalt not kill' ever refered to anything except humans. Otherwise, all the Christians that are eating meat will have some serious explaining to do.

    I think this is a good idea for the church... Get the kids used to being at the church, and interacting with their friends there, possibly even friends that they never get to see otherwise. It establishes it as a friendly place that they want to be, the kids have some supervision while they play, and everyone involved is happy.

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    1. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't think 'thou shalt not kill' ever refered to anything except humans. Otherwise, all the Christians that are eating meat will have some serious explaining to do. Modern Christians say its actually thou shalt not murder with legally sanction killing being permissible. So yes, even humans can be killed.
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    2. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, a vast body of Old Testament law related to commanding and regulating animal sacrifice; although you could offer grain, animals were clearly "better", and you'd better not be some cheapskate offering bread if you had plenty of livestock.

      These regulations also appear to be related to the post-Sinai period of Exodus, since they clearly assume a nomadic existence, so they can hardly be considered as contradicting the Ten Commandments (which in Jewish terms is pre-school stuff; God has a lot more to say about human conduct than things like "Thou shall not kill").

      The nature of these commandments is fascinating because there is no independent historical or archaeological corroboration of the Exodus story. Although it is most historically probable that these regulations were reconstructed at a date later than the Babylonian captivity, they have a certain verisimilitude. The difficulties posed by reconciling a fixed lifestyle with commandments assuming a nomadic existence seems to confirm that in their folk memory at least, the Israelites were nomads.

      In any case, anybody who cites Leviticus as proof that homosexuality or Wicca is an abomination will have a difficult time proving that they really consider the commandments of Leviticus binding.

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    3. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by toleraen · · Score: 2, Informative

      I guess I don't see the big deal about this...growing up in the late 80s/early 90s, every Wednesday night we brought in our Nintendos/Segas to church to play video games with other kids. They supplied pizza, soda, a couple TVs, and a good time was had by all.

      Granted stomping on turtles and shooting ducks might have been a little tamer than Halo, but it's still the same concept.

    4. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think 'thou shalt not kill' ever refered to anything except humans.


      Well... depends on who you ask. From Wikipedia

      Various translations exist of the sixth commandment; the Hebrew words are variously translated as "thou shalt not kill" or "thou shalt not murder". Older Protestant translations of the Bible, those based on the Vulgate and Roman Catholic translations usually render it "Thou shalt not kill", whereas Jewish and newer Protestant versions tend to use "You shall not murder". There is controversy as to which translation is more faithful, and both forms are quoted in support of ethical standpoints.


      The generally held view is that murder is probably the more accurate translation. The issue of whether or not it is possible to commit murder on an Elite aside, exceptions are made in many Christian teachings for war.

      And besides which, dude, it's a game. Nobody actually dies unless they're stupid and play continuously for three days.
    5. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by steveo777 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm pretty well aware of the likelihood that Moses did not pen the Pentateuch, it makes no sense that he could. And it also seems most likely that when it was 'found' it was penned after the captivity during the reconstruction of Babylon. But either way, I believe what it says is true. I think C.S. Lewis put it pretty well when he said, "No man who could write the Bible would, and no man who would write the Bible could." I haven't studied it to extensively but I do try to keep up with it.

      My question is what is your bridge to trying to justify homosexuality when it is called an abomination (Old and New Testament)? Far as wikka itself goes, I don't know enough about that, but I'm willing to bet that it falls under false gods and/or witch craft. Just my two cents.

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    6. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So now of course you'll say that those laws are wrong, and it really is murder in those cases. While I will I'll also call it murder when the US government does it as well ;) I'm not a Christian.
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    7. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Two points of contention. It is using the word "murder" in a MORAL and not only legal sense. Second, if it's the correct translation then it would also be correct to say that this is what the "original" Christians believed (Jews too obviously.)

    8. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by Ghubi · · Score: 2, Informative

      What would you call it then? Accurate translation maybe?

    9. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Modern Christians say its actually thou shalt not murder with legally sanction killing being permissible.


      Actually, the idea that the proper understanding of the sense of the commandment is a prohibition on murder (which doesn't necessary give unlimited sanction to any killing a government sanctions, either) and not all killing isn't some innovation that "modern Christians" invented; it was the general interpretation before Christ (its hardly as if ancient Israel viewed either war or capital punishment as forbidden), and also the dominant interpretation from the earliest Christianity.

      If anything, the "innovation" throughout the history of Christianity has been finding progressively broader classes of acts of killing that are considered within the prohibition of the commandment.
    10. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by MirthScout · · Score: 2, Interesting

      See http://net.bible.org/bible.php?book=Exo&chapter=20#n35 (scroll to 20:13) for a consensus of several linguists and Bible scolars of the best modern english translation from the original language of the Bible including translatior's notes (so you can see context and decide if you agree).

