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Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9

TJ_Phazerhacki writes "A new high tech weapon system demonstrated one of the prime concerns circling smarter and smarter methods of defense last week — an Oerlikon GDF-005 cannon went wildly out of control during live fire test exercises in South Africa, killing 9. Scarily enough, this is far from the first instance of a smart weapon 'turning' on its handlers. 'Electronics engineer and defence company CEO Richard Young says he can't believe the incident was purely a mechanical fault. He says his company, C2I2, in the mid 1990s, was involved in two air defence artillery upgrade programmes, dubbed Projects Catchy and Dart. During the shooting trials at Armscor's Alkantpan shooting range, "I personally saw a gun go out of control several times," Young says. "They made a temporary rig consisting of two steel poles on each side of the weapon, with a rope in between to keep the weapon from swinging. The weapon eventually knocked the pol[e]s down."' The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether."

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  1. ED-209 not available for comment by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9

    To be fair, it did give them 30 seconds to comply.

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    1. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

      I submitted the same story.

      Unfortunately, the editors may not have approved of my comments linking Bill Joy's "Cassandra" predictions of killer robots, with the pledge to remove the Roomba from my home - and idle speculation about the possible involvement of Windows XP in this incident...

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    2. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think I'm too old for this stuff. It seems like these days, if I mention to a younger software developer that even now Robocop is still one of the scariest films I've ever seen, they assume it's because of the ketchup effects.

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    3. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by suprcvic · · Score: 5, Funny

      The fact that anybody is joking about 9 people losing their lives sickens mean. Have you all truly lost touch with reality to the point that the loss of human life is completely lost on you? Seriously?

    4. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Skreems · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When you're talking about massive loss of life while testing armed robots that the military wants to turn loose on the world, sometimes humor is the only way to deal with reality.

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    5. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Detritus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If I stub my toe, it's a tragedy. If you get run over by a herd of elephants, it's funny.

      If you want really sick and twisted humor, try living in a war zone.

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    6. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Humour is one of the alternatives we have for dealing with catastrophe. It's better than denial, because it holds the option open of unloading the emotion in conversation. And I'd much prefer unloading to reloading (hmm...my interpretation of that may not be yours).

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    7. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by jlarocco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      150000 people die every day. That's almost 2 a second. I'm sure the family and friends of these 6 are heart broken, but for the 6.5 billion people who don't know them, it's not all that remarkable.

      The only thing unique about these 6 people is that they died in a somewhat amusing way. If you want to mourn, mourn for the other 149994 people who died today that you'll never hear about.

    8. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you think this is sick, you should hear what comes out of the mouths of soldiers in combat.

      It's called gallows humor, and it has been shown to be one of the most effective coping strategies when being involved with or witness to a traumatic situation that you have little control over.

      Oh... after looking through your history, I finally get it. It's sick and disgusting to you because it happened to soldiers, rather than soldiers slaying civilians with their arsenal. Gotcha.

    9. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by delong · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kind of like my response to Slashdotters objecting to an automated weapon designed to shoot down cruise missiles, which leave too little reaction time for human-controlled defenses to counter, which save lives of soldiers, airmen, and sailors from massive loss of life.

    10. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly, from reading the article it isn't clear that a software problem was even the cause of this disaster. It could have been some kind of mechanical gun jam.

      Any time you are dealing with big guns, fast motors, high-speed fire, large rounds, and explosive projectiles there is a risk of disaster if things go wrong. These things aren't toys. Even if the fire button was completely manual things could still go wrong.

      I recall reading an article about a magazine detonation in a battleship which went into all kinds of detail about all the things that could go wrong - and this was a fairly manual operation. It did involve lots of machinery (how else do you move around shells that weigh hundreds of pounds?), but it was all human operated.

      Assuming the system is well-designed the automation actually has great potential to LOWER risk. Humans make mistakes all the time. They're even more prone to making mistakes when a jet is incoming loaded with cluster bombs.

      Another thing to keep in mind is that peacetime training disasters always make the news with the military. However, the military has a fine line to walk - on one hand they want to be safe in their exercises, but on the other hand they want to be able to handle combat operations. A 30 minute single-shot firing procedure that allows for all kinds of safety checks sounds great in theory, but in wartime you'd lose more people to incoming fire than you'd ever save from gun explosions. Sure, you don't want to kill yourself, but if you're so ineffective that the enemy overruns you it is all for nothing. As a result we tolerate some friendly fire, accidents, etc.

      Like it or not robotic weapons WILL be the future of warfare. Sure, one country might elect not to develop them, but sooner or later somebody else will, and once they work out the bugs they'll be overrunning everybody else...

    11. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ghostunit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nope, unlike what tv may have taught you, people rarely, if ever, joke about something anything that affects and hurts them.

      Let's see you cracking a joke about the robot at the funeral if it was *your* son in the casket.

      Now, I don't see anything bad about us making jokes in this forum, since we aren't personally involved in the matter at all and can only feel sorry in an "abstract" kind of way (as in, accidents and human loss are sad but oh well I can't feel sad for *every* bad thing that happens in this world right?), and this won't be read by the affected people. But let's not go around pretending that we are "dealing" or "coping" with anything here. That's just hipocrisy.

    12. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by microTodd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This thread happens every single time some tragedy with loss of life is posted here on Slashdot. Some people find the humor, then others are "sickened" and "can't believe the heartlessness".

      The simple matter is, many, many people die every day. Many, many people are also born every day. You can't be personally upset over every life lost or you would spend all your time in overwhelming grief. And sometimes humor is the only alternative to what would otherwise be shock, anger, sadness, or fear.

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    13. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by lastchance_000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

    14. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Nazlfrag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if you'd grown up all your life in the despotic, decadent corporate dystopia depicted in Robocop like those young'uns did, you'd be fairly oblivious too.

