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United Makes Plans to Drop 'Baggage Neutrality'

theodp writes "If you need a clue as to how creative ISP execs might get in the absence of network neutrality, look no further than United Airlines CEO Glenn Tilton, who is wowing Wall Street with his willingness to examine new ways to wring money out of the carrier, including making economy passengers pay a fee unless they want their luggage to come last off the plane." Now I think when i was like gold ultimate handjob elite years ago my bags had tags that usually made them come out first, but this seems just kinda crappy. I mean, remember when you got a meal on airplanes? No wonder people hate to fly.

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  1. Not a dump truck by langelgjm · · Score: 3, Funny

    The baggage claim is not a dump truck! You can't just keep dumping stuff on it...

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    1. Re:Not a dump truck by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      This kind of stuff is why I try to fly Southwest Airlines whenever possible.

      I mean...yeah, I'm not thrilled with the 'cattle car' mentality you go through, but, hey....at least their prices are reasonable, they seem to be about the best with respect to flight times, and they don't seem to try to fsck the last $ out of their customers.

      I hope, though, that they stop the policy of trying to keep good looking chicks with skimpy outfits off the planes....that was kinda stupid.

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    2. Re:Not a dump truck by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny

      The baggage claim is not a dump truck!

      Of course not. It's a series of belts.

    3. Re:Not a dump truck by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I was doing VTC installs on the west coast I usually flew Southwest and it was great because I just wanted to get there and get home. If I got to the airport early I usually got on an earlier flight no problem, if I was late then I got on a later flight with no extra charges. I packed light personally but had a 50 pound tool kit that never was a problem. I rarly had a reason to bitch about SWA.

      Now the other west coast carrier, America West was a horror story almost every time. I would wait overnight and fly SWA before I got on another AWA flight. We once arrived at the counter at 6:30am an hour before our flight, pre-9/11, only to be told that because we booked the flight over 30 days prior and failed to confirm in the last 24 hours we were bumped. Even though the seats were paid for. Of course they tell us this after our luggage went down the chute, which they told us we could retrieve if we ever got to Portland. Then promised us to get us on the next flight. Fast forward 8 hours and we are still being fed bullshit by the ticket agents, of course I forgot to mention the two little bored kids with us. AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh never agian AWA we went done the counter and immediately got on a SWA flight, kids got to sit with the pilot during a lay over (pre-9/11 again dang I miss the old days) and arrived 12 hours after our luggage, which was dumped beside a carousel out in the open. Never again AmericaWorst!

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    4. Re:Not a dump truck by AvitarX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is not equivalent to net neutrality.

      The analogous situation to no net neutrality would be to say the destination countries need to pay to guarantee good baggage delivery, so people don't associate them with lost baggage.

      Charging the customer for better service is a perfectly acceptable way to handle getting more money, both the cable and phone companies do it.

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    5. Re:Not a dump truck by WCLPeter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Charging the customer for better service is a perfectly acceptable way to handle getting more money, both the cable and phone companies do it.


      You are right about this. The airline doing this has nothing to do with net neutrality. This would be like the difference between someone wanting Dial Up and High-Speed Ultra. You pay extra for the better service.

      For this to be anti-neutrality, the airport you checked in at would charge you a fee when you checked your luggage in, while the airport you land at would charge a fee to get your luggage back right away, or they would hold it for 48 hours.

      The thing is, I see a *huge* problem with having people pay to get their luggage off first. In order for it make the kind of extra cash the CEO is talking about, it'll need to be priced cheaply enough that a significant number of passengers pay the fee.

      When they pay the fee, most people are going to assume their particular baggage will be first down the chute. What happens when 40%/50% of the flight pays the fee? They've all paid to have their luggage taken off "first", yet they get to the baggage claim area and rather than just grabbing and going like they expect, they're *still* standing around waiting because it's physically impossible to get all that luggage off "first".

      I know I'd be pissed off at having to wait when I've been told I'll have priority baggage handling. What are they going to do, park the baggage truck inside the terminal and just have people who paid the fee take their luggage directly from that?

    6. Re:Not a dump truck by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, last Friday, my staff sent me a baggage claim and it took until Monday to get to me!

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    7. Re:Not a dump truck by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Southwest, the only airline making money, is usually only a bit more expensive than the cheapest airline. The employees seem to be treated very well, because they are almost always happy, giddy even. They keep maintenance costs low by only flying one type of airplane (granted the 737 has a large number of subtypes). They don't punish emergency flyers by jacking up the prices in the last two weeks. If you arrive to the airport early or arrive for a connection early, they will try to get you on the earliest flight for free. Southwest understand that delays are cumulative, so getting you out of the airport and to the next stop is a priority over keeping everyone in their appointed seat on their appointed flight. Late night flights on Southwest are therefore sometimes nearly empty, so that flight undoubtedly loses money, but in the grand scheme of things, they make more money by not having to spring for hotels for lots of stuck travelers and making people happy by getting them where they wanted to be, perhaps even ahead of schedule.

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    8. Re:Not a dump truck by Dorceon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Southwest is not the only airline making money. Delta (post bankruptcy) has started turning a profit as they shifted a lot of capacity to more profitable transatlantic routes. Meanwhile, American (which never went through bankruptcy) posted a $175M profit last quarter, which is its sixth consecutive profitable quarter.

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    9. Re:Not a dump truck by hazem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What happens when the air carriers decide to charge for not holding your baggage for an extra 15 minutes (without reason other than to charge you)?

      I suspect Amazon does this to me. For a long time while using Amazon, even when I picked "free shipping" my stuff would show up in the mail within a 3 or 4 days. But, in my last 5 orders or so, the orders spend several days in "getting ready to ship" mode.

      My guess is that they are now holding the orders to make sure the "free shipping" doesn't get to me as fast as one of the for-pay shipping options. And given that, I'm more likely to shop for books elsewhere.

    10. Re:Not a dump truck by symbolic · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was reading "The Joy of C"

      A work of fiction, I presume?

    11. Re:Not a dump truck by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Any airline that won't let you take an earlier flight is just stupid. The later flight may be full and they might have to bump people, or there might be an equipment problem, or a 100 other issues that would mean lost revenue. A passenger flying on an earlier flight is not only a happy customer, it is also revenue earned.

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    12. Re:Not a dump truck by Gazzonyx · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was reading "The Joy of C"

      A work of fiction, I presume? I don't know. I never found out how it ends; I kept having to reread the chapter on recursion.
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    13. Re:Not a dump truck by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Informative
      What the hell is "WN?" There is no prior occurrence of "WN" in the thread.

      WN is the two-letter airline code used by the industry for Southwest Airlines:

      http://www.avrefdesk.com/two_letter_airline_codes.htm

  2. TANSTAAFL by winkydink · · Score: 5, Informative

    First, the article saya the CEO of United "wants to pursue everything, from a merger to charging passengers who want their luggage to come first off the plane" (emphasis mine). That's a far cry from the article title which infers it's a done deal.

    Deregulation brought about intense competition in airline fares. The flying public wants to get from Point A to Point B as quickly as possible. As a result, the airlines have been under continued pressure to reduce costs to stay competitive. This has resulted in charging for meals and in some cases, even pillows.

    ISP's are in a similar boat with respect to intense pressure on keeping prices low. It's only a matter of time before they figure out how to charge additional
    fees for "extras". You get what you pay for.

    Oh, and you still get "priority" tags on your bags for being an elite frequent flyer. Whether or not your bags come out first though is strictly a matter of chance.

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    1. Re:TANSTAAFL by rjhubs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is the moves airlines make don't make sense if they wish to stay in buisness. In a competitive enviroment, buisnesses should be seeking to reduce their costs and increase the value a customer recieves. Charging to get your baggage first lowers the value of the product because while people who pay might get added value, the customer who is still paying the same ticket price gets less value by having their luggage no longer randomly come out. If the airlines were interested in being more competitve the correct move would be to offer flyers a discount if they don't mind their luggage coming out last. Removing meals from planes is the same thing. Reducing costs is only effective if you change the way you act internally and the product the public gets doesn't suffer.

    2. Re:TANSTAAFL by ChrisMaple · · Score: 4, Informative

      To a certain extent, airplane baggage systems are LIFO. That guy who just barely got to the airport on time has his luggage put in last, nearest the door. When the luggage comes out, the container nearest the door comes out first. The poor planner wins, either oblivious to his good fortune or proud of his slipshod actions.

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    3. Re:TANSTAAFL by pedramnavid · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Charging to get your baggage first is the same as offering a discount if you don't mind them coming out last.

      Proof: X is the base rate of a flight with unprioritized luggage delivery. The cost of having prioritized luggage delivery, per person, is Y.

      Now you can either charge everyone X + Y and then offer a discount of Y to those who don't need it, or charge everyone X and offer a fee of Y to everyone who does need it. Either way, those who need it are paying X + Y and those who don't are paying X. However, offering it as an added fee gives the appearance of lower prices, which, if you're trying to stay competitive, is important. Removing meals from planes is the same thing. You can offer lower prices than your competition by not including meals in the base price. For those who don't want cold meat, or who don't eat that crap anyway, it's better incentive. It might make it marginally more expensive for those who do eat the meals (assuming it would cost less per person to have meals prepared for everyone than it would to prepare meals for only those who want it), but it would still be just as expensive if you were to offer the discount-method.

    4. Re:TANSTAAFL by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If the airlines were interested in being more competitve the correct move would be to offer flyers a discount if they don't mind their luggage coming out last. You might argue that in a competitive cut-throat world, this "discount" is already included in the ticket price. People who are already going for cheap flights- regardless of what they'll say in questionnaires and surveys- are more likely to go for the upfront cheapest flight.

      The company that says "oh, by the way, your baggage will come last if you but this cheap ticket" will likely lose out to the one that doesn't say that upfront. The company that doesn't implicitly "include" the discount in the price will appear at first glance to be more expensive and lose out- or if they explicitly mention the discount, they'll have the same problem as the company that makes clear your baggage will come last.

      Better to keep it quiet, keep the price of the "basic" ticket very low and then make money charging for the "priority" gravy. Cynical, and it sucks but that's the way modern business works. And to be fair, when prices are being driven down to the bone, that's the sort of thing companies rely on to make money.

