User: sh3l1

AL GORE!

On: NASA Uses Rubber Ducks In Climate Study

Soon the water will be warm enough to take a bath with those duckies.

garbules.

On: Corkscrew Cups Could Keep Space Drinks Flowing

mmm... garbules.

Pleasure :)

On: Picture-Sorting Dogs Show Human-Like Thought

So then, how come dogs still hump human legs if they can tell the difference?

proprietary.

On: Nokia Claims Ogg Format is "Proprietary"

In other news Microsoft is making claim that odt is proprietary.

Scraper Site

On: Wikipedia to be Licensed Under Creative Commons

Wait, you mean all of those scraper sites will become legal? Aiding the development of even more scraper sites? Sweet!

Re:Straight from thier lawyers mouths

On: Comcast Continues to Block Peer to Peer Traffic

Network management helps us perform critical work that protects our customers from things like spam, viruses, the negative effects of network congestion, or attacks to their PCs.

um... what?

Athletics!

On: Football Field-Sized Kite Powers Latest Freighter

Something about athletic references and slashdot just doesn't mix.

Re:What about us

On: Are Aliens Living Among Us?

$cientologi$t$ are correct. oh, wait never mind.

rtards

On: World of Warcraft's Brand New Rootkit

those rtards! :)

IMMEDIATEL

On: New York's Slap to the Facebook

I hope they do something IMMEDIATEL!

$,$,$,$ and more $

On: NIST Opens Competition for a New Hash Algorithm

ctrl+f "$" Not interested.

in soviet russia

On: Russian Phishers Moving to China?

In soviet Russia, the internet crimes you!

zombie survial guide

On: Evidence of Historical Zombie Attack at Hierakonpolis

Cough

Yeah, but...

On: Grid Computing Saves Cancer Researchers Decades

Yeah, but they still have to gather all the research and organize it, the computer will be much faster than the human operators. Oh, and when this thing finally discovers that it doesn't need humans i would like to personally say that I humbly accept our new robot overlord.

Re:You may be "informative" but you're also wrong

On: Causes of Death Linked To Weight

Home insurance doesn't cover any sort of costs if you kill yourself in the house... unless you kill yourself and simultaneously set the house on fire. Then you are good.

Re:They do the same with a dog..

On: Robot Becomes One of the Kids

VCR?!?

well.

On: Google's Open Source Mobile Platform

well. that wsj article gave me a chuckle.

CS

On: The $500 Gaming PC Upgrade

All you have to do to avoid even paying $500 is play CS all your life. Saved me a lot of money. :)

threesome

On: Wikipedia Wins Defamation Case

Three plantifs?!? Wha?!

pfft

On: Brain Regions Responsible for Optimism Located

pfft... they will never be able to find the pessimistic part of the brain.

IP

On: Hellgate Beta's In-Game Ads Raise Eyebrows

From the EULA:

Massive may collect your Internet protocol address and other basic anonymous information...

How is an IP address even close to anonymous?

i for one.

On: Facebook Goes To 64 Bit User IDs

I for one will take go with Facebook's initiative to welcome our new alien overlords who will certainly see Facebook's superiority to Myspace.

Zeitgiest

On: Google News Launches Facebook Application

Google seriously needs to get some SEO help...

surprisationingness

On: Vonage Goes To Court III - The AT&T Suit

I'd be really surprised if they survive this one.

Re:Installed by millions...

On: RealPlayer Zero-Day Flaw Under Attack

Why do you have to install this? Wouldn't this be more crap on your computer?