      Basically it says that murder (meaning unauthorised killing) is the closest word in modern english.

      So, in modern english: You shall not murder.

      Of course, we then get to argue forever on what authorize means who get's to do it.

    11. Re:Thou shalt not kill? by Danse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe the Bible supports the concept of man's laws now and God's judgement later. So killing people is ok as long as you pass a law first? Remind me not to vote for christians...
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  4. Halo? Eh. by morari · · Score: 4, Funny

    DooM would be in better line with the church's views.

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  5. Well, we haven't do that exactly... by GweeDo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At my church (church of about 100 in a town of 2000) we happily use video games and things like that to bring teens in. While we have never used M rated games, we do have Wii tournaments from time to time. It is a great way to give the kids something safe to do (in a town of 2000 there isn't much) and gets them comfortable with the Church and the Youth Leaders we have.

    In regards to Halo 3 though, I do know our Senior High Sunday School teacher used it as the basis for his lesson last week. He actually had me come up and give a brief overview of the story from Halo 1 and 2 to start things off ;)

    Churches do need to be careful to be "in the world, but not of it", but at the same time don't be afraid of using main stream culture and entertainment in new ways to both teach and to simply get people interested.

  6. Churches uses? by jnaujok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does Zonk have access to a grammar reference, or an editor's guide? Yeah, I'm sacrificing karma for this.

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  7. WWJF? by kjkeefe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who Would Jesus Frag?

    I'd love to go to one of these things, name my guy Jesus, and then berate anyone who frags me. "How dare you slay the son of god!?!?!?!?!"

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    1. Re:WWJF? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's a trick question, since God hates frags.

    2. Re:WWJF? by steveo777 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Been there, done that. :)

      My friends and I often have nights like this and a few have been church-sponsored. Halo, Mario Kart... whatever, as long as the game isn't too racy for the people holding the controllers (and the situation) then it's usually a non-issue. My pastor plays Halo on occasion. If he were against it, I'd still play because I know it's just fine with God. At the same time I'd respect the pastor's wishes and not bring it to the youth-oriented events. The article is just some guy trying to be a sensationalist. Blowing something out of proportion for a buck.

      PS. Some people might take it the wrong way, but when you've got Jesus, the 12 disciples, both Mary's and Lazarus running around a Halo multiplayer map, hilarity always ensues. We got the idea from the Penny Arcade (can't link, behind websence..).

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    3. Re:WWJF? by kyriosdelis · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's a trick question, since God hates frags. True...It took his son 3 days to respawn.
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    4. Re:WWJF? by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man that's a hell of a lag...

    5. Re:WWJF? by trongey · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...when you've got Jesus, the 12 disciples, both Mary's and Lazarus running around a Halo multiplayer map...

      I wouldn't want to play Jesus or Lazarus. They take like 3 days to respawn.
      Does one of the Marys attack with a bottle of oil?
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    6. Re:WWJF? by Torvaun · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know who Jesus would frag, but Judas was all about the TK. Look, it's even the right game.

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  8. Killing != Murder by tbcpp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's actually a common misconception that the Bible condemns killing. The misquoted verse from the 10 commandments was mis-translated in the KJV as "thou shalt not kill". Instead it should have been translated as "thou shalt not murder". The Bible (and God it's author) does not condemn killing in defence, punishment for a crime, or in wartime. What it does condemn is murder. So with this in mind Halo doesn't violate the 10 commandments at all.

    Yes, I'm a Christian, and yes I love playing Halo.

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    1. Re:Killing != Murder by Applekid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So with this in mind Halo doesn't violate the 10 commandments at all. Heh, and all this time I thought it was because it was just a game and not real. Silly me. :)
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    2. Re:Killing != Murder by Pojut · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Bible (and God it's author)
      I was under the impression that god DIDN'T write the bible...I mean, after all, if god was the author, why do bible's have copyright dates? Is god afraid of someone spreading the word illegally?

      The bible was written by man...just like the torah, just like the que'ran, just like every religious book. Written by men who thought the world was flat.
    3. Re:Killing != Murder by tbcpp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "No contradictions? Are you joking? Have you actually read the thing and thought about things?"

      Yes I have read it through. Some parts more times than I can count. And I have thought about some parts to the extent that I have them memorized. So, if you are interested in debating this logically , feel free to e-mail me at tbaldridge at gmail dot com. Otherwise, I have to ask if you are just spouting off what you have been told about the Bible without researching and studying it yourself.

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    4. Re:Killing != Murder by vertinox · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Bible (and God it's author) does not condemn killing in defence, punishment for a crime, or in wartime.

      Oddly enough the old testament seems to be advocating genocide. Shortly after Moses got the 10 commandments, god told Joshua to kill off everyone (including women and children) in cities who would not submit to the chosen people's rule.