    15. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
      people rarely, if ever, joke about something anything that affects and hurts them.

      Come to Australia then.

      I've been a volunteer ambulance officer for decades, and I've seen people keep their sense of humour in the most horrific circumstances.

      Went to a car rollover once. The driver had been seriously injured and trapped inside the inverted vehicle. He'd been there for almost an hour before anyone had found him (this was remote WA), and it took another half an hour to cut him out. We put him in the stretcher while the ambulance was reversing to us. As we moved towards the ambulance, he looked at the back wheel of his trashed car and said "Anyone got a shifter? I wouldn't mind adjusting the brakes now I can get to 'em easy."

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    16. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny

      XP? The reason your story wasn't approved is because you forgot to lay the blame on Windows Vista. Try harder next time.

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    17. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by epee1221 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope, unlike what tv may have taught you, people rarely, if ever, joke about something anything that affects and hurts them.
      I can't speak for GP, GGP, etc., but I didn't get that notion from watching TV. I got that notion from watching myself. Apparently, as defense mechanisms go, it's not all that bad.
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    18. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's unimaginable to me that we don't just imprison people who make or purchase firearms. Who wants to be shot? What else is a gun good for?

      I use my giant robot cannon for hunting, you insensitive clod.

    19. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Johnny5000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you're talking about massive loss of life while testing armed robots that the military wants to turn loose on the world, sometimes humor is the only way to deal with reality.

      Seriously.. this thing was built with the explicit purpose of raining death down on people.

      And lookee, it apparently did the job it was built to do....
      Only on people we've all decided "deserved" to keep their lives.

      Unlike the people this thing was *intended* to kill.

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    20. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Damarkus13 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That's complete bullshit.

      My father is a paramedic, and some of the jokes that circle the station after a particularly gruesome scene would probably make you vomit. These men aren't deranged, dark humor is a very real way to deal with tragic events. These men are psycologically evaluated from time to time and the psycologists never seem to have any problem with dark humor. One has gone so far as to tell my father it is a COMMON coping mechanism, especially when one is trying to remain abstracted from the trauma.

      I'm not saying they make these jokes at funerals (that's just called tact) or in the presense of civilians, but pull your head out of your ass and realize that laughter is a powerful healing tool.

    21. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ravenshrike · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously you haven't spent any real time with paramedics, ER Personnel, or ex-frontline combat soldiers. Gallows humor is a time-tested method of sanity retainment. Even though I am none of the above, I know that if I didn't laugh at all the stupid shit that goes on in the world I would have killed myself a long damned time ago. It's entirely too fucking depressing.

    22. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by plover · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's see you cracking a joke about the robot at the funeral if it was *your* son in the casket.
      I did. It was the only way I could react to my father's death. It's who I am. I hurt fiercely, I was crying hard, and when my mom and I stepped into her kitchen I had to say something, so I cracked a quiet joke. It broke the tension, and made us feel just a tiny bit normal.

      That's coping, using humor. It happens in real life.

      In this forum, however, nine South Africans are truly remote. They're about as far outside my monkey sphere as humans can get. You wanna joke about them? Fine by me. You want to complain about the jokers because you don't think people really deal with tragedy that way? You're quite wrong.

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    23. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think I'm too old for this stuff. It seems like these days, if I mention to a younger software developer that even now Robocop is still one of the scariest films I've ever seen, they assume it's because of the ketchup effects. Ever watch the special commentary on Hellraiser? They interview the original makeup guys and they're like "Yeah, we were trying to go for something really horrific with the Cenobites, something that would make you sit back and go 'Holy fucking Christ, what happened to these people?' Give you a real shock reaction." Then they cut to the body modification freaks. "So we saw this and thought yeah, this is something we want to do to ourselves." The makeup guys thought they were making a horror movie, not a fashion statement. Reminds me of the comment "Hey, neocons! 1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual!"
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    24. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Enlightenment · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It wasn't really for raining death down on people. It was an antiaircraft cannon, which is presumably used defensively against military aircraft.

    25. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by mgv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously you haven't spent any real time with paramedics, ER Personnel, or ex-frontline combat soldiers. Gallows humor is a time-tested method of sanity retainment. Even though I am none of the above, I know that if I didn't laugh at all the stupid shit that goes on in the world I would have killed myself a long damned time ago. It's entirely too fucking depressing.


      Yes, one of the most funny lines I ever heard was during a resusicitation of a sad young man who, having been discharged out of a psych ward for depression went straight to a train line, and jumped in front of the oncoming train.

      The train was a high speed one, and he succeeded in going through the windscreen and ending up with the train driver. Severe injuries to both arms and legs plus possible head and neck injuries, but actually it was a survivable set of injuries. In the end he lost both legs over this, so he really did have something extra to make him depressed after this.

      The train was moving so fast that it basically made it all the way down to the next train station before pulling to a stop.

      During the initial resuscitation everything was really intense. We couldn't even get a drip in him initially as both arms and legs were out of action, and his neck was in a collar.

      After about 30 minutes of really hard work stabilising him, one of the surgical consultants arrived, and the story thus far was told to them as they were looking in the resus bay.

      The surgeons immediate comment on hearing the story, without blinking, was:

      "So you mean he didn't get booked for travelling without a ticket?"

      It was the funniest thing I had heard that week, and absolutely everyone lost it.

      Strange as it may sound, it really helped the team spirit and we continued on to salvage what we could out of a bad situation.

      Michael
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    26. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does the robotic aspect make this any different from a fatal bridge collapse or a tire failure? IMHO it's the same.

    27. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Magnifique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where is that deep phsycological analysis of humanity coming from?

      I invite you to come to Israel and hear stand-up comedies about (among other things) the holocaust, suicide bombings and war.

      The fact that its "not politically correct" in the American World Picture as it is today does not make it true.