      As I said, smart customers would realise all this- but real-world customers often don't, giving priority to obvious (and short term) savings over longer term ones. Either that or they know what's happening, but want to save every last cent on the ticket and *then* get annoyed when they actually have to live with the consequences of their decision.

      IMHO, the companies are both victims and exploiters of this phenomenon.

      Removing meals from planes is the same thing. Depends how long the flight is. I flew business class from Scotland to London (approx. 50 minutes), and while the meal (and seats) were nice, the difference in cost over a normal ticket wasn't remotely justified. I'd rather have flown economy and had my employer pay me the difference :) If Joe Public is paying for his own holiday flight, I'm sure he'd rather save a few pounds/dollars.

      I don't doubt that the "cost" of the business class meal was inflated way beyond the cost price, but I still bet that the cost price for the company was significant enough that it would be a serious issue for economy-class tickets. Remember that not only do you have the cost of the food, you also have to store it, serve it and clean up the mess.

      And if you think I'm being picky, bear in mind that Ryanair (cheap Irish airline that is popular in the UK) kept their costs down by removing the magazine holders on the backs of seats, simply because it was one less thing to clean up before flying again.

      So yeah, the meal does make a difference, and I suspect that most people on short or medium-haul flights would rather just save the money. It's easy to bitch about this stuff, but the days in which everyone got a "free" meal were the days in which flying was far more expensive.
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    5. Re:TANSTAAFL by Skater · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ever see the "Dirty Jobs" episode where he's at an airport sorting luggage? There is no way LIFO (last in-first out) would be assured, or even probable. The luggage goes through restackings both to and from the plane, plus on the plane it could be crammed in in any order.

      Moreover, I can't see how the proposed measure would save an airline money - they'd spend far more money on labor doing the sorting than they would earn, I think.

    6. Re:TANSTAAFL by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      It doesn't make any difference to me. My baggage always comes out last.

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    7. Re:TANSTAAFL by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nope. How it works is this. The baggage handlers can see all the people waiting at the carousel. Not only that, but they know everybody's face and name. Then they search through all the bags, and find the ones belonging to the people who are closest to the belt. They unload those first.

      If it isn't so, why does everyone press right up to the belt, even if their bag isn't there, completely getting in the way of anyone whose bag is on on the belt?

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    8. Re:TANSTAAFL by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you think THAT is weird airport behavior, travel through Asia sometime and watch as everyone jostles for position to get on the stupid plane as soon as possible, as if it will leave without them.

      Maybe their trying to get dibs on overhead compartment space?

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    9. Re:TANSTAAFL by pedramnavid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But prices are not fixed, they're determined by the market, assuming it's free. The greater the competition, the greater the incentive to offer lower prices. The old price included a meal but also reflected the cost of a meal. You might expect that if they stopped offering a meal they would cut the price of the ticket, and this might be true but pretty insignificant and hard to determine. The ticket may now cost you two dollars less (nevermind inflation) than it did when they did offer you a meal but you aren't likely to notice the price difference. However, even if the price without a meal is the same, if your competitor starts to offer the same flight without a meal for less, you're going to have to lower your prices too. In the end, the prices tend to adjust as long as there is fair competition.

    10. Re:TANSTAAFL by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      LOL. Great theory except for the mythical "discount of Y" and "lowering of prices once meals were eliminated". There was no lowering of prices, the meals were eliminated in an attempt to raise profits. Just like there won't be a discount of Y.

      The *reality* is that you either receive less for your X, or you have to pay X+Y to get what you used to get.

    11. Re:TANSTAAFL by johnw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I used to fly around small airports in Europe quite a lot (places like Salzburg) and I habitually used a very odd-shaped bag. This seemed to work very well, and I more than once saw it travelling to or from the plane perched on top of the baggage trolley and it usually seemed to come out first on the carousel.

      My theory to explain its early arrival was that its odd shape caused handlers to put it to one side each time they were stacking something and then pop it on top of the trolley at the end. Worked for me anyway.

    12. Re:TANSTAAFL by rhendershot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Charging to get your baggage first is the same as offering a discount if you don't mind them coming out last.


      Define last. 3 hours later? Whenever the h311 they decide to "find" them? At the end of the day?

      The problem is that to do this they have to expend resources (==cost) to sort the baggage and return it in separate queues. They'll either have to charge enough to elite to cover that or make the non-elite incentivized enough that few don't pay.

      Either way it's a lame idea. To be polite....
    13. Re:TANSTAAFL by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Deregulation brought about intense competition in airline fares. The flying public wants to get from Point A to Point B as quickly as possible. As a result, the airlines have been under continued pressure to reduce costs to stay competitive. This has resulted in charging for meals and in some cases, even pillows.


      That is because the commodity of airline transportation is highly fungible. It really doesn't make much difference which flight you take, or which airline, so long as certain basic minimums are met, one is as good as another.

      This leaves the airlines little to compete on except price. So, the CEO is looking for something else. Something not offered by the competitors. SouthWest has had a strong advantage the past few years, they have had newer planes (faster, more efficient) and totally lucked out by buying massive options on fuel before the prices shot up. SouthWest is literally paying as much as 30% less for fuel than their competitors.

      Combine all that with an otherwise 'tight ship' and SouthWest has spread to the entire US, only skipping the "no-man's land" of the north-central USA.

      Point being, SouthWest is competing on price, and it has the mojo. So other companies have to find something else...

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    14. Re:TANSTAAFL by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, you mean to say that flying with EasyJet and Ryanair costs just as much as flying with, say Lufthansa?

    15. Re:TANSTAAFL by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Charging to get your baggage first is the same as offering a discount if you don't mind them coming out last.

      Yes, it is. However, how it's *perceived* can make a world of difference, and people are usually more responsive to a discount than an additional charge. For instance, when I do consulting gigs, I charge the customer a hefty fee for not paying on the agreed-upon schedule. Customers generally don't like that, so instead what I do is inflate the base rate slightly, then offer a discount on the billed amount for paying on net 7, a little less of a discount for net 15, and so on. It produces exactly the same result as if I'd explicitly charged them for paying late, but the customers don't whine nearly as much and I get paid on time a lot more often.

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    16. Re:TANSTAAFL by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe their trying to get dibs on overhead compartment space?

      I do that, too, now, on domestic US flights.

      Because I am sick. to. fucking. death. of complete assclowns trying to stuff upto and including fullsize bags into the overhead compartment with zero concern for anyone else, just so they avoid having to check bags. I've lost track of the number of times I've had to try to stuff my (small) laptop backpack under the seat in front of me, and twice I had to have the bag taken from me and check it, because people had stuffed the overheads full to bursting point, on a flight that was 80% full, at most. Ye gods. Airlines need to get really pedantic. "If your bag don't fit in this template, it's /not/ going on. It's not going on because we're not wanting you to get pissy about it (because people get very pissy about it), etc, etc. But because, selfish fuckwit, other people have a right to space for their carryons, too."

    17. Re:TANSTAAFL by pedramnavid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A smart terrorist wouldn't get on the same plane with a bomb in it in the first place. I can't begin to imagine why he'd want to blow it up after everyone's gotten off either.

    18. Re:TANSTAAFL by xdroop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There was no lowering of prices, the meals were eliminated in an attempt to raise profits.
      You can consider the absence of a rise in prices (or, a rise which is not as steep as it otherwise might have been) as a discount.
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    19. Re:TANSTAAFL by CaptainZapp · · Score: 2, Informative

      So, you mean to say that flying with EasyJet and Ryanair costs just as much as flying with, say Lufthansa?

      As a matter of fact: It depends.I can't speak for Ryanair, but Easyjet may not be so darn cheap if you fly on short notice or during a popular period. The trick is to book as early as possible.

      See, even when an airline only sports one class, the cabin for any specific flight is divided into a number of sub-classes. Each of those classes are priced in a specific range and this may fluctuate daily. There's probably not such a perishable product as an airline seat. An airline rather charges 50$, which is 50$ in the till then 500$ for a seat that they can't sell and that also goes for airlines with a good reputation. They will set the price for said seat at 500$ though, if they think that it's sellable at that price.

      There may be other feats connected with higher sub-classes. You are usually more flexible in scheduling and there may not be a penalty when you change your schedule or even cancel the flight.

      Since business travelers require this flexibility, tickets for typical business flight patterns or destinations are usually sold relatively very expensive. Discount airlines are not different in that they want to gauge out the most of a seat for any given flight, as long as this seat doesn't remain empty.

      The good thing though, is that discount airlines generally drive prices down.

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    20. Re:TANSTAAFL by MorePower · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If I was the god of airlines, I would rip out the overhead bins entirely. Tons of time is wasted as everyone tries to squeeze past eachother in the crowded aisleways to find space to stuff in their giant (bigger than my checked luggage) suitcases. Then at the end of the flight you've got to wait for the same people to squeeze their way around to get the bags back down, often dropping their 50 pound suitcases on eachothers' heads in the process.

      If it doesn't fit under the seat in front of you, it's not a carry-on! If it has wheels, it's not a carry-on (that would be a roll-on)! Surely you're carrying at least on prohibited item anyway (I mean are you going to shave at your destination? Sharp objects like razors were never permitted even before 9/11) so you have to check a bag anyway. Just check everything you possibly can.

    21. Re:TANSTAAFL by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting theory. I flew through two airports in Sweden last summer and they had an interesting scheme. They have a "no mans land" taped off around baggage claim so that people couldn't get up right against the belt. You were only supposed to cross over the tape if you saw your bag. That way if you see your bag you are assured that you can actually get to it. A good idea I thought and I'm not sure why I haven't seen it elsewhere.

    22. Re:TANSTAAFL by Sparky+McGruff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm just happy when my baggage comes out at all . Going without luggage just adds that extra touch to a crappy plane flight.

    23. Re:TANSTAAFL by swampa · · Score: 2, Funny

      "no mans land"


      I think they tried to set up these at the airport in Melbourne, it doesn't seemed to have stopped anyone.

      "Oh look, pretty tape patterns on the ground. Now to camp in front of that moving thing!"
  3. No problem by LordSnooty · · Score: 5, Funny

    making economy passengers pay a fee unless they want their luggage to come last off the plane.
    If no-one pays the fee, all our luggage will come off at the same time. Problem solved.
  4. I mean, remember when you got a meal on airplanes? by Jack+Malmostoso · · Score: 5, Funny

    I do. And I'd rather forget, believe me.