      I'd also like to point out many early non-Catholic Christians actually viewed the old testament as evil and written by the hand of a demi-urge. However the Papacy would have none of that and had most of these people put to death over the course of several thousand years.

      Most notably were the Cathars and various other gnostic sects. If the Papacy had only the new testament to work with then they would have little to justify their wars of religion and garner support from newly converted pagans who wished to continue their warring ways.

      To be really fair, there is no mention of hell in the old testament and is actually only referred to as the physical location in the new testament in name (not the lake of fire in revelations which isn't referred to as directly as hell) which was pulled directly to Roman-pagan mythology hades as a form of underworld punishment rather then the concept of "separation of God".

      And if really want to get to be a historical stickler there is no ancient Greek word for "homosexual" which Leviticus refers too but rather the word means "soft" which could mean weak willed by context.

      At any rate, simply using the 10 commandments literally needs some context to the situation. You also have to remember there are plenty of other dietary and Jewish old testament laws that many people ignore which are just as important. I mean we still don't put people to death for working on the Sabbath (which according to Jewish law is Saturday by the way and not Sunday) nor do we sell our daughters into slavery.

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    5. Re:Killing != Murder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      One would think that if you've read the Bible several times, you might have noticed the contradiction right at the start, between Genesis 1 and 2. Gen 1 says that humans were created male and female on the 6th day, before God rested and after the animals of the earth(Gen 1:26-27); Gen 2 documents creation of first male human after God rested (Gen 2:5,7), then the creation of land animals (Gen 2:19), and finally the creation of female humans (Gen 2:21-22).

      At maximum, only one of these sequences is correct, and the fact that both exist makes me wonder exactly where inerrantists start reading from.


      (references: Vulgate and KJV; verse numbers are consistent)

    6. Re:Killing != Murder by tbcpp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's simple. Ever read a preface? You'll notice that Genesis describes the creation account several times. First it starts with a one verse overview, then a day by day account, and finally a generic overview of what he did when he created the earth. We do this all the time. Imagine I was writing a manual on how to build a computer. I could say:

      Here I will show you how you can build a computer.

      1) find a case. 2) put the motherboard in the case. 3) add a video card.....

      So now you see how to build a computer. The video comes from a card that is inserted into the motherboard. etc...

      There is no contradiction in what I just wrote. It's simply several ways of saying the same thing.

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    7. Re:Killing != Murder by Pojut · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://ask.yahoo.com/20050202.html

      Modern translations of the Bible have copyright dates. Nice christian tone you have there, by the way.

  9. Playing against Jesus would be boring by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, it would be awesome at first, gibbing the Son of God. He'll keep turning the other cheek, keep getting fragged, keep resurrecting. Eventually it'll become boring and I'd grow tired of it. He wins by default.

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    1. Re:Playing against Jesus would be boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The three-day respawn interval would be annoying, though.

    2. Re:Playing against Jesus would be boring by sqldr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Forget transubstantiation.. I got telefragged by Jesus!

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  10. Halo != Halo by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    They do realize that "Halo" may not mean the same thing that they're used to, don't they?

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  11. Halo != Killing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Halo is just a game. You can only kill people in the real world.

    Halo is no different than playing cops and robbers or cowboys and indians.

    Most of the indignation is from people who would bristle at Jack Thompson calling a video game a murder simulator, but since this is about a church, they are more than willing to join his side intellectually if it lets them scream hypocrisy

  12. Spending priorities? by kjkeefe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've always wondered how churches like that can rationalize spending money on a 20 foot screen with a nice projector and 18" subwoofer when that money could be applied to more useful pursuits such as helping the poor. Every time I drive past a church that is building a new multi-million dollar extension with fine architecture on expensive land I wonder the same thing. Why not give that money to single mothers trying to keep their families above water or drug rehabilitation programs or education programs for ex-convicts?

    If you sit back and think of the dollars tied up in religious infrastructure, it is absolutely astounding. Ask yourself, if you combine the equity of all religious property within a 2 mile radius of your house, how much do you get? I know for me, I would estimate it at around 2 million...

    I guess my first mistake was wondering how churches can _rationalize_ anything...

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    1. Re:Spending priorities? by Applekid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've always wondered how churches like that can rationalize spending money on a 20 foot screen with a nice projector and 18" subwoofer when that money could be applied to more useful pursuits such as helping the poor. Easy. Those are internal investments aimed at increasing the size of the congregation, and in turn, increasing the pot of donations.

      A small humble 4 room chapel can be used for religious ceremonies, sure, but how many people could be packed in? How many would be inspired by the visage and get that whole religious experience thing? Not many and I should know: I vote at one and even though voter turnout is really low in the U.S. it completely overwhelms the facilities there.