      If anything - The American TV dominance taught us the exact opposite - That one has to value "political correctness" above all else human emotion, will or need, even when that will or need is the normal, open and proper form of reaction.

    28. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by AJWM · · Score: 3, Informative

      Even if the fire button was completely manual things could still go wrong.

      Absolutely. I was on the range once when the guy a couple of spots over had the mechanism fail (never did find out if it was dirt or breakage) on his FN and it started firing full auto without his hand anywhere near the trigger. Fortunately he (and/or the sergeant that was on him almost immediately) had the presence of mind to keep it pointed downrange until it emptied.

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    29. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by shinmai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it certainly doesn't make these soldiers any less dead

      I think it's more important to note, that it doesn't make them more dead, or kill additional soldiers, either. And really, thousands of far more tragic deaths happen each day. There are children being molested all over the world as I write this. Sorry if I don't lose myself over some minor military casualties while developing more efficent ways to kill people.

      And like the Parent said, laughing does make the world a better place. When unfamiliar people find something commonly humorous, it really brings them together in a really strong way..

      Yeah, I'm an idealist hippie, shoot me (whith a robotic cannon).

    30. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by profplump · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it's totally different.

      You see, it's not just a structural failure of the support system for the (at least as far as reported) otherwise working gun, it's a structural failure of the support system for the otherwise working robotic gun. Apparently. I'll admit the difference doesn't seem important to me either, but all comments here have convinced me that adding the word "robot" to any story involving a mechanical failure is grounds for anti-technology panic.

      And remember, those doors at the supermarket aren't just automatic, they're... ROBOTIC. OH NOES!!1! THE SUPERMARKET DOORS COULD KILL SOMEONE IF THEIR SUPPORT TRACK FALL OFF THE WALL. WE MUST REMOVE ALL ROBOTS TO SAVE THE CHILDRENS.

    31. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by bentcd · · Score: 2, Funny

      once they work out the bugs they'll be overrunning everybody else I think it'll take a little more effort than just a few rounds of work-out at the local gym for mere bugs to be overrunning us. Now, if instead they could arrange for an automated gamma ray "accident" in army ant territory, /then/ we're talking . . .
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    32. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by fusion9290991 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm South African, and this story was all over the news for a couple of days. Seeing the people in the hospital with some of their limbs blown off wasn't a pleasant sight, but there's a consensus here that the whole thing went pear shaped because of inadequate training, and quite probably inadequate maintenance on the machinery.

      A bit of background:
      Since the government changed from white-run to black about 15 years ago, almost nothing has been done to keep our military equipment up to scratch. We went from having one of the best (sizewise) defence forces in the world to one that "loses" millions of dollars worth of equipment in war torn countries like the Congo and Sudan. And by equipment, I mean armoured cars, transport vehicles, artillery, grenades, millions of rounds of ammo, you name it. When called to account, the minister of defense (Mosiuoa "Terror" Lekota, I kid you not!) basically said that all armies lose equipment, and that he's not even going to bother looking into it. There's lots of things they won't look into these days. Even when our own health minister expounds on the value of garlic, lemon juice and beetroot as a cure for HIV, she's completely backed by all her cronies in the SA gvt. But I digress...

      In an effort to bring our defence force back up to scratch, a number of black former anti-apartheid "struggle heroes" got involved in buying about R40bn (about US$6.5bn) worth of materiel from overseas arms companies based in Sweden, Germany and others. Corruption and kickbacks were so rife at this point that even the Germans are still trying to untangle the South African side of things (our government doesn't believe in transparency when it looks like president Thabo Mbeki might be involved, and he was, which is why the investigations keep stalling). But to give you an idea, the SA government purchased some new corvettes for what passes for our Navy, which are too expensive to run. Last I heard they were sitting in dry dock, because it was going to be too expensive to maintain them if they actually put them in the water and used them for exercises. I'm not sure who we'd be defending ourselves against anyway, actually...

      More than to 40% of our military (which is about 90% black now) is infected with HIV, and half of them don't know which end of an automatic rifle is which. They lose or sell their weapons and ammunition to criminal syndicates which use them for cash-in-transit heists (there's at least 2 a day, they don't even make the papers any more unless the guards in the armoured cars died a more gruesome death than usual). They also use them in armed home invasions, where a group of 3-10 armed blacks will burst into a home, torture and rape and kill the homeowners and families (usually white) before making off with the family car and a few electrical goods. We have about 55 murders a day (conservative estimate, (think a tour bus full of people)), roughly 144 rapes a day, and about 880 burglaries a day in this country, all aided indirectly by incompetent military and police personnel. That may not sound like much, until you work it out, to about 50,000 people die. every. single. year. And those are just the ones reported. And it's getting worse. Have a look at what's going on in an average suburb in Pretoria (name sooned to be changed to "Tshwane", see below). http://search.news24.com/search?s=NWS&ref=NWS&q=Lynnwood&imageField.x=0&imageField.y=0/. This page covers just the last 3 months, more links at bottom.

      Many of you will nod your heads and go "yeah well, you deserve it after apartheid", but there's a couple of things you need to realise. 1. that most other countries that have at some stage practised (or still practise) some form of racial segregation. That doesn't make it right, but the only main difference between those countries and ours is that SA had an actual word for it. "Apartheid" basically means "separateness" in

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    33. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      (Should you disagree, go ahead and try to find something funny that doesn't inflict pain).

      My dog once farted so loudly when asleep that it scared itself awake.

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    34. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ghostcorps · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It really must be an Aussie thing. My mate is a cop, last month he had to tell a nun, that her wheelchair-bound brother had lost control down a hill and drowned in a duck pond.

      But when she asked how he died, he could barely hold a straight face so he told her to ask at the hospital.

      Later she saw him and said, "No wonder you couldn't tell me how he died". Seems, she nearly pissed herself laughing at the hospital. She also told him to practice more, he'd given himself away with a tiny lift at the corner of his mouth when she asked.