  5. Yeah, service ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just flew both American and United this past week. American gave me a mixed bag of sticky dried stuff, and United offered to sell me a "snack box" for the princely sum of five dollars ("Buy-Onboard service", they called it.) Both offered a free soft drink, so I suppose that's something.

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  6. That's not why flying sucks by squarooticus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Flying sucks because of all the security theater annoyance. I used not to check bags for more than half my trips, but now I have to check a bag every time because I don't feel like going through the annoyance of having my toiletries inspected at the security line. Fuck that shit. I now drive wherever possible.

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    1. Re:That's not why flying sucks by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did I say it was taking 12-14 hours for security? Pay attention lad.

      Here's what it comes down to: I don't like flying -- it's cramped and uncomfortable, unable to sit in a way that has my knees /not/ touching the seat in front of me; parts of my body falling asleep that really shouldn't be; sitting shoulder-to-shoulder with other passengers (strangers), like so much tuna in a can. Add to that it smells bad (and worse depending on what my neighbor has eaten recently and if he is a mouth-breather) and is filled with mind-numbing white noise from the jets. Then we have the 'meal' service because my fellow passengers couldn't possibly live through a three hour flight without their bag of chips and a soda, so I get to be jostled and poked while people jam unappetizing food in their mouths like so many obedient chimpanzees.

      Compare that to driving -- something I enjoy doing, in a car that is roomy, without a loud-ass jet in my ear, able to listen to music or whatever the hell I want to listen to, without needing to worry about inconveniencing someone jammed in next to me. I can relax and enjoy the ride. If I actually get hungry, I can stop for a few minutes and get real food.

      When you combine the essential unpleasantness of the flying experience with the general hassle around security (why the fuck should I have to feel like cattle being herded just to board a plane? Anyone with half a brain can come up with ways to conceal a lethal device that TSA hasn't thought of yet -- who the hell do they think they are fooling with this charade?), it simply is not worth it.

      Yes, it takes longer to drive. Sometimes it takes several hours longer. But quite frankly, it is less expensive*, less stress, and more comfortable by far. It's worth the tradeoff for me, in a way that an hour of added "security" is /not/ worth the 'privilege" of being able to get on a plane.

      And the most frustrating part is the cattle like you -- the people who feel that the "security" precautions are reasonable; and that the tradeoff in simple human dignity is worth the "convenience" of flying for short hops. Thanks to the vast majority of the public such as yourself being willing to put up with this ridiculous situation, it will never get any better.

      * Less expensive - Flying, average one week trip for me: $300 for a round trip ticket, +$200 for a local rental upon arrival, +$30 in gas. 4 nights hotel. Driving, avg one week trip for me: $200 for a local rental at home (unlimited miles) + $150 in gas. 4 nights hotel.

  7. Ah, but you see.. by The+Creator · · Score: 5, Funny

    If noone pays, the luggage will come out at the same time - but last. If everyone pays, it will come out at the same time - but first!

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  8. Remember when, by KyleTheDarkOne · · Score: 2, Funny

    the meals on the plane used to be good?... Neither do I.

  9. EasyJet/RyanAir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The airlines all have to be looking at the low cost European carriers, such as RyanAir or EasyJet. I haven't flown EasyJet in a while, but on RyanAir, the ticket covers carriage, everything else, baggage, excess baggage, drinks, priority seating, luggage tags, calls to customer service, etc. etc. are a premium. It's declared up front, and you take the "a la carte" items you wish.

    The problem is, that taking one part of this model will not work, you have to take it all - very low cost tickets, fly only one type of plane, open seats, fast airport turn around, and so forth. The leading carriers in the US don't get this, so will nickel and dime without adding service or reducing costs/fares.

    1. Re:EasyJet/RyanAir by allcar · · Score: 5, Informative

      The low cost Airlines are actually being taken to task for the lack of transparency in this approach. The problem is that they are advertising flights at a specific price point, but it is never possible to actually travel for that price. I was particularly annoyed by a recent Ryanair flight. Checking in each item of luggage cost an extra 10GBP, so the wife and I thought we would save a tenner by sharing a single case. As it turned out, for checking in without a case, there was still a charge of 4GBP. So the advertised price was not a real price at all. In order to get on the plane you had to pay at least 4GBP over the advertised price, before you even start to talk about airport taxes and fuel surcharges. I can see no point at all in having a price that does not include check-in, as check-in is compulsory. It's just a marketing game.
      To make things worse, our shared case was overweight, so we ended up paying 25GBP excess baggage - teach me to be a skinflint.

    2. Re:EasyJet/RyanAir by jobsagoodun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The airports have started doing this too. At Liverpool John Lennon you can either go through the security queue, or pay for the 'Fast Lane' through security. Just wait 'til theres an emergency or a fire - "Could all passangers with Priority Emergency cards please make their way to the fire exits. Everyone else please wait in the lounge, you will be called soon".

    3. Re:EasyJet/RyanAir by 91degrees · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is something I wrote a while ago after buying Ryanair tickets. It seems appropriate to repost here.

      If airlines ran Burger King

      "I'd like a cheese burger please"
      "That will be £1.20".
      "But it was only 99p yesterday!"
      "That was the weekend special price."
      "Okay. Here you go"
      "Oh, there's also 21p VAT"
      "Riiight... any other hidden charges?"
      "no. By the way, please pay the £2.15 purchase fee"
      "I see. So that's not a hidden charge?"
      "No. It's simply an extra surcharge that you are obliged to pay for the burger."
      "Okay. What else will I have to pay?"
      "Nothing at all. So, what would you prefer - Beef burger or vegetarian?"
      "beef please"
      "Okay, That will cost 45p on top"
      "Oh. I'll go for the vegetarian option"
      "Good choice. Certainly. That's only 60p"
      "Right. Do I get my burger now?"
      "No. You'll only be able to eat it between 20:00 and 21:00 though. Please check in at least half an hour early or you may forfeit your burger"

  10. Not "Baggage Neutrality" by mdmkolbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This doesn't seem like a neutrality issue to me.

    Isn't this closer to a customer just paying for a lower latency connection?

  11. It already happens today by Hangtime · · Score: 5, Informative

    Submitter has never worked in the airline industry before.

    You will notice bright orange tags as they come off the converyor belt in baggage claim. Those tags are for GS, 1K, Premier Exec, Premier, *Gold, and *Silver. The idea is that you alert ground crews to the bags belonging to the best customers so that they will offload those first. This is no different from AA, Delta, USAirways, British Airways, Cathay Pacific, Singapore Airlines, and every other airline that flies. All Tilton wants to do is offer this service as an add-on so if you are NOT an elite member and feel it necessary to get your bags off in a hurry (tight transfer in ORD or LHR perhaps) you can purchase that service.

    *wacks subby over the head*

  12. It is not a good analogy by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is also a stupid idea. It takes more work to prioritize luggage and sort it according to a set of rules determined by the price of tickets than to put the luggage on randomly in a first come, first served basis. You don't usually have to wait that long anyway. The intelligent objective is to load and unload the plane in as little time as possible. Gate time is expensive.

  13. Dumb. Very, very dumb. by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they do this, it'll just mean more and more people will try to push the limits of carry-on luggage, rather than pony up for another fee. And we all know how much fun it is to be stuck in the aisle, waiting to get off the plane, while some PHB wrestles a laptop bag and an extra-large "carry-on" from the overhead bin.

    --
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
    1. Re:Dumb. Very, very dumb. by pla · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I always wonder why airlines have NEVER enforced carry on limits.

      Because at the point they'd notice, they've already started boarding the plane and you've already gone through security (with the baggage check counter on the outside).

      Except in the most egregious abuses, if they tried to enforce carry-on rules, every plane would start having extra half-hour to an hour delays (or in some cases, quite a few hours).

      As the alternative to that, they'd need to let people cancel/transfer/change their tickets at the last minute, and they do not want to let people out of that little scam...

  14. I drive at every opportunity by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As someone who travels quite regularly for their job, I avoid the airports whenever possible because of this type of crap. These days, if it's under 500 miles each way, I'll drive it. I used to wish for the airlines to all go out of business, hoping that they'd be forced to figure out a business model that was actually profitable, but gave up on that after we (US taxpayers) were forced to bail them out after 9/11. It's a mess with no easy fix in sight, unless someone can magically make all of the airline lobbyists disappear.

    1. Re:I drive at every opportunity by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or howabout more environmentally friendly and fuel efficient modes of transport, ie rail.

    2. Re:I drive at every opportunity by jbwolfe · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'd like to address these points one at a time:

      "These days, if it's under 500 miles each way, I'll drive it" I completely agree. The flight would be less than two hours, but you'd spend three hours per leg futzing with security, ground transportation, etc.

      "I used to wish for the airlines to all go out of business" Anyone ever said to you: be careful what you wish for. One good reason the fares are so cheap is because there are so many available seat miles. Just imagine if there were no AMD to counter Intel. Fares will rise as capacity is constrained.

      "we (US taxpayers) were forced to bail them out after 9/11" I have no idea what you are talking about here. If you are referring ATSB loans, you will find this enlightening: Bailout or boon? 9/11 loan guarantee program generates profit for taxpayers. To summerize, That program made money for the government. Incidentally, of the $10B pledged to the program, only $1.6B were granted. There were far more rejections than approvals and this ensured the resulting Ch.11 filings (more likely good for the corporations and taxpayers, bad for employees). JFYI, on average 25% of every dollar of fare is sent to government entities as tax.

      Yes, the airlines are plagued with problems, but the most common issues consumers have about airlines' problems lie with the unrealistic expectations they have when they buy a seat. I know you're thinking I'm suggesting people just lower their expectations, but travelers complain to me all the time about problems that are beyond our control. We don't make the weather, we don't control ATC (they have been doing stuff the same way for decades- remarkably UNmodernized!), airplanes are well maintained but sometimes break (they aren't lawnmowers), crewmembers are human (not superhuman)- we have federally mandated work limits and we get sick, really.

      No, I'm not asking people to lower their expectations, just align them closer to reality.