      Now, look at a church. Imposing and beautiful (regardless of how someone feels about religion in general you have to admit chuches are impressive structures by design). Can see it for at least a few blocks as a monument in the neighborhood. Can put lots of people inside it. Its organ bellows and light colored by stained glass open hearts and minds... and wallets, too. Hell, having a beautiful church means now you can do wedding ceremonies and require large donations for the privilage.

      Attractions for the youth help distance some from distractions away from the church. Investment in the youth = an investment in the adult [money-making] congregation.

      The problem then becomes that the people in charge forget about those single mothers or the poor or the community at large and become centrally focused on their own growth and impact and pull. They wanna pack those seats and now they're not much better than concert promoters. Their greed overwhelms their mission and they lose sight. It takes complete dedication to the cause to not get snookered in.

      Continue the cycle and you get TV Evangelists and that makes baby Jesus cry.
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    2. Re:Spending priorities? by mikearthur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Churches give substantial amounts of their money to charity. My previous church gave at least 10% of all the money they got in (revenue, not profit) to charities. When you factor the running costs of the church this is not an unsubstantial amount.

      As for why they spend money on things like projectors rather than dedicating all that money to the poor: rightly or wrongly they place the value of your soul over the value of your life. That may not appear to make a lot of sense but this is why outreach and evangelism is still seen as an equal or (in some churches) superior priority to simply giving the money away.

    3. Re:Spending priorities? by Empiric · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Morality or helping the poor is only a facade/marketing trick.

      As opposed to you seeking Slashdot karma by just simply outright lying.

      Firstly, how about scoping this--does this apply to martyrs as well, or just a particular subset you have in mind? You know, beyond the absurd universal you have to express, even though you yourself know it's false as you say it.

      Secondly, I'd like to compare hard numbers between churches' charitable giving, corporations, and you personally. The first two I can get--and relatively speaking, churches compare positively. As for the last, I suppose we'll have wait on that--unless you care to volunteer it.

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    4. Re:Spending priorities? by dwpro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      lovebyte said institutions, not individual members, so easy on the liar label.

      Also, unless lovebyte is wandering around trying to gather tithes I don't see how his individual giving matters. Once again, he's talking about institutions that are stewards of money given for a greater purpose. Or given out of guilt, but at the very least they are non-profit entities with a responsibility to the public.

      Speaking about absurd, how about you not compare an individual's giving to the church (or corporations, a hilarious comparison if you're looking for some sort of moral high ground,) and I'll not compare the horrors the church has inflicted in the past to lovebyte's abrasive comment.

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  13. Gives new meaning... by downix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Praise the lord and pass the ammunition

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  14. Games are an excellent outreach tool for youth by halivar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Although I prefer D&D to Halo, myself.

  15. one other thought, hollywoodizing religion by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd consider myself an agnostic at this point: I can't say whether there is a higher power or not, it's not a question that can be answered by science. But I trust science more than I trust the unfounded rantings of Jewish nomads from four thousand years ago.

    I grew up in a religious household and was exposed to all the evangelism arguments. The ones that disgusted me the most were the appeals to personal vanity and greed, the pitch made heaven sound like a multi-level marketing scheme. Religion is supposed to be about choosing to do right for yourself and others, it isn't supposed to be a "me" thing, but it's sold like BMW's and laundry detergent. Christ said "For where two or three are gathered together unto my name, there am I in the midst of them." You don't need a megachurch for that. But you look at the modern evangelical movement, you've got these huge fucking worshiptadiums and it's like a rock concert. I think traditional services are boring as hell but the rock concert approach is attracting people for the bling rather than any message of self-improvement. How many people would remain if all that bling and largess went away?

    If churches want to talk about a lack of relevance, they have to reevaluate the values they teach. In the church I grew up in, we went through three youth ministers: one was caught in a sleeping bag with an underage girl, the next one was caught boffing a married church elder and later killed herself, and the third came down with a case of the gays. Now God presumably made him that way and yet he had to leave the church because he was a flawed human being given over to the weakness of the flesh. Divorce rates are higher for Christians than society on average, in part I think because sex and cohabitation are no-no's. How do you even know if you're a good match for the other person if that stuff is left until after the knot is tied? How many people are rushing to get married just to make it "legal" with God, thinking with the gonads instead of the brain?

    I think the real issue is that church morality is backwards and irrelevant in a modern society and these people who think they have the monopoly on morality seem to be caught doing the worst shit that religious and nonreligious alike can agree on as immoral: drug abuse, child molestation, embezzlement, nepotism, supporting GOP candidates, etc. So what's the difference between a sinning churchman and the average sinner on the street, one is supposed to know better but does it anyway?

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    1. Re:one other thought, hollywoodizing religion by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      As someone who has lived both a religious and nonreligious life (although moving in the opposite direction you have), I agree with your basic point - my basic concepts of right and wrong have not changed, and I certainly don't feel that a religious life is the only proper way to live. It works for me.