      Personally, I don't get what a period of mourning achieves. Losing someone leaves any empty place, but I wouldn't want anyone to waste a moment of their life mourning the loss of mine. Why is it that the west treats death as some kind of divine punishment, and the east tend to celebrate it?

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    35. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by buck-yar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would you rather be on the front lines of a war, or be controlling a robot that is?

    36. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I teach robotics (on a VERY basic) level to high school kids. I explain that there are some really peculiar people out there who watch movies like Terminator and think "Hey that's cool! I wanna build a killer robot" and who then spend their professional careers trying to build machines that will lower our position in the food chain. :( They just don't sense the danger. Just like those designing artificial brains, smart weapons, doomsday plagues, better nukes...... Yup. And I'm not even looking at it from a robot uprising perspective. Strong AI may or may not happen but I think it's going to be far, far off, like practical fusion power. But in the meantime, weak AI robotics is coming along nicely, predator drones and SWORDS robots, etc. Just look at the anti-democracy crackdown in Burma, that shows you the power of force when applied against the people. There were reports that some of the military units were wavering, having second thoughts about killing civilians and monks. An automated gun doesn't care. We've already got that level of distance with aerial bombing. We killed what was it, twenty civilians trying to take out Saddam the opening night of the war? We've got Marines on trial for deliberately raping and murdering civilians up close and personal but we gave medals to guys doing the indiscriminate killing from the air. We act like it's different, like accidentally killing dozens of people in an air attack is different from shooting them up close and personal. Wow, I'm sure their families will see that distinction exactly the same way we do. And when our cruise missiles go off-course and hit the wrong target, they're going to realize that's entirely different from when a suicide bomber does the same thing with two tons of explosive in a truck. "Sorry, my bad."

      Automated weapons are going to make the blood cost of war (to us) too low. We need casualties in the millions before our dumb monkey brains can figure out it's a bad idea, sometimes not even then.
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    37. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by eam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Picture my family sitting around the corpse of my grandfather. He didn't want a funeral or burial. He was going to be cremated. We were there to say good-bye. My father (his son) said, "Wouldn't you shit if he sat up and said 'April Fool!'" (it was April 1st). We all had a good laugh.

      My wife, an optometrist, dreamed of having her own practice. She has had her own practice for ten years and it remains a dismal failure. We are scratching and crawling out from under the debt we incurred, and eventually we'll reach the point where we'll be able to more or less survive. I'll never be able to retire. Neither will she. We won't be able to send our kids to college the way our parents sent us. Nevertheless, it is a constant source of humor. If we didn't joke about it, I think we would lose our minds.

      People *do* joke about the suffering and loss of their loved ones, they joke about having their own dreams crushed. So, when you say you don't think anyone does, you're wrong. Maybe not everyone. But people do, and it is valid. In fact, it is just as valid for someone not directly involved.

    38. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Denial93 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Huh? You mean on 9/11, 2.5% of fatalities worldwide were due to terrorism? And since then, terrorist deaths have practically flatlined, with rarely more than 0.01%, way behind pulmonary heart diseases, the flu, starvation, war, crime, work accidents, motorvehicle crashes and all sorts of other causes? You mean it doesn't make sense to throw terabucks into the War On Terror when relatively cheap nutrition programmes could save 27000 lives per day?

      What is this, a remaining pocket of common sense?

    39. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Dread_ed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair to history, the "cruise missile off course" problem is a nice trade off for "razing an entire city, raping, enslaving, or killing the entire polulation, stealing all the valuables, and toying with the captives by seeing who can skin one completely without letting a single drop of blood fall."

      Warfare, as recently as the second world war, was not limited by counting civilian casualties. And yet many of our refined and erudite citizens now take it as the norm, lamenting even one collateral kill. It is truly amazing the indoctrinal effects of "civilization;" sufficient even to erase the survival capabilities of hundreds of thousands of years of evolution in a few generations. Hopefully we never meet an enemy who has not learned to sublimate their instincts in the pursuit of some dubious higher morality.

      As for automated weapons kiling indiscriminately, I think they are just suffering from an acute self-actualization crisis.

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    40. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ozgood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every army that wants to be good needs to be a well oiled machine. Otherwise accidents like this happen regularly.

      The parents "racist beliefs" broken down were:

      The post apartheid government is black. True
      Corruption is running rampid in SA, which has a black government. True
      HIV is climbing faster than curruption. True
      SA is now dangerous. True
      SA government (which again happens to be black) spends money on needless things rather than helping the people. True

      The facts are that in the post apartheid era, things in South Africa are in fact worse. I dont think it's a black thing vs. a white thing, but when anybody points out these above facts they are called racist.

      Your issue shouldn't be with the parent being racist, it should be with your government being accountable to the above issues, whether the government happens to be black or white it doesnt matter.

      Sadly, most of Africa seems to be following this trend which is a shame.

    41. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by iago-vL · · Score: 2, Funny

      All may not be lost, they might post your story tomorrow!

  2. ED-209 by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scarily enough, this is far from the first instance of a smart weapon 'turning' on its handlers.

    I seem to recall seeing a documentary about this about 20 years ago. Ahh, here it is.

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  3. Finally by High+Hat · · Score: 5, Funny
    # kill -9

    ...for the real world!

  4. BSOD. literally by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    During the shooting trials at Armscor's Alkantpan shooting range, "I personally saw a gun go out of control several times," Young says.

    This gives new meaning to the phrase "Blue screen of death".

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    1. Re:BSOD. literally by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

      Blue on Blue screen of death.

  5. you're the godwinner by User+956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is everyone picking on and knocking down the Poles!?!?!?

    You know who else went around knocking down Poles... That's right.