      --
      Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
    3. Re:I drive at every opportunity by shilly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would bet that either a large minority or even a majority of flight passenger movements in the US are on journeys that could, in principle, be replaced by a high-speed rail service -- eg up to 5 hours travel time from the centre of one city to the centre of another: there's an awful lot of plane movements up and down the coasts.

      And there'll be another chunk that could be replaced very effectively by high-availability express coach services too.

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    --
    Lindsay Blanton
    RadioReference.com
    1. Re:gold ultimate handjob elite by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

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      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    2. Re:gold ultimate handjob elite by c · · Score: 2, Funny

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      --
      Log in or piss off.
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  16. Thinking it through by martyb · · Score: 4, Insightful
    FTFS:

    ... United Airlines CEO Glenn Tilton, who is wowing Wall Street with his willingness to examine new ways to wring money out of the carrier [CC], including making economy passengers pay a fee unless they want their luggage to come last off the plane.

    Let's think this through for a bit. At first, only a couple of people pay the fee. No biggee, and not much impact. Then someone, whose baggage came off last, notices the "priority tag" or whatever they use to identify the "don't take me off the plane last" tag. So s/he now ponies up for the fee from now on. Repeat for a few iterations. Now, nearly everybody has paid the fee, and they all come off just as before.

    EXCEPT when some poor customer has paid the fee, AND his stuff comes off AFTER someone who did NOT. Guaranteed Upset Passenger.

    The real kicker: what happens when someone:

    1. HAS paid the priority fee, AND
    2. UA loses their luggage?

    Yep, sure sounds like <sarcasm>great customer service</sarcasm> to me. With increasingly ubiquitous video cameras, all it takes is a couple of postings to YouTube, a few blog posts, and then the REAL FUN begins!

    1. Re:Thinking it through by jotok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep.

      "Hey, my bag came out way after all those people, and I paid the fee."
      "Sir, sometimes our system fails to deliver your bag on time..."
      "Well, give me my fee back. You didn't give me the service I paid for."
      "Our policy is not to return any monies..."

      I always wondered about the "Our policy is..." nonsense. "Our policy allows us to take your money and not give you anything in return; we know this because we wrote the policy." At some point it has to become absolute bullshit.

    2. Re:Thinking it through by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The European low-cost airlines such as Ryanair and EasyJet already do stuff like this - you pay for the privilege of being allowed to check in online, checking in baggage, being allocated a seat, being in a queue which gets priority to board the plane, being allowed into the fueselage rather than sticky-taped to a wing. (I made up that last one).

      They solved the "bad publicity" problem in two ways:

      1. Don't know how true this is elsewhere in Europe, but in the UK it's quite common to find that there's only one airline offering a convenient "from my nearest airport to where I want to go" route. So as far as most people are concerned, they have an effective monopoly on the particular route.
      2. They're all as bad as each other so nobody expects using an alternate airline to gain them anything.

  17. What is the problem? by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They can charge 1st class tickets more by guaranteeing their luggage gets off first thus making their travel more efficient, and they offer the same service to Economy passengers but the price is not included int eh ticket price so you have to pay more..

  18. I used to like flying... by dpilot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Way back when, flying was a rare novelty, so it was inherently fun.

    Today pretty much everything about it is a hassle, so it's only worth flying when constrained by time, or when other driving just isn't practical. I've done long-haul Greyhound long ago, and to be honest that wasn't so hot, either. I've never traveled by train, just taken tourist-type train rides.

    As an aside, the annoyance starts when you book a flight. My wife has checked it out, and for at least one airline, the magic interval is three-weeks-and-a-day. Booking closer than that, the rates are outrageous. That is, except for a flight with an empty seat that is so close in time that you can't even get to the airport. One thing we've realized is that it appears that they accept new bookings right up to flight time, even for full flights. For the prices they charge for a near-in booking, they can bump someone, give them a free flight at the longer-term booking rates, and still make more money on that seat.

    Then there's TSA, and the overloaded ATC delays, and the overloaded airports, etc, etc, etc.

    Flying is just a way to get from point A to point B when other means won't work out.

    --
    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
    1. Re:I used to like flying... by pla · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've never traveled by train, just taken tourist-type train rides.

      Travelling by train actually pretty much rocks, if you don't need to get across the country in three to five hours (or cross an ocean, obviously).

      They don't pack you in like sardines, you frequently have real tables and comfy seats (as in, you can face your travelling companions and play cards or something), you can move about (pee, go to the bar, etc) whenever you want, usually no assigned seating (which could count as a downside, but usually the non-commuter-trains have so few passengers you have all the choice you could want)... For a vacation rather than a business trip, I'd highly recommend going by train - And as a bonus, you'll actually see the country rather than seeing clouds.

      Of course, like the rest of our lives, we Americans even make our leisure time a non-stop rush-rush-rush flurry of activity. Get "there" as fast as possible, then lose more sleep than normal trying to visit every point of interest in a 100mi radius of our destination. Thus we have the phenomenon of needing to come home an extra day before resuming work because we need to crash from what we call "relaxation".

      Sad.

    2. Re:I used to like flying... by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a frequent Amtrak passenger in the NE corridor

      I can't explain our different experiences (I too live in the NE), but I've found exactly the opposite of what you describe.

      I have experienced a few delays (though nothing even close to the BS we have to put up with for air travel), but never more than a few minutes, and when you can sit back and comfortably read a book or play cards with a friend, who cares?



      My true worst-case stories - Last time I flew (Northwest, though I don't blame them specifically, they handled circumstances as well as possible; the problem comes from the entire screwed-up infrastructure), my first plane left and landed on time, but we sat on the tarmac for over an hour because the airport had overbooked their terminals - And of course, no standing, using the bathroom, or drink service during all this. Fortunately I didn't miss my connecting flight, because it left two hours late - from another airport. They finally got us on a plane almost eight hours late - Getting us in at 2:30am on a worknight (and in a town that basically shuts down at 9pm, I pity anyone who didn't have a prearranged ride and place to sleep).

      My worst case train experience, we had to wait an hour because of some sort of construction accident involving the Big Dig (though not directly at it, at that time they hadn't yet opened it). An hour. In comfort. So I had another beer and read another few chapters.



      That said, I would prefer flying, because I admit I don't care to waste much time in the travelling itself. But when the "faster" way actually ends up taking longer, costing more, and has incredibly uncomfortable conditions... Well, given a choice between a flight with even a single layover (good luck with that, unless you happen to live at and want to go to a hub city, or can afford 2-3x the ticket price for a direct nonhub flight), or taking the train... Train wins, no question.

  19. pay for non-damaged baggage by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What is next, pay extra for not having you luggage damaged?

    Really, there are two issues with this. First, it seems that more people are using carry on anyway. In my experience flying, more carry on reduces the already dreadful flying experience. I see this as a competitive disincentive.

    Second, I wonder if the cost of implementing such a plan, which would require marking and sorting bags, would be less than the additional revenue. This is the same question I have for the ISP. Will the costs of all the additional equipment really justify the additional fees such equipment would impose on the end user. Wouldn't it be better, like the airliines, to impose a fixed limit on throughput, and allow users to pay for more?

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    1. Re:pay for non-damaged baggage by Detritus · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You know, airports are dangerous places. It would be a real shame if your baggage had an "accident" on its way to the baggage claim area. For a small fee, we can guarantee its safety.

      -- Fat Tony, United Airlines Revenue Enhancement Agent

      --
      Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  20. I'm sorry, but... big flippin' deal. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We've become such an instant gratification society that people bitch if they have to wait a few minutes longer for their luggage? IT'S JUST LUGGAGE! If you are so concerned about getting to your destination on time that you have to get your luggage quickly, how about, oh, I don't know, booking an earlier flight?

  21. Can it get worse? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ever since the increase in "security" after 9/11, I have done everything I can to avoid flying unless it's absolutely necessary. I've gotten pretty good at getting through the security gauntlet without an orifice probe -- playing dumb and cheerful seems to be the ticket -- but even then, most planes make the city bus feel like a luxury limo by comparison and airports seem to have been designed by a retired platform game designer. Add to that the bizarre security rituals, like the TSAA guard in New Jersey who banged my shoes against the floor before declaring, "Nope, no bomb in there," and if I can skip traveling, I will, and if I can't skip it, I'll drive. About the only reason I'll board a plane voluntarily now is to vacation abroad, and even then, I have to ask myself if it's worth the extra-special unlubricated scrutiny you get when returning from abroad.

    So now my bags are going to be delayed a few minutes? Who gives a shit? That's like being told that in addition to being worked over for an hour by mafia goons, someone will now call you a sissy at the end of your beating.

    --
    Proud member of the Weirdo-American community.
    1. Re:Can it get worse? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've gotten pretty good at getting through the security gauntlet without an orifice probe -- playing dumb and cheerful seems to be the ticket

      I don't even believe half the stories I hear. I've flown eight times this year for work, and other than it being slow, I've yet to see anyone even taken to the side. There's nothing to get get good at. Hell, I was hand carrying a box of A/D converter chips in an ESD bag and it was no problem.

      most planes make the city bus feel like a luxury limo by comparison

      Yeah, but a luxury limo does not cruise at 600 MPH at 35,000 feet and cross the country in 5 hours

      Sorry, kid, but there's compromises in life. I don't get this "Waaaa gimme luxury attitude". More room means bigger, heavier plane means more fuel means why do you hate the Earth? ;-)

      and airports seem to have been designed by a retired platform game designer

      OK, now *that's* funny. One my next flight into Logan next week, I'll totally picture Mario jumping from the arrivials to the departures level.

    2. Re:Can it get worse? by Jay+L · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm glad it's not just me that thinks that... why do I even care? The horrible part of baggage claim is waiting for the bags to show up in the first place, and trying to wrench them off the belt with no elbow room, not the delay between first bag and last bag.

      And the horrible part of flying is living 20 minutes from the airport, but still having to show up three hours early in case there are traffic delays... inside the airport! Not baggage claim. It's line after line after line, where I'm always mentally alert for *something* I have to do next. If I could somehow just sit in a seat, and start reading a book or using a laptop, and in three hours I'd be slowly but magically transported into my plane seat, I wouldn't even care about the lines.