      The important thing, as in so many things, is to be careful about who you lump together. I have a friend who is a rabbi (he doesn't have a pulpit, he's a headmaster at a jewish school.) He says that when he travels, and his seatmate finds out he's a rabbi, he inevitably gets a long story about the persons awful rabbi growing up, or their terrible hebrew school experience, or other disappointments with their jewish experience. The thing is, this guys is the epitome of tolerance, cheerfulness, and thoughtfulness. He takes it all in good humor, but I think is saddened to see people rejecting a religious life because of their bad childhood experiences, without realizing that there are other ways to do it.

      I don't know much about christian communities, and it sounds like you've seen a huge lack of humility, and a huge amount of hypocrisy. Religion isn't a cure all for bad behavior. At it's best, it provides a few guideposts for seeing where the pitfalls of being human are, and some clues as to how to approach them. At it's worst... well, there have been horrors visited on the world by the religious and nonreligious alike.

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    2. Re:one other thought, hollywoodizing religion by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say that you trust science over the "rantings of Jewish nomads". The term "science" is used in a couple of different ways in modern language. First we have the "scientific method" of hypothesis, testing, and observation. To my knowledge, this kind of science does not contradict the Bible. Ok, here's one: according to the Bible, the rainbow is a sign of God's covenant with man that he will not destroy the world in a another great big flood. As we are led to understand, light did not refract prismatically before the flood, only after. Here's another one: snakes did not crawl on their bellies before the fall of man, that was a punishment by God. So snakes presumably bounced around on their tails coiled like springs as evinced in the Gospel of Qbert. We are told that Adam and Eve were the parents of all mankind, when Cain killed Abel he went to live in a foreign land, God giving him a special mark so those people would know not to kill him. What other people, there's only three people on the entire planet at this time! The Bible also talks of the pillars of the Earth, the four corners of the world, the biblical value of pi is 3.0, etc etc. These are all logical misunderstandings for a book written by people ignorant of these facts but it does not speak so well as to the book being of divine origin. More examples are available here: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/science/long.html

      The other understanding of science is the great realm of theory that cannot be proved or disproved. For example, the theory of evolution has been circulated for over 100 years; however we have yet to find an example of one species evolving into another unique and separate species. (I am assuming the definition of species as a group of animals whose members can interbreed.) We have yet to uncover an in-between animal form in our various diggings around the world. And, yes, this means that Creation is on equally theoretical footing due to the fact that it also cannot be observed or recorded by modern man. I am not saying that science is a bad guide; indeed, science properly understood is a great boon to our lives. However, science improperly understood or misused can result in a very narrow understanding of the world, no matter which side you choose to follow. Proof of transitional fossils that provide much support for evolution: http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-transitional.html

      Some of the best evidence is coming from DNA analysis, some truly mind-breaking stuff.

      Science cannot speak of the existence or nonexistence of your god or gods but your religion cannot speak to the veracity of evolutionary science. If you want to get into that debate, you're going to have to debate it from a scientific, not religious, point of view.

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  16. Re:GAME NIGHT! by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah right, because seeing some naked boobies is way worse than seeing a person get tortured and beaten in excruciatingly graphic bloody detail?

    That is nonsensical on so many levels. Christianity makes my brain hurt.

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  17. Re:Wrong translation by jdgeorge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is not "thou shalt not kill," it is "you shall not murder." Read the NIV, which is a superior translation to the KJV.

    Hmmm.... I would be cautious about making such value statements.

    Why would one assert that the NIV is a "superiour" translation? The King James Version was the dominant guide to Christian thought for English speaking people for more than 300 years. It would be curious to argue that the people who adhered to the guidance in the King James version were not (and are not) "inferiour" Christians to those who now use the New International Version which has only existed for (almost) the past 30 years. Given the short history of this new translation, its value, for better of for worse, is yet to be proven.

  18. Fighting Against Infidels In Halo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


    Sounds like a good idea for a mosque.

  19. Want to Reach the 12 - 24 Year Old Male Market? by aquatone282 · · Score: 2, Funny

    One word:

    Boobs.

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  20. Re:Wrong translation by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why would one assert that the NIV is a "superiour" translation? The King James Version was the dominant guide to Christian thought for English speaking people for more than 300 years. It would be curious to argue that the people who adhered to the guidance in the King James version were not (and are not) "inferiour" Christians to those who now use the New International Version which has only existed for (almost) the past 30 years. Given the short history of this new translation, its value, for better of for worse, is yet to be proven. I'd argue there's a case for judging whether something is a "superior" translation strictly on the basis of the quality of source materials available for the translator to work with (more direct translation vs a translation of a translation of a ...) and better understanding of the nuances of ancient language that are made possible by more recent academic research. I'd say this is fairly independent of how the book was received as a religious text. It doesn't necessarily mean that the people who used that translation were inferior Christians but it may mean the texts they were using corresponded less closely to the older versions in ancient languages.