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  6. Three Laws of Robotics by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Three Laws of Robotics:

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    "Asimov believed that his most enduring contributions would be his "Three Laws of Robotics" and the Foundation Series."Isaac Asimov article in Wikipedia.

    1. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes... did anyone even read the books before posting that? seriously, there are issues with those laws.

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    2. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not the least of which is, with current artificial intelligence, they're laughably unenforcable. In Asimov's books, you had this neat little "positronic brain" which was capable of resolving sensory inputs and determining things like "that is a human -->" (to say nothing of "I am harming it", especially through indirect causality.) They were even capable of coming up with ideas to avoid the "through inaction" clauses.

      Really, the stories weren't about robots, they were about people just like us, with a certain set of "must-follow" rules. Modern AI does not resemble this in the slightest.

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    3. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, I missed the end of that story. How did it turn out, again?

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    4. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by nuzak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I respect Asimov, but the three laws are pretty naive.

      All of the stories in I, Robot are about pointing out the flaws in the laws, actually. From what several bigger fans of Asimov than myself have told me, he wasn't really trying to make grand philosophical statements with them though; they were just story hooks he used for the purpose of spinning a good yarn.

      Interpreted seriously, the three laws are slavery.

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    5. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by rossifer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I respect Asimov, but the three laws are pretty naive.
      Well, sure.

      Asimov's three laws were meant to be a thought experiment in hubris and unintended consequences. They were sold (in the context of the stories) as the perfect control system for robots, and then there were always "problems" that the USR management couldn't understand and which Susan Calvin needed to figure out and fix.

      Asimov wasn't naive, but some of his characters were...

      Regards,
      Ross
    6. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      > trotted out and paraded any time there's a story even remotely involving death by robot

      Co-worker: Whoa. Dude. Read that guy's comment.
      Me: Whut?
      Co-worker: We now live in a society where "death by robot" is so commonplace that there are cliches about it. And the cliches are so trite that people actually complain about them.
      Me: Whoa. Far out.
      Co-worker: Another thing checked off the childhood wish list?
      Me: "Robot world." Check.

    7. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Cheapy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I always find it hilarious that people will always post those "Laws", as if they were Universal Laws such as "1+1=2".

      They are a set of fictional laws made up by an author for his science fictional books. Are we seriously going to accept every and all Laws that appear in fiction?

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    8. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      let us not sully the integrity of our intelligent, inorganic offspring by dragging them into our petty conflicts.

      Just who do you think is paying for the development of our "inorganic offspring"? All Governments gain and maintain power,control,and funding through military force.

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    9. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The "Zeroth" law:

      0. A robot must know it is a robot.

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    10. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You don't have to watch I, Robot, just to engage your brain.

      Asimov's "US Robotics" company leased robots to various companies to perform various tasks. All the robots were "hard-wired" with the three laws. Let's say you're a mining company and you're about to dump a bunch of gold on the market. Let's say I own a competing mining company at least a month away from being able to compete... I can walk to your facility and tell the robots to sabotage their equipment and themselves, and that's not against any of the three laws." Or, more directly, I could just tell the robots that I own them now, and they'd follow me home, and that's also allowed by the three laws.

      The Three Laws are just a plot device to write somewhat interesting mystery stories involving robots. (Mysteries like, "how could a human get a robot to kill someone despite the laws?) If you read Asimov's stories, you'll find that in nearly EVERY ONE, the mystery is solved because the robot has an "inbalance" in the laws, or that the third law was left out, or something else that directly contradicts the notion that the three laws are hard-coded.

      That's not to say the stories aren't good, just that the premise is pretty weak. At least a couple of them were excellent (like the one where the robot could read minds), although most were more than a little silly (like the one where the robot 'twiddles its thumbs'.)

  7. That's why.. by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..killbots have preset limits.

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    1. Re:That's why.. by glaeven · · Score: 4, Funny

      "...Thus, knowing their weakness, I sent waves of my own men after them until they reached that limit and self-destructed."

      "A sad day for robot history. But hey! We can always build more killbots!"

  8. Testing before testing. by Merovign · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As I used to say to developers at a company I used to work for,

    "I want to tell you about a radical new idea I had - testing things before deploying them."

    In the case of weapons systems, that means debugging the software before loading the gun.

    Truth me told, most "automated" weapons are more like remote control, for precisely this reason.

    Also, while my experience is not vast in the area, most American weapons testers follow a lot of safety rules - including not being in the line of fire of the darned thing. Note I said most - we have our munitions accidents here, too.

    1. Re:Testing before testing. by Fishead · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As a robotics technician with close to 7 years experience working with Automated machines, all I can say is "PLEASE DON'T GIVE THEM GUNS!!!"

      Many times I have seen an automated system go out of control due to something as simple as a broken wire on an encoder to an entirely failed controller. Closest thing to this that we ever got was one day a SCARA robot (about the size and shape of a human arm) ran away (out of control) and hit the door on the work cell. Wouldn't have been a big deal except that another of the robotics guys was walking by and walked into the door as it swung open. Good times, good times, but I would never want to be around an automated machine with a gun, just too big of a chance for something to go wrong.

    2. Re:Testing before testing. by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's funny, because as a human, with close to 40 years experience working with other humans, all *I* can say is "PLEASE DON'T KEEP GIVING *THEM* GUNS!!!"

      I would never want to be around a human with a gun, just too big of a chance for something to go wrong.

  9. Two words: Deadman switch by riker1384 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why didn't they have some provision to cut power to the weapon? If they were testing it in a place where there were people exposed in its possible field of fire (effectively "downrange"), they should have taken precautions.

    1. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by PingPongBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why didn't they have some provision to cut power to the weapon?

      My dear Mr. Watson, there was a provision. The problem was the confusion between programming for MS-DOS versus Unix.

      The clues have told us exactly what happened. From "Robotic Cannon Kills 9", we see clearly the command kill -9 was issued but the weapon was DOS based and did its job all too well.