      Pre-9/11, I used to take the Washington/NYC shuttles, where you could show up three minutes before departure and still board. I used to be able to time that within 5 minutes at National. Zip into the parking lot, which at the time was about 50 yards from the terminal doors, dash through the terminal to the gate, holding my one carry-on, get on the plane and sit down.

      But baggage claim? Frankly, I'd rather my bag be last. We reach the gate, and everyone rushes to sort-of-stand-up for ten minutes. We get off the plane, and everyone rushes to the claim so they can crowd around it, wait, and jostle. Meanwhile, I relax on the plane till the crowd leaves, I go grab a drink or a snack at a concession stand, make a phone call or two, and saunter down to the carousel, at which point my bag is one of the few that's left, and the crowd is gone. Easy peasy.

  22. A Lesson in Airline Revenue Managment for /. by Hangtime · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm seeing a lot of anger and discussion as to why are airlines *cheapening* the flight and do all of these things like what United does with Economy Plus or Continental and Northwest charging for exit row. So let me bring you into the world of US domestic air travel.

    Domestic air travel is one of the five most price elastic products avaliable for purchase today. This means when you go on to Orbitz we all charge practically the same thing. Internal tests in the airlines have proven that a $5 difference in airfare will dry up your demand. So, no people for the most part say they want everything but time again have proven through actions that they will only buy for the most part on price. International flights are a different story.

    Price, Schedule, Frequency in that order is how people buy airfare. The idea now is to shrink the price as much as possible and try to recoup through the difference with ancillary revenue streams. This is why you see such things as purchase of Snacks on Board, charging for pillows, SkyBus and RyanAir charging for everything. People complain about buying a $5 meal on the plane but you can create a better product and for most part people realize they will pay $10 in airport for the same caliber of meal.

    Since the industry is so price sensitive it is trying to debundle the product. It costs money to serve meals and when you make as little as $200 on a flight from JFK to LAX TOTAL, you have to find other ways. So what do we do, we try to offer things that people are willing to purchase. Economy Plus 5 additional inches of leg room on most United flights...it makes a big difference when you go cross-country or across the ocean. Purchase an Admirals Club ticket from AA for $35 for the day so you have a place to shower and change because you can't check into your hotel in London until after 4:00 PM but you got there at 10:00 AM.

    Programs like giving luggage priority to the customer that flys 1 or 2 times a year is to give customers what they want (a lower flight price), but also for those folks that want something extra a place where they can purchase it.

    1. Re:A Lesson in Airline Revenue Managment for /. by dsstao · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, no people for the most part say they want everything but time again have proven through actions that they will only buy for the most part on price.

      Bullshit.

      I'm glad we have a poster who actually works for an airline because I want to tell him exactly why people "only buy for the most part on price". The reason? Because they can't see what's included in the price. Airline travel isn't simple - there are different places you can sit which give more leg room. There are meals, pillows, headsets, baggage "priority", and a dozen other quirks. Be like McDonald's. PACKAGE IT.

      I'm serious - when I go to united.com, orbitz, travelocity, etc... I'm seeing only one thing... this is your price from A to B and it's non refundable unless you bend over and grab your ankles. Oh and that airport tax and fuck-you-osama tax is included.

      Back to the point - I want a list. If I see a set of rows offering price, I want to see columns for what's included. Do I get a meal for example? What's my leg room look like?

      How about:

      OPTION A

      Includes Economy seating in rear half of plane.
      Includes cold snack food.
      Includes ability to use toilet.

      OPTION B
      Upgrades Option A by adding:
      Pillow
      Blanket
      Warm towel for your face
      Hot Meal

      OPTION C
      Upgrades Options A & B by adding:
      "Economy Plus" - 2.3106 inches of extra leg room!
      Free coffee, soft drinks and up to 2 alcoholic beverages.

      OPTION D
      Business class (list perks here).

      OPTION E
      First Class - we'll make your socks roll up and down.

      I think if consumers had choices like these, 1. They'd know exactly what they'd be getting and not getting and 2. The $5 "loss of demand" goes away because now people are making an informed decision on something they can SEE - benefits/features/upgrades and not just price.

      Just my $0.02.

    2. Re:A Lesson in Airline Revenue Managment for /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Domestic air travel is one of the five most price elastic products avaliable for purchase today.

      In my view, the airlines have mostly themselves to blame for this. After years of situations where people would go on a flight only to find out that the guy sitting next to them had paid $100 less for exact the same ticket, people have become hyper-sensitive to airline ticket prices. Imagine a restaurant that sometimes charges $1 for a burger and sometimes charges $20 for a burger but no one really knows what prices were going to be charged at what times. Most people would choose to eat elsewhere if at all possible but if they did somehow have to eat at the restaurant then they would become obsessed about what price they got charged.

      The best solution to this problem would be to create a free market for airline tickets. That is, let people resell their tickets and even create a regulated market (like the stock exchange) to facilitate this process. The airlines would participate in the market like everyone else and they could release tickets onto the market at whatever times were most profitable for them.

      Another, less drastic solution, would be to simply require airlines to announce their pricing strategies publicly (along with any information used to in the pricing calculations).

      People complain about buying a $5 meal on the plane but you can create a better product and for most part people realize they will pay $10 in airport for the same caliber of meal.

      There are two problems here. First, people don't have time to design every aspect of the flight themselves. When I go to a restaurant and order a piece of pie, I don't expect to pay extra if I want the pie to have sugar in it and I don't want to have to figure out just how much sugar I need to buy for the pie so that it will have an acceptable taste. In the case of airlines, the airlines should figure out a package that will result in a pleasant flight for most passengers and sell that package.

      The second problem deals with the non-average passengers. For example, I did a lot of sports in high school and college and now I'm slightly overweight so my shoulders are broad enough that I simply don't fit in the standard airline seats. I can get an aisle seat and lean out into the aisle but then I get smacked in the shoulder by everyone's hips as they try to squeeze past me. Now, I recognize that I am slightly outside of average body proportions so I wouldn't be opposed to paying a bit more for a slightly wider seat. The problem is, though, that the only way I'm aware of to get a slightly larger seat is to upgrade to first class but then I get charged way more than the incremental cost to the airline in providing a slightly larger seat. That is, a first class ticket is easily twice as expensive but, even if airline costs scaled directly with seat size (which they don't), the first class seats are not twice as wide - and, anyway, I don't need a seat that is twice as wide - just a couple more more inches.

      So the situation as it exists is that I'd be willing to pay a fair price for a slightly wider seat but the price for a slightly wider seat is totally outrageous. If I get the slightly wider seat, I'll be paying extra to subsidize the people in the smaller seats (or to buy the CEO a new yacht) which I have no interest in doing.

      So what happens is that I'm crammed into a slightly too small seat where I'm totally miserable, the people next to me are miserable and the people who try to get by me in the aisle are totally miserable. Everyone around me has a bad time and the next time they think about traveling by air they do everything they can to avoid it. So, yeah, in the short term the airline saves money by cramming people into seats that are slightly too small but in the long term their business shrinks because people want to avoid the unpleasantness of flying. Not only that but when people are forced to fly they are already in a bad mood becaue the whole experience

  23. Without Ethics, You Have Nothing. by Erris · · Score: 4, Informative

    You get what you pay for.

    Sometimes your money vanishes into a CEO's private yacht.

    United is a prime example of an unethical company that fails to meet any of it's three primary responsibilities: customer service, job security, and investor return. It does not matter that this "plan" to screw customers is not a fact yet, because United customer service is already the pits. How could it be otherwise when the employees are demoralized by games like this:

    In an Oct. 15 letter to United's board, the president of United's flight attendants union questioned why the company is mulling selling assets that it insisted were vital during its three-year stay in bankruptcy. "It has only now become clear that the sale of these assets is not only a viable option, but that a timely sale would have avoided the need for severe concessions and, perhaps, avoided the bankruptcy altogether," wrote Greg Davidowitch, president of the United master executive council of the Association of Flight Attendants, which represents 17,000 United workers.

    One of the "concessions" was the elimination of employee pension plans. Bankruptcy, of course, screwed investors. It's little wonder that United is often mentioned when I hear bad travel stories. Please do not talk to me about regulation to protect such scumbags. The kinds of things United is accused of are crimes that should be punished.

    The other half of TANSTAAFL is a free market. Without that, there's no such thing as a fairly priced sandwich lunch. Glenn Tilton is lucky there's air on the other side of most doors.

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    1. Re:Without Ethics, You Have Nothing. by mikeplokta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, any listed company has only one primary responsibility, which is investor return. Pursuing job security or customer service where those conflict with investor return is not only unethical, it's illegal. Of course, good customer service generally leads to a better investor return.

    2. Re:Without Ethics, You Have Nothing. by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We need to educate the investor that making $1 this quarter by selling vital assets, screwing customers, and weaseling out of agreed to pensions is no match for the $10,000 you could make in 10 years by treating customers like customers, standing behind your employees and keeping equipment well-maintained.
      Actually, it is pretty much a misnomer to call the modern breed of stockholders 'Investors'. They just want to buy it, run it up and sell it. They are not interested in 'investing' in the company at all.

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    3. Re:Without Ethics, You Have Nothing. by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Informative

      United, BA and Virgin are generally the easiest alternatives and there's no way I'm going back to BA at least.

      No contest there - Virgin has half-naked ladies on the noses of their individually-named aircraft, after all. The great service is just a bonus.

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    4. Re:Without Ethics, You Have Nothing. by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, any listed company has only one primary responsibility, which is investor return. Pursuing job security or customer service where those conflict with investor return is not only unethical, it's illegal.

      A company has whatever responsibilities the law dictates, because it is simply a fictitious legal entity rather than a real natural one. There is no natural right to keep on getting profits while being shielded from any consequences - such as jail time - of the actions your hirelings - the CEO, for example - took in your name and with your authorization in the pursuit of said profit. This shield is entirely created and maintained by utilitarian laws designed to promote investment and thus benefit the society. As such, these laws can be altered if needed; specifically, the legally mandated responsibilities of a corporation can be altered if the best of the society so demands.

      Given this, your statement that a corporation which pursues job security or customer service is acting unethically is absurd. Just like copyrights, corporations exist as a part of a social contract; while recent trends have perverted both contracts to the point where they are arguably working against their intended purpose and the good of society, I'm certain that we'll have corrective actions eventually.