    Whether the quality of the translation in terms of closeness to the original actually matters to the KJV as a holy book will doubtless be debated. I have friends who are convinced that the KJV is the one correct translation and I imagine they believe this on the basis of the content and on the basis of how they've been taught to interpret it - independently of what translators may describe as being technically the best. I'd say that it rather depends whether you believe you should follow the original texts as best understood academically, or whether you believe in a specific interpretation of the texts which you may feel to be superior spiritually somehow.

    Personally I think it's very important to realise that all translations are likely imperfect, but that alternative translations could offer valuable insights into the subject matter and the process of how modern versions were arrived at.
  21. Re:Wrong translation by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why would one assert that the NIV is a "superiour" translation?

    Consider KJV:

    1. We know more about Biblical culture now than anyone did in 1611, which affects translation.
    2. We know more about Biblical language now than anyone did in 1611, which obviously affects translation.
    3. Modern translations take into account hundreds of additional material sources that were not available in 1611, not the least of which are the Dead Sea Scrolls which account for very increased understanding of both 1 and 2.
    4. The KJV New Testament was based in large part on the Latin Textus Receptus which meant a) it's a translation of a translation and b) the TR itself was rushed to beat other Greek texts and had hundreds of errors (many of which were corrected by the 3rd edition used for the KJV, but still, consider the source.)
    5.. The KJV translation was extremely controversial at the time by the Roman Catholic Church, who would make the very same arguments about the KJV that you are making about the NIV right now. By the standards for controversy it was judged against, the KJV could still be argued to be a bad translation.
    6. English has changed since 1611.

    I'm not saying NIV it IS better, I'm saying why anyone would assert it's status as a superior translation, as you asked. No one was saying that Christians using the KJV were inferior Christians, but I think a case could be made for Bible translation affecting that. Consider if the (mis)translation said something like "Thou SHALL kill."

    Note: I am not an expert on ANY of this.

  22. Re:Halo is nothing compared to the Bible by WgT2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are plenty of examples of God showing himself to be love in the Old Testament and at least one example of God being a decisive judge on the wickedness of a man (and his wife)... Not to mention all that goes down in the book of Revelation.

    The more you study the whole Bible, the more you recognize its unity.

  23. Well, that's an interesting question. by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Modern Christians say its actually thou shalt not murder with legally sanction killing being permissible. So yes, even humans can be killed.

    While there's no question that God asked the Israelites to kill in His name repeatedly in the Old Testament and to punish certain crimes with death, it's an open question whether or not Jesus tightened the prohibition against killing with his commandments to "turn the other cheek" when one is wronged and to "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" when it comes to punishment of crimes.

    It is quite reasonably arguable that even killing in self-defense is no longer allowed given the New Testaments focus on forgiveness and self-sacrifice, though few religious scholars would go that far. Gandhi, who was not a Christian, was one of the very few who did argue this -- even going so far as to say that England should not try to defend itself against the Nazis.

    It's doubtful, though, that Christianity could've survived to be what it has become today if Constantine hadn't co-opted it into a warrior's creed.

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  24. Halo 3 by VanHalensing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We've done things like this with churches I've worked with in the past. I have no problem with it. They aren't killing real people, I don't buy that video games make people violent. On the contrary, I think it helps let out anger and other emotions, not to mention the game is just plain fun. That's why it makes me so sad they took dodgeball out of schools, now all kids have are things like video games for outlet.

  25. Obligatory... by that+IT+girl · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, verses 16-20.

    Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

    -- "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

    Any such thing as a holy PLASMA grenade? :D

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  26. Re:Halo is nothing compared to the Bible by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see where it says rape the women, it says keep. Please show me a passage that says that, where it tells the men to actually force the women into sex.

    -Ed

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  27. Re:Wrong translation by GooberToo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We know more about Biblical culture now than anyone did in 1611, which affects translation.

    This gets moderated troll every time I post it. It is obvious the people moderating are both scared of the truth and have no idea what troll means. Regardless, I'll post again. Surely some will find probable truth interesting rather than be frightened of it.

    Based on your comment, this becomes relevant. It is widely believed one of the worst translation errors occurs is that of Noha's Ark. The original translation means the world flooded, which we all know is impossible. It is now believed the proper translation means the entire valley or region flooded, not the world. Meaning, the flood should be regarded as a regional flood of epic proportions but not one of global scale. This change in scope also allows for the animals which would otherwise not been able to fit in the ark to suddenly fit as the variety is drastically reduced. In other words, things suddenly make sense and become believable; assuming one's faith is still in order. To boot, archaeological evidence has been gathered which supports this as the proper translation, based on some assumptions and details provided by the Bible.