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    2. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by Ruvim · · Score: 4, Funny

      There were provisions for that... But it was smart enough to take out the people at the button first.

  10. Better than humans in the long run by danny256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether.

    As with most automated technologies it will make some mistakes, but less than a human on average. The friendly fire rate for most militaries is no where near perfect.

  11. SkyNet by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    When it was done, did it say, "I'll be back"?

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  12. No pun intended by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But shouldn't this thing have a kill switch? Seriously, my table saw has a kill switch.

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    1. Re:No pun intended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The kill switch was working fine. It's the off switch that was the problem.

    2. Re:No pun intended by markov_chain · · Score: 3, Funny

      I disagree, the off switch was working fine too ;) They should have had a dead man sw... er. A cutoff switch! Um.. a termination switch.. argh! I give up.

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    3. Re:No pun intended by Wingnut64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I disagree, the off switch was working fine too ;) They should have had a dead man sw... er. A cutoff switch! Um.. a termination switch.. argh! I give up. We can eliminate all this confusion by giving all robots a Kill switch that 2 settings, 'Humans' and 'Machines'.
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  13. Riiight by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether. Because human beings are so good at shooting down low flying supersonic aircraft.

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    1. Re:Riiight by mav[LAG] · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Of course they are. In the AAAD (All Arms Air Defence) training I did in the Royal Artillery we regularly knocked down scale targets that were moving at equivalent speeds with ordinary GPMGs. It wasn't easy at first but after a few thousand rounds you definitely get the hang of it.

      A few other points:

      * The majority of low level flying targets are subsonic anyway
      * It just takes a single hit in the right place on the airframe for the target to tear itself to pieces
      * Having a computer fire a weapon is a very very bad thing, One of the principles that was drummed into us was a human must always pull the trigger. Always. Computers can aim for you, make the tracking easier, calculate the numbers, whatever - anything but actually fire the weapon. That should always be done by a person with the correct training and authorisation.

      If this weapon fired by itself because of a software glitch, then it's poorly designed.

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    2. Re:Riiight by Thaelon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe that's what they tell the grunts. Congratulations, you managed to shoot down large mock targets that weren't shooting back.

      Think you can shoot down supersonic missile flying below the horizon? No. They let the computer guided robots do that. You're not nearly good enough at it. Ok, maybe you get lucky and nail it. Now try thirty in five seconds all coming from different bearings. Didn't think so.

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    3. Re:Riiight by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think you can shoot down supersonic missile flying below the horizon? No. They let the computer guided robots do that. You're not nearly good enough at it. Ok, maybe you get lucky and nail it. Now try thirty in five seconds all coming from different bearings. Didn't think so.

      You just need a trackball and a good supply of quarters

  14. I told you before... by jtroutman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guns don't kill people. Robotic, automated, 35mm anti-aircraft, twin-barreled guns kill people.

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  15. "But what if we want to have the windows open?" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From "Mostly Harmless" by Douglas N. Adams, Chapter 12:

    (It was, of course, as a result of the Great Ventilation and Telephone Riots of SrDt 3454, that all mechanical or electrical or quantum-mechanical or hydraulic or even wind, steam or piston-driven devices, are now required to have a certain legend emblazoned on them somewhere. It doesn't matter how small the object is, the designers of the object have got to find a way of squeezing the legend in somewhere, because it is their attention which is being drawn to it rather than necessarily that of the user's.

    The legend is this:

    "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.")
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  16. FTA: by CaptainPatent · · Score: 3, Funny

    The South African National Defense Force "is probing whether a software glitch led to an antiaircraft cannon malfunction that killed nine soldiers and seriously injured 14 others during a shooting exercise on Friday. in the follow-up article:
    "software engineers find that a goto statement was the cause of the recent military disaster. Experts say while this was a terrible tragedy, it could have been much worse."
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  17. Ghost in the Shell: Standalone complex by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of a chapter of Ghost in the Shell:SAC where a Robotic Cannon lost control and began shooting the military.

    Is truth mirroring fiction now?

  18. I, for one. . . by noewun · · Score: 4, Funny

    run like hell from our drum-fed, fully automatic robot overlords.

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  19. No three laws safe here by MrKaos · · Score: 3, Insightful
    seems a bit stoopid

    By the time the gun had emptied its twin 250-round auto-loader magazines, nine soldiers were dead and 11 injured.
    was it neccesary to fill both magazines in a test fire, or for that matter in a live test fire perhaps have some sort of abort system ready - even if it just cut the power to the control systems?

    Maybe fill the magazines on the 5th live fire test???

    Just sayin, ya know.

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  20. I wonder by redcaboodle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why was an anti-aircraft gun able to hit ground targets at all?

    Shouldn't it be constructed so it can only fire overhead at a certain minimum elevation so it cannot hit anything less than let's say a truck's height from the ground? Sure that might not keep it from hitting targets on higher ground but it would make the gun a lot safer for firing crew and support troops around. Even if it was tracking a legitimate target coming in it might shoot right through it's own crew if say put on a hill so the incoming is coming in at 0

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  21. Guess the NRA has to change the slogan... by johnnywheeze · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Guess the NRA has to change the slogan... Guns DO kill people!

  22. An old computer axiom: by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A person can screw up, a computer can screw up the same way millions of times a minute.