      Then again, last time fascism/corporatism rose it cost 50 million dead to put it down, so it might not be something to look forward to.

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    5. Re:Without Ethics, You Have Nothing. by Vengie · · Score: 3, Informative

      Illegal? Under Delaware corporate law at least, a company's charter can be whatever it wants. If a company wants to incorporate into its charter that it MUST tithe, that's perfectly fine. Corporate donations (and social spending, i.e. on employees, the community) are far from illegal, they are encouraged (or perhaps even mandatory.) See e.g. AP Smith Mfg. Co. v. Barlow, 13. NJ 145 (1953). [Since you obviously don't know "the law" -- Delaware's corporate law is basically a copy of Jersey's, with lower fees.] Clearly, you've never heard of the Business Judgment Rule. Please don't opine on the law if you don't know it. thanks.

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  24. The Point Is... by beadfulthings · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You don't get what you pay for, but you're required to pay anyway. As in:

    1) You pay for homeowners' insurance only to find that your particular disaster isn't going to be covered. Just ask the people on the Gulf Coast.
    2) You pay for a utility, like phone or cable, only to find that when you've got a problem or outage, you're without your service--not for hours, but for days or possibly even weeks. (Ever try to get a rebate from, say, your phone company when they take four days to send out a "technician" to spend twenty minutes fixing your trouble?)
    3) You pay ever-increasing costs for your health insurance only to find that a catastrophic illness or accident leaves you in debt for years.
    4) You pay for what is termed "unlimited" Internet services only to find that your ISP is cutting you back because they have a different idea of what constitutes "unlimited."
    5) You earn your money, but you are required to pay the bank ever-increasing "fees" so that they can use it until you need it. In some cases, you even have to pay to speak with a human being (as opposed to an automated system) to receive an answer to your question.

    We're all part of a vast pool of money to be tapped into at will, and the game is to return the bare minimum of value for what we're all willing (or able) to pay. Why should the airlines be any different? An interesting article appeared on CNN a couple of days ago. It seems the "working poor" are having increasing trouble making that paycheck stretch from one payday to the next--and the term "working poor" is now encroaching more and more into the "middle class." The Big Box Marts are starting to notice an impact to their bottom lines.

    The airlines will find that fewer and fewer people can afford to fly, so they'll focus on ways to wring more out of the people who can still afford to fly. It's not surprising.

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  25. You are not old enough by WindBourne · · Score: 2

    Back in the 60's, EVERYBODY got a good meal. Of course, what is not mentioned is that it was the time of regs and the prices were about the same. That is tickets cost 200-300. Today, not a lot, but back then, well, that was a LOT of money.

    I had it good WRT that. My father was an airline pilot so we got to fly free. And yes, even in coach the service and meals were good. Free Booze. I tend to think that Midwest airline had the right idea (leather seats; 4 across on a super 80; good service), but I believe that they are gone now.

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    1. Re:You are not old enough by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When do you not get a meal on the flight? The only times I've not had one has been on very short flights, and they've always had a snack of some kind. It still bugs me that whenever I fly in the USA they charge you for alcoholic drinks (which, of course, you then can't claim on expenses), while every non-US airline I've flown with has included booze in the ticket price (a gin and tonic or two takes all the stress out of flying).

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    2. Re:You are not old enough by Maudib · · Score: 4, Informative

      You haven't flown much in the past few years have you? Delta, United, AA all got rid of meals in coach on domestic flights, including transcons. Delta offers a light snack on shuttle flights, and continental offers a horribly bad meal. Some Delta flights have a new program where you can buy a meal in coach.

  26. That is not really true. by mbone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I generally try to be the last person on each flight I take. I take a lot of flights. I generally check a bag.

    Trust me, it does not make your luggage come out first. Not even an appreciable fraction of the time.

  27. Like Linux and Windows by goombah99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a perpetual argument on slashdot that goes like this:
    Lin/Win: Macs are more expensive.
    Mac: No they are not if you configure them Identically
    Lin/Win: okay here's a Dell thats comparable and it costs $100 less
    Mac: You are overlooking the value of a system that works. It's only cheaper if your time has no value.
    Lin/Win: Well I get to choose with my PC, Mac forces me to pay the mac tax whether I want to or not.

    So apparently there's a large number of people, larger than the max zealots, for which saving a dime at the expense of time and frustration is really a consideration. United is catering to that large segment. It's what they want.

    What I don't like about this is that it is going to turn into what economists refer to as "driving the good apples out". This is when one is in a price comparison situation where one does does not have enough information ahead of time to discern on the basis of quality. It refers to why there are more bad tasting apples than good tasting ones in the super market, and it's classic application was to the Used Car industry.

    So when you go to book a ticket on SABRE then you will see united has the cheap flight. It forces the other players to follow unless they can somehow differentiate their service levels. This is why luxury brands never offer a cheap version. They have to maintain a public image that when you buy the luxury brand that you never ever get a bad apple.

    This happens in the cell phone market where players like qwest and verizon advertise the cost without all the fees they lard on it and others advertise the final price (e.g. any pay as you go plan). I'm looking a sunday newspaper and I see qwest is advertising that my internet connection can be just $26/mo (going rate in my rural market is $49). Then the fine print says "with Bundle". And when you add in the bundle you realized they just moved the cost over to another service (3 way calling a value at $10/mo!).

    So there problem with parcelling and bundling services is it can distort the market for quality when the buyer has a hard time or lacks the time to find out if it's a bad apple before they buy.

    The famed economic analysis's conclusion was not that good apples wind up costing more but that the distortion is so severe that good apples leave the market and are not available.

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    1. Re:Like Linux and Windows by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a basic disagreement with much of your argument. Much of it seems to rely on the assumption that consumers are rational actors and will find the information on "good apples vs bad apples". In general people aren't rational actors, they're driven by desire.

      For cars in particular, you only need to spend a couple bucks on a Consumer Reports subscription to find that many luxury cars are extremely unreliable. So in this case, those luxury cars are really "bad apples" as far as reliability goes. I happen to be a subscriber, and it only took me about 2 minutes to find out what the "bad apples" are.

      So why do people buy luxury cars (or any unreliable car)? Because they're buying an image, not transportation. Luxury car makers understand this. They don't make cheap versions to avoid the chance of creating a "bad apple" (a trip over to consumer reports reveals there's plenty of really crappy luxury cars), they don't make cheap versions because they know it will dilute the "I'm a really cool rich guy in a great luxury Cadillac" image that people are buying.

      Cellular and Internet providers advertise the low-low price because they want to get over that initial psychological barrier of price that people have, and get them to start WANTING the cell service. Once they actually want it, they'll be more willing to accept the REAL price later.

      The other guys who advertise the "real price" and "no hidden fees" are appealing to a different segment of the market, either those people who've gotten tired of the crappy price they're now paying (and have caught on to the whole "low-low-prices" racket), or who are already jaded about those kind of services through friends/family experience.

      So the examples you gave have really little to do with bad apples or good apples, and everything to do with psychology.

      I suspect the "get your luggage first" is really more of the same thing. The first class passengers get to feel they're more important than the other passengers (and will keep buying first class tickets), while other people will be able to buy that same importance. In reality, you're probably only buying 5-10 minutes of time. Not really a hell of a lot of value to anyone when plane travel takes hours.

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    2. Re:Like Linux and Windows by snarkh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So apparently there's a large number of people, larger than the max zealots, for which saving a dime at the expense of time and frustration is really a consideration. United is catering to that large segment. It's what they want.



      What are you talking about? United and other traditional carriers, Delta, AA, etc., are oriented (get most of their money from) toward business travelers and are certainly not the cheapest around. Many people are actually willing to pay a premium to fly them over ,say, Southwest, because of their loyalty programs convenience, etc.

    3. Re:Like Linux and Windows by marcosdumay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It's only cheaper if your time has no value."

      Of course, that is only an argument if one assumes that Macs work better than the other two, what depends on the kind of use and user the computer will have.

      Inserting a hidden assumption into the argument is a quite used logical falacy... It makes dishonest argumentation looks like it is reliable.

  28. Long-term profitability by ottffssent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, I'm sure this will increase the long-term profitability of Mr. Tilton's business enterprise. Imagine the happiness one must feel settling down into an industrial bank of chairs at the gate, knowing that for just a few dollars more per ticket, one has secured the incalculable benefit of a different colored baggage tag. Much like a different-colored credit card or checks with pictures on them, the knowledge that one is, in actual fact, a big shot must be splendid. Why, I'm nearly overcome with joy knowing that for just a few dollars more on my taxes, I've summoned into existence an entire army of highly trained professionals who are ensuring that rather than the coffee I've brewed at home, I am enjoying, while seated in those industrial chairs, only the finest brew, made from beans blessed by a bored TSA agent who languidly waved through a man he's met every day of his job, pushing the same cart of restaurant supplies to the same place. As a happy side-effect, I'm protected from the dangers of e. coli in my juice and cryptosporidium in my water.

    This sense of serenity is surely not measurable by such pedestrian metrics as dollars and hours.

  29. Re:Not a dump truck - a racket by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Charging the customer for better service is a perfectly acceptable way to handle getting more money
    It seems more like blackmailing and gouging the customer if he wants to get any service, including ones that you'd reasonably expect to be included anyway.
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  30. Re:Not a dump truck - a racket by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or,

    It is like offering customers a chance to save money by not even using checked luggage (which I pay for even though I don't use it).

    How is tiers of service price gouging? And why can't I sacrifice decent service for cheaper prices? I do that for everything else.

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  31. I don't agree and don't believe you travel Acela by Blahbooboo3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Huh? I call shenangens.

    I ride Acela (amtrak's NE corridor service) ALL the time between Boston-NYC-DC. I have NEVER seen bench seating in 8 years of travel. I have never seen bench style seating in any Amtrak car ever...

    The cars on Acela are really nice, clean, have plenty of room, and even real electric sockets for laptops.

    Cell phone use is not bad. I rarely get someone rude. AND if i don't like cell phone noise there are QUIET CARS available where cell phone use is not allowed.

    Amtrak does have frequent problems with staying on schedule

    So, with that said, I don't believe you travel Acela .