    People need to keep in mind that back then, "the world" actually meant the region and that there was, in fact, no word which literally meant "the world" as we know it today. The reason being, for most everyone, the entire world was made up of everything in that region and perhaps that of the surrounding regions, if one were well traveled, which was exceedingly rare.

    So for a translation to mean "the world" as we understand today it places meaning on it which simply did not exist back when the word was recorded.

  28. Headshot for Jesus! by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2, Funny

    I cast you <slap!> OUT demons! Along with your brains!

    A deep, rumbling voice echoes from the dark sky: "HuMiLiAtIoN!"

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  29. Re:Halo is nothing compared to the Bible by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What kind of God approves of murder, rape, and slavery?

    What kind of idiot thinks they could understand the mind of an omnipotent, omnipresent being?

    Not saying I condone those actions, just saying you are retarded for thinking you understand the reasoning of God--in much the same way my 1-year-old doesn't understand *why* I don't want him to stick his finger in the light socket--just that I don't want him to do it.

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  30. Re:Sinful thoughts are still sins, so..... by Some_Llama · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but when i'm playing a game i don't want the "person" dead.. just the on screen representation of their actions in the game world. their "avatar" or whatever.

    Except for cheaters.

  31. Re:child abuse by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We keep them away from sex until way beyond when they're physically ready for it, but we have no problem with them being indoctrinated in a religious faith long before they understand that some things their parents or other authority figures tell them might not be entirely the truth.

    In other news, some people raise their children to believe that liquor (is|is not) good to drink, that meat (is|is not) OK to eat, that (conservatives|liberals) are smarter, and that (European|Asian|African) lineage is something to be proud of. None of those are objectively true but may have long-term ramifications on the child's social behavior. None of those are remotely considered child abuse, except possibly by people who are strongly in favor of the opposite position.

    Don't cheapen real problems by equating random personal decisions with them. Punching your daughter in the mouth or burning your son with cigarette butts is child abuse. Raising them in the religious tradition you believe is necessary for them to enjoy a happy life (and afterward) is not.

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  32. Doesn't this make churches IRRELEVANT? by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I keep seeing people in this debate arguing that this is a chance for churches to be "relevant". In fact, that seems to be the entire argument for those who say that Halo 3 should be in churches. They argue that it is needed to be "relevant".

    Really, though, doesn't following this course of action make churches irrelevant? It seems to me that it does. I mean, what exactly are they providing here? Kids aren't showing up for the sermons, they are showing up for Halo 3 and the entertainment. Halo 3 parties, entertainment, and socializing are something you can get just about anywhere else. You can easilly find halo tournaments, free pizza, etc in a college dorm, for example. This raises the question: if you can get this sort of entertainment with or without the church, then why is the church needed? What is it bringing to the table? Since we can get the entertainment and social time with or without the church, then having the church is irrelevant . It's existence no longer matters, because things will stay the same with or without it.

    Now don't misunderstand me, I'm not trying to make the claim that all churches are irrelevant. If a church can make the case to a person that they are a sinner, and that the Jesus that they serve can forgive sins, then they have become relevant to that person's life. Once a person believes they are a sinner, finding forgiveness of sins will be very relevant to them. The church can then bring things to the table that you can't find anywhere else. That makes the church relevant , because without them things will be different.

    And this is why I find the argument that churches "need" to bring Halo in to stay "relevant" ridiculous. If your main focus is trying to provide entertainment and a social club just to lure more people in and boost attendance (and that is what many churches these days are about and how they measure success), you will become unecessary, irrelevant, and discarded. Those teens you can lure to a Halo tournament will come today, but just as soon as they can graduate, get jobs and buy their own big screen TV they will be gone. You won't ever make yourself relevant by providing Halo. Only churches that focus on their core message rather than socializing are going to be able to bring something to the table that no one else can. Only that will make them relevant to people. I'm not saying a church can't have social groups or even play video games. Those things can be great. But giving up some of the core beliefs, such as the belief that taking pleasure in violence is bad, is not going to make a church more relevent. It will in fact do the opposite, and make that church disposable.

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  33. Hey Jack Thompson by subl33t · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time to start suing Christian churches. Good luck with that, seriously.

  34. Doom was OK with some ministers by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Regarding that logic, why not doom? Destroying demons seems a fairly wholesome activity!

    Actually, I knew a minister that didn't mind doom. It was only when the violence was direct towards humans, as in Grand Theft Auto type games, that there was a problem. One exception, shooting Nazis was OK, of course nearly all churches supported that in real life.