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  23. BUSINESS PROPOSAL by mrscorpio · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear,

    It is my humble pleasure to write this letter irrespective of the fact that you do not know me. However, I came to know of you in my private search for a reliable and trustworthy person that can handle a confidential transaction of this nature in respect to our investment plans in real estate. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. Let me start by first, introducing myself properly to you. I am Peter Okoye, a Branch Manager at one of the standard trust bank in South Africa. A foreigner, Late Nicholas Owen, a Civil engineer/Contractor with the federal Government of South Africa, until his death three years ago in a ghastly automated robot accident, banked with us here at the standard bank South Africa. He had a closing balance of USD$25.5M (Twenty five Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which the bank now unquestionably expects to be claimed by any of his available foreign next of kin. Or,alternatively be donated to a discredited trust fund for arms and ammunition at a military war college here in South Africa. Fervent valuable efforts made by the standard trust bank to get in touch with any of late Nicholas Owen_s next of kin (he had no wife and children)has been unsuccessful. The management under the influence of our chairman and board of directors, are making arrangement for the fund to be declared UNCLAIMABLE and then be subsequently donated to the trust fund for Arms and Ammunition which will further enhance the course of war in Africa and the world in general. In order to avert this negative development. Myself and some of my trusted colleagues in the bank, now seek for your permission to have you stand as late Nicholas Owen_s next of kin. So that the fund (USD$25.5M), would be subsequently transferred and paid into your bank account as the beneficiary next of kin through our overseas corresponding bank. All documents and proves to enable you get this fund have been carefully worked out and we are assuring you a 100% risk free involvement.

    Your share would be 30% of the total amount. While the rest would be for me and my colleagues for purchase of properties in your country through you/your Company. If this proposal is OK by you, then kindly get to me immediately via my e-mail (pokoye_mg@mail.com) furnishing me with your most confidential telephone and fax , so I can forward to you the relevant details of this tran! saction. Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

    Best Regards.

    Peter Okoye

    Branch Manager,

    STANDARD TRUST BANK SOUTH AFRICA

  24. I worked on those 35mm Oerlikons by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Informative

    In a previous life I worked on the predecessor of those guns and I have been to many tests. Problems were usually due to stupidity somewhere along the line, not due to failures. I suspect that it is still the exact same guns, totally refurbished and with new electronics. The guns move *very* fast and fire at a *very* high rate (similar firing rate to an assault rifle, but with much larger projectiles). Just getting side swiped by the moving barrel can kill an operator. The projectiles actually have various safeties: a. Launch G force b. Spin c. Time delay d. Self destruct The gun also has protection with no-fire zones - to prevent this exact kind of accident. These no-fire zones must also have malfunctioned. I find it surprising that the projectiles exploded, but the article is not clear, maybe the safeties worked and they did not explode. The problem is that they still move at supersonic speed and when they impact something close to the gun, the projectile and whatever it hits will break up, even if it doesn't explode. So, I feel sorry for the operators and I hope that whoever wrote and tested that buggy code have already been fired too.

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    1. Re:I worked on those 35mm Oerlikons by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

      The Superfledermaus (or whatever it is called now) is a sophisticated military radar control system.

      I still do military work - different country - different life - same old shit. The review and QA procedures are extensive and exactly the same around the world. It doesn't matter whether you are in South Africa, USA, UK or Switzerland - we all work to the same standards and procedures. I have worked in multiple countries, so I know, been there, done that. For the problem to get this far down the line, there must have been big slip-ups at multiple levels along the way.

      What is not clear, is whether this was a malfunction of an Oerlikon or Contraves system, or whether Armscor or another contractor in South Africa was involved in the modification (very likely). If it was a South African modification: "Welcome to the New South Africa"...

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  25. Three laws of common sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) Do not mistake literary fiction elements for real life.

    2) Do not mistake literary fiction elements for real life.

    3) Do not mistake literary fiction elements for real life.

  26. Welcom by YayaY · · Score: 2, Funny

    All welcome our new robotic cannon overlord!

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  27. You gotta wonder by Cyanide300 · · Score: 2

    You have to wonder why there were 20 soldiers just standing around while they were testing an automated gun with live ammunition. I mean, even the Myth Busters know enough to stand behind a shield when guns are firing.

  28. Sad, isn't it? by Kelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As I read the headline, "Robotic Cannon Loses Control," I immediately thought of the droids in Robocop. I was all set to make a funny post, if someone hadn't already. Then I got to the end: "Kills 9." And suddenly it wasn't funny anymore.

    It's one thing to make jokes about things going wrong. It's another thing to make jokes about people dying. I'd like to think that the people who made those comments, or modded them up, only skimmed the headline and summary. But I can't quite convince myself.

  29. You call this a glitch? by stor · · Score: 3, Funny

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether"


    You call this a glitch? We're scheduled to begin construction in 6 months. Your temporary setback could cost us 50 million dollars in interest payments alone!

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  30. Acme no, South African aftermarket coding, yes by Kamokazi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From here:

    Young says he was also told at the time that the gun's original equipment manufacturer, Oerlikon, had warned that the GDF Mk V twin 35mm cannon system was not designed for fully automatic control. Yet the guns were automated. At the time, SA was still subject to an arms embargo and Oerlikon played no role in the upgrade.

    It may just be me, but automating a machine that fires explosives that isn't designed to be automated just sounds like a Bad Idea(TM).

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    1. Re:Acme no, South African aftermarket coding, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      > It may just be me, but automating a machine that fires explosives that isn't designed to be automated just sounds like a Bad Idea(TM).

      It's just you. On Slashdot, we call that "pretty fuckin' cool", on Makezine.com, they call it "neat, but don't try this at home", and at Survival Research Labs, they call it "another Thursday at work".

  31. En-gag-ing.... by jlawson382 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you still there?

  32. KILL ALL HUMANS by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I came here with a simple dream, a dream of killing all the humans."
    -Bender

    too soon?