  32. How to travel without going nuts by yelvington · · Score: 4, Informative

    0. Dress properly. Leave the metal and piercings at home; you'll just make your security check worse.

    1. Travel light. If you're crossing the ocean for two weeks, plan to use a laundry.

    2. Avoid connections. If at all possible, drive to a hub airport.

    3. Planeside check on your outward trip. This ensures the baggage monkeys don't lose your luggage. If you failed to follow tip #1, and you must check your bag, be sure you carry with you the basics for an overnight stay.

    4. Check your heavy baggage on the return trip. Barcode scanners track everything in a database in Atlanta. Airlines don't actually lose your luggage, they just misroute it. On the way home that's a benefit: You don't have to carry your bags to your car! They'll deliver to your home, eventually.

    5. Eat a good breakfast. You're not getting fed on the plane unless you're crossing an ocean.

    6. Bring your own entertainment -- a book, videogame, etc. Unless you're crossing the ocean on one of those new 767s with the cool Linux personal entertainment system, you're going to be on your own. On most flights, even if they're showing a movie, you won't be able to see it.

    7. Noise-suppression headphones really do work.

    8. Book early, book online, and select an exit-row seat. Legroom and laptop space will be adequate for a change.

  33. Question about meal = "terrorist screening" by smurfsurf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was probably a question mandated by the TSA. You know, no pork or vegetarian = terrorist red flag.

  34. Airport clothes shop by Chapter80 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I like flying into Cincinnati. They have that shop just off the main terminal that you can get all your clothes and a piece of luggage to carry it in. Sure, the clothes are slightly used, but all are clean and in great shape.

    I pack my underwear and toiletries, and don't bring a single stitch of clothing, other than what's on my back. I'll stop at the shop and pick up a few USED dress shirts, a few casual shirts, pants, sometimes a suit. Everything's organized, in style and well marked. It takes me far less time to pick up my clothes than it would to pack at home, check my luggage, pick up my luggage, etc.

    I leave a credit card imprint for the deposit on the clothes. When I return them, I usually get my full deposit back, less the cleaning and usage fee, which is far less than a typical laundry and dry cleaning bill.

    OK, I made this service up, but doesn't it sound like it would appeal to some class of traveler?

  35. There is a solution... by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's called "carry on" learn it, live it, love it.

    Seriously--lest some idiot thinks I'm trolling: After seeing so many of my more well traveled friends dealing with lost luggage--not to mention having to put on locks rigged so that baggage people can open and paw through your stuff--I take carry on luggage and haven't had a problem stowing it. You don't need half the things you think you do on trips (and restricted to small amount of carry on liquids now saves space.) And if you forgot or need something, unless you're going to 'outer Mongolia', you can usually purchase it at your destination. I haven't lost a bag yet! And I can just grab my bag and head out of the airport instead of hanging out in baggage claim.

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  36. Re:Not a dump truck - a racket by Smallpond · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The downside of this is that everyone will do what you do, which is cram as much stuff as possible into the overhead bins in order to keep from checking bags. This slows down the security lines and getting on and off the plane.

    It does sound like a protection racket, tho. Maybe next will be:

    "Would you like your bag to be handled extra-carefully? For a small fee we can make sure your bag doesn't get dropped or run over by a baggage cart, or maybe show up with the handles wrenched off. Heh-heh."

  37. Re:Bring back regulation! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I started flying in 1960 when the whole US industry was regulated -- for its own good. There was no hub-and-spoke system. The whole nation was well-covered -- a ticket to Podunk, Iowa didn't cost $1000 simply because it was a low-traffic route. A ticket from A to B cost the same on ANY carrier.

    Part of the reason that flights to Podunk didn't reflect the cost of service was that the longer flights subsidized them - Congress pressured airlines to keep service to their districts, in exchange for a price structure that allowed the airlines to make up for losses on other flights. Not very efficient.

    Because they couldn't compete on price, they had to compete on service, and the service was damn good. Decent food, bigger seats than now, toys for the kids, free decks of cards, pens, and note-paper for the adults. A single thunderstorm in Chicago didn't screw up the whole nation. Flight attendants weren't horribly overworked on jam-packed flights.

    You can get that today - fly on an air charter or fractional jet service, as long as you are willing to pay for the service. You actually have more choices today than you did under regulation; at widely different price points.

    Midwest offers Signature Seating (all leather 2 abreast cabins) on many flights but is moving away from that on leisure routes - a good sign that enough people don't want to pay extra for service to make it a viable long term strategy for a scheduled domestic airline. If Midwest could keep a price differential that made up for the lower capacity I bet they would offer that service everywhere they flew.

    Yeah, it cost a lot more in real dollars. Yeah, not so many people flew in those days (they took the train or the bus, duh). But look what would happen if we implemented it now. The higher prices would drive people back to ground transportation, reducing their carbon footprint.

    It would also have a serious impact on our economy.

    Higher prices would also mean companies in the service industry would need staff within driving distance - as opposed to having staff that live where they want and fly to the client.

    Vacation destinations would become more regional since the cost of flying a family of 4 would rise significantly; and driving two days to visit Disney World would become a once in a lifetime (if that) trip for many families.

    Visit families overseas? Forget about it.

    Yes, I remember when you got served on real china in economy class; and the 707 had to land in Shannon before going on to the continent; but in real dollars I can fly the same route in Business Class for the same as I paid then for coach; with about the same level of service.

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  38. Reality vs TANSTAAFL by samweber · · Score: 2, Insightful

    TANSTAAFL might work very well for aged Science Fiction writers, but, alas, not so much in the real world.

    Take an example: Say you and your family saved up to go to have an amazing vacation, including staying at a Hilton near a beach. But, when you got there, you found out that you had to pay $20/night extra to have the beds and towels changed, $30/night for air conditioning, $25/night for hot water, $5/night for each key, and $50/night for use of the elevator to go to the 22nd floor. Would you go back?

    Airlines and hotels are both businesses that respond greatly to the economy. When times are good, people take planes and stay in hotels -- both for vacations and business. When times are rough, people consider vacationing nearby, or driving, and try to stay with friends and family. Businesses try phone conferences. For example, I work for one of the top 15 companies in the Fortune 500, and for six months there has been a complete freeze on all travel.

    So, what are you supposed to do if you are in this kind of business? It is rather obvious: during the good times you squirrel away money for a rainy day fund, and you make your customers as happy as you can. When the bad times hit, you want them to think, "Well, we're low on cash, but we had so much fun two years ago using that airline/hotel/theme park, why don't we splurge. After all, life's short!" During the bad times, you use your rainy day fund, and keep trying to make your customers happy as possible, even with your reduced funds. There are lots of things that make customers happy that don't cost a lot, after all.

    US airlines, though, have been run very poorly. Just after 9/11, the airlines were first in line to get government funding. How and why? Because it turns out that most of them were already either asking for government bailouts, or were planning to. Their stated reason was that fuel costs had risen. But, fuel costs are normal business expenses!

    One of the real reasons was that during the previous economic high, the airlines had not been either saving money, or making customers happy. People had been forced to zig-zag across the country, having little or no food, unpleasant boarding procedures, and horrible service. So, when the times became bad, not only did the airlines not have any money saved away, but their customers actively hated them.

    That's how the real world works in such businesses. TANSTAFL just causes those companies to go bankrupt.

  39. Re:I don't agree and don't believe you travel Acel by orangepeel · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's good to know. Basically I pick up where your travels end (or vice versa). I ride Amtrak's regular train service (no Acela for us folks to the south) from Washington, DC to Raleigh, NC and back every few weeks. I don't know what it's like in the Northeast, but the route between DC and Raleigh is on tracks owned by CSX that Amtrak pays to use. Consequently they've got one more variable that can work against them. Five or six years ago when I started taking this route, delays were rampant and often hit 2 hours. Almost always it was due to CSX working on the tracks. I'm more the relaxed type though, so that never bothered me much. Besides, being on a train where you can get up any time you want and wander around, go to the cafe car, etc., makes a huge difference. A 2 hour delay on a plane would kill me. Anyway...

    Within the past few months, something almost magical seems to have been happening -- the delays have started becoming fewer and shorter. One time this summer I even got to Raleigh 5 minutes early! It seems to be turning out that all those years of delays are finally starting to pay off -- CSX really does seem to have managed to upgrade the quality of their rails on that segment, and as a result, life is getting better for Amtrak and their passengers. Here's hoping this trend is for real and that it continues.

    I know there are a lot of Slashdot readers in Northern Virginia, so here's my advice for anyone who needs to visit the Raleigh/Durham/RTP area at some point. If you want to give Amtrak a try, don't bother going into DC (Union Station). Instead, head to the King Street metro station on the Yellow & Blue Metro lines. The Amtrak station is on the other side of the tracks (just cross over via the underpass). Pay for the Business Class upgrade. It's typically an extra $21 and is worth ever dollar. It gets you a larger seat, more leg room, free coffee and soft drinks, and the most important thing of all -- a 120V AC power outlet. It's supposed to be about 5h 30m from the King Street station to Raleigh if everything is running on time. 6h +/- 15m is more common, but as I say, it seems to be getting better. You'll need to research your options at the NC end of things though. I have friends and family in the area, so someone always picks me up, so the best methods to reach a car rental place from the Raleigh (or Cary or Durham) Amtrak station isn't something I've looked into.

    I think the best part of taking the train is the interesting people I meet. Just in the past few months I've found myself sitting next to a hot biology grad student from NC State, a psychic (that was an interesting ride!), and a judge from NYC. I don't know why -- maybe it's because all of us are taking a slower form of transit -- but I continue to find that the people I meet on the train are a lot more mellow and just generally interesting than the type of people I meet when I have to fly. It's just all-around less stressful, you know?

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  40. Re:This is why I wish we had a rail option... by lionchild · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you're on a schedule, rail just isn't a valid option anymore, at any cost. US regulations require that cargo trains give right of way to passenger trains, so they can make their schedules. However, with more and more powerful locomotives, the cargo trains have gotten longer and longer and longer. Now, the typical cargo train is so long, it no longer fits on a siding, while passenger trains have not signifigantly grown in length, and still fit on sidings.