  35. Re:Halo is nothing compared to the Bible by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What kind of idiot thinks they could understand the mind of an omnipotent, omnipresent being?
    The kind of idiots that start and propagate religions.
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  36. Sci Fi not in conflict with Christianity by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 5, Informative

    the futuristic setting flies in the face of predictions that the second coming will be any day now

    I am no biblical scholar, but I am pretty sure that the bible is pretty clear that no one will know when the second coming will occur. Hard science fiction is perfectly compatible with religion. As is hard science, heck, the Vatican operates a major observatory. Research highlights include:
    Dark Matter and Energy in the Cosmos
    The Acceleration of the Universe
    Quasars
    Globular Clusters
    http://clavius.as.arizona.edu/vo/R1024/Research.html

  37. Thou shalt not kill? except.... by gnuman99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And how about explaining the Crusades? Oh, I guess they were not humans at the time.

    The support for military? The support for the death penalty? The support for these two comes directly from the so called religious crowd. Oh, but as long as they protest the abortion thing, I guess that makes it all better. They are not much different from the jihadists or other religious fanatics.

    "Thou shalt not kill except for enemies of God and you can choose who is my enemy" - that seems to be how things are these days in both "devout christian" and "devout muslim" crowds while both proclaiming "peaceful religion". More people died in religious wars as percentage of population than any other wars in the history of this planet.

    I guess the mod points here will depend who gets to read the message. I hope they don't declare some holy war or send a sniper my way. Sorry about the rant, but churches and religions are as much about "Thou shalt not kill" as much as it suits their goals. If their goals have any conflict with it, they have a very easy way around the so called "god's rules".

    1. Re:Thou shalt not kill? except.... by demachina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "More people died in religious wars as percentage of population than any other wars in the history of this planet."

      That's kind of a grand statement, do you have any actual data to back it up?

      The Civil War killed more American than any other in its history. You could maybe claim the bible thumping Northern Abolitionists were responsible for it but its a stretch.

      Spanish American war... no real religious angle there other than American protests were maybe not so fond of Spanish Catholics, it was mostly yellow journalism from the Hearst newspaper empire and the unbridled American Imperialism seeking to add Cuba and the Philippines to the American portfolio at the expense of Spanish imperialism.

      Then of course you have the wars that killed more people than any wars in history. World War I was sparked by Serbian nationalists killing an heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, followed by a cascade of alliances pulling in one combatant after another. There wasn't really any good reason for it, it just happened, millions died, can't blame religion for it other than when religious con men cheered it on from the pulpit and helped sucker young men in to feeding themselves in to the meat grinder. That is one thing you can blame religion for, talking young men in to joining the military.

      Then there is World War II well again not really any religious angle there other than the Nazi's had some pretty...interesting...takes on religion. They certinaly did use religion as a tool for manipulating the masses but again it would be a stretch to call it a religious war. That is something else you can hang on religion, it really is an opiate for the masses, and is one of the more effective ways to manipulating large numbers of people in to thinking and do what you you want.

      Korea and Vietnam, purely economic idealogy and nationalist aspirations. In South Vietnam the puppets America propped up tending to be Catholic which was reviled by the Nationalist because it was the religion the French introduced during their brutal colonial occupation. It was almost entirely a war about nationalism and economics.

      It is probably fair to say that in the last couple centuries religion has been a factor in wars but there really haven't been all that many religious wars that I can think of. Northern Ireleand certainly had a big religious component, but Irish nationalist was just as important if not more so.

      It would probably be a better assertion that religion certainly has been used in a tool to promote and encourage wars, but at heart wars are just about one group or person seeking power and wealth at the expense of another.

      The single scariest thing I can think of linking religion and militarism is the extent to which the American military, especially the United States Air Force and the Air Force Academy, have been taken over by born again Christians. These are the people who run a nuclear arsenal big enough to actually creat an apocalypse. The U.S. military seems to think strong religious background might is desirable for people in this position of responsibility, I personally don't think people who subscribe to an apocryphal religion should be allowed anywhere near nuclear weapons.

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  38. first miracle by HalfOfOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is an odd thing for me to respond do, given I'm not fond of quoting scripture as a logical retort, but the following occurred to me:

    If I recall correctly, the first miracle that Jesus was said to perform was to make water into wine for a wedding party. A party. Let that sink in for a sec. He realized it was a celebration, and provided unnecessary yet enjoyable refreshment to those who were gathered. He didn't preach, and he didn't make a big show of it by standing on a table and waving his arms, he just made the wine and let the party go on. Some people figured out what happened, others just enjoyed the wine and partied on.

    Not all that different than maybe hooking up a LAN party, really.

  39. Re:Halo is nothing compared to the Bible by Tim+Browse · · Score: 3, Funny

    What kind of idiot thinks they could understand the mind of an omnipotent, omnipresent being?

    I could equally fairly ask, what kind of idiot thinks there is an omnipotent, omnipresent being?