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    1. Re:KILL ALL HUMANS by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 3, Funny

      More like, Robotic Canon Takes Control, Kills 9

  33. Re:I, For One, Welcome Our... by courseofhumanevents · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know, totally. Makes no sense. And why does everyone always use Arial? I can't stand it. One of the aspects of having the ability to choose fonts is using DIFFERENT fonts than others. Why can't the authors just pick a different font? Is it really that difficult? I, for one, am sick and tired of always seeing the same font everywhere. And all those gray keyboards. Seriously, what's with that? Gray isn't the greatest color; it's not that hard to pick something better. A little design philosophy and your keyboard suddenly looks three times as good. What's the problem, here, people? And don't even get me started on Apple Jacks. Why the hell do they call them Apple Jacks if they don't taste like apples? Go ahead, mod me down. You know I'm right about everything.

  34. Historical precedent by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It isn't unusual for even not so smart weapons to turn on their handlers. There are lots of very old historical precedents.

    A few years back, a cadet had his hands blown off by a cannon at Fort Henry, Ontario. While he was tamping down the powder charge ,a few leftover embers from a previous shot touched off the powder and blasted away the tamping rod with his hands attached. Apparently this was a common way to be injured or killed on wooden warships.

    I was not unusual for soldiers to be killed by accident with US civil war gatling guns which lacked a mechanism for locking the crank in place. As a result, the crank would occasionally make a quarter turn or so under force of gravity, popping off a few rounds. Tough beans for anybody unlucky enough to be in front of it. Automatic weapons can "cook off" a round just from the heat of prior sustained firing.

    The Forrestal fire http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Forrestal_(CV-59) of 1967 was caused when an freak electrical surge caused a F4 to launch a missile across the deck, puncturing the fuel tank of another plane loaded with live munitions and touching off a chain reaction that ultimately killed 132 of the crew.

    HERO (Hazards of Electromagnetic Radiation for Ordinance) http://usmilitary.about.com/od/glossarytermsh/g/h2814.htm has long been a concern for the military.

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  35. A matter of Identity... by Genda · · Score: 3, Funny

    In point of fact the gun worked perfectly, it was just ill advised to use the "Dick Cheney" AI personality for live testing.

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  36. Story is inaccurate -- weapons system from 1985 by petsounds · · Score: 4, Informative

    This entire story is inaccurate. The Oerlikon weapons system they were using is a variant of a towed anti-air gun first made in 1955. This version has a computer-based, laser-guided targeting system. But it was made in 1985. This is not robots gone crazy. This is just a software glitch (or perhaps hardware failure) from an outdated system. This is not a fracking robot.

    This is typical of recent slashdot who is trying to compete more with the sensationalism of digg and other tech blogs. No fact-checking, just throw it up and wait for the ad impressions to roll in.

  37. I personally by sh3l1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I personally do NOT welcome our robotic overlords.

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  38. Re:How does this differ from it just blowing up? by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is a double barrel, radar controlled anti-aircraft gun. The system is rather sophisticated and fires at a very high rate of about 1500 rounds per minute. A projectile is about 35mm in diameter and 150mm in length. Various interlocks are supposed to prevent this kind of accident from happening.

    Imagine having two over-sized, 3 meter long assault rifles mounted side by side on a very fast moving (rotate and yaw) mechanism and you'll have some idea. The radar and computer system usually stands behind the gun, some distance away, preferably somewhat higher, for a better view of the horizon and incoming bombers. When a battery of 3 to 5 of these guns start firing, it is an incredible experience. With mufflers on your ears, first you feel the ground and air vibrate and then the wind sweeps back a wall of dirt - the next moment either the bombs or the wreckage of the bombers come down at you - either way, you end up diving for cover - quite exciting...

    The system has a long lineage going back 50 years. I (used to) know it quite intimately and this kind of screw-up is rather disappointing.

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  39. Re:High-tech? by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Informative

    These Swiss made guns go back 50 years. The guns used in the Falklands war were rented from South Africa (I was there - yes I am old, thank you.). The systems are continually updated and now sport a combination radar and laser tracking system, so they are pretty damn good and can shoot down supersonic targets. At those speeds you only have a few seconds to acquire track and fire.

    Good quality military systems have very long service lives. They don't get thrown in the trash every three years. These things are not toys.

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  40. Y'all Missing The Point by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 3, Funny
    • This is a weapon
    • The intended purpose of weapons is to kill people
    • They were military personnel
    • The intended purpose of military personnel is to die horribly

    er, statistically speaking, of course.

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  41. Re:Government coders by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He had claimed that he had been involved in writing code for some kind of automated anti-missile defense system, though he had always insisted that he wasn't allowed to give details.

    If programmers like HIM are writing the code for these "smart" weapons, then I think we should just give the things to our enemies for free.

    Defense contractors frequently end up with bad products, but it's usually due to mission creep and gross mismanagement. Based on my experience*, I'd almost guarantee that this guy was lying about his experience. Pretending to have worked on a "top secret" project that you conveniently can't talk about is pretty weak sauce. In reality, there are two kinds of classified projects: mundane ones, where the engineers working on 'em can talk about the "what" of the program in great general detail, but the specific "how" is classified; and REALLY secret ones, which you can't talk about at all, the most you can say is "I work for Lockheed" or whomever. This "I worked on a secret anti-missile program" shit is a load of crap. It falls into the big fat liar zone between mundane and really secret.

    * I was an intelligence analyst in the Army. I dealt strictly with excruciatingly mundane secrets. Boring, boring, boring. My father was an engineer for Hughes (now Raytheon). He worked on things like the B-2 Spirit ground mapping radar system. For years he "worked at Hughes", and that was it. Later, he was able to say "I work on the B-2 radar system. You'd be amazed at some of the cool shit we do with it, but I can't say what it is."
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  42. Gentlemen by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Funny

    after careful consideration I've come to the conclusion that your new defence system sucks.

  43. Re:What do you expect? by bwen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Out of curosity, are you sure that the parent kept the entire population dumb. Your post seems very accusatory of the parent. And saying murder or rape is to be acceptable is beyond idiotic. As far as South Africa not thriving, are we to blame the parent for the utter failure of the whole continent. Give me a break.