    Therefore, even though cargo trains are required to give way to passenger trains, they cannot do so, because they do not fit on the sidings to allow a passenger train to pass. The passenger train has to take the siding and wait for the cargo train. This results in longer and longer delays on passenger trains. A typical trip from Kansas City to St. Louis should take 4 hours or less. However, the typical travel time is 6 to 8 hours because of being put on side tracks to allow for cargo trains to pass. If you're on a schedule, it's more timely to drive.

    All this is an aside from the ticket prices of taking the train. :-/

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  41. Re:This is just tiered service by lawaetf1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not about service, it's about something more valuable -- my time. I despise that first class passengers get to deboard before everyone else. They pay for bigger seats, better meals, whatever, but they should not get to buy my time away from me.

    This is just another method for separating out the classes. Have money? We'll make your life more convenient at the inconvenience of everyone else. It's one thing to give people better service in exchange for value-add, it's another to create that value by taking from someone else.

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  42. Re:Less is more by mabhatter654 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    except it's not really a free economy because when the airlines royally screwed up and let their planes be hijacked, the feds didn't let them go out of business and executives go broke like should have happened. Instead the FAA makes all sorts of "regulations" that only make up for executive incompetence (wait for th FAA to make a "rule" about this soon) instead of allowing billion dollar companies to go under when they pull this stuff.

    It's the same as the sweetheart deals they have with telcos to allow spying, or how they "punish" Microsoft, but are still their biggest customer.

  43. shareholder value is a verb by amyhughes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    shareholder value (v) - 1. To reduce the value of a product or service to increase profit. The box was shareholder valued to increase profit 0.2% by reducing its size by 10%.

  44. Re:Less is more by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The government should've let a multi-billion dollar industry go down because terrorists took over a few planes?
    If they had gone out of business, it wouldn't have been because of terrorists, but because they had a faulty business model to begin with.

    I'm pretty sick of people using 9-11 as an excuse for everything from having to bomb Iran to having to wiretap Americans without warrants to giving corporations special taxpayer-funded benefits (only after they make large contributions to candidates, though).

    Let's see, what else is happening with 9-11 as the excuse? Um, how about creating an ex post facto law to give telcos immunity from prosecution for having broken the law (even though the illegal act took place 6 months before 9-11?

    Bullshit. 3000 people die and a nation of 300 million goes belly up?

    Bullshit. We are being played.
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  45. Re:Less is more by Tesen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    None of those examples have anything to do with the question. What was faulty with their business model exactly and why was it working before?

    Nothing was wrong with their business model, but like the RIAA they failed to adapt to changing markets. Sure, different markets and reasons, but their model did not keep up with the "Jack's small puddle jumper of the west" airlines that popped up.

    Continual reduction in fees, continual raise in cost of fuel, plus all the other stuff of having to maintain ones fleet and replace aging aircraft caught up with them. Capitalism demands that competition evolve to survive, they did so for a long time by competing to lower prices, but one can only do that for so long. I also believe capitalism is the ultimate destruction of your competition (in the longer run). Unless the competition goes awry you are stuck competing with them at every attempt to beat you in to submission (read: out of business).

    Now the new incentive to fork out more money to get your baggage a head of someone elses is something that as a business they are allowed to try; it is not immoral, nor is it unreasonable to expect more for express service (FedEx does the same, they charge differently to get your package to your destination in 24 hours as opposed to 3 days etc. Though I have to admit, they end up expending resources to make this happen). The problem I have is how do they make sure my baggage is not the last off the plane? For example, 125 passengers (total flight compliment) purchase this service, if I am lucky 125 I did not get the service I paid for, so like what the fuck? What do I do then? What are -THEY- going to do about that?

    The next question is going to have to be how do they intend to counter-act lost luggage? (all those that have had stuff go missing raise your hands!). If this new "fee" implies that your luggage gets special attention, exactly what do they promise to Joe traveller that decides "Ohhh to hell with more fees!"?

    Okay, I've had a few to many beers - be gentle :P

    Tes

  46. Re:Less is more by drix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It never ceases to amaze me how the pernicious nature of a government bailout is completely lost on the average American. Businesses have revenue and they have expenses. Revenue minus expenses equals profit. If profit is negative, then your business model is flawed. No amount of corporate handouts can change this basic, simple fact. It doesn't matter if United is $10 or $10 billion in debt--either they are making money or they aren't. If their basic model is sound, then they should have no problem lining up private financing to bridge the gap. If they aren't, and they have to rely on the government for help, then this should raise a red flag, because the entire private banking industry took a look and said no. Who do you trust more to make sound, rational economic decisions--a bunch of self-interested, economically motivated lenders, or, omfg, the United States Congress? I almost can't even type that without laughing aloud.

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  47. Re:Very happy for this change by Dutchmang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thought so too for a long time. JetBlue was my oasis in the desert that is air travel insanity. Alas, about a year ago they started to lose the one thing that made them different from the others -- that little thing called "giving a shit." They're just American or United now.

    So depressing actually. My job requires me to travel 100k or more miles in an average year, and has allowed me to see all sorts of wonderful things around the US and the rest of planet (and understand the non-US perspective which is good). But I turn down most of these trips now because air travel is too depressing to contemplate.

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  48. Saving your a** in a crash also costs coin by Latent+Heat · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It isn't just meals, and it isn't just bags: getting out of a plane in a wreck and saving your backside also costs you extra.

    Never knew how they allocated exit-row seats, but now Northwest charges for them, either in terms of a cash surcharge or in terms flyer points or one of those "Elite" or "Gold" memberships.

    One thing about exit-row seats is that each of the big exits are "manned" by a flight attendant -- that is what they are there for and anything else they do like get you a pillow or not get you anything to eat in this day and age is incidental. The exit row seats are unique in that they are "manned" by whatever passenger is seated there -- in other words, your safety depends on the conscientiousness of a fellow passenger rather than on an airline employee who at least has had some kind of training.

    Mind you, this exit row thing is a kind of loophole to the safety rules that allows airlines to place revenue seats next to some exits instead of rear-facing jump seat with a flight attendant sitting there. The gummint was OK with this until a few years back that they started to "have issues" with it and issued those rules that the airline had to ask if you, as a customer, thought you were physically fit enough to lift a 40 pound exit door, and the airlines began this lameoid thing of "asking" customers if they wanted to be moved from the exit row -- apparently there are all of these 90-lb 90-year-old grannies who can lift 40 pounds from an awkward angle because no one ever volunteers to leave such a seat.

    AvWeek had a discussion about passengers and exit rows, and the time it was suggested to qualify certain frequent flyers by having them demonstrate that they could operate and lift the plug doors and giving those passengers preferrential exit row seating. The current system, at least on Northwest, is that the exit row is a perk that you can pay for, never mind if you are the kind of jerk who never pays any attention to the safety demonstration or has never looked at a seat card.

    Part of the thing is that 1) airlines have a "don't scare the passengers" approach to airline safety, and 2) most passengers believe that they are French toast in any kind of accident and that the safety info is pointless, and many if not most passengers make a demonstration out of pointedly not paying any attention to the safety drills.

    My own personal perspective is twofold. One is that I lived in Chicago when the 727 jet was new, and pilots transitioning from prop planes lacking the high power-off sink rate of the 727 with all of the droops and flaps down were crumping 727's with alarming regularity. The Chicago Tribune told of one accident in Chicago where after one of these crumped landings, only two people got out, people seated next to exits with the presence of mind to operate them, and the rest of the people died from smoke and not from any other injuries. Secondly, I hold a private pilot certificate and have been indoctrinated in the ways of procedures and checklists. Unlike many other conveyances, airline passengers play an active role in the safe conduct of their flights. Can't be bothered to pay attention to the safety announcements and look at the seat card because you have flown the fourth leg of a trip and have flown hundreds of times? Gee, I guess the pilots can't be bothered with checklists because they have flown thousands of times and must know all of the settings by rote not, don't they?

    So you got fat slobs with frequent-flier privileges who could care less about paying attention to the fact that they are in an exit row and have a role to play in an emergency, and you have the rest of us steerage passengers on the Titanic told we are last in line at the life boats.

  49. You know why I fly Emirates? by theolein · · Score: 2, Informative

    I fly to South Africa from Europe once a year. I almost always fly Emirates. It's really out of the way and adds on much longer hours, but Emriates:

    Has absolutely amazing staff. Friendly, professional, speak the languages of source and destination country, take their time with difficult passengers.
    Has comfortable, cheap economy seats, with video entertainments systems in each seat back - that work.
    Provides free drinks and fantastic meals. The best I've ever had on any airline.
    The major hub, Dubai, is a large, roomy, comfortable airport with every and any convenience. It has friendly, professional staff. The queues are managable.
    They do not treat their customers like criminals (USA take note), while providing excellent security.
    They are the cheapest airline to fly the route.

    They are not alone in this quality service. Singapore Airlines is just as good, if not better, and other new Arabian Gulf Carriers like Air Qatar and Al Etihad are also competing at this level.

    United Airlines is going to lose any business they have on the routes these other airlines fly if they treat their passengers badly and charge them for things that have been normal part of service... on buses!

  50. Re:Less is more by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, if someone hijacks your car, the government should just let you eat the loss, because you royally screwed up and got out of the car at gunpoint?
    That's a good point. If someone robs you of your car, the government is not going to reimburse you for it. They will try to catch the criminal and you can bring a civil suit against the criminal, but that is it. If the criminal robs you of your car and then drives it off a cliff and kills himself, you are out of luck. You get something between diddly and squat.
  51. Re:Less is more by oatworm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Umm... that's precisely what the government does. What the police do is make a record of their investigation in finding your car so that you can hand it to your insurance agent and they can pay you back for the car, assuming you insured your car sufficiently for such an event. That said, assuming the government actually did pay you back for your car, there's a big difference between reimbursing you for the car and reimbursing you for the car, lost wages from not being able to make it to work that day, and lost wages from the raise you're certain you would've received if only you showed up to work on time that day, which is precisely what the bailout of the airline industry turned out to be.

  52. Skip that bit by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never found out how it ends; I kept having to reread the chapter on recursion.
    I skipped that section. And sorry, I did use a goto.

    (Flamewar about how goto is sometimes cleaner in 5...4...3)
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